hmm, hmm... hmm. (pops, chuckles) you dope. it says those are for her pleasure.my fantasy with mature themes. i'll go behind that curtain a boy but come out a man. hmm, more money for schools. that could translate into more homework. i know this is highly illegal, but you're not leaving this booth till you punch yes. don't bother screaming for help. this is a municipal off-cycle election. there's no one for miles. (wolf howling) don't forget your sticker. (evil chuckling) uh, hey, bartender. we'd like two milks, and then you can tell us where babies come from. oh, well, in my case, my mom was hit with a voodoo curse. i gestated for five years, then i popped out backwards and on fire. really? oh, yeah, keep my tail right here in this jar. (both gasp) good times. mom, i think maggie misses tv. you know, mom, i was thinking we could take maggie downtown. the jazz hole is featuring a dizzy gillespie tribute band. (gasps) their trumpeter has the puffiest cheeks. i don't think so. the u.s. embassy has warned people not to go to downtown springfield. i get it. middle ch

- um, hmm? - is that it? - um...hmm. no. no.ould like to invite to say one last good-bye, so here he comes. he's coming right in. hi, everybody! it's ping! [all groan] [thick asian accent] and i'm here to say good-bye to all you wonderful people. thank you, everybody! you've bee so wonderful. we were such a good-- i "rove" you all. i "rove" you very much. - hey, can i talk to you for a second? - sure. see you later! - so i've been meaning to tell you. i want to take you out for lunch. for your last day. - oh. - what do you think? tomorrow? lunch? you and me? - okay. - you're not leaving tomorrow. you're leaving today, right? - maybe. - wow, so that's it, huh? just 4:00, and you are gone for good. - why am i so sad? am i doing the wrong thing? - absolutely not. it's just that sometimes good-byes are a bitch. - t-shirt idea. "good-byes stink." okay. all right. so... james halpert... you started with this company... as a fine young man. - you know what i think we should do? i think we should just save the good-byes for tomorrow. at

hmm!guar-- there's no more mottled light and shadows to blend her in. but if the jaguar that lived in this part of the forest was black, she would be virtually invisible in the darkness! wow! i really hope we see a black jaguar! ♪ okay, well we're not going any farther that way. cats don't like to swim. jaguars do. they love the water. look! ♪ increíble! i never knew that jaguars loved to swim. if you like that, you'll love the fishing cat from indonesia. they actually catch fish and-- uh, martin, we decided on a jaguar adventure, remember? but this jaguar adventure might already be over. look! nina: oh, no! he's going to get away. what are we going to do? i've got an idea! if we take some banana leaves and lash them together with these vines and plug the seams with sap from the rubber tree-- we can create a raft. hmm, i think i've got something for this. all: ugh! (grunting) hurry up! hop in! the jaguar's getting away! okay, now who brought the paddles? all: hm? zach: ugh, how hard can it

>> hmm?neighbors... >> they my neighbors, too. >> no, they're not. look here, brother. come here. >> what? >> got to get you an apartment, man. >> you know i can't afford that, man. come on. matter of fact, i think this single life is kind of becoming, you know what i mean? it's real good for me. i mean, i feel like -- look at my skin. it's glowing. >> floyd, your skin ain't glowing. it's 98 degrees out here. it's not glow, it's sweat. and you're funky. >> no, for real, though, man. vonita does not know what she has done for me. >> nor how much suffering she's brought to everybody else. >> no, really. i mean, the single life is really becoming, man. i think i really have found my purpose in life. >> being a burden to your friends. >> no. i mean staying out late at night, drinking and rubbing up against beautiful women. [ humming ] >> rub against me, i'll kill you. >> no, seriously, man. >> and if you rub up against women like that, then my purpose in life is gonna be trying to collect your ba

hmm. psst. urgent whisper. meet me later. cabin 308. (coughs) me?he other handsome young man i'm whispering to. i wish i could, but we're leaving after dessert. well, if you're looking for something sweet... who are you whispering to?! him? oh, leave him alone. you leave him alone. i think you've embarrassed yourself enough for one night! remember, cabin 308! honored guests, let's give a big windbreaker salute to guest chef bob belcher! linda: that's my man! he made your burgers and he made my babies! ugh. okay, kids, come on, time to go... are we moving? bob belcher, everyone. where's the land? where's the land? where's the land?! next stop, puerto rico. what?! looks like you'll be my private chef after all. no, you can't do... linda, we're being shanghaied! shanghaied? ooh! ancient chinese vacation! yay! yahoo! boobies! what? nothing. today we honor a phone call between mr. and mrs. lewis. where are you? i'm by the dvds. i'm by the candles. i think i see you. nope. wasn't you. now i'm by the tools. on my way. 'kay, i'm here. now i'm by the linens.

