i am greg gutfeld. i love you america.by bai baier, next. >>> we are going to make america so great again. maybe greater than ever before. >> the political establishment has been taking a thrashing. >> that is not what democracy is about. that is what oligarchy is about! >> and the voters are taking over. >> you need to make me speak or i will shut it down. get out of my face. >> what i learned about hillary, she's very corrupt and she lies a lot. and that's it. we're done. >> this hour, we'll look at how people are speaking out. i'm gay. and i support trump. >> i don't want to have a beer with the president. i want

>> i am greg gutfeld once again straight from the local penitentiary. here's what's coming up, victory for donald trump. the establishment couldn't get over the hump. the tomatoes in my garden plump. hillary wins bernie sin spins. the grapple national security in one corner right to privacy in another. i am in the middle eating a delicious taco. let's get started, america. i have a hot yoga class with my good friend eric estrada. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. he handles polls like a seasoned stripper. chris dar well pox news politics editor. he gets another snishgs than a fat kid on halloween comedian nick depalo. he can strangle you with a strand of angle hair pasta and beat your friend to death with an egg noodle. former cia operative. and her hobbyist gin it's joanna notch notch notch ski /* /- no ch >> here we are. a quick wrap on yesterday's south carolina republican primary. donald trump won by 10 points marco rubio edged ted cruz for second. jeb bush he bailed. finally. here's my take. you know that kid in school whose parents through extrava

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you next week. >>> i'm greg gutfeld. even shorter, here's what's coming up. democratic nominee, one who thinks corporate america is evil and one who thinks corporate america is really evil. what's it going to be new hampshire? your state. and donald in iowa. marco is shadowing new hampshire and r and kasich looking strong, if you believe the polls. the polls are stupid and i hate them. not the polish. and a premiere of a sneak peak of a new show you'll only see on this show -- "political shark tank." do this, america. quickly. i just ate at chipotle. >>> let's welcome tonight's guests. brainier than a zombie's breakfast, jillian turner, former national security council member in the bush administration and a contributor, using him to revive cardiac patients. gavin mcginnis, host of a gavin mcginnis show. very ugly face and so funny all of his gas is laughing gas. actor/writer and comedian kyle grooms, and a broofcaiefcase, a national review reporter katherine tims. sad girl, but first -- thursday's clinton/sanders debate

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you next week. next. we'll see you at noon eastern tomorrow. >> and three days away from the new hampshire primary. and the gloves are coming off before the first primary. good evening, everyone. i am julie banderas and you are watching the fox report. we are watchingment 2015 race evolve in before ouries. there are fewer candidates now. and seven republican presidential candidates will debate one final time before the tuesday primary. here is the line up it does not include carly fiorina. we should report that former governor gillmore was left out as well. they have a lot running on the granite states and candidates like chris christie and john kasich and jeb bush spent a substantial amount of time there. there was loiter moments on the trail as well. all is fun to watch. politicians having fun. ed henry follows the democratic race. and they are looking at the final hours before the primary. and we start with campaign carl cameron in man ester the site of the night's gop debate. does that cloning around

i am greg gutfeld. i love you, america, in a good way.>>> we are going to make america so great again. maybe greater than ever before. >> the political establishment has been taking a thrashing. >> that is not what democracy is about. that is whatt atal gar i can is about. >> and the voters are taking over. >> you need to let me speak or i will shut it down. get out of my face. >> what i learned about hillary, she is corrupt and lied a lot. that is it. i'm done. >> this hour, we'll look at how people are speaking out. >> i'm gay and i support

