. >> greg: thank you.uy's background. like everybody -- go on facebook. even if that's his chosen name, kayla lemieux. he has another name. where are the people he went to high school with. is this con so good he got everybody to shut up? or has he been living for this, mike? has he been living for this role his entire life? >> mike: a i hope he's just pulling a big con here and he's actually a conservative who's trying to prove how stupid the school board is. >> greg: that's right. >> mike: i do like the idea of you sitting outside in some beat up peugeot smoking heaters. >> greg: egg salad sandwich. >> mike: and pistachios and waiting for the moment. or it would have been nice if you had known somebody who runs an intelligence and security firm that you could have called them and said hey i want you to do some surveillance on this guy. my only other -- my only other thought is, i love -- everybody gives doctors such leeway right? a doctor says something and they're like, well, he's a doctor. so doc drew

>> love it. >> greg: terrible. >> am i bad. >> greg: yeah.s mans complaining super bowl tickets are out of reach for everyone but the one percent but the wnba is reminding fans that their court side seats are still six bucks. the 29 year old woman allegedly used fake documents to enroll in a new jersey high school. it reminded some of nancy pelosi sleeping in her freezer to convince voters she's only 400. i didn't see that direction. >> tyrus: i didn't either. >> greg: i thought it was going somewhere else. a group of vegan activists blocking traffic were nearly hit by a live stock truck that refused to stop. undaunted the activists returned the next day demanding to be run over by an electric car. >> a study published in early january suggests men taking vie ago ra may be adding years to their life. however, men who die while taking the pills are asked not to have open casket funerals. [laughter] >> greg: hard to close them. in a recent interview bill gates continued to downplay his connection to convicted pedophile jeffrey epstein claiming

i'm regretting asking >> kat: how do you feel about detroit. >> greg: i love detroit. >> greg: i meanbout being dirty >> kat: look, i mean, i also feel part of it was residents who find it dirty. living in new york i don't even notice it anymore. it always smells and there's trash everywhere. it wasn't on list but it's to the point where i go somewhere and the trash is in the trash can, i feel uncomfortable. i'm like, what's -- is everything okay. it just feels strange to me. >> greg: it's like if i see a really clean street, i assume something's up >> kat: something's wrong like why am i here. >> greg: look around to see if i'm on film like one of those gotcha programs. i hate those i always feel like it's going to be with me. >> jimmy: it's like new york with nice people. >> greg: yeah, you come into a nice person like lisa. lisa what do you think of this, do you think it's unfair to single out democrat mayors like we always do or is this just pure coincidence. >> lisa: as someone who identifies now as a texan because i moved there, i'm not offended because houston is kind of a dump

>> greg: well, if you pop them.p the balloon, would the teacher go like this? that would be interesting. >> dagen: exactly. or maybe the school could figure out a way to fire this teacher for being a garbage crap shop teachers without teaching the kids to build a newfangled or old fangled sling shot to deflate the boobs with. >> greg: i think the parents have ever right to ask, like, when can a man's fetish be described as actual part of a dress code. that opens the door for everything. and then all of a sudden you're going to see kilmeade show up in that thing he wore last year. and what about the rights of the students not to have to deal with this stuff? kat, where -- which story would you like to address? i know you love the story about the ontario teacher >> kat: yeah, obviously not the one i am out of things to say. yeah, i just, with the balloon, i never, ever, ever want to have anyone ever say that i'm a selfish jerk for complaining about taxes ever again when they are going towards spending -- it was actual

her. >> oh. >> greg: oh shut up. news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: first of all, professor, i really enjoyed your last book. >> jimmy: thank you. >> greg: and thank you for giving me those extra office hours after class. >> jimmy: you know what? that's the least i can do for how you behaved. i don't have a joke for this. it's horrible. this is what people get fired for these jokes. >> greg: yes, that's true. but you know what? if i get murdered, rob, i would prefer that you go to the brews and say, we need to catch these bastards and put them behind bars. i don't think i would want anybody on my side of the family or your side of the family, when we do decide, to say no, because that's not your right. that is not your right. >> jimmy: yeah, i would just say, if that, god forbid that should happen to you i think what i will do is call fox and say, so you need somebody for the -- [laughter] >> greg: you heard it here if i am murdered, him. professor kangaroo. >> jimmy: but you mentioned this in

