right down the middle, gutfeld. >> lisa, what do you say?nal going to the beach day, but then the beaches would be crowded so that would be unfortunate. so maybe pull like a chris christie move and shut down all the beaches and go with my family. >> you're not that much of a jackass. you are a nice person. >> thanks, meghan. >> meghan, a national holiday. >> i want a day everybody can drink beer all day. a budweiser day. like a day off work americans can just enjoy americans being an american, and not just the 4th of july. like the monday after july 4th. there is no official beer drinking american holiday. >> let's celebrate july 4th more than just one day. a week. >> oktoberfest, we want an american oktoberfest.or >> that's exactly right. america fest. >> i don't know anything specific, but the other day a friend of mine, rick bowman down in texas, he told me they were having a holiday. i think louisiana has the most t holidays, but he said, no, texas. i don't know. >> my holiday, i would have a holiday called national workday and you show

greg gutfeld? >> tomorrow night, marc stein is on. shannon bream.howing up at the great story about what happened to them. i'm also going to be appearing at something called freedom fest, in the paris resort in las vegas. i'm going to be there with john stossel. it's a large libertarian event. go to freedomfest.com. i'll be speaking july 19th. keynote speaker is william shatner. >> key that he's free in las vegas. >> recording star beyonce posted a picture of her 1-month-old baby twins on instagram. man, the internet went crazy, within hours of posting. already got millions and millions of likes. beyonce gave birth to the babies early in june. early friday morning introduced to the world. she's married to rapper and entertainment mogul jay-z. is that supposed to be a madonna-like pose? >> i couldn't figure it out. >> i don't go on instagram. >> congratulations. >> happy bastille day, everybody, president trump in paris commemorating the 100th anniversary of america's entry into world war i. i went to the jersey shore to ask about french american mys

hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guilfoyle along juan williams, dana perino, eric -- jesse watters, greg gutfeldand dana perino. this is "the five." it is the hearing that everyone will be watching. oj simpson is up for parole this week. will one of america's most infamous prisoners be set free? it's a crime saga that dan -- that began more than 23 years ago.n 1994, los angeles police in hot pursuit of a fugitive from justice. nfl legend orenthal james simpson wanted for the murders of his ex-wife nicole brown and her friend ron goldman. it led to the trial of the century. >> o.j. simpson in a knit cap from two blocks away iss still o.j. simpson. it's no disguise. it's no disguise. it makes no sense. it doesn't fit. if it doesn't fit, you must acquit. >> kimberly: and in 1995, an acquittal. despite powerful d.n.a. evidence that linked simpson directly to the crime. >> we, the jury in the above. entitled action, find the defendant orenthal james simpson not guilty of the crime of murder in violationha of penal code section 187 a. >> kimberly: but two years later in a civil trial, he t was found l

this is going to go right back to gutfeld."jeopardy" -- have you been a contestant? >> kimberly: dana was! >> jesse: but would be your best category? >> greg: music. i would pick the music. i would also say compassion, if they have a topic called compassion. i would probably get every question right. >> kimberly: you would pick the opposite of what you would do. [laughter] >> jesse: what do you think would be your best category? >> dana: had an opportunity to be on it, i lost. >> jesse: you lost at jeopardy? >> dana: i did. david farber of cnbc and kareem abdul-jabbar. >> jesse: did kareem abdul-jabbar. you? >> dana: i think so. i was leading going into the commercial break and i totally fell behind. it was leno most nervous i have ever been in my entire life. i think the category i would do well in would be country music, for one, or if there was a garth brooks category, i might get that. also, i would be pretty good on '80s movies. >> kimberly: that is what we did very well into rage together. >> dana: yes, we did. >> greg:

i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, jesse watters, dana perino and richard fowler. sunday, president trump retreated a video, this is his head being replaced by the cnn logo. i bet you haven't seen it yet. it was silly, harmless nonsense. yet people lost their minds. sorry, did i say people? i meant humorless libs who take issue with this. oh, i'm getting the vapors. cnn actually issued a statement about this saying it incites violence. as if it were a's sakes and adaptation where the president is being murdered. even sadder, brian stelter asked if trump violated twitter policy. he said this. >> even if some people think it was stunning, i didn't take it very seriously. we will ask twitter that question. whether it violates their terms of service. >> greg: he's like the student who reminds the teacher that you forgot to assign homework. where the dorm ra who called security because you are having too much fun and he wasn't invited. lighten up. the worst part of this is how cnn got taken in again. don't they know that pro wrestling is fake? it's not a real fight. the