>> i am greg gutfeld. joined once again by a live studio audience straight from the tacoma youth center for violent offenders. here's what's coming up. the debate full of hate. who did great? who stealed the -- sealed their. >> we won't pay for the wall so trump will make it more tall and tells the man down south you hush your potty mouth. >> robots on the rise every human dies. pleads don't take my prize. let's get started the casserole in the oven is savory tomato cobbler. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. his resume is thicker than chris matthew's skull. i am here tonight with town hall.com columnist attorney and army vet kurt slick tore. my favorite kennedy. cool han loose is kennedy hosted kennedy fox network. >> her name would be a terrible wheel of fortune puzzle jedidiah bela fox news con trib dut tore. her favorite tool is a screw driver because she is a drunk joanne no, sir chsuchinsky. she hadz a cat. national review reporter katherine timpf. thursday's the debate got dirtier than the charlie s

the greg gutfeld show is next.tfeld once again straight from the local penitentiary. here's what's coming up, victory for donald trump. the establishment couldn't get over the hump. the tomatoes in my garden plump. hillary wins bernie sin spins. the grapple national security in one corner right to privacy in another. i am in the middle eating a delicious taco. let's get started, america. i have a hot yoga class with my good friend eric estrada. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. he

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you next week. >>> i'm greg gutfeld.ere's what's coming up. democratic nominee, one who thinks corporate america is evil and one who thinks corporate america is really evil. what's it going to be new hampshire? your state. and donald in iowa. marco is shadowing new hampshire and r and kasich looking strong, if you believe the polls. the polls are stupid and i hate them. not the polish. and a premiere of a sneak peak of a new show you'll only see on this show -- "political shark tank." do this, america. quickly. i just ate at chipotle.

and i'm greg gutfeld, and thank you for watching. >>> it was rocky even before they could get on the stage. >> former senator marco rubio. >> and then the battle was on. >> the think that i would walk away ten minutes before the caucus and say, forget about you guys. who would do something like this the? >> donald trump showed up. >> and he is a tough guy, and a lot of times, you will have, and it does not work well -- and let me talk. quiet. >> and attacking marco rubio. >> he may have the skills to be the president of the united states, but we have tried the old way with barack obama and we didn't get a leader, but somebody who wants to divide the country up. >> you have not been involved in a consequential decision to be held accountable. when you talk about the sanctions act that you just listed as the influential, you weren't there for the vote. that is not leadership, but it is truancy. >> and when i am president, we will be the greatest single nation in the world, and not the nation that barack obama has left us. >> and it does not solve all problems for all people. >> and now

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you next week. next.e'll see you at noon eastern tomorrow. >> and three days away from the new hampshire primary. and the gloves are coming off before the first primary. good evening, everyone. i am julie banderas and you are watching the fox report. we are watchingment 2015 race evolve in before ouries. there are fewer candidates now. and seven republican presidential candidates will debate one final time before the tuesday primary. here is the line up it does

i'm greg gutfeld. and i love you, america, in a good way.ce political battle to replace him. >>> i plan to fulfill my constitutional responsibilities to nominate a successor in due time. >> and gop candidates respond to scalia's death as they duke it out in the bare knuckle fight for south carolina. >> we're not going to give up the u.s. supreme court for a generation by allowing barack obama to make one more liberal appointee. >> i really wish the president would think about not nominating somebody. >> after marco rubio's damaging debate performance last week -- >> this notion that barack obama doesn't know what he's doing is just not true. >> there it is.

i bet you've been waiting all day for a greg gutfeld agree. in in order to participate, you have to be 18. what if she told that you she was 18? >> this is the thing about peer pressure. these are friends and family who know one another. and they do shame each other into pigging sides. they don't always check i.d. as thoroughly as they should. they don't always lock the doors exactly at 7:00. particularly if it's their next door neighbor trying to get in. and some, there could be 1500 in a caucus, but it could be as small as half a dozen. imagine arguing politics with somebody, but at the end you have to vote. and make it official and then send it to the rest of the state. so don't underestimate on either side the ability to arm twist and extort political support from the people who might live right across the street from you about. >> so the moral is at anytime you could be tricked by someone lying to you and it's not your fault. >> this is politics. >> so help out the tv viewers watching fox and megyn tonight. so when can you expect results?

