from honeywell. yeah. i heard about progressive's "name your price" tool? i guess you can tell them how much you want to pay and it gives you a range of options to choose from. huh? i'm looking at it right now. oh, yeah? yeah. what's the... guest room situation? the "name your price" tool, making the world a little more progressive. hey, what are you drinking? i'll take a redd's strawberry ale! what? redd's! i think he wants this. redd's strawberry ale. fresh like a strawberry. brewed like an ale. so you can get cash back on all your purchases. so you can use your cash back... to follow your dream. so you... can save the day. chase freedom. so you can. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. folks, you know, i don't think it's any secret out there that i am tough on crime. but our criminal-coddling president does not share my taste for unyielding justice. ( laughter ) his latest move makes meantime to turn in my badge it that i made for myself. jim. >> thousands of convicted drug offenders could be walking free soon thanks to the obama

from honeywell. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. applause] now -- we all know that two gay men in a loving committed relationship poses a threat to our american way of life. we always assumed that two gay ladies were okay with us. but we find out otherwise in tonight's special edition of gay watch, lesbian lifecycle. ♪ first -- [laughter] -- we begin -- [laughter] i don't know if that's a stock photo or not but -- [laughter] we begin with one of most important milestones in a woman's life. you meet someone, in this case another woman, you fall in love and you get married and then and only then if you are ready? >> the judge ruled that two san antonio women married in another state can legal gi -- legally get a divorce here in texas. [cheers and applause] >> jon: they did it. [cheers and applause] true disdain really does conquer all. congratulations. the case could have ripple effects because the state of texas does not recognize same-sex marriage and in this case is recognizing same-sex divorce. >> jon: that could be a slippery slo

from honeywell. what is this place? where are we?his is where we bring together the fastest internet and the best in entertainment. we call it the x1 entertainment operating system. it looks like the future! he has a phaser! it's not a phaser! it's my phone! he can use his voice to control the tv. you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. >> welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight say renowned journalist who has a new collection of new yorker pieces from the 1940s. previously only available in the waiting room of a 90-year-old dentist. please welcome david remnick. (cheers and applause) thanks so much for coming on. i have to get rid of these new yorkers, they stack up after a while. thanks for coming on, we have met before, i have never had you down for an interview. nice to finally have you here. >> great to be here. >> stephen: editor of "the new yorker" since 1998 also a pulitzer

from honeywell. welcome back, everybody. thanks so much.ation, i have been trying my best to ignore the ukraine. (laughter) and i mean from the very beginning. i refuse to even acknowledge hetman bodean khmel nytskies uprising against poland. unfortunately events in ukraine keep annexing the news. armed pro russian militias have seized government buildings in several ukrainian cities, including donetsk, sloviansk and-- i'm going to say cheap. and over the past weekend things went ukraine in the membrane. >> ukraine launched its strongest attack so far on pro russian militias. >> the ukrainian government is launching a large scale anti-terror operation to recapture the eastern city of sloviansk-- sloviansk, this as the violence in ukraine escalates. >> stephen: and folks, if we lose eastern ukraine to russia, the next thing you know there goes spring break in zaporizhia, oblasqt and all of this is due to unone unhinged dictator obama. thanks it to weakness putin is running wild. >> he keeping putin don't worry we aren't going to do anything

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from honeywell. is >> stephen: welcome back, everybody.ation, i am feeling fine tonight and it's all because of the defeat of a ballot initiative last week. columbus, ohio's issue 6 can can which would have raised property taxes to support the schum bus sue famous for jack hannah, america's foremost host to convince hosts to let animals pee-pee on them. >> more than 70% of franklin county voters said no to that zoo levee. >> stephen: in your face, manatee! oh, whichever end of you this is. we owe this victory to the koch brothers who helped sway franklin county voters with this flier calling the zoo tax a money grab. look at that greedy chimp asking for a handout or a foot-out. you can't tell with these guys. all you know for sure is the other three limbs are masturbating. as the koch's mayoral warned, this was going to be a massive 105% increase on property taxes. 10 5%! that is a scary number. way scarier than the actual increase 0.76%, or about $33 for the median homeowner. and all you get for your 23 bucks is one of the best zoos in am

