geoff: um, you started smoking a pipe. craig: you know why? geoff: why? craig: i think it gives me an air of distinction. a sort of award-winning sort of an air. geoff: because you won a major award. craig: exactly. geoff: the sir peter ustinoff award for comedy. craig: do you smoke a pipe, joffer? geoff: technically. [laughter] craig: technically what? geoff: can't say anymore. craig: here's the thing. just don't mention cars. did once and it got me in trouble. geoff: don't do that. craig: all cars advertised on this network are the best cars in america. i don't think that will be good enough. here's the thing. i'm so enjoying this pipe smoking that i may do it again tomorrow and the day after that and the days to come. i may become known as america's great pipe smoker. i'm going after your title. [laughter] good night, everybody! ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ male announcer ] universal studios summer of survival. ♪ life-threatening disease.. s . >>> this is kpix 5 news. >>> a boy with a life-threatening disease makes history at ton

geoff: right. oh, man. craig: i mean, man. geoff: mama.ig: do you think that really was made out of a pool table, that dress? man, i would just like to knock a few balls around that. [laughter] geoff: yeah. craig: i think we better stop now. all right, good night, everybody. omg, stop. jack, your new chipotle chicken club is craze amaze. annnd chipotle is totes trending. spicy crispy chicken, hickory smoked bacon, melting cheese, and smoky chipotle sauce plus fries and a drink for $4.99? that combo is chipot-cray. and chipotle is my hashtag faveflave. let me guess-you're the new social media intern. yeah! great. i'm late for a meeting. can you make some copies? ...with the tanning bed? and struggle to sleep comfortably together, now there's a solution. the company that individualized your comfort with the sleep number bed is now introducing sleep number dual temp, the revolutionary temperature-balancing layer with active air technology that works on any mattress, including yours. whether you sleep hot or cool, sleep number dual temp allows

geoff: no, man. it just happened. craig: if the bee says that about the shark, then what does the tiger do? geoff: i forgot there was a tiger. craig: kind of blows it for you. geoff: well, that was sort of the whole show really. craig: what? it blew? the whole show blew? i think i was put off because lisa was mad at me at the beginning. geoff: she was really worked up. craig: no, i hope. nah. no. [laughter] i won an award, you know? it is over there on the mantelpiece. thanks. [laughter] you think if you start clapping that i'll stop doing this. [applause] all right, i will. good night, everybody! ,, he just said it's big. how big? ,, really big. tell him to send a pic. noo!! ok... whoa. whoa. it's jack's big stack. two jumbo beef patties stacked with melting cheese, stacked with onion rings, stacked with pickles, all stacked on toasted sourdough bread. oh, tell her i'm easy... ...'cause of the drive-thru. ♪ male narrator: there's something positive being generated in california. when ordinary energy is put in the han

so bye, geoff, bye. geoff: oh, i crap my pants. [cheers and applause] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- ,,,,,,,, ♪ [ roars ] ♪ ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ male announcer ] universal studios summer of survival. ♪ [ male announcer ] universal studios summer of survival. how big?just said it's big. really big. tell him to send a pic. noo!! ok... whoa. whoa. it's jack's big stack. two jumbo beef patties stacked with melting cheese, stacked with onion rings, stacked with pickles, all stacked on toasted sourdough bread. oh, tell her i'm easy... ...'cause of the drive-thru. . >> this is kpix 5 news. >>> we have breaking news tonight. moments ago bart unions gave notice they could strike on monday morning. good evening i'm ken bastida. >> and i'm elizabeth cook. >> reporter: let me start with what happened moments ago. this evening there was tension at both sides went into bart headquarters here. they sat down and talked for three hours. and right after 10:30 the meeting ended. a spokesman came out and dropp

geoff: what the hell, man?raig: yeah, i was just getting used to the sound of the roar and then it was over. geoff: cat's a bad astronaut. craig: you know at the end of the show i like to talk in my "downton abbey" voice and roast my testicles by the fire. that's what i always enjoy. ah. geoff: that's the sound of satisfaction. [laughter] craig: what did you learn on the show tonight, geoffrey? geoff: i learned a little bit about horse miming. craig: yes, indeed. geoff: quite an interesting thing. a little bit of old man opera tonight. craig: old man opera. ♪ ehhhhhh [laughter] good night, everybody! the don juan con man. a fuge - who sweet-talked dozens of women.. out of a fortune. tonight: how one oe >>> calling him the don juan con man how one of the bay area's most wanted was finally caught. i am ken bastida. >> i am elizabeth cook. >> >> his undoing began when he messed with the wrong woman, a menlo park police officer. >> reporter: police arrested him back many 2010 he was convicted and sentenced to 16 mo

