you. [ laughter ] >> i'm greg gutfeld along our panel and dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city and slightly balmy. >> greg: one week ago president obama said this about government. >> you have grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government is nothing more than a some sinister entity at the root of all our problems, you should reject all these voices, because what they suggest that our our unique experiment in self rule is a sham which we can't be trusted. >> greg: about those voices, first they said benghazi about and then they say the irs and now the doj. you never know with our media will put up with everything. a.p.'s editor called obama clearly distressing. that is an understatement. what can you expect president obama snooping on the a.p. is like a husband keeping tabs on his wife. why don't you trust me. after all that dirt i dug up, you still don't love me. but it's on a.p. for trusting obama. left's golden rule, all is permissible but i need not tolerated you which is why you can target the tea party. sadly the a.p. knows what that

dana per perino and grey greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is the five. >> kimberly: it's been more than seven months since the 9/11 terror attack in benghazi. now asking for help those tracking down those responsible murdering four americans. the agency released pictures of three men caught on camera at the scene. the action comes amid accusations that the obama administration has been intimidating witnesses from telling congress the truth about what happened. jay carney dodged those claims yesterday and the president said he didn't even know about it. there has been kind of a dismissive attitude from the left when it comes to getting answers about the attack. >> benghazi happened a long time ago. these agencies are part of unfortunate pattern of spreading misinformation and politicizing this issue. >> on benghazi, look, there is enormous amount of misinformation out there. we have to demittology guise this issue and certainly depoliticize it. >> it is irresponsible and unamerican, quite frankly for my republican colleagues in congr

. >> bill: here now bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. >> bill: that had be to the worst thing. >> theoffice, the tv show where everybody thinks they can do a skit in their own work place and somehow by making fun of themselves it's actually funny i like him i think is he naturally funny when he is talking to people in town halls. he doesn't need to do this you have stvment having said that i wouldn't mind having a republican nominee with a sense of humor who is comfortable around people and not so still. >> he needs to get better writers. >> or just don't do it. >> better off othe cuff. >> mcguirk, do you this for a living you working for imus who is trying to be fun. >> very funny. >> times he is afternoon off times. aren't for 7 years. >> yes, he has. >> longest talk radio show in history. he has to be funny. >> he is sexy. so you are an expert. >> this is like an unfunny nbc sitcom which is actually redundant. this is weaker than chris christie's knees, this thing. if you listen, can you hear the sound of john candy spinning in his grave. if i want to watch unfunny fat people i wil

. >>> i'm eric boling, kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino and greg gutfeld.>> eric: are you ready to have your blood pressure hit the roof. remember when eric holder was called to testify in front of american people about snooping on journalists. we got a lot of this. >> i don't know. i don't know what has happened in this matter. i don't know. i don't know. >> i assume he was but i don't know. that i don't know. i don't know why that happened. i don't know. that i'm not sure. we probably have to get back with an answer on that. i don't know whether or not what funds a

. >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and it is raining! >> greg: world need radical islam, radical islam meet world. thanks to the video of the knife attack, they can't do the sugar coating of the muslim threat. for many this is close look of a bona fide class of civilization. sweden used to be a bland cute country and now they have riots. u.k. suburbs used to be a way where old folks wiled away their years. we'll happily ignore you if you enter the 21st century or even the seventh. intrusive west, why are the islamists brutalizing christians in their own country that are eth any kli egyptian and act like egyptians but they go to church but not a mosque. why iran expelled all its jews. it's poor intolerance. muslim supremacistist or the rock stars. the west planted a flag on the moon. they planted a flag in the chest of film maker theo van gogh and killed him. calling them out into the world of pc jew sit sue makes you a bigot while your leaders mince words. are they really terrorists? you got a guy drenched in british blood yelling allah a

