give people background as to how did greg gutfeld become greg gutfeld? i would really like you to talk about how your mom who hopefully is watching this on c-span you will see her in one week. i have learned this from you how much you care about your mom and from what i know about her what amazing mom she was she recognized her uniqueness and talent to help feed those by buying copies of mad magazine. [laughter] >> there was always a writing contest like in first and second grade and she got me into writing to enter the contest i don't even know where they were from but i would do them to right the short stories and she encouraged that. plus she sought i was physically incapable of sports. [laughter] so maybe not about the riots but she did not want to be humiliated by her son who was not coordinated. but she bought the magazine said change my life. when you first get mad magazine decide to be in the '70s it was the first thing that spoke to you as a real person that said we a understand the adult world is weird. mad magazine introduced me to politics, a

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i am greg gutfeld, host of the "red eye" debate.g the story to our sister station in vienna, astray yaw or is it austria in vienna? >> no one knows. >> an app can help control your dreams and make you happier when you wake up. it is dream on and plays a scanned scape before you open your -- sound scape before you open your eyes. for instance hearing nature noises will lead to dreams involving greenery and flowers. and hearing dana's voice will make you dream of your own death. and here is what i see every night in my sleep. >> i actually don't see that when i dream. i see that when i wake up. isn't the beauty of dreams that we can't control it. >> it never stops. it is all of the things the apps can do for us. i have wild dreams. i write people e-mails about all of the dreams i had the night before. >> what is your wildest late dream? >> last week i had a dream about a terrorist attack. and i didn't realize it was a terrorist attack, but then we took shelter with people who were terrorists. it was like i would watch the americans an

i'm tom shillue, in for greg gutfeld. i reference greg, but i am the one -- it was a misplaced modifier. we are broadcasting live from king's landing in the seven kingdoms. a motorist fought the law and the motorist won. chris hill was given a ticket for flashing his headlights to alert another driver of police presence. the judge ruled in his favor saying the act of flashing your headlights was free speech. the judge added, quote, the government cannot enforce the traffic laws to punish drivers for their expressive conduct. drivers can rest at ease, especially this guy. >> that's scary to watch. i kept thinking he was going hit something. andy, you often flash people, but not with your headlights with lots of things. do you theng any flashing could be consider -- do you think any flashing could be considered speech some. >> it wouldn't be illegal to say hey there is a speed trap up there. so if you are using -- if you are flashing your headlights for the purpose of telling them that , it is constitutionally protected. it

welcome greg gutfeld.g that i love about your book you have a list of people that you called free radicals and you even named me as a guy that you really honestly think i'm cool or are you afraid to bump me in a hall? >> it had absolutely nothing to do with getting on your show. >> oh, nothing at all? >> no. the governor is immune to anybody's opinions about himself. he has what's called a code, and he's not only right, it's something that's very important, tes persuasively right, even when i disagree with him with things, he is persuasive with his arguments and this is a big problem i find in all ideologies and specifically with conservativism and libertari libertarianism. i think that's been an issue with our candidates. if you are up against president obama who is cool, but where does that get you? nowhere. he was persuasively aggressive. what we -- you play bass, which is the least cool instrument. >> oh, no. the coolest of all. . you are not ashamed to play the bass. the problem with this book, though

i'm greg gutfeld. please refrain from clapping during the debate or i will shoot your hands-off.council in sweden, they have them there, decided to reduce the number of hours some of the staff works to only six. put that a in perspective. it is one less than seven. a control groupdwill continue working full time, but both groups will receive the same pay. only in obama's sweden. the goal is to see which is more productive. they talked about the experiment. >> [speaking foreign language]. >> what was he doing? >> he took off his medals. >> i think he was going to dive in and he said, na. cell phone in my pocket and wallet filled with money. i am leaving town tomorrow and my passport is in there. >> the second thing they threw in the water was the life preserver and the first was the mic. >> mic is not working. it had a happy ending. she died. no, i'm kidding. could this be a blessing in disguise. the government works less and then has less time to crew things up. to screw things up. >> maybe, but i don't care. it is sweden. i don't care. it is sweden. >> but there is an interestin

