i'm color blind. >> jimmy: ed helms!py of the movie. you are going to the premier party right after this? >> yeah, the premier is in like -- i got to go. it is tonight. >> jimmy: what goes on at the premier? because it's "the hangover" do people go crazy based on the nature of the film itself? does everyone get drunk and go nuts? >> we are going to burn down a good section of hollywood, yeah. >> jimmy: good. let's see. >> the first hangover no one knew who we were or it would be a big movie so we had a pool party at the roosevelt hotel. and the second hangover it was so -- the party was so big that they had, like, sets from the movie and all this stuff. and for some reason there were only two porta potties at the whole party. >> jimmy: great. >> i remember standing in this huge line with p. diddy and heather graham and thinking how did they not plan this better? >> jimmy: you don't make p. diddy stand in line for a porta potty. i mean he has p. right in his name. >> yeah, right. but we'll see what happens tonight. >> jim

tonight -- ed helms. and jewel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. hello, thank you for watching. thank you for joining me on your television. i do appreciate that. i am your host. my name is jimmy. i want to mention that yesterday i was presented with an honorary doctorate at the university of nevada, las vegas which means you may call me dr. kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] i will be writing medical marijuana prescriptions in the alley after the show. did you know i'm a doctor now guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know what that means? >> yeah. >> jimmy: makes you a nurse. >> yeah. it's okay. >> jimmy: i'm a doctor of humane letters. and i have no idea what that means. i honestly didn't. the best part is i didn't have to do anything to get it. i didn't have to read or write a thesis. i made a mockery of higher education this weekend and i can invite strangers into my office and ask them to take their clothes off without getting arrested.

the pharmaceutical companies my name is robert helms and i am a professional going to pick they need bodies to do the testing and i need money. so no i don't have any moral qualms my name is robert helms and i'm a professional in the real robert jones makes his living as a human guinea pig for scientific it's money or a guinea pig you have to fit the description they're looking for you have to be drug free and you have to pass a medical screening and the only way to consistently do that over and over is to lie. tell the truth. if you say you've got anything wrong in your medical history you're going to be less likely to get the job than the next guy in line who's very consistently line three something happened to you when that made you want to do something like this the doctor who examines you knows that you're lying but when i lie to them i'm only lying so i can get work with a neat ok number two how much do you make the doing something like this to something like three hundred fifty a day now how that plays into determine whether a drug is safe and effective that's not my work numb

that there is something there >> i said to jesse helms -- you want to know what brought jesse helms to tears? i can tell you. i said there's 2,003 verses of scrip dhaur pertain to the world's poor, none of them about judgment. christ never speaks of judgment. in the old testament there is judgment but christ never speaks of judgment except once. it's how we deal with the poor. it's this thing of as much as you treated the least of these so you treated me, matthew. and he just -- he started -- the great cold warrior just melted because the scriptures are powerful and that's -- when christ began his mission he started to talk about, you know, the blind will see, i want to visit the sick, see people in prison and serve the poor. that's what it's about. and if it's not about that for me then i'm not in the room. >> rose: are the songs different today simply because the times are different or are they still -- there is somethat that is always there at the core? >> the problems of the world are the problems of the spirits. >> rose: songs come out of that have? >> a love songs can be the most

are investors better off with jamie dimon at the helm. >> how some are doubling their salaries in the process. all that and more on "nightly business report" for monday, may 13. good evening. welcome. stocks took a bit of a day off again today but the consumer is not taking time off. >> you are absolutely right about that. american consumers are doing well and in the mood to spend. cash registers were ringing up more sales than expected in april and offering hope for some economic growth this spring. government figures out today show that retail sales rose a better than expected .1 of 1% last month. less for gasoline. we will get more insight into the health of the consumer this week and next week when wal-mart, macy's best buy and tiffany will be reporting earnings. >> here with a closer look, joe feldman. welcome. susie ran off the names of some companies out with results within the next few days. wal-mart, macy's, nord strom, tiffany. >> the discounters continue to do quite well. people are shopping for basic items, grocery related household it items. we continue to see that. last

how much does it matter that he's at the helm? >> it's important. he has charisma and style.the retailer with him and he's been at the helm and they've done well. 33 quarters of consecutive profit growth. phenomenal really. >> 21 years the chief executive of next. that's experience. >> the whole board of next for a long period of time and simon is a great operator and he's been able to grow sales by 2.2%. overall i think one thing to think about next is that a lot of that is driven by new store openings. 1.5% if that's new store openings and overall i think they saw a decline in terms of like to like sales down 1.9% overall. it's interesting. >> they have done well combining directory online and store. is that their success that they've been able to combine all of those operations seamlessly? >> they see it one brand. you shop one brand overall and if you look online and looking at stores and they see it seamless so you can see a next customer doesn't matter which challenge they use and they succeeded which is why they see positive results when the rest of the retail market s

