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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.aid it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ blue moon is brewed mwith valencia orange peel, for a taste that shines brighter. [girl] uh, not sure. english what'slit, maybe?? [brad] oo, that means books. there we go. with apartments-dot-com, it's so easy to set up your... [girl] oh! oh! maybe japanese culinary arts? [brad] oh, oh, okay. well...with apartments-dot-com... [girl interupting] no, wait, a vet? [brad] well, that's pet-friendly! okay, cat-world. ah, there we go. hello, sweet... [brad] bless you. [girl] or a pilot! [brad] this could take a while... change your apartment. change the world. out out! get get get! grrr! did you find everything okay, sir? whaaaaat? ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! now, since he's been in office, president trump has signed a bunch of new laws and executive orders from the muslim ban to reducing clean water regulations to the one mandating sean spicer conduct all press briefing
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.beer! ♪ it's time for you and your boys to get out of town. (laughing) left foot. right foot. left foot. stop. twitch your eyes so they think you're crazy. if you walk the walk you talk the talk. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance you switch to geico. hide the eyes. it's what you do. show 'em real slow. >> trevor: that's our show for tonight! we're back people, so joinig tonight at 11:00. now here it is... your moment of zen. >> we're going to do the james lipton inside the actors studio part of this interview. >> okay. >> do you have a favorite curse word? >> poop. >> chris: it's 29 minutes until midnight and i still don't know which girl from girls i am! we have been on hiatus for ten days. that's a long time to not make dick jokes. if you were online this weekend, chances are you saw this story about a couple in mississippi that was trying to conceive a child through i.v.f., but when they got their blood test results back it turned out the
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.beer! ♪ it's time for you and your boys to get out of town. (laughing) left foot. right foot. left foot. stop. twitch your eyes so they think you're crazy. if you walk the walk you talk the talk. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance you switch to geico. hide the eyes. it's what you do. show 'em real slow. >> trevor: that's our show for tonight! we're back people, so joinig tonight at 11:00....
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.re getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ what bad back?gels work so fast you'll ask what pulled hammy? advil liqui - gels make pain a distant memory nothing works faster stronger or longer what pain? advil. ♪ ♪ starbucks nariño 70 cold brew coffee. in stores now. only at starbucks. i believe in me too. ♪ i am the unicorn of your confidence ♪ [eclectic music] ♪ - alabama's 6th is the reddest district in the country, but surprisingly, protestors flooded republican congressman gary palmer's town hall... [crowd jeers] and spilled onto the streets outside. time to find out if these were paid professionals. - people here today are-- who are protesting they are being paid. - how can you tell? - if they can't engage with you about a policy or an issue, they're most likely paid, because they've been given talking points. somebody has to tell them what to say. let's--let's start talking about hitler or anything else-- the tax return. russia. hitler. like, i would never bring up hitler and all that
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.u. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ it has the same great taste a it's always had. even the same sound. [sfx: buschhhhh] [sfx: buschhhhh] i like yours too.hair. can i have some? it's not cool to ask that. thanks, captain obvious. online dating isn't always rewarding. but hotels.com is. instant savings now, free nights later. hotels.com. fortified.tored. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. why not feel this good everyday? emerge and see. - you could make an entire rap song with just donald trump quotes. all you need is a dope beat. - ♪ bow ♪ bow, bowm ♪ bow ♪ bow, bowm ♪ bow ♪ bow, bowm - told ya. - told ya. - truth. - ♪ check me out ♪ democrats, they love me ♪ check me out, these muslims love me ♪ - they do. - ♪ stop hating ♪ these women love me, these gays love me ♪ ♪ everybody love me - told ya. - ♪ check me out, megyn kelly, she love me ♪ ♪ check me out, illegals, they love me ♪
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. beer! ♪ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! tom? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! snickers® satisfies. unlimited data on t-mobile, now that's a treat. why did verizon take so long to offer it? is it because their lte network was built six years ago? six years ago? that's like a hundred in phone years. t-mobile built newer, faster, more advanced lte to handle unlimited data. switch to t-mobile, now covering 314 million americans and growing. and right now, get 2 lines of unlimited data for a hundred bucks, all in! taxes and fees included. hey! you'll want to sit down for this... because you can get a large, two-topping pizza hut pizza for $7.99 delivered. which you can reorder using the hut seat. ok. that thing is ridiculous. simply reorder on your phone with just a few clicks. it's the easiest way to order. no one out pizzas the hut when it comes to heartburn... trust the brand doctors trust. nexium 24hr is the #1 choice of doctors and pharmacists for their own frequent heart
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ou're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ [ it's a good day [ goat bleating ] [ bird squawking ] this is gonna be awesome. [ laughing ] when it comes to buying a house... trulia knows the house is only half of it. and with 34 map overlays like playgrounds, demographics, schools, and more... you can find the right house and the right neighborhood for you. trulia. the house is only half of it. only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. they release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® [h♪avy sigh] real meal for five bucks. real meal for five bucks. real meal for five bucks. real meal for five bucks. real meal for five bucks. [deep breath] finger lickin', finger lickin', finger lickin'... gooooood!!! blue moon is brewed with valencia orange peel, ♪ for a taste that shines brighter.
