here now, gutfeld and mcguirk.et's start with you because gutfeld gave us a second story tonight. did the senator overdo it? >> completely. i think he came off -- the united states senator came off sounding like some shill bed wetting chicken little at a time we need some sober level headed assessment. sending guys off to die. you can't sound like a panicked teenage girl and lead the country into war. especially if you did it once before and you were proven wrong a thousand dead soldiers later, it's a disgrace. >> okay. but as i talked to senator mccain about that there is two bodies of opinion. let me defend lindsey graham for a minute. to get people's attention. to get their attention. on monday we have a watters world. sent watters up to boston to talk to what they would do. most americans don't know what isis is. even after all of this. >> i have to disagree with bernie. on three points. one, graham spoke of intentions, not of their means. they want to do exactly what he said. is he speaking to that by the way,

here now gutfeld, mcguirk.mehow you worked selena gomez the young singer into your isis analysis. explain. >> it was a code. i'ed her to call me. by mentioning her she would take notice. it didn't happen though she only has eyes for justin. she has more test tos perone than our president. he may be bombing there which is great he is bombing here with the people because he only gets excited over internal conflicts. saw more anger towards republicans during the nato press conference than when he was talking about isis. the external threat he can't get jazzed up about. but internal threats he likes because from his educational background he has been taught that america internally is flawed that's why he gets excited over it. >> why, mcguirk, do you think he is not more passionate as rivera, who is obama supporter at least somewhat, pointed out, why doesn't he get more upset about these animals? >> i think it's inexplicable. it would be easy thing to project confidence, profess outrage, you know, instead he seems u

gutfeld?so believe the moon landing is real. [ laughter ] >> obviously -- >> -- i knew you would ruin it somehow. >> obviously those are all actors. this was done on a sound stage. [ laughter ] >> i find it absolutely offensive. actually, he is an amazing sleet and -- athlete tell you why he is popular. never got in trouble. kept his lifestyle private. never out. stayed with one with team and conservative in that he only hits to the right field. >> there you go. >> what did you think, mcguirk you? are a little bit more sports-minded. >> in full disclosure i went to high school 10 blocks from yankee stadium but i'm a bitter mets fan. you guys got to take it down a notch just a little bit >> you know, i hope he changes his mind and plays for the red sox next year. >> enough >> jeter is a good guy. >> he is a good guy. >> that was a great, great moment. >> i said it was great. now, i went on the screen, happiest places in the usa to live. not near gutfeld. >> utah? minnesota, north dakota, colora

i'm greg gutfeld. i will see you next time, i hope. who knows? really i don't know anything.lly, generally. >> she said she was 21. hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling and she's fluent in bright line, dana perino and bob beckel. this is "the five." >>> for the first time in history we have two presidents. there's this man. >> they failed because like people around the world americans are repulsed by their barberism. >> and then there's this man. >> despite the cynics america's on the move. it's making progress. despite all the opposition, they are working two jobs who didn't have them before. >> again, this gentleman. >> their

i'm greg gutfeld. next time i hope with an onion in my mouth. >>> hello, i'm eric bolling, along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel and greg gutfeld and dana perino. this is "the five." isis threatens to behead more westerners, slaughter more nonchristians and raise its flag above the white house president obama is proud to announce he's just knocked another item off his bucket list. the president toured the rocks at stonehenge after the nato summit wrapped up in wales. he did address isis and it's not clear what his plan is to destroy the terror network. >> we have to act as part of the

i am greg gutfeld, the host of the "red eye" debate. at the conclusion, i will pick one lucky fan to receive one free stalagmite. the final for this year's introduction have been announced. and it is stiffer than a can of play-doh. two winners will be listed from the 12 awesome toys which includes pots and pans. what is going on? american girl dolls. the game operation and switch blade snake. pots and fans, it is there because they say it inspires kids to use their imagination. i feel like it is code for just making noise. they like it because it makes noise. >> definitely. it is the thing you give a kid a really expensive toy. and they are playing with the box. >> i never heard that before. does that really happen? >> it must. i don't have kids. >> is the box a metaphor? >> yeah. wait, what? >> >> i don't know what he is saying. >> very democratic. >> it is sexist, greg. are the pots and pans for little girls? >> one is a helmet. >> it is a cooking implement. you have to have a toy that was designed to be played with by children like o

