hilary duff as a fan?like my life when i was a kid. i'm obsessed with her. i'm obsessed with her concerts and i was like shrieking and freaking out when i just met her backstage. it's been so crazy meeting all these legends. and i'm just like, okay, here we go let's cry again and freak out, you know [ laughter ] but, yeah, she is just so iconic, and her music is so good, and she really doesn't get the credit that she deserves [ cheers and applause >> seth: there you go. >> you know? >> seth: let's get out here and fix that >> pop star. >> seth: you're -- i'm very happy about this, and i want to thank you for sticking around. you're going to do your new song, "brrr. am i saying that -- is that a good - i'll try again >> no. that's good. it's not - >> seth: okay, good. >> "brrr" is good. >> seth: thank you very much you've also had a song called "icy." is sort of winter a theme, something that is true to you? >> yeah. i'm from germany, so it's cold there. [ laughter ] and i just feel like the whole kind of l

hilary, what do you think? hilary, you're working, mum. yeah. jo, i hear you had your child at 44.ear you had your child at 44. is that right? that's hear you had your child at 44. is that right ? that's correct, is that right? that's correct, yes. i'm going to beat you. i mine at 46. you're fat. yes. i'm going to beat you. i mine at 46. you're fat . yeah. mine at 46. you're fat. yeah. no, the second one. second one. so it's like that? yeah. so expense it, isn't it? it's ridiculous. i'll you. about what your astronomical . absolutely your astronomical. absolutely astronomical. the cost . and i astronomical. the cost. and i remember i was paying 1200 pounds a month for four days a week and this was so would have been about four years ago and you know i was pretty much all of my income after it's after you know tax so it was pretty much pointless working. i worked mainly because i wanted to work and. i felt it was better for me and. i felt it was better for me and also better for my daughter to be at nursery other children than sitting at home with me. but yeah, it's unaffordable now

joey, that was hilarious. you win one more thing. >> judge jeanine: joey suede. >> greg: hi, bret. >> bret: joey wins one more thing. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, as the world marks the first anniversary of the ukraine war, a war of words between the leaders of the u.s. and russia. president biden today in poland saying there will be hard and bitter days ahead as ukraine battles russians across that country. but the president saying, having just visited there, the u.s. will support ukraine for, quote as long as it takes. meantime in duling speeches, russian president vladimir putin says he is suspending russia's participation in the last

hilary. i mean , is artificial hilary. i mean, is artificial intelligence inhuman?sciousness its own yet does it, beyond what humans have put inside it. but you know , we've inside it. but you know, we've all seen 2001 a space odyssey . all seen 2001 a space odyssey. i'm a cop. i wake up and a blade runner and all those medical make . for the monster he was . make. for the monster he was. stephanie, what's the bit of tech you couldn't live without? oh, gosh , that's a hard one. oh, gosh, that's a hard one. probably hair straighteners but with that has taken those old wiring , she's really. like off wiring, she's really. like off neil hamilton and stephanie takyi both addicted to their hair straighteners my house it's my brilliant final stephanie sydney absolutely and to hilary it's been a really busy show. thank you so much for your company emails and for watching and listening course. i will do it all again tomorrow at eight with the people's hour and. i'm delighted to say headline is his next good evening . i'm tatiana good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez. this is th

hilary. i mean , is artificial hilary. i mean, is artificial intelligence inhuman?f it doesn't have a consciousness its own yet does it, beyond what humans have put inside it. but you know , we've inside it. but you know, we've all seen 2001 a space odyssey . all seen 2001 a space odyssey. i'm a cop. i wake up and a blade runner and all those medical make . for the monster he was . make. for the monster he was. stephanie, what's the bit of tech you couldn't live without? oh, gosh , that's a hard one. oh, gosh, that's a hard one. probably hair straighteners but with that has taken those old wiring , she's really. like off wiring, she's really. like off neil hamilton and stephanie takyi both addicted to their hair straighteners my house it's my brilliant final stephanie sydney absolutely and to hilary it's been a really busy show. thank you so much for your company emails and for watching and listening course. i will do it all again tomorrow at eight with the people's hour and. i'm delighted to say headline is his next good evening . i'm tatiana good evening. i'm tati

