honey boo boo and i'm still driving and rear ended. >> honey boo boo or snooki?> the sassy subtitled 7-year-old the world knows as honey boo boo. >> leave me alone. i got two sides. why can't my sides be meat.

honey boo boo and i'm still driving and rear ended. >> honey boo boo or snooki?leave me alone. i got two sides. why can't my sides be meat. and there's no way to win because i got me a pig. that is one -- my new dress is gonna help me with the pageant. >> reporter: so white hot when honey boo boo calls, you come running all the way to mcintyre, georgia. i eventually leave with girl scout cookies but i came with cupcakes. a gift that earned big points for the little star. honey boo boo's real name is alana thompson. >> wait. wait. >> waiting for the star. i sat down with her and mama june for one of the most unique interviews i've ever done. >> aaagh. ♪ all i want to do ooh ooh honey boo boo honey boo boo ♪ >> they are self-proclaimed rednecks and it creates the ambience. >> yay! >> trying to do an interview here. >> okay. really. >> reporter: being on the show is one thing. ♪ rock away baby." >> reporter: but witnessing it in person. >> got her nails all done so she ain't going to -- good thing she ain't honey boo boo. >> that's right. i honey boo boo. >> nice. >

but the idea that anybody cares about this honey boo boo.r, i've never seen the show and i'm ranting on this. the idea -- the issue -- the girl scout cookies is interesting, but who cares about her? why are we talking about her? why would a mother subject her daughter to that? and why would people buy that stuff? i've got two daughters. >> all right. check out an episode. >> and they're brownies. please buy her cookies, everybody. >> jen, pete, thank you. >> thank you. >>> hey, call it the titanic sequel. an australian billionaire, this story i love, recreating the world's most famous ship, literally. wait until you hear how eerily similar this thing is going to be to the original. i'll talk to him next. just tacos. yeah, it's our job to make you want it. but honestly... it's not that hard. old el paso. when you gotta have mexican. but honestly... it's not that hard. we know the value of your at ueducation of phoenix where it can take you. [now arriving: city hospital] which is why we're proud to help connect our students with leading employ

>> reporter: she likes to chant. ♪ honey boo-boo, honey boo-boo >> reporter: and sing. ♪ got me driving no. no belly talk today. >> reporter: what does the belly say. with the hit show comes fame and money. but what's remarkable is how little, at least in terms of material things, their lives have changed. you have a nice paycheck you didn't have before. do you have plans to change your life? >> no, why would i be? we do so much for the community. reraised thousands of dollars thanks to our fans for the community. we raised over 10,000 canned goods. we were able to -- >> reporter: you're bringing tears to alanna's eyes. she jokes. mama june is serious. you have not let the money go to your head. >> i would like to expand the house. two bed rooms and the bathroom. but, you know -- >> reporter: it's not the top of your priority? >> no. mama june does extreme couponing. the father works seven days a week. the only major purchase is a truck. the money is put into trust for the kids. >> an ipod for christmas. >> reporter: you could buy more than that? >> they don't ask for anything. >> repor

>> well honey boo boo is white. they are all as bad as each other. >> does honey boo boo slap the [bleep] in the ass? >> there is so much flava on this table tonight? what does honey boo boo do that is objectionable? >> what is objection objectionable is she dresses up and acts like an adult. doesn't she wear make up? >> it is the parents again. it is the parents exploiting their children for their own gain. those parents with little whatever his name is, they put that there on the internet, youtube, whatever it is. they are the ones showing all of their friends. it is parental exploitation as lori rightly says. >> a, you should be outraged tom, shillou. >> is it bad for a 25-year-old to do it? of course it is. it is a bunch of nonsense. >> so it is not about the age. it is about the content. >> yes. >> why throw so much of your money into kids when you can use them to make money? i am against child labor laws and i think the only thing that is like a wavy line is they are in front of a camera. >> forget the pyramid