i want a greg gutfeld shoutout. happy birthday, gregory. and then a slow clap. >> the only show trying to do isis seriously and sherrod -- all right. >> you know what we have to do. we have to go in and smoke them. i don't care if it is syria or new jersey. >> romney was right. that's what i would love for him to say. >> romney was right. >> about what, tipping? >> you are right though. he ties. how i brought it over i will never know. >> you earn it. >> that's what it is called. >> i hope he listens to dana perino because anything she says is right. or really anyone else. anyone that has been talking to him and he has friends and has a coalition to help him. >> i hear he is eating a crow dinner. >> in our community that is a dela -- delicacy. we barbecue it. >> i would like to say i am so excited he said he would stop the defense cuts. i am excited he says we will be an independent and reinforce our borders. >> whatever he says we should think the opposite should happen. sear you, the red line and nothing happened. >> all right. we have ki

autographed copy g gutfeld.y the word poverty died.w]dbn(5ç >>> we fought poverty and it beat our ass. a new report from the heritage foundation de tails how effective the war on poverty has been. since 1964, my day of birth, your birth -- shut up, greg. the year lbj declared war on it the government spent $22 trillion fighting poverty. that's more than triple the amount the u.s. spent on all of the wars and 10 times bill o'reilly's salary. but they have note limb gnatted the root causes and poverty level is stagnant while children born in single parent homes has drastically rose. they measure poverty as income without taking benefits into account. they recommend lower government spending and removing anti-marriage penalties. i am against that last part. was this ever a winnable war? >> anytime you declare a war on drugs or obesity or incompetence, the opposite happens. it is a good point. the problem whether it is snap or public housing is a lot of employers can fill out the rest the income with the programs t

i am greg gutfeld. have a lovely weekend.illary pete this one. -- we will repeat this one. i think we will. it was a good show. i see you nodding. >>> over the past several weeks, we have seen all too much of the nfl doing wrong. that starts with me. i said this before back on august 28th and i say it again now. i got it wrong in the handling of the ray rice matter. and i'm sorry for that. >> this is a fox news alert. nfl commissioner roger goodell moments ago addressing the scandal in america's most popular sport. as you just heard, goodell took responsibility for his errors in the pa

it looks like it is called "not cool" gutfeld. >> it "not cool" gutfeld or" not cool gutfeld" order it. >> joanne was telling us she doesn't talk a lot on business shows. they still ask her back. they ask her back to do business shows. all right. i'm sorry. i wonder why. they were the two greatest sitcoms of the 1990s. but we are not here to talk about mr. belvidere or wings. with the 20th anniversary of "friends" they say chandler bing and company was more influential than" seinfield" we will debate this in -- >> "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center. >> live from central perk, the hangout in "seinfield." yaba, yaba, yaba. did you see how i worked that in? they say both shows had similar runs, characters and formats, but "friends" is tops because of the universal appeal and lasting legacy. he writes "friends" ushered in more successful sitcoms like it and without" friends" there won't be "how i met your mother" or" new girl." >> it wasn't yada, yada, yada. >> i got it all wrong on purpose. no won -- no wonder they have you on the business channel. you are learning. th

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that will be $200 and thank you. >> sounds like greg gutfeld. >> that is a great gutfeld. keith, i think it is obvious that i don't care about this app. i am just trying to get somebody to attack obamacare. >> this is nothing new. the doctor i go to, the doctors. they are just out of med school. they are younger. so they disappear. >> when you get your haircut at the local college of haircuttry. >> who told you that? >> the thing i read about this, who was excited about it these parents in the middle of the night can contact the doctor. what about the hypochondriacs? they all have web md that makes you more paranoid. >> this is is a great alternative. you can actually speak to a doctor. haven't we had a moment where we said i wish i had a doctor in the family so i can ask questions to to see if this is something serious. >> you need to marry someone jewish, honey. >> i know and i don't like -- >> that a is a guarantee of of having a doctor in the family. >> i seek outside help. my sister is a physical therapist, but when it is in the family she is asking about it and then

i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you next time. >>> i'm kimberly gillfoyle. and this is "the five." has the terror of isis just reached our shores? that is a question being kd around the country as a 54-year-old woman was brutally beheaded earlier today. listen to the unbelievable 911 tape from the scene. >> shut the doors. >>> 911, where's your emergency? >> we have someone attacking someone in the building,

