-ha-ha, ha-ha. let's see. >> oh, there's that many? just trying to think of the g-rated ones. no. >> jimmy: well, hello, madam secretary. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know it is prom season right now. it is also known as puke in a limo month. this weekend is the biggest weekend of the year for filling water bottles with your parents' vodka. prom season, i don't know, always makes me kind of nostalgic. remember your prom theme? we had our, my prom theme was "dukes of hazard" that's what i was sitting at home watching when it was happening. finding a date to the prom can be very stressful. even more so now. because you know about the prom-posals. kids are now asking each other to prom in big elaborate ways which they call prom-posals. just when you thought yolo was the worst new term along comes prom-posals. kid go all out for this stuff. they rent billboard. they will make videos. they're sky writing. and it's nuts as if it wasn't sad enough when a girl said no to you before. imagine hearing no after you have trained a flock of doves to s

ha ha ha! hey, hey... you gonna be my client now, dude? you're my number one. ( bleep ) right. 2-0! natural born winner right here! you got that, girl? we're gonna have some fun tonight. mmm-mmm-mmm. -( laughter ) -sweet. ( indistinct chatter ) that's awesome. -hello? -lee. steve, we won. what's up, baby? denver. winner. denver. winner. we got it, buddy. seems like every game goes down to the end, at least the ones that we're on this weekend. but anyway, that's back-to-back wins. congratulations. it is, it's awesome. thank you very much. steve: i've sent another client home happy, -paid and in the shade. -sweet, dude. i gave him my word that i'd make him money, and that's exactly what i did. unbelievable weekend. -this is it. -this is it, buddy. i can't believe it. -it's heavier. -hey. ( laughter ) buddy. -what a weekend. -unbelievable. we didn't hit half a mil or nothing like that, but i gave you my word we were gonna tear it up. i gave you my word we were gonna make money. i gave you my word you were gonna leave out of here a little heavier than you came here. -am i a man of

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can brush my hair undress me everywhere come on barbie let's go party ♪ ♪ ha ha ha yeah >> jimmy: come on barbie let's go party. hay, at number 100, all the way at the bottom of the charts, here's "started from the bottom" by president barack obama. ♪ ♪ uh-oh there's a zombie on the track started from the bottom now i'm here ♪ ♪ got sasha and malia got the whole teams up in here ♪ ♪ started from the bottom now look at me, bitch i'm the [ bleep ] damn president ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: wait, is that the clean version? >> jimmy: i don't what's going on with this. >> steve: you didn't play the clean version? >> jimmy: going through a a midlife crisis. i had no idea. i didn't know we had the clean version. >> steve: you don't have the clean version? >> jimmy: i don't know. but that's the songs right there. you guys, we're gonna come back with more "tonight show." we have "hashtags" when we come back. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ pepsi wild cherry. explosively cherry. there's a bonus in store! at the petsmart big brands bonus sale. save $8 on select nature's recipe® dry dog food and save $3 on select new n

ha ha ha! it's been a lot of fun through the years, hasn't it? >> yeah, it sure has. we've been in this market a long time. >> a long time. we've done a lot of nice things. >> and we've caused a little commotion >> a little troublwe've gotten i@, with both the tenants and the customers... >> and the customers. >> and the wives. >> oh, yeah, the wives. >> we won't--ha ha ha! you know, actually at one time, back many years ago, they used to open up at 6:00, and then they changed it to 7:00. and now it opens when you get there. heh! we actually get there sometimes at midnight, 11:30, and customers will be waiting 'cause ey want to get their flowe. and they maybe come from a long distance, so they want to get them, and they want to beat the traffic. >> once at the shop, the flowers are pampered and processed and placed in a vase. it's been a mere 10 hours since this larkspur left the farm in pescadero. it now heads out the door to brighten someone's day. california-grown goodness at its best. i'm dennis newhall for "california country." >> today on food 101, we're going to

ha-ha-ha. >> you always got to be sarcastic. >> always got to be sarcastic, you know. haan. you know, love him or leave him and i love him. >> all right, i love you, baby. >> all right, love you. >> love you. >> bye-bye. >> getting in trouble, there's no if, ands, buts, i can't. if i do, i'll lose my family. got to man up and change, stay home, take care of the family. >> prior to her release two months earlier, brandee nyp said she would like to return to her family as well, and put her crack addiction behind her, but those plans are on hold. >> brandee has been brought back on a bond violation, so the bonding agents are outside with her, appears she's in handcuffs now. we're waiting on a female officer to come in, conduct a pat down search and then we'll process her back into jail. >> hi. >> suzi. >> what's up. >> not going to run on us, right? >> no. come on. >> nyp was apprehended by her bondsman after missing a court date. >> using last night? >> no. >> four days clean. >> four days clean. >> you're clean? >> let me see your tongue. back there. >> nyp is fingerprinte

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ha ha ha! >> ! >> the artist who designed the tattoo said it took five hours and has the glory she deserved. >> all e emmys weren't enough. she had to have a tattoo. it's the pinnacle. >>> speaking of that, if you are up high enough you will get well above the low layer of stratus that's just offshore from san francisco. cooling us downright now. not in santa rosa though. at 77 degrees there, 69 at concord, oakland at 62 and livermore 66 degrees. as we look at a fairly tranquil scene here yet the winds were blowing today. pretty good gusts up to about 25 miles an hour whipping the flags out there and the trees, as well. those winds will die down overnight but pick up again tomorrow. so expect a breezy but sunny sunday. right now the winds are down to about 16 miles an hour out of the west-northwest at pleasanton. out of the south 15 at concord. and at the airport, about 20 miles an hour. up at santa rosa not so bad out of the east-southeast at 7. one of the reasons why they are so warm, they just don't have the cooling effect of that breeze really affecting them too much even at this late hour. by 8

