grandpa is, yeah. interesting. well, she forgot her medication. snow bank. well, you told me about it. [ laughter ] i mean, grandpa told me. >> jimmy: no, it's all right, buddy. it's no buddy. >> steve: i mean, she was just there. >> jimmy: i know, i know, i know. i didn't mean to bring it up. sorry. >> steve: you know what i mean? >> jimmy: we didn't even know until christmas morning. >> steve: because you found her frozen corpse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. a great song, by the way. it's a great song. >> steve: oh, my god. it's a great holiday song. >> jimmy: it's a great holiday song. >> steve: people love it. you know what they love about it? >> jimmy: we found her frozen corpse in the front yard. >> steve: with the hoof prints. >> jimmy: with the hoof prints. and claws marks on her back. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: i don't even know what that means. >> steve: i think it means santa -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: what else could -- >> jimmy: that's my grandmother! that's my grandmother you're talking about. >> steve: i don't think it w

he ought to take those ads home and show them to his grandson and say, grandpa did this.hat do you think about this kind of trash on television? what do you think about somebody being beaten up like this on television? we should run campaigns worthy of our best, not campaigns that demean us to a worse. >> pretty tough. pretty personal. he's accusing him of trashing the other candidate. it would be embarrassing to his family, his grand kids. he's sort of below the cut of a person that should be president. he said he's swift boating, basically him. he's accusing him of being, in fact, he went after w. to get him. so he nailed w. and his entire republican campaign in '04 to trash romney. >> you know, i am always a little bit hesitant, you know, when we do political analysis to talk about, well, it's personal, so-and-so doesn't like -- i mean, those things exist, but usually there's a greater stra t.j. strate e being u thinkd have run a carpet bombing campaign against the other guy. >> i think he would have fought back and been able to respond in a more effective way than he

i know your grandpa is a man of faith, he loves santa. he loves all the -- >> jimmy: as for me and grandpa, yeah, we still believe in it, yeah. [ laughter ] the biggest problem we have? >> steve: what is that? >> jimmy: we're not sure if we should open the gifts or send them back. >> steve: oh my god, i'm so sorry. [ laughter ] so sorry. >> jimmy: no problem. >> send them back. >> jimmy: send them back. thank you, sir. that's right, there was a reindeer race on friday. the runners included dasher, dancer, prancer, and the winner of the race, mutumbe -- [ laughter ] the reindeer from kenya. [ laughter and applause ] the winner -- [ applause ] mutumbe. finally, i heard that the kardashian family just released a special 3-d christmas card. [ scattered groans ] and, this is nice. the card even plays kim's favorite christmas song "the 12 days of marriage." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we have a huge show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's a superstar, i'm so happy

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grandpa's handling it pretty well. [ light laughter ] >> i'm sure he is.e was in the room watching football with cousin mel. >> he's a good man, grandpa, from what i remember of him. >> jimmy: he -- i don't know. >> grandpa fallon. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] that's -- yeah. so, they wrote a song. is it, like, glen campbell or something? >> it's just an eerie coincidence. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't -- i don't -- >> jimmy: yeah. i got to download it and -- >> yeah, it's good. yeah. yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to hear this story. >> yeah. >> jimmy: 'cause i know you -- you recently went to jury duty. >> yeah, my first time ever. we got any people that went to jury duty here? yeah? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: my wife just did it. >> yeah, no, my -- my assistant told me that i -- it's a felony now and i should probably not try to get out of it, so i went down there and i learned a lot. i mean, mostly what i learned is that i don't want to break the law. [ light laughter ] because i don't want to be tried by the people that i was hanging out with. [ lau

if grandpa could also come up with a plan for 30 million jobs, we'd be all ears. friday mega panel is here. ari melber, krystal ball, and rob cox. do you like when you call the republicans horny toads? >> i did get a kick -- >> but i call the democrats equally horrible things. it's a comparable art. you were in this jobs conversation. i'm trying to illustrate to people whether it's the edp gauge or the gdp gauge, the metrics are outdated and we should improve them. you've brought a gauge where we can pretend gdp is this and inflation is that and see what we might do. it's like a present. >> show and tell. >> maybe grandpa, the psychic -- >> right, dylan. we put together a calculator. this isn't our -- >> we, reuters? >> we, reuters, breaking views, my colleague, richard biels, a real whiz kid. he used a yale university professor, he's got a formula that says you can predict the winner of a presidential race, using a couple of simple economic variables. we simplified that even further. so what you can do is enter in basically three things. you can enter in gdp grow

