>> "red eye" with greg gutfeld. it is on very late, but it is a voice of protest in a sea of infomercial. >> i like toast. bagels suck. yea, toast. boo bagels. >> what do we have over the baby boomers? we have i-pods. >> i don't think it moved beyond the free love thing. i am not speaking for anybody here -- >> have i to pay for it to be honest. if we could get back to the free love thing, i'm on a budget, you know what i'm saying? >> if we liberate our currency maybe you can have that. >> did you see the girl who liberated her top? that's my type of protest. >> she's a good friend. >> she's a great friend. >> thanks forkinging me. >> you are nothing. you are nothing but a -- >> are you like a female greg gutfeld. >> i am not getting paid to be insulted like this, madam. >> you insult yourself. >> i insult myself? >> you insult myself? >> i am with society. >> you insult yourself. >> i am a faniron of kirk cameron. >> kirk needs work! bring back kirk. bring back kirk. >> did you see two broke girls? >> what is with

i'm greg gutfeld. yes, that greg gutfeld. what is that? your surprise that i am this happened so many in person? are you too kind. the make up people toned down my good looks to make the guests look better. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> don't worry, america. i will take it from here. should people who do dumb things on air -- air planes on 9/11 bow shot in a fair debate. and a college introduces mandatory drug tests for all students. the story so shocking just talking about it may be unconstitutional. and finally bill schulz visits the first moonshine distill rather since the days of prohibition. did they make it back? spoiler you alert. >> big day today. >> you mean because it is -- >> back on this day in the 1940s, the paintings were found in france. the paintings were 15,000 to 17,000 years old and considered the finest art. what a day in history indeed. >> but i was just going to tell you -- >> reporter: also on september 12th, 1953, nakita was elected the first communist part

i'm greg gutfeld, and with these looks, you know i can be with anyone tonight, but i chose you.et's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> and our top story tonight will tell you about colleges that are banning cigarettes from their campuses. a shocking undercover investigation that is neither shocking nor undercover, nor an investigation. plus, did a move vee portrayal by american troops in iraq lead to an act of terrorism? a fair and balanced indictment is ahead. do you want to see bill schulz get his body painted? >> yes. >> happy national bed check. >> for the whole month? what should i be doing? >> check your mattresses for wear and tear. >> my house boys wear and tear went back to bra jill jie. they were the twin gym nases? >> wear was a little too flabby for the floor exercises. now i buy direct from the source. >> john gibson 1234*. >> can't beat his prices. >> i believe his secret is well water, andy. >> of course. >> it is the source of all things great. i keep egg you. >> i call it well water because if you drink it you feel well

a website greg gutfeld is a fan of. she says of her current career path, quote, i can cook and write at my own pace. i like that about my lifement -- my life. >> they are a postponed generation. and then they have yet to make a dent in wall street. how are you spending your unemployed time? >> volunteer work. i like that. kelly, this is your generation we are talking about here. did this article remind you of your friends? i am grateful for that, but some people haven't found jobs. some people don't want a job. they want to be at home and they are living off their parents. i see an entitlement mentality and it comes with a large welfare state that obama is creating. >> this is not the best job market right now. >> certainly not. some cases they haven't. >> they can see themselves doing this. quit and go play in the rock band. >> there were other people who didn't like it, but we cherry picked those quotes to make them look really bad. >> don, you kind of strike me as someone who is still in limbo. >> and loving it. >> i

om "re i'm greg gutfeld, and withit these looks, you know i could be with anyone tonight, but i chose you. let's go to tv's andy levy forep a pre game report.what's what's coming up on tonight's? show? >> our top story tonight will tell you about colleges thats #r* banning cigarettes from tir their campuses.a shockin a shocking undercover investigation that is neitherei shocking nor undercover nor aner investigation.tigati. plus did a movie portrayal of atrocities of american troopsd in iraq lead to an act of terrorism? a fair and balanced indictment of hollywood is straight ahead. and want to see bill schulz get his body painted? of course you don't, but are you going to. >> thank you, andy jie. happy national bed check month,ed c greg. >> for the who month, what i should i be do ?g. >> checking your mattress fortr wear and tear.wear and t >> that could prove difficult. my house boys wear and tearouse went back to brazil a month ago. >> they were the twinere twin gymnasts? >> that's what they said, but wear was too flabby for theby fe floor exercises.no live and learn. now i buy from

