>> greg: hey!asn't that good this weekend. [ laughter ] happy monday everyone. this weekend donald trump handed out french fries at a mcdonald's drive thru. meanwhile, kamala harris appeal to her base joining a venezuelan gang. [ laughter ] cnn mascot brian stelter tweeted that trump's mcdonald's visit was organized in advance. oh, my god! while mcdonald's tweeted that brian stelter's visits are also organized in advance. because he eats so much [ bleep ] food. [ laughter ] trump happily delivered orders to customers in the press alike but the highlight used the heat lamps to work on his tan. [ laughter ] the low light was when tim walz got a dui in the drive thru. [ laughter ] at a different event trump made a reference to arnold palmer having large gentiles. shocking democrats who only want to hear that about female athletes. [ laughter ] asked election workers to go door to door to interrupt sunday's phillies eagles game to encourage to vote part of the new assisted suicide campaign. [ laughter

[laughter] >> greg: enough.ording to bob woodward's new book, war, joe biden was disturbingly frail and confused at campaign fund-raisers over a year before his debate debacle. i know, that's like finding out joy behar has a weakness for kielbasa. of course its news now because woodward has a book to sell. what would be the upside of letting the free world know they are being led by a corpse? in the book, woodward quotes, a donor sandra and one fund-raiser in june 2023, biden could not wait to sit down and only took to watch what prearranged questions. according to another attendee, he was like your 87-year-old senile grandfather. yeah,, i wish. at a new york event the following month, another observer said quote, he never completed his sentences. he would start to talk about something, jump somewhere else. he told the same story three times in exactly the same way and it meandered so much. frankly, my impression was there were times it was though we did not exist. he was just rambling and talking. as to what ca

[applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: yes. >> greg! greg! >> greg: your love keeps me going.y, everyone. donald trump clapping for the day. he can't hear you. donald trump held his rally last night at madison square garden. why on a sunday? like democrats they had two to work on monday. msnbc is getting called out for splicing did not see images -- images but that turned out to be a kamala harris interview. comedian tony hinchcliffe is under fire for joking that puerto rico is a floating island of garbage. upsetting new yorkers who said i thought we were the floating island of garbage. get in line, puerto rico! trumps that if he is reelected he will cover the cost of his administration's transition. kamala harris responded by saying if they hire venezuelan gang members we will also cover their transition. in an appeal to young men aoc and tim walz played football online this weekend. they would have played call of duty but walz kept trying to run. at one point in their stream had than 10,000 viewers. hello my stream beats that and that is when i write my name in the snow. a g

[applause] >> greg: all right. donald trump returned to butler, pennsylvania where roughly three months ago he was almost assassinated by a loser who could not make his high school rifle club but somehow mastered slanted roof technology. it was huge, so huge the rest of the media had to cover it. first trump returns to the scene of his near death and then opens with this. >> we left pennsylvania and as i was saying... [applause] i love that, i love that chart. >> greg: trump has a chart while barden -- biden has sharts. elon musk showed up with a human embodiment of the first amendment, all it needed was hulk hogan showing up or kid rock putting his shirt on. it was so limp, it was funny, dare i say it joyous. compare that to the existential prophecies of the future trump presidency. dictatorship, chaos, was there anything in butler resembling that? tens of thousands of people from all over standing together to hear speeches that painted america as a place worth protecting, were safety matters, where borders matter

>> it is. >> greg: or foundation?'re going to southern colleges because the girls are hotter. why didn't you just say that? >> because everybody in here knows what it is except for you! >> you're just trying to be smart! >> by saying scc? >> yes. welcome to the show. so you are a young guy, you are still attractive for now, it could change at any moment. could be an accident right outside the building, it could disfigure you. >> let's hope not. >> greg: yeah. what you make of this article? >> i think it is so true. i live for hot women. when i wake up, i think about hot girls and when i go to sleep i'm usually thinking about hot girls. and i'm really hot girl supremacist. i actually think that hot girls should rule and the reason is that no one would be more differential too than beautiful women so i just think if sydney sweeney said to me, i'm going to text you at 90 percent, i would do it. whatever she wants. >> greg: that is the unspeakable truth and it is hot women. they can get billionaires to do anything. the wh