i am greg gutfeld host of the "red eye" debate. i want to thank the thompsons for sparing a bedroom and the use of their water pick. warner brothers announced a sequel to "imagine yike --" magic mike" called "magic mike xxl" and will hit theaters july 3rd. channing tatum and matthew mcconaghey will return. but the director who made the nearly perfect first film will not be along for the ride. the glorious, glorious ride. his long-time assistant director gregory jacobs will take over directing duties which has people wondering, mostly the "red eye" staff if this is a bad move for the franchise. the film will open just two days after the next terminator movie which seems to me a mistake. jim, you like me adored this film. a mistake to play with the recipe i think? >> i don't know, greg. i don't think they are competition. 24r is no reason you can't enjoy steak and cheesecake. they are not mutually exclusive. >> you could have beef cake and get a little of both. >> that was the creepest face you ever made. >> it didn't feel right. it

i'm greg gutfeld.ee you tomorrow. >> hi, hello, everyone i'm gg, greg gutfeld, dana perino, bob beckle and eric boling. this is "the five." >> so the i -- eco of mozilla resigned. outrage spreads like spanish moss obscuring national debate. the pleasure one derives from exercising your

i am greg gutfeld, host of tonight's "red eye" debate.he gloss posted an article saying celebrities are wearing a lot of dumb things at coachella and bendies are the worse. vanessa hugens and selena gomez have been wearing the hindi spiritual cymbal. everyone is wearing the bindi. no fashion costumes is complete without a cultural appropriation. that's the word these days. but is the appropriation a tribute or a slap in the jeweled face? for more on coachella let's go to our youth correspondent. >> dude, are you like 40 years old. get a job. andy, you are a lonely lurd -- nerd -- or lurd for short that clung to comic books as your own friends. now super heros, the one you enjoyed, are loved by jocks. can you sympathize with those offended? >> it is not true, greg. the motoheads, dweeds, they all love me. it is from ferris bueller, do none of you get that? i get the cultural appropriation argument. sometimes it makes sense and sometimes it doesn't. usually with music it doesn't. i have a lot of stories i can tell you, but i am not going to

by greg gutfeld. >> enjoy the mug. >> your mug on the mug. i got that, too.llegations of a va cover up involving the deaths was 40 veterans in arizona and where are they serving subway sandwiches behind bulletproof glass. really? my reaction and the quotes of the week coming up next. >> the national day of prayer is going to be here soon and to help kids learn god's role in the founding of our nation. a project i am involved with released a dvd all about the god in the role of history. one nation under god. you can get a free copy. it is free god dvd.com. >> a report in the arizona reprobable alleges that 40 veterans died awaiting medical appointments and that the va health system tried to cover it up with secret records to hide the length of wait times. arizona septemberor jonator mck for: >> never have i seen a cover up of 40 people dying. this is why we need to use government to get to the bottom of this, and if it is thorough hold those accountable. >> absolutely hold them accountable. it is bad enough to send veterans in harm's way where they risk loss o

. >> can you give people a little background as to how did greg gutfeld become greg gutfeld and what i would like you to talk about is how your mother who hopefully will watch this on c-span as she is recovering from some illnesses and you're going to see her during the week. i think people realize that and i've learned this from you on how much you care about your mom and what i know from her is what an amazing mother she was because she recognized your uniqueness and talent and then helped feed those by buying new copies of things like mad magazine. my mom -- there were always writing contests and stuff when you are in first and second grade and she got me entered into writing, had me enter these contests and i don't even know where they were from, but i would do then and i would write these stories and she encouraged that. she saw that i liked to do and i was physically incapable of sports. [laughter] so maybe it was more about she didn't want to be humiliated by her son who was not coordinated. but when i was a kid she bought me magazines that pretty much changed my life. when yo

