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perhaps but what can you do about it you know it's been put out there and you say it was evil laugh ha ha ha ha not evil at all it's like i say it's you know but quinn has advantages and it is a reality you know maybe they're going to fight it as it gets bigger and as it becomes more popular i hope they don't because i'm in favor of you know what individuals choose what currencies they want to use them you know this is ron paul's point you know the freedom of choice in terms of currencies which goes back to you know. in history nationalization of money national money compete against free market money and see whatever people want to use and let them be free to choose you know after all that's how we humans progress you know when we interact with one another we you know i'm so. it's invisible hand we both end up benefiting from it so you have this go back to you know basic classic economic principles and let every currency compete against one another while competition breeds growth versus central planning which kind of greed you know more stagnation i think that's a fair statement i've always

i'm sleeping good. >> shepard: ha ha, ha ha. '. >> good for him. >> that's the alligator. >> dana: ibolling when you tweeted about mike tobin. if you haven't seen it, check this out. mike tobin one of our reporters kissed bombed when people get in your camera shot. is he outside the hospital reporting on the terror attack. watch him. >> goes off according to the fbi at the location where he dropped -- please don't do that -- where he dropped -- where he dropped his knapsack, shepard? >> dana: i love it i'm so glad he is on our side. >> those are athletic reflexes. >> they call him the hammer for a reason. all right, bob, you are on. bob: yesterday he mentioned the chinese students who come here. 193,000 here on student visas. fine they do well. let me show you the number one country cyber attacks against the united states. do we have that graph? >> my point yesterday was if we're going to bring people here and educate them in computer sciences and other things and then they go back home and hack us, we might want to think about that before we continue this. >> dana: they don't even h

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has been his strategy. he has been traveling around the country and has never criticize the revolution. he has been talking about everyday problems like inflation, crime, a food shortages. his campaign strategy. he knows people are listening to him. i was going through some neighborhoods where the strength appears to be very strong. people were telling me they were tired of the economic situation. they were tired of crime. .f course things change >> thank you. more from both when we get results. we are going to move on to japan. u.s. secretary of state john kerry and his japanese counterparts have been calling on north korea to get rid of his nuclear plants. plans. he is warning they could face further isolation if they continued threats very good >> the united states remains open to incredible her denuclearization, but the burden is on pyongyang. steps toea must take honor commitments it has already made. >> north korea is still wrapping up the rhetoric against the u.s. state television reported in the country would not increase the quantity to get rid of all out war. by on thetanding s

has begun. there's a few sprinkles out there. boston has showers, providence. new york city, the showers have cleared out. the jersey shore another half hour, then dry for the rest of the day. this is perfect spring weather, low humidity, a cool morning and beautiful sunshine this afternoon. 70 in atlanta. d.c. 66. low to mid-60s into southern new england. it's chillier than we like in minneapolis and chicago. tomorrow is your day to play hooky, if you can get away with it. 67 in the twin cities. an interesting fact in north dakota, they have gone 47 days in a row with below average temperatures. not one day that's below expected. >> how many days in a row since on tv? are you a jet or giant fan or neither? >> a jets fan. it's rough. >> at least you have a couple draft picks this year. >> i know. i'm not getting excited. i know better. >> thanks, bill. let's turn to sports and talk about the first round of the nfl draft, 14 hours away. don't expect flashy picks at number one. offensive lineman luke joeckel and eric fisher could go first. you have probably never heard of these guys. it's a change from previous years. the quarterback selected with the top pick in four of the last five drafts thanks to a 2-14 record, the kansas city chiefs and the jaguars. all eyes will be on noter game's manti te'o. they wonder if he'll go in the first round. he was supposed to be a top ten pick. this is after the drama with his fake girlfriend. maybe the giants will take him. we shall see. stick around for "morning joe." we talk to roger goodell and jon gruden. they know all the quarterbacks you have never heard of. we want to switch gears to the nba playoffs, lakers-spurs without kobe can't get anything going. forces a turnover. finishes it on the other end. he had 16. check out this one, guys. behind the back pass. tony parker nails the three at 28 points. spurs win. they take a 2-0 series lead. oklahoma city thunder. love the hair. reminding his former team how he won last year. he is fast. blows by the defender. 36 points. there's this guy. ever heard of kevin durant? they are up. nets and dodgers take a tie. definitely need to be hooked on phonics for that one. that is a bases loaded grand slam to win the game. i want to point out, our new producer, eric schultz did the unthinkable, he left the game before that happened. he says it was to get rest to go to work. i mean pack a lunch, buddy and go straight from the game to work. anyway, we'll forgive him, i guess. finally, the rays off to a rocky start. what does joe maddon do? he brought in a pair of penguins. they hung out with the players in the clubhouse before the game against the yankees. he called it an attempt to get our players to chill out. ha, ha, ha, chill out. good one. pitched to a shut out of the yankees, 3 to zip. is "morning joe," the boston bombings. the panel will dig into whether they can bring the gun debate back to the senate floor. lewis and the water cooler. we are talking jimmy kimmel and honoring youtube's eighth birthday. stay tuned. ♪ (annoucer) new beneful medley's, in tuscan, romana, and mediterranean style varieties. ♪ just mix it in, and take play to new places. three cans in every pack. new beneful medley's. then you'll love lactose-free lactaid® it's 100% real milk that's easy to digest so you can fully enjoy the dairy you love. lactaid®. for 25 years, easy to digest. easy to love. >>> my wife's favorite part of the show. >> she's a smart lady. >> she is a smart lady. >> get you in trouble. what do you have? >> let's begin with jon stewart. he's up in arms with a disconnect on capitol hill with the second amendment rights and the rights of terror suspects. >> i have an idea, since we are throwing ame

