♪ greg gutfeld ♪ greg gutfeld >> greg: i'm pretty sure this song is about me.rother of a friend of mine, don teague, who is a great reporter. i don't know why doug teague likes you so much. i played that the other day i had that song in my head for hours and it was driving me crazy. good song, though. andrea? >> andrea: what do horses and the detroit water and sewage department have in common? nothing. but guess what? the water and sewage department employees yes, a horseshoeer. so despite having no horses, in the water and sewage department, the city of detroit employs someone to tend to horseshoes though there is no horseshoes there. union bosses were asked about this and said sorry, we can't get rid of the position. the position pays $29,000 a year in salary and $27,000 year in benefit. they are going bankrupt. we talk about the unions. speaking of horse, i'll be on "red eye" tonight. work me in the song, too. ♪ andrea tantaros >> juan: whoa! >> juan: i don't know about that one. what fits with what we're talking about here. you know the saying? what happens

i'm dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, and -- >> greg: greg gutfeld. >> dana: it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: yesterday was quite a day for america. the u.s. women's gymnastics team took the gold for the first time in 16 years and the competition didn't come close. the swimmers taking team gold themselves. among them was michael phelps who became the most decorated olympian of all time. get to the amazing accomplishments in moments. but first, i got home and i was walking the olympics and up popped a political ad. both sides taking shots at each other. take a look. >> president obama first term economically, $800 million stimulus. >> to create 3-4 million jobs. >> billions were spent in foreign countries. millions went to political insiders. millions more unaccounted for.

i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, andrea tantaros, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: for two weeks every other year, america put ace side politics, forget about the climbing gas prices, the job report and focuses the attention on the men and women representing this fine country. the olympics, a breath of fresh air in tough times. a moment to just enjoy good old-fashioned american pride. proud we are, where scott parsons, kayaker who lives in a friend's basement to survive or any of the 17 military men and women representing like wrestler and army sergeant

and also "red eye" with greg gutfeld. but the original name of the show was responsible journalism with bill schulz. >> i would like to say on camera -- >> wait for it. >> fox news lies. >> there we go. 5.10 seconds. that's a new record. >> fox news -- is my favorite channel. >> ladies, can i ask uh couple questions about i can bookers in central park? -- about likers in central park? >> i'm sorry, no. >> let me know if you will be at the boat house later. maybe one bloody is on me. maybe we can go dutch on the other two. and you can get a mimosa without the champagne because that is cheaper. >> delightful. how did that guy smell? >> i smelled him. i knew he was coming before i saw him, put it that way. and i was aware what he was going to say when i smelled him. >> and you haven't seen your dad in ages. >> he lost a lot of weight. it is the central park diet of not having a home. >> who knew dr. andrew wilde would be on fox news. >> he is there to collect his earring. that's good for your skin. have you had close encount

. >> andrea: hello, i'm andrea tantaros with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> andrea: one of the big money groups backing president obama this year called priorities usa. run by a guy named bill burton who used to work at the white house. it's priority this election season? smearing mitt romney at all costs with a political ad that stoops to a new low. this ad potentially, ugliest out of the election season yet links romney to closure of a steel plant, loss of family health insurance and -- are you ready for this -- the death of a woman. take a look. >> when romney and bain closed the plant i lost the healthcare. my family lost their healthcare. a short time after that my wife became ill. i don't know how long she was sick. maybe she didn't say anything because she knew we couldn't afford the insurance and she passed away in 22 days. i don't think mitt romney realize what is he has done to anyone. furthermore i don't think mitt romney is concerned. >> andrea: we have seen hard-hitting ads this election seas

they'll see you tomorrow. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome to "redeye" i'm greg gutfeld. hanks, greg. eight players are disqualified after trying to lose. and new obama fund-raiser donating to himself. this means at long last the impeachment hearings will finally begin? and are christian having a custody battle over their dog? >> greg: that reminds me. i was captain 'pebbles. >> does he miss me? >> who cares. start the show. >> greg: can i see a picture of him? >> we agreed that would be a bad idea. captain pebbles and i agreed it would be a bad idea. >> greg: i don't believe that. >> andy: you promised you wouldn't tell. >> greg: it came out one night while we were taking our weekly bath. >> i miss those weekly baths. >> start your so. >> greg: i guess you are right and you doing this to hurt me. you know what you did. go away. let's welcome our guests. so hot the bench approaches her. and remy spencer and it's comedian tom. in thailand, it's tuesday. and also bill and i bang him outside a classroom. fox news senior correspondent reverend fall and bosses can't be happy th