. >> hello, everyone, i'm greg gutfeld, with bob beckel, and kimberly guilfoyle. this is "the five." >>> so a new film that will run in the national september 11 memorial is tipping off the advisers, uses the words islamic and jihad when referring to terrorists, and "unsophisticated visitors who do not understand the difference between al-qaeda and muslims may come up short." fbi stats show that anti-muslim bashing is rare, it is not like they smear the muslims, they were also victims as well as the rescuers. what would the imam prefer us to say? that 9/11 was caused by men unhappy with tall buildings or that terrorists were really muslims to smear islam? my guess is they want to clear islam. you have to say 9/11 was done by islamic radicals and they're still killing all over tell world. they are fiends and that is as much your problem as theirs. so other religions have done it, too, join the club, we wouldn't bite. anyway, that was your point, wasn't it? >> well, i did not see your monologue today. what did i write right here in my own handwriting? admitting you

. >> well, tonight's red eye debate from huntsville, alabama, i'm greg gutfeld, as a precaution, allin the front row will have to strip down to their underwear just because last night it got a little ugly. time magazine has released the 100 most influential list. and once again they failed to include channing tatum's abs or nipples. and beyonce made the cover, so i guess she made the cutd the nba player, pope francis, hillary clinton, and edward snowden. the magazine missed a lot of key movers and shake ers so to filln the gaps without further ado, here are the 100 most influential in the world. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> he was from "too close for comfort". >> never saw the show. >> well, you didn't miss much but he was fantastic. i think our montage collector didn't understand what the story was. >> also was not 100. >> should we try to do 100 next time? >> i think so. >> lauren, you were on the cover of drunk chick's magazine of most influential drunk chicks. what do you think of this? >> you thought it was twice -- >> go on. what do you think -- i mean, this is the list of the most fascinating peo

i am greg gutfeld host of the "red eye" debate. i will be signing body parts after the debate.e the days of a soft marlon brando. today's leading men must have abs, at least six of them. tinseltown, as they like to call it, mike, but i haven't seen the tinsel, has long been object tau fying women, and now men are going shirtless or workless. is a chiseled physique as important as acting chops 1234* a writer at men's journal said today's actors spend more time at the gym than they do with their directors. i think the acting in "magic mike" was top notch. what is more important, the acting or abbing? >> the abbing is important. it is a 50/50 proposition. full lips and a tight ass needs to be part of the criteria and shiny blue eyes or something? i don't know. that's the way it is. >> i am sitting right here. >> back in the old days john wayne with the pants up around the stomach and they were the tough guys. >> that was their abs. it was called a belt. william holden and sunset boulevard walking around doing the lawn work. we used to have tape of this somewhere. he used to walk a

i am greg gutfeld, host of the "red eye" debate. no flash photography.is catching flak for missing the first two games of the season while being on paternity leave. some thought his absence was as as -- assanine. >> assuming your wife is fine and the baby is fine. 24 hours. you stay there. baby is good. you have a good support system for the mom and the baby. you get your ass back to your team and play baseball. >> frankly i would have -- >> go ahead. >> i would have said c section before the season starts and i need to be at opening day. this is what makes our money and this is how we are going to live our life. this will give my child an opportunity to be successful. i can afford any college i want to send my college to because i am a baseball player. >> the manager defended his decision saying he saw loued to be there. the rules say he can be there and there is nothing wrong with it. he missed two games. it is not like he missed 10. somebody is being very defensive. lou, where do you stand on this? yeah, go and see the lady have a baby, but then head

by greg gutfeld. >> enjoy the mug. >> your mug on the mug. i got that, too.ations of a va cover up involving the deaths was 40 veterans in arizona and where are they serving subway sandwiches behind bulletproof glass. really? my reaction and the quotes of the week coming up next. sfx: car unlock beep. vo: david's heart attack didn't come with a warning. today his doctor has him on a bayer aspirin regimen to help reduce the risk of another one. if you've had a heart attack be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. i'm tto guard tir manhood with train depend shields and guards. the discreet protection that'just for guys. now, it's your turn. get my training tips at guardyourmanhood.com hi, are we still on for tomorrow? tomorrow. quick look at the weather. nice day, beautiful tomorrow. tomorrow is full of promise. we can come back tomorrrow. and we promise to keep it that way. driven to preserve the environment, csx moves a ton of freight nearly 450 miles on one gallon of fuel. what a day. can't wait til tomorrow. those litt cialis tada