geoff: i thought it was roaming about. craig: no, look. geoff: oh, my world.n: -- craig: good night, >>> hello, everybody, i'm beth troutman. take a look at some of the best videos of the day "right this minute." two brave dudes take on a tall tower. three-hour climb, y'all. >> what they scaled all for one quick plunge. >> three, two, one. see ya! >> devastation from the black forest fire continues. but this video -- >> shows a different side. shows firefighters standing their ground, saving a home. >> see what goes in to saving a home as the fire comes creeping in. >>> plus -- a fox who needs a hand. this fox comes straight up to the human for help. how taking a chance can pay off big time. >>> and it's a brocation vegby plane. >> not only taking them to his destination but giving them a scenic experience. >> see how that nice friend broing around and gives them a thrilling experience. >> no! >> oh! >> no! >> you're watching the moment this base jumper is getting to the tip of the tower. he's about to use for his next jump. >> sweet, huh? >> yeah. >> holy mol

geoff: i thought it was roaming about. craig: no, look. geoff: oh, my world.n: -- craig: good night,,,,, ready? happy birthday! it's a painting easel! the tide's coming in! this is my favorite one. it's upside down. oh, sorry. (woman vo) it takes him places he's always wanted to go. that's why we bought a subaru. (announcer) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. how big?just said it's big. really big. tell him to send a pic. noo!! ok... whoa. whoa. it's jack's big stack. two jumbo beef patties stacked with melting cheese, stacked with onion rings, stacked with pickles, all stacked on toasted sourdough bread. oh, tell her i'm easy... ...'cause of the drive-thru. what she w ved her. . >>> this is kpix 5 news. >>> a nurse viciously attacked by a prisoner at a bay area hospital. what she was wearing that safe saved hef. good evening, i'm elizabeth cook. ken bastida has the night off. joe vasquez tells us the problem at napa state hospital has gotten so bad, workers actually have to carry their own alarms. joe. >> liz, you may remember a staffer was murdered th

geoff: the storm cleared up. craig: yeah, the storm cleared up. robin tell us who your friend is. >> hello, everyone. this is mindy! [applause] craig: mindy who works for the audience company that rallies the hobos together every day. and you put your friends in the audience. >> did. craig: right down in the front where i could see her. >> she drove me to work. craig: you guys are just crazy perky. it is driving me nuts. >> you like it! [laughter] craig: ha ha ha. geoff: ha ha ha prm craig: you have renewed my faith. my heart has grown three sizes today. geoff: gee willikers, craig. >>> hi rksz everyone. i'm beth troutman. we have been searching the web for great videos and we have them "right this minute." they are partying in the streets of l.a. not for long. >> watch and listen. >> how a direct hit turned into a scene of sheer craziness. >> oh! >> if you think you have a rotton job, the video that shows what life is like for a sulfur minor. it's a journey of a lifetime, if they can survive it. >> now, neale bayly shares a trick through peru. >>

geoff: the storm cleared up. craig: yeah, the storm cleared up.in tell us who your friend is. >> hello, everyone. this is mindy! [applause] craig: mindy who works for the audience company that rallies the hobos together every day. and you put your friends in the audience. >> did. craig: right down in the front where i could see her. >> she drove me to work. craig: you guys are just crazy perky. it is driving me nuts. >> you like it! [laughter] craig: ha ha ha. geoff: ha ha ha prm craig: you have renewed my faith. my heart has grown three sizes today. geoff: gee willikers, craig. [ male announcer ] so you used the wrong flea killer. but then why is he the one in the doghouse? don't blame him. instead, rely on the number one choice of vets for their pets, frontline plus. the killing force of frontline plus uses two ingredients. one to kill adult fleas and ticks, plus another to kill flea eggs and larvae, destroying the future generations of fleas. and it keeps fighting for a full 30 days. ask your vet about frontline plus. . >>> this is kpix 5 news.

