beaten the crap out of bill hicks. i will say as awful as his comedy is sure to be even worse would be seeing him try to engage in some sort of comedy team banter like who's on first? why the heck would i know who's on first? the whole thing is asanine. >> though you're talking about two giant foreheads. you've got karl rove and joe the plumber and the guy who played in that one twilight zone, you know, the double sized -- >> yeah. it sounds very sci-fi. >> they could be like trying to stand up and just topple back all three of them. >> they'll actually lean their foreheads against each other and create some sort of like crossing the streams in ghost busters. >> also, this is just, i don't know how this happens. at the same event at the funniest celebrity in washington this year senator ben nelson who of course is on the sort of dumb side of the health care debate will be receiving a lifetime achievement award for, quote, bringing good humor to congress. i assume in this case the joke is on us. >> yeah. do we really ne

a wreck involving a motorcycle that's on hicks road. watch for construction blocking charles street until monday morning. it could be worse on the beltway. there are delays there. about nine minutes on the 95 between 895 and the beltway. there is a live look at whitemarsh. 50 eastbound jammed from white hall road to the bay bridge. this traffic report it brought to you by the maryland department of agriculture. kai, back to you. >> thank you. >>> it took a few days but derek mason finally got the welcome back reception that he wanted. >> 1, 2, 3! [ cheers ] he was greeted by a girl scout troop playing music after practice today when he ended his day. he arranged it for the girl scout troop to play for him. >> small fender-benders cause you problems. >>> very, very lucky to be alive. >>> one woman's brush with death with the pennsylvania health club killer. >>> up in flames, a massive fire destroys a boathouse in massachusetts. was anyone hurt. change is coming this weekend. don't miss the updated forecast. >>> massive fire destroys a bo

hick pix their ideas to the former cabinet minister, frank dobson, an mp with one of lowest expenses claims. dollars most and not go into this business, if you can call a business, for money. there is a principle where, and if we could from an advertising point you tell the story of what they really do and show how they represent their constituencies, then that would be something that people actually need to see. the average person in the pot are ignoring what they see and they do not want to see the trick. we need to tell them the truth. have a credible advertising story, you need to build on the truth. >> t think this is an unrecognized part of their job? >> and very much so. it is a rallying cry, we would be looking something like serving you, not greed. >> there is a lot of evidence that people say that mp's are a terrible facts, but not mine. they know him to be hard-working individuals, and they are seen in the local press and media and by the local community, and you are absolutely right, that is the connection. >> more constituency work could help? >> 11 level, but in this to

it's a small hick town, in colorado. you pronounce it la junta, colorado.want to teach anybody because i guess he didn't want ybody to be better than him. i went and looked it up and saw the foe show shots -- photo shots and i started to practice it and i got better and better >> tim: how old were you? >> i was maybe a sophomore. freshman/sophomore in high school. and i used to throw the fastball with my whole hand. >> tim: yeah, you never threw the fastball properly until you were a senior. >> i got drafted as a senior and with the washington senators. he said, you don't real -- he said you can throw a fastball faster with three fingers than the whole hand. i thought i saw you throwing with the whole hand. yeah, i was. he says, well, just start doing that and you'll see what happens. so i did and i started to throw the ball faster. >> tim: the ball started to jump out of your hands. inact, the day that thurmanha munson was buried you were pic pitching for -- pitching for the baltimore orioles against the new york yankees and bobby mercer and you threw him

. >> reporter: the victim was a resident, hick henson, a father of four and a friend to everyone in the neighborhood. >> everyone was shocked to hear it. because, you just don't expect that to happen. he's been around here on the water his whole life. he's known the creek like the back of his hand. it's just, you know, it had to be a freak thing. >> reporter: the two boats may have come from opposite directions and may not have seen each other until the last possible minutes. >> reporter: an accident more heart breaking because the driver of the other boat, the 42-year-old john martinson and his 13-year-old daughter were friends with the henson's and their family. they survived with major injury -- minor injuries. >> it's ironic that that's how you know, ricky came to pass because, he loved the creek, and he would often joke about how he owned the creek, that was his creek. >> reporter: henson's friends at the beach bar may never come to grips with the shocking loss. >> it's a tragic thing, i can't understand how it happened. he's grown up here his whole life and everyone's going to mis