i was involved campaign against senator jesse helms when i was in college. when i cannot hear, and was not initially involved politically. -- when i came out here, i was not initially involved politically. i helped to build the lgbt community center. i started doing campaigns. i gradually got involved in democratic party politics. i got involved in the alice b. toklas democratic club. i ran for the democratic central committee in 2004. i ended up sharing the committee. it was a gradual process for me. by the time i started thinking about running for supervisor, it made sense because of my involvement in the community and in politics. >> what did you learn from campaigning for supervisor? >> i learned a lot. i knocked on about $15,000. -- i knocked about 15,000 doors. i met a huge number of people. that is the best way to learn about the neighborhood, the city, and what people want and what their concerns are. i feel i can do so much more than before and started campaigning. -- i feel like i know so much more than before i started campaigning. we're all part

the pharmaceutical companies my name is robert helms and i am a professional going to pick they need bodies to do the testing.

on alga rythm to make a decision, that you might have better outcomes with i thinkingpying at the helm. -- thinking being at helm, i hope is true, there are a lot of old people out there that can use a second career now that social security is in jeopardy. neil: monica is shaking her head, she would have been so dismissive of us in high school, and move on to the quarterback. do you make something of this? that all of a sudden, there is a reason where companies are more drawn to older workers? they can be hired on the cheap right now. >> you geezers about half right. part that is right. neil: enjoy your last stay, young laid. >lady. >> the party is is right. companies are looking for efficiency, they are not seeing growth in sales so they need increased productivity, worker that can add value from day one add value but workers that don't have special skills, they will use cheaper younger folks for those jobs, there is a paradox. depends on the value you add. neil: i'm a geezer who knows what paradox means, monica thank you, enjoy your last appear an, al you can come back any time. >> t

senate confirmed director and the post was nomination and contacts and confirmed he will take the helm from edward demarco the interim director since two thousand and nine. thousand courage to many groups to demand his removal because he has resisted efforts to help lower mortgage principal payments for bar workers and response demarco has cited his responsibility to return as much money as possible to the taxpayers for the bailout of fannie and freddie he eventually became so controversial that top white house officials made a promise during last year's presidential campaign to oust de marco and to make good on that promise obama has now announced. as his nominee so who is mel watt what was first elected. the house of representatives into one thousand nine hundred ninety two he has spent the past twenty years on the financial services committee mel watt was one of the central figures that constructed the dodd frank financial reform law what is his cozy relationship with tara let's bangs his top campaign contributors that raise concerns of his objectivity mel watt received a million do

but this clip we're about to show is you're breaking into a house and you need ed helms to cut the samen! >> i know, he's a devil. he's like lucifer, man. >> jimmy: he really is. >> he really is. >> jimmy: so, anyways here's a clip, here's ken jeong and ed helms in "the hangover: part iii." look at this. >> okay, i'm here. now what? >> pull the cover so you can see the wires! >> okay. done! >> okay. on three, cut the grey wire. one, two -- >> wait, wait, wait, wait. i don't have a grey wire. i have red, green, and yellow. >> that's weird. i have light grey, medium grey, dark grey. >> you do? >> my bad! i'm color blind. >> you're what?! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he just realized there that he's color blind. it's so ridiculous. i love it. we're so happy for you, buddy. our thanks to kim jeong. go see "the hangover: part iii" in theaters on may 23rd. phoenix performs after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] erica had a rough day. there was this and this. she got a parking ticket... ♪ and she forgot to pay her credit card bill on time. g

what a weird term. 40% of american households are helmed by a woman breadwinner with debbie wassermantraister. what was your takeaway from the study? >> you started with the bill clinton clip, wow, it's a long time coming, but next month is the equal pay act and 50 years later there's still a huge wage gap. you still have this huge pay gap that is increased if you're a mom tremendously, you know, is the real story, it's really a distraction. >> part of the stat about this 4 in 10 is the fact so many of those households are helmed by single moms. when you're just looking at married couples, in 1960, just 6% of married couples had a woman earning more than a husband. it has increased four fold, quite a bit, but it's still only 24%, and, of course, there's a lot of stuff in 2013, loaded psychological stuff about what that does to a marriage. >> at the beginning of our marriage, i made more than my husband and i stressed out about it, that it would bother him. turns out he's comfortable in his own skin and was fine with it, but i had some angst for awhile. it's not the case now. we've fli