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ha ha ha ♪ >> so it's something that makes noise? >> jimmy: maybe it is something that makes noise and maybe it isn't. [ laughter ] do you want to know what it is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'll tell you what it is. >> okay. hit me with it. come on. >> jimmy: did you ever hear of a boy band, called back street boys? >> yeah. oh my god. >> jimmy: this is an action figure of one of the the back street boys. >> oh you're just -- is that it? >> jimmy: and a -- no. in a coffee can. and also inside the box is a a bunch of hershey kisses. >> i feel like that's -- if it's not the truth, you're a a sociopath. [ laughter and applause ] if i'm gonna lose, i'm gonna made make you feel bad about it. >> jimmy: it is a lie. it's john stamos! ♪ [ applause ] a little lie. just tweaked the lie a little bit. it's rockin' jesse from full house, dude. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. your up. [ audience shouting ] >> you people are crazy. i can't hear you. >> jimmy: all right, so basically whoever wins this, wins the whole deal. >> yeah, i believe this is what they call a tie breaker. [ goofy voice ] >> jimmy: let's dance. just dance and get it over with. [ laughter ] >> why doesn't anybody ever want to dance with us. >> jimmy: i just don't understand. we're good dancers. >> we're very good dancers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're very good dancers. [ laughter ] >> every time we go to coachella, nobody wants to dance with us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i go to coachella and i'm like, "oh my gosh fire. dance with us." and they say no. jennifer, what is -- [ laughter ] we could just dance with each other. >> never. >> jimmy: you want to dance -- you want people to dance with us together. >> never, no. >> jimmy: i'm carl sagan's son. [ laughter ] sorry, it sounds like carl sagan. >> it is a miniature horse on a a bed of the flintstone vitamins -- well yeah, flintstones. >> jimmy: you smelled it and you can smell that it's a a flintstone vitamins? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: miniature horse on a -- that's not what anybody does with their face at all. stop it, you're trying to distract me. [ laughter ] >> that's what somebody does when they're telling the truth. >> jimmy: no it's not! [ laughter ] wait a second so wait. you're trying to do that. miniature horse on top of flintstone vitamins. you smelled it, which means to me that it's not flintstone vitamins it's something else but it still could be a a miniature horse so i'm going to say -- you lie! >> oh my god! you're right. ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so happy, i won! [ cheers and applause ] i'm a champion! muah muah muah. i love you all! jennifer lawrence everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ craig robinson there, oh my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] craig, nice to see you my friend. >> it's great to see you. great to be here. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you for being here and congrats on the new show. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: "mr. robinson." >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: we had -- nbc had a a thing called up fronts where it's basically you go in front of, i guess, media buyers or advertisers -- >> advertisers, yeah. >> jimmy: -- and you tell them the new lineup of shows are and so you are one of the new shows and everyone loved it. congrats and that's all good stuff. do you have fun at the up fronts? you had fun -- you post like a a thousand photos. >> it's a lot of photos. yeah, but -- it's good time. >> jimmy: do you have a go to face when photos are getting taken of you? >> i have a blue steel. yes. >> jimmy: what is it? what is it? >> well -- i always kind of duck my head down. you know, because you don't want them to see the fat. and you know? and then you go down and then you look up, this way. >> jimmy: like that? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is pretty natural and cool. i mean -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: people just tuning in now these two cool dudes just talking and having a good time. >> hanging out. >> jimmy: still being cool. >> yeah. >> jimmy: moving your mouth a a little bit. and you turn, it's like robert de niro. [ laughter ] >> yeah. [ overlapping de niro impressisons ] >> jimmy: there he is. [ cheers and applause ] -- i saw you playing with your band nasty delicious. you were the house band for the american comedy awards. >> yes. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you were great on that. did you like doing that gig? >> yeah i'm the questlove of the american comedy awards. sup twin? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, man. here is your band nasty delicious right there. >> yeah we did our thing. it was -- it was a lot of fun. it was -- you know -- i was nervous leading up to it. but they always lift me up. >> jimmy: well, you know the roots a little bit. right? you did a movie with tariq. >> i did a movie with tariq called "get on up." >> jimmy: james brown story right? >> james brown story. >> jimmy: you played maceo? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> i wish we had a saxophone. >> jimmy: yeah. go for it. can you? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. but here you are. you and tariq -- tariq right there in the scene. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how's tariq to work with? >> tariq -- he's awesome. he's a professional. you know he did his thing came out and kicked it. showed his acting chops. improv and stuff. and it felt like he didn't like us though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> who are you talking about? >> well, tell me i'm lying. at night we'd be like -- tariq -- we'd be rehearsing all day saxophone, whatever. be like, tariq we're going to have dinner. everybody's meeting in the lobby at 8:00 p.m. he would never go. he would always like -- he would always like give these noncommittal answers and he'd dissappear. >> jimmy: so what he say? so we meeting at 8:00 p.m. right? oh 8:00 p.m.? yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, 8:00 p.m., all right. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought toy said 8:00 p.m. okay. cool. >> and so are you coming tariq? he's like "are you coming?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he turned the table? >> yeah. it was like, listen we've got to make reservations. let me know if you're coming. ha you like, man. hey craig, i hate to put you on the spot like this but every time you come, we love it because you're so musically talented. and the band's not with you, but do you mind playing little something for us. a little song or -- [ cheers and applause ] i know you play the piano. a talented -- [ talking over each other ] >> all right. >> jimmy: craig robinson, thank you for doing this, buddy. appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> all right. i need a little audience participation. ♪ [ clapping ] ♪ [ clapping ] ♪ [ clapping ] >> it's stomp your feet you mother [bleep]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey. >> yeah? what happened? >> jimmy: turn it down man. [ laughter ] >> sorry, jimmy. ♪ come on, clap your hands everybody, come on. clap your hands everybody. come on. tonight. here we go. come on. have some fun tonight. happy. uh. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that's it, that's it. yes you can go ahead. you can clap. [ cheers and applause ] >> this one is for the ladies. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ firs

