at that moment i just was like i after one season i'm like this is and that was stupid i don't we all do yeah i will get personal she don't get to see and versace and with and talk about her love of cats that don't go away . why do you make a face like that. it was a. very hard to get. you can. do that or act with that her right there. it was. a little bit of a little. mission and free accreditation st john's for charges free. range means free risk free studio time free. download free broadcast quality video for your media projects a free media. outlet . more news today. again flared up if these are the images the world has been seeing from the streets of canada. today. look. gina gershon stars in the house of birth saji coming on lifetime in october she is multi-talented as we said we always will be an actor first. i wanted always to be an actor first but i always did music and dancing first and you you've toured as a singer performed on broadway you play the mouth harp for the start of broadway three times cabarets sally bose great part amazing part bye bye birdie years rosie of or

i have been given so much in my life i would like to give more i would like to show young people why i love politics and why a love america so much and you know talk about what the issues that our generation is facing and try and fix and i don't care if it sounds earnest but i don't want to be governing and fight what's going on in your party the republican party is the tea party influence of the tea party of be attacked fellow republicans something reagan said never to do what it where is the what's the state of the genome i attack of publicans and i'm in times i guess i'm going against. reagan the party's splintered right now it's the half that is more socially moderate and more politically moderate and there's the side that's more radical and much more conservative than you know the site the two sides are constantly fighting it out constantly having people tell me i'm not a good republican i should leave the party etc etc and or going to find out next election cycle if this party is going to have a revival of it and i doubt any women that should know what should do you in a na

so i guess what happened like they took my answers and i had nothing to say so i'm like. i was so nervous costar start with you so it's like. you know you asked about the bird flu by the way and i had no idea what what to what to say well like just say i tried to get the point across that you could you know die in a car accident. easy living is easier than getting the bird flu but it came out the wrong way and i i actually ducked under a desk and you're like cantor. you know you were star struck me i'm king for the watch you know i was with is i was twenty years younger than maybe i'm just him i'm going to see i've always been what. you were still living in the playboy mansion and be able to miss that i don't i don't but the one thing i do miss is have have his have is still one of my best friends today and he was the reason i went there and he's here i understand he is you first have you met yet the first time we met actually the first time over the phone so why did you well i mean really what was the purpose in being one of have scurrilous really i was eighteen years old

like i'd do selfies and i was like "this is hot." they were like absolutely not. >> jimmy: well, i think you can pull it off. >> that's very sweet. >> jimmy: so you're not doing it for the full season, then? >> no, i was wearing a wig actually. this is my hair and it was hidden under a wig. >> jimmy: this is a wig? >> you have flowing locks? >> jimmy: i have flowing long hair like fabio. i ride a horse into work every day. [ laughter ] and you'll believe it, it's butter. >> lorne won't let you wear it? >> jimmy: lorne won't let me have long hair. we have opposite problems. we're like freaky friday. we'll figure it out one day. >> we'll agree on some things. we'll talk about it later. >> jimmy: yeah, we have a clip here of the very funny mindy kaling. the brand new episode of "the mindy project," tomorrow, 9:30. here it is. >> quiet, quiet, quiet. i've been snow whiting you for the past hour. good? there you go. >> where am i? >> you're in new york city! you got airlifted out of haiti to have emergency gallbladder surgery. yeah. what

>> i like that question. the way that i am inhaling these days is with no help, with the love of my kids and my family. i quit smoking, so i'm not inhaling that anymore. and it works. it is work. life can be painful. just sit still, look around you, breathe into it, enjoy it. be here with tavis on this beautiful day and know that it is really special. tavis: i always love our conversations. whether you bring me preserves or not. i appreciate you doing this. you so glad you came by. deserve all that success.you are so sweet. "trophy wife," abc tuesday nights, 9:30. and then "parkland" coming out later. woody allen project, next summer. but for now, the show is "trophy wife." marcia gay harden, i love you. i want all your jobs. [laughter] that's our show for tonight. thanks for joining us, and as >> do youeep the faith. want to watch a movie? >> ok, that's enough. please stop. why don't you just punish us like a normal parent? >> normal parents don't get results. are you ever going to hide anything from me again

it is beautiful i want you to like it too i do i like a new way no matter what sure you're wearing i know what women are like you might say i'm not going anywhere with you or your badly dressed. i told her from the outset quite plainly that i was ill and i would often send her photos so that she'd have no illusions about what i looked like. that if she would send me her photos to. she'd look unkempt and without makeup. asking me whether i liked her not i answered of course i do. the woman i love will always be beautiful to me even in curlers a dressing gown and slippers simply because i love or because she's dear to me. how can i not love her with their arms around me we cuddle and i know she's mine. you're my aunt i dreaded our first meeting i come from a kazakhstan village called irritation with a population of seventy five hundred people or so. and i never travelled by a plane before and didn't really know what to do the mere thought of going so far was shocking but my love was so strong that i agreed to come anyway. i went to end there