i'm greg gutfeld, or as i am known in the men's olympic locker room, ben gay.eport. andy, it was an obvious joke, but so what? what is coming up on tonight's show? >> why does president obama want you to pay more for your pizza? we report and you decide between sausage and pepperoni. and is mitt romney a straight up murderer? a fair and balanced debate. and finally does not being on facebook mean you are a psycho path? why don't we go down to my basement and talk about it? >> thanks, andy. >> all right then. >> go away. >> no you go away. >> you go away. >> somebody has to get rid of him. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot chocolate drinks her on cold nights. columnist and author ann coulter. it is the untold story and it is available in paperback starting this week. and if caw meed duck genius -- if comedic genius was a vuvuzela. >> he is the co author of america you sexy [bleep] and in florida a fair ride. and if brains were almonds i would eat his nuts at a bar. next to me, john gibson, the host of "the john gibson show" and he is running out

>> greg: last night i had a one more thing and it was going to be my dream. >> greg gutfeld's dreams ing a stupid commercial for the odd life of timmy green about a kid who comes from a garden and he has branchs. i made fun of it on twitter and i went to bed and i dreamt that i had feet that turned in to trees. i had to get to work and i'm running the work, but i can't get there. so i go to your place and i bang on your door and youring to jasper started eating my branchs. then i finally got here and eric and k.g. and bob started to work on the branchs. they put an ointment on it. >> bob: we are taking him back to the institution and get him back on his meds. i want to do a special congratulations to my colleague, colleague of all of us here today juan williams. his daughter reagan, and patrick harold, her husband, brought identical twin girls in the world. pepper and wesley, born at georgetown hospital. they have an older brother. mom is doing fine. congratulations, grandpa. >> kimberly: beautiful baby girls.

i think the one thing that was an outrage, greg gutfeld is not listed as a speaker yet.ive" viewer and "the five" fan, you want to see greg speak at the convention with the other guys draft greg for speaker now. #gutfeldg.o.p.speech. join us in having him entertain us. >> kimberly: that would be great. why that picture? who pick that picture of him -- you said he looked like a chipmunk with an overbite. >> andrea: we have to get him a box for the podium. >> dana: i resemble that. >> kimberly: i have the best picture of him in my office, one he gave me weirdly for my christmas present. picture of himself that is tan and photo shopped. love it. that would get the vote. okay, are you ready for some football? i am. i love football. condoleezza rice loves football, too. she is part of the new n.f.l. ad for new n.f.l. apparel. she is donning the clothing for her favorite team the cleveland brown, their jersey. see her there. it goes to her childhood. she is a big fan. >> bob: strait of hormuz? >> andrea: she said her dream job is the n.f.l. commissioner. >> kimberly: a cool se

after terrorists but the left would not feel the same way if bush was doing it. >> john: thank you greg gutfeld you are going to be on "redeye" very soon. >> we tape early. >>. >> john: the media do often get it wrong. when we return i wanted to talk about what we get right there. is good news. hello? the words are going this way-there's no way. oh, the lights came on. isn't technology supposed to make life easier? at chase we're pioneering innovations that make banking simple. deposit a check with a photo. pay someone with an email. and bank seamlessly with our award-winning mobile app. take a step forward... and chase what matters. >>. >> john: i started my day with "new york times" and go into a rage of the bias they present as objectivity. then i look at other media. there is so much shallow coverage, endless reporting on a pilot who freaked out for example, or car chase videos and another dramatic crime story. what does that have to do with most people's lives. not much. crime is down in america. planes almost never crash and flying is safer than driving. we have a rear problems. medicare

i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ >> eric: just a few days until the g.o.p. kicks off the convention in tampa. "the five" will be there ready to analyze, scrutinize. we are four topics now. 12 minutes. get to it now. number one, g.o.p. announced the opening team for tampa. it's nothing short of brilliant. we built it will be the focus of opening speeches. building off obama's game-changing gaffe last month. >> if you have a business, you didn't build that. somebody else made that happen. >> eric: first one. brilliant. >> dana: i thought it was great. ever since the ryan pick, the republicans are like maybe we're on the road to victory. they have a convention. we built that. you think that's good. you imagine in chicago that the campaign was like ahhh. grrr. they're mad, but they know that -- >> eric: they knew it was coming. had to know it was coming. >> dana: let the republicans have a good week, let the democrats have a good week. share. >> greg: if they tie it to th