there is a verdict this afternoon, it stands to reason that it should be read relatively quickly, greg gutfelde -- >> greg: if the jury comes back deadlocked, what then? >> the judge has the option to send them back and again and again to keep deliberating, depending on how badly deadlocked they are. if they say we're hopelessly out, not going to make this unanimous. the two options they can get a new jury and retry part of the penalty phase or prosecutors can opt to get rid of the death penalty and then agree to life in province. jodi arias says life in prison would be less of a burden on the legal system. >> what will happen if i get a death verlander, it will drag on and on for years, instead of getting this done and over with and sitting it out in prison. >> the jurors worked through lunch yesterday, but there's a very good chance if there's no verdict today they will not start deliberating again until after the holiday, sometime tuesday morning. >> greg: trace gallagher in l.a. thank you. with us now, heather hansen, a great many people think life behind bars in a tiny cell is more severe

zb g.night from washi ♪ ♪ >>> hello, i'm greg gutfeld, bob beckel, eric boling and she sleeps between pop tarts, dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city and i got a cold. >> greg: so in the spirit of the old mickey mouse club, they are recruiting members for its fan club for off the record meeting with eric holder. but the media were in this club. media decided to get everybody on the same page again as it is supposed to be when you are in the media and your guy is in power. this date is doomed. most journalists are passing it up beginning with the "new york times" preferring on the record to off the record b.s.. most reporters realize the white house is transparent as michael moore's colon. what does the democratic party do? they blame the victim. turn off your phone, bob. brad wood house tweets that the media refusing to meet with holder forfeits your right to gripe. brad the refusing to meet off the record not refusing to meet, does that change your opinion? >> goodie! >> goodie! >> greg: i guess not. holder meeting the it is is taking a husband taking his wife out to dinner and ho

. >> hello, i'm dana perino, along with around, bob beckel, eric boling and greg gutfeld. this is the five. >> dana: he has the right remain silent and the woman in charge that targeted conservative groups exercised that right. in a carefully statement. she invoked the fifth amendment while denying doing any wrongdoing. >> i have not done anything wrong. i have not broken any laws. i have not violated any irs rules or regulations. after very careful consideration i have decided to follow my counsel's advice and not testify or answer any of the questions today. >> dana: so as you can imagine, some lawmakers couldn't believe what they were hearing. >> you don't get to tell your side of story and not be subjected to cross-examination. that is not the way it worked. she waived the right of the fifth amendment privilege by issuing an opening statement. she ought to stand here and answer questions. >> irony is inescapable she exercises her rights but won't stay here and answer questions about the constitutional rights of thousands of americans who were denied by their action. >>

. >> dana: i'm dana perino lining with and and, bob beckel and eric boling and greg gutfeld. this is the five. >> dana: we hope you had a wonderful memorial day weekend. it was a solemn weekend for president obama. on sunday he toured the tornado damage in oklahoma. yesterday he laid a wreath of the tomb of unknown and he returned to jersey shore 7 months after super storm sandy. >> i'm thrilled with the progress we've made the last seven months,we had the chance to show the president earlier today. >> last week my advisors asked me, mr. president, do you want to spend next tuesday or in washington or would you rather spend it the injuries si shore. i have to make tough decisions as president but this wasn't one of them. >> dana: presidency must go on despite three scandals with congress in recess. the white house could shift focus away from them. they reportedly advised staffers to spend 10% of their time on the controversies but bob schieffer had this advice. >> president needs to rethink his entire communications poliy top to bottom. it is hurting his credibility and shor

. >> kimberly: i'm kimberly guilfoyle, eric boling andrea tantaros andrea tantaros greg gutfeld. this is "the five"! >> kimberly: so much for benghazi happened a long time ago. jay carney postponed his regular scheduled briefings three hours as he held a discussion with the press corps trying to spin the attack in libya. two days ago we heard explosive testimony from three state department whistleblowers and today jonathan carl obtained 12 different edits to talking points that were the basis for the administration's leading message after four americans were killed by muslim terrorists. what were the edits about? hardly about scrubbing the facts that al-qaeda group was responsible. perhaps it was to protect president obama. carney and the white house have reason to sweat. here is carney's original explanation about edits. >> the white house has made it clear that the single adjustment to those talking points by either of these two institutions was changing the word to conflict because conflict was inaccurate. >> kimberly: here is what he said today. >> the white house as i said m