i was very sheltered. >> greg: they were not even let you look at caspar. >> no harry potter. >> gregry. tyrus? >> the script sucked. it had nothing to do with the cast. not even the women's fault they had to read that [bleep]. no accountability. even the new ghostbuster reboot sucked but people came to see the old guys one more time. because the script sucked. again and keep riding you are woke scripts that people do not watch. it has nothing to do with anything else. [applause] >> greg: do not go away weawdu will be right back. but when you get your tools from harbor freight something about the job feels different - your wallet. whatever you do, do it for less, at harbor freight. ♪ before apoquel chewable for allergic itch. giving dogs pills was a battle of wits. oh, maria, i'm wise to your foolish game. is it gone? totally gone. itch relief just got easier. apoquel. the trusted number one treatment for allergic itch is now available in a tasty chewable that works in a day. do not use in dogs with serious infections. may cause worsening of existing parasitic skin infestations or pre

whoever this guy is, he's gone. >> greg: a woman. >> whatever, gone. >> greg: this was taxpayer-funded >> greg: it makes my blood boil and i don't have any blood. i'm bloodless. >> yeah, this is what happens when politics is touching things that should not be touching. that should be medicine, especially, you know, one of those things. and it's just -- it's -- it's disgusting, it's awful. what makes it even more awful is that also this woman definitely thinks she was being compassionate by doing this. she sees this as compassionate, by hiding the truth. that is not compassion. >> greg: emily. this is criminal. it's like i mean these are drugs that permanently alter children because they are going through a phase and they get influenced by the wrong person and next thing you know they are all [bleep] up, they are sterile. >> as a child, i have a strong opinion on this. no, it goes to tyrus' point. the kids are the helpless ones but what happened to people protecting the children? today they are more concerned about protecting the children -- the parents children from knowing the truth a

he slouches he's in there. >> greg: i pretended i was look for my parents. >> i'm still past. >> gregt with the scariest of shacks make you soil your slacks. - [narrator] life with ear ringing sounded like a constant train whistle i couldn't escape. then i started taking lipo flavonoid. with 60 years of clinical experience, it's the number one doctor recommended brand for ear ringing. and now i'm finally free. take back control with lipo flavonoid. >> greg: tonight on should we be concerned america's most extreme haunted house. tyrus this woman in tennessee is one of the most extreme horror experiences money can buy. over several hours customers are waterboarded tased whipped and gagged. sounds like a weekend with kudlow, we spoke to the owner and he says it is a psychological throw, and that no one is harmed. what do you think this is just a good promotional ploy? >> are normally how intense we have to go through this, i'm black. we don't do haunted houses, we don't do -- it's just not in our nature to walk into some dumb things. you need to be scared? look at your bills. you want to

>> greg: adam? to admit it was a pretty good joke. >> it was great this segment blew up it just exploded everywhere. shots fired. here is the thing right. what we are not talking about the pagers blowing up. it happened while people were taking a dump what about the person in the stall next to the person. they must have said man what did you eat? [ cheers and applause ] and at the problem also as far as msg goes they had tony hinchcliffe there which was a brilliant move. yet the first-person news the most offensive so everybody else looks good. you don't lose your virginity to ms stone, you lose it to roger stone. when the guy said i support the palestinians. on cnn they still don't talk about the hostages where the fact it was the worst attack on since kanye went off of his meds. and one day maybe we will have peace in the middle east with mardi gras there. maybe people would give me beads if they show nose. >> greg: i do love it it just keeps going into worse and worse. >> you might want to check

that includes you, greg. >> greg: i can't.. >> dana: what do you have? >> greg: tonight great show kat timpf, jeff dye, lee zeldin. tyrus. that's tonight. 10:00 p.m. >> dana: all right. >> greg: get job, bret? >> >> bret: i really thought i did a good job. >> dan: good. like it. >> bret: i really liked greg's commentary, dana. this is a good day. >> dana: pretty good. >> congratulations. you were