greg gutfeld's show is next. see you next saturday night same time, same place, same me. ♪ ♪ >> aren't you a republican? >> i am a republican, but i'm not going to be a republican anymore. i've got to become an independent. [applause] greg: guess what? the independents don't want you either. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] greg: silence. another day, another russian appears with a name that i can't pronounce. [laughter] and the media clutches their pearls like a nun eyeing crop tops at forever 21. [laughter] here's the question, is every russian now a spy? is every muslim now an extremist? imagine if be these people were muslims. cmn and msnbc wouldn't know what to do. they'd have to the return to bashing the cops. fact is, the media focuses on certain parts of the story but not others. they scream about russians in this meeting while ignoring who let one of them in. it was president obama's people who allowed a woman with no visa into this country, and then she ends up meeting donald trump jr.? that's fishier than the

gutfeld, why do you think we are only hearing about this on "the five"?sn't it? the lesson of 2016 for a new yorker, somebody like me, i never met a cabdriver who didn't like trump. no matter the race. could have been from syria, iraq, jamaican, indian, iranian. there was an understanding of what he was. real. the other point is, he made the warriors in charge of the war and not bureaucrats. like it or not, it's about killing efficiently, quickly. he gave power to the people that understand killing. >> jesse: it's been an interesting thing going on since the campaign. the experts say one thing about trump but the people on the ground -- the voters, people in the factories, even the people on the battlefield say something completely different. p >> lisa: if you remember back to the election, that was the biggest knock against trump. he wouldn't be able to delegate or listen to his commanders. it's the opposite of what he is doing. he is actually delegating the commanders, they're moreit effective on the ground. secretary mattis said we are no longer moving

. >> greg: hi it, i am greg gutfeld. she runs laps on a close and play. you're watching "the five." how come health care is a disaster? here's why. this is a remote. it has a hundred buttons but i only use the power and channel. i don't know what the other buttons do. if i hit the other one, it's all over. that's health care. it's really designed and overly complicated. so convoluted. if i hit other one, it's all the call center, a help desk. why is that. it like this remote, it's badly designed. if it were a car, obamacare would have been recalled. it be on the windshield, made of marshmallows. remember that web site launch? it made a last straw -- alesta look good and that causes diarrhea. it says that bureaucracy fails because it is designed for the product and not for you. the product fails because no human can figure out how to use it. president obama took something as vital as health, cordoned it off and at the wrong people are handling it. it's time to get it out of their hands and into those who understand humans. every single day, doctors and business types email us with so

"the greg gutfeld show."g but barbecue. >> greg: tomorrow i will be down somewhere eating barbecue. juan i can't believe what you said about fireworks. >> i love fireworks. i've seen fireworks before. >> greg: it's the fireworks face. >> give me juan williams -- that's it, that's it. that's what i'm talking about. [laughter] >> greg: it's the fireworks face. >> when you have seen your wife before -- never miss an episode of "the five" have a great holiday weekend, catch k.g. hosting hannity next. >> kimberly: welcome to this special edition of "hannity." the left's war on trump. i'm kimberly guilfoyle in for sean tonight. msnbc hosts accusing the president of blackmail. >> we had people say hope you're ok, had calls and texts and emails. we are ok. the country is not. he packed five lies into the tweets which was very p

i marianne lafferty, now, back to the greg gutfeld show. tom: he says the parents, the wall will be transparent. last week president trump declared that his proposed water wall has to be see-through. just in case, someone throws a large bag of drugs over it so you don't get hit on the head. i swear, this is real. it makes sense to me. it sounds painful. he told reporters aboard air force one quotes you need transparency and you have to be able to see through it. in other words, you can see through that wall, it could be a steel wall with openings. but you have to have openings because you have to see what is on the other side of the wall. it's pretty sound logic. he continues: all give you an example, as horrible as it sounds when they throw the large stacks of drugs over and if you have people on the other side of the wall you don't see them. they will hit you with the head of 60 pounds of stuff and it's over. [laughter] he teaches us so much. that might not even be the best part. the conversation was off the record until according to the