good night >> kimberly: hello, i'm kimberly guilfoyle, dana perino and greg gutfeld and it's 5:00 in new york city. this is the 5:00. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: one of the most powerful agencies in our government abused power by targeting americans for political believes. americans are demanding answers, both today congress tried to get them by holding the first hearing on the irs scandal. outgoing commissioner steven miller was asked to testify before the house ways and means committee. >> as acting commissioner i want to apologize on behalf of the irs for mistakes we made and poor service we provided. >> do you believe it is illegal for employees of the irs to create lists to targeted individual groups and citizens in this country? >> i don't believe it is. >> you know the terms tea party patriots were being used and you acknowledged they were outrageous. when you were asked about this after you were briefed that was the answer i gave snus how can we conclude you mislead the committee? >> i did not. >> can you assure this committee that none of this information by was shared or given to an

>> greg gutfeld.e united states economy added 165,000 jobs. unemployment rate down to 7.5%. the last two unemployment figures were increased, commodities aren't great. stock marks are on a great run. the obama recovery is in full force. >> is this like a rerun from 2004? >> our intern is sadly leaving us today. he has done an excellent job. thank you fort great work you've done. we appreciate it. everybody, can with he get a round of applause [ applause#f$j ] >> thanks for watching. i'm starting my weekend early. (speak spanish). >> have a great weekend, everybody. >> have a great weekend, buddy. >> "special report" up ♪ >>> welcome to "red eye." it's like the spy who loves me. if by spy you mean hitchhiker and by love you mean stole by cutoffs after i passed out in the back seat. andy, what's coming up tonight, you jerk? >> thanks, white v-neck t-shirt guy barely peeking out from under that sweater. coming up on the big show, did the family of the boston marathon bombing suspects receive over $100,00

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is on assignment. let's go to tom shillue for our pre game report. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up on tonight's show, have you ever run a foul of the southern poverty law center? when you were trying to have a good old time you might be a red neck or the southern poverty law center may have a bug up its ass. and one does a former child star need to do to get attention these days? amanda bynes has a series of questionable selfies, girlfriend. and many will welcome allah and after reading amanda bynes' twitter feed, i do too. i love the amanda show, but she is getting out of hand. >> we will talk about this more as it develops. now our guests. i am here with author, columnist and fox news columnist jedediah bila. things are different now. she has to protect the one thing she can't live without. and a first time guest. he is comedian joe list. he is not a man. nothing more than a maniac. bill schulz, some people call him a terrorist, and he considers himself a teacher. and next to m

. ♪ ♪ >>> hello, i'm greg gutfeld, bob beckel, eric boling and she sleeps between two pop tarts, dananew york city and i got a cold. >> greg: so in the spirit of the old mickey mouse club, they are recruiting members for its fan club for off the record meeting with eric holder. but the media were in this club. media decided to get everybody on the same page again as it is supposed to be when you are in the media and your guy is in power. this date is doomed. most journalists are passing it up beginning with the "new york times" preferring on the

and by the way, is he a young greg gutfeld? uld do a side-by-side. >> greg: he ripped off my i look and frankly i'm a little offended at that. >> your sweaters even complement each other. >> a little too skinny to be a republican. needs to work on the upper body. >> one of the stories that writes themselves. >> i was like this quote can't be for real. somebody saying he is not. >> total cultural revolution stuff. the last holdout. by the way, in his world he he is totally a minority. an oppressed minority. >> why did he want the job? >> that is a great question right there. obviously a freak. who would want that? >> he was head of the cool's in task force which means they have an association for diversity and inclusion and inclusion task force. >> a hater who deserves. >> well, yes. >> i first felt bad for the guy. did you hear the excuse he said so as to stay on as the v.p.? he said my sister was a lesbian. >> no way! >> he was trying to make h his case for why he is qualified to do the job. >> first of all, she is not a lesbia

. >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and it is raining! d radical islam, radical islam meet world. thanks to the video of the knife attack, they can't do the sugar coating of the muslim threat. for many this is close look of a bona fide class of civilization. sweden used to be a bland cute country and now they have riots. u.k. suburbs