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of greg. never be biassed because all i think about is poop. ex excrement, do do, kaka. >> greg: jamie i don't think the ai should be more handsome than i am but he's very good looking. >> jamie: that ai was like a jacked awesome version of you. >> greg: do though ai yet in alaska? >> jamie: no, we just got i. people get mad when i make jokes like that. why can't the ai when they go a woman that has that crazy answer, why isn't it just i don't know. isn't that the appropriate answer for that that's some weird stuff. i downloadeded this today i didn't know what it was i heard about it. i heard it's garbage honestly but it sounded really fun. i looked up what is a gutfeld style enter with comedian jamie lissow. so bear with me. it goes, who's that? >> greg: you know what you're right. >> jamie: yeah, doesn't work for everything. did you see the one part, i think it was right after this article, it said that they asked the ai, like if it had to say a racial slur in order to get rid of like a nucl

>> greg: no.'t want my real self, liz, no one does. >> liz: are we all supposed to wear muumuus? >> greg: very comfortable and airy. all those parts can dry. you know what i mean. that's why they wear them. >> liz: outstanding >> up next biden gets searched by the feds and hunter is the boss hr dreads. are getting cle♪ ♪i feel free to bare my skin yeah, that's all me♪ ♪nothing and me go hand in hand♪ ♪nothing on my skin♪ ♪that's my new plan♪ ♪nothing is everything♪ achieve clearer skin with skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. in another study, most people had 90% clearer skin, even at 4 years. and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. ♪i see nothing in a different way♪ ♪it's my moment so i just gotta say♪ ♪nothing is everything♪ serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to. ♪nothing is everything♪ talk to your d

. >> greg: what happen all that material? $20 million of the ppe purchases including ventilators sold online for about five and a thousand dollars. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right happy monday everyone. so another government agency has concluded that covid came from a lab. i know and we have a photo of that lab right here. although reports indicate. yet the sun the revelation comes in the u.s. energy department of first thought was welcome to the party you clueless [bleep]. [laughter] sorry i was off a few days i'm cranky but how is this news? also who gives a about what the apartment of energy it thinks about anything other than energy? i can hardly wait to see with the department of treasury things about my gastro reflux. the news comes from "the wall street journal" setting a classified intel report richly provided to the white house and key members of congress. which includes george santos. says george santos. [laughter] a revised version will be provided to members of the squad with every word is rep

." >> i'm greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pirro, piers morgan, dana perino, "the five." >> greg: president biden getting slammed over a split screen moment as americans in ohio say they're getting sick from toxic chemicals. the president was thousands of miles away in poland for support for ukraine. >> our support will not waiver. nato will not be decided and we will not tire. ukraine will never be a victory for russia. one year after the bams began to fall, russian tanks rolled in to ukraine. ukraine is still independent and free. >> greg: oh, man. biden's foreign trip isn't sitting well with the mayor of east palestine. >> that was the biggest slap in the face. that tells you right now he doesn't care about us. he can send every agency he wants to. i found that out this morning one of the briefings that he was in the ukraine giving millions of dollars away to people over there, not to us. i'm furious. >> greg: mayor pete says he will visit ohio's toxic train site but only when the time is right and boasts his experience as mayor has prepared him for this moment. >> i'm planning to go. ou

[applause] >> greg: yes. all right. well said.ag of expired medications, but at least his heart is in the right place. wow, how lucky for him that every day is valentine's day and it certainly is for his wife dr. jill. talk about an oral examination. maybe she forgot her tongue depressor. then again, she is a doctor, but what is it with jill biden and other people spouses? they don't just keep it in the family to keep it in the second family. oh stop it. save your clapping from when it matters. back to the matter at hand, the latest joe biden scandal and it's not about hunter or his junk, it is about joe's brother jimbo and i hope to god it is nothing to do with his junk, i've seen enough of the joe biden for sink to paint it in our class. the was hired to negotiate with the saudi arabians a deal only because his big bro. affidavits, whatever those are revealed that in 2012 jimbo was hired to with the saudis on behalf of an american construction company because of his relationship with joe. no one would dare stick the brother of t