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but i do like i said i like the. i like of i like a drama with a comedic feel to it you know the because i think it's reflective of true life so even in the even in the most dramatic situation there's usually moments of comedy and i like that you get involved in these shows personally i like do you care about her dating robert kennedy oh my god yes he's awesome you know and i love him and i am so in love with the person that i'm with right now also with i'm with a really great guy named christian hable he's a violinist he plays with josh groban and really he's in a whale an artist he's great you have a violinist in it and you have a political inspired mentalists and environmental we like it or you both serious with these people so serious so it's instead serious charles as i was that way too serious but i'm just in interviews now with people but yes for dead serious is it more interesting being involved or want to go on this and the candidate needs to on it. there's never a dull moment. here you know it's that he has

i like my big girls. i actually like being bigger. i do. thank you very much. will and i like my big boys, too. but here's the thing. i actually like being bigger in person than i am, but it does not look good on television. so i'm a little thinner. >> wendy: what does it take to get thin? >> i've been doing a detox. martha's vineyard diet, the one you did. >> wendy: i did that years ago. >> i'm starting it tomorrow. >> wendy: listen, this panel is over, as you can see, there's a lot to talk about. if you want to know more about my fabulous panelists, go to wendyshow.com. up next, everybody, it's time for "ask wendy." >>> welcome back, everyone. have a seat, studio audience. it's time for "ask wendy." how you doin'? >> hi, wendy. how are are you doing? >> wendy: i'm doingwell. >> my name is joan, i am 66 years old. i've been married for 25 years. >> wendy: good for you. >> thank you. and my husband still wants me to wear very sexy, tight spandex things like all the time. almost all the time. there are times when i feel it's inappropriate and it doesn't feel rig

and i could feel my face k. hot like now that i know her that's like the worst possible thing that i can i and i i didn't remember her name ever and she said but she said i've met you at least three times and you don't remember my name i didn't really say that i don't think i really say that because i was like i guess i can't go on site. it was opposed to much of the in the road with you was lucius the group was with a lot of fun well yeah it was. i don't think it was it never had it if it was really supportive and it's one of those things that you want to be with great people because they make you better when you get so associated with comedy is both of you do do you do desire to do. would you like to offer miller play would you like to do yet you know i did i really wanted that's i mean my intention never was to go into comedy i remember i was in college thinking i was going to go to new york and do a lake in india a night mother checa and and then i had a college professor they said you really should do comedy. out of

>> well, i think in stand-up, yeah, i think it attracts like interesting people and i think like on the comedy landscape on tv and stuff i think you just notice way more minorities, i mean, i feel like every sitcom has one indian dude in it or one indian woman and it is interesting because i grew up, i don't remember seeing an indian person on tv, you know, unless maybe like a random where they did like a very tacky caricature where a guy at a gas station but to see like, you know, the prevalence of seeing indian people in shows and stuff to me is really cool, even me like a few years ago i remember when i saw mindy kaley on the office it is a big deal to me it is like oh wow she is regular on the show and really fun he the jokes are not about her ethnicity or about who she is. >> rose: her character. >> yes her character and like a great thing to point to and, you know, me similar to her, almost like like a step that has not, you know, stereotyped humor and things like that and i think people really appreciate that. >> doing things and breaking new ground has a connection to the audien

i feel like it could literally save, like, save boys' lives. not just boys but i feel like how do we get this book in to the hands of people who need to hear that this is what their life looks like? how do we do that? >> i'm, you know, i'm working on it. i feel, i mean, i'm not as young as i was, you know, like in the event i'm writing about in the book. but i still know a lot of kids in the neighborhood. i have give a couple of them copy of my book. if they ebbs press interest in reading it i'm like you're going to read it inspect and i badger them about whether or not they have readed. some of them have started it. some are actually like, you know, giving my few copies that i get giving it them to them and passing it along to, you know, their friends i'm hoping they're telling me they're reading it so i'm hoping they are reading it. i've been talking to my sister the past couple of day of speaking at the high school because the school was interested in having me come. especially by doing more events like that, you know, that are local i can re

i don't like -- i don't like the idea that everybody's got a camera. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's weird, yeah. it's odd, yeah. when you think about it, yeah. >> i feel like i'm constantly being monitored. i don't like that. >> jimmy: no, i don't like that, yeah. >> i've got sad paul giamatti already revealing all my secrets. >> jimmy: you've got enough photos there. >> everybody knows enough about me. the cheetos and the crying. >> jimmy: well, there's so much we got to get to. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm so excited for you. you have, like, four huge movies coming out. >> too many movies. >> jimmy: i mean, congratulations. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: you're great at what you do. >> oh, thanks. yeah, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: giant body of work. well, what was your -- what was your -- do you remember your first paid gig? >> it's hard for me. it's all a blur back there in the late '80s and early '90s. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. i think it was a play. i think it was a play. i think it was -- a lot of people were naked. it was a kind of hip