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has a job close by. move,persuade people to the government has provided free transportation. creating new jobs. it has been the key of success. but the best thing the government has done is find new jobs near the housing complex. more than 250 people have found new jobs. this shows people have found their way out of their situation. >> by next year, and hope to have resettled more than 20,000 river bank dwellers. they are hoping the capital will be free. they will have to start believing in a different future. aljazeera. >> aljazeera continues that series on slums on monday. has the largest illegal settlements, thousands living inside madrid, but that is perhaps not for much longer. do not miss that on aljazeera on monday. an indian man had died as he tried to perform an elaborate event. a hearttedly suffered attack. these pictures were shot in the moments just before he died. he was already well known for similar stunts. iconic stadium has reopened after a three-year refurbishment even though it was not entirely finished. they are hoping it will be done when brazil hosts the world cup, but organizers

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a thriving market town and has been gladly spent the years of fighting which has caused the death of over 5 million people. women in particular have become targets. waite has become one of the key weapons of this war. has become one of the key weapons of this war. it was going to be unleashed by the very people that were supposed to protect them, the congolese army. the soldiers were angry and humiliated after being forced to withdraw, leaving their families wide open to the rebels. cash and -- >> what makes this different is that it is the government soldiers that have been raping women here. this was done with extreme brutality. >> one girl was at a center for rape survivors after being raped by rebels in the hills. she is only 14 years old. >> this staff sergeant says that he was ordered to rape by his commanding officers. the rapist said that they would want justice of their commanding officer and would give himself up. we asked the congolese army spokesperson to respond to the accusation that soldiers had raped under orders from their commanders. they confirmed that soldiers had raped women but it did not say because they were unable to say they were

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territorial claims in the east china sea in the south china sea it is not a coincidence china has has had these opinions it has had these claims for decades but in the past they were unable to act upon it because they lack the power now that china has more muscle it is going to pursue its interests like any country would i'm not saying china is worse i'm not saying it's better it's not a moral issue it's not a normative issue china is simply pursuing its more aggressively now because they have the ability to do so and these interesting clue claims that you're seeing trees there's american exceptionalism the name in the e-mail is from henry kissinger there's. there's an american exceptionalism in that you know i mean because it makes the point which i think i do either second all right. here we have run out of time fascinating discussion many thanks to my guests in washington and in boston and thanks to our viewers for watching us here to see you next time and remember crosstalk. speak your language. school music programs and documentaries in spanish matters to you. a little tonnage of angles stories. visit. se

has been no arrest. and, in fact, a suspect has not been identified by name yet. >> jon: oh, it's exclusive because it was completely [bleep] wrong. that's why. it was exclusive. just out of curiosity did any of your sources end their tip-off to you with the phrase "ba-ba-booy." howard stern's peanuts. i don't know if you know this. that's a code for a very famous radio personality. so cnn, was there also any perhaps more credible source with what they call factual information. >> this federal law enforcement source has just communicated with a significant progress has been made but no arrest. anyone who says an arrest is ahead of themselves. ( applause ) >> jon: i think they're talking about you. when you wrote it, did you go [bleep]. in the space of, i don't know, an afternoon, this suspect went from definitely caught and headed to federal court to (breathing heavily) never existed. it's like a news story as imagined by m. night shamalayan. here's the best part. here's the best part about the whole thing. john king exclusively reports an arrest has been made and then caps it an hour later with the news that the f.b.i. would prefer him to enjoy a hot cup of shut the [bleep] up. and cnn fills the entire afternoon in between those bookends with this. >> there's clearly something afoot today. now you have people who are out there pulling back some. >> we're getting conflicting reports about an arrest. >> there has been a misunderstanding. >> at this point it appears the people who have been reliable so