[laughs] >> greg: i stand corrected.ay groups in a hurry to admit a out here, you're more than just a landowner. you're a gardener. a landscaper. a hunter. because you didn't settle for ordinary. same goes for your equipment. versatile, powerful, durable kubota equipment. more goes into it. so you get more out of it. >> greg: yes, have the hots for dressing up like mascots. i speak of furry's a type of people who dress up -- anthropomorphic cartoon characters, that was hard for their own gratification. think about high school mascots but there's no high school yet plenty of wedgies and body odor. our audience is really confused. [laughter] because there are always in costume you may not know who her for years he could be anyone or perhaps someone you know. [laughter] what is that sly doing there? anyway, 70% of this furry fandom identify fl gd lg stomach stoma- no activists are pushing for acceptance of furry's to be a part of club alphabet as pink news reports that for he is in a sexuality or gender, but there is an ove

greg. [laughs] are your ears okay?: how can you be a liberal when everybody that represents you screams? >> dana: right, i agree. >> greg: so loudly. just saw four people screaming, as if they were faced with the apocalypse, because other people don't want to hand over their money to them, and somehow it is the end of the world, because we refuse to hand over our money for nothing! >> jeanine: and it appears the supreme court chief justice john roberts, in the sound that we got earlier, comparing two students who graduated from high school, one gets a loan to go to college, the other gets a loan to buy equipment for his lawn company. and justice roberts says it is basically a question of fairness. is that with this is all about? >> greg: it's definitely, they call it debt relief, but it is more like a debt and all. whenever they say debt relief, you have to them, because it is actually being paid for by somebody else. the reason why we are having this problem is because tuition skyrocketed, and why did it skyrocket? be

>> greg: you do.ge jeanine is one tough cookie but here's a surefire way to make her heart crumble. >> judge jeanine: nothing comes between me in my chocolate. dark chocolate, apples. every time i think about that peppermint patty i have a sensation of a cool breeze blowing through my hair and across my long life stress. >> greg: loves that dark chocolate. the key to win geraldo's heart is... geraldo. >> harold: geraldo's geraldo news with geraldo. >> greg: that is the way to all of our hearts. we are doing like fastest on valentine's day. geraldo, what are you going to get yourself for valentine's day. >> geraldo: erica and i have been together 23 years. it's wonderful. i have learned over my long life that diamonds are a girls best friend but if you are not in that financial place then flowers, roses, orchids. i like something hand wrought. every morning i draw a little sketch for erica. special ones for her birthday. my beloved. bringing her coffee, the queen of my life. rise and shine. >> judge je

greg?hummer. the ticket should be free or at least force the audience to pay for the tickets of the other half. more 20% should pay 80% of the prices are like $500 per person than everyone else's free. the people that pay the $500 have to be next to eight people that did not pay at all. what's most disgraceful about this is he's working with ticketmaster. this is 2023. ticketmaster? >> geraldo: isn't that the one that got in trouble? >> greg: bernie, guess you don't care about race anymore? >> judge jeanine: you can watch them for free all day on c-span, so why would you bother to pay the $95 and, if you think about it, if minimum wages like $17, you literally have to work the whole day to pay to watch him give the speech. none of it makes sense. it's a classic hypocrisy. >> geraldo: you don't think the minimum wage is adequate? $7.25 per hour, shouldn't it be more then ? >> g>> jesse: this tells me the left is on the march. first elizabeth warren comes after kamala harris, then bernie sand

greg's auction house. okay.ast wednesday it hit ebay. 119 people have bid on the sand with the current bid of # $9,000 for that thing of sand. which made me think since, you know, he is the loser from sarah high school and i'm the winner from sarah high school. i'm putting this on ebay. we're going to break his record. okay? so this is my unicorn mug. it's got a little broken unicorn. >> jesse: you are going to get a lot of money. i don't think that's legal. >> greg: york. we will split it. >> jesse: deal. >> jesse: did you see the underpants picturer that he put up today? >> dana: what under pants picture? >> jesse: i will send it to you. gut gut i should shut up now. >> dana: this man performing at halftime. a trick. here is dana's crazy tricks. michigan basketball game, he stole the show. check this guy out. i just thought this was quite impressive. how did he do that? think how much time and effort went into prowl that practice catches them all, amazing. bravo. >> greg: my hat's off to him. where do i come u