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is getting an early jump on his christmas shopping. he care usa lot about other. now to sherrod small for a look at what is coming up on tonight's show. >> good afternoon, america. fun. coming up, nonvoters say obama is who they would not vote for the least. does that make sense? and an airline policy doesn't trust men sitting next to minors on planes. they are probably right. and finally, would you give up your smart phone for cheaper food? i know i would. back to you, andy. >> see you a at the half. >> that's right, baby. >>> let's welcome our guest. i am here with rebecca rose woodland. and it is jonathon hunt, chief correspondent for "studio b" and bill schulz. sitting next to me is jim norton who is performing live in irvine, california on september 13th through the 15th. and pinch is dead. we just move on to a story -- are you okay, jim? >> he is dead. >> that's been the general response. >> you are smiling. >> i have never been happier. >> this is amazing. >> how would he fare among those who don't care some. >> president obama'

i'm tv's andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. let's go to jedediah bila for our pre game report. what is coming up for tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. rudy guiliani doesn't think joe biden has the mental capacity to handle his job. sarah palin thinks it is time to talk off the picket. are they right? and saudi arabia has plans to address a female population by building a female only zone. women's lib? not so much. and is a free martini lunch making a come back? could it be good for productivity? they either passed out during our questioning or had no recollection of lunch whatsoever. back to you, andy. >> thanks, jedediah, see you at the half. i am here with remi spencer. and it is author and political commentator imogen lloyd webber. bill schulz, he thinks he is in a dog hotel. and next to me is joe devito. that's it. no talking paper or talking paper intern. it is such a relief. did his reference to changing show a lack of brains? joe biden is getting buried foretelling an audience that they will, quote, put y'all back in chains. but could this possibly from rudy guiliani? >>

services, inc >> eric: hello, i'm eric bolling, with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in tampa, florida. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: we're tracking two big stories down south. g.o.p. kicked off the convention and the five of rus happy to kick off our first road trip. tropical storm isaac is in the gulf. janice dean will join us in a minute with the latest. but first, romney time in tampa. the five of us will take a look at the five key players hitting the stage this week. first up, ann romney tomorrow around 10:00 p.m. she will make her debut to tens of millions of americans on opening night. yesterday, she sat down with chris wallace. >> i wish everyone could see him how i see him. as a mother, i have seen him have compassion, as he has been with me as a wife, raising the small children. how he valued my work as being more important than his. >> eric: dana, what do you think? what should he is do and staying away from? >> dana: a lot of anticipation. she was originally going to speech monday the networks wouldn't take it. it changed because of the hurr

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is prepping for the republican convention. it does not include strip clubs. are you happy, greg? let's go to the current president of diligence, mike baker for our half time report. when a drone is not just up close and personal enough. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> it is never enough. and so it doesn't involve strip clubs? >> not in the least. >> thank you, by the way. let me ask you a question, when i mention desmond tutu to you, what do you think of? >> reality tv? >> exactly. reality tv. and when i say paul ryan? >> maybe anonymous goppundit? >> two for two. what about boston's logan airport? what pops into your head? >> this might sound crazy, but racial profiling? >> and that, andy, is our show. see you at half time. >> very concise. i like that. let's welcome our guests. i am here with come lull nighs and author jedediah bila. he thinks he is watching hope springs right now. and sitting next to me and the comedian sherrod small. >> it is in the room. >> and it is my birthday. >> happy birthday. >> it is sherrod

i'm greg gutfeld. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. going on there. coming up on the big show, the war on women makes a triumphant return. and an inhumane creature is greeting people at the airport and it is not snooki. and what is the latest from london? we will go to our live correspondent to find out. >> thanks, andy jie. do you want to tell everyone what was going? >> a lot of people forget this is an actual show. >> you know what, they they haven't been on tv before. so they just don't get it. >> judging by your response, both of us are -- >> 25 years now. old chum. >> go away, not friend of mine. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot she is often mistaken for the olympic torch. i am here with fox business network anchor lori rothman. and he is so fierce he has been spotted offshore biting sharks. he is up very early, 4:30 i hear. in spain he is considered a lazy doesen, bill schulz. and if insightful commentary was a big gulp he would be between every trucker's knees. he said for in chief of the wound -- wonderful daily caller.