for more on that story and the rest of the business headlines geoff cutmore live in london. good morning. >> hey, good morning to you, brian. we're up 2.75% on the s&p. 2.6% on the dow. and these are the strongest three-day gains since way back in january. lot of the bounce as some of the better economic data we've had here and one of the fed council members coming out and saying don't misinterpret what mr. bernanke is saying. tapering is not going to happen that quickly. so markets have a better tone. i'll tell you someone who will be feeling the pain, jon corzine, the market regulator, saying we are leveling charges against you, this over the use of a billion dollars worth of customer funds. we talked about this story but the former new jersey governor is facing charges now over what happened at mf global, brian. >> geoff, a lot more people are doing stuff mobile, making payments and soen and so forth, but the truth you need to know, it ain't free. >> that's the issue, isn't it? a lot of people got used to free banking. the banks are looking for ways to try to rebuild thei

geoff is in frankfurt. ecb actually doing anything on negative deposit rates? >> i think it's remarkably low at this point, ross. and that is the consensus. we know there is division on the governing council about whether this is the right way to go, anyway. there's division at the moment as to whether we need another move in the rate. back in bretoslava, we got that move and that makes this meeting increasingly unlikely to deliver anything further. mr. draghi, like all central bankers, would probably want to wait and say just what the impact is likely to be. as we've been discussing on the program already, ross, there are some indicate erts. this is not shoot the light bulb out stuff. but there is definitely a slight uptick in the pmis for europe and some of the headline indicators for may do look a little bit better. as we know, that's against a very, very poor growth back drop generally. so probably steady as she goes at this meeting, we would imagine. maybe a little bit of conversation in the q&a about

[laughter] geoff: yeah.ig: and think about -- think about all the things we have learned on the show tonight. i think i learned some things. didn't you? geoff: yeah. yeah. craig: yes. and television and sincerity. and aye carumba!. good night, everybody. good morning! wow. want to start the day with something heart healthy and delicious? you're a talking bee... honey nut cheerios has whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol. and it tastes good? sure does! right... ♪ wow. delicious, right? yeah. it's the honey, it makes it taste so... ♪ well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? be happy. be healthy. after a stranger hiding in e back seat of her car pulls a knife. . >>> this is kpix 5 news. >>> a 16-year-old bay area girl caught on camera running for help after a stranger hiding in the backseat of her car pulls a knife. good evening, i'm elizabeth cook. >> i'm ken bastida. that teenager told police this manmade her drive to a remote area. kpix 5's juliette goodrich on how she managed to get

geoff: what the hell, man? don't make this about me.ig: robin seems to bring a certain kind of joie de vive to te event. geoff: you're not little miss sunshine either. pal. craig: i'm sorry you had to see this, robin. i'm sorry you had to see this. good night, everybody. good night. [ male announcer ] citibank's app for ipad when she's on the go. even when she's not going anywhere. citi tablet apps. easier banking. standard at citibank. make a wish! i wish we could lie here forever. i wish this test drive was over, so we could head back to the dealership. [ male announcer ] it's practically yours. test drive! [ male announcer ] but we still need your signature. volkswagen sign then drive is back. and it's never been easier to get a jetta. that's the power of german engineering. get $0 down, $0 due at signing, $0 deposit, and $0 first month's payment on any new volkswagen. visit vwdealer.com today. helps him deposit his checks. jay also like it when mother nature helps him wash his car. mother nature's cool like that. citibank mobile che

for that it is going to be good enough to geoff us the fog for tomorrow. i wanted to let all of you know that lightning storm that did produce 400 to 500 strikes is clearing out. the thing that's going to be interesting the next couple of days is the rain track is only going to be about 200 to 300 miles off to the north. it will keep most of the coolest air into washington and oregon. for us it will be south of that jet stream. a mention of cloix of clouds an our way. a little bit of drizzle possible from san francisco down to half moon bay. if you are taking off at san francisco do expect delays. for all of our north bay communities, then by the afternoon we are expecting sunshine from napa all the bay to san jose. we've highlighted this area. very typical this time of year, the fog and clouds are not going anywhere. if you're going to the beach, take a jacket. daytime highs on tuesday will be a little bit warmer. we're expecting 76 in san jose, gilr gilroy, low 80s for you. all the way down to the 70s on tuesday. 77 in walnut creek. san francisco staying

fuge geoff chris christie ordered an october special election just three weeks before the state's general election. christie, who could have had it on the same day as the general or let an appointee serve out the term, said the added cost of a separate vote is worth it. >> the costs associated with having a special primary and general election in my mind can not be paeshed against the value of having an elected representative in the united states senate with so many consequential issues are being debated. >> that cost by the way a roared $24 million for a primary and general election. contradiction accuse the governor of wasting money in a play to try to keep his name off the same ballot at mayor cory booker. he could have complicated christie's run for re-election by attracting more voters. now, booker who was expecting a relatively easy path to washington might just have his hands full. political reports as many as three democratic congressmen could challenge him in this race. the political shuffle in new jersey is hanging over christie's possible run for president. a new msnbc-"wall st