greg? >> greg: you know how you get around this?hter]. >> greg: anyway. >> jesse: that's what you got?. >> greg: no. here's the deal. i didn't believe this, i thought this was fake. i thought this was fake and then i saw that it had the banner of washington post so i decided i better read the story. so turns out this is real. this is actually something that happened. >> yeah. >> greg: the poor guy. the lawsuit is going to be worse for his reputation than getting in the friend zone and it proves that the woman is right. like any guy -- like you can't date some dude that like would do this. this is a sign of a socio path. so basically he proved that this woman had sound judgment. call me lady. i'll be in singapore in two months. [laughter] >> jesse: so greg's taking the side of the woman. all right. one more thing's up next. ♪ look at all the lonely people ♪ ♪ . . >> woman: why did we choose safelite? >> vo: for us, driving around is the only way we can get our baby to sleep, so when our windshield cracked, we needed it fixed right. w

[laughter] >> jesse: greg got a welfare check. >> greg: asked him i was pretty hammered.is is bad. this is going to be great to make fun of. i can't, how are you doing? and then i put it down. i will make fun of him tomorrow. i did feel bad -- i feel bad for anyone who lives vicariously through a team of men who doesn't care whether you live or die. but he taught me a lesson, that i can pull back. what if i can sing for years? what if i've been saying for years? ai, ai is the only way to eliminate human error, right? we were talking about, you don't want to judge making a decision on an empty stomach. the referee is a judge. you might have to do have a fight with his spouse that morning. he might be distracted by someone in the stands with the noise with the fans. ai would not be distracted and would not have made that error. so i think we are looking at probably another arena where there is going to be an evolution of sorts. yes. >> dana: good idea. judge, what did you think about the whole thing? you wore red. >> jeanine: i am wearing red. okay, okay. no, i said i was s

greg's drunk panda news.port" won't touch it. they don't have the guts. disturbing rise in drunk pandas. as you can see they are falling everyone. this is at the smithsonian zoo. they have been boozing it up nonstop. they are notoriously sexless. they aren't sleeping with each other. they would see themselves all night, all day and then they fall and embarrass themselves. other animals at the zoo won't speak to them. they are filthy. they don't use the public bathrooms. they just do it out in the open. they panhandle. they do terrible things. anyway, so send your money to me. >> judge jeanine: okay. are you done? >> greg: no, i can go on. >> judge jeanine: okay. it's my turn. this is the quietest place in the world. a room built by microsoft. it's pure silent. hear own heart beat. bones grinding and blood flowing no sound from the outside world come in. the total and utter silence will gradually turn into unbearable ringing in your ears. no one has been able to stay in it for more than an hour. i bet you coul

what is your exit to avoid world war iii questioning >> jeanine: okay, greg. >> greg: well, we could the information coming from ukraine is reliable. so, they are in a consistent, persistent fog of war. it is amazing how easy we adapted to their's. for a while we were outraged. this war is background noise to us. we have many contraptions in all these things going on and in that way they are lucky in that sense we are fighting for global money. for joe, this is easy to attach himself to because suffering is intangible or immediate peer these are the people dying. if you look at ukraine, they could fight forever because we will give them technology and the russians will throw bodies added. this will go on forever. there doesn't seem to be any desire for negotiation. that makes me wonder why. it's like people are making money off of this. so what is good for them. i don't know. i haven't changed my opinion about this since day one. so, i just can't believe it is a year. i'm still saying the same old crap. >> jeanine: you know, chose a code that americans have to ask questions being in

[laughter] >> dana: greg. >> jesse: i didn't even get that. >> dana: it's your turn, greg. >> jesse:u go. >> dana: thank you. >> greg: yesterday, dana confessed to all of us to eat salad without a fork. >> dana: no. one time. >> judge jeanine: but it had dressing on it. >> greg: five years. with a fork. so, from now on, whenever you need a fork. just come over here, grab a fork. there is forks for everybody. for everybody. [laughter] >> dana: what a great forking story. [laughter] >> jessica: grab some, dana. just with your fingers. show us how you did it. >> dana: i picked it up like that. i was in a hurry. okay. my turn. >> greg: i didn't plug the joke. i have saigon, joe derosa, kat timpf and tyrus tonight. >> dana: fretty good. check out rescue dog from jersey. big sticks or logs. i swear we had the video. there he is. pretty talented. the rescue dog and he is a good boy indeed. percy has one, too. his stick is smaller. >> greg: yeah. >> jesse: cold out. >> dana: you guys! janice dean shares inspiring stories of people who fought against overwhelming odds battled corruption in cu