i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. locator.e'll keep you posted with updates throughout the evening. i am harris faulkner. now huckabee. >>> does the president's numbers really add up? no amount of money will bring my daughter back. >> dpshgs m. >> i believe this is criminal. the sister of one victim tells her story. plus, are wall street traders rigging the system? ♪

once again i'm greg gutfeld. sorority over allegations that they hazed. allegedly for several pledges in a flraternity to do body shots off of each other. school administrators are investigating which means it's time for us to start investigating. >> this hazing or another case of men willing to do anything that they think will get them laid. >> i think it's foreplay. >> what is with these men complaining? i course they enjoined it. that isn't hazing. >> that's sexist. if men did that to men, we were call it hazing. >> what? men forcing other men to wear songs. i mean, listen, delta delta do it now or i will deck you. these women were just having fun. >> sam, you normally pay for this stuff. $500 bucks an hour. jer german lady. >> korean. >> what do you think of the s e sorority girls giving this away. >> well, they said dog treats not dog food. you have to take this into account. i've seen katherine heigl movies. i went to see that to get laid. >> that is true. and we're nice to their friends. i mean we would ne

by greg gutfeld. >> enjoy the mug. >> your mug on the mug. i got that, too. allegations of a va cover up involving the deaths was 40 veterans in arizona and where are they serving subway sandwiches behind bulletproof glass. really? my reaction and the quotes of the week coming up next. i'm type e. my golden years will not just be gold plated. i had 3 different 401(k)s. e*trade offers rollover options and a retirement planning calculator. now i know "when" i'm going to retire. not "if." was a truly amazing day.ey, without angie's list, i don't know if we could have found all the services we needed for our riley. for over 18 years we've helped people take care of the things that matter most. join today at angieslist.com but there are some places even mr. can doest want to lug a whole bunch of cleaning supplies. that's why he created the magic eraser ext power. just one eraser's versatile enough to clean all kinds of different sfaces and three times more grime per swipe. so insad of fussing with rags and ckets, you can get back to the great outdoors, which can b

greg gutfeld has been doing research all day long and will analyze that next. >>> now we know what'sco bell's beef besides the beef. a few years back, folks from the fast-food giant admitted their seasoned taco meat is only 88% beef. what's her to 12%? on their website, taco bell posted a list of the rest of the ingredients. taco bell tells us they've actually had this list up for a while but it's getting a lot of attention now. the site says some of the items have weird names but don't worry because it's all safe and all good and the feds have approved it. for example, cocoa powder and caramel color help the beef maintain its rich color. meanwhile, this is just a type of natural sugar that helps improve its taste and type of carbon dioxide that is found in plant and helping to bind the oil and water in your taco meat. the company states these are all found in common ingredients you can find in your food and grocery store and time to eat out. greg gutfeld has been doing research since the wee hours today, co-anchor of the five and the redeye on fox news channel. how are you? >> i'm d

>> and finally, how strong is greg gutfeld's new assistant?new foot testimonying of what some call -- footage of what some call the most impressive upper body demo. >> if only. let's welcome our

." >> coming up on "red eye," the scorching conclusion of the war to become greg gutfeld's new assistant. some say it was the most exciting competition captured on film, but did he break the rules by declaring co champion? plus what did the president reveal about carnival games that promise a prize if you can hit just one shot? >> they seem easy. now i will let you in on a secret. the game is rigged. >> and finally are scientists cloning baby goats that can speak english? we caught up with one to find out. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. girls just wanna have fun, but she just wants a free cocktail and a ride home from a gentle stranger. joanne, poor thing. and andy levy. and he is so quiet you would think he was a clown's turd. you can catch his pod cast. moral? >> morell: >> and she is so capitalist she makes a glass ceiling look like paper and when she talks business, she means business. fox business network liz mcdonald. she has a new book called "skirting herasy." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. i don't want you to leave