and then i was watching when zack hosted "saturday night live," i gotta say, you and ed helms are coold by to help him out with this skit when you were playing -- was a jennifer aniston look-a-like contest. and i don't know who won. i didn't see the end. [ laughter ] >> look at ed's face. >> jimmy: that's fantastic! >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i just thought that was just great. everyone was involved in that. >> you know what the crazy thing was? -- ed and i are sitting backstage. they're like, "you want to wear the vest or the dress?" we're like, we're trying to -- we're like, "that looks better on you, the black dress is better on you." >> jimmy: like you're actually having an actual conversation about this? >> they even made the jacket shorter. they're like, "here, we're going to take it in a bit." i was like, "okay." >> jimmy: you don't have to really worry about this. i mean, i look pretty ugly as a woman, but yeah. when you go to vegas do they shut down vegas for you guys? are you royalty there? >> you know, it was a thing that they did. like a whole prep -- like we're probably gonn

thanks to ed helms. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.hawke, the bachelorette desiree hartsock and music from thirty seconds to mars. thanks for watching. nightline is next. thanks for watching. goodnight! >>> tonight, on "nightline," direct hit. a tornado over a mile wide strikes the suburbs of oklahoma city. and we'll take you into the wake of one of the most destructive twisters in that state's history where homes, hospitals and schools have been turned into wreckage and the death toll continues to rise. >>> and we go into the tornado outbreak and look at the destruction in the heartland and bring you footage of storms like you've never seen before and stories of survival. we'll hear from those who encountered this cyclone of terror and lived to tell about it. but as the forecasters signal more storms the nightmare might not b >>> this is a special edition of "nightline." direct hit, twister outbreak. >> thanks for being with us tonight. i'm bill weir. it was another day of wailing storm sirens south of october city this afternoon. ano

thanks to ed helms. i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. the bachelorette and music from 30 seconds to mars. thanks for watching. nightline is next. thanks for watching. goodnight! >>> tonight on "nightline," it's the most profitable, illegal colombian enterprise after drugs and guns. and these animals are right at the center of it. inside the underworld of trafficking cute creatures. our undercover mission reveals the surprising truth about selling sloths. >>> a christian rock star accused of paying to have his wife killed. tonight he faces justice and we go inside the strange business of murders for hire. >>> and no touching. beyonce slapped by a fan aft after -- during her concert. >> hello, everyone, thanks for joining us tonight. guns and drug sales are the two most profitable illegal industries in columbia. number three, selling animals. tonight, we go undercover and inside an underground trading ring, where the mysterious sloth is being illegal sold to the highest bidders. here's abc's john schriffen who's journey to colombia to find

shulman contends he was not responsible for the controversy and regrets it happened when he was at the helm. as federal reserve chairman ben benarnke heads to capitol hill today to talk about the economy, the wall street journal reports traders are concerned about comments in a fed paper regarding high-speed trading. it calls for trades to be executed every half-second, versus the current steady stream of computer trading. high- frequency prefer high speeds, saying it adds liquidity to the market. the fed paper argues it blocks out average investors. a bill that will help approve construction of the keystone pipeline is expected to pass the house today. the legislation would speed along the construction process of the pipeline's northern route. the plan is heavily supported by house republicans. however, today house democrats will offer up amendments to the legislation including an export ban on oil transported through the pipeline. the white house threatened to veto the bill. tomorrow, officials from caterpillar and the united steelworkers' union will be back at the negotiation table attem

i have to commend chief where in a month you took the helm and dealing with the changes in dealing with mental health patients. oftentimes that requires leadership and i saw across the city the gratitude to you for that and it's a matter of making sure officers are trained and continually unpredictable and that's something that we have to keep doing and keeping them safe as well as having them have the best information at the time to make the best determination. i just want to commend you for this work. it's going to continue to develop. it good to see. >> this you for your presentation and hard work . when we first start there were a lot of people and as we were growing this, i think the providers are seeing more and more departments and now you are seeing an entire team of people to make this come true. it really wonderful. i wanted to connect the cit pieces that we had prior to this situation. what we are doing now is having the training, setting up the system with d e m and creating an approach. that's the building blocks of the cit. the long-term goal of the cit is strengthen the d