mm-hmm. but... you're there.er on the table right now... i know it. from me for $900,000. and he has a second one for $1 million for 25%, lori. pardon me? oh. silence. well-- he has a second offer for $1 million for 25%. bang! (lori) but he doesn't have... okay. any of the connections or the pipeline or the factories or all the things... mm-hmm. that i'm offering you. what is she-- what is she talking about? and i've offered you more, because i said we'd start with $900,000. i offered $1 million. you know, i started exactly like you. i'm just you 17 years later with all those connections. i think you know i'm the right partner for you... mm-hmm. because i know how to do exactly what you want to do. bull crap. you know, lori's great at what she does, but she thinks she's great at everything every one of us does. um... (laughs) don't listen to the little noise over there. (kevin) let's just look at these two offers-- $900,000 for 30%. right. $1 million for 25%. but of them, you understand, steals your equity. okay.

[phone rings] - mm-hmm. - okay, i'll have one. i have one. where is the craziest place you ever made whoopee? - kevin, stop it with that question. - right? and did you show them the market--yeah. and what'd they say? that's awesome. [chuckles] that--aw, my god. wow. it's not even real yet, and i'm not gonna tell her until it's real. - i think maybe they're actually is something i don't know about jim. could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yep, everybody knows that. well, did you know the ancient pyramids were actually a mistake? uh-oh. geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. - erin has an audition to be a newscaster. all: wow! - woo! - uh-huh. - congratulations! - and i want her to feel very comfortable in her very sexy skin, so everybody say something that you like about her body, all right? darryl. - okay. um, i like erin's hair. it's a very pretty color. - yeah, right? - i'm sorry. this is for a news audition? - yeah. - then why are we talking about her loo

hmm. why should i go inside?t now. ( "born free" playing ) hey, why'd you lock the door? we're still inside. it's a chance for you to catch up on all the work i'm assigning you now. i've never worked all night, never. and i worked at an all-night diner for three years. i slept on the grill. see this? it's the bathroom key. see you in the morning. you monster. ( screaming ) we placed a compliance chip in the back of your neck during the company physical. that's it, mister. i am disgruntled. and up until now, i was relatively gruntled. whoa. better increase the juice. ( screaming ) ah, wait. ( shouts ) i did it. i pulled it out. and with no brain damage-amage- amage-amage-amage-amage. now we'll get all your chips out, go to the police and shut this place down. homer, we took our chips out years ago. really? then why do you still work here? we've learned to accept the things we cannot change... and steal everything that's not nailed down. ( grunts ) i hope you won't judge us harshly. i'll be back for tall kitchen ba

. - mm-hmm. it's a beautiful place. place to let her down easy. - oh, no, no, i mean that must be nice to have parents. - oh. hmm. ♪ time to have a little kiss ♪ - no. - mm. sorry. right. no kisses till the breakup is official. - yes. - i believe in that. - yes. so do i. - i think that's important. that is important. bummer...but important. - important. - mm-hmm. - i can't believe he's making us throw a party for her. - i know, right? - she's always late. she's always rude. - it kinda makes me want to throw a really bad party. - yeah. - on purpose. - phyllis! - [laughs] we should do it right here in the break room. - [giggling] order carrot cake. [laughter] - and jessica, just so you know, this is way more about my love for erin than anything wrong with you. - well, andy, i'm upset, but... you did this in the best way possible, and i knew you as a lover... and i'll remember you as a gentleman. okay. that was one minute and ten seconds. - consider it nailed. - [vocalizing] i think we should try it again. this time, worst

hmm, i cut the wires to something., keep your eyes peeled for an unlit mile post marked "23" or "36" or something. if we miss it, we're dead. dad, there are lights following us. how can that be? i took every last can of gas. (horses whinnying) now, everyone relax and pretend we're about to be hit by a soft brick wall. (screaming) out of our way, corn! the starving people of springfield are desperately in need of our delivery of canned corn, corn flakes and flash frozen corn niblets! (tires squealing) i'm proud of you. society may have crumbled, but our decency hasn't. now to save these sorry souls from a life of anarchy, starvation and having sex for procreation. huh? oh, everything's normal. the world didn't end! dad, you said people would be drinking each other's blood. you got to watch a vhs copy of red dawn 13 times! stop complaining! what happened with the e.m.p.? only springfield lost power, you see, and after a few days, it came back. maybe a little bit brighter. (mutters) and the spirit of neighborly cooperatio