i'm greg gutfeld. or jamie lee curtis. let's get the pregame report. >> greg, our top stories tonight, ryan lochte's mom says he got -- because of his rigorous training he only has time for one-night stands. >> the pentagon's missile defense agency warns staffers about watching porn. inassert missile joke. >> what's the greatest movie of all-time? we investigate how the voters left magic mike off the list. greg? >> greg: magic mike is not a movie. >> it was. >> greg: it's an experience. it's above and beyond such moral endeavors. shut up. >> nobody loves magic mike more than i do but don't you think you're ridiculous? >> i think you're a jerk for suggesting that. >> have you seen magic mike. have you? >> no have you? no well, let's welcome our guests. >> so hot often mistaken for a toaster of ven. jill dobson. how vain is that and so sharp that ninjas use him to kill people, michael moynihan. and destroyers of career, and bill shut and if hill alert where a three legged race i'd do him, and right next to me, anthony cumia.

i'm dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: yesterday we show you an ad by a pro-obama group that linked romney to closure of a plant and death of a woman. take a look. >> when bain closed the plant i lost my healthcare, my family lost their healthcare. short time after that, my wife became ill. i don't know how long she was sick. i think maybe she didn't say anything because she knew we couldp afford the insurance. she passed away in 22 days. >> dana: that ad was repudiated across the board. who said on this level this stretches the bounds of common sense and decency. over the past 24 hours, obama spokes people have been asked about the ad and been consistent in their answers. take a listen. >> i have not seen the ad. i refer you to cam pape or the organization. >> we have as much to do with the priority ads, as we do with michael phelps winning gold medals last week. >> this is an add by the entity, not controlled by the campaign. >> you know we don't have anything

i'm greg gutfeld. or jamie lee curtis. our top stories tonight, ryan lochte's mom says he got -- because of his rigorous training he only has time for one-night stands. >> the pentagon's missile defense agency warns staffers about watching porn. inassert missile joke. >> what's the greatest movie of all-time? we investigate how the voters left magic mike off the list. greg? >> greg: magic mike is not a movie. >> it was. >> greg: it's an experience. it's above and beyond such moral endeavors. shut up. >> nobody loves magic mike more than i do but don't you think you're ridiculous? >> i think you're a jerk for suggesting that. >> have you seen magic mike. have you? >> no have you? no well, let's welcome our guests. >> so hot often mistaken for a toaster of ven. jill dobson. how vain is that and so sharp that ninjas use him to kill people, michael moynihan. and destroyers of career, and bill shut and if hill alert where a three legged race i'd do him, and right next to me, anthony cumia. and the boring old drag half in the ba

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known on craigs list, ken, age 22, ab molder and blusher. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up? >> dee snyder tells paul ryan to stop playing a twisted sister at his rally. and why ryan was using "pea cruel to your school" in the first place. and the feds wanted to use eggs used with acid. as if i didn't need prylosec already? a little jew yish humor there. jewish humor. and can you put a price on being delightfully quirky? >> thank you, andy. go away of the let's welcome our guests her smile is known to melt audiences all over the country. fyi, smiewl smile is the maim of her flame throw better. and he is so sharp that darts play him at sports bars. he is america's future foundation chairman. and in greece he is considered a bucket. he is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if musical genius was a genie lamp i would rub him with both hands until my dream came true. next to me, andrew wk. >> i like that. that was fun. >> i always wondered what a lead man was. >> and it is spelled incorrectly. i never understood

i'm greg gutfeld. tonight on huckabee. ♪ beaming with pride and patriotism america's olympics winners are by the i.r.s.. and olympics mara thon runner is running 26 miles and hoping to wear a gold medal and said good is with him every step of the way. plus. ♪ i heard it through the grapevine. >> word is out he hasn't paid taxes for 10 years. >> majority leader stating hear say as fact on the senate floor. the senators outrageous statements. ladies and gentlemen, governor mike huckabee. [applause] >> thank you. great audience here tonight. thank you so much welcome to huckabee from the fox news studios in new york city. well, what a week it has been. thanks to you. chick-fil-a day was a huge success. [applause] >> i want us to see how it all happened . chick-fil-a founder opened the first restaurant in 1956 basing it around christian values. the business expanded in a chain of more than 1600 restaurants without incidents. chick-fil-a came under fire when the current president and ceo said >> i pray god'