. >> and geoff ogilvy survives. >> tom kite at last has won his first major championship. the u.s. open. >> an unreal performance from rory mcilroy. >> united states open champion. >> sensational rally in open golf history. >> webb simpson is the 2012 united states open champion. >> a three-shot victory for lee trevino. >> first australian to win the open. >> i guess patience and hard work, i guess it pays off. >> the older you get, the more thrilling it gets because the harder it gets. >> the third open championship. >> and justin rose just a couple of moments from getting his arms around that trophy as well. easy tap-in, the look to the sky and justin rose has won the u.s. open championship at merion. only player in the final ten pairings to avoid an over par score today. you bet he earned it. and phil mickelson had his opportunities today, but justin rose had some pressure shots that he delivered and executeded down the stretch, which is the kind of stuff that u.s. open champions are made of. >> phil, those wedges on 13 and 15, 13 goes over the green, then 15 hits that big drive

geoff: could you -- what the hell?hter] [aw] [laughter] [applause] craig: and that's how you win an award, folks. good night, everybody. ,,,,,,,,,, . >> this is kpix 5 news. >> and it's just right here where the kids play. >> a sex offender washes up next to a bay area playground. why the city can't get rid of him or his mess of a boat. good evening i'm elizabeth cook. >> and i'm ken bastida. that boat's been insure rip wrecked for weeks. but parents tell us the real problems is the owner. >> live in richmond at the site of this boat. in the past five minutes or so this man showed up. he says that he's the friend of the owner of the boat. the owner of the boat is a convicted sex offender who's done his time, paid his debt to society, but now has fallen on hard times and right now the clock is ticking and the oner is running out of options. here on the shores of one of the nicest parks in the bay area. the fat woody is looking pretty limp. it's an eye sore with a four foot gash in the hull. the man who lives on it is a

geoff? now you can use the hammer. craig: what do i use the hammer for? >> break up some of those graham crackers. got it? good to go. perfect. ok. let me have the hammer. and then we're going to make the sundaes. i feel like it is just gone. craig: it is fine. this is good. people are really learning stuff. >> get it right off of the cutting board. craig: hey, we're out of time. i just heard we're out of time. >> out of time. craig: so where do you put the -- what the hell? look. no, no! >> no. craig: is this what you do? fruit goes in here? >> yeah, fruit goes in there. craig: and then cream? >> and then that. graham cracker. [laughter] really? really? that's what happens when you play with the whipped cream canister! a little bit of coconut on there. why not? craig: sorry. this has never happened to me before. >> this is what it looks like. this is what it looks like. craig: that looks great. >> look at that. craig: cat cora, ladies and gentlemen. good night, everybody! captioned by the national captioning institute captioned by the national capti[ mal

that was from geoff. >> we don't even know their names yet. marco rubio is very cool.people don't think he is cool now, but he can motivate the masses. >> he's the real deal. >> he's cool in the republican party. >> it's a tough answer to give. it's a hard question. anybody? >> i think it's dangerous they have to find youngblood. that's another way of saying cool and they have to get on to the campuses and engage students because the students are right now in an academic version of the taliban. >> we have to take a step. >> the hot bet of communism. they used to be active republican students. >> do you know how hard it is to come out as a conservative? >> you are a young republican, you are in riding and have aliases or something. >> they are very exciting. very exciting. this is the last question everyone can participate. this is a free-for-all. please jump in. if the ran the country, who would get what job? >> i would be social chairman. >> you are so perky. chipper. >> you would be attorney general. amazing. eric would run the department of commerce. >> or treasury.

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the republican party do we have to make it cool again to get more voters to vote republican, from geoff. >> we probably don't know their games. >> yesterday you said marco rubio. >> he is very cool. people don't think he is cool for immigration, i think he can motivate the masses. he is energetic and cool. >> cool and the republican party don't match in my -- >> it is a tough answer to give. >> greg? >> i think it is dangerous to actively try to be cool or search for cool, but they do have to find some young blood. that's another way of saying cool i guess and they have to get onto the campuses and engage students because the students are right now in basically an academic version of the taliban, total lockdown. >> every one of these is a hot bed for communism. i remember when i was in college, used to be active republican student groups, but they don't seem to be active any more. >> you know how hard it is to come out on a college campus as a conservative? it is easier to come out of the closet as gay. you come out as a conservative. >> young republican, you're in hiding with ten alias