in the basement of my uncle's duplex i am greg gutfeld.l guests get a free back rub from my uncle as long as i perform a number of chores in the garden. you love getting your photo taken. but would you still love it if cops are taking the shot and your friends could see it? >> it depends what i am doing and if i am in pajamas or if i am looking great. if it is a knit out on the town -- if it is a night out on the town. i think the cameras are necessary now. the only way to get justice is to have the video. just like any new law someone will be the guinea pig and that's when restrictions are going to come into place. >> tom, if you get arrested would you be assumed your tape would be released to tmz? >> i have a friend that was arrested and they need cameras in case of a suicide watch. this friend needed to have a bowel of movement and to this day he does president know who watched him have a bowel movement because there is no partition. there is not even toilet seat. do you lose any sense of of privacy when you are in public anyway. >> you

i am greg gutfeld. have a lovely weekend.we hillary pete this one. -- we will repeat network. fox. >> are we any closer to knowing what the obama administration strategy for dealing with iowa sis is? does the administration have a strategy or a clue? can the u.s. stopped suspected american born terrorist from reentering the country. and the democrats are fuelling up the war on women talk. i will ask women what they want. and rock and roll legend sam moore with a tribute to the late george jones. that and more tonight "huckabee." j'kfh ♪ hello,

i am greg gutfeld.ays your ticket stub is good for a free hub cap or a back rub at gary's garage. he has a lot of extra hub caps and he likes to help people. so a writer at gawker.com a website for and by sad people has ranked the top 55 sandwiches. the notables are the tuna melt. peanut butter and jelly which is amazing, let's face it. especially when it is toasted and a little butter. blt is 8 which is my personal favorite. rounding out the three lobster roll which is not really a sandwich. it is lobster on bread. it is like a sea wrap. grilled cheese which is great. it is easy to make. tomato soup and something called an italian hogie. not on the list, my own invention. it is two drifters with a hunk of cheese. it is something i used to do. >> you are totally crazy. i am crazy about sandwiches. >> here is what i think. you get the terrorists back where you want to be and you get the pulled pork sandwich. pulled pork is number 13 on the list. not terribly popular in the middle east. the way the israel

i am greg gutfeld, the host of the "red eye" debate. your ticket stub is good for a lube or oil change. when i went there all they had was lube. anyway, -- >> i hope it was strawberry. >> stop it! writer jay brian louder pleaded to ditch the sweat suit when traveling and wear something more respectable. in defense of his nice duds he says you get more space in your luggage and get better treatment from staff and feel better about yourself. the confidently dressed individual stands in a a higher class amid slobs and slumps you i think he is right. when i go to the airport i see people dressed for a long distance slumber party. they are in their sweats. >> it is what the airlines put you through. it is like getting prepared to are a small military battle. you are not allowed to talk just yet. but i think there is something to be said for not showing up in your nightgown and flops. i get it. even though i would like to be standing in an ocean with my moo-moo. >> i would like to be in your moo-moo. >> they are talking about how there used t

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bill, gutfeld hit it out of the bark when he described why we in utah are so happy.e beyond his years. and you should listen to him. milan, illinois, o'reilly, tell gutfeld to get rid of those glasses because he looks like a raccoon peering through a coke bottle. kathy, newark, california. will i get a free copy of "killing patton" when i renew my premium membership next month? i don't know how long billoreilly.com will keep this promotion. if you renew now and we'll credit you an extra month beca like the book. marie, maryland, already finished "killing patton" and already enjoyed. no wonder it is number one. best opening sales of all my books. kathy, springfield, oregon. bill, you are keeping me up nights. can't put patton down. finally tonight, "the factor" tip of the day, how to deal with dumb people. last week we asked you to vote in a billoreilly.com poll, do you think an anti-terror mercenary force paid for by coalition nations is a good idea? yes or no? 70% said yes, 30% said no. about 20,000 of you voted. now, that's off my plan posted on billoreilly.com abo

. >> and finally, how popular is the new "red eye" segment, teen corner with greg gutfeld? a look at what happened when we took the segment on the road. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >>

. >> and finally, how popular is the new "red eye" segment, teen corner with greg gutfeld?ght. >>