greg has a surprised. >> greg: tonight 10:00 p.m. lydia my hand, kat timpf.n this is him actually him chatting with co-workers. this is him asleep on the job i will take the little guy. on the super bowl commercial so he is a little jaded. he doesn't really care for the limelight. >> what's the demo here? >> greg: what are you doing, buddy, you are on tv. act like it for god's sake. you notice we kind of lookalike. blue eyes. >> jessica: has your hair color. >> judge jeanine: i will go next. what could possibly be crazier than this? nearly 200,000 cadbury cream eggs as what police call extravel can't. egg screams after stealing a truck and towing a tractor for of candy. stopped, pled guilty and i think he is going to jail. okay. i thought it was a good story. >> jessica: i love cadbury. >> jesse: go get him, judge. i don't want to go. i want to look at bus. jessica. >> judge jeanine: go see your daddy. >> jesse: we sent a producer inside that town hall meeting inside palestine last night. confronted some of the e.p.a. officials there. tune in at 7:00. >> greg

>> jessica: time now for "onemo" greg? >> greg: we have a great show tonight.ment tonight. >> jessica: you have had so many announcements. >> greg: just kidding no announcements. >> jessica: super bowl commercial is a big announcement. >> judge jeanine: german trainer coordination of 14 dogs in a condo line. each dog had to always keep one paw in contact with the dog in front and then march a total of 16 and a half beats together. not part of the guidelines the trusty pooch arrange themselves in descending order of size. the dancing dogs broke the record of nine dogs in a con go conga line. >> clearly. >> jessica: michigan woman who famously returned $15,000 in cash that she found on her daily walk to work rewarded with a brand new chief. diane gordon walked more that than two miles to work acknowledged the money would have been life changing she insisted it wasn't hers and returned to the police. the police are were so touched byselflessness helped her raise money on $16. >> make sure to tune in to lj cross-country saturday night at 10:00 p.m. we explore the y

greg? >> greg: that's me and tonight it's very exciting my show is 11:00.us, kat timpf, all new all the time. and, when you got some free time after that go to youtube club bill maher. we have a very interesting conversation. might have been energized. >> jesse: do you remember any of the conversation? >> greg: no, i will listen to it tonight. i was told it was very good. >> dana: how could it not be good? >> greg: yeah because i'm there. >> dana: honestly. >> greg: yes. >> dana: also today is international polar bear day. i was stretching for one more thing. i bring you this well national park selfies from bears on taken on remote cameras all throughout the park. they take selfies like percy does. largest polar bear maternity. learning how to survive from mother. are judge, your turn is next. >> thank you, that's beautiful. all right. did you ever hear the words for better for worse when you get married? >> greg: no. >> judge jeanine: these two -- didn't they ask you that when you got married? okay. this couple from charlotte, north carolina missed own wed

>> greg: is he black or white? >> geraldo: you want to picture que? >> greg: want a picture. white enough? what would be funny if one was jewish and then she would know who to blame. i love "the view" and i get one out of every two weeks from t them. right to some extent that it is all the ultra ideology but at the same time, construction workers have greater respect for women than women on "the view." i've never seen women more vile to other women then on "the view." they are blind to any women's achievement, right? nikki haley or the judge, if you do not follow what they say. so they were idea of diversity stops with an opinion. if you don't agree with them, you are as good as come to them. so, they are misogynistic in the end. in the surface of their political beliefs and that makes it okay to them. unlocking the secret of "the view" a new fox nation show hosted by geraldo. >> judge jeanine: up next, animals are racist? more proof liberals are nuts. ♪ ♪ liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. with the money we saved, we tried electri

that's what greg cares about at the state of the union. what is greg looking for tonight? >> greg: harold is correct and it could be a feel-good speech because i know i feel good after i puke. this is the going to be a lot of some iting and lying and -- vomiting and lying going on. jen psaki said he's a great story teller and that means he's a sack of pop. the problem with -- poop. you can't stop lying and keeping track and chuck schumer right 40 million people may watch but not by choice. when all the networks are carrying it, you have no choice but to watch this dreadful affair and it's like i hate to burst your balloon, little topical humor. state of the union used to be unifying, that's correct. now it's about trying out political campaign rhetoric on a .d public. that's what the democrats do. it's like a t-shirt cannon and it goes off every paragraph fires out a new platitude or a new propaganda and then the side claps and the other sides like this. that's all it is. once you see that, you feel that the state of the union is as mechanical as the hall of president's as

