. >> reporter: to his morning routine of gtl.tanning, laundry. >> and everybody laughed and i said, that's gym, tan, laundry, gtl, one day it's going to be big. gym, tan laundry, everything is put together, you feel great, you look great, awesome night. >> reporter: now is the abdominal showman flarning those for ellen degeneres hawking a book and workout tv hawked by fans every time the situation presents itself. >> thanks, guys. >> reporter: he's even tangoing his way across the floor on "dancing with the stars." >> they predicted me not getting past the first round. >> reporter: thank goodness for hasselhoff. >> i'm already in the fourth round right now. i wanted to take that challenge to show people that this kid is intelligent, owns his own company, you know and has branded himself. >> reporter: that branding has meant marshaling the forces of situation nation and monetizing his moment in the spotlight. ♪ trying hard now >> reporter: that's just the beginning. there is a protein enriched vodka, jewelry and clothing lines. ev

. >> gtl, that's all you need. >> what's that again? >> gtl. >> what's that again?and fist pump. >> jimmy: gym, tan, laundry. >> you know what nasa means? >> jimmy: what what? >> nasa? >> is that spaceships? >> jimmy: exactly right. >> yep. >> jimmy: now, snooki -- you were, as we all heard about, you were arrested for -- i've never heard of anyone being arrested for, the charge was, annoying people on the beach. >> what are you going to do? somebody's got to do it. >> jimmy: is that really -- have you ever heard of anyone getting arrested for that? >> i mean, i think it was a little too overboard. obviously. i started drinking at 10:00 and it's ka lated to being wasted at 12:00 and -- but i had a good time doing it and i didn't hurt anybody, so -- >> jimmy: what were you drinking? >> i was drinking soco, vodka, long islands, beer -- >> jimmy: this is between 10:00 a.m. and noon? >> yeah. i started drinking at work, i was funneling and then i went to the bar after. >> jimmy: and you weigh, like, 43 pounds, and this is going to hit you like a ton of bricks, right? >>

gtl." do you know what that means? stay away from the tanning. >> you watch one episode and you've seen the whole thing because it's the same thing week after week after week. >> fighting and drinking and falling down. >> and vomiting usually. anyway, our shot tonight is a photograph welcome look at this. this was published in a british newspaper "the mail" sunday. tiger woods chipping a shot during the ryder cup and the ball headed straight for the camera lens. the guyton right side of the photo wearing a ginger colored wig and a phony mustache and smoking a cigar is dubbed "the cigar guy. "the paper found out here's a 30-year-old investment banker from london and loves gorl and his get-up was a tribute to a spanish golfer. >> and this dude lives at home with his parents. but has been receiving marriage proposals. >> based on that photograph? >>

. >> this is a show that's generated phrases like "gtl." do you know that what that means? term for -- i won't go into it. >> okay, don't. gym, tan, laundry. >> i don't know what that means. >> neither do i. i stay away from the tanning. >> you watch one episode and you've seen the whole thing because it's the same thing week after week after week. >> fighting and drinking and falling down? >> right and vomiting. >> this was published in a british newspaper "the mail" on sunday. it was all over the internet. tiger woods chipping a shot during the ryder cup. the ball headed straight for the camera lens. the guy on the right side of the photo wearing a phony mustache and smoking a cigar has been dubbed the "the cigar guy." he's a 30-year-old investment banker from london who loves golf and his get-up was a tribute to a spanish golfer who smoked cigars on the links. that's the real person. >> and this dude lives at home with his parents. but has been receiving marriage proposals. >> based on that photograph? >> yes. i'm wondering what it is that attracts these women. >> a lot

gtl, gun racks, trucks and loving your cousins." [ laughter ] we got time for one more.ronouncing that correctly? you say that you're looking to "hire the roots to serenade my wife and i on our honeymoon." [ audience aws ] [ applause ] is your wife here? hey, there's your wife ght there. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. i'll tell you what. we can't send the roots on you honeymoon with you, but we can have them serena you right now if you guys want to have a slow dance right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] stand up. roots, at do you think? >> tariq: all rit. one, two, three. ♪ ♪ on the ngs of love up and above the clouds the only way to fly is on the ngs of love ♪ ♪ on the wings of love only the two of us together flying high flying high ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank everyone in our audience for posting. congratulations, you guys. stick around. we'll be back with helen mirren, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ waves crashing ] [ waves crashing ] ♪ call me ishmael! [ man ] moby dick. [ voice command ] "searching for my dick." ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] at