territorial claims in the east china sea in the south china sea it is not a coincidence china has has had these opinions it has had these claims for decades but in the past they were unable to act upon it because they lack the power now that china has more muscle it is going to pursue its interests like any country would i'm not saying china is worse i'm not saying it's better it's not a moral issue it's not a normative issue china is simply pursuing it saying it was more aggressively now because they have the ability to do so and these interest include claims that you're seeing through there's american exceptionalism the name and email is from henry kissinger there's. there's an american exceptionalism in that because it makes the point which i think it's we are second all right. here we have run out of time fascinating discussion many thanks to my guests in washington and in boston and thanks to our viewers for watching us here to see you next time and remember. the only. reason. ok going to. i. wrote you know what things are going the republican. better off with the state of. texas has got its own like. has

ha ha ha ha! that's it! that's it! flaming globes of zigmond! that's my note! that's not funny. there's nothing funny about that. shut up! ow! public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute captions copyright 1991 castle rock entertainment gentlemen, i think i've come up with a fun way to get young people interested in science. physics mad-libs. now, give me a number. five. uh-huh. and an irrational constant. "e." and a funny greek letter. gamma. i said funny. upsilon? good one. and an electrical charge. positive. (laughs) perfect. sheldon: okay. get this. (clears throat) "professor jones told the symposium he had a new method "for calculating the mass of a muon. five times the limit of (laughs) 'e' to the upsilon as..." (laughing) (clearing throat): okay. no, no. i'll start over. "professor..." (cracking up) i haven't seen him laugh that hard since the day leonard made that multiplication error. oh, oh, lord, that multiplication error! (laughing): he thought he carried the one. but he didn't. (laughing) it's not f

. >> ha, ha, ha. april fools. >>> bringing in new revenue. >>> plus, why this boxer is explaini ining why he got caugh taking a gun on a plane. >>> keeping an eye on the morning commute for us. >>> new this morning, san francisco international airport gets ready to welcome president obama, the first time he has been in the bay area since his re-election. how you can score a free ticket to his otherwise expensive luncheon. coming up. >>> plans to make sure future storms don't washout homes. >>> 80-degree mark tomorrow. rain and a 15-degree drop-off. we'll sort it all out for you. >>> i'm anthony slaughter in for mike inouye. >> downtown san jose, hp pavilion. it is wednesday, april 3rd. this is "today in the bay." >> it's just about 5:00 am on the nose. good morning, everybody. thank you very much for joining us. i'm jon kelley. >> and i'm laura garcia-cannon. >>> the search is on for a gunman who shot a south bay paramedic. this morning that paramedic remains in critical condition. live in san jose whe

campaign is in the margins cost has today the program effects president obama's peacemaker reputation has approved the most controversial aspects of obama's presidency has been his escalation of drone warfare across the muslim world it's a practice that will cement obama for ever as a war president which is perhaps why it's so astonishing that this is the same man who also won the highest accolade for peace in the world yep it's been almost four years since barack hussein obama won a coveted nobel peace prize now one might say that obama's use of killer robots in perpetuation of many bush era war policies is merit enough to revoke the prize and as of yesterday the. our efforts to do just that a new campaign is underway that's kind revoke his piece of board that nobel peace prize got to order to obama because he wasn't george w. bush well that's a sort of a low hurdle to get over he did get over that low bar he's certainly not w but he is somebody who has been expanding the claims and proud of it is the worst fear state of the united states and one of the ways that i think you can evaluate whether it's ok for you to do something is whether they'd like to

has complained about his health. actually in summer of last year and nothing literally nothing was done . no information was provided until march when doctors told him that he has cancer and literally has days left to live so of course this left a lot of palestinians incredibly angry and of course there is you can see that their sentiments were best expressed by the palestinian president mahmoud abbas. we have sent a letter of complaint to the israeli government and to all the international institutions regarding this unfair action that israel calls the death of my sorrow in prison we will continue our struggle to free prisoners and i ask you to read a funeral prayer for. the minister for prisoner affairs of palestinian authority has also has also called on the international community. for an internationally led investigation into the death of the palestinian prisoner of course still people are outraged you have to understand this is the second palestinian prisoner to die in an israeli jail in two months in february a thirty year old man died in israeli jails from a heart attack that has also spawned a lot of protests so we're really at this very uneasy period in the in the in the midd

count culture counts what your ig it's not a coincidence that as china has grown stronger that its economy has grown that its military has grown that it has pursued a more interest interventionist foreign policy this is what happened to the united surveillance this is one where the before in the united way it's been interventionist have you not paid attention to anything anyone says over the last few years because i have. china china that the u.s. isn't mentioned while and we see nowhere. all right you're not letting me finish because you don't have any real point to make here what i'm saying is this that you have as i do china has been more aggressive in pursuing its territorial claims in the east china sea in the south china sea it is not a coincidence china has has had these opinions it has had these claims for decades but in the past they were unable to act upon it because they lack the power now that china has more muscle it is going to pursue its interests like any country would i'm not saying china is worse i'm not saying it's better it's not a moral issue it's not a normative issue china is simply pursuing it say

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