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greg, what does your toilet say about you? >> greg: if it could talk.hat one. what is great about a smart home? no kamala people can get in. in your face, jessica. i have a lot of lba, low battery anxiety. i long for the days of a nonsmart home. when the phone was hooked in to the wall. you could only talk on the phone in one place. i'm tired of hearing people talk to me while they're flushing a toilet. >> dana: i hate that. >> greg: there's people in our bathroom on 21 that are up at the urinal talking. >> dana: it's and outrage. >> greg: it's disgusting. >> dana: nobody wants to hear or see that. >> jeanine: don't touch that phone. >> jessica: jesse, what do you do in the bathroom? >> jesse: as long as they're booking guests for my show, i don't have a problem with it. i don't want a smart home. i want a dumb home. my toilet is not smarter than i am. i don't have remotes. everything i push with my finger. i don't need all that technology. we have a light switch that goes like this. we have a land line. just the butler. [laughter] >> dana: i want to go

greg, hoarding anything? wean yourself off the poor quality of toilet paper as a method of cleaning your backside. i know big tp is going to hate this, but start embracing the bbidet. the one home purchase, i wanted my office and my car. [laughter] >> jessica: he really just wanted jeanine to talk about her bidet. >> judge jeanine: as soon as you said, my responses people should get a bidet. do you know what a bidet's, jesse? >> jesse: tell me again. >> greg: the t is silent. it shoots water appear -- >> jessica: at restaurants. at this great chinese restaurant, red farm -- >> jesse: i like red farm. >> jessica: do you like their toilet? >> greg: they are spicy. red farm is so spicy it causes you to use more toilet paper. which is why you need the bidet. >> jessica: i shouldn't say it is a bidet, it is a toto that has all of the services that spray you down. >> greg: the japanese were way ahead of us when it came to this stuff. >> dana: i'm going to ask for that for my birthday. >> greg: you should ask for i

>> greg: ask larry kudlow.on is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy. yay - woo hoo! ensure, with 27 vitamins and minerals, nutrients for immune health. and ensure complete with 30 grams of protein. (♪) ♪ >> jesse: white tennis shoes, harold. harold, you're first. >> harold: okay. i'm going. robbed two neighbors in phoenix both named rob live across the street from each other their own candidate. the best thing about this they are great pals, one supports harris, one supports trump. and it just keeps escalating with more and more signs. again, they are friends. one of the ironies of the whole thing once the election -- not ironic, they come back together as pals. the real irony is neither one of these guys direct their homes for christmas. their holiday is election time. >> jesse: breaking news, big foot is real. >> judge jeanine: it's not your turn. >> jesse: let me just go anyway. sorry, greg. exclusive video bringing to you on "the five." spotted in oklahoma. this is the real big f

thanks, greg.e shoots a reporter. 8:00 eastern. >> greg: maybe shrapnel. >> jesse: chutes shoots. >> we're going with that n the promo. >> judge jeanine: with a gun? >> jesse: you got to watch. >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: okay. it's time for -- >> judge jeanine: okay, are you ready to taste the rainbow. send it down. skittles has done a limited release of their new freeze dried version of the classic skittles candy. skittles popd. hit the store in 2025. what do you think? >> jesse: they are really good. sosour and pop. >> greg: freeze dried skittles, walz balls. what do you think? >> judge jeanine: delicious. >> greg: speaking of delicious. what have you got there, harold? >> harold: the story with the cello and then this. i mean, robots historic night nba lebron james had an opportunity to play with his son lebrony. first time father and son duo first time father and son played in the game together. only happened because the kid could play and lebron played 22 seasons. one of only 22 players

maga greg! >> greg: congratulations. >> harold: how do you answer this?o, but there is something weird about this, let's be honest, this is a "washington post" voter file that was designed decades ago to help prevent voter fraud, and they are tracking people's names, and it's not just like dana or the judge -- the judge -- they have specific, they go, in the article, elmer is republican. marmaduke is democrat. this is not right. >> harold: this is profiling. >> greg: they are tracking you. this is why we need paper ballots. this is why we have a problem with the election system. this is not right. >> jesse: are you saying these people are dead and they are still on the roles? >> greg: no, i'm not -- okay, i will say that. [laughter] what i'm saying is there actually saying peoples names and who they are registered. >> harold: that's public data. >> greg: i don't care. >> harold: all of that is public data. anybody's name, they know -- >> greg: don't ruin it for me. i had this outraged curtain, had this outraged building all day. maga! >> harold: dana, how