i don't like pain in general. like experiencing it. >> you're in show business, hello. >> i have mental issues. i don't like painful experiences or causing people other pain and dating seems to be a breeding ground of pain. if it's not working out, somebody's got be the one to pull the plug. i don't want the plug pulled on me if i'm into it and i don't want to pull the plug. >> one of the good guys in the world, hoda. one of the fine guys down the road if you ever get to actually meet him. you know what i like for voices? grether's. >> are those those pastels, the blackberry ones? >> you know what? i've got some in my dressing room. it's my gift for opening night. >>> the secret to your curiosity and respecting your kids. >> and the secrets to decor. and look at this wacky guy. >> who is he? >> why couldn't we leave him to the end? [ mom ] with my little girl, every food is finger food. so i can't afford to have germy surfaces. but after one day's use, dishcloths can redeposit millions of germs. so ditch your dishc

so i felt like that was my senior year, and now i just feel like i flunked, and i was held back. or!" and i just feel like school hag or something. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you've already done it. yeah. but how did you get such a strong work ethic? >> i -- well, i feel like -- >> jimmy: i mean, because you do so much stuff. >> yeah, but also i've been doing it since i was, like, 12. so i think i'm not endorsing child labor, but starting early helped. >> jimmy: yeah, you kind of are, in a weird way. but, i mean like, this summer, you went to australia and you spoke to all the fans of "rookie" over in australia. here's an instagram of with you a koala, which is very fun. i've never met a koala bear. >> artie: yeah. >> jimmy: are they super cute? >> they're -- they're cute, but they're, like, really scary, and they don't seem happy to see you. and they are, like -- [ laughter ] well, first of all -- >> jimmy: you want them to be happy, like a dog? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it's also -- i mean, it's miracle if they're even awake because they eat, like, eucalyptus plants an

really i mean i like being able to. walk down the street and take the subway and i want to after right around it but people must go by and say oh yeah yeah yeah i get my share that . but i don't mind as long as it's not too invasive you start in theater i did yeah i started in chicago doing theater in chicago i was there for i mean it's all relative i guess but quite some time you know like the other i do i do i love doing theater i always. i always do at least one show a year. if not more but it's hard it's hard to find time for it's very time consuming and not as well rewarding financially yeah well yeah financially although i did a show on broadway recently and that's a pretty good gig was a show called grace as a play called grace oh i was in. and my partner carrington the four of us in the play fun oh yeah i mean it was it was really pretty thrilling i had never been on broadway before so and i get in the stardock i walk by the theater the court theater knowing he's getting them many times yeah now they got that thi

i like the ratio, wendy. i like the ratio. >> wendy: yeah, you look good. e'll start -- we'll start with shoe cam. >> little shoe cam. >> yes, very nice. >> i had to take it back to the '90s. ripped jeans, members only. >> wendy: the pants. i like them. you're fashionable and a real members only jacket not one that just looks like. and we had a white microphone to accommodate. >> they're swagging me out in the back. >> wendy: good to see you. >> good to see you. good to see you. >> wendy: the last time laz was here, you were promoting "deception" the show that you were co-starring with megan good. >> yes. >> wendy: how many episodes? >> we did 13 episodes, unfortunately, it didn't last. it's hard out there for a pimp. >> wendy: it's really hard. >> the crowd supported it. there was so much support on social media. i want to thank everybody for the support. >> wendy: were you paying attention on "hot topics"? did you see her behind? >> i saw it. >> wendy: but as a grown-up. know like a man you love it. as a grown man, do you feel as though that's okay? or --

so i tend to like to peel them. they're not horrible with the peel, but i think just for a mouth feel the peel is a little bit tough, all right? so peel them off, and then what we're going to do is so simple. the thing about this is, don't worry about, you know, how pretty the cut is. just make sure they're about the same size, all right? so i've take it and i halve it like that. i'm going to cut it again this way, and then go through it... what's that? that's, like, a one-inch dice. all right, so we'll do that with a couple of these potatoes. we can do it a couple times. and the reason they had to be approximately the same size is obviously if one's really big and one's really small, one's going to be mushy and one's going to be undercooked. then do the same for the onions. again, nothing fancy here, guys. just one-inch dice like that. same, like that. do a second onion. why not? onions are sweet, onions are good for you. and onions are tasty. all right, so these go in as well. we're going to take a little bit of fr