ha-ha-ha. >> stephen: now, satan, you and i rarely see eye to eye on anything but i understand you don't like this statue, either. >> pardon my language, stephen but this statute is horse hockey. everything with a goat head must be the devil. that is racist. >> stephen: i didn't realize you were so sensitive to prejudice. >> look, just because i'm the father of all hatred doesn't mean i'm some kind of bigot. i will torture the flesh of any race, creed or color. to paraphrase dr. king, i have a nightmare. ( laughter ). >> stephen: now, mr. satan, have you spoken to baphomet about this? >> yes, i have, stephen, and he is so depressed, he won't even leave his waterbed filled with the tears of children. how would you feel if you were dropped two months' salaries on a pair of high, hard double ds and they didn't even make it on the statue. that's bound to give you some body issues. >> stephen: thanks for joining us satan. but before you go, is there anything you'd like to plug. >> yes, check out the internship on dvd and blu-ray. i'm really proud of it. >> stephen: satan, lord of hell, everybody. >> ba-ba-booie. >> stephen: we'll be right back. ♪ rejoice... for you have entered the promised land of accomodation. ♪ booking.com booking.yeah! beer. dog. music. yikes. skip track, please. i'm hungry. impossible? maybe, but honeywell's latest innovation gives me hope. hello, thermostat? "hello. please say a command." i'm feeling hot. 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( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: you do. you've won-- you've won three grammies, four goldep globes, three emmys and a tony. and you're here with an interesting project. it's a re-issue of a book that you originally wrote and put out in 1980 called "a view from a broad." >> uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. that's right. >> stephen: why-- why re-issue a book from almost 35 years ago? and can i do that, too? >> , of course, you can. if you have a book you may re-issue. everybody re-issues stuff nowadays. they re-issue their great album, their great movie. the 40th anniversary of "beaches," or whatever the heck. so i have had-- it was in the pile. you know how you have the little piles all over the house? >> stephen: sure. >> and you start to try to keep them in order every now and again. soy found this in the pile and i read it, and-- but the voice of it is so disarming and so sweet, like i am nowadays. i'm covered in barnicles, i'm a crone. it was nice-- i thought it would be a nice yet idea-- there are two generations between that and this and they don't know me at all. i thought, maybe you know, maybe they'll get into-- i'm not just winnie from hocus-pocus. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: when you went back and interested and heard that voice of the younger you, what did you make of yourself? >> you know, i was so-- there was a sweetness to me and a naivete, and it's also very, very funny. i was funny in a very effortless way, and i really like that voice. i really like-- there's a little edge of cynicism, but it's also-- there are so many lies in it! >> stephen: really. >> it's so full of lies that i-- it's a confection -- >> stephen: have you thought about annualitating it with just the word "( bleep )" at the bottom of each page. >> that's a great idea. that's what i should have done. >> stephen: you should put out a teacher's edition. this is describing a tour, a world tour you did in 1978. >> yes. >> stephen: were there groupies? >> for women there are no groupie. >> stephen: really, no? >> you have to have the sound crew or lighting crew. you get your pick of them. >> stephen: really? >>s sometimes if you're really -- >> stephen: did you parade them by. >> you can see how i picked my band. >> stephen:band. those days are over, of course,. >> stephen: they don't have to be. i have a lovely crew here. any of these guys would be honored. there it is. there is a picture-- >> how i choose my band. >> stephen: that's actually your band without any pants on. >> stephen: what would you say to your younger self now if you could talk to her? >> i would say hang on. it's going to be a hell of a ride. that's what i would say. >> stephen: would she say anything to you? is it a two-way street, when you recapture that voice by reading about yourself what, do you think she would say to you? >> she would probably say i'm tough i can make it. indeed, i did. but in a career you have your ups and your downs. not for you, not for you. >> stephen: it's been one rocket ride to heaven. ( cheers and applause ). >> i have to admit, it's true. i have followed you, and it is true. i don't know how you do it. i swear to god. the rest of us hit snags all time, but not you. >> stephen: what's it like to be divine? you are the divine miss m.. and what do you think that means when it's applied to you, "the divine?" >> well, you know, it's so odd-- you can take it in two ways. i thought-- you know when i was a girl, i used to read all these sort of various gossipy books and people would go around saying,"you're so divine, darling. you're divine." and i thought that was fun, be divine. i didn't understand the god-like quality of it, i didn't understand the reference to the spirituality of it. and really the truth is, if you say you're divine enough, you actually do become rather god-like, but in fact -- >> stephen: isn't that a burden? >> no, not for me. not for me. ( laughter ) i'm always struggling to be one with god. i'm always struggling. yes, i am, it's true. in fact i told my daughter and husband i was a messiah. and they believed me. >> stephen: that story often ends, you know, kind of rough. >> very badly. ( laughter ). >> stephen: it haspy ending, but in between, there's a trough. >> yes, yes. i do-- i've seen the picture. i saw the movie. >> stephen: you described yourself as something of a misfit. everybody likes you. how could you be a misfit? >> i was born in hawaii, and i was born in hawaii in the middle of the last century-- i'm not going to tell you when. i was born in hawaii, and in those days, the days that i was growing up, white people were considered the enemy. and if you were white they called you things like holly crab or ( bleep ) or this or that. >> stephen: what does howly mean? >> white person. follow along, honey, follow along. white, white. >> stephen: i don't speak aloha. >> hawley means a foreigner and it refers to people who are white. >> stephen: did you have to develop a character? >> i did, i really did. i developed a lot of armor in those days. it was okay. it really was okay. when i discovered that i actually could make those people who were not happy with me laugh, this was a big step forw