boo child is a massive hit overseas. >> honey boo boo goes overseas, and did members of the nfl go too far? >> after a bitter confirmation, chuck hagel has now been sworn in as u.s. defense secretary. >> it wasn't easy for chuck. >> republicans had delayed his vote and objected over his views of iran among other things. >> like some of his past affiliations. >> is he a member of the al qaeda kids club? >> after all that at the pentagon, it's now charles in charge. at the nfl combines this week -- speed was a factor. so was agility. and so was sexual orientation. wait, what? >> nfl draft prospect says that teams asked him if he likes girls. >> according to one prospect. asked if you have a girlfriend, are you married, do you like girls? >> that's a big no-no. >> any federal, local, or state law says you cannot base employment on someone's sexual orientation. >> the nfl is investigating the allegations. >> as you know, the pope a couple years ago was fired. >> i'm sorry, come again. >> they caught him stealing communion wafers. >> not exactly, but he did resign and said good-bye t

honey boo boo is a little bit of a train wreck., the family looks like a zz top cover band. they make duck calls for duck hunters. it beat "american idol" and modern family in the 18 to 49 demographic a couple weeks ago, which is unheard ofo

a massive hit overseas, and i can't believe i just said that. >> reporter: the prada goes away, honey boo>> after a bitter confirmation, chuck hagel has now been sworn in as u.s. defense secretary. >> reporter: it wasn't easy for chuck. >> republicans had delayed his vote and objected over his views on iran and other things. >> reporter: like some of his past affiliations. >> is he a membered of al qaeda q qidz club? >> i wouldn't go that far. at the nfl, speed was a factor, so was agility, and so was sexual orientation. wait, what? >> the nfl draft prospect said the team asked him if he liked girls. >> according to one prospect. >> they asked, do you have a girlfriend, are you married, do you like girls? >> that's a big no-no. >> any federal, local, or state law says you cannot base employment on someone's sexual orientation. >> reporter: the nfl is investigating the allegation. >> as you know, the pope, a couple weeks ago was fired. >> reporter: i'm sorry, come again? >> they caught him stealing communion wafers. >> reporter: not exactly. but he did resign and he did say good-bye to som

laughing at honey boo boo. welcome. >> who can't help but laugh at honey boo boo?day. great to have elizabeth here. welcome back from rome to josh. >> thanks. thanks. >> olive oil -- >> what everybody -- what a stunning thing to experience. >> it's still going on. let's go live to rome right now. there's the pope's mass. francis greeting each cardinal one by one calling them his brothers. no popemobile yet. check out this tweeted by one of the cardinals, just one of the guys. >> no doubt on their way to a phenomen

honey boo boo is not a girl scout, but she has a friend who is so the friend offered to put an ad onebook page. today the girl scouts made them take it down. apparently they don't allow online ordering because they feel it defeats the whole purpose of the cookie program, which is to teach the girls about business and goal setting. which i always thought the purpose of girl scout cookies was so that your co-workers could force you to buy them from their kids. apparently i was wrong. [ applause ] it's probably for the best that the girl scouts shut her down, though. because i'm not sure the boo boo home would pass a health inspection. that's what we're watching. speaking of honey boo boo, the company that makes her show announced this week that they're soon going to be airing in italy, australia, and the netherlands, and latin america, which i think is a terrible idea. i don't know that reality stars are best representatives. if you only knew americans from reality television, i mean, what would you think of us? this is a video presentation, i believe it's a school project made by a ki

more level evil and i'm sad that i even know this but you know honey boo boo even maine is for dinners more important and i don't even know why i know that one of those big celebrities is a lovely culture gets in your head and. your celebrity culture it's got to make room so it kicks things like p.p.p. out and then you go and matt you lose t.p. and mad so you don't understand anything you just know that on the manic that's where you're left. with their economy recently and dow jones hit an all time high of course i mean we're doing so well right now all that means everything's fine everything's great i mean corporate profits rising exponentially twenty times faster than workers incomes i mean does it help the corporation help their cause we're all sad we did people who seem to be through the corridors or whatever people do when they're happy i don't know but i know it's like new york city just announced the homeless numbers apparently the most homeless since the great depression and i don't know if people remember that one that was the one where people to burn prosthetic limbs as firew

and go long, honey boo boo. yep. went down to the mall in georgia to help a friend sell cookies, after the girl scouts complained that she was cheating by hawking them on her facebook pages. scouts say the girls need to learn how to sell in person and no one can sell like them. melissa? >> honey boo boo. >> when are you hitting them up -- >> my niece is no longer a girl scout. she has the sales pitch down pat. >> she comes in person. >> samoas. wave them in. >> they put the thin in thin mints. >> all right, jane, good to see you. >> wave them in. >> jane wells. >>> all right, coming up next on "mad money," buffett said this morning he is testing natural gas on the rails. cramer's got the play. then, the signs you need to look ahe ahead of a dividend cut. and find out if arcp has the right real is state. that's coming up on "mad money." much for "fast" straight ahead. ] it's time for the annual shareholders meeting. ♪ there'll be the usual presentations on research. and development. some new members of the team will b