>> greg: here rego.tovers were read the jokes we did not use this week and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if we suck, will make joe listen to every speech made by kamala harris. the ladies of the view said they will not dress up for halloween this year because it is too close to election day. and because wearing scary masks would be redundant. also, joy already ate all of the pumpkins. so what did the view go as last year? i think we have a picture. [laughter] terrible! democrat political strata list said that if donald trump wins, trump will start rounding up young black men. who knew trump was a kardashian. [applause] >> greg: thank you! [cheering and applause] president biden is in berlin for talks with german leaders on ukraine. he said his first priority is to meet with this guy. [laughter] a dangerous venezuelan gang has now taken over at least four apartment complexes in san antonio. residents say the constant gunfire is offset by the free landscaping. can't tell if it's racist, ca

i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america.> trace: good evening, trace gallagher, 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 in los angeles and this is america's late news, "fox news @ night"

go greg. >> greg: overrated. tonight 10:00 p.m.. greg's sexy gar gator news. a little place mueller's inlet in south carolina where this gator is taking a nice stroll. you know where is he headed. is he heading into the bush to get a little meat. is he not going to hungry until he gets his fill. you are looking at my tail. want some? i will be right over here. >> dana: all right. judge, what do you have there? >> judge jeanine: oh my god. okay, it's time for ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: got change the music. okay. today is national chocolate day. and to celebrate johnny, your johnny, jesse, your john's aunt made us lovely display of chocolate here for national chocolate day. chocolate covered oreos, dark chocolate covered pretzels and dark chocolate covered strawberries. >> dana: have a katie night.

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>> greg: i don't know.ckle joe biden because we always heard the rumors that he was eating baby food. but we didn't think it was literal baby food peered we thought it was, like, most peas. not an actual baby. but i'm going to defend joe because these kids are dressed up as food, right? they probably thought it was the real thing. in my view the brat was asking for it. my mom always said if you're going to go out dressed like a piece of chicken, some old, senile guy is going to try to eat you, and that's exact we what happened. >> jesse: you are baby blaming. >> greg: you don't go out like that. how dare you? okay, cuban. you know, i could say all democrat males are beta cucks because they are only acting that there is something in their past they want to keep covered up, but that's a generalization. and you know i don't do that. there are some safe generalizations. all jason statham movies are great. all british food is bad. we assume that. but making a generalization that cuban did without saying exceptio

>> greg i was raised in a middle-class household.ht it was bad we had a brain-dead president. we've also got a brain-dead vice president? we are doomed. but if i was her eye would fire my team. asap. and. >> she's not fit for she didn't have a brain, she's not natural. and it was the d&c i believe when she comes out on stage and everybody is clapping for her. a big ovation and she's like everybody calmed down. you're acting like a mom. it wasn't presidential for the moment all she had to do is come out and call him the crowd down. and it shows they're not prepared i'm terrified if she actually get selected. >> greg: you should be. and once again we must ask the question what has she been up to for four years when she's getting worse? >> i resent the fact expected to answer the question in a way that makes sense. i have to make sure all my words go together and everything. apparently she can just say whatever and they will paste something else in there. arguably the job she wants is more influential than the one that i have. it's rema

greg? >> greg: yes. jesse: these allocations will say and do anything at the last second to stay alive. >> greg: the only thing kamala has in the bag is a bottle of pinot grigio. that's all i'm going to say. last week on my show, we did a story on a drug that makes the skin of mice transparent. why? why would you do that? because that way you can see what's wrong with the body without having to cut it open. and that is progress. it's called transparency. why don't we have that mentality here? if we had that mentality in the election system, make it transparent, then we don't have to cut it open after the election. the race is over, but the integrity of the election is still in question. i'm extremely confused by the polls, right, they say everybody says look at these pools but the internal polls are different and it's like okay, if the internal polls are better why don't we look at the internal polls, it's like a doctor giving you a diagnosis and then a different one for the hospital. why is he doing tha