. >>> i'm eric boling, kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino and greg gutfeld.00 in new york city and this is "the five"! >> eric: are you ready to have your blood pressure hit the roof. remember when eric holder was called to testify in front of american people about snooping on journalists. we got a lot of this. >> i don't know. i don't know what has happened in this matter. i don't know. i don't know. >> i assume he was but i don't know. that i don't know. i don't know why that happened. i don't know. that i'm not sure. we probably have to get back with an answer on that. i don't know whether or not what funds are being used or whether that letter would apply to that effort. i just don't know. yeah, i don't know. i simply don't know. >> eric: in between some 62 i don't knows, he said this about his role in subpoenaing journalists. remember, he is under oath. >> with regard to the potential prosecution of the press for disclosure of material, that is not something i've ever been involved or heard of or would think would be a wise policy. in fact, my view --. >

>> you said you were greg gutfeld. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> i have decided to follow my counsel's advice and not testify or answer any of the questions today. >> bill: the irs scandal getting bigger. now some executives there think they may be in criminal territory. also, the link between the irs and the white house getting stronger. >> how many times did you go to the white house? >> bill: we'll have a full report on everything that happened today. >> the president said he was outraged last week by the irs scandal. is he outraged then that lois lerner is taking the fifth? >> bill: white house pounded over the irs scandal. we will show you what happened to jay carney. >> i don't think obama had anything to do with it you know, maybe he didn't. sometimes things go wrong. >>

i'm greg gutfeld. she is so hot they use her to light the olympic torch. and he is so funny that everyone forgets to laugh. comedian joe derosa. that was kind of mean. and in canada she a door stop. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and his mustache can brerch 400 pounds while cooking a three-egg spanish omelette. john bolton, former ambassador to the u.n. and he is also the president of "red eye." before we proceed i want to point out this show was recorded last night or the night before. we want to refrain from reporting on the tornadoes. our thoughts and prayers go out to the families affected by the tragedy. on that note, our first story. was his only goof pursuing the truth? the justice department scandal just got scandaly. yes, keep going. the washington post reports that the doj also went after fox news correspondent james rosen obtaining a portfolio of information on his conversation and visits as an investigation into a possible leak. so it wasn't just the ap facing scrutiny. the doj went a step further as an fbi agent claimed rosen broke the la

>> i have to say as someone who follows greg gutfeld on twitter, it is one of my singular delights.hen you are not seeing eye to eye with somebody, just exchanging police centuries from them, do you ever feel a psychotic break in your brain while you are typing or is that just -- >> do you have any examples? >> jesus, too many to name. >> it is not a good thing. i admit, it is not a good thing. you know what it reminds me of? it reminds me of how people's personalities change when they are driving. you can yell at somebody outside a window who you never would yell at before. it is exactly what happens on-line i think. >> exactly. i hate face stalk. >> it is facebook. >> it is face stalk. you stalk your ex's on-line. here is what i figured out. it used to freak me out. all of my friends from university with their white picket houses and the children. the ones with the most picture perfect lives are those that will end up divorced because they are living their life in the virtual world and not real life. >> is this to comfort yourself? >> there are no friend or husband or children. >>

. >> kimberly: i'm kimberly guilfoyle, eric boling andrea tantaros andrea tantaros greg gutfeld.he five"! >> kimberly: so much for benghazi happened a long time ago. jay carney postponed his regular scheduled briefings three hours as he held a discussion with the press corps trying to spin the attack in libya. two days ago we heard explosive testimony from three state department whistleblowers and today jonathan carl obtained 12 different edits to talking points that were the basis for the administration's leading message after f

. >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and it is raining! orld need radical islam, radical islam meet world. thanks to the video of the knife attack, they can't do the sugar coating of the muslim threat. for many this is close look of a bona fide class of civilization. sweden used to be a bland cute country and now they have riots. u.k. suburbs

>> you said you were greg gutfeld. here. hope yours is better. >> the o'reilly factor is on.ight: >> my main concern is fixing a problem. >> the white house drown in sandals. the president facing scrutiny on several fronts. how badly will all these controversies damage mr. obama? we have the best analysis in the business. >> it had a. >> chilling. >> did the irs target big money conservative donors? we will talk with the man who got hammered by the tax people. >> what do you think about the latest that's been going on with the benghazi investigation? >> i haven't really been following that much. >> i haven't been following along too closely, sorry. >> bill: the factor hits the streets to find out just how much americans know about the controversies.