hmm.escope is a great idea! - now, that's using your noodle! - make a telescope with us. - i seeeee youuuu! - i see you tooooo. - wee! - hoo-hoo-hoo! hmm, where are-- oh! i see both of you! - woo! yay! - woo! ha! ha! ha! miss elaina, , u're fun no matter what we play. ♪ a friend just wants to play with you ♪ - thanks, daniel. i feel much, much, much, much, much better. and thanks, mom. - well, that's what i'm here for, toots. zoom! (laughing) - ooh, what's this big box? - that's our rocket ship! look, these are the wings. - whoa. i like the wings. good idea. - thanks. but the rocket ship isn't done yet. let's colour it some more, ok? - yes, great idea! cool! - rocket ships have lots of buttons and, uh, stuff. - oh, yeah, lots and lots of buttons. - great idea! i'll be right back! - this looks like a real rocket ship, doesn't it? zoom! heyyy... what if it was a real rocket ship? do you want to make believe with me? let's make believe... that we could zoom in this rocket ship to the moon! ♪

mm-hmm. mm-hmm. mm-hmm. listen to me close, 'cause i'm only gonna say this once.nt with that singing buffoon, apologize, and then date me. or you can say good-bye to this. i think you have me confused with another person. i said i was only gonna say it once. you have until 6:14 p.m. 6:14. i heard you. pump it up! yeah! [huey lewis' heart of rock and roll] yeah! yeah! pump up the volume. thank you very much, everybody. thank you, mr. springsteen. [music stops] and welcome to c.r.i.m.e.-a.i.d. [clears throat] crime reduces innocence. makes everyone angry, i declare. it is not known how many office robberies occur every second because there is no wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics. however, tonight, its victims are standing together and standing strong in the form of song... [cheers and applause] cooking lessons... and hugs. really, phyllis? you're auctioning a hug? okay, so with no further ado, lights, camera, auction! take it away, bruce! [huey lewis' heart of rock and roll] (darryl) mike gave me a list of his top ten springsteen songs. three of them wer

hmm? - uh, where do you want your last paycheck sent? - last paycheck? - do you have an address yet in colorado? - no. - what town do holly's parents live in? - i'm not sure. um, mountain...ton, i think. - sounds beautiful. - you should do more stuff like that. - i'm going to. - hey. it's almost your last day. come on. sit with us. - no,'m almost done. - you sure? - yeah. - so i'm going to carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder. - finally. that old shredder sucked. - it's a good shredder. it just keeps breaking. - yeah, and it won't shred magines. - it's not supposed to shred magazines, kevin. - i know. - did you break the shredder, kevin? - no. it's just that old shredder sucks. just get one that'll shred magazines. - i don't think any of tm are supposed to shred magazines. - michael, you all right? - yeah. these boots, man, they're really hurting my feet. oh. ah, i think i'm gonna try to find some old shoes. - do you really think it's about his boots? - no. - good. [ for 4

mm-hmm. hmm. [ female announcer ] zero to pizza. pronto. now in two bold new flavors!>> fire invest investigators are trying to figure out what sparked an apartment fire that left two people critically injured including a child. the fire started in west l. a. roughly 700 people lived inside that building. >>> tenants of a redwood city apartment building that went up in flames yesterday returned today to pick up their personal belongings. as ktvu's robert handa reports some of the displaced residents say they've been victimized a second time. >>> just when one person can carry. >> former tenants of the terrace apartments gathered outside their old home to try to get their lives back on track. many residents ran on climbed out from the six alarm fire that starletted on the third floor yesterday morning. today paul jacobson and others came back to see what personal belongings you can retrieve. >> if i can get my laptop and something else that would be great. i definitely have to get my car. >> reporter: the fire department limited retrieval. >> getting important documents