>> greg: can i go back.he knows what he's talking to the jewish people. >> jessica: he says if you don't vote for me, this is going to be your fault. >> greg: that specifically -- that specifically about jewish support. it's a lousy example. >> jessica: no, it's not. >> greg: i'm trying to make you better. >> jessica: you are not. you are trying to eat of my time and i will keep going. >> greg: i showed up on time, unlike your candidate. >> jessica: we showed some of his response to a man named jorge velasquez who has picked strawberries and cut broccoli for his career and he asked trump, what are you going to do when you deport all these people who do the hard jobs? we know these are jobs that americans don't want. and what will happen to prices. trump had a factory answer. he said i'm going to get pricing down. he had no compassion, no sympathy, no empathy for these people. it went viral from all of this, from the 56-year-old latino construction worker, ramiro gonzales. he says "i was a registered republic

. ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeld on the judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and she do a triple axle on an ice cube. dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ a trio of crises threatening to upend the race about a month before election day. ports shut down over a dock worker strike that could cost billions of dollars a day. threaten jobs and jack up inflation. a chaotic hurricane recovery that has survivors desperately pleading for basic necessities. and in the middle east on the brink of war as israel mold a response to iran's barrage of missiles. that also has one key question: how can kamala be trusted to handle it all when she is still fumbling her way through interviews like this? >> former president trump says that you have had for years as vice president to do all the things you promised in the campaign, but haven't done it. is he right? >> the former president is -- is really becoming quite desperate. and has really been offering a lot of misstatements and misinformation, and perhaps it is because he wants to distract from the fact that he has offered no plan for the amer

greg, what do you want to say to that? >> greg: where do i start? i love cnn.y hard for me since don lemon is gone. chris cuomo is gone. stelter was gone for a while but he's back and fatter than ever. but they knew. they knew i needed someone new. they are going, gutfeld is suffering. let's bring on a nonsensical -- maybe he's micro-dosing. she might've come from the original cast of "absolutely fabulous." she is as vapid as a royal gossip and as deep as a contact lens. i adore her. she looks about as healthy as david bowie is right now. i also, nothing is going to happen to "the view." when i was a kid, when i had a paper route, the view was the crazy house. on your paper route the always go by and it's like -- you throw the paper really quick. you keep going. no one is following. but still, you're glad they're there because it's exciting. they are always in the news. >> jesse: you had a paper route? >> greg: multiple paper routes. >> dana: what time did you get up? steve are guided afternoon paper routes. >> judge jeanine: jessica, defendant. [laughter] >> j

: >> greg: you.ek left to go.wh everybody's trying whatever way they can to reach a new audience , to say something impactful and i think ifthis everybody was being honest and i know this would be a big push for you judge and greg and jesse watters, not dana, you waited minutes that michelle obama is an incredible political communicator it, the same way barack obama was. that is the question at play,s does michelle obamtha, she hassh been historically my guess is,ai she will be again. that is something interesting, is that trump is sniffing 50 ori whatever? so the abc poll that just came out, do not have him sniffing anything but a 46, 47, had kamala harris at 51.abc was interesting and has kamala harris performing better with black and latino men than bidenm anend trump of six with men because men with college degrees are now going for kamala harris plus seven. if that is true, than donald trump will be in a lot of trouble on november fifth.an and the twitch stream will bell worth it b. and i think

[jazz music] >> greg: look who dropped by the oakland zoo in california. gavin newsom.ins. there he is. look at his hair. doesn't that look great? >> dana: does look like that. >> greg: a monkey. cotton top cameron also known as gavin newsom. look at him. >> dana: all right. jesse, what do you have? jess jets the privilege of attend the millennium ball in washington, d.c. >> beautiful. >> jesse: tuxedo. >> judge jeanine: emma. >> jesse: now you have embarrassed me. "jesse watters primetime," dana kilpatrick on the show. >> judge jeanine: is she driving in. >> happy birthday. it's my mom's birthday today. happy birthday, mom. >> judge jeanine: it's her birthday. >> dana: all right. that is it for us. have a great night, everybody. >> bret: dana, didn't jesse look