ha, ha, ha. >> other than his hairline, douglas bozo witlou had little in common with his namesake and his crime was no laughing matter. when we met him, he was in thinks 13th year of a 65-year sentence for rape and criminal confinement. and when we saw his scars, it was evident that his status as a sex offender made his time in prison anything but a circus. >> when i was burned with hot water out of a hot pot with baby oil and hair grease. it got on my arm, my stomach. it burned my stomach, it burned my back too. and i healed up pretty good but that's a permanent scar forever. >> he claimed to not know who exactly attacked him. but he offered multiple possibilities for why it happened. >> witlou constantly changed his story what happened and why hes with attacked. at one point he told us it was because he was actually defending a nurse who was the actual intended victim of his attack. >> someone threatened to gun [ bleep ] and so i didn't want the nurse hurt and i said throw it on me. >> another time he told us it was just an accident that occurred. and at one point he admitted that somebody purposely tried to hurt him. >> i walked up to the bars because i thought someone had said bozo because that's what the guys call me. i went up to the bars and splash. they hit me with baby oil and hair grease, and i didn't see the person who did it because there was too many, there was a lot of prisoners out so i didn't see who it was. i'm not the type that would tattle tale on somebody anyway. >> he acknowledged what might be his biggest problem in prison. >> one of the problems and issues i had was talking a lot, excessive talking without you know, going on and on a lot of times. >> not only was witlow a sex offender, he was a sex offender that constantly talked about his crime and even his current behavior which was disturbing. he talked about to anybody who would listen. and this provoked the other inmates in effect, to attack him. >> what did you feel? i know it's a stupid question but what do you remember feeling? >> it was very painful. a lot of pain but nothing like the pain i went through for a false charge for why i'm in here for the last 13 years. >> whitlou was insisting that he was not a rapist, just an exhibitionist. at times though he seemed unsure himself. >> how many exposures, i don't know. i was charged i think, it's been a long time, i think three or four misdemeanors of this same thing. so it looked like i showed a pattern like i was trying to stalk women and then i raped this female, that no, i did not. and so that i learned my lesson to respect women and don't be doing that. unless it's your now as a christian i know i couldn't be naked with somebody unless we were married. >> whitlou had write-ups for exposing himself. not to any one he was married to but prison nurses. >> i gave up. i got 50 years for a rape charge i didn't do so of course i'm pretty mad about that. wouldn't anybody. >> he tended to blame other people for his problems but the fact of the matter was he was exposing himself to nurses, and to people, and then he would talk about it which in a way it's an afront to most inmates. >> the exposures i know for a fact that are forced upon me, forcing me to be in my cell nude without clothing, everything that my clothes were stolen or getting lost but the problem started to be fed from staff here. it's getting ready to be corrected. >> we would try to conduct an interview and he would keep going and the manner in which he spoke t way he conducted himself it was draining. it was absolutely draining. it was hard to keep thim focused. >> i got one blanket. i don't have clothes but that is not something i'm worried about because the lord and -- in his word says we don't got to worry about clothes. he'll worry for you. i do the best i can and that's what i'll do. i know, i wouldn't disrespect you like that. i love you. >> coming up. >> i was arrested, took me down to my jail where i worked. >> an ex-cop lands in one of america's toughest prisons. >> i'm the old school and it's very difficult, very, very difficult. memorial day weekend may be over, but the savings continue all month long! so, if you're looking to buy a car, now is the time and truecar is the way. just go to truecar.com to lock in guaranteed savings without negotiation. thank you! visit truecar.com! >>> coming to prison can be culture shock for almost anyone. when we met armand at cochran he was recovering from a shoulder surgery. but that didn't help ease the pain of being here after a 26-year career in law enforcement. >> worked in the parole division, detective bureau, personnel training in the jails, then promoted to lieutenant in 1984. >> after retiring, he and a group start add charitable foundation. they raised over $3 million in donations. but then questions arose about where the money actually went. >> to make a long story short the judge said all of the money was raised was fraud even though we could show we gave away $70,000 to little league teams, hospitals, christmas drives, thanksgiving, easter basket drives. now it's all fraud money so because it's all fraud the $3.5 million is all income and by the way you owe several million dollars tax on that. >> after donating only $70,000 of the $3.5 million he raised, tianaa was sentenced to 18 years in prison for fraud and embezzlement. >> in the beginning it seems surreal. as you go through it you start to devise ways to cope, or, go crazy. you know. i mean, no secret i mean i'm not ashamed to say i thought of killing myself. in the beginning. i didn't know if i could get through this. when i was arrested it took me down to my jail, where i worked, i've got guys that were working for me putting handcuffs on me. and they felt terrible. i mean, i had one guy tell me it's like putting handcuffs on my brother. >> the jury that convicted him believed that he used the millions he raised not to help others but to live a life of luxury purchasing houses, boats and sports cars. it's a very different lifestyle today. >> you have one little table there, you've got four walls, you have a cement floor and no paint t stainless steel toilet. you have to use the restroom where you often eat. there are two people most of the time. you can imagine. you have to go to the restroom here. it's everything is just so -- i wasn't brought up that way, you know. i'm old school. it's very difficult. very, very difficult. >> not only was he former law enforcement, he still carried himself like a cop. and here he was incarcerated in a pretty hard core prison, and i could see he hadn't come to terms with the fact he was once a law enforcement agent and now he was an inmate. he still obviously struggled with that fact. he was lucky he was put in a protective custody unit, otherwise he would be in grave danger. >> i wouldn't probably last five minutes on the main line. >> why? >> they don't like cops. you know. or ex-cops. >> tiano says if nothing else his experience here has helped him see the people he used to arrest in a new light. >> i've been dealing with these people for many, many years. and you know, there's a lot of them that aren't, i mean, you know, there's a perception, unfortunately, by the majority of our society that everybody is in prison is really a bad person. and that's not the case. my heartaches for some of these youngsters you see come in, 21, 22 that are facing life sentences because of a stupid mistake. i mean, you just wonder how is this 22-year-old kid going to get through to age 65, 70, 75, 80, and this is it. i mean there's no more than this. this is all there is for him. you can't help but have some empathy for that guy. >> how is the should center. >> it's a little sore. i got it out of the sling to try and get -- gets too stiff if i leave it in all the time. >> for all of these years for 26 years in law enforcement, you know, i've got a very good friend of mine that's retired captain. we write. and i was telling him it's like

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ha-ha-ha. >> stephen: now, satan, you and i rarely see eye to eye on anything but i understand you don't like this statue, either. >> pardon my language, stephen but this statute is horse hockey. everything with a goat head must be the devil. that is racist. >> stephen: i didn't realize you were so sensitive to prejudice. >> look, just because i'm the father of all hatred doesn't mean i'm some kind of bigot. i will torture the flesh of any race, creed or color. to paraphrase dr. king, i have a nightmare. ( laughter ). >> stephen: now, mr. satan, have you spoken to baphomet about this? >> yes, i have, stephen, and he is so depressed, he won't even leave his waterbed filled with the tears of children. how would you feel if you were dropped two months' salaries on a pair of high, hard double ds and they didn't even make it on the statue. that's bound to give you some body issues. >> stephen: thanks for joining us satan. but before you go, is there anything you'd like to plug. >> yes, check out the internship on dvd and blu-ray. i'm really proud of it. >> stephen: satan, lord of hell, everybody. >> ba-ba-booie. >> stephen: we'll be right >> stephen: we'll be right back. brewed for more this ispirited nights.tune. it's undistilled, yet it has smooth clean finish. you might choose a regular beer, but then you might get a regular night. miller fortune. your fortune awaits. honestly, the off-season isn't i've got a lot to do. that's why i got my surface. it's great for watching game film and drawing up plays. it's got onenote, so i can stay on top of my to-do list, which has been absolutely absurd since the big game. with skype, it's just really easy to stay in touch with the kids i work with. alright, russell you are good to go! alright, fellas. alright, russ. back to work! but there's a hint of sweetness, too. [ woman clearing throat ] it must be the apples. i concur. the new chicken apple sausage sandwich from dunkin', made with real apples and spices, your morning just got a lot more flavorful. aswhen i really needit's reto get stuff done,at home. i hide in the laundry room. no one ever goes in there. a lawyer that's a monkey? hahahaha. also, the dryer sheets reeeally help my writing. writing supplies. oh. number 7 of my

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while most inmates try to deal with prison life the best they can, hymes has fought the system all the way. >> ha, ha, halife. i can go anywhere. i can get a passport. i can do anything, you know, if i want to. i'm not under supervision of law enforcement at all times like i have been. so basically i can do anything i want to. >> although hymes has reached the end of his sentence, the stakes are higher than ever. >> hymes has two strikes against him right now, and i think he is aware that if he commits another crime and is prosecuted for that, it could very well be a third strike. which he would be looking at 25 to life. >> i'm too old now, you know. i mean, i figure if i came back to prison again, i would never get out. no matter if it was for a two-year sentence or something. no telling what happened. i just can't subject myself to that. >> christmases, thanksgivings, birthdays. he got to spend one birthday out of jail in over 15 years, he's able to spend one birthday, and that was in 2003. >> first my plan is to go eat a good meal, you know, and my sisters come to get me and just be around my family.