. >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld. with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters and she runs laps on a close and play. dana perino. you're watching "the five." how come health care is a disaster?? this is a remote. it has a hundred buttons but i only use the power and the channel arrow. i don't know what the other buttonss do. if i hit another one, it's all over. i'mea helpless. that's health care. it's really designed and overly complicated. so convoluted. it's manual meets the manual. which needs a call center, which needs a help desk. why is that? like this remote, it's badly designed. if it were a car, obamacare would have been recalled in hours. a steering wheel made of marshmallows. remember that web site launch? it made alestra look good and that causes diarrhea. it says that bureaucracy fails because it is designed for therh product and not for you. the product fails because no human can figure out how to use it. president obama took something as vital as health, cordoned it off like a crime scene and

greg gutfeld is next. see you next. back are you ready for the show? it's not like greg to take the week off. i don't know tom, let me out back is there someone in the trunk? >> let me out. tom? tom? >> good enough for me. see you out there to back tom, let me out. >> this isn't funny, tom. i will get you for this. this is not a joke, let me out. [cheering] >> i am tom filling in for greg who is deadly on vacation and not in a footlocker somewhere. we have an amazing show plan for you so let's get right to it. joining us on the phone is the 45th president of the united states, donald j trump. hello, mr. president. >> let me say congratulations. i hear your ratings will go through the roof plus, i fired sean spicer today and this will be the highest rated greg gutfeld episode of all time. by the way, greg has a great show. tom: thank you, mr. president. i hope i can do his show justice. >> i have a lot of faith in you. you're very good. tom: thank you. any tips for what i should do? >> you need to mention to me every 50-30 seconds and everything will be

greg gutfeld's show is next. see you next saturday night same time, same place, same me. ♪ ♪ >> aren't you a republican? >> i am a republican, but i'm not going to be a republican anymore. i've got to become an independent. [applause] greg: guess what? the independents don't want you either. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] greg: silence. another day, another russian appears with a name that i can't pronounce. [laughter] and the media clutches their pearls like a nun eyeing crop tops at forever 21. [laughter] here's the question, is every russian now a spy? is every muslim now an extremist? imagine if be these people were muslims. cmn and msnbc wouldn't know what to do. they'd have to the return to bashing the cops. fact is, the media focuses on certain parts of the story but not others. they scream about russians in this meeting while ignoring who let one of them in. it was president obama's people who allowed a woman with no visa into this country, and then she ends up meeting donald trump jr.? that's fishier than the

. >> jesse: greg gutfeld. >> greg: time for this. greg gutfeld's fox news. is that like in the green room. i thought i would have a little behind the scenes footage. here we are at fox news, enjoying -- we are getting ready right there. we do some throat exercises. it's kind of a messy green room, i will admit. someone seems to be unconscious over on the left. that's lou dobbs. anyway, that's what we do. [laughter] >> dana: our friend and colleague rick grenell was diagnosed with nonhodgkin's lymphoma in 2013. his partner said watching someone he loved suffered so much made him want to help and find a way to help. he is a consultant with data analysis. he created an app called chemo waves. it tracks patients that help your loved ones control side effects. it is free on itunes. chemo waves. rick grenell is free of cancer now. that is also very good news. >> kimberly: god bless. >> dana: they put a lot of hard work into that application. >> jesse: god bless. >> kimberly: wonderful. >> jesse: shiloh buff was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. >> i am a

the host of the greg gutfeld show and co-host of "the five."equire many wonderful to see you. kennedy: the news media has fallen to an all-time low. greg: the right sees the media the way the left sees the church. they are the reason for everything wrong in this world. it's like a scrappy couple that lives next door at always fights. you hear it, but you don't want to get in the middle of it. because once you intervene, they will say stay out of it. but they are louder in the bedroom. because there is a passion. there is a passion between trump and the media i have never seen before in my life it's a love hate love, love spit love. kennedy: it's a form of energy that feeds itself. greg: the last time i saw this phenomenon, during those hearings, the media wanted it so he would be the villain, somehow he jumped over the media, the combination of twit errant rallies and donald trump's aggressive stance like he's going to fight has allowed him to jump over the media. he found a carpool lane to america. where everybody else has to get through that

i'm not as confident about it as greg gutfeld.urn before it's resuscitated. rwe will see if they make it to the august recess. if they don't, there will be some angry republican constituents giving these guys and earful. >> juan: president trump tweets out today he can't imagine that congress would leave withouttwtw passing a beautiful bill. >> kimberly: that's a nice, sweet way, a caress on the cheek instead of a fist to the other side. "oh, yeah," versus "oh, i'm going to crush you. i'm going to destroy your life. when you're up for reelection, i will never let you forget this. i will hunt down your family members." that won't do so well. he's going to try to do that and they should do the right thing. there's no excuse to not get this put through. communicate. explain it well to the american people.g explain it well at home. they complained and complained about obamacare, president obama, and now you have the most golden opportunitm an at-bat to get this done and grand slam it. are you going to squander it? i think they are goi