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. ♪ sorry, grandpa, we'll try to keep it down. i just...e it to me. ♪ [ female announcer ] we know you're still more rocker than rocking chair... that are just right for you. we have plans with no copays, no deductibles, and lifetime coverage. you may even qualify for one of our guaranteed acceptance plans. if you're eligible for medicare or will be soon, you can schedule an in home visit or get answers right over the phone. call anthem blue cross today at 1-877-230-6352. that's 1-877-230-6352. >>> as you know 49er fans are fired up about sunday's playoff game. not everybody is drinking red and gold kool aid. >> they want to put the proposed billion dollar stadium on the ballot. >> and and there is lots of conflicting emotions and leading up to the game sunday, and here at city hall, a group of residents, citizens rather are engaged in a petition drive. they came here to wrap up that drive that would block construction of the stadium in their town. they were turned in ahead. deadline. organizers had to find 10% of the voters and collected c

as a role model in the community, girl knows everyone from grandmas and grandpas to newborn babies. he is full of life and likes to joke around, give opinions, provide constructive criticism, and is always giving. he gives with enthusiasm, is a loyal friend, and spreads his wisdom and knowledge, when a corporate and called upon. earl is one of these unsung heroes. often, are most involved community members are taken for granted. earl is someone who fills a need, creates a bridge, and is able to reach all populations. our community would not be as strongly connected it was not for earl. congratulations on your recognition as a kqed on some hero. please step to the podium. -- unsung hero. [applause] >> i said i was that going to cry, so i won't. i was overwhelmed last year, when i emceed on behalf of tom phillips. he gave me a call and asked him to -- asked me to help again this year. he said, kqed will contact you in one or two days. 10 minutes later, kqed calls, and we are going over some of the things that we are doing today. and her voice said, you know, you were nominated, and yo

influence and through our relationships as a brother, wife, mother, on golf, sister, at grandma, grandpa, and all of you that are out there, and equally our friends and associates that give this information for us to teach, give us your influence and power for us to give back. it was given to me from a wise person that said we take nothing with us to the next life except for what we of given down here. it is always this circle of reciprocation. i say thank you to all of you who haven't been the influence either directly by your teachings or indirectly by your support and love. it really is a part of all of us. i say thank you to all of you. i[laughter] [applause] >> were you just reading -- that was everything i wrote. i was lucky enough to be in one of his films. he was bringing the camera up really close, and i said can you get my good side? he said he did not have a good side. -- you do not have a good side. [laughter] all right. calling up to the microphone at this time. liz hunt of santa clara valley. [applause] >> this to know -- just to know, we did not nominate you because you ar

the robber runs off and then grandpa rips that mask right off the robber.amily including two children were in the store when the armed robber attacked. >> were you scared at that point? >> yeah. i was shivering. >> your legs were shivering? >> and if that happens to a family, you know, they will see that. >> the family says that the man pulled the trigger, but no bullets were fired. they believe that the same mask man did fire shots at employees in two separate robberies just days earlier. >>> now to a real life crime turned comedy of error, the thief shoots himself in the foot while guarding a door during the bank heist in brazil. the incident took place last week and the entire robbery captured by the security cameras at the bank. the man was holding two guns in the entrance while the two partners took the moneybags inside. everything was going well for them until he lowered his right arm and shot his own foot. he was arrested on the same night when he needed help at a hospital. police are still searching for the rest of the robbery gang. >>> you have hea