along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckle, jesse waters who is turning on his phone right now and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> well, dozens of sick veterans died while waiting for health care at the va medical center in arizona. some senators are demanding a congressional investigation. a new report says that feds waited -- vets waited months even years and the va created secret waiting lists. >> they dismissed him like an animal. i believe that if they did further testing, if there was cancer, they could have gave him the care he needed. >> retired dr. foot blue -- blew the wifle. >> in february 2013, they started a secret paper list. when they come into an appointment, they at that point -- tap your information in the computer and print it. >> why would this administrator and those underneath her do this? >> well, we felt it was part of a scheme to try to get herself a bonus by having the waiting times look better than they really were. >> sharon helmman the director of the phoenix va health system is denying involvement. >> i have never directed staff

. >> i'm tv's andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is back tomorrow. greg is spending a few days visiting his delightful mother. if you haven't seen your mother call her. she loves and you misses you. wait until after the show. or wait until morning. you can't call your mother this late. she will panic. what is wrong with you? anyway, let's welcome our guest. i am here with joanne. and look, no, i want to look at neck. it is nick gillespie, editor and chief of "-- reason.com and reason tv. next to me is the daily caller will ron. >> o block. the -- a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> i'm so pumped i'm driving fast tomorrow. april fool's. >> being a cheerleader just get weirder? the nfl teamed up with a new app that will allow fans to get new perks at the stadium including an in seat visitor from a cheerleader. instead of distantly viewing at the beauties you can force them to walk up to peanut heaven to give them a hug by using your phone. and you didn't have to get her number first, nick. and of course there will be rules of conduct when a ch

i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckle, eric boling, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> now, when it comes to deadlines, the obama administration has written the book on delaying them from obamacare to the most recent bunt push being the keystone pipeline decision past the 2014 mid terms. democratic donor tom sire donated to democrats with anti keystone positions. debbie wasserman still doesn't see any problem with the delays. >> i want to make sure the right decision is arrived at and the president makes that decision carefully and does not factor politics into his decision. >> meanwhile, jay carney had the gall to claim congressional republicans are to blame for the delay. >> the president has always insisted in wanting the process conducted on the merits. keeping in with past practices with both parties. we've seen actions to insert politics into this. for example, to actually serve the delay the normal process that the state department runs. >> poor thing. they just don't see it. and jay carney is wearing glasses

. >> since we have the resident expert, greg gutfeld, you want to give us a headline or two?i talk to the pope daily. give advice here or there. there's one thing, make the self-ie, he should announce that selfies are a tool of sateen. they are a celebration of nars six. >> the catholic church in my view was a higher arc kal. ths given me a whole different view of cath lix because of this guy, because of this guy. >> are you going to convert? >> no. >> one more thing is up next. ♪ >>> time now for one more thing, greg. do you have anything? >> yes, i have this. i hate these people! >> on a bookstore, i did 31 stores in ten days. this is a thing they put around your dolphin. a stupid dolphin. on this thing, you can conserve water by using your towel more than once and that will reduce the use of detergent. the fact is if you feel really strong about this hotel why don't you pass the savings on to us? i use twice as many towels. the things i do with some of the towels are disgusting. i hate these people. and dolphins. >> i'm with you on that and all the paper this they use to p

. >>> hello, emp i'm andrea tantaros, eric boling, bob beckle, greg gutfeld. this is "the five." >> on tuesday, brandeis university revoked its invitation to ali. brand caved to pressure to muslim groups. students on the campus of brandeis are lashing out. here are some of the students very disappointed in the university's decision. >> care is an organization that doesn't seem to enjoy hearing competing philosophies and perspectives. and academia, is meant to serve as the hub of end lyingment. to go ahead and reskinned its invitation to ali. we have students respect the first amendments. >> you why do you think other universities haven't seized on the opportunity to invite her or honor her? i would. >> i think that's a very good point. the thing i want to know is outraged as this student and should be, the idea i'm still baffled what brandeis did. a school with long history of studies in judism. if anyone has been oppressed by jews and radical islamists. she said the model of brandeis is truth even on to its inner most parts, if that's your motto, what she's d