hilary, what do you think? hilary, you're working, mum. yeah. jo, i hear you had your child at 44.ear you had your child at 44. is that right? that's hear you had your child at 44. is that right ? that's correct, is that right? that's correct, yes. i'm going to beat you. i mine at 46. you're fat. yes. i'm going to beat you. i mine at 46. you're fat . yeah. mine at 46. you're fat. yeah. no, the second one. second one. so it's like that? yeah. so expense it, isn't it? it's ridiculous. i'll you. about what your astronomical . absolutely your astronomical. absolutely astronomical. the cost . and i astronomical. the cost. and i remember i was paying 1200 pounds a month for four days a week and this was so would have been about four years ago and you know i was pretty much all of my income after it's after you know tax so it was pretty much pointless working. i worked mainly because i wanted to work and. i felt it was better for me and. i felt it was better for me and also better for my daughter to be at nursery other children than sitting at home with me. but yeah, it's unaffordable now

your girlfriend cheats on you, hilarious.l down and embarrass yourself in front of the whole school, that is funny. you kick somebody's ass in a fight, what is funny about that? you're the cool guy -- >> you get your ass kicked in a fight, that is hilarious. >> tucker: never heard anybody describe it that way, that is truest thing. comedy is inherently dark. >> without a doubt, there is nothing funny about being the good guy, come in and help people, do that, that is not for comedy. >> tucker: that is ngo, for the un. >> charity, help people, people should be helped, we all agree, but there is nothing funny about it. >> tucker: lewis jay gomez, on fox nation right now. joe biden department of justice running down christians, people who dare to pray at abortion clinics, they are refusing to comment on the following story. during the last campaign air force released service records to a research firm linked to the democratic party. the air force did that. the research from lied, employment background check on members of congres

hilary: many. ed: tell me. hilary: it's interesting, we are large holders of microsoft and avid fans. with interesting about this, even though the world is incredibly focused on surge in the impact of chat gbc on surge, i think the impact to microsoft in particular goes well beyond it. i think this could be a huge boom to their cloud business, productivity application business, developing platform business. all of that accrues to the cloud business. i think this could be a leapfrogging for microsoft in the marketplace who has never actually been seen, never gotten the credit for the technology prowess and never been seen as a leader in an important generation technologies. whereas ai is probably the most important next-generation technology of the decade. ed: thank you for your time. take it from those market fundamentals to ai, completely different conversation happening on wall street and globally for investors. and it's getting us excited. thank you for your time. shopify plunging today as its revenue outloo

that was hilarious.good for calling me that. >> they didn't even finish the list. no, they left off two of my favorites. quiet in the movies and invented electricity. [ laughter ] >> i did write down a couple of my favorites. there were a couple of these that were gems. failed abortions because it was in a band i was in. racist rascals because that was the name of the band i auditioned for. >> see, you can't insult that. [ laughter ] >> i don't think -- that whole bleached demon is what sam brinton uses. >> what did you make of this? >> i was not impressed. i was disappointed of the future of america. i thought these kids are not creative. i m mean -- cotton that should not be picked? i didn't -- i don't know, i didn't do anything for me. i was ready for some clever insults and i thought they were a little off base. >> they're workshoping it. >> that goes back to my point. you can't call white people names. >> 250 and really none of them i thought were that great. >> yeah. >> what are they going to call

>> it is not national security. >> they are walling off the influence peddling just like with hilary. deep state wants influence peddling to continue. when they leave government that is how they get rich. that is why they call it the swamp. >> that rhetoric is why we can't get nothing done. russian gate is the malignancy of the trump presidency. >> sean: on the issue of money, that is where, that is where the biden family has the greatest vulnerability. millions and millions with no experience. what a great world it is for the bidens. thank you both. when we come back house speaker kevin mccarthy. he talked about the debt ceiling. did biden negotiate? speak in with kevin mccarthy and more details of that debate. first time ever, lowest great with last call. velma is skyping with us tonight straight ahead. sh sha shawn...... >> sean: house speaker kevin mccarthy to address growing national debt. now 31 trillion dollars in debt. passing on or stealing from kids and grand kids. can democrats agree to restore some level of fiscal sanity in washington? congresswoman omar going after house

she's been outed by her hilariously as being as white as the driven snow .e driven snow. her mother is apparently of descent. i think might have an image of her with this . they go on this. her with this. they go on this. she is she's the latest where a lot of foundation there is she's implying she's trying to look like kamala harris that's extrude she's got to oh my goodness she's got the scarf on she's got the flag extraordinary. it's a hilarious inverse of the you know, the prevalence skin whitening cosmetic are available throughout asia and africa. brazil, massive on those used throughout the world. and this is hilarious but they seem to be happening . america there does happening. america there does seem to be some question marks over what her motivation because i believe she had actually been part of some group part of some media group previously that are known for drawing attention to muslim crimes muslim terrorism threats and so on. well, there is a suggestion apparently that she is some sort of sleeper something. yes, exactly. yeah she's infiltrated