mitt, give a kiss to grandpa and grandma and gra grandma and grandma.t pinched cheeks of any kid ever. romney picked up an endorsement from john mccain this week, which was very good news, until john mccain opened his mouth. >> i am confidence with the leadersh leadership, president obama will turn this country around. >> jimmy: wait, hold on a second. oops. i like that move that when he said obama, all of a sudden, oh, grandpa, you are getting -- past your bedtime. by the way, that could make a great political ad for the obama campaign, if you work it properly. >> i am confident, with the leadership and the backing of the american people, president obama will turn this country around. >> i'm barack obama. and i approve this message. >> jimmy: it's effective. unexpected. [ applause ] the remaining republican candidates are in new hampshire this weekend, where they will debate on saturday night and sunday morning. two debates in the span of 12 hours. and this is just the regular season. wait until the playoffs. debate number two takes place at the chub t

my grandpa was born and raised here. so it's pretty important to keep this going, and this is something that'good for people, so i feel really good about it, and it's just-- it's a happy thing. >> you probably think you know all about the exploratorium. but have you ever been after dark? did you know there was a monthly party called after dark? science mixes with culture and adults mix with other adults. no kids allowed. every week there is a different theme. to tell us about the themes is melissa alexander. tell us about some of the previous themes we have had. >> we have had sex ploration, sugar, red, blue. many things. >> what is the theme tonight? >> rock, paper, scissors. we are having a tournament tonight, but we have also used as a jumping off point to explore lots of different ideas. you can find out about rock, paper, scissors as a game as a reproductive strategy. you can interact with a piece of art created by lucky dragon. you can get your hair cut from a cool place called the public barber's salon. they use s

i take things how i like them. >> my grandpa wears them nowadays. >> don't care what other people thinktay in stoneyland. i don't need no psychotherapists or no medication. if i had an s right there it would mean stone. >> being in stoneyland is how he stays in prison. jugs he did -- just he did keep us laughing. >> can you show me your tattoo? >> i'll show you mine if you show me yours? have to take a shot sometimes. >> it's a nickname i picked up in tijuana. they call me tijuana tom because nobody beat me in arm wrestling. >> you're going to stoneyland. >> he is hilarious. constantly messing with our gear. once there's a boom mike over you, he will start playing with it like it's a cat toy. he is constantly laughing and making jokes of a situation. >> it's a north american sewer salamander. be a nice trophy to put on the wall. >> a lot of one-liners. >> hello grandma. you still working as a stripper? >> according to marcus murray who did time with him at indiana state prison, and was also transferred to wabash, says stone's cat and his sense of humor aren't all he's known for. >> yes,

that have gone through many years of international campaigns, we are considering an appropriate grandpa'sfor those concerns. in terms of the expenditure plan, we expected to generate $630 million over 20 years, used to leverage another $820 million in state, local, and federal funding to provide a $1.4 billion expenditure program overall. because it is targeted at both offsetting impact of the state mitigation fee act as well as offsetting impacts, the program is highly constrained to the most cost-effective fuel system. in terms of where the funding they go, this shows the allocation to the four project categories. it is a way of addressing transit and crowding because they allow for additional service being provided on high impact alliance, and this is what has been identified in the transit effectiveness project. transit reliability improvements include what you might consider more traditional capital programming, things like a dedicated right of way. regional transit improvements, we do recognize that regional carriers are part of the transportation network in san francisco. there is

. >> this kind of video makes you think this is a reincarnated grandpa that ate a bacon sandwich for lunch. >> bacon, bacon, bacon. >> you're funny. >>> jay and the lemon. ♪ ♪ ♪ everybody knows the toughest part of the driver's license exam, the parallel parking. >> yep. >> everyone gets stressed out about it. i think they might want to check this person's license. because look at this. there is a driver in one of those tiny smart cars, trying to park in a spot that, i think, like a fishing boat could be parked in. these people inside this house happened to capture this on video. >> this video is three and a half minutes long and they think it's hilarious. >> come on, crank it, crank it baby, there you go. turn its other way. >> oh wait a minute. no. no. >> are you sure? >> little commentary on women not able to parallel park cars. beth, i know you are a phenomenal parallel parker. >> i can do it. >> you're not supposed to parallel park going in front ways. that could have been parallel parked going forward. >> probably lift up the car. >> now eventually after three and a half minute

