ha ha! >> yes. >> and -- ha ha! how far we have to go, i would say we have a long way to go, because we need to stop dividing each other up by labels and thinking -- >> you mean in the culture generally, women among women or -- >> no, no. in the culture generally, generally. know, that you and i share more as human beings than separates us because of sex or gender. way more. >> yes. absolutely. >> way more. >> yes. >> all right. onwhy do we focus so much these adjectives that are used race,ide us by gender, by by class, by caste, in india? controllingut reproduction in order to create and control and continue these hierarchical systems. >> okay. so the answer as to why do with is -- we do this, it is to continue the hierarchical systems? >> right. see when some started, that is, there's a wonderful book called "exterminate all the brutes" which is a line from "heart of darkness" and it traces the to justifyf racism colonialism. of racialidea separate -- different -- colognism --clone >> that came from the patriarcha

>> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! > andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >> i know. >> when neil started working here, and i told him to this-- to his face--i had big hopes for him. >> when you say that to somebody, "i had high hopes for you..." >> neil did not hear that from me until we had a huge argument in the k

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ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me... you don't look a day over 70. am i right? jingle jingle. if yououe peter pan, you stay young forever. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. you make me feel so young... it's what you do. you make me feel it's the m mt wonderful time of the year >>> the dos and don'ts of the season. who to tip and how much to tip. >> and for parents, picking the perfect holiday card. we have mr. manners here with us. nice to have you with us. >> good morning. >> we start out with the cards. some people may have them out already. some people may not. what are the d d and don'tsts >> i am glad you talked about schedule. now is the time to get them out. not two days before the holiday. right now. so you get the return cards back. my key is don't be an envelope stuffer. put a message on there. if you are doing a photo card which we love, write something on there. if you can have the whole family on there, better. we love seeing the kiki. >> is it horrible to not write a note? >> just a little somethin

. >> ha ha ha ha ha. >> yeah! announcer: i'm terrified. [crowd cheering] >> whoo! cer: this is the first race in history where literally everyone... >> [chanting] announcer: ...loses. do we have any races that are-- how do i say it?--um, not this? hmm. a 1950s paperboy reunion. extra! extra! read all about it. no one reads papers anymore. oh, good. they have those big adult trike thingies, too. this is a sport show. can we please see a real race clip? [men imitating hounds and horns] >> a few more seconds! announcer: thank you. do you think a horse has ever gotten a charley horse? do you think a horse named charlie has ever gotten-- what do you mean, "move on. no one cares about this"? fine. this is giddy down. >> aaaah! >> [indistinct] [clicks tongue] go, go. go on. you can do it. announcer: get off your high horse. so, a horse walks into a bar. [horse whinnies] told ya. oh, no. no, no, no. >> i say 3 seconds. that's it. announcer: no seconds. just don't. >> pick up your hand, gabriela! [laughter] announcer: that actually went much better than i thought. next on "w

to my lawyer. >> ha ha ha! what was your reaction to that scene? e scared [laughter] gun.e'd pick up the >> isabella is scary! >> that's what i'm saying. up the gun.ld pick ha ha! >> so what happens when joy, was valedictorian class, she's had a failed marriage. and she comes up with the idea of this mop. when she meets neil? >> from his standpoint? >> from neil's standpoint. >> yes, your standpoint. >> um... see her asdo you simply another opportunity, or she has something that that he finds more than simply more person wanting the sale of a product? >> there's something in that that david shoots it, when they're in that sort of white demo lab, when she's doing the mop and the camera sort of pans up and you see him looking of --, starting to sort and it sort of feels like -- he's constantly observing. you know, he's a salesman, constantly looking for ways to better his company. that -- it's that moment, sort of watching her demonstrate, watching the mop. a bit of a lightbulb go up. you say, can you make 50,000 of next week? he's already off and run

ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me... you don't look a day over 70. am i right? r jingle jingle. if you're peter pan, you stay young forever. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. you make me feel so young... it's what you do. you make me feel >>> live from the channel 4 studios in boston, wbz news at 11 starts right now. >>> days after the terror attack in california, president obama should -- assured the nation terrorism would be defeated. the president spoke to the nation in prime time. for the third time from the oval office, highlighting the importance of his message.>> reporter: president obama addressed the nation from the oval office sunday night, the first time he has done so in five years he condemned last >> this was an act of terrorism designed to kill innocent people. >> reporter: the commander-in- chief reinforced his strategy to defeat isis and confront terror at home. the president called the group a bunch of thugs and killers who want to exploit our differences for hate.>> we cannot tu

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stayin' alive stayin' alive no no ah ah ha ha ha ha [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show. give it up for the roots, [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! >> steve: oh, ho ho. >> jimmy: thank you, guys. >> steve: that's a nice little easter egg. >> jimmy: we have a got a a fantastic show tonight. this guy is one of our favorites around here. he's so much fun. such a great actor, from the new quentin tarantino film, "the hateful eight," channing tatum is here tonight. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna talk to him about that movie then he and i are going head-to-head in a game of egg russian roulette. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: that's right. plus, he's the new star of the biggest movie in the world. look at this guy. look at him. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. good stuff. yeah. "star wars: the force awakens," john boyega is dropping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a star. he's a stud. look at this. >> steve: look at that. he's just a good dude. i like this guy. and we have a special holiday

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ha, ha, ha, ha. [ laughter ] what are you laughing at? >> steve: nothing. i just wanted to keep acting like a spy. end scene. >> jimmy: excellent scene right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's a very nice one. >> that is a nice one. that was worth a second look. i think it really does. >> jimmy: this one is the second here one for you. >> let's see what this one is. >> jimmy: this was sent in by jack. for this one i'll play joe and you'll play the role of margaret. margaret. >> i am now margaret. >> jimmy: you are margaret and i am joe. higgins, will you set the scene for us, please? >> steve: margaret walks up to joe on the sidewalk. >> hi, joe. >> jimmy: hey, tim. i mean, margaret. [ laughter ] >> joe, how do you get me and your brother mixed up? we've been going out for eight years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. you kind of look alike. >> anyway, did you hear about the new bridge? >> jimmy: what bridge? >> you know, the bridge of spies. >> jimmy: no. what the heck is that? >> well, i'll tell you. >> jimmy: wait. >> what? >> jimmy: okay. never mind. i t

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ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me... you don't look a day over 70. am i right? jingle jingle. pan, you stay young forever. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. ♪ you make me feel so young... it's what you do. ♪ you make me feel ♪ so spring has sprung. melissa, i had you. (squeals) aw! (singsongy): i wonder what these are. (laughs) you don't like them? you know what, it's fine, because i got you the regular pair, too, so... no, no, i-i want these! you do? i love them. thank you, carol. i love you. and i love these... (laughing): crazy-ass boots. i huffed so much glue to make those. thank you. you're welcome. well, i guess i'll go next then. todd, i had your name. oh. i'll never forget the story you told about your high school prom. and how mean they were to you. so i wanted you to get a do-over. because if anyone deserves to be prom king, it's you. oh. (chuckling) when did...? right? go... yeah. it fits. scepter and crown. that's great. that's... ah. merry christmas. no, yeah, merry christmas. thank-thanks, melissa.

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