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ha, ha, ha. all right. so i want to marry harry. finally. >> we had this kid on last week. >> love him. love him. >> they moved up the debut of the series. >> everyone's buzzing about it. >> yeah. it premiered last night. >> this is the beginning where the girls had no idea that there was -- who they were going to meet. they didn't even know it was prince harry. so it was all a big surprise. all right, let's watch. >> the strategy is deflection. i am going to play the part of the mysterious man. >> so what would you like us to call you? >> anything you like will do for now. >> prince charming. >> engaging 12 girls and trying to make them all like you is damn near impossible. doing that while seeing someone else is ridiculous. >> we all sort of just, like, bombard him with questions. so how old are you, sir? >> are you a wild guy? >> is polo your favorite sport? >> i feel like i could blow this at any point, and that's a lot of pressure. crikey, what the hell have i got myself into? how's your dating career to date? >> i don't do well. >> you've done really well so far. >> well, with you. i can't pick them. >> american girls. american girls don't seem to have inside voices at all. loud, in your face, brash. they're not -- they're really forward. >> you catch me behind closed doors, i'll be all over you. >> time to unmask. >> he never says -- he never says he's harry. >> no. >> not the real harry. >> okay. how about his outside voices thing? >> is he saying basically that all american women are are sluts? is that what he's trying to say? >> loud-mouthed sluts is what he said. >> i think american women are more forward and more aggressive. and i've known that since my son was 6. >> it happens. well, you know what? >> not you, hodi. >> demure. we have to talk about this 11-year-old girl real quick. she qualified for golf's u.s. open. >> for the women. >> her name is lucy lee from redwood shores, california. she just qualified. she's a little thing. she's 11 years old. >> and she qualified by, like, seven strokes, right? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> anyway. i mean, can you imagine being 11 and being in that kind of a competition? >> but tiger was that amazing when he was -- i remember when he was 3, he came on our show with reege, and we couldn't believe. every single putt in at 3. >> amazing. >> she's adorable. >> wow. does it go in? let's see. >> probably. >> who knows? you never know. maybe this one fell short. >> and it did! hoda's on a roll. i'm using my outdoor voice. because i'm american! >> that's the only voice you've got. drew barrymore's daughter -- >> that's not nice. >> what do you mean? >> not nice. >> i can't hear you. is someone saying something? >> what were you going to talk about? >> drew barrymore, she's got a daughter on the cover of "people" magazine. her name is frankie. it's her second child with her husband, will. initially they weren't sure how to pick a name because their 20-month-old daughter's name is olive. they thought about naming this child hazel. >> or pepper. >> they didn't want to greens or two foods. >> i guess sue was taken. >> well, the new hot baby name. >> you don't hear any names like that anymore. what did you name your baby? >> sue. >> you know what the hot baby name is? >> yes, i do, kale. kale kardashian. >> that would be good. >> because of the "k" thing. >> 262 people have named their children kale in 2013. >> now, most of them are boys, i think, right? 257. it's the impact on culture. what can i tell you, hoda woman. >> some soon-to-be grandmothers, when they realize that their daughter is about to have a baby, they get very excited. this is one of those caught on tape. her daughter, lisa, told her mother -- she surprised her in a greeting card, so take a look at her mom's reaction. >> are you kidding me? are you kidding me? don't mess with me, lisa! [ screaming ] >> wow! >> you know she never thought that was going to happen. you can tell. >> and she's not using her indoor voice. >> she continues screaming for a minute. >> the dog's barking. >> are you kidding me? >> she's going to hurt her daughter. she's pregnant. >> wow! i love that. >> wow! >> that is the best. that is the best. >> she's going to be a fun grandma, you know? she's going to be fun. and loud. okay. >> so we have some good news. >> we do. remember the -- i think she's a reporter. >> stephanie, she works at the "post" on page 6. she was told by her boyfriend that if she made him 300 sandwiches, he would marry her. so she was making him sandwiches. and she came on and talked to us about it. well, after 257 sandwiches -- ♪ another one bites the dust >> he proposed. she had 43 left. anyway, congrats to stephanie. she's been blogging about the experience, and now she hasi think they went to barbados or somewhere like that. and they set it up very romantically. we're happy for them. see what a couple of pieces of bread and some ham will do? that's all it takes. love never ceases to amaze me. another shout-out to the long-distance dad. we want to celebrate great dads whose jobs take them away from home. >> if you know a dad who works in the military or drives a truck, something that keeps the dad away from home, we want to know about them. go to klgandhoda.com. click on connect. >>> people liked that jumpsuit the other day. they can get it at the thatchery on marco island. they've got a bunch of them. >> what's it called? >> the thatchery? patchington's. i'm so sorry. >> go to our "favorite things" on the website. >> and it's less than what i said before. it's $97.20 or something. it's cheaper than what we were told. so that's good news. >>> a twisted tale comes to life on the small screen. >> yeah, stars of "petals on the wind," ellen burstin, rose are

