tonight -- lionel richie -- from "catastrophe", sharon horgan & rob delaney -- lil dicky -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from lizzo -- and now, ready or not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for being here on, joining us for, well, that's very nice. another remarkable day here in the united states. as you probably know, the mueller report is out, it's 448 pages long. it was delivered to members of congress this morning on cd-rom, which meant members of congress had to dig out their computers from 1994 to read it, i guess. say what you will about this president, he does have americans reading again. before the report came out this morning, trump's defense attorney general william barr held a news conference which was clearly meant to put a positive spin on this not ver positive. establ the trp coordinated with the russian government in its election interference activities. >> well, yes, the report did say that, but right before it sa

during daryl horgan's celebrations, another aberration.nd half, those problems were extinguished. the most notable flare came in the build—up to hibs' second, scored again by horgan. this match may yet decide which of these sides can qualify for european football next season, but despite some late scrambling, hearts could not regain a foothold. this game was memorable enough for what happened on the pitch, but what landed on it may have further repercussions. patrick gearey, bbc news. in the battle at the bottom, dundee lost at home to aberdeen. hamilton v st mirren was a draw, and 3rd—placed kilmarnock closed in on rangers abover them with a win over stjohnstone. just before we go, got to show you something from last night's major league soccer in the usa. when you're up against la galaxy, you really need to be at the top of your game. i'll for vancouver whitecaps, thatis game. i'll for vancouver whitecaps, that is not how it went. let's have a look at this. in the opening minute of the game, vancouver were given a penalty and it's safe t

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rob delaney and sharon horgan, plus music from rufus du sol and lizzo.s for each one of those things. [ applause ] i'm very pleased to announce that this year, april 15th is not only tax day, it's dax day, too. our first guest is and actor, writer, director and podcaster and star of a brand new show called "bless this mess" that premiers tomorrow night here on abc. please welcome daxx shepard. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look very handsome. >> you do, too. >> jimmy: i never know what you might be wearing when you come out. it would really range wildly. >> i try to wear a suit on this show out of respect for you. >> jimmy: you do. thank you. >> and quite often we have the exact same suit on but tonight you have a lot of texture both in your tie and your jacket and i like it. >> jimmy: perhaps we should coordinate. >> have each other's number so no reason we couldn't work this out. your teeth are getting whiter. >> jimmy: no, they are not. >> they are shockley like. >> jimmy: thank you, though. >> they look great. >> jimmy: i feel li

tonight -- lionel richie -- from "catastrophe", sharon horgan & rob delaney -- lil dicky -- this weekcensorship -- and music from lizzo -- and now, ready or not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for being here on, joining us for,

the most notable flare came in the build—up to hibs' second, scored again by horgan.ball next season, but despite some late scrambling, hearts could not regain a foothold. this game was memorable enough for what happened on the pitch, but what landed on it may have further repercussions. patrick gearey, bbc news. in the battle at the bottom, dundee lost at home to aberdeen. hamilton v st mirren was a draw, and third—placed kilmarnock closed in on rangers abover them with a win over stjohnstone. isaid it i said it was saintjohnston who drew with celtic but it was livingston. my mistake. just before i hand back to james, soccer in the us. when you're playing the slots and even him of itch, you need to be on the top of your game. —— zlatan ibrahimahovic. vancouver we re —— zlatan ibrahimahovic. vancouver were not. in the opening minute of the game, vancouver were given a penalty and it's safe to say it didn't go exactly to plan. then a failed attempt at a bicycle kick. and it didn't get much better after that — la galaxy won 2—0. it was none other than ibrahimovic who sc

i am aisleyne horgan—wallace, some of you might remember me 13 years ago on big brother, i am a ex—realityin my memory. i am now an entrepreneur and have a very large property portfolio. and also fake boobs changed my life, they certainly put me on the market to be a glamour model, from there i need huge amounts of money and changed my life from a very negative, fine wine has nothing on me, girl! look at that. but the thing that danielle was raising, do you look like everyone else? why did i shave off my eyebrows? i might look a bit like everybody else, but i am 40 and fabulous and i know i look good for my age. i worry about the younger girls who are beautiful and perfect, stop doing stuff. i am so glad that none of these facial fillers and botox and stuff was available when i was your age, because everybody is starting to look a bit uniform, they really are. i agree. but it is ok for you to have a because you are over 30? if you have scarring and things like that it is a cosmetic thing. the doctor can treat it. if you have a scar, sometimes in botox can smooth it out. so if there is a me