. >> greg: did she go to jail? that is vandalism.probably didn't. >> probably not. >> she posted it right there. >> not only proving she's uneducated but what's interesting if you keep watching that clip eventually at the very end of it she's questioning them of i'm going to research at. after all of that setting her right, apologizing, she still refused to get educated. these are the people that will shutdown a bridge even though if they were in gaza they would get thrown off buildings and executed. they can't point israel on a map, they don't know the flag. they are hateful and anti-semitic but they are also ignorant. it's a problem because there are a whole lot of and others here in our own country who are being victimized by then. [applause] >> she is like a poster child of the typical modern activist. it's where the politics are almost like a fashion statement or a temporary tattoo. >> if you read the comments people are like it's the thought that counts, you are like what. that's how insane this has gone. young people are so pr

good night. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> greg: yes, yes, you -- you should be clapping.ld be clapping if i were you. happy wednesday everybody. the performance at last night's debate was panned up by both parties now talk of replacing him with a sharper more capable candidate. in a bazaar gaffe he said he was school shooters friends. school shooters denied this not wanting to associate with him. ana navarro said of j.d. vance to be a shape shifter. she's jealous he was able to shape shift without i was and pick. >>> throughout the debate he was seen writing on a notepad what could he have been writing. nothing wrong with loving sports and men and sportsmen. speaking of he called himself a knucklehead for saying he was in china during the denman square massacre i guess he needs to take this picture down from his website. throughout the debate he had a deer in headlights look on his face looking like he. [ bleeps ] his pants according to someone familiar to the situation. >>> jimmy carter turns 100 this week good news for democrats he's eligible for a second term. pete ros

greg. >> greg: tonight we have a banger of a show. rfk jr.l johnny joey jones and tyrus, seriously you're going to miss that? let's do this. in your face harold. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: sorry. >> greg: harold the frenchie. check him out. it's a rescue pup turned foster dog. >> that looks like gus. >> greg: who had severe allergies that caused him to lose all his hair and he was abandoned but now he has a -- look how beautiful this little hairless frenchie is. look at those eyeballs harold. look at that body. look at how just absolutely incredible this little animal is, harold. don't you wish you had just a scintilla of that beauty? of that sexyness? of that charm? you are no match to that harold frenchie which now has a family and dogs on paper studio did this for him. >> adorable. >> greg: harold i would like to end this by saying in your face, harold the frenchie towers over you >> harold: thank you for that. >> sandra: that was lovely greg >> harold: good way to go to the weekend >> judge jeanine: great way to build you up. >> sandra:

that's not really who we are talking to you right. >> jesse: greg gutfeld. >> greg: i want to talk, ithe lady issues to the ladies today, but i have to say that katie britt is not offended by a compliment, no one else should be. i can't get offended about somebody else's complement. and also i still think it's a sad state of affairs when the most important thing in a woman's life is abortion. and you may be upset when a man says that, but somebody has to speak for the unborn children if you are not. i want to talk about the dudes. if you look at men, they are running away from harris. firemen, teamsters, border agents, cops. they do their jobs because they see value in it and when you tell them that you don't see value in it in their mission, it kills their morale and they leave. you are seeing that with cops who are ostracized. they can't get their recruitment numbers up. there were fireman held back during the riots, they cannot put out fires. border agents demonized in hoaxes about whips. what did i say 14? 14 suicides? 15 suicide among the customs and border patrol alone in 2022.

greg? >> greg: all right. tonight we have a banger of a show. your face, harold. you know, there is a special species of chamelia flower. scientific name is harold page. it's a beautiful, beautiful flower. find it mainfully oakland where it originated and it is a favorite snack of lemurs. sometimes i wish lemurs would descend down into our studio and eat harold. i would not help harold. i would watch the lemurs tear him limb from limb feeding off his raw flesh while i shout go liebermanlemur go. >> you wrote go lemur go. >> judge jeanine: how do you spell lieberman? >> long-term. lemur.>> battle for the black v. 8:00 p.m. eastern. >> judge jeanine: i'm not doing anything tonight. i said i wasn't. anyway, that's it for us. have a great night. >> bret: how often will in your face harold run do you think? >> judge jeanine: for another two or three years. >> bret: good. it's my favorite. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. new fox power rankin s