quickly arranged news conference two days after the acting police chief, anthony toribio, took the helm. >> now to oakland police headquarters. nick? >> i am still getting information from my sources here with the oakland police department. we understand there is another major shakeup. in fact, the press conference is scheduled for 11:30 this morning at city hall led by the mayor and city administrator and are expected to announce the new changes within the department. two days ago, deputy chief anthony toribio was appointed interim chief in the wake of howard jordan's sudden departure. he was replaced on friday. today he will build replaced. that is what the press conference will be about. i spoke with assistant chief toribio to days ago and asked if this is a position he wanted. this is what he said. >> chief toribio, your last two spread setters -- last two predecessors have left quickly. is this a position you want? >> the mayor will have a nationwide surge. >> it is presumptive to milk any type of comments about that topic. what i will tell you is i am very focused on moving forwar

now missouri senator claire mccaskell is holding up helms' nomination for vice chair of the u.s. someplace command she spoke at today's hearing. >> the general said no, no, we believe the member of the military. that is the crux of the problem here. because if a victim does not believe that the system is capable of believing her there's no point in risking your entire career. >> reporter: in response, lawmakers are pursuing multiple kinds of legislation on the problem. one could strip commanding officers of their ability too reverse convictions. i'm joined now by mark thompson, the washington deputy bureau chief and national security correspondent for "time" and writinger of the battleland blog. mark, you've seen the pentagon's self-reporting on this. does that 26,000 unreported assaults a year look like a solid number? where does it come from? >> it's an extrapolated number from anonymous phone surveys done by the pentagon of military people so it's sort of squishy to begin with. what's particularly striking about the number, of course, is from 2010 to twelve that number grew by

i was involved in campaigning against senator jesse helms when i was in college. when i came out here i was not initially involved politically. i was involved in community work, helping to build the lgbt community, doing neighborhood work, and i eventually started doing campaigns and gradually got more involved in democratic party politics. ultimately, in 2004, i ran for the democratic county central committee and ended up chairing the committee. it was a gradual process for me. by the time i started thinking about running for supervisor, it made sense because of my involvement in the community and the politics. i knock on about $15,000 -- i knocked on about 15,000 doors and a huge amount of people. the best way to learn about the city and what people want and what people's concerns are. i feel like i know so much more than before i started campaigning. i am a good liberal democrat. in the san francisco, miniature spectrum, i am considered pretty middle of the road. one thing about me is i am very independent when it comes to the issues, and i do not vote on party

. >> the scotsman took the helm at united in 1986 and led the red devils to a glittering new era. ferguson sign some of the world's best players, including david beck and, -- david bec kham and cristiano renaldo. >> i think anyone who replaces him as a bit of an uphill battle. because of the expectations of the club. >> united's management pledged to name a successor quickly. real madrid and even the coach from dortmund, but no matter who follows in his footsteps, all agree that we will not see the likes soon. >> some pretty big shoes to fill their. >> for sure. we will be back right after the break. >> stay with us. >> welcome back. students in cheating have been holding demonstrations for two years to demand educational reforms -- students in chile. >> and lodge protests on wednesday has been largely peaceful, but police clashed with bangles that infiltrated the march. >> daniela munoz pacheca is on her way to a seminar. she wants to become a tv reporter. today, she and her classmates are discussing how their news programs might look. she is lucky to be studying. she got a schol

robert douglas lawler , will take the helm as ceo next month. lawler is currently an executive at anadarko petroleum, lawler succeeds aubrey mcclendon who was forced out in a sharholder uprising led by carl icahn. poverty is growing on main street. suburban poverty is up 64% in the last decade.twice the rate of the urban poor population.as more companies moved to suburban america, workers followed. the recession killed many job opportunities. surburbs of salt lake city, austin, las vegas, phoenix and atlanta have some of the highest rates in the nation. -a group of economists believe consumers will hold up the economy despite sequester cuts. the national assocation for business economics forecast g- d-p will grow 2.4% this year....and 3% in 20-14. growth in 20-12 was around 1.7%. the panel also predicts consumer spending will pick up from strength in the housing and labor markets. new rules by regulators are slowing the process of banks selling foreclosed homes. wells fargo, citigroup and jpmorgan chase, reportedly have nearly stopped all forecl

the 50 year-old has been at the helm of premier league club ever and since 2002. although he has been named manager of the year three times, he has yet to lead a team to any major title. but, have to say, pretty good move. >> the help to change that. >> we will be back in just minutes time. we will look ahead to sunday's elections in bulgaria. >> stay with us. >> welcome back. the poorest country in the european union goes to the polls this weekend. bulgarians will be voting under the shadow of endemic corruption, rising unemployment, and rapidly spiraling inflation. >> all of those issues led to mass demonstrations in february. tens of thousands took to the street and fought for the prime minister to resign. >> some protesters went as far as setting themselves on fire. seven of them died. our reporter went to bulgaria to find out what drove one man to such a desperate act. >> this is the place where nick lost his friend. the steps of the town hall in the bulgarian coastal city. at the end of february, he stood outside the building, covered himself in petrol, and