>> greg gutfeld.165,000 jobs. unemployment rate down to 7.5%. the last two unemployment figures were increased, commodities aren't great. stock marks are on a great run. the obama recovery is in full force. >> is this like a rerun from 2004? >> our intern is sadly leaving us today. he has done an excellent job. thank you fort great work you've done. we appreciate it. everybody, can with he get a round of applause [ applause#f$j ] >> thanks for watching. i'm starting my weekend early. (speak spanish). >> have a great weekend, everybody. >> have a great weekend, buddy. >> "special report" up next. >> the dow steam roll noose unchartered territory after a better than expected report on jobs. this is "special report". >> good evening. i'm shannon breen. president obama is in mexico. here at home the administration is basking in the glow of one of the best jobs report in some time. ed henry is traveling with the president tonight. >> as president obama continued to trike to talk up an economic resurgence a

i'm greg gutfeld and see you next time. w. caution. tonight: >> today, usama bin laden is dead. there have been no large scale attacks on the united states. and our homeland is more secure. >> bill: president obama trying to reassert his authority in the wake of the scandals. with a major foreign policy address. >> the decisions that we are making now will define the type of nation and world that we leave to our children. >> bill: we will analyze the president's dilemma. >> by law we swear -- until you leave us alone. >> islam is not a religion of peace. islam is -- we have had enough. >> bill: there l. there be street battles in london between muslims and those who dessurprise them? we have a special report on a very tense situation. >> enough is enough! >> bringing in a muslim guy to take care of you. >> that's right. >> if you were really sincere you wouldn't. >> what? >> if you really cared about the muslim community, you would bring in a substitute muslim host. >> bil: once again, the rumble is on. we'll show you highlights from the stewart show last night. >> keep it pithy

. >> i'm eric along with kim kirchen, bob beckel dana perino and greg gutfeld. its the' 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." we have new developments and all of the big scandals plaguing the obama administration. we will get to the irs and benghazi in a moment. first, attorney general eric holder may have sealed his fate with this one line. >> with regard to the potential prosecution of the press for the disclosure of material that is not something that i have ever been involved in, heard of or would think would be a wise policy. >> you heard it here first, folks. we broke that story wide open last friday when we discussed whether holder per jured himself. now, the house judiciary committee is investigating the matter and the rest of the media is finally catching up. a couple of simple questions remain. what is so dangerous about the truth and what are they hiding? we finally might just get some answers tomorrow and friday. holder is summoned to bureau chiefs from the mainstream media for a meeting. fox got an invite. the white house is feeling the heat. w

please apply, call greg gutfeld. a special programming note.t a great show planned for you this memorial day, sunday. it's going to be great. tune in to find out. set your dvrs now, 5 p.m. eastern. up next on the five, it's commencement time. forget all the boring speeches. the five of us have our own advice for college grads. you'll definitely want to stay tuned for all of that ... next. ♪ have a good night. here you go. you, too. i'm going to dream about that steak. i'm going to dream about that tiramisu. what a night, huh? but, um, can the test drive be over now? head back to the dealership? [ male announcer ] it's practically yours. but we still need your signature. volkswagen sign then drive is back. and it's never been easier to get a passat. that's the power of german engineering. get $0 down, $0 due at signing, $0 deposit, and $0 first month's payment on any new volkswagen. visit vwdealer.com today. ♪ >> who in the name of god was that song? >> cameo. that's cameo. >> it was awful. >> it's graduation time. college students from the clas

i'm greg gutfeld. caution. the factor in 2. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on.> there is only so many people out there that are republicans. admittedly they breathe fast because they are too dumb. >> you know what it is like to go to sleep every night knowing you work for a bunch of psychotic killers you bastards are probably going to end up killing me one day. >> bill: facebook is apologizing for allowing it worldwide. can anybody stop the hatred linked into the irs tea party scandal? we have a factor investigation. >> with regard to the potential prosecution of the press for the disclosure of material, that is not something that i have ever been involved in. >> bill: did attorney general eric holder commit perjury in front of