>> greg: coming up, where am i?yc mayor eric adams claims wilke liberals are driving away minority voters. ♪ well, the stock is bubbling in the pot ♪ ♪ just till they taste what we've got ♪ [ tires squeal, crash ] when owning a small business gets real, progressive gets you right back to living the dream. now, where were we? [ cheering ] there are some who want to divide us, to make a political point or turn a profit. joe biden just wants to get things done. in just two years, joe biden's done a lot. biden brought both parties together to rebuild our roads and bridges and passed laws that lower the cost of prescription drugs, deliver clean drinking water, and bring manufacturing jobs back to america. president biden knows we can get more done if we come together. because joe biden's a president for all americans. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: new york city mayor eric adams could be in big trouble with crazy liberals in this party after slamming woke democrats who he thinks are causing minority voters to run away. >> a hemorrhaging

[cheers and applause] >> greg: all right. before we get to some news

angi... and done. >> greg: a fight over the pledge might ma greg: a fight over the pledge might makee democrats of a grievance with the pledge of allegiance. the second time in two t years full-time congressman part-time for headress model.el [laughter] matt gates. [laughter] look at that, that is amazing. introduce mm andha the house judiciary committee to recite the pledge of allegiance before everdgy meeting. they already rejected i want to you up. [laughter] shout out to color me bad, rolla it n. o >> our pledge of allegiance is a national symbol of pride and unity. my amendments gives the committee the opportunity to begin each of its meetings with the pledge of allegiance. it gives our members the ability to invite inspirational constituents to be able to shar in late in the pledge of allegiance but. >> seems a pretty simple ask, right? not so fast person out thererett pretending to talk too. and then devolved into 40 minute fight over the pledge itself between republicans an thed democrats. here's the gop. >> a bit of absurdity to thinkso we couldn't take 30 seconds ofil begin

they grow in other places. >> and have a little greg. >> i would love to have a little greg.e can scratch in places i can't reach. that's the only reason. he would come out and scratch my back and i would put him back in the box and hear him weep all night. >> or you can take little greg to disney world. >> there will not be an another little greg aside from this little greg. >> will the irs put servers ind ind indicrp ddistrerp ddssdi? the virus that causes shingles is likely already inside of you. if you're 50 years or older, ask your doctor or pharmacist about shingles. >> woman: why did we choose safelite? >> vo: for us, driving around is the only way we can get our baby to sleep, so when our windshield cracked, we needed it fixed right. we went to safelite.com. there's no one else we'd trust. their experts replaced our windshield, and recalibrated our car's advanced safety system. they focus on our safety... so we can focus on this little guy. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ oh, that spin class was brutal. well, you can try using the buick's massaging

, and it is my fault that greg is no longer here.f people want me to admit to parts of things that i did not do, you know, that's not going to happen. the only thing have i left in this world is my word. >> she has never looked the camera in the face and said yes, i got my lover billy flynn to kill my husband. until she admits responsibility, i would say no one is entitled to have their sentence considered. >> paul maggiotto was the lead prosecutor in the smart trial. he urges the public to remember greg smart. >> i don't want the facts to be forgiven. greg's life was taken away without any consideration by anybody based on the selfishness of pam smart. >> pamela smart's supporters have written hundreds of letters, examples that her attorneys believe show her being a model prisoner. >> i was working with -- >> bea gonzalez wrote one of those letters. she and smart once lived in the same cell block. >> she is my best friend. she is my sister. >> the two women forging a bond, sharing their dreams of motherhood beyond the prison walls.