jesse: hello everybody, i'm jesse watters along with lisa boothe, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. here in new york city, this is the five. another night of breaking news in washington. what has shaped up after reports of major infighting in recent days. president trump has ousted his chief of staff reince priebus and replace them with homeland security chief general john kelly. the announcement comes a week and after the president appointed a new communications director, anthony scaramucci, who accused priebus of trying to keep him out of the west wing in a fiery interview. here was the president on his decision earlier. >> reince is a good man. john m kelly will do a fantastic job. general kelly has beenti a star, done an incredible job.thus far, respected by everybody. a great, great american. reince priebus, a good man. thank you very much. >> more details now from chief national correspondent ed henry. >> reince priebus get some credit helping to elect president trump, providing critical ground for the campaign but has had nowhere near those kinds of results in terms of major

greg gutfeld's show is next.ext saturday night same time, same place, same me. ♪ ♪ >> aren't you a republican? >> i am a republican, but i'm not going to be a republican anymore. i've got to become an independent. [applause] greg: guess what? the independents don't want you either. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] greg: silence. another day, another russian appears with a name that i can't pronounce. [laughter] and the media clutches their pearls like a nun eyeing crop tops at forever 21. [laughter] here's the question, is every

greg gutfeld's show is next.ee you next saturday night same time, same place, same me. ♪ ♪ >> aren't you a republican? >> i am a republican, but i'm not going to be a republican anymore. i've got to become an independent. [applause] greg: guess what? the independents don't want you either. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] greg: silence. another day, another russian appears with a name that i can't pronounce. [laughter] and the media clutches their pearls like a nun eyeing crop tops at forever 21. [laughter]

greg gutfeld is next. see you next. back are you ready for the show?reg to take the week off. i don't know tom, let me out back is there someone in the trunk? >> let me out. tom? tom? >> good enough for me. see you out there to back tom, let me out. >> this isn't funny, tom.

greg gutfeld is next. see you next week. >> i learned a new word in polish.earned it in place at least. when i try to say it i had trouble. i like audio help please. [speaking in native tongue] >> can i hear it over time? five who knew? [cheering] i leave a country for the week and not

i'm marianne lafferty, now back to the greg greg gutfeld show. greg: a bad run it has been for cnn.n the blood he had, ressler getting fired, fake stories followed by resignations and of course, brian seltzer. that's all. when i see him i get hungry for uncooked pillsbury crescent roll. >> burn. greg: the secret tapes that prove donald trump right. now there is more proof of fake news that there is of the russian story. now after all that crap happens, sarah huckabee sanders criticized the media and got this reaction from a number of the press corps. >> you're here to provide the answers and what you just said is inflammatory to people all over the country who look and say once again, the president's right and everyone else out here is fake media. everybody in this room is only trying to do their job. greg: nice touch with the chewing gum. where did they find this guy, sleeping in a basin railcar? all that is missing our cats made of burlap. or maybe a barrel of suspenders. what is the proper way to handle the white house press corps? we sent tyrus into the lions den once again to s

i'm jesse watters along with lisa boothe, juan williams, meghan mccain and greg gutfeld. in new york city, and this is "the five". back in the usa after celebrating bastille day france. controversy continues to brew over his son's meeting with a russian lawyer last year. there are new details on that meeting. we have now learned there could have been at least eight people in the room. three possible new players, a russian american lobbyist, a friend of the russian pop star mentioned in an e-mail and possibly an interpreter.

i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, jesse watters, dana perino and richard fowler.rump retreated a video, this is his head being replaced by the cnn logo. i bet you haven't seen it yet. it was silly, harmless nonsense. yet people lost their minds. sorry, did i say people? i meant humorless libs who take issue with

back to "the greg gutfeld ♪ ♪ show". ♪ [music] >> a bad run it has been for cnn.head. -- getting fired, fake stories followed by resignations. and of course, brian stelter. that's all. just brian stelter. [laughter] whenever i see my get hungry for uncooked pillsbury crescent rolls. [laughter] and now, the secret tapes that prove donald trump right.james o'keefe secretly taped that they russian story was of baloney. now there's more proof of thickness and there is the register! so now sanders criticized the media and got this reaction from a member of the press corps. >> we asked you questions and you are here to provide answers to what you deserve is inflammatory to people all of the country who want to see once again the president is right and everyone else here is fake media. and everyone in this room is like trying to do their job. [laughter] >> and nice touch with the chewing gum! [laughter] which they finally this guy? sleeping in an abandoned railcar? all of that is missing, pants made of burlap. or maybe a barrel and suspenders. so what is the proper way t