the stallion, patrick swayze, hilary duff, michael straight hand, and beyonce should know this right,stin. no houston, it is huge doubt. yeah h town, baby. alright question number three, which chain of theme parks gets its name from the different nations that have all claimed ownership of texas at one point in history. six flags . six flags over texas. yes nice . the by the way the nations that have flown flags over texas. france spain, mexico, the republic of texas, the confederacy, the united states of america. yep. so much, all right, next up, according to a 1987 george strait song, who lives in texas my exes new you would know that one. i promise. i did not cheat. all my exes live in texas. um it's a great song. okay i think this is the last one walker, texas ranger filmed on location in dallas fort worth from 93 to 2001, starring which oklahoma born martial artist chuck norris. norris go. okay i was shocked to learn that it was not a native texan. he's born in oklahoma. it's close. very similar, right ? yeah, well claim members, depending on where you live in texas could be five

she's been outed by her hilariously as being as white as the driven snow .e driven snow. her mother is apparently of descent. i think might have an image of her with this . they go on this. her with this. they go on this. she is she's the latest where a lot of foundation there is she's implying she's trying to look like kamala harris that's extrude she's got to oh my goodness she's got the scarf on she's got the flag extraordinary. it's a hilarious inverse of the you know, the prevalence skin whitening cosmetic are available throughout asia and africa. brazil, massive on those used throughout the world. and this is hilarious but they seem to be happening . america there does happening. america there does seem to be some question marks over what her motivation because i believe she had actually been part of some group part of some media group previously that are known for drawing attention to muslim crimes muslim terrorism threats and so on. well, there is a suggestion apparently that she is some sort of sleeper something. yes, exactly. yeah she's infiltrated

gordon via more, quote meliss, and you could say every house and every street is covered in our blood. hilary owners pro lights are artillery isn't managing to suppress their artillery. you own virtual need. we have a lack of ammunition, your lack of professional drone stack and conduct reconnaissance. so we see your growing of you give morley for that. there was vehicle bartlett has limited strategic value, but his capture would be a major symbolic victory for the russian army. and the wagner group of mercenaries which appear to have put their differences aside. essentially, we have seen that, you know, in, in the political sphere it seems that wagner tried to con, past the ministry of defense. however, as of now we're seeing that on the battlefield, they're still trying to achieve a common, a military strategic objective. most of the cities, nearly 70000 residents, have long left bottom would soldiers and volunteers are still taken some people to safety. a few choose to stay with us so long as my home is intact, silly and so long as i'm not hurt quicker. psalms on down to stay here. any mor

that's hilarious. there's no funny stories are no happening for kansas city. they're just holding up their trophies and they're winning. so it's your girlfriend cheatsts on you. o hilarious.n you you're you fall you falln an down and embarrass yourself in front of the entire state. that's hilarious. yoat's funny. you cau kick somebody'n kick so a fight. what's funny about that? it's great. y >> you the cool guy.-- great. but that's not get get you your kicked in a fight. that's pretty malarious. so there. so what's your which i've never: heard anybody describe it the way you just did, but that describe it that that is the truest thing ever.tg so true.. so but what you're saying is that comedy is like inherently dark. the dark things are funny. yeah. without a doubt. dark.>> there's nothin without ag funnyu being the good guynn and being like, we have to come in and help people. yeah. od guy, n anit's not funny likef course. but that's not that's not for nr comedy. that's for like. right. you know, an ngo. that's for the un.r th yeah.e go , go start a charity.

ernest hemingway and his wif visited the white house, and hemingway s hilarious description of what he called the worst meal he had ever eaten. you know, a little bit of squad and some old salad, and a terrible cake that some unskilled amateur had made. he said that john would go back to the white house, but would never go back again. >> we are learning about presidential food, at the intersection of politics and presidential eating, and both were relieved roosevelt i just wanted to get one more not domestic, but diplomacy story in. this is another clip that we have from kevin oldenburg, the site manager at top cottage. the story of hotdocs picnic. >> this included chang kai-shek of china, king george the second of greece, the crown prince of norway, prince giuliana of the netherlands, the prime minister of canada, king george the sixth, and queen elizabeth from great britain. trisha was on this porch, and probably the one remember -- people met the most was the hotdocs picnic, when the king of england arrived here in hyde park. the visit was a historic visit, as it was the first time