during daryl horgan's celebrations, another aberration.he most notable flare came in the build—up to hibs' second, scored again by horgan. this match may yet decide which of these sides can qualify for european football next season, but despite some late scrambling, hearts could not regain a foothold. this game was memorable enough for what happened on the pitch, but what landed on it may have further repercussions. patrick gearey, bbc news. meanwhile, celtic were held to a goalless draw by livingston, which means they can't be crowned league champions for at least another week. bottom side dundee lost at home to aberdeen. hamilton v st mirren was a draw and third placed kilmarnock closed in on rangers above them with a win over stjohnstone. no rich —— norwich moved a big step closer to automatic promotion, after they beat managerless queens park rangers a—0 at carrow road. norwich went two goals up within 12 minutes before top scorer teemu pukki added a third before half—time. then one of their scorers, emiliano buendia, was sent—off but

dax shepard, martin short, gina rodriguez, lionel richie, linda cardellini, katie stevens, sharon horganpstead wright, plus music from weezer, christine and the queens, rufus du sol, and lizzo and a special appearance from lil dicky, too.please. our first guest tonight is an actor and a director and an avenger, too. he returns to the marvel universe as war machine in the bigly-anticipated "avengers: endgame" it opens in theatres april 26th. please say hello to don cheadle. ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> very good, very good. >> jimmy: you look great by the way, very relaxed and yet stylish. i feel like tomorrow we're going to see you in a magazine and they'll break down what don's wearing. >> does anybody get that magazine? >> jimmy: they're all magazine writers. [ applause ] you know i don't know if you were watching the monologue. there's a guy named dave who won a lot of money. and he said we could go around and spend $10 million in a day. >> yeah, like it was nothing. >> jimmy: i said one, he upped it to ten. >> i know. you're a very important person. >> jimmy: i think it would be hard

and on thursday, lionel richie, sharon horgan, rob delaney, lil dicky, and music from lizzo.l of that, too. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men alive, it even says so on his license plate frame. you can see him alongside his friend steve martin on their comedy tour "now you see them, soon you won't." it will be at the greek theater here in los angeles july 16th. please say hello to martin short. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: now that's an entrance, you know? >> when did you, you have a band, i didn't know that. is this new? >> jimmy: they've been here for a while now, like since the beginning. >> hi, james, you look fantastic. >> jimmy: you look fantastic, please. >> tell everyone what you were saying to me backstage. so you think lori laughlin did nothing wrong? >> jimmy: i'm just saying, she loves her children, that's all. >> i guess, i guess. i love this show. the back stage vibe, it's very . >> jimmy: reliwe like to keep everyone in their place, you know? >> i'm so excited. i'm doing fallon in two weeks, and there's no place to w

tomorrow night, lionel richie, lil dickie, sharon horgan and rob delaney, and music from lizzo.golden globe for her performance as jane the virgin on the show "jane the virgin", which served as an inspiration to virgins everywhere, especially those named jane. now she is producer and star of the new romantic comedy "someone great." it is available starting friday on netflix. please welcome gina rodriguez. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> yes! >> jimmy: how are you? you look fantastic. >> thank you, thank you. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: they're excited. and probably, i would imagine that for a lot of people, you know, they know that this is your last season of "jane the virgin". >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you finished wrapping up the show? >> no, we are filming the finale this week. >> jimmy: oh, really? are people getting sad? is it starting to hit you guys? >> i feel like during our last table read it started to hit everybody. everybody was bawling, and then it was like game time. had to keep putting out good work. and i think it will hit me on the last day we wrap. >> jimmy: you d

during daryl horgan's celebrations, another aberration.ccompanied by yet more smoke. in the second half, those problems were extinguished. the most notable flare came in the build—up to hibs' second, scored again by horgan. this match may yet decide which of these sides can qualify for european football next season, but despite some late scrambling, hearts could not regain a foothold. this game was memorable enough for what happened on the pitch, but what landed on it may have further repercussions. patrick geary, bbc news. there's more throughout the evening on the bbc news channel. we're back with the late news at ten fifteen. now on bbc one it's time for the news where you are. goodbye. this is bbc news with lukwesa burak. a woman from kent, who imported medicinal cannabis into the uk from the netherlands for her daughter, knowing it was illegal to do so, has had it confiscated by officials at southend airport. emma appleby paid a pharmacy in the hague £4,000 for a three—month supply of the medicine for her daughter teagan who has a rar

i know that my friend philip horgan, also discussed this point from agriculture and trade point fromand. ladies and gentlemen, if the uk were to leave the eu without a deal, let me be very, very clear: we will not discuss anything with the uk until there we will not discuss anything with the uk untilthere is we will not discuss anything with the uk until there is an agreement for ireland and northern ireland, as well as full citizens' rights, and financial settlement. throughout all of this, the eu 27 will remain fully united, as it has been since day one. leo, iwould love united, as it has been since day one. leo, i would love to be staying longer in ireland, but now i have to travel to luxembourg for the general affairs council article 50, tomorrow morning on wednesday i will be in brussels with jean—claude juncker for the european council, where i will meet the taoiseach again. thank you very much for your attention. thank you. so, as they posed for the photographs, we were expecting some questions, but as michel barnier said, he has got to get back to luxembourg for preparations