. >> sadly, do we really feel -- >> honey boo-boo. >> stephanie: you miss honey boo-boo and that womanlly think that people are interested in facts anymore? or is it just that they want to hear from their team telling them what -- >> stephanie: ezra klein did a whole piece in "the washington post" -- uh-oh. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: honey boo-boo's mother. [ laughter ] see, that's why she's going to be a politician because someone that pretty is not allowed to say anything about anyone else. all she's going to do is say oh. i feel sorry for her that she's exploiting her child. i don't care about somebody's looks as well but exploiting your child like that. it seems like not a good thing for the child. >> stephanie: right. i was talking about ezra klein's piece about the facts -- they were saying oh, well, major republicans don't even know what the president has put on the table including chained cpi. if he would do that. they're like he has done that. it is up on the web site. isn't it up on the web site in bold? >> whitehouse.gov. >> the computer. we can use a computer. >> if it is n

google has sergi but we have kim. >> kimberly: i have honey boo boo, i if you miss her.remendous amount of money for the girl scouts in the local area. troop 60373. she had them buy a lot of them. but girl scouts said we prohibit the online sales. it's leadership and work ethic building experience for the girls to go face to face and rejection or acceptance and deliver cookies. >> dana: most people have the mom and dad take the order form to the office. >> kimberly: thin mins. >> dana: they need -- >> kimberly: weren't you a camp fire girl, too? >> dana: i was. >> eric: saltier than turkey leg at a state fair. greg? >> greg: is this your thing? i have only been doing it for five years. move the goalpost. that is the banned phrase for today. that and the sports term for lying. >> dana: they needed to move the goalpost for the kicker. >> eric: i won't read your rhyming thing.

how about "honey boo-boo"? >> you know, i don't watch "honey boo-boo."s. >> jimmy: that is right. [ cheers and applause ] >> together: let's move. let's move. >> let's move. it's awesome. >> jimmy: she did lose 100 pounds, yeah. >> i heard that. >> jimmy: it is a very charming show. you don't need to watch the whole season. >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: -- first couple of episodes you go, "i get the gist of it." they're very loving -- loving family. how about the president, does he watch these shows with you? >> no, no. no. [ laughter ] no, he really doesn't. i mean, sometimes he walks in and sees what we're watching and he's just like, "oh, come on. [ laughter ] come on, people." >> jimmy: that's what i do. my wife turns on "real housewives" and i'm like "yeah," and then i'm just addicted. [ laughter ] and i act like it's her choice. i'm like, "oh, well, this is only on because of you." [ light laughter ] >> i think he's afraid to get addicted. i think he's afraid. but he's a big espn, sportscenter. i mean, i know all about sports because when w

get ready for some -- >> honey boo-boo. >> and mama june in your morning. >> honey boo-boo child. >> new superbig secret. every morning, a sexy star from the "dancing with the stars" cast surprises us on reality week. this week on abc. >> good morning, i am eric thomas, san jose police are on the scene of a murder on capitol avenue, someone called 9-1-1 around 4:30 this morning to report that a man was shot. police are canvassing the area looking for witnesses and to see if the security camera video, this is the 9th homicide of the year. >> and how is the commute this morning? >> better out of half moon bay, the highway is now open. highway 92, an early injury accident, however, the damage remains on highway one, north, it is jammed in the pacifica, hopefully some relief is on the way as it is now open as we just mentioned. south 680, we still have an accident blocking a lane in the pleasant done area and a new accident in santa resolution, north 101 at highway 12, a fuel spill with slow traffic. eric? >> when we come back, our >> mostly sunny start with temperatures running in the 3