mm-hmm. welcome to jock center!the stripper, a jones that's chipper, and did joe torre shoot flipper? but first, professional sports continues its downward march into the gutter. ( chuckling ) this is either about me or steroids. thanks to professional jerk-ass homer simpson, athletes are now taunting and boasting just to get on our highlight reel. disgusting. now, here's our highlight reel! art comes from pain. your pain. beware the wrath of kwan! oh, yeah, cheer for tom. give all your love to tom. ( chuckling ) i'm the worst thing to happen to sports since fox. master, you are truly a fool. homer simpson, we work for the commissioner of football, and he wants to see you. i want to see him, too. maybe he can tell me how to get this off. it soaked through to the other side. man: the commissioner's in here with all the owners. homer, we think you're fabulous. since the players ben your rowdy rump-shaking, our ratings are up 62%. plus, we're making millions in player fines, which i'm going to use to bankroll a musical

hey, who couldn't use a totes umbrella, hmm? no, it has to be nice. those crystal candlesticks, and we got her toilet paper that looks like money. speaking of gifts, i got you a gift today that's going to make you one happy lady. really? what is it? oh, no. i'll never tell. come on, what is it? no, it's a surprise. but i will say this. it's really, really nice. all right. well, give me a clue. uh...ok. well, it's about yea big-- is it a camera?! damn it! how did you get a camera from this? well, you kind of held it up to your face, and i think you made a snapping motion. you couldn't just leave it alone, could you? you had to ask for a clue. did i know you were going to mime taking a picture? so, what do we do? do i give it to you now, or do we wait till christmas? well, if you give it to me now, i could actually take pictures during christmas. like, i could bring it to my office holiday party. i guess. and i could take a picture of you doing your traditional santa stuck in the fireplace gag. that should be captured on film, yes. wait here. it's in th

mm-hmm, okay.t we have to spend that by the end of the day or it will be deducted from next year's budget. why don't you explain this to me like i'm five. your mommy and daddy give you $10 to open up a lemonade stand. so you go out and you buy cs and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. and now you find out that it only cost you $9. ho-oh! so you have an extra dollar. yeah. so you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? next summer-- i'll be six. and you ask them for money, they're gonna give you $9, 'cause that's what they think it costs to run the stand. so the dollar's a surplus. this is a surplus. we have to spend that $4,300 by the end of the day or it'll be deducted from next year's budget. [whistles poorly] whoo. we should spend this money on a new copier which we desperately need. okay, break it down in terms of, um... okay, i--i think i'm getting you. [cheerful music] ♪ ♪ ♪ that people are finally getting together. ♪ ♪ i think it's wonderful now ♪ that people are finally

hmm. a place to dock, eh? i got room.hat makes my front yard look like an idiot. can i bring the rest of the convoy? ( horns honking ) are you crazy? let 12 complete strangers live on my lawn? well, we'll give you regional beers. it's a deal! woo-hoo! and there you have it. ah. welcome, welcome. if my wife asks, you're here for a boz skaggs concert. marge: homer! what are all these recreational vehicles doing here? these are my new friends. they like me for me... and my plumbing and gas hookups. young lady, i like what you're driving. is that one of them two-level wander-kings? this is a house! ( growling ) ( all laughing ) hey, boys, let's play her the rv national anthem. ( revving engines ) daddy, all the fumes are making me dizzy. well, now, roddy, the lord wouldn't let us die this way. that's right, ned. now, you three take a little nap while i make some hot chocolate. yay! yay! ♪ i've been everywhere, man ♪ i've been everywhere ♪ travel, i've done my share, man ♪ ♪ i've been everywhere ♪ i've been to springfield shel

mm-hmm. no. for one thing, he's not gay.be bait, it would be jim or ryan, or me. men find me desirable. yes. sure they do, dwight. when it comes down to it, it's a health issue. i should've written that. mm-hmm, yeah. why aren't you as mad or interested in this as me? oh, totally. sorry, are we talking about the microwave still? are you inching away from me? no. reach your arms out. [laughs] i'm always this close. ♪ camptown lady sing this song doo-dah doo-dah ♪ hello, pam. jim, may i have a moment with pam, please? [cell phone rings] yes. i just have to take this call anyway, so-- oh, ooh, his mistress! no, i'm kidding. nobody would ever cheat on you. you are the complete package, pam. what do you need, michael? okay, what i would like you to do is take this folded note, and deliver it to toby flenderson. i want you to just react to whatever this note elicits. do not read it beforehand. can you do that for me? sure. good. no, no, no, no, don't-- "please hug and kiss me, no matter how hard i struggle. i am too shy to tell yo