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ man: chevy is the most awarded car company, three years in a row. really! let's see how quickly you can read through all their awards. (bell ringing) man 2: 2017 motor trend car of the year. kelly blue book 2016 best resale value. 2016 j.d. power highest quality breaking... agh! 10 best... blah blah blah. 2015... only about 90 more to go! that's a lot of awards! chevrolet. the most awarded and fastest growing retail brand in 2016. celebrate with us and get 16% below msrp on select chevy vehicles in stock. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. on select chevy vehicles in stock. five dollars.a one-piece breast. hmm, pot pie costs you five bucks. that's a famous bowl, five bills. tenders for a fiver. and that's my two-piece original recipe, also five dollars. that's five real meals, each for five bucks. kfc, it's finger lickin' good. [music / beat-box vocals playing] ♪ you're gonna rock the party ♪ ♪ ♪ rock this party up man, i'm re
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.e you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ ♪ twenty years from now... ...you will be more disappointed... ...by the things you didn't do... ...than by the ones you did do. [beep, beep, beep, beep] [tires screech] wooo! so throw off the bowlines. ♪ sail away from the safe harbor. catch the trade winds in your sails. explore. dream. discover. corolla with toyota safety sense standard. toyota. let's go places. and now, they're even better. we hand-batter them, and they're made with 100% all-natural white meat. try one of our bold, new flavors today, only at chili's. blue moon is brewed with tryvalencia orange peel, new flavors today, ♪ for a taste that shines brighter. and now...i'm in bristol, inia. tennessee. on this side of the road is virginia... and on this side it's tennessee. no matter which state in the country you live in, you could save hundreds on car insurance by switching to geico. look, i'm in virginia... i'm in tennessee... virginia... tennessee... and now i'm in vir
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.'re getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ [upbeat music] ♪ - this is my first american election, and come january, there might be a 50-foot gold trump sign on top of the white house. as a non-white immigrant, can anyone give me one reason why i shouldn't get the [bleep] outta here? how 'bout this guy, professor peter navarro, one of trump's new economic advisers. what's he got for me? - the biggest issue in this campaign is the economy. i believe donald trump will be great for the economy. not just good--great. - i mean, you are an old white guy wearing a suit, so i guess it fits the demographic. - uh, you're-- let me guess. 29. - i thought you were gonna say filipino, but close. - you're young, well-dressed. - smart. - if the major problem facing your country is the economy, who else would you want besides a business person and an entrepreneur? - oh, right--who cares about trump's crazy racist crap? in america, it's all about the bottom line. trump will be great for the economy. - we ne
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.'re getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ [upbeat music] ♪ - this is my first american election, and come january, there might be a 50-foot gold trump sign on top of the white house. as a non-white immigrant, can anyone give me one reason why i shouldn't get the [bleep] outta here? how 'bout this guy, professor peter navarro, one of trump's new economic advisers. what's he got for me? - the biggest issue in this campaign is the economy. i...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.u. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ you want to be the next big thing. the next lebron. but the truth is,... we don't need more lebrons. we don't need more adrianas. we don't need more drews. ♪ we need more of me. (announcer) we need more kids to see the world of possibilities. that's why verizon is giving free tech, free access, and hands-on learning to students in need. join us at weneedmore.com. [upbeat music] ♪ - this is my first american election, and come january, there might be a 50-foot gold trump sign on top of the white house. as a non-white immigrant, can anyone give me one reason why i shouldn't get the [bleep] outta here? how 'bout this guy, professor peter navarro, one of trump's new economic advisers. what's he got for me? - the biggest issue in this campaign is the economy. i believe donald trump will be great for the economy. not just good--great. - i mean, you are an old white guy wearing a suit, so i guess it fits the demographic. - uh, you're-- let me gues
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ing sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ what bad back?gels work so fast you'll ask what pulled hammy? advil liqui - gels make pain a distant memory nothing works faster stronger or longer what pain? advil. man, i'm really craving a dr pepper. ♪ craverider! he always has a dr pepper. ♪ heads up. ♪ when you're craving dr pepper! ♪ craverider, hit me. sorry, man, that was my last one. but your song just said you always have dr pepper? i got you. ♪ craverider! he's spraying dr pepper ♪ ♪ cause he's out of dr pepper! ♪ see you guys. woo! the one you crave. [upbeat music] ♪ - all campaign trump was like... - i think islam hates us. total and complete shutdown of muslims... they're not coming to this country. - now as president he's banned immigration from these seven countries, and everybody's like, "yo, is this the muslim ban?" - no, it's not the muslim ban. - right, right. but is it? you're hasan the record. ♪ thing thing on? trump's executive order blocks anybody and everybody from seven very mus