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honey boo-boo, the bachelor, and yukon man.ng with the stars." can i tell you how much i love this song? >> i do, too. great choice of music, lady starlight. as we start the weekend. >>> she wowed everyone as the opening act of the born this way ball tour. she's walking us into friday night. it's started very early. >> it did. about an hour ago. >>> also ahead, "oz the great and powerful" premiers today. look who is in our oz elevator, rachel weisz. she plays a witch, looks like an angel. she's walking down our yellow brick road. >>> spring is just about here. i don't mean to brag, but i did beat sam yesterday in our clean sweep challenge. so, today, the rematch. we're going sam and josh with our cash couch in our upstairs studio. hi, guys. >> time to throw in. >> oh, to josh. >> grab one. there we go. >> thank you. thank you, josh. >> you're welcome. >> oh, two of them. >> as we told you yesterday, i don't know where we got this number from. people find up to $90 of loose change found in couch cushions. i have no idea where th

tomorrow on "good morning america," everybody's favorite reality tv star, honey boo boo and her family now from abc7 news, good morning. a massive thanksgiving for pope plan advertise is held at st. mary 'cathedral at noon, the head of the ambassador die size asked for every parish or institution that has mass celebrate the thanksgiving mass for the new pope. temperatures are still warm today. >> we will be above average with the extra cloud cover that we will have, the high clouds will drop our temperatures 2 degrees to 6 degrees but we will be above average with low-to-mid 70's and near 50 at the coast. >> we have a new accident in

. >>> move over honey boo-boo.ere come the residents of myrtle manor. >> we are a dysfunctional family. >> do not get on my table. do not. god! >> here. please. >> at the end of the day, we're all family. there is a love everything in this trailer park. >> this is myrtle manor. >> a brand new reality show on tlc called welcome to myrtle manor, and it is all about the colorful residents of a trailer park known as myrtle manor in myrtle beach, south carolina, and as you can see lots of colorful characters. >> looks like a lot of fun. i would like go for a weekend. >> to tell us more we have the landlord becky and one of the residents chelsea via escape this minute from myrtle beach, south carolina. >> why agree to a show about myrtle manor? >> why not? our life is hilarious. we want people to see how we live and to see myrtle beach and the most wonderful place to live. >> you seem to have taken the stigma of the trailer park out and made this a fun place. how have you accomplished that? >> it is a five star trailer p

but i have a feeling most people will be too focused on football and honey boo boo to watch any of thenauguration. in general, more people claim they watch things like the presidential inauguration than actually do. in fact, we sent a camera on to hollywood boulevard today. we asked people what they thought of the inauguration, even though it hasn't happened yet. and again, this is an event that will take place days from now. so there's no way they could possibly have an opinion on it,

boo," and drinking honey honeydew.eping track of congress. >> they're not representing us and we ignore them. and there is truth to that. >> this reminds me like when you go to a wedding and the man is drunk, he starts talking about how hot the bride is, and everyone is in a stuffer. we all agree but then, they said that. >> i can totally picture boehner being like that. >> he's that guy in congress. >> john: another provision of the atf that prohibits the atf of refusing gun dealer license which makes it easier to dealings involvement in illegitimate transactions. who could this help but those who are doing something wrong or illegal? >> right, it makes it easier to sell a gun. that's the whole thing. it's not to own a gun. it's to sell a gun. >> john: congress made crime legal. >> it is therefore not a crime. they solved a crime by not making things criminal any longer. >> john: is there good news to any of this? i don't want to vote again. >> if we're so depressed we want to kill ourselves guns are readily available

have you ever seen an episode of "here comes honey boo boo." >> no. >> jimmy: have you ever been scared no. >> jimmy: have you ever drank through a curly straw? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you remember what the beverage was? >> gatorade. >> jimmy: can you do a cartwheel? >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well? i would not have guessed you for a cartwheeler. >> cartwheel guy from new jersey. >> jimmy: have you ever bought one of your own mu veers on vhs, dvd blu-ray? purchased? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: you did? >> laser disk. >> jimmy: which one was it? >> the river movie. hat. >> jimmy: the one with the hat. ever been in a potato sack race? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you seen the gangnam style video? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever taken a yoga class? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i asked this question of meryl streep. i was surprised by her answer. but i think it's more applicable to you. do you believe in ghosts? >> no. >> jimmy: have you ever played whiffle ball? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you google yourself? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have any nut allergies? anything we should be concerned about? >> no. >> ji