. >> i'm joanne nosuchuinsky filling in for greg gutfeld. now let's welcome our guests.she's more colorful than joseph's dream coat. i'm here with dagan mcdowell. and she's brighter than a highlighter and fits just as well in your purse, it's dana perino, former white house press secretary, one of the thousands of co-hosts on "the five." it's our favorite furry comedian, joe davito. and he's our favorite radio host, sitting right next to me, watch those hands, it's jim norton, the host of "the jim norton show." >> a block, the lead. that's the first story. >> was it bigotry or just business? the owner of the atlanta hawks is selling the team after a racially charged e-mail was made public by him. he informed the nba about an e-mail he sent two years ago about how they could bring in more white fans. he speculated that the team's black fans scared away the whites and that there were "not enough affluent black fans to build a significant season ticket base." he added -- >> he noted that he wanted some white cheerleaders and music familiar to 40-year-old white guys and thou

and finally have police figured out that greg gutfeld does not actually sell candy out of the back of his van. we will see what took them so long to catch on and what he claims to do next. none of these stories on the "red eye" tonight. >> now let's welcome our guest. well, she is easier on the eyes than her liver. i am here tonight with joanne nosuchunsky. and he will be off tomorrow for rosh huh -- rosh-hashanna. he is jewish. and the spokesman for four, yes, four, u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. and his idea of romance is not getting robbed by the hooker. sitting next to me, comedian jim norton, the host of the jim norton show, a fantastic show. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> was his salute moot? this question and more in part infinity for our gram knee award-winning -- grammy award-winning segment -- on tuesday our alleged lady hating kenyan-born president slash interloper stepped off of marine 1 in new york and delivered a salute to two marines while holding a coffee cup. watch and weep, watch and weepers. let's see it again in slow motion. i don't even want to do

>>> hello, i'm eric bolling, along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel and greg gutfeld and dana perino. this is "the five." isis threatens to behead more westerners, slaughter more nonchristians and raise its flag above the white house president obama is proud to announce he's just knocked another item off his bucket list. the president toured the rocks at stonehenge after the nato summit wrapped up in wales. he did address isis and it's not clear what his plan is to destroy the terror network. >> we have to act as part of the international community to degrade and destroy isis. to have the kind of coalition that will be required for the sustained effort we need to push isil back. the goal has to be to dismantle them. we are going to have to find effective partners on the ground to push back against isil. >> is it to destroy isis or push it back, mr. president? you also said you want to manage the jihadists. good luck with that. even henry kissinger thinks you need to come up with a better strategy quick. >> i think when they kill an american, when they cut the throat of an american on

and finally have police figured out that greg gutfeld does not actually sell candy out of the back of will see what took them so long to catch on and what he claims to do next. none of these stories on the "red eye" tonight. >> now let's welcome our guest. well, she is

> plus, what is the president recommend you say to a friend who won't watch teen corner with greg gutfeldy say no, nobody yell at them but say why not? [ applause ] >> and finally, should we explain to bikers that wheelies are stupid and painful or should we just let them keep doing it for our own amusement? >> and now, let's welcome in our guests. she

and what do they say about a team who won't watch greg gutfeld with you? >> say no and then say, welshing welshing -- well, why not? >> and finally should we explain to bikers that wheelies are painful and stupid, or keep doing them for our own amusement? none of they stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guest. she gives me more lip than michael law general

and what do they say about a team who won't watch greg gutfeld with you?ay no and then say, welshing welshing -- well, why not? >> and finally should we explain to bikers that wheelies are painful and stupid, or keep doing them for our own amusement? none of they stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guest. she gives me more lip than michael law general inct

. >> i'm tom shillue siting in greg gutfeld's seat. i feel like goldilocks

and finally, teen corner with greg gutfeld continues to explode uh is cro america. across america.ng lady who waited in line for days to get a glimpse of llgg. >> how long were you in the

. >>> hello, i'm eric bolling, along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel and greg gutfeld and dana perinosis threatens to behead more westerners, slaughter more nonchristians and raise its flag above the white house president obama is proud to announce he's just knocked another item off his bucket list. the president toured the rocks at stonehenge after the nato summit wrapped up in wales. he did address isis and it's not clear what his plan is to destroy the terror network. >> we have to act as part of the