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.so said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ it has the same great taste a it's always had. even the same sound. [sfx: buschhhhh] [sfx: buschhhhh] does your makeup remover every kiss-proof,ff? cry-proof, stay-proof look? neutrogena® makeup remover does. it erases 99% of your most stubborn makeup with one towelette. need any more proof than that? neutrogena. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show, my guest tonight is a university distinguished professor at virginia tech who helped expose the water cries nis flint michigan. please welcome marc edwards. welcome to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> so as we all saw in the piece before the break, flint, michigan, really is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to contaminated water in the u.s. you were one of the people who helped uncover the problems in flint and then you asked to help with the problem afterwards, which is a strange thing. but what can be done to help at this stage? >> in
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.so said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ it has the same great taste a it's always had. even the same sound. [sfx: buschhhhh] [sfx: buschhhhh] does your makeup remover every kiss-proof,ff? cry-proof, stay-proof look? neutrogena® makeup remover does. it erases 99% of your most stubborn makeup with one towelette. need any more proof than that? neutrogena. >> trevor: welcome back to the...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ssible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ ♪ ♪i'ma wade, i'ma wave through the waters♪ ♪tell the tide, "don't move" ♪freedom! freedom! i can't move ♪freedom, cut me loose! ♪freedom! freedom! where are you?♪ ♪cause i need freedom too! ♪freedom! freedom! freedom! freedom!♪ ♪what you want from me? ♪is it truth you seek? oh father can you hear meee...ooow?♪ my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so. contract the rainbow! taste the rainbow! blue moon is brewed with valencia orange peel, ♪ for a taste that shines brighter. oh no, looks like somebody needs a new network. when i got this unlimited plan they told me they were all the same. they're not. verizon has the largest, most-reliable 4g lte network in america. it's basically made for places like this. honey, what if it was just us out here? right. so, i ordered you a car. thank you. you don't want to be out here at night 'cause of the, uh, coyotes. ok, thanks, bud. bye. be
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ it's obvious they were always side by sider but never together forever trapped in the friend zone until finally they got together at taco bell check it out i'm talking about the taco and burrito! double the seasoned beef, fresh lettuce and tomato, shredded cheese and crunchy chips the new loaded taco burrito, just a $1.49. only at taco bell. keep your phone and number and less money? it's not impossible. it's simple. bring your phone to simple mobile and get truly unlimited high-speed data for sixty bucks a month. just pick up a simple mobile sim card. pop it into your phone and kaboom you get a blazing-fast 4g lte network for less. want to keep your phone and save more money? the answer is simple. degree has redefined deodorant with motionsense technology... so that i can redefine... power... footwork... range... and the more i move, the more it works. giving me superior protection... on, and off, the court. degree. it won't let you down. [upbeat music
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.sible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ - grocery outlet - grocery outlet is the home of 'wow' savings. wow means you save 50% or more. there are three stages of wow. denial... - is this price right? - acceptance... and boooyah! wait for it. boooyah has three o's. ♪ grocery outlet bargain market ♪ - save upto 50 - 80% during our wine sale. >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight he's a very funny guy, he's the co-creator and star of the show "detroiters" on comedy central, tim robinson is here. then their song is called "don't leave" and hopefully they won't. snakehips and mo from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night richard gere will be here, kelly oxford will join us, and we will have music from the shins. and later this week armie hammer, judd apatow, tony goldwyn, charlize theron, plus music from john mayer and romeo santos. please join us for all that. my first guests tonight met in a make believe living room with a make believe family but their love is real
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.sible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ - grocery outlet - grocery outlet is the home of 'wow' savings. wow means you save 50% or more. there are three stages of wow. denial... - is this price right? - acceptance... and boooyah! wait for it. boooyah has three o's. ♪ grocery outlet bargain market ♪ - save upto 50 - 80% during our wine sale. >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight he's a very funny guy, he's the...