hicks and spoke with ivan hicks the dean at seminary.nter seminary. that's what i've been doing. >> you've always been quite religious? >> i've had a great relationship with christ. in the past five, six years i strayed away. this is about working on my faith and being obedient. >> you started the seminary school on monday. a few days in, how is it? >> oh, it's intense. i, in fact, have a paper to write as soon as i get off the interview with you. but it's been very, very rewarding for me because i know i'm doing what i'm supposed to be doing. >> as you go through the school and eventually leave, do you plan to stay in the spotlight to put a focus on this? >> you know, i realized that on "the apprentice" we reached 28 million. if i could reach 28 million and tell them about the sweetest thing i know, the word of god, certainly i will use the platform i have, to tell folks about what's important to me. that's my relationship with christ. seminary is about exploring and finding out what god has for me to do. i want to be a workman for him.

>> i'm david hicks.as a electrical engine nearby trade but cut my teeth with a start shall up company that manufactures computerized cameras for the manufacturing industry. i was business development director. i created a distribution network that grew the company from incue bay tore stage to a $150 million acquisition. i then started a cloud-based software company that analyzes real time data. if you are a technology company and you are looking for someone that can induce your sales force -- >> you are the man. >> he is the man. the e-mail once again, dhicks256 and dhicks256@g mail.com. >>> when tv folks say they will kill for good ratings, most of the time they are joking. the host of a popular brazilian crime show is under investigation suspected of having people murdered so they could get exclusives. his crew beat police. this host is a disgraced ex-cop and current lawmaker. imagine that. guys, i just want to say, i would never kill anyone for ratings. i might rough them up a little bit but that's ab

hick continues to fas nature, even in her role at chief dip lo malt, and there is good reason for it. it is extremely rare to find the candidate has achieved a high rank in the cabinet. it's rare. one has to go back 150 years to find a parallel, and the parallel is quite striking. then the republican party's front runner from the state of new york, a seasoned politician with much experience, was william henry seward. but the party chose to pass over him in favor of a congressman from illinois with a reputation for soaring rhetoric and idealism, a man named abraham lincoln. he then goes and appoints seward as secretary of state. hillary lost out to a candidate from illinois, and she was voted secretary of state. it was once the rivalled architect, but now she serves as the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff and others that make up the imperial administration. the state department was once across the street from the white house, but as the white house staff grew, the department moved in the 1950s into its own building, happily named foggy bottom. the secretary of state who approved t

rear admiral hicks, thank you for joining us. >> good afternoon. it's great to be with you back at the marshall institute. i have always appreciated the opportunity to speak here to this group. i'm not sure the fact i'm back on my third go-round is a good-news story or not. i think it is. it also shows my longevity. my hair has gotten grayer, but i did assume the job fairly lacking in hair so there is no change there but i am grayer, so i just -- i have adopted, keep cutting it shorter and adopt the high-speed, low-drag mentality that some do. i did acquire a tan this summer. i would like to say it was due to off time, but i just returned from hawaii where we just successfully wrapped up another test campaign, and if you got to work it's always good to do it at kaui at barking sands and in the sunshine of hawaii. it's been since late 2007 when i spoke to you last and also back in the previous december of 2005 when i spoke to you before. at that point, i had just relieved rear-admiral cape page late that year of 2005 as the director of aedivis b.m.d

i just pray my kids don't get hick. when president obama proposed a public health care ogs, that's exactly what my family needs. now i hear that ben nelson, the senator that i voted is leading the charge to delay health reform this summer. that's exactly what they want. the health and insurance companies that have given senator nelson over $2 million know that if they can stall reform, they can kill it. i have to ask -- senator, whose side are you on? if you're on my side, stay at work. my family can't wait for reform. >> lefties, this is a classic. i'll tell you why. senator nelson is a four-time statewide elected official. he was the governor of the state of nebraska. but the senator is on such shaky ground he has to fire back with this ad to straighten it all out. >> you've probably been hearing a lot about health care reform. and like too much stuff that comes out of washington it's hard to know what's fact and what's fiction. so i want you to hear my principles, straight from me. first, any plan must keep spending