i don't know if it's i lair yous but this -- hilarious, this spy game was televised and the world watched. how much are allies reaction does it change course of the usual intelligence exchange between friends? >> i don't think so at all. again, we are not so much -- if anyone had a problem, it's the chinese and not like we lost any technology or we had something shot down. they've had giant waive of covid and economic problems and they've messed this up and go on the world stage and say, sorry, we didn't mean to do that and go on the world stage and complain that we shot it down and look weak and lame. it's not been a good week for china. >> still, they could i have we got away with it. it traveled across the country collecting information along the way. how will rush cha try to use this -- russia try to use this to its advantage? >> well, the russian and chinese will both blame the u.s. and that's sort of always going to be the case and anything valuable on that and maybe that's just the textures and materials used in the balloon and they've discovered something new and get engineered an

yeah yeah, it's hilarious.ying that sturgeon's defacto referendum doesn't go far enough. was saying she's to run is in fact she's i know that's not final what seems to me i'm no what this seems to me i'm no expert on scotland but as a layman it looks to me. i mean, the idea firstly of unilaterally declaring yourself independent, unilaterally declaring yourself independent, unilate i lly be prime minister. things. i can be prime minister. no one's actually got to recognise the thing recognise it. the second thing i think doing this to just think she's doing this to just to make state, make her to just make her state, make her mark out of her territory. kate forbes is leading this by her, you know, thing about christianity, which we'll on christianity, which we'll get on to. is like second and ash to. and is like second and ash regan obviously behind. so regan obviously far behind. so my is she's just got to my theory is she's just got to say and say something bold and ridiculous her mark and ridiculous to make h

yeah yeah, it's hilarious.aying that sturgeon's defacto referendum doesn't go far enough. was saying she's to run is in fact she's i know that's not final what this to me i'm no what this seems to me i'm no expert on scotland but as a layman it looks to me. i mean, the idea firstly of unilaterally declaring yourself independent, unilaterally declaring yourself independent, unilateracan be prime minister. things. i can be prime minister. no to no one's actually got to recognise second thing recognise it. the second thing i think doing this to think she's doing this to just to just her state, make her to just make her state, make her mark out of her territory. kate forbes is leading this by her, you know, thing about christianity, we'll get christianity, which we'll get on to. like second and ash to. and is like second and ash regan obviously far behind. so my is she's just got to my theory is she's just got to say and say something bold and ridiculous make her and ridiculous to make her mark and galvanise snp's

that's hilarious. >> tyrus: welcome to the team. >> greg: that is hilarious.rought it on herself. didn't she kick marjorie taylor greene off? and i think it was in national review that predicted like, you know, this is going to come back to haunt you. you know, once you open that door in, what, the horses inside the barn and they run out. >> tyrus: say pandora's box. >> greg: the horses are in pandora's box. >> chadwick: yeah, i was thinking if how funny if they had the same reaction on of shift, aoc from the pulpit and rasheed a blubbering mess. they're doing the same thing they did to marjorie taylor greene and the republicans but when it happens to them it's literal violence. another thing though i thought when i was watching this is i just thought have we reached a point where absolutely no one is buying this anymore. was anyone watching that and really believed this white supremacy and racism thing? i can't even imagine most liberals. >> greg: again like kat said before, it's also a great time to be white supremacist because the brand is totally diluted.

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everybody you go to in that cast is hilarious. >> oh, my god! >> dwight! of a sudden it became something that you just realized the audience was very comfortable and very conversant. >> hey, park lady, you suck. >> hear that? he called me park lady. >> "the office," "parks and rec," "modern family," the conceit is they're making a documentary. >> i'm okay. i'm good. i'm good. >> the idea of these shows is you know, they sit down on a couch or they catch them in a separate part of the office, and everybody does a confessional like reality television. >> i've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby, which has been very difficult. but apparently your body does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing where it retains nutrients, some sort of molecular physiology thing. but that's science. you can't fight it. >> we didn't need to explain that there's a documentary. yeah, it's a documentary, we don't need to know who he's talking to, i got it, and it's funny. >> this year's emmy nominations have been announced. the comedy series "30 rock" was th