ha ha ha!" and then him. >> seth: well, if he smiles the acorns fall out. now -- >> one other thing -- the final, the whole evening ends. my parents are there and they -- paul wolfowitz, rushes up to them. he's this neo-conservative which means, i don't know what it means. and they -- he rushes up to my mother. and my mother does not like him. and he hugs her. and tells her how much he likes me. and my mother, after she got out of the hug, came racing over to me and said, "don't you ever do anything like this again." [ laughter ] >> seth: very nice. very nice of her to be so supportive. [ applause ] so, you don't seem that optimistic about washington, d.c. in general. two years until the next election. do you have any expectations of what's gonna happen until then? >> i think the excitement for us is to see what we are not going to do next. and it is really going to be great. >> seth: what we're not going to do next? >> yeah. i mean, we're gonna try to do things, but we're not. so we'll try to -- you know, we tried to find the plane. no luck. [ laughter ] oh, come on! [ laughter ] after five weeks of that, i mean seriously it turned cnn so a -- that network. i started watching cnn a lot. not because of the plane, but i felt that cnn's service is, it gives you a good idea of what it's gonna be like when you have a stroke. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: no, it's okay. it was preparing you. >> it's preparing me for -- >> seth: you have a lot of opinions on some issues. i'd love to run through some of them now, get your take. social security. >> social security. we've got to do something. are we going to do something? no. [ laughter ] everything is going to be fine until whatever it is, 2027 -- which they act is like a million years away. it's like ten minutes. so i think to raise -- i think, just simply, because my parents are now 96 and 95. so you have to, because the -- we're growing older as a country. >> seth: right. >> raise age of retirement from 65 to 67. that's simple. you know. a lot of people who are 65 and they're watching it -- they're probably just yelling at the tv set. but you know, not now. but do it. just do it. and don't -- because and my parents lived this long, don't blame the breakdown of the system on them. you know? "you grew too old! you people grew too old!" [ laughter ] >> seth: what about gun control? >> gun control. i would like to call it gun violence. 'cause you say "gun control" and now 6,000 people turn their tvs off. "i know what he's going to say!" >> seth: right. >> you know? 'cause they lose their minds when they hear that word. i think the problem is we have two cultures. you know, we have a gun culture. all the arguments break down to this. we have a gun culture and people who were not raised in a gun culture. i was not raised in a gun culture. i was raised by two jews who never used guns. and -- it's not a club. [ laughter and applause ] and it was, two jews and they didn't hunt for game. no, they hunted for buffets. >> seth: right. you don't need guns for that. immigration. >> immigration. i know we're not going to do anything, 'cause that's really the life line of the country. and it always has people's families -- we didn't sprout! [ light laughter ] that's the way it works. let's not do anything and let's see how that works for us. just allow anybody in. let's really just -- seriously. build walls around and -- you know one way to stop this whole thing of "boy, these people want to come here"? let's start, instead of making us look so great when we kind of advertise ourselves to the world, make ourselves look lousy. like this is a terrible place to live. no, you don't want to come here. [ laughter ] >> seth: do you think when people, politicians say this is the greatest country in the world, they're creating the immigration problem? >> of course they are! say this is a dump. i don't even know why i'm here. >> seth: i think that's a very effective plan. i hope you run for office one day. these are excellent platforms. >> you know what my platform is gonna be? >> seth: what's that? >> we're gonna invade tahiti if i run. >> seth: why tahiti? >> because it's great! >> seth: th

has been that there has been a complete breakdown in the traditional standard divisions between left and right or conservative and liberal, republican and democrat. there has been this extremely i think inspiring bipartisan coalition that hasrged that has demanded that there be constraints imposed on the nsa. >> reporter: greenwald says he has plans to reveal some of the most spectacular documents snowden leaked on the intercept, a digital magazine. its parent company has a collaboration agreement with nbc. pete williams, nbc news, new york. >> you can see a longer version of that interview on our website. of that interview on our w[ female announcer ] the secret to luminous, shiny color? innovative cc cream from nice 'n easy. our advanced treatment helps keep highlights and lowlights shiny and luminous. cc cream, find it in every box of nice 'n easy. the most natural shade of you. >>> final moment with our round table. we've been talking about hillary clinton a lot this morning. provoked some lively reaction on twitter. ha ha ha, pause, sip of coffee. the idea that after this past month she might say, no, probably not. >> this really is -- there are republicans who believe their best shot at beating her is to do whatever

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has a strong-arm to make the throws and just -- i don't know, he has that -- just by appeal of a quarterback by looking, he has all that stuff that he like to see. >>> linebacker khalil mack at the raiders alameda headquarters today flanked by mom and dad is the first-round draft pick first time in the state of california. what a 24 hours for the fifth overall pick in the draft. >> have you had that moment where you just kind of said to yourself with nobody else around, oh, expletive? hashis happened to me? really? >> not yet. man, i haven't had that chance to be by myself and have that moment yet but hopefully i'll have it on the way back when i get back to buffalo. >> been kind of a whirlwind, huh? >> kind of a whirlwind, man. yeah. hopefully i get that moment to myself to really -- >> is it true one of your earliest memories of pro football was seeing these guys getting pasted in the super bowl by the bucs? >> don't tell nobody i said that. don't tell raider nation i said that. that was my first really one of my first football memories but -- it just so happened it was. >> and you're under the employ of that very team that you're expected to bring back. it's been a long time since they have had a winning record around here. >> that's not what you focus on. you focus on the future. the future is now. and it's time to get it, raider nation. >> hey, baseball. >>> the a's are moving forward without dan straily sent to sacramento. his record 11-2. ryan cook was also plac

ha-ha-ha. that is pretty good.n my desk. >> you are fine. give it some pats. >> jimmy: you are bleeding, why am i fine. >> i'm not bleeding -- >> you are bleeding from the less dangerous animal. >> the carical, the tufts, the north american. >> pet him. >> come on, jimmy, pet him. >> jimmy: his head seems too small for the rest of his body. no offense, dude. >> the smaller head is an adapt tugs stronger muscles. the shorter the jaw muscles are the better the bite is. one of the best predators in the world. when it sees something it wants to eat few can get away from it. >> jimmy: does it eat mice and stuff look that? >> anything smaller than. >> come here, buddy. >> jimmy: does it kill for fun like cats do. >> the predator defense is, far more. they hunt because they can kill something. >> jimmy: if you gave it catnip would it roll and freak out? >> this guy wouldn't. some like catnip. snuggly. obviously, they're not like domestic cats. with this big harness. with the big harness. it is obviously, looks like it may