geoff us a more of fill in there? >> visa is a play on continued migration of consumption from cash and check over to merchants and to online buying and electronic buying. visa has about 22% of pce that grows about one or 2% a year. they continue to take market share. this is a name growing earnings in excess of 20% trading a peg ratio below one which is something we really spend a lot of time on the valuation perspective. david: ed and larry, hold in for a second. we have earnings coming in. we haven't had those in couple days, from adobe. jo ling kent with details. go ahead. >> earnings from adobe just came out and we have earnings per share of 36 cents which is a beat of estimated 33 cents. estimate is $1.1 billion, right on target. they announced 100 million digital downloads in just over two years. this company is trying to move away from its software products and go into the cloud. on that note their cloud subscriptions grew 25% in the second quarter, bringing in $230 million, david. liz: they're on to the creat

that's from geoff. >> you know what? i think we probably don't know their name yet.>> >> yesterday they said it was marco rubio. >> he's very cool. i have know people don't think he's cool now for immigration, but i still think he can motivate the masses. c he's very enjet hispanic cool.nw >> i think he's the real deal. reason, cool and the republican party don't match.ty. >> it's a tough answer to give. >> greg? >> i think it's dangerous to actively try to be cool ornk search for cool.ng but they doer have to find some young blood. that's another way of saying cool, i guess. and they have to get onto thehey campuses and engage students because the students are right now, they're basically an academic version of the taliban. >> we got to take a step -- >> wait a second. every one of these have taught communism. i remember when i was in college, there used to be an active republican student groups. but they don't seem toto active. >> do you know how hard it is to come out on a college campus as a republican of the it's mu

>> he knows is of i am not going to be a geoff gannon. the question to me, i think this is an unnecessary program of vast overreach on the part of the government and a basic violation of our right of privacy. however, the real question i had is, why does it have to be a secret? i keep coming back to that. but i do not understand. if this program is so important, is so vital to our national security is so necessary to keep us safe then tell us about it. >> that's all. just say, you know what? in this day and age, the only way we can keep track of their only ifs is to keep track of your phone calls, too. we are not listening in. we want to know all of the calls that are made. that's how we find the bad guys. i think most americans would accept that. you know, again, we have accepted so much else. surveillance cameras everywhere you look, for god's sake. air marshalls on planes. i have mentioned that. t sa screening. we accept all of that. i think americans, they would say we have to do this. we just want you to know we are doing it. it's th

detectives going out and checking stories, geoff, conducting these depositions that are withering and when you read and imagine a bishop saying little boys he'll it sends a chill down your spine. it is remarkable to consider jeff started this work in 1983. we are now 30 years into this and people will say to me why is this going on so long, one big reason can be addressed by tom doyle, that is the clerical culture, tom lived at , worked with it, worked against it, discovered early in this fight, warned the church, when it faced, he guessed it might be $1 billion, that was my impression. and discovered there was no real mechanism for addressing and there was a mindset that worked against it. >> it will help people understand why this goes on and on. >> i go back for 30 years involved in this and i was on the inside. i was an ambitious cleric loyal to the system, to the institution. i have a hard time referring it to the institution as the church because i have a great deal of respect for the body of christ and people who are followers of christ. i have no respect for the institutional

scott hartwig, geoff shearer, hurry jones, and carol riordan.t 8:00 p.m., the commemoratives ceremony with keynote speaker and dramatic readings from eyewitness accounts followed by a candlelight procession to the soldiers cemetery and more calls and reach for civil war institute director peter carmichael all day sunday on american history tv on c-span three. >> on monday's white house briefing spokesman jay carney said china made a deliberate choice in releasing former in as a contractor to edward snowden from hong kong. carney called actions from the chinese government a serious setback in u.s.-china relations. here is some of the briefing. you can see it in its entirety anytime on c-span.org. >> with regard to your question about the chinese government, we are just not buying that this was a technical decision via hong kong immigration official. this was a deliberate choice by the government to release a fugitive, despite a valid arrest warrant, and that decision unquestionably has a negative impact on the u.s.-china relationship. >> repercus

people like geoff sessions and richard shelby in alarms, sessions is driving the opposition. she willbey goes look with him. one of the things i am actually going to do in all of the amendments that are going to come up over the next couple of weeks -- and i think there are going to be a significant number offered from the floor. i will keep a close eye on how marco rubio, rand paul and ted cruz vote on this because when they vote differently on any of these amendments. >> bill: yeah. >> you are pretty sure you are going to see those in those particular votes show up in opposition research and, you know, direct mail pieces in iowa and new hampshire and south carolina. just to sort of preview some of the attacks i think are coming a couple of years down the road when they are all on the presidential trail. >> what i picked up is there is no doubt the bill will pats. the question is how many votes can they rack up? >> the important thing to realize we started seeing a little bit late last week is how much do democratslet marco rubio drive this process. rubio has intelligently,