i'm greg gutfeld, i love you, america. jesse: "watters world" is on. tonight ... president trump doubling down on his promise that mexico will pay for the border wall. in a "watters world" exclusive the chief of the u.s. border patrol sits down in her first on tv interview. >> don't tell us you are crew crusading for an equal place at the table for women because you are not. jesse: women all over america very angrily about this. president over in france commemorating the 100th anniversary of the americans in what war? >> the cold war. jesse: ? true "watters world" tradition we hit the shores. welcome to "watters world," i'm jesse watters. politics and patriotism is the subject of tonight's watters word. did donald trump, jr. give the left ammo by taking this meeting with the russian lawyer? but has the left taken the ammo and shot themselves in the foot with it? yes, of course they have. >> this is moving into perjury, false statements and potentially treason. >> it's the white house in disarray. you have a mafioso. the family is in charge and we keep tonight our

eric: stay tuned for greg gutfeld, then us again, arthel and eric. >> i learned a new word in polish. i learned it in place at least. when i try to say it i had trouble. i like audio help please. [speaking in native tongue] >> can i hear it over time? five who knew? [cheering] i leave a country for the week and nothing happens. actually, everything happened. it's as if time collapsed in mother nature just said, hey, we don't need this continued progress of existence. instead, let's let everything happen in one. i expected to talk about sean spicer, remember that guy? or jeff sessions? what about that boy scout rally. >> he went out and bought a big yacht and he had a very interesting life. i won't go any more than that. should i tell you? you are boy scout but you know life. you know life. greg: it was probably a good idea he stop there. yacht stories never involve people putting on flows. then came the skinny bill. >> the skinny bills policy is a disaster. >> the skinny bill would look like? >> so-called skinny bill. greg: took me a while to talk about skinny bill wasn't the guys who

. >> dana: greg gutfeld. >> they out an officer that puts this person in danger, over the weekend of "the new york times" printed a piece about how words can be harmful. they were talking about -- it creates stress hormones. this is how words equal death, not to charles murray speech. they went to great length to talk about how words actually matter. it doesn't matter when they're using them and actually put people in danger. my question is to "the new york times" the scoop is a scope no matter what, they will do anything to get it yet they find it critical of donald, jr., takes a meeting. could they have gotten this information from russia? >> we don't know that. >> greg: it could be from a foreign source, what if it was from a iranians we don't know. why did they turn this information over first? why did they take this meeting, it seems fishy to me. >> you said there was only one question i think there were six or seven. let's stick with the fact that you're not giving me facts right now because you're saying one question, two questions, -- >> greg: don't avoid the question. >> if

jesse: hello everybody, i'm jesse watters along with lisa boothe, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld city, this is the five. another night of breaking news in washington. what has shaped up after reports of major infighting in recent days. president trump has ousted his chief of staff reince priebus and replace them with homeland security chief general john kelly. the announcement comes a week and after the president appointed a new communications director, anthony scaramucci, who accused priebus of trying to keep him out of the west wing in a fiery interview. here was

i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld.w york city and this is "the five" ." ♪ welcome to our july 4th special. thanks for joining us tonight. we have a very fun show in-store. make sure to stay with us throughout the hour. before we begin, we would like to give a very special salute to our troops and our vet this independence day. we thank you for our freedom. tonight, we are doing something we have never done before. we are answering your questions for the entire hour. some are serious. some

. >> greg: hi it, i am greg gutfeld. she runs laps on a close and play. you're watching "the five."e health care is a disaster? here's why. this is a remote. it has a hundred buttons but i only use the power and channel. i don't know what the other buttons do. if i hit the other one, it's all over. that's health care. it's really designed and overly complicated. so convoluted. if i hit other one, it's all

with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld, and kimberly h guilfoyle. it is 9:00 in new york city and this is "the five." tonight, new reaction from president trump with the firestorm surrounded around his son and russia. the president is telling reuters tonight he only learned about the controversial sitdown a couple of days ago and doesn't blame his son for having the meeting. saying "many people would have." democrats want the treason charge, other people say that's nonsense. >> there's been soop much overwrought claim. there are people talking about treason. i can't believe "the new york times" had an op-ed yesterday in which treason was mentioned. >> people are saying it could be treason, which is facially absurd. >> it just doesn't rise to that level. >> dana: corey lewandowski thinks the white house needs to get much tougher on cracking down on leaks. >> anybody -- and i mean anybody who is not on the president's agenda working in this administration -- should be removed immediately, i don't know who the leaker is. if someone was speaking to the