. >> and finally, have police figured out that greg gutfeld doesn't actually sell candy out of the back we'll examine what took them so long to catch on and what he plans to do next. these stories on "red eye"

and finally have police figured out that greg gutfeld does not actually sell candy out of the back of. we will see what took them so long to catch on and what he claims to do next. none of these stories on the "red eye" tonight. >> now let's welcome our guest. well, she is easier on the eyes

." >> coming up on "red eye," for the first time ever a peek in greg gutfeld's famous basement. why so many enter, but few return. and why is the vice president considering this box of cet 10s as these running mate for a 2016 presidential run? >> they are way more popular than anybody else. >> if i get to pick whose side i am on, i know. >> and toilet brush nunchuck. it is a six-hour uninterrupted debate, next m none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome

. >> and finally, have police figured out that greg gutfeld doesn't actually sell candy out of the back of his van? we'll examine what took them so long to catch on and what he plans to do next. these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guest. she's easier on the eye than her liver. i'm here tonight with joanne. be off tomorrow for -- he's so hot his name spokesman for four u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. and his idea of romance is not getting robbed by the hooker. sitting right next to me comedian jim norton. fantastic show by the way. >> you're welcome. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> okay. was his salute moot? this question and more in part infinity of our grammy award winning segment. on tuesday our alleged lady hating kenyan-born president/interloper stepped off of marine one in new york and delivered a salute to two marines while holding a coffee cup. watch and weep, watch and weepers. let's see it again in slow motion. i don't even want to do the show anymore. and the president's gaffe tastic new york trip continued with a speech at the clinton global

i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling and she's fluent in bright line, dana perinoob beckel. this is "the five." >>> for the first time in history we have two presidents. there's this man. >> they failed because like people around the world americans are repulsed by their barberism. >> and then there's this man. >> despite the cynics america's on the move. it's making progress. despite all the opposition, they are working two jobs who didn't have them before. >> again, this

. >> greg gutfeld disenchanted with america's response to the terror threat. we will continue our reporting and bring geraldo into the mix. >> that woman looks way out of her depth over there. >> i think that when the anchor of a loading cable news show uses, quite frankly sexist, personally offensive language, i have an obligation and i think it's important to step up and say that's not okay. >> the state department saying that my criticism of their spokeswoman is sexist. oh yeah? we'll take a look at it. >> what's going on with isis

i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling and she's fluent in bright line, dana perino and bob beckel. this is "the five." >>> for the first time in history we have two presidents. there's this man. >> they failed because like people around the world americans are repulsed by their barberism. >> and then there's this man. >> despite the cynics america's on the move. it's making progress. despite all the opposition, they are working two jobs who didn't have them before. >> again, this gentleman. >> their horrific acts only unite us as a country and stiffen our resolve to take the fight against these terrorists. >> and then this charmer. >> the belief that together we can build up our middle class and hand down something better to our kids. that's what built america, and america's best days are still ahead. >> it's weird. are we sure this is the same guy? i mean, this guy -- >> and those who make the mistake of harming americans will learn that we will not forget and that our reach is long and that justice will be served. >> can't be this guy. >> they should know we will

>> all of that, plus our #oneluckyguy, host of "red eye," co-host of "the five," greg gutfeld. "outnumbered" at the top of the jon: there are going to be fireworks, you know that. >> fireworks! jon: all right. ainsley and harris, thank you very much. arthel: 10 people are dead after a tour bus wreck in south america. it happened in bolivia, where the bus ran off the road and crashed. eight of the dead are foreign tourists. about two dozen others are injured, also mostly tourists. police say it appears the bus was speeding as it returned to the capital city la paz from high in the and december mountains. it does any victims were american. jon: the fbi is on the case of those nude photos stolen from several hollywood celebrities. among those stars, oscar winner jennifer lawrence. the photos apparently were hacked from their private iphone cloud accounts and posted online for all the world to see. william la jeunesse has latest on the investigation. he is in our west coast newsroom. william? >> reporter: well, jon, just as criminals crack a safe by using a series of different comb

. >> greg gutfeld disenchanted with america's response to the terror threat. we will continue our reporting and bring geraldo into the mix. >> that woman looks way out of her depth over there. >> i think that when the anchor of a loading cable news show uses, quite frankly sexist, personally offensive language, i have an obligation and i think it's important to step up and say that's not okay. >> the state department saying that my criticism of their spokeswoman is sexist. oh yeah? we'll take a look at it. >> what's going on with isis