mm-hmm. it is true. see? right here. that is a froggy. - no, it isn't! that's a rock!ocks aren't alive! frogs are! they eat and breathe! - that is what i was going to say. oh! now here, here is a froggy. - that's not a frog! it's a butterfly! - butterflies have wings to fly. frogs don't have wings to fly. - i knew that. - ribbit ribbit! - did you hear that? that is the sound a frog makes. there must be a frog around here someplace. froggy! - ribbit ribbit! - there it is on your head! - do not be silly. that is not a frog. that is my hat. - ribbit ribbit! - it's under your hat! - what did you say? i cannot hear you with all that ribbiting. - ribbit ribbit! - look, class. this is very rare-- a hopping hat! - that's not a hopping hat. it's a-- - ohh! - ribbit ribbit! - a banana? - no. it's a frog! - well, of course it is. i recognized it at once. i am a froggy expert, you know, and there you have it, elmo, a frog. - ribbit! - um, keep it under your hat. - ribbit ribbit! - thanks, grover. thanks, froggy. thanks, computer! elmo's friend sean went to see a frog exhibit at th

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mm-hmm. gloria?he better cool it, or i'm gonna introduce him to the captain and tennille. [ sighs ] sorry we're late. i was at work. oh, he loves to say that. happy barbecue. oh. since mitchell is between jobs... wow! ...i've taken a part-time job at a greeting-card store, which i love. plus, with my discount, we're saving a fortune. how is spending a ton of money on greeting cards saving us a fortune? it's math. it's really not. look it up. $2.95, $2.95, $4.95... 40% off, 40% off, 40% off. ...$2.95, $3.95, $2.95. jay: mitchell, i got this golf buddy of mine. great guy. super successful. you two should talk. it could mean a job for you. oh, thanks, dad, but i'm -- i'm not really looking for anything right now, but... yeah, that's right. with me bringing home the bacon, mitchell doesn't have to rush into anything. yeah, i know you have all that greeting-card screw-you money, but talk to the guy? he's expecting your call in the morning. dad, i appreciate it, but in the future -- oh, i can't stand this.

hmm. like my lack of focus and your -- my what? i just love you. hmm? i did it. buddy! oh, my god.o you like it? i-i-i love it. did you do this? all him. i used mr. potato head ears because van gogh cut his ear off. and there's money, because his paintings sell for, like, a bajillion dollars, which is sad, because he died broke. yes. that -- you were right. don't apologize. i'm not apologizing. apology accepted. luke, i-i really couldn't be more proud of you, and i am so sorry i didn't give you more credit. thanks. way to go, buddy. i got to go finish the cupcakes. [ chuckling ] no. she didn't. sweetie, can you hand me those? uh-huh. yeah, i can talk. [ chuckles ] what are you doing?! well, i showed you how to make them, and now you can do it yourself. come on, guys, let's go. well, good, because i really wanted to. okay. setting the oven to 700! i'm putting the eggs in the bowl! oh, i got some shells in them! uh-oh! are you serious?! [ sighs ] hey. hey, mitchell. so, i know you'd never, um... i know you'd never -- never believe this by looking at me right now, but, uh, i used to g

- hmm. still not one quack. - [french accent] here you are, cousin bert.you seem to have lost your ears. sheep cousins. strange. now if you'll excuse me, i must fly. ciao bella! - he mysteriously leaves like that every afternoon. - we'll get to the bottom of this. there he is! - wait, ernie. i think someone's following us. i hear footsteps. - bert, those are our footsteps. we're the ones following--malty? oh, no. we lost him. now what will we do? rubber duckie says to keep our ears open for clues. - [singing in foreign language] - that sounds like him, and it's coming from over there! - get out of my house! - guess that wasn't malty. shh! hear that ernie? walk slower. let's walk faster. - let's try a little dance. [dancing footsteps] - someone is definitely following us. all right. come on out! - miss lambshank? - i was too curious to stay and wait at home. - [whistling] - what was that? - sounds like whistling coming from that door. - well, ducks don't whistle, so we know that can't be-- - malty! - miss lambshank. - what are you doing there? - i have a se

mmm-hmm. i know. the day you go do that, you have not just disrespected your would-be-girlfriend, the potential mother of your five children, you're disrespecting the kids, too. that's the family. that's their family! they have to go to holidays in that family. they have to play with their other little cousins in that family. why you all traipsing around in the family? why you keep sleeping with her cousin? jones: it's like this... you say that that's my child, and you say you going back to the same cousin, who was there from day one, that made me have these doubts. how could you continue to do that? you living your life as a mare right now. basically, every time i do something, you gotta go do it. okay, yeah, so i slept with his cousin a month ago. after that, we both made a vow to each other, that we're done. that there's no more of it. judge lake: okay. i kept my promise. i have not done nothing. he's doing everything, just like i said, yesterday on facebook, he's talking to girls. i have not done