>> greg: well, okay. so.artment of homeland security has the authority to reprogram money from one fema account to another, like from migrant services to disaster relief. which tells you when a bureaucrat says no, no, no, the money is separate, the money is separate, that's a smoke screen. it all comes from one big pot. and by the way, it is our pot. but there is an opportunity cost. when you set aside hundreds of millions which later become billions because of the migrants urge, to a man-made disaster like the border, instead of a natural disaster, it's anybody who has bank accounts know it's all the same thing. so if you've got to spend money here it is going to be taken away from here. i don't want to be lectured about misinformation from joe biden, right? i mean, this is a guy who continues to push the "fine people" hoax, which created so much turmoil for trump supporters who buy connection to trump were branded as racist for, i don't know, three years. never mind there is like 20-30 hoaxes you could go t

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>> greg: is he saying that now? oh, no, he just had a change of heart -- >> greg: change of heart, they do. your change of heart is intensifying it after, after trump was shot. nearly killed. and then the object of another assassination attempt, god knows what else there is, and since then, the rhetoric has doubled and tripled. so i've got to wonder, what happens if it actually succeeds? what happens if there's another attempt and it works? how is that going to look on kamala? do you think she's ever thought about that? has she considered, is she aware that what the handlers have done to her? the position that they are putting her in? the risk that they aren't taking, but the risk she is taking herself? if something happens to trump, god forbid, in the next couple of weeks, or even after, how is that going to play? how are the democrats going to feel? that's a good question. someone should ask kamala that. >> dana: let me ask jesse watters what he things about all of this. we have in a chance to get your comments. >

] >> greg: thank you.nk you. leave the money over there. happy wednesday. today in georgia trump sat down for a town hall with and all demo audience. they would've asked for me but they didn't want them all fainting. harris was wanting to do one but she couldn't define one. prague was accused of being a nanny state did someone say nanny? according to revised fbi stats crime has gone up not down as democrats claim. harris plans on banning mast now if elected. trump might work at mcdonald's in pennsylvania campaign stop. she also plans to do a job she hasn't done before vice president. according to report from the public interest legal foundation hundreds of errors in the voters registered to vote using strip clubs and abortion clinics and high schools through. that's where hunter gets his babes. is looking for a restaurant open on christmas. >>> a disney cake shop is under fire for having a slice $22 per slice. you mean i half to spend 201 need to dollars for dinner says one man? >>> border patrol agents is

>> greg: yes.esse: these politicians will do anything to stay alive at the last second.g >> greg: the only thing kamalas has in the bag is a bottle of pinot grigio. that is all i will say. last week on my show we did a story on a drug that makes the skin of mice transparent, why? a why would you do that? because that way you can see what is wrong with the body without having to cut it open. and that is progress, it'sansp called transparency up your whye dore we have that mentality her? if he had that mentality in the, election system, make it transparent, you don't have toel cut it open after the election!a the raceces over by the integriy of the election is still in question. i'm extremely confused by theat poles, everybody t says look atd these polls but of the internal poles are different and it's like thepo internal poles are better, why don't we at the internal poles? it's like a doctor giving you ad diagnosis and then a different one for the hospital.t whyoy is he doing that? an experimental

that explains his taste in mu music. >> greg: may be. >> harold: i'm with greg on this. i can't wait to see it. >> judge jeanine: . >> judge jeanine: rotten tomatoes gave it a 33. >> harold: they did not like "beverly hills cop 4" either. and i liked it.ght, >> judge jeanine: all right, "one more thing" "one more thing" is next. ♪ ♪ whatever you do, do it for less at harbor freight. save even more at our parking lot sale this weekend. (♪) ♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." you have to watch "the five" tomorrow. it's going to be, there it is, melania will be on former first lady, everybody knows what the deal is. watch tomorrow. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," eric trump at 8:00. and then we'll just have barron on probably. [laughter] who else from the family wants to come on? >> greg: i would take barron in a second. >> jesse: i know you would. you sicko. >> greg: oh, what a show. michael loftus. kevin mccarthy. kat timpf, tyrus tonight at 10:00 p.m. screw football. it's for losers. hey, let's do this. in your face, harold. [laughter] i'm just going to before