but let's take for example the honey boo, right? d maybe crush. this is an animal that makes honey. that alone is outstanding. but then the honey bee doesn't make anything that we don't use. it makes wax. we use it. it collects pollen, we use it. it makes a thing which is when a plant is overly pollinated, it releases a kind of glue so that the honey bee can't make any more honey from that nectar. you can use it to heal wounds. it's actually an antiseptic. these animals are amazing. the worker honey bee secretes -- yes -- a type of grease from its brain and that creates the queen. so when they want a queen, the worker bees create a liquid from their mind, jimmy -- >> jimmy: it is amazing. >> and they feed it to the baby bees and that becomes a queen. you talk about a sophisticated community. and we kill them. meanwhile, we as humans, we can't organize the fact that we're having sex too much. the fact that we don't have -- >> jimmy: are you having sex too much? >> i am, actually. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's sh

they should go to like a 14 or 13-year-old or perhaps honey boo boo. that's the way our culture is going. so, by your reasoning, you will be replacing me on the factor fairly soon. >> i'm going to be managing an arby's. that's my next goal. >> bill: so you say leno getting hosed here or what was happening? >> full disclosure, leno is about the only thing i like on nbc. >> nbc harbors this nexus of the smug sneaky liberals, everything from their nbc news division to brian williams, david gregory, entertainment. alec baldwin, tina fey, seth myers, "saturday night live" which was an arm of the obama campaign during the election. jimmy fallon, remember they pulled that stunt with michele bachmann coming out she is a lying b word. i don't like these people. i don't know if it's politically motivated. this is a disaster in the making. it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. >> bill: i know leno and i like leno. leno has been fair to us and he is good. i don't think it's a good move in the sense the way they are handling it gutfeld unfortunately is right for onc

. >> i learned to honey boo-boo tripled her salary. >> the corollary to michael steel's thing is that pigs can indeed fly. >> speaking of bigs flying, mark harmon, god bless him, $38 million a year. >> got to love harmon. see you back here on monday. if it's way too early -- >> it's "morning joe." but stay tuned for a very special edition of "the daily rundown" with chuck todd. >> breaking news this morning, the new jobs report shows employers added 236,000 jobs in february and unemployment dropping down from john. we'll get reaction from both sides on capitol hill as well as the first reaction from the white house. also this morning as leader pelosi gets ready to get rid of the defense of marriage act, bill clinton. plus jarring jacks around a book hook, a slew of sights and sounds this week, along with the 2016 road to 1600. >> good morning from samaitan inns. it's friday, march 8th, 2013, and this is "the daily rundown." now here's chuck todd. >> good morning. i'm luke russert in for chuck todd, but thanks for sending in that greeting. a great group here in d.c. that helps the home

make honey boo boo the ambassador to tehran and complete. fitness. in a moo moo for 15 years. why don't you have him over there and teach acting while you are at it. >> bill: can we cece gull again? is he not exactly jillian michael's out there. do you know what i'm talking about? >> he looks like he has ncritis. he looks like he swallowed an old cash register. >> maybe that's the look they want in moscow, the kind of hefty, in shape look. maybe they want that look. we are kind of on nor rex sick an rex sick over here. >> they will be spending a $.2 million why he turned into an old fat lesbian. >> bill: have you been watching this mini series the bible? >> i love the history channel so i have watched it plus i like mark roma. they are nice people. >> bill: the president cameo the devil in here. some people are saying. and you say. >> the press has been looking like jesus christ for four years. maybe it's time they just flip it out for a little while. listen, i look at obama, i don't see satan, i see an nf civil servant. to me i look at him and he is

that's how long -- the last time the heat lost, honey boo boo was just what i said to my wife when iot a paper cut. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the last time the heat lost, conan o'brien was the host of "the tonight show." >> steve: what? [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: long time ago. some -- [ laughter ] some political news today. republican senator, saxby chambliss says he doesn't support gay marriage because he's not gay. which would be pretty believable if his name didn't sound like a brand of pink champagne. [ laughter ] saxby chambliss. [ light laughter ] speaking of the gop, this week, the republican national committee announced that it will spend $10 million to reach out to hispanic, asian and african-american voters. you know, to ask them not to vote. [ light laughter ] i hear that pope francis is so new at the vatican that receptionists are having trouble recognizing his voice when he calls. luckily, the vatican records all of their calls. and it's true. they really don't recognize him. listen to this. [ phone ringing ] >> this is vatican. how may i direct your call