government or the economy should just be handed over to millionaires and billionaires but i guess greg gutfeld is not one of them now that feels appearance was part of the new fox news snooze fest program called the five i guess they ran out of creativity on that one which will place the lens of that lovely famous hour of insanity i guess fox needed that they needed i figure they needed five political hacks to replace glenn beck the king of them all and of course of the field keeps up with his rants and raves maybe he'll be able to build glenn beck some clown shoes on his own nose next up the very very ugly horse it is a mitt romney or so much for mitt being the reasonable moderate republican and a recent town hall meeting in arizona. this is just yesterday misspoke about. he thought would be an ideal just perfect perfect running mate for vice president and guess who he decided to use as a model on none other than a man without a heartbeat dick cheney now romney said and i quote whether you agree or disagree with cheney this is a man of wisdom and judgment and he could have been president of t

i'm greg gutfeld, chairman and ceo of greg and company and chair maker of the house humbler which cones of a robe and towel. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> let's take these sons of bitches out because james hoffa is not backing down from his full party rhetoric. and are americans the coolest people in the world? according to a survey from a social networking site, we are. and surveys from social networking sites are never wrong. and finally, the green day singer is booted off a plane because his pants were too saggy. the shocking story of an american idiot. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy fight across the nation day. >> i will start tomorrow. >> i will tweet it later and create chuckles. >> maybe you should talk about yesterday was fight for procrastination day and you are just geting to it now. >> that seems uncalled for, greg. >> i guess when it comes to being mean, you are not much of a procrastinator. >> and maybe when it comes to finishing my jar of peanut buter and jelly spread, neither are you. >> that was yours? >> it had been

i'm greg gutfeld. originally they were sweatpants, but i think i made them better. t's go to andy levy. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. and have you had your shots, america. somehow vaccinations suddenly have become a huge issue for the presidential candidate. we will have no team coverage next. and will some columbia university students be putting the dinner ahmadinejad? and finally a man sues white castle because he is too fat to fit in the fast-food chain seats. we will go live to absolutely nowhere straight ahead. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy defy superstition and national cream filled donut day, greg. >> well, andy, i would definitely walk under a ladder for a cream-filled donut. >> that's the spirit. and fingers crossed that nothing bad happens on superstition day. >> join me later. i brought cream filled donuts for the staff. >> want to drop it for tonight? >> yeah, my heart is not into it. >> it is okay. we all have bad days. >> look, i don't want to let you down. >> it is too late for that, andy. it is too late for that. >> i

read greg gutfeld's "bible of unspeakable truth" and reading tim young's article and listening to tom shalou's weekly show on finding story .biz. slam, da, da, da, let the boys be boys. count it. point pinch. >> yes. so it seems that i speak now of "inspire" that has slammed iran's leader for being a 9/11 truther. in the latest issue, the quote sthe iranian government has professed on its tongue of its president ahmadinejad that does not believe al-qaeda was behind 9/11, but rather the u.s. government. we may ask, why would iran subscribe to such ridiculous beliefs that stands in the face of all logic and evidence. and they question mahmoud saying, quote, if iran was genuine in its animosity. it would be pleasing to see another entity striking a blow, but that's not the case. what's up with that? adding, quote, they do not want to give al-qaeda credit because it would expose their lip service jihad against the great say tan. >> i can sense a lot of animosity here and a lot of quotes i had to read today. normally i don't do that. it puts me out of my element. how is ahmadinejad taking