. >> so ryan, what do you think of your grandpa and the stuff that he makes?think it's really cool what he does for me and my little brother. >>> when it's really hot, they fry an egg on the sidewalk. well, in canada, it is below 45 degrees celsius with the windchill. and this radio announcer, scott mcgregor, decided he wanted to freeze an egg on the sidewalk. >> all right. there we go. >> how long do you think it's going to take? >> not long at all. i'd say less than five minutes. >> three to four minutes. >> 2:50. like "the price is right." >> 1:58. this is just about seven minutes in. oh, come look at this. look at the yolk on this side. you see how this side's freezing? oh, i can -- oh, gross! >> negative 45 celsius. what's that? that's about, like, minus 50 degrees fahrenheit? >> fahrenheit. i wonder if your fridge breaks if you need to get it fixed in a hurry. >> look at the white and then look at the yolk. >> time check, 10:51. >> they decided that a frozen egg has to include a frozen yolk. >> that's egg freezing 101. >> you know what? frozen. 14:03. >>

he ought to take those ads home and show them to his grandson and say, grandpa did this.t do you think about this kind of trash on television? what do you think about somebody being beaten up like this on television? we should run campaigns worthy of our best, not campaigns that demean us to a worse. >> pretty tough. pretty personal. he's accusing him of trashing the other candidate. he's sort of below the cut of a person that should be president. he said he's into i have beenly swiftboating, basically him. he's accusing him of being, in fact, he went after w. to get him. so he nailed w. and his entire republican campaign in '04 to trash romney. >> you know, i am always a little bit hesitant, you know, when we do political analysis to talk about, well, it's personal, so-and-so doesn't like -- i mean, those things exist, but usually there's a greater strategic aim. that they're trying to accomplish. there's something else going on. man, everything newt gingrich is doing right now seems -- seems very personal. >> going after romney. >> seems very personal. and you know, he

. >> yes, my grandpa was a preacher and a great singer, great musician. my mother's people were all very musical mostly in the church and in the community. but i wanted to make a business out of it. but i still to this day because that is where i learned to sing in church, we always went to church. and i still have a feeling singing gospel music that i don't get in anything else. >> jon: i love, and this may be an absolute sort of stereotypical picture that i had my head, of these communities and these families gathered together and everybody has got the music and they're all sitting around on a saturday night and just going around saying, i used to look at that and maybe romant size it, that feeling of i don't know, just that talent but also with family and putting it together. is that made newspaper my head or that is a real -- >> that is exactly what we used to do. especially my family and my brothers and sisters. we all used to sing and we use odd go around and sing at all the funerals, weddings, square dances, anywhere there was music in the communit

this program because i wanted to become a volunteer firefighter because my dad was and so was my grandpa, so it's kind of in the family. >> but things have sure changed since her grandfather fought fires. firefighters today use a lot of special equipment. >> this station here, students will demonstrate how to do an in-service check of their air pack to make sure it's functioning properly and they have enough air in it, and then they will demonstrate how to properly put it on their back, as well as their facepiece, and breathe air through it. >> and it's important because if it's damaged, it might fail when you're firefighting, and then you'd be in trouble, and you could possibly kill yourself. >> safety is part of every aspect of firefighting. even with just tying knots, you really have to know the ropes. >> they have basic fire knots they have to be able to tie. >> you have your bowline, your clove hitch, you have your half hitch, you have your becket bend. >> certain knots are designed to carry certain loads. >> if you don't tie the knot correctly -- if you're a hoisting a tool -- it m