i'm giving the balance of my time to greg. maria: greg, go ahead. >> todd is pumping me up here.sclosure, i love dark chocolate and when i eat chocolate i'm eating the real thing. that's all i have to say on it. maria: and you probably don't want it made by a 3d printer i would imagine. >> absolutely not. maria: newt gingrich final word from you. its been a great honor to have you this hour, newt. >> look, i have a deep prejudice and i learned how to swim in hershey pool and i'm totally for hershey and i don't think it's about to go to 3d printing of non-chocolate chocolates. maria: yeah, good point great to see everybody this morning thank you, greg, todd piro and newt gingrich. have a great weekend everybody i'll see see you tonight on wall street and sunday on "sunday morning futures", "varney" & company picks it up here. stimulus take it away. stuart: good morning, maria, goodorng

greg greg swensen. right. greg i don't know how americans feel about meghan markle right now. as our whole of america, but as our token this morning, is she still as popular there? if she was a year ago, absolutely not. year ago, no, absolutely not. and there's this and i think there's this misconception she is misconception that she is popular that harris is popular and that harris is popular and that harris is popular us but it's popular in the us but it's really just because some of the late night comedians adore them and continue to adore them. and so, yes, some of , you know, so, yes, some of, you know, traditional media outlets as well as the late night comedians have a fondness for them , is not have a fondness for them, is not shared by the american people. so and that wasn't the case two years ago, that's for sure . mean years ago, that's for sure. mean she she was warmly embraced and so was harry originally in the us but they're low hanging fruit aren't they. if you want someone to poke a bit of fun off, they've become parodies of themselves via their netflix drama h

. >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: yeah it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always it's my first time reading these so don't blame me if they suck. here we go. on thursday president biden had his annual physical and he's in perfect health for a man his age according to his team of pail general paelentologists. this week in england a letter lost in the mail finally arrived at its intended dress in london more than a century later. or as the us postal service calls it, ahead of schedule. evergreen, make fun of the postal service >> stanford university researchers have discovered the average penis size has grown 24% over the past three decades.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: if that's bleeped at home, that would rhyme with bit faced. in a recent interview chris cuomo said after getting canned

greg hands if happy. if his all in and his tax affairs were all in and he assured me that were. he assured me that they were. but still about when the prime minister didn't minister will publish. didn't want be drawn on. that wasn't want to be drawn on. that wasn't expected. i suppose yesterday was shake of some of the was shake up of some of the whitehall departments. is this a good use of resources or a bit of a distraction for the government when they've got strikes they go and it just problems. you mentioned, the problems. as you mentioned, the dominic raab headache. yeah i think, know, sunak think, you know, rishi sunak says is in order to says that this is in order to focus those priorities and he focus on those priorities and he says will mean says that this will mean that they do what people they can then do what people need. by creating a energy need. and by creating a energy department that they've never they haven't had for a long time, a dedicated energy policy. he says this will make a he say

oh greg safe pair of hands.h greg safe pair of hands as he's known in westminster. been an mp westminster. so he's been an mp since 2005 for chelsea and hammersmith and fulham in west london and he's been an energy minister. he's currently trade minister. he's currently trade minister. he's currently trade minister. he's seen as is a sort of a trusted pair of hands around parliament and around the government. he's loyal. so yeah, putting in charge of conservative party operations is that'll be an interesting move . that'll be an interesting move. i'm not sure he's got the sort of the campaigning background and the zeal that one needs really to certainly going into an election period because we've got the local elections coming up in may and then of course an expected general election next yeah expected general election next year. although i notice on year. although i did notice on his twitter account about an hour picture of hour ago, he posted a picture of him about a local him campaigning about a local bus sto

we could not find anybody better than greg. not just because of the character but because he oddly had studied the electoral account act and the 26th amendment to the constitution when he was in chicago and other places. there is no way that the series of events could have happened unless god had placed him in the office. we more people of character who come and serve in public office. i do not know what to say after that. >> this is when you announce for governor, right now! [laughter] >> i can out of this with a hope and a concern. my hope was that the line held. in part, the committee told the story but the fundamental principle of the rule of law which is what our -- we founded this country with strong adhesion to rule of law principles and a reverence for law as something that protects our freedoms. what that means is the vice president often says you keep your oaths and even when it hurts straight out of the bible. that means if you have fidelity towards what the law says, even if it does not serve your interests at the e