hick on the job shop to check out jobs across the area. great resource you want to check that out. >>> let's take a look at what is ahead on fox 5 morning news later. >>> d.c. public schools head back to class next monday and continuing up at 7:00, chancellor michelle rhee will be here and we'll talk to her to make sure what parents need. >>> forget the annual trek to the stores. we have ways to save on your supplies on-line with pretty good discounts. >>> at 8:00, michael vick is make i go a public push to prove he is done with dogfighting. humane society president and ceo will join us to talk about the humane society's partnership with the disgraced nfl star. >>> on call this morning, a warning to men as researchers at johns hopkins university school of medicine in baltimore found that sleep-related breathing disorders like severe sleep apnea can raise your risk of dying early. men between the ages of 40 and 70 or most at rusk butt risk is not as high for people with milder sleep-related breathing problems. >>> there are more questions b

by law, the muse hick to stop when the jet reached usair space. cut it. look at that lady. a little snooze. a little music. nice flight. >> there you go. >> should beats a bag of peanuts and a glass of water. >> thank you. >> all right. >> should a top college basketball coach caught in a sex scandal keep his job? mr. evans? this is janice from onstar. i have received an automatic signal you've been in a front-end crash. do you need help? yeah. i'll contact emergency services and stay with you. you okay? yeah. onstar. standard for one year on 14 chevy models. so guess what. again, when i least expected it, my asthma symptoms came back. so this time, my doctor gave me symbicort to help control my asthma. it combines two medicines that help control inflammation and constriction. so i'm breathing more freely day and night, and that feels good to me. and symbicort is an asthma controller that starts to open my airways within 15 minutes. very unexpected. symbicort will not replace a rescue inhaler for sudden symptoms. and should not be taken more than twice a day. symbicort cont

, i don't mean to pressure you, and i know you're moving on to things beyond mark sanford, but the hickory. people are not interested who he's sleeping with. he left the state in a lurch and he lied to you and you had to lie to the people of south carolina on his behalf and he has this huge cloud of hypocrisy hanging over his head because he campaigned for public office in part saying his morals were better than those of people who were having affairs and breaking the oath of their marriage. i think the governor has to consider that. >> i will back up. >> go ahead. >> i think what he campaigned for office on was about lower taxes, smaller government, school choice, restructuring government, more efficient government. and, you know, in terz of his personal issues, everybody's made mistakes. some mistakes are bigger and worse than others. but i believe in the idea of forgiveness. i think most people in south carolina believe in the idea of forgiveness, too. and hopefully we can look forward and not backward. >> joel sawyer is the former communications director for the south carolina gover

encoig>>no's kthat fodentr r our th yaou s>>aven't hicked a od ke place? >> no, there or the riviera. oh, irwent with you? no wonder i'm so annoyed. >> and you picked up a uk laically. >> you have got to check it out. >> it involves our dan harris and a certain hollywood star who recently paid a visit to abc news. we'll let dan harris explain this one. >> all right. so this is a little bit of an embarrassing story. the other day i was sitting here in my office when i noticed that jamie length zeigler was down in our studio talking about her role on the show "entourage." after she was finished with that i convinced her on the spot to come up to my office for a spontaneous chat about her role on the show. on the show she's dating the character turtle. >> who is turt snl? >> he's my boyfriend. >> okay. here's the point where i truly put my foot in my mouth. on the show you're turtle's girl friend. >> yes. >> in real life do you think beautiful women do or would date fat dudes? in real life jamie lynn zeigler is dating the actor who plays turtle. bear in mind