. >> i'm eric along with kim kirchen, bob beckel dana perino and greg gutfeld.' 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." we have new developments and all of the big scandals plaguing the obama administration. we will get to the irs and benghazi in a moment. first, attorney general eric holder may have sealed his fate with this one line. >> with regard to the potential prosecution of the press for the disclosure of material that is not something that i have ever been involved in, heard of or would think would be a wise policy. >> you heard it here first, folks. we broke that story

i'm dana perina and bob becle and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new new york city. this is "the five." >> we are two days away from a major hearing on capitol hill on the administration's attack on benghazi. names of the three whistle-blowers scheduled to testify have been released. they are state department official eric in nordstrom, gregory hicks. he took a frantic call from stevens when terrorists stormed the consulate. he reported an attack from the get go to folks back at home and not a demonstration. friday we told you about the weekly standard reporting on how the administration changed the talking points in the days after the attack and the sunday shows. it is not just republicans critical of obama's team for that. here is steven lynch on "fox news sunday." >> it was scrubbed. it was inaccurate. you are right. there is no excuse for that. there was false information. >> so maybe i will start with bob today. bob, you said -- you accused us of being obsessed with benghazi, but does it turn out there was more to the story than the liberals thought? >> it is mo

. >> dana: i'm dana perino lining with and and, bob beckel and eric boling and greg gutfeld. we hope you had a wonderful memorial day weekend. it was a solemn weekend for president obama. on sunday he toured the tornado damage in oklahoma. yesterday he laid a wreath of the tomb of unknown and he returned to jersey shore 7 months after super storm sandy. >> i'm thrilled with the progress we've made the last seven months,we had the chance to show the president earlier today. >> last week my advisors asked

dana per perino and grey greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. five. >> kimberly: it's been more than seven months since the 9/11 terror attack in benghazi. now asking for help those tracking down those responsible murdering four americans. the agency released pictures of three men caught on camera at the scene. the action comes amid accusations that the obama administration has been intimidating witnesses from telling congress the truth about what happened. jay carney dodged those claims yesterday and the president said he didn't even know about it. there has been kind of

. >> and his name would be greg gutfeld. >> i am not a big fan of the grateful dead. >> i was when iounger. >> what i have not been able to find, but what i found was drugs es in my life. i never -- >> the night is young. >> i never found anyone who has that situation and likes the grateful dead. the velvet under ground there were the sex miss -- the sex pistols. i never found somebody who was totally sober and i saw it for three and a half hours. really nice musical ideas. >> a person who believes you have to own 80 versions of "fire on the mountain" and each version is different. they need drugs penn, always a pleasure. an all allstar celebrity apprentice. thanks to kennedy, bill schulz, mike baker. ice cream, go and get it. it is for a real charity unlike those other ones. law wie touch stones of this presidency. >> wow. what happened to that? the obama administration is now stonewalling three separate controversies. and it is paying a terrible price. >> how does the president say with a straight face americans who trust their government? >> bill: tonight, we will report on all th

>> you said you were greg gutfeld. here. hope yours is better. >> the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> my main concern is fixing a problem. >> the white house drown in sandals. the president facing scrutiny on several fronts. how badly will all these controversies damage mr. obama? we have the best analysis in the business. >> it had a. >> chilling. >> did the irs target big money conservative donors? we will talk with the man who got hammered by the tax people. >> what do you think about the latest that's been going on with the benghazi investigation? >> i haven't really been following that much. >> i haven't been following along too closely, sorry. >> bill: the factor hits the streets to find out just how much americans know about the controversies. >> i'm bad with current events. >> what have you been doing for the past few months? >> >> bill: caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. a special edition of the factor, sandals, the bombshells rocking washington begins right now. >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. the president of the un