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and she's hilarious. in my new -- my concert show that i've been doing i was just in australia. it's called "alan cumming is not acting his age." [ laughter ] and i tell this story about how one time we were making -- doing "titus." and you know like in the middle of filming, you're hanging around you're chatting and gossiping. and we were talking -- jessica and i were talking about the way -- the effects of gravity on your body. >> seth: as you get older? >> exactly and she was saying her boobs were getting a bit saggy i said, "well, my balls have gone south, let me tell you. [ laughter ] and so we were having a laugh about that then weeks later, we were doing this other scene where we're naked, and i'm sort of asleep on top of her and i'm lying on top of her. there's one hand on her boob, and i'm sort of asleep on her chest, and having a laugh in between takes. and she -- at one point, i say to her, "gosh, jess, you know, i don't know what you're talking about. you have fantastic boobs." and she said, "

this is hilarious . hapless it off. this is hilarious. look, my hapless it off. this is hilarious .ce to him is not to listen to my telephone . never mind my advice telephone. never mind my advice to him. would you send off? oh, well, don't worry. i'll put it on silent. you're in demand . you on silent. you're in demand. you really are in demand. i pay all that through my pay day. and so . so give me the phone. these are the prime minister's variances . and this is. well, variances. and this is. well, i'd . i ask you finally. no, no, i'd. i ask you finally. no, no, no. please. let me ask you a question. within a week of the two months, i think it was time trying to get through, isn't he? so telling you to do it. it's rather like mr. sharp in the bbc . it will never he will never be able to shake over the fact of the fact that he tried to arrange a financial deal to help the prime minister. don't put you find a way by you're not playing that trick ? they don't playing that trick? they don't need a head of state. that's coming out . will the princess of coming out. will the princess o

this is hilarious . hapless it off. this is hilarious. look, my hapless it off. this is hilarious .ce to him is not to listen to my telephone . never mind my advice telephone. never mind my advice to him. would you send off? oh, well, don't worry. i'll put it on silent. you're in demand . you on silent. you're in demand. you really are in demand. i pay all that through my pay day. and so . so give me the phone. these are the prime minister's variances . and this is. well, variances. and this is. well, i'd . i ask you finally. no, no, i'd. i ask you finally. no, no, no. please. let me ask you a question. within a week of the two months, i think it was time trying to get through, isn't he? so telling you to do it. it's rather like mr. sharp in the bbc . it will never he will never be able to shake over the fact of the fact that he tried to arrange a financial deal to help the prime minister. don't put you find a way by you're not playing that trick ? they don't playing that trick? they don't need a head of state. that's coming out . will the princess of coming out. will the princess o

i find it hilarious. >> high praise. >> reporter: now wearing his executive and writer hat for "shrinkingr bill lawrence. why was that important to show this alternative approach that he takes and also the hesitation from his co-workers? >> i just think it's such an interesting world. we're all big believers, proponents of it. i think anyone who has access to it should have it. but there are boundaries, and they're there for a reason. and it's quite a fun -- in terms of comedy and drama, to play with those limits. >> don't you ever want to shake them? >> we don't shake them. >> do you think that now is a really relevant time to have a show where it talks about mental health when the conversation is surrounding mental health? >> whether we realize it or not, we're all collectively grieving this idea that we've lost something we're not going to get back. whether it's an actual loved one, which is happening on the show, or just this time from the past few years. like, our normalcy. >> reporter: his character, jimmy, struggling through his own cycle of grief after tragically losing his wife.

it is going to be hilarious. here are some very good news for fans of casual sex.s around the country are starting to install vending machines that sell the plan b emergency contraception. [cheers and applause] i mean, i don't think you should rely on a vending machine for your plan b. by the time you find those couple of quarters, the baby will be born. [laughs] "dad, why'd you name me doritos?" "because that's what's dropped out instead of the pill. now go find your brother cool ranch and get in the car." and in some other news, of course, the service for tyre nichols was held today. there were a lot of things that are interesting about the funeral but there was something that was slightly different. >> an emotional farewell to tyre nichols, hundreds of people gather this afternoon for the funeral service for tyre nichols who is remembered as a loving brother, son, and father. >> this was also a call for justice with vice president harris and the reverend al sharpton pledging to get police reform passed. >> d.l.: that is right. it is the very first time in histor