i'm greg gutfeld. i will sit and stair. sit and stare. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> chick fay lay values is not chicago values. >> we believe in freedom of speech and we are very proud of what we stand for and we love chick-fil-a. >> big victory says the traditional forces we will have the very latest. >> come on you coward, say the truth. >> what do you mean coward? >> bill: tonight we wind up our strangest moments in factor history series and barney frank tops the list. >> you start ranting and the only way to respond is almost to look as boorish as you. >> pearl harbor, the day of infamy. >> bill: also ahead, the great american news quiz the world war ii edition, how much do you know about a defining victory for america. >> bill: caution, you where to enter the no spin zone. the fact for begins right now. >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. big victory for traditional forces in america. that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. thousands of folks lined up yesterday to buy chicken at more than 1600 chick-fil-

i'm greg gutfeld, or as i am known in the men's olympic locker room, ben gay. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, it was an obvious joke, but so what? what is coming up on tonight's show? >> why does president obama want you to pay more for your pizza? we report and you decide between sausage and pepperoni. and is mitt romney a straight up murderer? a fair and balanced debate. and finally does not being on facebook mean you are a psycho path? why don't we go down to my basement and talk about it? >> thanks, andy. >> all right then. >> go away. >> no you go away. >> you go away. >> somebody has to get rid of him. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot chocolate drinks her on cold nights. columnist and author ann coulter. it is the untold story and it is available in paperback starting this week. and if caw meed duck genius -- if comedic genius was a vuvuzela. >> he is the co author of america you sexy [bleep] and in florida a fair ride. and if brains were almonds i would eat his nuts at a bar. next to me, john gibson, the host of "the

♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome to "redeye" i'm greg gutfeld. s go to andy levy, what is coming up. >> andy: thanks, greg. eight players are disqualified after trying to lose. and new obama fund-raiser donating to himself. this means at long last the impeachment hearings will finally begin? and are christian having a custody battle over their dog? >> greg: that reminds me. i was captain 'pebbles. >> does he miss me? >> who cares. start the show. >> greg: can i see a picture of him? >> we agreed that would be a bad idea. captain pebbles and i agreed it would be a bad idea. >> greg: i don't believe that. >> andy: you promised you wouldn't tell. >> greg: it came out one night while we were taking our weekly bath. >> i miss those weekly baths. >> start your so. >> greg: i guess you are right and you doing this to hurt me. you know what you did. go away. let's welcome our guests. so hot the bench approaches her. and remy spencer and it's comedian tom. in thailand, it's tuesday. and also bill and i bang him outside a classroom. fox news senior correspo

i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, andrea tantaros, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: for two weeks every other year, america put ace side politics, forget about the climbing gas prices, the job report and focuses the attention on the men and women representing this fine country. the olympics, a breath of fresh air in tough times. a moment to just enjoy good old-fashioned american pride. proud we are, where scott parsons, kayaker who lives in a friend's basement to survive or any of the 17 military men and women representing like wrestler and army sergeant byers. we're proud. how about cancer survivors, swimmer eric shanto and beach volleyball. and swimmer missy franklin who represents a great american city living under a dark cloud right now. she comes from aurora, colorado. we're proud of these and the rest of the 500 plus americans representing red, white, blue. plenty of time for partisanship and spinning but for a few days, let's enjoy the great american heroes. what do you say? >> kimberly: i love this.

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in argentina, sandy duncun. port. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. coming up on the big show, what country's spacecraft landed on mars on sunday night? usa! usa! everybody. usa! plus, what country's judo competetor got expelled after testing positive for marijuana? say it with me, usa! usa. everybody, usa. you people suck. and finally what country has atm's that dispense cup cakes? usa, usa, everybody, usa. greg. >> usa, andy. >> usa, greg. >> see you later. >> sad little man. >> let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a butterfly riding a dolphin over a rainbow made of blood. i am here with jedediah bila. she is such a delight. and scissors refuse to run with him. it is america's future foundation chairman. a chairman of the future. and in maine, he is considered bait. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was pizza dough i would bang him. and he doesn't know a thing about anything. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, irch p -- pinch. >> rabies may

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in argentina, sandy duncun. let's go to andy for our pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. coming up on the big show, what country's spacecraft landed on mars on sunday night? usa! usa! everybody. usa! plus, what country's judo competetor got expelled after testing positive for marijuana? say it with me, usa! usa. everybody, usa. you people suck. and finally what country has atm's that dispense cup cakes? usa, usa, everybody, usa. greg. >> usa, andy. >> usa, greg. >> see you later. >> sad little man. >> let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a butterfly riding a dolphin over a rainbow made of blood. i am here with jedediah bila. she is such a delight. and scissors refuse to run with him. it is america's future foundation chairman. a chairman of the future. and in maine, he is considered bait. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was pizza dough i would bang him. and he doesn't know a thing about anything. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see