. >> he tweeted "ha, ha, donovan. ha ha. didn't notice until phone notified me." donovan has played in three world cups, but he won't play in this one. the los angeles galaxy star reportedly had some problems after taking several months off last year. >>> meantime, the bay area's own is headed to brazil. the earthquake star and danville native was chosen as one of the team's four forwards. that will make the game even more exciting to watch. >>> a popular south bay shopping center up for sale, we'll talk about that, next. >>> be on the market for the first time in 15 years. the shopping center is located right off highway 17 and it's home to businesses such as trader joe's, marshalls and many restaurants. the pruneyard has been around since the early '70s and part of an early california supreme court case years ago. no word yet on what will happen to that property once it sold. >>> hewlett-packard continues to cut. plans to cut up to 16,000 more jobs. this will be worldwide. that brings the total job cut under ceo megwittman to 50,000. hp says the job cuts will be

ha ha ha. to all of ya, i'm here on a single mission and is to thank you for your extraordinary service. i thank you as our -- your commander in chief because you inspire me. your willingness to serve, to step forward at a time of war and say "send me" is the reason the united states stays strong and free. of all the honors that i have as serving as president, nothing matches serving as your commander in chief. but i'm also here representing 300 million americans who want to say thank you as well. and i know sometimes, when you're over here, away from home, away from family, you may not truly absorb how much the folks back home are thinking about you. but i just want you to know when it comes to supporting and you your families, the american people stand united. we support you. we are proud of you. we stand in awe and you can see it in american actions every single day. you see it in the kids across america who send you all of those care packages and all of those girl scout cookies. those were pretty popular, huh? you like those cookies, huh? all right. i'll bet you get some more now. you see it in the eyes of the co-workers and wives and moms and sons and daughters, at school on and on their sports teams. you see it when you return stateside, all of the folks standing up applauding, lining up to shake your hand and welcoming you home. you see it when entire stadiums get to their feet to salute our troops and our veterans. just the other day i welcomed the super bowl champion seattle seahawks and listen, i'm a bears' fan but i -- but the one thing that i saw and i've seen it with every sports team that comes to the white house is, the work that they do, visiting walter reed, bethesda, doing work with military families. in fact, to help announce their draft picks this month, the seattle seahawks selected jeff baker who is a seahawks' fan but also a veteran of iraq in afghanistan and a proud sergeant in the u.s. army to make that draft pick because they want to make a signal that we love our sports, our football. that is fun and games but this is the competition that counts. these are the real heroes. you see america's gratitude every time i present a veteran of afghanistan with our nation's highest military decoration, the medal of honor. we bestow that medal on an individual. but every time, every time that we bestow that medal, whoever is the recipient says he accept it is on behalf of the whole team and everybody who bears the uniform of the american armed forces and when those sicitatio are read, everybody stops and listens and they are stirred by the sacrifice that you render for each other and all of us. so i'm here to say thank you and i'm here to say how proud i am of you. and i'm here to say how proud i am of your families because in some ways, in ways large and small, they are sacrificing just like you are. but i'm also here because after a decade of war, we're at a pivotal moment. last year marked a major milestone. for the first time, afghan forces took the lead to secure their own country. and today you're in a support role, helping to train and assist afghan forces. for many of you, this will be your last tour in afghanistan. and by the end of this year, the transition will be complete and afghans will take full responsibility for their security and our combat mission will be over. america's war in afghanistan will come to a responsible end. now -- [ applause ] -- now, that progress is because of you and the more than half a million americans, military and civilian, who served here in afghanistan and i don't want you to ever forget why you are here or how vital your mission is to our national security. some of you may know that i was in new york city and we were there to dedicate the new 9/11 museum and i had time to spend with the survivors and with families who loved lost ones and with the first responders who would rush to the scene and had a chance to ponder the portraits and the biographies of the thousands who were killed that day and to think about those that were killed in pennsylvania and at the pentagon. and once again, we resolve to never forget what happened on that september day and to do everything in our power to prevent something like that from ever happening again. that's why you are here. that's why you are here and i notice some of you don't remember because as i was getting a briefing while brad was singing, i saw a picture of the twin towers and the operation room nearby. so i know you don't forget. and four years ago on my first visit we laid out the mission and i just got a briefing on the progress and today, every single one of you, everybody that hasre and members of our coalition can be proud because you are completing our mission. you are completing the mission. we said that we were going to deny al qaeda safe haven and, since then, we have decimated al qaeda's leadership in the tribal region and our troops here played a role in the counterterrorism operations, including the one that delivered justice to osama bin laden. so, along with our intelligence personnel, you've helped prevent attacks and save american lives back home. al qaeda is on its heels in this part of the world and that's because of you. we said that we were going to reverse the taliban's momentum. and so you went on the offensive driving the taliban out of its strongholds. but everybody knows afghanistan is still a very dangerous place. insurgents still launch cowardly attacks against innocent civilians. but just look at the progress that you've made possible. afghans reclaiming their communities and more girls returning to school. dramatic improvements in life