gtl. pro, this will be the first time president obama has appeared on country music television.is will be the first time a black man h a appeared on country music television. [ scattered applause ] it's going to be groundbreaking. >> steve: break some ground. >> jimmy: pro, the program will air commercial free. con, we don't get to see obama's new proactive ad. everyone gets acne, you guys. pro, obama is a big fan of "jackass." con, jackass is biden's secret service code name. [ laughter ] it shouldn't be that. >> steve: that'rude. >> jimmy: he should change that. and finally, pro, the president might get candid about how he tried drugs when he was younger. con, his nickname back then was barack o-bonga. [ light laughter ] that's all the "pros andons," everybody. we'll be right back with "ultimate mustache fighter." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ host: could switching to geico really save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance? do woodchucks chuck wood? (high-pitched laughter) man: hey you dang woodchuc, quit chucking my wood! vo: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen p

gtl, baby, gym, tanning, laundry, you hate me all you want to. say somebody like -- looks like rambo. [ buzzer ] pretty much with this shirt off -- >> jimmy: that's it. you lost. the buzzer sounded. buzzer sounded. good try. how did he do higgins? >> pretty good 12 seconds. that's a record so far. >> jimmy: and you were nice to him, too. you let him slide a little bit. you're not a hard judge. yeah, yeah. >> it's hard. it's hard. i'm like paula. >> jimmy: 12 seconds, that's pretty good. very convincing. for a second, i thought it was the situation. lhlh all right. here we go. are you ready, snooki? why don't you go over to your mark. [ laughter ] scsc all right. snooki, here we go. you are going to read actual quotes. from snooki. [ laughter ] and you can act like her, as well. i think you're doing it right now. [ laughter and applause ] you have to beat -- what's the time she has to beat? >> steve: 12 seconds. >> jimmy: all right, here you go. 12 seconds, snook, ready, set, go. >> let me start off by saying i'm not a guido, i'm a guidette. i'm n

. >> the father, the man who invented gtl, the original moat his protege. >> born and raised.azy. a chimp goes wild in kansas city, jumping on a police car and breaking the windshield after escaping from its handler. this morning we are meeting the police sergeant who was inside that car helped to get that chimp under control. we'll have that story coming up. first, let's go back inside to erica hill at the news desk. good morning erica. >> good morning. good morning to everyone at home. president obama this morning is campaign to think west coast hoping to boost the chances of struggling democratic candidates if president will cover five states in four days. he ends this run on saturday in minnesota. cbs news chief white house correspondent chip reid is traveling with the president and joins us this morning from seattle. >> good morning. for the president, this swing through the west is about minimizing losses in the final sprint to the finish began last night in portland oregon. the president told 8,000 supporters they can help make history again. >> just like you did in 200

. >> my rules are gtl, gym, tan, laundry. >> do you know my rules? be over 4'0" and they have to know the alphabet and also, oh, they can't be a grenade. >> you want to talk grenade. do you know who is not a grenade? katy perry. katy perry is hot, hot, hot. she's too hot for elmo. >> elmo? didn't i date him? >> hi, elmo. >> hi, miss katy. >> are you ready to play dress up? elmo! ♪ you want to play ♪ so i wore dress-up clothes ♪ then you ran away ♪ left me here in this pose ♪ how am i supposed to play with you ♪ ♪ cause you're hot and your cold ♪ >> party people, if you're having a good time, let me hear you! [ cheers ] >> we have another special guest, your favorite california girl. ladies and gentlemen, give it up for katy perry! [ applause ] ♪ you're hot then you're cold ♪ you're in then you're out ♪ you're up then you're down >>> whoa, katy perry, man. i thought jersey girls were hot. you california girls are okay, too. >> i thought you were christina aguilera. >> elmo:that tickles! >> i know a real jersey boy. check it out. >> jenna, lester, this