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however, the breaking news, the biggest star of the night who everyone went nuts for, honey boo boo'sckly about the movies "oz" number one? >> yes. and number two, halle berry's movie. it did $17 million. the big loser is the one we're all surprised about is steve carrell's movie, who came in at number three at just $10 million. if you're going to see one wizard, one magician movie this weekend, it's probably going to be "the wizard of oz." >> rob schuter -- >> thank you. >> we love you. >>> all right, making spring cleaning fun. >> is that possible? >> we put cleaning tricks to the test. >>> start of spring is just a where sleepless nights yield to restful sleep, and lunesta eszopiclone can help you get there, like it has for so many people before. do not take lunesta if you are allergic to anything in it. when taking lunesta, don't drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. walking, eating, driving or engaging in other activities while asleep without remembering it the next day have been reported. lunesta should not be taken together with alcohol. abnormal behaviors may

honey boo boo is any more dysfunctional than some of the more glitzy families on reality tv right now. >> absolutely. >> dean, not everyone is happy about the shows. you have critics saying they're furthering negative stereotypes. what say ye to those folks sm. >> you have joe mansion wrote a letter to mtv to stop their show, buck wild. i'm from jersey. we complained about jersey shore forever. doesn't work. they don't care. hollywood is making money. the only reason jersey shore is off the air is because americans got tired of watching guys hooking up in hot tubs with self-tanners. be honest, hollywood is about making money and redneck is making green money. that's all they care about. >> i mean, one of the reasons you wrote this is because you were a little surprised to see that all of these shows are on tv given how hollywood has portrayed rednecks as we will affectionately say in the past. >> sure. i think every minority group is very aware of how they're portrayed on television or in the movies. i'm half italian and we had objections to certain things. i'm arab american, obviousl

like me giving a rip about honey boo boo's next show. >> i love all of those. >> i liked them all till last one. jane wells has clearly not redneckognized that's a hot show. >> when you have to subtitle white people. >> thank you so much. we'll check out your blog. funny business. thanks for watching "street signs," everybody. >> closing bell. will we end the day higher? "closing bell," the most important hour of the trading day, is next. >>> hi, everybody. happy monday to you. welcome to the "closing bell." i'm maria bartiromo at the new york stock exchange. the market made a comeback despite europe's market. we were positive about 30 minutes ago. >> we were. trust us, we were. i'm gill griffith. the dow has been down almost 110 points on the open this morning. that was well off a session low in the futures markets. it looked like we were going to have a big selloff today. hasn't happened thanks largely to a rally in shares of hewlett-packard which we will talk about coming up. >> this market recovering despite the rush on atms in cyprus sparked, of course, by the fear the country's b

in a new interview, honey boo boo's mom said she doesn't want her daughters to become the next kardashians. [ laughter ] and you can see her trying to prevent that in the reality show starring her daughters. speaking of the kardashians, kim kardashian has denied reports that she is backing out of her reality show after the ninth season. kim was like "don't worry, when i back out of something, you'll see it coming." [ applause ] [ truck backing up beep ] and finally, researchers have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes women to talk more than men. yeah. it's called chardonnay. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have a big, fun, fun show tonight. this guy is the best. i think he's one of the best comedians on television. we love it when he stops by. stephen colbert is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] one of the most talented men. we were -- we were best friends for six months. >> steve: right. just for six months. >> jimmy: just a trial period, and then we were worst enemies for six months. >> steve: right. >> jimmy:

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and honey boo-boo. oh my god.i would be at their front doorstep every day documenting what's going on. they made. on good morning america at 6:00 a.m.. just keep the list and want to once a gives to a certain point just shut down. taken into custody. it's over. but to be serious i really do think these reality shows like the producers would say we are just showing real people. we are just showing real people. we are not satirizing the south by having somebody with thick accents and putting subtitles like they are speaking some other language. come on. it's a southern accent. you know, but you touched a nerve i guess. >> in terms of the black stereotypes in the white stereotypes in reality tv shows what do you think the differences between the sticking power of white stereotypes in the sticking power of black stereotypes in today's media? >> i think what happens is that a lot of times white people don't think they have a racial culture, you know? so they don't -- there isn't a response to the stereotypes in the sam