lou: joining me, a co-anchor of the "greg gutfeld show.rs was asked to define wall street and it turns out they were all nouns. >> i was too busy tweeting the lifestyle i want when i describe wall treat. >> did you notice? >> meek and totally sympathize. i didn't see any problem with it whatsoever. that was a dumb mistake some intern made on the campaign trail. >> it's the least thing we should be worried about with bernie sanders. it's the smallest thing. it's the inconsequential. and i using my word right? lou: yes, i think you are using word very good. would even like bad boys says this latest study. who knew. before i go to joanne, andrew levy? >> look, i think my look are generally described -- a whole spectrum of looks for who i am to unglam' to untrending. lou: cam flawng, there are great fires that burn beneath. >> it's easier to be a psychopath when you don't look like one. >> i won't hurt andy's feelings at all. what's nice to know is my urges are primal. tall, dark and handsome probably means he's probably more fertile or will p

. >>> hello, everyone, i'm eric bolling, with greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle and this is "the fivenews alert. new hampshire has been decided and we're seeing the fallout already. just moments ago, chris christie announced he has suspended his campaign and earlier today, carly fiorina also dropping out of the race. this come after donald trump and bernie sanders dealt huge blows to the opponents last night, winning the respected primaries by a land slide. we warm to talk about the recent dropouts. mud is thoughts? >> he is like

>>> hello, everyone, i'm eric bolling, with greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle and this is "the five." this is a fox news alert. new hampshire has been decided and we're seeing the fallout already. just moments ago, chris christie announced he has suspended his campaign and earlier today, carly fiorina also dropping out of the race. this come after donald trump and bernie sanders dealt huge blows to the opponents last night, winning the respected primaries by a land slide. we warm to talk about the recent dropouts. mud is thoughts? >> he is like the guy who walks into a bar and cold cocks some dude. he is out and he goes to jail. the good news for christie is he lost big but he also lost being bid. in his bid for the presidency, he decided to lose all that weight which is healthier for him and his family should be happy because he will live a longer, healthier life. he may not be the president but he'll be skinny. >> your thoughts on christie doing the attack. what was he going for? do you think the new hampshire people would responsibility more positively? maybe. i thought he would

>>> i'm greg gutfeld. even shorter, here's what's coming up. democratic nominee, one who thinks corporate america is evil and one who thinks corporate america is really evil. what's it going to be new hampshire? your state. and donald in iowa. marco is shadowing new hampshire and r and kasich looking strong, if you believe the polls. the polls are stupid and i hate them. not the polish. and a premiere of a sneak peak of a new show you'll only see on this show -- "political shark tank." do this, america. quickly. i just ate at chipotle. >>> let's welcome tonight's guests. brainier than a zombie's breakfast, jillian turner, former national security council member in the bush administration and a contributor, using him to revive cardiac patients. gavin mcginnis, host of a gavin mcginnis show. very ugly face and so funny all of his gas is laughing gas. actor/writer and comedian kyle grooms, and a broofcaiefcase, a national review reporter katherine tims. sad girl, but first -- thursday's clinton/sanders debate a progressive orgy heavy on condemnati

. >>> i'm greg gutfeld. even shorter, here's what's coming up.who thinks corporate america is evil and one who thinks corporate america is really evil. what's it going to be new hampshire? your state. and donald in iowa. marco is shadowing new hampshire and r and kasich looking strong, if you believe the polls. the polls are stupid and i hate them. not the polish. and a premiere of a sneak peak of a new show you'll only see on this show -- "political shark tank." do this, america. quickly. i just ate at chipotle.

this outrageous we always turn to the co-host of "red eye" andy levy and correspondent for the greg gutfeldw, joanne nosuchinsky. i thought that was despicable, horrible and deserty, dirty, dirty politics. what do you think? >> oh, definitely, but excellent performances by those child actors! >> yes. >> seriously. the names and words they had to say. and memorize? i'm sure they were probably fed lines but they did a great job. i thought it was very entertaining. >> and do you think that there should be a state or federal agency called by the trump campaign to talk about the abuse of children? >> well, i think i agree with you on this, lou, as you always know. how dare he attack the front-runner? >> exactly. >> i just think -- i learned from this whole, when national review put out her issue. a lot of people were mad. >> the medieval. >> and now ted cruz is doing i p. i think it's a shame. we should be looking at jail time. >> that doll likes like a hybrid between ted cruz and donald trump. if you were a child you would confuse that dod for either candidate. >> the last thing you want is con

