what's grandpa doing? hi... sssh, grandpa you don't want to be an intern forever.we have to get back to work, we have a deadline. we're going public! [cheering] the fastest in-home wifi for your entire family. the x-1 entertainment operating system. only from xfinity. >> jon: welcome back. what is that? what you got there? boom. >> in the wake of the ukraine plane crash, one thing is certain. barack obama isn't going do anything. he stopped presidenting like a year and a half ago. now he just sits around in his underwear eating cheese doodles, growing his fingernails out and watching the same episode of the "golden girls" over and other again. it's true. i should look at these in rehearsal. and apparently he's white and has the same body that we use for a bit we do with steve carell like 12 years ago. anyway, my point is this: what are we going to do about russia? >> what we need do is we have to match strength against strength. >> we need to show russia that we will match their military buildup and we'll help ukraine match that so they can defend themselves. >> jo

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what's grandpa doing? hi... sssh, grandpa you don't want to be an intern forever.c! [cheering] the fastest in-home wifi for your entire family. the x-1 entertainment operating system. only from xfinity. >>> i'm melissa rehberger, here's what's happening. a man and more than dozen others were knowledge inned when lightning struck venice beach, california. >>> so far, no reports of any deaths or injuries and a federal judge in washington has ruled that d.c.'s band on carrying handguns outside the home is unconstitutional. it's studying the ruling and considering its options. back to msnbc undercover. >> kat french and dottie laster experts in the rescue and reh rehabilitation of sexually trafficked women have been unable to secure a successful rescue the entire week. >> i stay motivated when these aren't successful or we have setbacks because you just can't lose hope. as long as you've got hope, you've got momentum and you've got possibility. ♪ ♪ the team sets up their next operation at a motel near houst houston's airport. >> it looks nice and after dark pretty much

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did it shake you or your grandpa's faith? >> jimmy: no, no. no, no. santa. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: you and grandpa still believe. >> jimmy: yeah. that's the name of my new album. "didn't shake my faith." i love it. [ laughter ] >> steve: like "losing my religion." >> jimmy: didn't shake my faith, man. here's the last one. here's from @annabrochester. she says, "my mom called me on the 29th. my dad called the 31st. i was born on the 30th." so, there you go. close enough. [ cheers and applause ] there you have a little bit of "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with morgan freeman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ kevin ] this is connolly, cameron, zach, and clementine. we have a serious hairball issue. we clean it up, turn around, and there it is again. it's scary. little bit in my eye. [ michelle ] underneath the kitchen table, underneath my work desk, we've got enough to knit a sweater. [ doorbell rings ] zach, what is that? the swiffer sweepe

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grandma and grandpa are supposed to be together and grandma and grandpa are going to die together." >:and that's exactly what happened. >>"seven o'clock, i could hear through the monitor, her take two last breaths and i came down and checked on her, and she had passed. >> reporter:maxine was gone. >>"i walked them out with her body walked back in to check on grandpa and he quit breathing. as soon as her body left the room, he left with her." >>"and they passed four hours apart from each other." the man, that married the love of his life more than 60-years agoonly hours sh >>"it's just amazing, it really is amazing. it's a true love story. >> reporter:an ending to a life, and love that was alwaystogether. >> jacqueline: can not get enough of this picture. the sunset, it is so pretty right now. cool weather ahead. coming uppe safeway understands you got to make every dollar count these days. that's why they have lots of ways for you to save. real big club card deals, the safeway app and gas rewards. this week relish the taste of summer. fresh sweet corn is 4 for just $1.00. rancher's re

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. >>> grandpa decides to bust a move. throwing down the cane at a wedding. ,,,,,, states and much >>> developing news. israel is a temporary no-fly zone. flights from the united states and much of the world. kpix 5's veronica de la cruz is following the story in the newsroom. veronica. >> reporter: allen, today the faa told the u.s. not to fly into sleeve. the last two -- tel aviv. live in the newsroom, veronica de la cruz, kpix 5. >>> confusion and finger pointing in the malaysia plane crash investigation. forensic investigators from interpoll today began identifying the remains of people who died when flight 17 was shot down by a missile. a freight train carrying the bodies and the black boxes arrived in ukraine. but a third of the people on board the plane are missing. international investigators say there are signs of significant tampering at the crash site. president of byplay signed a condo lens booked to. rush president pew putin says he will support the efforts. >>> taking live look at sfo where president obama is

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what's grandpa doing? hi... sssh, grandpa you don't want to be an intern forever. sorry dad, we have to get back to work, we have a deadline. we're going public! [cheering] the fastest in-home wifi for your entire family. the x-1 entertainment operating system. only from xfinity. >>> welcome back. the united nations security council is calling for an immediate and unconditional ceasefire in gaza. they held an emergency meeting in new york, three weeks after the israeli assaults began. >>> the embattled people of gaza have been praying at the end of ramadan and the start of the eid festival. there has been no sound of military fire for more than ten hours. >>> the israeli army will sustain to excavate tup else during any -- tunnels during any short-term truce. >>> a second american treating ebola patients in western liberia have contracted the virus. they worked in the same compound. liberia closed border crossings and restricted public gatherings. a liberian doctor died of the virus, and nigeria is on high alert after a man died of the disease. it is contagious and

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that's what makes it wonderful, you walk in grandma behind the desk and grandpa hidv the store. that's wonderful. if they're not in the community for the family business, the only thing they're doing is taking money from the community and that's what they're doing. if they live there, perfect. more times they're not. they have somewhere else that they live. but if we're offering bigger businesses to take over the bigger spots that smaller businesses are not willing to take, then you're also willing -- they're also willing to take residents in that community and offer them jobs or people that are hungry that are in that community that are willing to walk or transport or bus or park or check on them. but they usually come in and take over and kind of -- >> you have 32nd. >>> they usually come over, they come in and it helps the community. then more people are willing to go and apply for a job in their community, that they're willing to make out the spaces that are on that store front. they are making it a little bit brighter, a little bit nicer whereas other people are struggling

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have grandpa play his harmonica the way he used to on the cattle drives. ♪ >> but i have a plan hereeat is yours. >> all right, good. ♪ >> just call me cookie. some local beef, glowing hot coals, cast iron pan. >> pureed green chilies here? >> yes. >> beautiful. i'm going to throw those chilies in in a little bit, stew it for a few minutes, and we'll be good. i just need a few splashes of like an open beer. beautiful. check it off the chuck wagon greatest hits, we've got some beans, some potatoes, some corn bread. we do our best. >> this is just about ready. >> let's eat. >> dig in. >> we done good, gentlemen. >> no kidding. >> thank you, tony. this is excellent. >> i'm wondering, you guys have been here for so long, your family. could you live anywhere else? >> not me. no, not me. >> this is home. i always get called back here. i visited paris and lived in l.a. for a while. you know, paris is pretty great. >> it's pretty great. but it's not here. >> dan, i'm curious to know why you chose here. why you came here initially. >> it's open space. because i had grown up in a circumstance

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