from honeywell. welcoheyback. really?bye. kiss yo. cardiologist to check stand 1.er alpine spring water? toucé. crystal geyser. always bottled right at the mountain source. >> jimmy: tonight on the program he's the founder and ceo of fubu and a shark on "shark tank," daymond john is here. with us tonight. and then a new band from taylor hawkins of foo fighters this is their self- titled album the birds of satan from the at&t stage. they brought lots of smoke machines. tomorrow night shailene woodley will be here, aasif mandvi will join us, and we'll have music from iggy azalea. and we have a new show for you on friday with nathan lane, adam carolla, and music from royal blood. please join us for those. >> jimmy: our first guest is a very fine actress and human being whose hard work has earned her a bafta award, a golden globe and even a baby daughter. you can see her show complete disregard for the time-space continuum alongside tom cruise in the new movie "edge of tomorrow." it opens in 2-d, 3-d, and imax june 6th, please welcome emily blunt. ♪ >> you look fantast

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from honeywell.cheers and applause) >> my guest tonight, pulitzer prize winning author, book called "life animated." please welcome back to the program, ron suskind! (cheers and applause) so thank you so much for being here. the book is called "life animated," an incredible story. you are more known, obviously, for in-depth journalism books. you won a pulitzer, you write about the washington culture, things of that nature. this is a very personal book about your family. >> yeah. what made you decide to bring that story out. >> our son, owen, came to the age of awareness of 19 and said i want people to know me and know people like me. he said, you guys are writers, and off we went. part of it, we said, would this book have been helpful to us 15 years ago when we were really in the darkness and fear? i would have said, of course. >> what's incredible is owen is your son. >> yes. he was diagnosed at 3 or 3 1/2 with the regressive form of autism. >> yes. he was a typical kid, let's go get ice cream, then

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maybe, but honeywell's latest innovation gives me hope. hello, thermostat? "hello.d." i'm feeling hot. "changing set point to 68 degrees" the wi-fi thermostat that listens, learns, saves. from honeywell. >> jon: welcome back the nra is not the only organization speaking up for innocent gun owners. jordan klepper is out there researching another group that has their interest in mind. >> as stand your ground laws proliferate across the country and self defense shootings make headlines people are beginning to speak up about the heartbreaking damages these events cause. who will speak for the real victims, the shooters? >> after shooting it's tragic when someone is forced to spend thousands of dollars or tens of thousands of dollars to pay the legal bills to deal with the trial. >> gun rights advocate jim irvine is speaking about out the high cost of shooting people. >> the civil defense after a shooting can destroy families. >> financially? >> financially. >> thankfully ken ciewch nelly the former nominee for virginia governor has a much needed solution. >> for a low m

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from honeywell. i live in a luxury penthouse overlooking central park.re greeted by my butler, larry. my helipad is being re-surfaced so tonight we travel by more humble means. at my country club, we play parlor games with members of the royal family. yes i am rich. that's why i drink the champagne of beers. >> stephen: welcome back. my guest tonight from x-men days of the future past, please welcome ellen page. ellen, thanks so much for coming on i'm thanks four hafing my. i'm a big fan, a huge fan. >> stephen: i'm an even bigger fan now. >> great. >> stephen: everybody knows you from your breakout juno and from the fantasti fantastic-- inception. you have a new movie now it's called x-men days of future past in theerts may 23rd. >> uh-huh. >> stephen: okay. now i got one problem with you. >> okay. >> stephen: okay o i will just get it out of the way. i'm a big fan but i found out, i didn't know this, and i was disappointed, you came out as openly canadian. >> uh-huh. (laughter) >> i mean i feel like i've been openly canadian for a really long time. did

from honeywell. what is this place? where are we?gether the fastest internet and the best in entertainment. we call it the x1 entertainment operating system. it looks like the future! he has a phaser! it's not a phaser! it's my phone! he can use his voice to control the tv. you can use your woice? my voice. your woice. my voice. "vuh," voice. his voice. your woice? look. watch sci-fi. [ female announcer ] the x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> i prehe district hillary clinton is one of three women who will run ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: ladies and gentlemen, dave chappelle! dave: hey. what? oh, snap, oh. thanks, y'all, thanks, y'all. welcome, everybody. welcome to chappelle's show. welcome, man. thanks for coming out tonight, y'all. you know, i almost wa

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maybe, but honeywell's latest innovation gives me hope. hello, thermostat? "hello.ing hot. "changing set point to 68 degrees" the wi-fi thermostat that listens, learns, saves. from honeywell. [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> i prehe district hillary clinton is one of three women who will run >> stephen: tonight fox news uncovers a new scandalling one of their shows

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