[applause] >> greg: in-your-face sympathizers.t quietly changed its national crime statistics and it's not because hunter biden had a hot weekend. originally the fbi said violent crime fell in 2022 by 2.1%. as they found out, the fbi has no revised those numbers. apparently the stats were more fudged then brian stelter's fingertips. he's fat. instead of violent crime going down by 2% it went up by 4.5%. that's a bigger swing then the one they installed over her bed. how else is she going to get up? now this 4.5% increase is on top of the already rising crime. but in an effort to gaslight us into thinking the tide was turning they lied to. there was more violent crime on top of the mayhem we already endured. the libs not only flown to math but ethics as well. up is down, down is up. if they ever started designing elevators we are [bleep]. now we got a lot of democrats watching and i want to make sure they get it. for months they told us violent crime has gone down since biden was elected. may be they were confusing crime with his b

, i know how much you hate disrespecting elders. >> greg: it really bothers me. >> jesse: greg, i am: not true. >> jesse: 16? >> greg: maybe eight. he was talking about lawfare, wasn't he? that's what they were relying on. there is an old joke, what is the difference between a drunk and a drug addict? a drunk steals your wallet. a drug addict steals your wallet and helps you find it. that's lawfare. they create the panic and then they offer the solution for it. without telling you that they created and they are the source of the problem. in fact, this is something that the dems in the media do all the time. they will tell people trump is a threat to democracy, and they position themselves as the solution to the threat to democracy. in fact, almost all the problems that the democrats say they are a solution for are the problems that they caused. whether it is inflation, whether it is education, whether it is the border, whether it is crime, they create it and say steel your wallet and say hey, let me help you find it. >> jesse: or your purse, judge. >> greg: well done. >> judge jeanin

do you think -- >> greg: this is really good for our segment on men, jessica.sband, by the way, who is devastated, too. >> greg: great, love that you brought that story into it. >> jessica: i did it for you. >> greg: there is war, and there is a necessity for an opposition to war. the just the way it is. there are good wars, bad wars, but you have an opposition to war. if you didn't have an opposition to war, would be really weird. abortion is that kind of issue. abortion exists. there has to be in opposition to it or else we are not human. if there isn't somebody standing up and saying something about it, there is something wrong with us. i have a problem with it being the only issue. >> jessica: it's not, but it's important. >> greg: you brought it up in some thing about men. now i want to talk about men, okay? my favorite topic. we were led to believe that michael keaton is somehow smarter and more informed than people like rfk jr., elon musk, david sachs, bill ackerman. this is the blind spot of these networks. they can't explain, they can't explain why sma

>> i don't know, didn't he -- >> greg: he lost.: >> okay.he >> greg: glad you acknowledgedge that. >>re, one i agree with dana is she is trying to earn everybody's vote pick eve she will be in three ss today, pennsylvania, michigan and wisconsin -- >> greg: four states if your count and gratian.>> r >> funny pure she went to a number of holes and her church visits, one of them saying her happy birthday. that is different than throwingr yourself a birthday party pick she was campaigning on here's birthday which shows that it she works for every single vote andv talking to every single voter and she's going after the publi and african americans and latin voters because she wants everybody to be proud of her administration. to say the biden team under the white house is not part of thist we see the white house today waw something we have not seen in a long timkne, the white house ana macon woman, the past on the largest expansion on health care allowing woman to get reproductive care and birth control, biggest expansion we have seen in health care in decades done by the bidenn white hous

the brand i trust. >> greg: emily compagno, chael sonnen, our studio audience, i'm greg gutfeld, i love trace: trace gallagher, 11:00 p.m. on the east coast,