it was greg gutfeld who was the star of my lunch with the cia director. >> why? use i was telling the director about greg's fascination with biological weapons. >> congratulations! >> and director brennan said yeah, that worries him too. and then he told me the 60-minute interview that aired last week, the one piece of tape that got cut from the interview was his expression of grave concern about, you're going to love this, biological weapons. >> i'm telling you. it's a thing. eric? >> i wanted to make sure you watch fox, stay here. bret's show is next. at 7:00 people, greta has a special on the record aboard the uss yorktown. donald trump will be her special guest. a definite must-see tv. don't change the channel. i'll be hosting o'reilly after that. one of the architects of the stimulus program under president obama will deconstruct bernie sanders and a little of hillary clinton's economic proposals going forward. really hard hitting interview. stick around for that. >> up next, greg's law enforcement news. there you go. good work. this is interesting. police we

politics aside, she opened herself to mockery and greg gutfeld came right out. >> who pushed the video exactly. hillary let the dogs out. >> she totally did. >> all right. don't go anywhere. more to come on "the five" when we come back. you both have a perfect driving record. until one of you clips a food truck. then your rates go through the roof. perfect. for drivers with accident forgiveness, liberty mutual won't raise your rates due to your first accident. liberty mutual insurance. >>> president obama a couple minutes ago wrapped up a press conference from, where was it? rancho mirage, california, where he is speaking in front of the association of southeast asian nations. questions were answer asked they were primarily focused on the supreme court nomination process going forward. he did say he would nominate. did he call the republicans obstructionist and there was a question of whether or not he would nominate a moderate. he was not sure. >> listen to the nomination. as would you with any nomination the president would put forth and let's see what happens. >> was at the one bein

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michael, i heard a rumor the oscars are being canceled because people are flocking to watch the greg gutfeldw which is on at 10:00 at the at the same time. >> i wish that would happen. wishful thinking. but there is hope. there is hope, greg, the ratings are down each year last year with the row -- lowest since 2009 so it is great alternative programing. >> thank you. >> good marketing. >> michael, you look very, very handsome. tell us, what are you wearing and most looking forward? >> obviously he is wearing white. >> first of all, two things. after seeing bowling on new year's eve i had to up my game. second, the way to ask that question, who are you wearing? >> i cannot see below your jacket. >> here we go i am wearing hugo boss. >> i like the white. >> i wasn't sure but it is a classic hollywood look. >> fitting. fitting for the night. >> i am an old timer i am rooting for sylvester stallone to win best supporting actor because it is a great come back. >> me, too. >> but michael everyone will talk about best actor and best actress, any insight or tips? >> i have to tell you everyone is s

[applause] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] >> greg gutfelds next on booktv. he says his book holiday pow to be right "is designed to help consecutive conservatives deliver fact-based persuasive arguments. [applause] [cheers and applause] >> good evening. i am john. i have the honor of being the executive director of the reagan presidential foundation. [applause] >> thanks for coming this evening in honor of our men and women who defend our freedom in the world, please stand and join me in the pledge of allegiance. i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. >> woo! >> please be seated. >> okay. greg, if i could have your attention -- greg -- this may come as a surprise to you, but before you arrived here this evening, we conducted a three-question survey of all those that came here tonight. most of the people. the first question we asked, as they came through the door, is whether or not they wanted to hear a long