. >> this is hilarious. divers found dennis in four feet of seawater.ue was actually a replacement for the original dennis, which was stolen in 2006 and never found. the cartoon creator was a longtime resident of the county. so glad that this wa ♪ ♪ >> norah: tonight, hope starts to fade in turkey and syria as the death toll surpasses 21,000. and a humanitarian crisis unfolds, with people looking for shelter and water in freezing temperatures. turkey's president calls the devastating earthquake the disaster of the century. tonight, cbs's chris livesay is in turkey with stories of loss and of miracles. >> we were able to see the outlines of what appeared to be bodies who were sleeping in bed at the time this building collapsed, and right in front of me is a bag of children's toys. >> norah: new pictures tonight of the fbi studying that chinese spy balloon. as the u.s. government reveals the aircraft had antennas and sensors for collecting communications.

this story would be hilarious . upset staff. this story would be hilarious. it wasn't so troubling. speech champion . the founder of speech champion. the founder of the free speech union no less. toby young . toby, is this story toby young. toby, is this story for ? it is for real. it's for? it is for real. it's incredible because rishi, when he was campaigning the leadership last summer said that we needed to do something about the equality act because it was responsible for so much work . responsible for so much work. well, he's doing something about the equality act. but going to make the woke nonsense ten times worse. so what this proposed change to equality act will mean is at the moment, employers are only liable if one of their employees is harassed by another employee. what this change mean is that if an employee harassed by a third party, they come into contact with in the course of their work, a member of the pubuc their work, a member of the public , a customer. they'll also public, a customer. they'll also be able to sue their employers . be able to sue their employers.

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so he was very funny his tweets were hilarious. and so i think in that respect, he was, you. he was kind of great as a funny president i think it was great for comedy in that again, like the establishment comedians got lazy, you would often hear like, oh, with trump the jokes right themselves. and it's like, well, you're your writing teams, you know, upwards of millions of dollars come up with these jokes and, you know, they're just writing themselves like, okay, get lazy, let the jokes write themselves. and again, let the independent comedians come up and let us let us write the real jokes. lupe perez looking back prior to this interview, we were talking about johnny carson and carson made fun of every president who was in office during. his tenure, but it didn't seem to have quite the level of viciousness that comedians often have today. is that a fair statement, do you think? well, i have to date myself in that i didn't grow up watching johnny. you know, the whole through. and but, you know, i would say is i think i think what happens is you you're trying to people, you kn

some storms to just around dutch nicea little circulation at hilary, of low pressure with the dust inside the recent sandstorms and across a good parts of algeria. and also into libya over the next day or so. so i will continue just around the gulf of guinea, right away across good part of southern africa, more storms coming through here. but it does look less wet to we say for south africa. ah ah, [000:00:00;00] with whole ah ah, welcome back here watching out as a reminder of our top stories this out for you as secretary of state has postponed a planned visit to beijing as the presence of a chinese surveillance flu floating high over the country. china says the balloon is not being used for surveillance. pentagon says a 2nd balloon has been spotted over latin america. ukrainian president followed him . his zalinski has hosted a summit of european union leaders and keep whether disgust ukraine's membership application to block the landscape. also urged western allies to supply his military with long range missiles. people, inter like as capital a protesting the cost of a parade marking i

that became a dumpster who was really e waste, exemplary, but according to international agreements, hilary, this railways are not supposed to be allowed to send their dangerous ways to the palestinian land. affordable problem is not with separating materials, but with people burning it through this project, what we seek to let the people who were burning waste your the wall gym instead, bring it here and what we separated and give it back to them. so this is the goal. distola illegal on gymnast laney, the ambitious project claim for one year, but there were not enough funds to continue the legal burning went on. and while it is a problem for the nearby jewish settlements as well, israel hasn't offer any solutions. and other less profitable, but healthier option that's left on the table is handing the trash over to one of more than to workshops because the wrong agent they didn't recycle the way they're manually separated. extracting prize materials are itala, didn't out of the chevy. i have been doing this job since i was a child. i don't know any other job, i was with them. the 10 workers

it's very much, i don't want to say hilarious was very much interesting. actually level not finally in the busy news hour ahead of a key, russia, africa conference set for next month. ambassadors from their range of african countries have gathered here in moscow, the talk increased co operation. the representative from the central african republic say's moscow helped his country out of a tough situation when it was most in the. let's pick a lesson diligence, la jolla. i would like to thank the organizers of this event. these meetings give us the opportunity to know each other better and allows us to cooperate more. the west says russia is pushing neo colonialism now, but actually it's not russia, it's the west that is trying to impose a new colonialism. 6 years ago, our country was in a very difficult situation. we witnessed a civil war, and many people were killed. but russia heard our people, our nation and came to help us. i am really grateful for that. not sure, you'll agree, but it appears like everyone is watching serial killers and tv these days fro