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hicks, the program directer of the aegis ballistic missile system, the sea-based elements of the unitedates missile ballistic system -- ballistic missile system, and he is the commander of the aegis ballistic missile defense. this will be the third time that admirable hicks has been with the marshall institute in two-year increments we were discussing at the table, in 2005 in the fall he was here, in 2007 in the fall he was here, and now in the summer of 2009. we're very glad that he's able to join us to provide an update on where the program is and where it is going. .. >> i think it is. it also shows my longevity. my hair has gotten greater, but i did assume the job fairly lacking in air, so there's no change there. but i am greater. i have adopted to just keep cutting it short and about the high speed, low drag mentality that some do. i did acquire a 10 this summer. i would like to say it was due to comp time but i just returned from hawaii where we're just successfully wrapped up another test campaign. and if you've got to work it's always good to do it in a wide at barking sands an

. >> reporter: angie hicks is the founder of angie's list. >> consumers can spend more money on do-it-yourselfif they're investing in equipment they don't have. >> i get a couple of week. >> reporter: contractor, eric shneller often gets calls from homeowners who are in too deep, literally. >> they hung a mirror. mirror's way too heavy. >> reporter: he says before you start any project, you need three things. time, tools and experience. >> it's great. if you have the experience to do it, by all means, give it a shot. but if you don't, you're probably better off hiring a professional. >> we're not tradesmen by profession. we need to take to our day jobs, i think. >> reporter: the next time you reach for your tool kit, depending on your project, you might want to reach for the phone and call a professional, instead. >> i love the brave couple. brave enough to admit they got it wrong. and the nail in the hand, you could hear everyone say -- you have three, major areas that you say be careful. i'm guessing plumbing. >> yes. this represents plumbing here. we need water to live. but water in our hom

. >> my name is chuck hicks. [applause] i work with d.c. celebration committee.ut there's a couple of comments. one is on behalf of many african american and i think theook represents our sisters, our mothers, our aunts because in some of adjusted bunch of black women that black men are dear to through this book and through mashaal that is shown and dewaal are to be congratulated for the second thing i would like to make a commitment to is that i will make all efforts to make sure the d.c. public library places this book and all of its branches will. i will also make sure that i make the american library association black caucus aware of this book and wean recommended be bought for schools and libraries and all of that. i think it is something every library should have in its librarand certainly i can make a commitment inetropolitan areas we can make that happen. thank you. [applause] >> thank you. excellent. we want to thank t contributors here today for stepping up and speaking out. this is the first time for many of them that we have had an opportunity to see

ii imagine i came to henderson looking like some kind hick but i didn't -- again having the confidencei gave me -- my mother gave me i didn't worry. the people that were the nicest and reached out were more men kids. they were so nice to me. kids who were athletes and handsome and had girlfriends and took care of me literally took care of me so and opened doors. i guess i thought to myself that's interesting and one of them asked me to go to church. something called seminary they did in the morning and he said there are good looking girls there so i went to seminary and the guy that taught the class was a guy named marlo walker and a wonderful teacher. so, he threw this opened the religious door and eventually i joined the nds church -- lds torch. >> host: well i want to talk about that and how you met her and the senate but we are going to take a short break and be right back. >>> how is c-span's on did? >> the u.s. government. >> private benefactors. >> i don't know. i think some of it is government raised. >> it's not public funding. >> probably donations. >> i want to say from me,

we had david hicks and the media agent for al qaeda.ident obama system but did -- suspended these in order to give his administration time to decide that those should be -- who should be crisprosecud should be tried in the united states. i think many of the detainees should be prosecuted in military commissions because you can hold the military trials outside of the united states. if someone is convicted, they can be detained outside of the united states. you could not do that -- >> we believe this to bring you an update on the afghanistan selection and security support. this is live from afghanistan. -- we will hear a lot of from the afghanistan in leaders. >> i have a little bit of audio coming back. one more time, please. >> loud and clear. >> loud and clear also. good morning to the press corps. good afternoon to our guest ts in kabul. today we have damian cantwell and eric tremblay. the general damian cantwell has been the chief security force and eric tremblay has been a spokesperson for the past several months. as i mentioned, bo