. >> last question, greg gutfeld. >> you know what i'm hearing a lot on the ground? >> let me get ready, hold on. >> as you know, i refuse to go to manchester until they change the name. i want to ask you, has a candidate said, have they ever said it's not going well, carl? not going well at all. >> no, and to overcome your concern about the massagenny, the nickname for manchester is the queen city. be careful with that, don't take it to the next level. there is a certain sort of recognition of gender politics here in manchester, notwithstanding, and yes -- >> or matter of fact. privately, candidates do acknowledge when they're not doing well, and in some cases, because they know i'm a local yokal, they ask what you're supposed to do, the answer is work harder. you can't flip-flop on your rhetoric in new hampshire, you can't pander too much, they'll see through that. we've seen a little bit of that in this campaign, from a lot of them. >> we're going to -- in that vein, we're going do wrap it up. are women obligated to vote for hillary clinton just because she's a wo

i am greg gutfeld. i love you, america, in a good way. e." ♪ >>> we are going to make america so great again. maybe greater than ever before. >> the political establishment has been taking a thrashing. >> that is not what democracy is about. that is whatt atal gar i can is about. >> and the voters are taking over. >> you need to let me speak or i will shut it down. get out of my face. >> what i learned about hillary, she is corrupt and lied a lot. that is it. i'm done. >> this hour, we'll look at how people are speaking out. >> i'm gay and i support trump. >> i don't want to have a beer with the president. i want him to go to work, fix our country. >> and are moving this election down paths no one ever expected. >> we have socialism for the rich. we want socialism for everybody. >> white folks got to give up something. you have to actually sacrifice yourself. >> announcing to the world that the presidential race is theirs to design. >> i'm behind donald trump 100% and now donald trump is behind me. >> fox news reporting, "voter revolt." a

and i'm greg gutfeld, and thank you for watching. >>> it was rocky even before they could get on the stage. >> former senator marco rubio. >> and then the battle was on. >> the think that i would walk away ten minutes before the caucus and say, forget about you guys. who would do something like this the? >> donald trump showed up. >> and he is a tough guy, and a lot of times, you will have, and it does not work well -- and let me talk. quiet. >> and attacking marco rubio. >> he may have the skills to be the president of the united states, but we have tried the old way with barack obama and we didn't get a leader, but somebody who wants to divide the country up. >> you have not been involved in a consequential decision to be held accountable. when you talk about the sanctions act that you just listed as the influential, you weren't there for the vote. that is not leadership, but it is truancy. >> and when i am president, we will be the greatest single nation in the world, and not the nation that barack obama has left us. >> and it does not solve all problems for all people. >> and now

and i'm greg gutfeld, and thank you for watching. >>> it was rocky even before they could get on the stage. >> former senator marco rubio. >> and then the battle was on. >> the think that i would walk away ten minutes before the caucus and say, forget about you guys. who would do something like this the? >> donald trump showed up. >> and he is a tough guy, and a lot of times, you will have, and it does not work well -- and let me talk. quiet. >> and attacking marco rubio. >> he may have the skills to be the president of the united states, but we have tried the old way with barack obama and we didn't get a leader, but somebody who wants to divide the country up. >> you have not been involved in a consequential decision to be held accountable. when you talk about the sanctions act that you just listed as the influential, you weren't there for the vote. that is not leadership, but it is truancy. >> and when i am president, we will be the greatest single nation in the world, and not the nation that barack obama has left us. >> and it does not solve all problems for all people. >> and now

greg gutfeld. [cheers and applause] >> always with a dana perino joke, huh? when you can't think of anything, bring up the dumb dog. lovely dog. lovely dog. not a real dog and we know it. die have to tell you the whole background of the dog, writ came from, who it really is? you know it's brian kimey, right? it is. he has to shave every day before he does "fox and friends." hairy little man. >> before we get into the book your take on what happened in paris. >> well, if you watched my show on sunday night, you realized it wasn't on last night. it was pre-empted, and i spent the weekend basically in a ball of fury, as i always am, actually, nothing was any different. and the attack made it worse. i had written some monologue for my show, and the show was pre-empted, and i taped it anyway, but no one has seen it because it wasn't aired, except i think it was on judge janine, but it's -- i don't know if anybody saw it but i thought i would just read you my monologue. [applause] >> it's a 70-page high cue. and i'm could doing it in -- all right. actually, it's fa