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mm-hmm. but we've been talking about going after their market.inding for me. okay. so i'll fax over some of the things we're looking for, okay? fax? why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur? look, this is important, michael. oh, well, then e-mail it, david. you've got no taste, stanley hudson. oh, i do. what are you guys talking about? some actress. whether she's hot. (andy) who's the gal in question? hilary swank. ah, hilary swank. not at all. she's got mean eyes. have you seen her with her bangs? she looks like a monster. guys, she is a beautiful movie star. so maybe we should just go to work. she is an amazing actress. but that's not the question. she's not hot. (kevin) yeah. thank you, phyllis. okay, why don't we just put this to a vote? and then we'll be done with it. i'm not voting. no one cares. who thinks that hilary swank is hot, raise your hand. okay, and who thinks that hilary swank is not hot, raise your hand. five. five to five. thank you, accounting department. so what do we do now? what if the owner of prince family paper has

mm-hmm. really? wow. who invented that? your grandfather.o drill that into us every time we went into the city. or every time we got on the subway. actually, pop invented it. he used to do the same thing to me. but we actually never had to use it. and please god, we never will again. hey. hey, what are you doing here? well, i was gonna come see you at the hospital, but i knew you had your family there, and they always carry loaded weapons. so, uh... here. well, i do love roses. thank you. yeah, i know. how's the shoulder? oh, i guess i was lucky. it's just a little muscle damage. how's the head? thick as ever. anyway, i just wanted to make sure that you're all right. i am. i'm all right. okay. i, um... i could've... i could've lost you, but you know what it made me think? that... there is nothing that i regret more than letting you go. and i have never told you that, but there it is. thank you for that. and i was really happy that you were there with me. thank you. yeah. thank you. what are we doing? that i don't know. it needed a new starte

how about this one, it's christmas eve-- mm-hmm.is closed, and you need to get some dry cleaning done. 12:00 midnight. where do you go? what do you do? what do you do? come on. what do you do? uh... astro cleaners on st. james place is the only place that is open on that day. unbelievable. unbelievable! if you don't mind me asking-- anything. you can ask me anything. okay. i'm your wingman. it's just that i've sat next to angela for a very long, very long time. right-o. how could anyone stand that woman? what?! what do you see in her? wh-what do you see in angela? what do i see in angela? i want to know. i see through a hard exterior to a little jelly in the middle. she is teaching me to be a better person. and she's working really hard on that. and she has the softest skin i've ever seen, and i can't wait to have sex with her. (oscar) you haven't had sex? no. y--are you guys waiting to get married, or? honestly, i don't know what we're waiting for. andy, something is wrong with that woman. what is wrong with her? i'd like to know.

mm-hmm. but if you're not a cornell man, mm-hmm. you probably shouldn't wear them. no, i get it. that i mean no disrespect. you see, i'm applying. come on, you think you could get into cornell? well, if someone who barely out-sells phyllis can get in, i should be fine. i'm sitting right here, dwight. i meant that as a compliment to you, phyllis, as well as a slight to andy. cornell is a good school. and i want to better myself through higher education. if it makes andy angry, so be it. i have to unpack this weekend, but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets! cool. mike, you driving this every weekend? we're gonna switch back and forth, the driving. sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. it'll be fun. wait a sec. [life is a highway on radio] oh, i love this song. (holly, michael) ♪ life is a highway ♪ i wanna ride it all night long ♪ ♪ ♪ if you're going my way ♪ i wanna drive you all night long ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh [all singing] ♪ if you're going my way hey there. so, uh, how do you think we're gonna do against penn this year? nathan ford's arm looks pretty strong. well, he's