. ♪ >>> hello, i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckle, eric boling and greg gutfeldit's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> earlier today, the house ways and means committee took the unprecedented step to referring lois learner to the justice department for criminal probation. holder is likely to dismiss it. she could face up to 11 years if convicted on the commission lying -- on lying to the commission. >> the committee thinks things indicate that laws may have been broken. we've referred this this to eric holder. if we don't stand up for people's constitutional rights on behalf of the american people, who else will? >> but did she act alone? >> i am not convinced that she is the sole leader involved in this. i don't think she came up with this scheme all by herself. i think there were others involved, including lawyers i used to work at, chief counsel's office. these letters show there's chief counsel's engagement. i would get the testimony and see where it leads. >> unfairly targeting groups and misleading investigators and illegally releasing taxpaye

. >>> hello, everyone, i'm eric boling, along with bob beckle, dana perino, and greg gutfeld, and andrea tantaros. it is "the five." >> the reverend al sharp ton dropped a bomb shell in new york today. admitting to do an fbi informant. >> i did what anybody who do other who is respected. rats are people that are with other rats. i was not and am not a rat because i wasn't with theeu8e[ . i'm a cat. and i chase rats. i was never told i was an informant with a number. so in my -- in my own mind, i was not an informant. i was cooperating with investigation. >> the smoking gun website outd the minister yesterday as an fbi informant. among the various crimes, murder, benarrow these wise guys ended up in the slammer because of this guy and the $64,000 question why did al sharpton because the community activist become the informant. if you believe the reverend, he did it for the community and the kids? >> i did what was right. i did what was always raised and the value of a praying mother would do and i did what i tell kids every day all over this country that they should do, and that is deal w

i'm greg gutfeld along with andrea tantaros, dana perino, bob beckle, and eric boling. this is "the five." yeah, it's tax day or for 70 million households, tuesday. because for them, they pay no federal income tax so they are left wondering why everyone is at the post office sweating through their shirts. i don't blame them. i envy them. a tax for them is like a coupen from head and shoulders if you are bald. not that i don't love taxes. without them, how would people like harry reid thrive? useless hux ters. see my theory of government is really simple. it's all about the street. government should keep things off the street, thugs, the insane, invading army's and keep things on the street, like cement and lamp posts. everything else, we can handle. which is why i'm bummed that 110 days of smi salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useful poop. so today the irs chuckles, and they can laugh. it's you who have to worry, the cost of kick -- ticking them off is jail time. that's april 15th for you. it's not about filing. but force. it's you

as long as there's no height requirement, greg gutfeld -- my favorite birthday party, we had it in thekyard and we played pin the tail on the donkey. >> wasn't that your birthday party last year? >> that's how i became a republican. >> my birthday was right after the civil war. i don't even know if we had it at that point. you are talking about the gymnasium. i used to go to the teen club. that was a big deal. a lot of people brought some booze in and some other stuff -- >> kids are getting these experiences, then they have nothing to look forward to. we had a clown or a magician or a roller skating party. we worked up to the night club. what are they going to be at 17, 18, 21? >> it's actually a lot cheaper -- eric, am i right from the thing i sent you last week? it's a lot cheaper to go to a dance party like this than to a baseball game. >> it's insane to go to like a major looeg -- league baseball it's several hundred dollars. >> all right. coming up, it's going to be quite a high holiday on easter sunday in colorado, where pot smokers will be turning out to light it up. should ♪ >>

>> hi, hello, everyone i'm gg, greg gutfeld, dana perino, bob beckle and eric boling. this is "the five." >> so the i -- eco of mozilla resigned. outrage spreads like spanish moss obscuring national debate. the pleasure one derives from exercising your right. if it were actually possible, sadly these days it's not about getting hitched but staying hitched due to a culture that champion champions -- the rise ofco sers receive culture is just bullying disdiesed as butter flies. and where's obama, didn't he hold the same beliefs as ike? he should have called him. it's odd to see rage against ike but none for obama. i guess zhont is fine as long it's politically expedient. it's not fair to expect everyone to agree at once. we're talking about the biggest biological change since indoor soccer. so forgive those nice people who are sincerely grappling with this issue. leds me to my final point, what happens when you finally get what you want? you act gracious. you don't gloat. be happy. not just gay. >> i tried to look down. please don't call on me. >> that doesn't work with