ha ha ha. and it's me being liam neeson dressing as a cowboy. and they were making fun of the fact that i did it in an irish accent. but you couldn't have an irish accented cowboy. >> jimmy: so seth called me up and asked if i do this film. and i said i'll do it on condition they can use my own irish accent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show a clip here's liam neeson in a "a million ways to die in the west." take a look at this guy. >> where'd you learn to shoot? >> your wife. >> oh snap. >> look, look, look, before you kill me. just grant me a few last words. all right? >> make it quick. >> let anna live. all right? let her live. this is not her fault. i kissed her. she didn't kiss me. all right? it's not her fault. i mean she didn't tell me she was married so it's a little bit her fault i guess. [ laughter ] yeah i guess that's kind of true. so maybe just shoot her in the arm? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he's a hero. [ cheers and applause ] liam neeson, "a million ways to die in the west" opens in theaters may 30th. terry crews joins us next. come on back everybody. 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(whispering) sorry. (whispering) hi, uh we need a new family plan. (whispering) how about 10 gigs of data to share and unlimited talk and text. (whispering) oh ten gigs sounds pretty good. (whispering) yeah really good (whispering) yeah and for a family of 4 it's a $160 a month. what! get outta here! (whispering) i'm sorry are we still doing the whisper thing? or? (whispering) o! sorry! yes yes! (whispering) we'll take it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented man who works nonstop. he's one of the stars of the hit tv show "brooklyn 99." he just wrote a relationship book called "manhood." and he stars alongside adam sandler and drew barrymore in the new comedy "blended" and he's hilarious. hits theaters this friday. please welcome to the show mr. terry crews. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: terry crews. looking sharp. >> i like it. >> jimmy: you look sharp. oh my goodness that is a sweet tuxedo right there, my friend. >> thank you, sir. thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy to have you here. oh my gosh. i'm a big fan obviously. >> congratulations to everything, man. this is the best show on tv right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh thank you. >> huge. i'm so happy for you. >> jimmy: i love you, i love you. congrats on this. you wrote a book, "manhood." it's fantastic. i don't know if i could wrap my head around any -- you know, i think i have add or something. i don't know if i could just write a book but this is a full on book about relationships. it's a great book. >> i've been married 25 years. i have five kids. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a grandfather. >> jimmy: no. >> and i've done the dumbest things you can ever imagine. i'm just tryin' to tell you. i'm a man. >> jimmy: you're a man, yeah. you make mistakes. >> i'm stupid. we have blank out, dumb moments. dumb periods. >> jimmy: all the men are stupid. there you go. >> all of us. that's the first chapter. >> jimmy: yeah that's just the first chapter. >> it's the first chapter. it's just so crazy, man. and i had to write down all my mistakes. everything i ever did and just show that i'm still alive. it's a miracle. >> jimmy: really? >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: from all the dumb things, really? >> every dumb thing is there for -- you know, and i just go all in, man. i was honest. i let people know. because it may help somebody not be stupid. a lot of the life lessons in here. a lot of stories i didn't really know about you. but like a lot of failures that you went through in your life. during -- you were in the nfl for years. >> listen, six teams in seven years. and i got cut almost every year. and, i mean, i learned failure. it was my buddy. you know what i had to understand? that i needed to fail harder. this is weird because when you fail big you end up in a pretty good place. you know what i'm saying? if you're going fail don't fail on the little stuff, because then you'll just never get up. but fail in front of the everybody and make it huge because then you learn something. and so for me, i just learned every day. i kept going. i just kept going with the nfl. i kept going with my acting. and there were times -- >> jimmy: you had to move to other cities. you had to tell your wife and kids, "sorry about that. i got cut again." >> she -- i puller her right along with every -- all the kids, the whole thing. and the thing is, is that i realized with every failure, i got a little bit higher. and that no is negotiable. when people tell you no or reject it it's not now. it may be for now but tomorrow it may be yes. so i learned to just keep going and just keep fighting for what you know. and all of a sudden, the doors started opening. and everything just started changing for me. >> jimmy: what you're saying there is like -- i'm just checking the doorknobs. >> that's it. right. and one thing fireman -- they always tell the guys, "don't break down the door. don't break down the door." if you try the doorknob it's probably open. but a lot of guys don't do that. they're like brawwhh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and yet, you get surprised when it's opened. >> then i go, "oh, oh man, it's open." >> jimmy: oh, it's open. sorry, my bad. [ laughter ] but it's great book. you gotta check it out. it comes out tomorrow. so everyone pick this thing up. and then you got a busy weekend because, man, you're in a a another adam sandler movie. and boy, oh boy, did you knock this one out of the park. just as funny as the others you were in. >> thanks, my man. >> jimmy: what were you in for -- you were in "longest yard?" >> "longest yard." adam basically called me. i played cheeseburger eddy. [ cheers ] he's like -- and adam, the way adam does it, he calls me up and he's, "man, you know, let's do this." and he's that kind of guy. if he likes your talent and he believes in you, he just puts you in. and now you gotta show him proof. you know what i mean? and then he put me in "click." i did a cameo in "click." this one -- >> jimmy: this one is off the chains for you. you are like a south african tom jones. >> tom jones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: singing in the whole movie. every time there is an awkward moment or something you happen to be there with the band singing. [ laughter ] it's called "blended." it's a movie with drew barrymore, adam sandler. here is a clip of terry crews. >> get your gloves up. oh. >> are you okay. >> that was sneaky, but i'm fine. ♪ they are blending they are bonding ♪ >> yeah, i'd say. didn't know you guys worked out together. but it makes sense. ♪ when one person meets another come together e oh they are blending ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: never seen anything like that. >> love you man. >> jimmy: go see "blended" in theaters this is friday. i love this guy, terry crews. we're going to do something fun after the break. stick around everybody. it will be good. 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has been linked to corruption. where does he go? >> he has been a successful prime minister. he has tripled the economy. he has reached out to the kurds. he has introduced a new foreign policy. he is seen as a man of the reflects man who that the country's feeling. ofwhat about the direction the country? >> this is an accretion of power by the prime minister. that is what they do in the east. andideas of girl is him checks and balances are not as deeply ingrained and that society. custom look at these protests and think things are changing, you are suggesting not so fast. >> let's wait and trust the turk his people. the end of the day, this is a democracy. i don't think that will change. it is a pretty stable country. bet on turkey. >> thank you very much for coming in. now, to nigeria where a car bomb has exploded in the capital. a number of people have died. it is unclear how many. it is near a site where an explosion at a substation killed nearly 70 people. what more do we know about this attack? >> well, officials are saying that nine dead bodies have been recovered from the scene and 11 unconscious people

ted rowlands has the investigation. >> i will destroy you. ha-ha-haampage killers that have a lot in common. sandy hook killer adam lanz a, james holmes, the columbine killers, and injury odd lauf ner from the tucson massacre were late teens to mid-20s at the time of the shootings, all grew up in relatively stable environments, except the columbine shooters attended some college and all of them had mental health issues. >> they come from a world where they're cared for, nurtured, they have resources, they're protected. >> reporter: ph.d. psychologist james gaber even oh spent 20 years studying and writing about them, wrote "lost boys", why our sons turn violent. he believes one of the reasons the vast majority of rampage killers in the u.s. are young white men is because their mental illness is mixed with an inflated ego. >> the environment that they're in and the narcissism that they experience, all of na predisposes them to take on vendettas against their perceived enemies. >> i don't know what you don't see in me. i'm the perfect guy. >> the same c

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his popularity has shot up through the roof. he has one on has terms, has he not? >> i don't think it's wise for anyone to get in the head of president putin the given what has happened just in the last four months. let me take issue with one thing you said there with regards to crimea. states nor most of the civilized world has recognized what russia did in crimea. we still respected. the tm territorial integrity of ukraine -- we still respect the territorial integrity. that will continue. with regard to where krugman goes from here, as i said, i think we just don't know yet. it will depend very much on whether he decides to reach out to president-elect poroshenko and whether he's interested in the escalating. we have now seen russian troops on the border surrounding ukraine begin to move back to their bases. that's a good ring. we have also seen naked tenure destabilization in eastern ukraine just another last couple of days that's very worrying. >> the kind of destabilization? do you expect it to continue? saw a separatist attack on the airport in don asked -- do