bonus jonas survived an acid attack [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, you look like something that george lucasi think about it, you're not that attractive because you have the physique of a burrito that's about to burst open [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're so ugly, when you were born, instead of push, the doctor said, "suck." [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah, let me say something to you, my dear, dear friend >> jimmy: oh, i'm ready for it >> you are so ugly, your proctologist once said, "my god, this ass [ bleep ] has teeth. oh, speaking of nuts, did yours ever drop? >> jimmy: now look -- i know -- i know who you look like >> what? >> jimmy: you look like -- you look like if bilbo baggins got really into whip-its [ laughter and applause by the way, you are so old, shouldn't you be building a canoe in a cialis commercial [ laughter and applause >> hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. you remember -- do you remember when i -- that time i visited you in the hospital, and it was the only time i ever felt bad for a catheter [ laughter ] in all seriousness, man i really do love you >> jimmy: no, i love you too i rea