>>> hello, everybody i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckle, greg gutfeld, and eric boling. it's new york city and this is "the five" after more than two decades, "the new york times" is reporting that the changes are so thorough that they could mask the true effects of obamacare on insurance coverage. you might remember back in 2009, the white house shifted control of the census to the west wing. >> census bureau thing is a very bad thing. for the white house to step in and first time that the president of the united states, chief of staff is going to have direct oversight and supervision of the census raises questions. >> those concerns were dismissed repeatedly by the administration. >> the president understands the benefit of an accurate and independent census count and i think the american people can be assured that's what they will get. >> you won't politicsized the census. >> absolutely not. we want the census that reflects as accurately as possible the true population of this country. >> were conservatives wrong to be paranoid? >> census, more like noncensus.

i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckle, eric boling, dana perino, and greg gutfeld.:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >>> now, when it comes to deadlines, the obama administration has written the book on delaying them from obamacare to the most recent bunt push being the keystone pipeline decision past the 2014 mid terms. democratic donor tom sire donated to democrats with anti

. >>> hello, i'm eric bolling, along with dana perino, bob beckle, and greg gutfeld, and andrea tantaros, and this is "the five "the five." are you ready for your blood to boil? we the taxpayer handed $178 million in bonuses to these thugs last year. that's outrageous enough. couldn't get any worse, right? wrong. a whopping 2.8 million of those dollars were handed over to irs employees cited for offenses like drug use, making violent threats, fraudulent unemployment benefits claims and misusing government credit cards and failing to pay their own taxes and it's not just a few bad apples. there are 2,800 employees who were disciplined in the very same year they received, quote, performance bonuses. you sent this around, didn't you? >> of course. my evening plans is i send everybody emails. one of things i love about this is the idea remember that book everything i needed to know i learned in kindergarten. back in school, if somebody throw a spit ball, the teacher said nobody is getting recess until the thrower raises their hand and you had to sit there and wait. i can understand a bonus s

cuban who called these comments abhorrent does not appear this word slippery slope was banned by greg gutfeld and he used it. >> what donald said was wrong it was abhorrent. there's no place for racism in the nba, any business i'm associated with and i don't want to be associated with people who have that position. but at the same time that's a decision i make, and it's -- i think you've got to be very, very careful when you start making blanket statements about what people say and think as opposed to to what they do. it's a very, very slippery slope. >> on facebook and twitter, a lot of people have felt this way. they weighed in. he was in the privacy of his own home. some people say that he was set up. what about the first amendment? is this a slippery slope for words in the privacy of your own home? >> you know who said this best was kareem abdul-jabbar. it seems we have more to fear from tmz than the nsa. i think what mark is talking about what happens if you would secretly tape nba players when they are talking about gays entering the sport? what would you hear then or what they were tal

i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. >>> this is a fox news alert.ust wrapped up a news conference at the white house where he addressed the crisis in ukraine and also took another victory lap on obamacare and engaged in one of his favorite pastimes, bashing republicans. >> i find it strange that the republican position on this law is still stuck in the same place that it has always been. they said nobody would sign up. they were wrong about that. they said it would be unaffordable for the country. they were wrong about that. they were wrong to keep trying to repeal a law that is working when they have no alternative answer for millions of americans with preexisting conditions who would be denied coverage again. or every woman who would

i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. general crazy. >>> hello, everyone. g with bob beckle, dana perino, and greg gut feled this is the "the five." >>> well the tense stand-off between a nevada ran cher and the feds is over for now. the government is vowing to take the fight back to court. thankfully it was resolved over the weekend with no violence. now, bundy says the land his an ses ter settles on belongs to nevada. here's some of his family members after the feds backed

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