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>> well, considering the source greg they make money off dogs having sex.l golden retrievers. >> ew. nice. what's your message to members of congress trying to get you fired? >> they're trying to get me fired? that's like tucker carlson telling me to stop sunning my testicles. the american people don't worry about me lying. they're focused on the super bowl. go eagles. >> will you watch the super bowl? >> i will be watching. i have a lot of money on philadelphia. let's say if i lose i'll be paying by check. ha ha ha! >> you're always thinking ahead congressman santos. thank you for coming back on the show. we'll see you later. [applause] >> congressman george santos. tyrus, am i just a weirdo? how do you not roots for this maniac at this point? he's the most transparent hire ever. >> again i believe i said he was and improver. writing bad checks for dogs that's like a new level of low but what are you going to do? his checkbook was stolen. for every poor guy at dinner who left his wallet at home kat what are you going to do? these things happen. >> it's tru

. >> it is great to see you, greg. always the successful friend i have. >> i was going to talk about your successes over a deck raid of reporting. you covered a lot of disasters. >> yes, i did. i cover the coriann's wedding. >> does it disturb you as much as i disturbs me? >> they are doing a banged-up job. >> people will address it. it is l lli lilike a zombie apocalyps nothing happened and two days later, people are biting each other. >> are you looking forward to that? >> yes, i am. >> i am starting on my own. >> good for you, jim. >> that makes me happy. lydia, you are a business reporter or so you claim. this will town is getting royally screwed, right? they just came out of covid, that's going to happen to their real estate values and everything? anybody buy homes buy three-mile island? >> i don't know. i have not heard a lot about home sales in that region. >> we have some time, can you look it up? >> yeah, let me do it right now. no, it is so alarming because the fundamental rule of government is to protect cit

greg: my pleasure.mna: the mystery of two missing monkeys and the death and disappearance of other animals from the dallas new has captured the country's attention. today at the houston zoo, zookeepers are on high alert after a cut was discovered in the fence around the republican habitat. as stephanie sy reports, authorities are trying to pin down exactly what happened. stephanie: the series of unfortunate events at the dallas zoo began on january 13 when a clouded leopard named nova escaped. police were called after zoo staff noticed a suspicus opening in the big cat's enclosure. >> it was their belief and it is our belief that this was an intentional act. and so we have started a criminal investigation. stephanie: the 25 pound leopard was found hours later on zoo grounds. but that same day, a second breach was discovered in a fence used to enclose the zoo's langur monkeys. none of them got out. then on january 21st, a lappet-faced vulture named pin was found dead and wounded. in a statement, the dall

greg palkot on the ground in turkey tracking the latest in this tragic story, hi, greg., we have been on the ground for five days here and just seems to get worse and worse. the death toll does rise almost by the hour it seems, over 25,000 now. first word we have gotten of how many people are in the hospitals, 80,000 injured in the hospitals, astounding, government official, the destructive force of the earthquakes the equivalent he claims 500 atomic bomb. this is the worst disaster the region has seen in a hundred years. it is well over 5 and a half days since the first quake and most people think anybody could survive. a family of 5 in one town was pulled out of the rubble. turk thish president erdogan has been getting a lot of heat in the last couple of days whether his government is actually up to speed in the recovery efforts and rescue efforts. we caught up with the turkish president, happened to be where we were today, take a listen to our back and forth. >> critics say you have not done enough, that you haven't prepared, that people are dying, that people are inj

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>> well, i don't know greg abel very well.ak at the annual meetings the last couple years, and he comes off certainly not as charismatic as warren buffett, but who can do that? he could take some clues from charlie munger, for example, had very high praises for greg at the daily journaling meeting that charlie munger posted here about a week ago. and, you know, i will continue to hold the stock. i i think if you go back and read the 50th anniversary letter from berkshire hathaway and reading warn -- warren buffett's meter, you'll feel very comfortable with berkshire after warren buffett and charlie munger. it feels like it could have been written yesterday. it'll be a strong company with a strong culture, and greg abel's going to keep the culture. liz: any company that owns see's chocolates, how can you go against that, right? it's great to see you, steven, thank you for joining us. >> nice to see you. liz: shareholder steven to be check who bought shares at 25 grand and they now are $460,000. >>> speaking of buybacks, goldman

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