after just four years at the helm, bob mcdonald has resigned. the man who had the job before him again takes over the company as president, ceo and chairman. investors liked what they heard sending the dow component stock higher by 4% today at $81.88. so we're bringing back the former chief executive make p and g a better company and a better investment and does the strategy of bringing back the old boss ever work? >> reporter: proctor and gamble the largest consumer brand in the world, the maker of products we know and love like diapers, fabric softener and crest toothpaste replacing bob mcdonald with the former ceo. he ran the company from june of 2000 to june of 2009. he's not just a legend but his career is a material upon which harvard business school are case studies. it led its peers in terms of performance. >> one of the definitions that i use of leadership is the ability to continually transform the mission, the strategy, the organization, whatever needs to be transformed to keep pace with and stay ahead of the unrelenting change that i

the chief financial officer takes the helm next year. >> let's get a check on how the markets reacted to all of that news on thursday. we have this report from frankfurt. >> new management may bring new ideas and to companies. this is what investors were thinking when they bought those telecom shares today. they hope that the new manager will lead the company back to the road of success, but the gains in shares did not help the general market, which has been dragged down by new economic data coming from the u.s. more people than expected called for first unemployment aid. it was the highest number since six weeks now and shows that the economy in the usa still carries a lot of problems, but in the end, a few gains remained for the dax, and this means a new record was there. >> let's get a closer look at those market numbers for you now. the dax just barely closing in the green on thursday. about 0.1% higher, but it was still enough to get it to another record. the euro stoxx 50 settled in negative territory, however. trading is still under way for the dow jones industrial average, and

tonight -- ed helms. and jewel. with cleto and the cletones.nd now, that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. it's very nice. hello, thank you for watching. thank you for joining me on your television. i do appreciate that.

abrams is back at the helm in the next chapter of the starship enterprise in star trek into darkness.darkness is coming. >> this could just be the beginning. >> captain kirk takes on a dangerous mission leading his ship and his crew into a war zone. >> the choices you make could get yourself and of -- everyone under your command killed. >> they have to get through a powerful villain with his sights set on mass destruction. >> you think you're safe. you are not. >> star trek into darkness is rated pg13. >>> giants didn't fare too well against the rockies tonight losing 2-10 against colorado. the rockies beat the giants for the second straight time with a 10-9 win last night. giants play the washington nationals monday. >>> in a soldout oakland coliseum a's beat the kansas city royals 2-1 today. they play the royals again tomorrow in oakland. >>> former u.s. open champ ken venturi has died just days after he was inducted into the world's golf hall of fame. i had a chance to chat with him at the fry's.com open recently. >> it's an honor. i've always said the greatest reward is to be reme

. >> ed lou is at the helm of this. is he the right guy? >> absolutely. ed is terrific. he is a great salesman and now you have to recognize that this is not just a technical issue. there is this whole sea change going on in space now where private enterprise is doing a lot of really incredibly bold things in space. >> i feel like we have been offered a chance to positively change the course of humanity. and how can you turn that down? i mean, if you are lucky, once in your lifetime will you ever get a chance like that? so we feel very blessed that we are here at this right time when we can do this. >> up next a magical world of the next generation of legos. called little bits. >> it gives jacob a chance to see how electronics can also be fun. >> whoa. whoa! nobody insures more bikes than progressive. do you guys ride? well... no. sometimes, yeah. yes. well, if you know anybody else who also rides, send them here -- we got great coverage. it's not like bikers love their bikes more than life itself. i doubt anyone will even notice. leading the pack in motorcycle insurance

you spent 25 years on wall street before taking the helm of the world's largest conservation organization. what are you trying to do? >> at the nature conservancy, our mission is to save lands and waters life depends on. it's hard to be against that. the question is how can we get done more faster. with the nature conservancy and my book we're arguing you can think of nature as an investment opportunity, natural capital. if you think about it that way, it's really the smartest investment we can make. there's a lot of win-win opportunities, we're trying to get more government, society on board. >> make the case. >> take dow chemical, the ceo, smart guy, he knows me. he's heard my speech. he said, mark, lets tackle this together. lets take dow scientists, the engineers, put them together and see how dow depends on nature. dow is on the coast, they are concerned about storms and sea level rise. their first plan would have been to build sea walls to protect against storms. now together we're looking investing in coastal ecosystem, likely lore cost and better defense. if dow invests in coastal