i'm greg gutfeld. and i love you, america, in a good way. tice antonin scalia and the fierce political battle to replace him. >>> i plan to fulfill my constitutional responsibilities to nominate a successor in due time. >> and gop candidates respond to scalia's death as they duke it out in the bare knuckle fight for south carolina. >> we're not going to give up the u.s. supreme court for a generation by allowing barack obama to make one more liberal appointee. >> i really wish the president would think about not nominating somebody. >> after marco rubio's damaging debate performance last week -- >> this notion that barack obama doesn't know what he's doing is just not true. >> there it is. >> he knows exactly -- >> there it is, the memorize ed 25-second speech. >> he can get his campaign back on track? >> if our next president is even half the president ronald reagan was, america is going to be greater than it's ever been. >> senator marco rubio on his strategy to regain momentum. then -- >> one of us ran against barack obama. i was not that

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kennedy, jedidiah, katherine, bill o'reilly i am greg gutfeld. i love you america. >> all right, hello, everyone, i am here with juan and eric and melissa and this is "the five," at 5 o'clock in new york city. >> welcome to our special "sunday live," of "the five," two days before the most crucial election day yet, super tuesday. will that be the day hillary clinton looks up the democratic race? more on that in a moment. first, to the gone showdown, donald trump is about to hold a rally in alabama and ted cruz will hold one shortly in oklahoma. we are keeping a close eye on that. marco rubio will hold an event in virginia and he and cruz have declared all out war on the frontrunner in an 111th hour attempt to derail the presidential bid. >> i believe a first-rate con artist is on the verge of taking over the party of lincoln and abe brand. he will not make america great but broke like the four companies. >> 65% of republican primary voters do not think donald trump is the right candidate to go though head with hillary clinton, he agrees with her

. >> i'm pretty sure greg gutfeld said happy, good luck.he child does not care that you have a morning show. >> this is true. she does sleep through the night, though. >> there you go. >> i'm lucky with that one. thanks you guys. i watch "the five" every night and i'm sure i'll be going to bed really late. i'll take a nap during the day. >> why not? >> i've got to watch all my prime-time shows on fox. >> if you would like to tweet out shout out for ainsley, #ainsleysfirstday. seems appropriate. 26 minutes before the top of the hour. >> we are just one day away from super tuesday. >> at stake, 13 states, one territory. we'll make their presidential picks tomorrow. as doesn't trump looks to expand his lead in the raise. so what can we expect? most of these polls are old. >> some of them are. jonathan is up this morning in atlanta with a preview of what happens tomorrow. jonathan? >> very good morning to you. congratulations ainsley. it is a contentious race in the gop field and that is expected to drive heavier than usual voter turnout tomorr

greg has never been sledding. whoever wins at the bottom, that's our prediction who have will win the election. randomly handing them out. juan thinks he will win. you know that bolling is an athlete. here's gutfeldake the victory in new hampshire, baby. >> i got cruz! >> and it was random. >> rubio. >> all right. ted cruz, you are mine. on your mark -- i'm not cheating. >> why are you doing that? cruz goes first? >> yes. >> hey! >> who do you have? >> on your mark, get set, go! cruz is going to win! [ laughter ] >> i would hate to think there are people standing and watching when i just got here. >> trump wins. congratulations. donald trump, you heard it here first. cruz came in second. unbelievable. >> i beat greg. >> kasich, ohio. ? no, i beat you. i was here. >> that's it for us. >> i would like to say that this whole exercise is racist. look at the snow. white. >> oh, my god. i didn't know you said that. >> i forgot i said it too. >> remember, i had been. >> no kidding. >> that was fun. and it was about as scientific as anything else around here. >> the producers handed them to me. i didn't know. >> no one knew. >> did you see greg? >> greg and i couldn't move. >> i got the hang of it in the

this outrageous we always turn to the co-host of "red eye" andy levy and correspondent for the greg gutfeld show, joanne nosuchinsky. i thought that was despicable, horrible and deserty, dirty,