i'm greg gutfeld. we enjoy celebrating the many uses of a jack-o-lantern. now to andy levy with a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> the gop wins two special congressional elections including one in a seat held by democrats for nearly 90 by democrats for nearly 90 we will talk about how this is a victory for america. and we will look at the "attack lodge" and a new study explains why drunk people make bad decisions. the shocking story that doesn't apply to me at all. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy felt hat day. >> another concoction made of felt. >> think of all the mom and and pop companies. >> i still don't care. if they can't stay in business, they shouldn't be in business. >> your anti-big felt and anti-mom and pop felt? >> yes. >> this is not about felt hat day, greg. >> i just don't see what is so great about felt. >> it is possibly the oldest form of fabric known to human kind. >> who cares? >> what is this about? >> i miss them. you used to dress me in felt, andy. you know that. >> i didn't know that. i. >> suppos

i'm greg gutfeld. official starter for this saturday's bryant park grant free. all vehicles will be painted orange and they will all be over the age of 18. let's go too andy levey for the pre-game report. >> get back to work. president obama has solved our unemployment crisis. plus, we'll have highlights from wednesday night's republican presidential debate, as ron paul continues his march to the nomination. and a dutch woman is charged with stalking after calling her ex-boyfriend 65,000 types in one year, which is a shame because i feel like the 65,001 call would have been the charm. >> i don't go anywhere without sergeant fluffy. >> how are you celebrating teddy bear day? >> we are going to go out and then go home and cuddle. >> what show are you going to see? >> he wants to see sister act, but i fear it might be too racy. >> i don't think sister act is what you think it is. >> it is not like that thing in tijuana? >> no! it's a rollicking comedy about nuns, totally teddy bear friendly. >> we would never bring teddy bear to a musical. >> i thought sergeant flu

i'm greg gutfeld. i will be bringing my myself to the speed show. watch me jump a record 75 house boys. once out of the men's room i will do some house racing. now to andy levy for our pre game report. what's up? >> let love rule, america. our top story, a new poll shows rick perry with a big lead over the republican primary field. our panel will discuss what this means for ron paul's presidential chances so john stewart does president yell at -- doesn't yell at us. and do ugly people need protection from discrimination? it will begin and end with everyone agreeing the answer is no, straight ahead. and finally michele bachmann's hair is sweeping the nation. well, her hair style. it would be weird if her hair were sweeping the -- never mind. >> thank you, andy. >> happy national trail mix day. >> i prefer to call it gorp. >> an acro anymore for good old racens and peanuts. >> it is an initialism. >> initialism is when you don't pronounce words like fbi and cia. >> but gorp is not an actual word. you don't go out and gorp something. >> it is a bacrony

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fox news correspondent arthel neville red eye guy greg gutfeld.al add by congressional candidate in texas. >> all you guys want. you want a handout. i don't have something in it. now you are getting mad again, okay? years ago we didn't have this problem. but now it's just a hassle to get them to do anything. don't turn your head i know you are embarrassed because you are part of the problem. all right? we can turn it around. they keep thinking obama is going to take care of them. obama is going to feed them and take care of their bomb. >> if i can get obama out of health care i can get these teeth fixed that you have got. okay? i can get them fixed. but he has got to get away. he has got to let me do the things i need to do. [ laughter ] >> bill: okay, arthel, who is that why is he terrorizing mules. >> it's outright dumb. you know what happens when one talks to donkeys you make an ass of yourself. >> bill: excellent. >> the donkeys represent the democratic party. this guy roger williams running for congress in texas is basically, you know, playin

i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, andrea tantaros and greg gutfeld. we

red eye and the five guy greg gutfeld along with fox news correspondent arthel neville.elected the $16 muffin. you may remember we reported that the department of justice bought 250 of those muffins because, as they really don't care about spending our tax money. that theme was picked up by congressman ted poe. >> do you know the muffin man? the muffin man, the muffin man? yes i know the muffin man but he doesn't live on drury lane. he lives at the department of justice and is growing rich on selling $16 muffins to the department of justice on justice lane. >> bill: that was at the house of representatives, right? >> yes, yes. >> bill: that was congressman poe by himself? didn't look like a big crowd. >> he may have been by himself in that room. certainly not by himself in the coverage of this story. a.p., "the washington post," "l.a. times," "new york times," houston chronicle. they served it one a little religion is might sydney morning herald. >> bill: we did it and we made a big deal out of it as a metaphor ms. neville to the government's irresponsibility with tax do