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mm-hmm. but alex and i went, um, oh, no. that was haley. mm-hmm. huh. phil, look. it's luke.s going into walt's house. oh, he's saying good-bye. he just needed a little time. it's so sweet and so sad. wow. he's so much more sensitive than i ever thought. (inhales and exhales deeply) they had a special bond. i wouldn't be surprised if one day he wrote a book like "tuesdays with morrie." (door opens) i never read it. did that guy steal morrie's tv? now setting a course for adventure! (high-pitched voice) beep. boop. beep. bop. boop. boop. boop. i've had great experiences with all my kids, but i... i might have fallen behind a bit with alex. my fault completely. adventure? we are throwing dog tags into an already polluted ocean where they will probably choke an otter. 80% my fault. honey, we're bringing closure to a man's life. we'll hike up to the scenic overlook, where apparently, walt proposed to his wife, wait for the light to be just right, say a few words. share some memories. that's kind of poetic. kind of navajo. now you're getting it. we'll be sending him off with a lev

mm-hmm. mm-hmm ? i just don't know if an internationarestaurantwould beuccess in puebla.look at crossroads cafe. it's got food from everywhere. but puebla, mexico is not the united states of america. did you see the way i want to arrange things inside ? i love this idea. instead of having the kitchen in the back and all the tables up front, i want to have the kitchen in the same room with the customers. and then-- wait a minute. slow down, rosa. people don't want to watch the food being cooked. but i want the feeling in the kitchen to be open and full of light. - i have never seen anything like that in puebla. - that's the idea ! if this is going to be like every other restaurant, why should we even bother ? maybe to have a successful business. oh. you don't think my idea can be successful ? aye. mi amor. this is all very different... from what i was expecting. - i must think about it. - but i have already thought about it. rosa, you are a very good chef. but there is more to openg a restaurant than just cooking. there's the whole business side. that's why i'm taking clas

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hmm? order you around. oh, someone's in a naughty mood, huh? mmm. you have no idea.otta get back to work. yeah. dinner, later tonight? marcel's? of course. gotta go back to work. she says she wants to stop the chemo. come home. she's had enough. kramer: she does that, then everything we're doing... it's all for nothing. i wish i could just tell her the truth. you'll figure out what to say. hell, if you could talk her into marrying you, you can talk her into anything. agent carlisle. i've gotta go. the review board finished their investigation. and? they cleared you. in fact, they're gonna give you a commendation. welcome back, duncan. good to be back, sir. i've got a new assignment for you. agent carlisle? stan hoffman. secret service. agent hoffman is leading an inter-agency task force. he requested you. just give him back when you're done. please sit. so, what's the case? missing person. we're looking into the disappearance of angela nix. you know who she is? the nurse who committed suicide. i saw it on the news. you think she's still alive? we don't have a body. n

hmm-hmm! so, renee, how's it going, huh? >> uh, you want to donate $1,000? oh, that's so generous!'s your name? say that again. >> wow, guys. $1,000! who is that, renee? >> ivanna tinkle. wait a minute. you know what? that is not funny! you know what, if you guys are gonna call in here and play on the phones like that, i am going to kill you in your throat. twice! >> yeah... even the kids are doing their part to help. and now i'd like to introduce you to my wonderful, beautiful, ladylike daughter, brianna. >> you better tell her to keep her skanky little hands to herself, ok? jason left her for a reason. he wanted to go from ashy to classy. [burps] when did i have sausage? oh, um, so, much money would you like to donate? >> back to you, john. >> um, uh, coming up next, we got a wonderful praise dancer that's gonna come out here and blow this thing wide-open. she is awesome. she is unstoppable. give it up. show your love for the wonderful renee! [drumroll] >> no, i want a saddle. no, i don't have a horse. know what? saddles are not just for horses! get out of my business! >> renee..

why don't we take him somewhere to take his mind off it, hmm? i could have guessed he'd have trouble with roller coasters. that kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror. how about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? manny! he likes to fish? yeah. he comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. but i encourage the fishing. manny, you like to fish? fishing? yeah. you want to go to the pier today? is this a trick to see if i'm really sick? no. maybe the fresh air will make you feel better. well, then, yeah, 'cause there's no place where i'm more at one with -- just get your coat. are you nervous? shut up, alex. i was just asking. i'd be nervous if i were you. alex, leave your sister alone. she's gonna be fine. as long as i don't get the same guy. he's so mean! you probably will. you won't. he hates me. he doesn't hate you. he yelled at me. you drove into the bushes. oh, no, it's him. please don't be for me. please don't be for me. please don't be for me. please don't be for me. hi. oh, thank god. man:

so...here we go. [ arrhythmic drumming ] hmm. oh, silly me. i had the sticks in the wrong hands. [ rhythmic drumming ] wow. dude, you should label those sticks. [ clicks tongue ] [ doorbell ringing repeatedly ] is that the alarm? has our perimeter been breached? it's not the alarm. the doorbell won't stop ringing. maybe a demon is ringing it. not a demon. ay! who keeps ringing the doorbell? we're pretty sure it's a demon. oh, yeah? [ grunts ] there. [ ringing stops ] if it were a demon, it would keep on ringing. not if he's already inside. i'm getting a weapon. what were you thinking? who takes a little boy to a horror movie? that's loco, jay. this is no big deal. you want scary? when i was his age, i lived through the cuban missile crisis. i slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case i had to fight some soviet colonel. what are we talking about? look, all i'm saying, being scared is part of growing up. manny will get over this. it builds character. i'll take the first watch. you two might as well get some rest. it's gonna be a long nig

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hmm? nothing. you still don't-- why don't-- let's-- what are you doing?nderstand it. and now you're shutting me out. and you're not even listening. and that's really considerate. thank you. no, what i'm saying is-- no, no. no, that's not it. i know. andy still doesn't know that angela's having an affair with dwight. and it's been 17 days. i mean, eventually he'll figure it out... when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. but right now it's just...awkward. [michael sighs] how can he still not know? we can't figure that out. i can't take it anymore. wait, what? you can't take what? i am telling andy. no. you can't do that. it shouldn't come from you. who should it come from then? angela. angela. from angela. angela. are you still having intercourse with her? what is wrong with you? she is engaged. did you ever have intercourse in this office? are you serious? ugh. where? where? [voice breaking] where, dwight? seems like you already know where. kevin, you screwed this form up again. the amount owed goes at the top. oh, i'm sorry. i didn't real

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hmm. we would like you to join in the pursuit of mr. kleinfelter. if and when you find him, we would like you to deliver him to us, and we will in turn bring him to an embassy that has promised to provide safe haven until trial. now, i under that mr. kleinfelter's actions are controversial. so if you'd like a small window of time to research the group that i represent... no, that won't be necessary. we'll take the case. if you'll excuse us, mr. mueller. my associate, she gets rather grumpy if she doesn't take her mid-morning nap. we will be in touch when we have secured mr. kleinfelter. thank you both very much. thank you. (door closes) yes? really? sounds like aiding and abetting a fugitive. hmm. excellent. i took that while you distracted him. good enough likeness, don't you think? what are you going to do with that picture? i once helped a lebanese agoraphobe retain copyright on a piece of facial recognition software. i'm not saying the young lady owes me billions of pounds, but i do think she can analyze my portrait for me. i took the case becau

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mm-hmm. hmm. [ female announcer ] zero to pizza. pronto. now in two bold new flavors!le announcer ] zero to pizza. pronto. thank you for coming. this shouldn't take long. what is all this? is-- is that aaron kalinosky? ah, we'll... what's he doing here? let you know in a minute. please, sit down. i'm sure you're nervous, called to see the coppers and all, so, uh, let me reassure you, we know neither of you killed titus stone. i think i speak for both of us when i say that's true. mm-hmm. do you know who did it? yes. he killed himself. he what? he was a samurai, and he felt he'd dishonored himself, so he committed seppuku, ritual suicide, with his own particular sword. (beeping, whirring) well, what's your evidence? (patrick) his dinner. cheeseburger, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese. comfort food. a condemned man's last meal. why would he do that? h-how had he dishonored himself? miss makkena, you wanna tell us? me? (chuckles) why? because he told you. uh, no. sure, he did. he came to you to confess, because he was in love with you. kris. i brought you th

mm-hmm. hmm. [ female announcer ] zero to pizza. pronto. now in two bold new flavors!. >> here's a look at the wake up weather. notice the fog first thing in the morning along the coast line. biggest change. cool weather. light winds. upper 30's to low fwichlts 8:00 a.m. still on the cool side. mike will be here 4 to 7:00 a.m. tracking fog and the temperature changes for your weekend. >> all right sandhya thank you. breaking news right now. bart striking expected to happen in just 30 minutes. live picture from oakland where negotiations unravelled earlier today in fact the podium out in front of the building for more than a week is now gone. that is not a good sign either. >> rather ominous when they take the podium away and nobody milling about to come out to give any sort of message because to the best of our many no negotiations have taken place tonight and doesn't lack like any are forthcoming in the immediate future. union say the sides were close to an agreement early in the day but hung up on so-called work rules and pretty rare that you have a situation where y