i was like oh, no, sandra! >> but -- >> jon: i know her. she's really nice. >> so you buy me flying but you don't buy clooney being a ladies man, charming? >> jon: come on. >> i see your point. >> jon: because that is -- the simplicity what is crazy about it is, it's two people in just like -- i imagine when you're doing it, just in chairs. it is incredibly gripping, the two of you together, have this interplay like -- it's really beautifully done. >> when you see two people in chairs, it just happens. [laughter] [applause] >> jon: you either have a beautiful interplay or get nauseous from the g-force. >> here i'm interplaying. >> jon: have you ever been up -- have you ever done an anti gravity flight? >> they were going to do that. that is what i was sold on. now that i wanted to do that, but they said this is the only way we can get these certain scenes, by dropping you out of the air in a perfectly fine working plane. i said all right, if that's what we had to do. they didn't tell me we weren't doing it until a weak before i was to get t

to say that i do like to learn i did you know you always look everybody makes mistakes learn from your mistakes if you don't learn from your mistake then you are a stupid person but i do like learning from things that maybe i would have done a different way a lot of times you're not really wrong you know wrong is a hard word because you could be sort of right or sort of a little bit wrong but you have to learn from whatever it is you're talking about did you learn from your wrong us from your midst i think over the years you know it's called experience i think over the years you learn from experience later you're the you're the financial guy you're the businessman while i explain to the layman why the debt ceiling is important well i happen to think the debt ceiling is a good thing a lot of people don't think we should have a debt ceiling in this country i happen to think because it keeps a lid on expenses it keeps a lid on borrowing money we're borrowing trillions of dollars from china and other people that don't even like us ok this china is not our friend just in case you have any q

and i watched it. like, i just knew you'd kill it.jimmy: no, no, no. >> no one cares. >> jimmy: no one. >> what's great is i can just go under the radar, and i can do whatever i want, and no one cares. >> jimmy: you can just blend on in, yeah. >> but, it was fun for me because everyone always has something to say. and i think, at the end, people forget that what i love to do is -- i grew up performing. very much -- my show was a lot like "snl" in kind of the way that we never knew what was going to be thrown at us. so i feel like that was a good time for me to kind of show people that i don't just twerk and lick stuff. i actually sing, and i can act a little bit, too. >> jimmy: you're great at those things as well. i mean, not to knock to that. >> i'm multi-talented. >> jimmy: they're on top on the resume. but, that's the thing, like -- i mean, how old were you when you started? >> i started auditioning when i was 11, and they told me i was too small, too young and had too few of teeth. because i only had about four teeth in my mouth

that's what i do. >> we like the gear, but we would like to see you in this much better. it's a present. >> ooh. can i open it now? >> yes, please. as a falcon, we wanted you in this. >> i hope this is spandex. >> we didn't want you in this. we wanted you in falcon red. >> wow! i'm going to be right back. >> it is a falcon -- because that's -- >> i like it. >> ooh, and then there's a zipper. >> there's a zipper. >> happy time! >> let's do it. >> isn't this nice? >> i'm putting this on right now. >> you are not going to -- >> all right. fine. i thought you wanted to play. >> let me ask you this. when you're in the film, clearly, did you do your own stunts? >> some of them. i had a great stuntman named aaron tony. friend of mine, we worked on four, five movies together. and i would always tap him in. i don't believe in that tom cruise stuff. no. he gets paid really well. when they hooked him up on a crane and dropped him 300 feet, i was like, tap in. go ahead. good luck. not me. good luck, jack. >> speaking of stunts, a crazy guy riding away. were brazilian surfer. 100-foot

i know how to do it. >> i like it. go sideways -- wait, look sideways. i'm recently botoxed. that's good. missoni just announced a $95 scrunchy. >> they're trying to make it trendy. they're saying if missoni is doing it, it's cool. that's somebody else's. don't touch it. bobbie thomas', put it down. put it down. if you love "sex and the city," there was a whole bit of scrunchies. take a look. >> i see women every single day, all over new york city, wearing scrunchies. >> okay, but here's the thing, here's my crucial point, no woman who works at "w" magazine and lives on perry street would be caught dead at a hip downtown restaurant wearing a scrunchy. man, it's a good thing i came along because you may know the fellows, but i know the ladies. >> you don't know this lady about not giving up my scrunchy and not giving up my fannie pack. >> the real reason for the scrunchy working is because when you put a rubber band in your hair, it leaves a mark. on your hair. these don't. that's why we like them. >> let me tell you another great trick. if you're having a

i like it at the biker bar. i screwed up. >> it is a plastic surgeon's job to say enough is enough when the patient runs out of money. >> andy had a lot of plastic surgery to look like nurse jackie. >> i think it worked. >> it is funny because you waited through the series of the sopranos before doing it. >> everyone was doing it back then. i was going to do it then. >> do we have edie's before picture? i know i am taking a risk here calling for that. >> they already put it away. >> he has a vander beak going on. >> dawson's creek. >> why not stick with the beak? >> he is worshiping a 16-year-old boy. >> you know why he doesn't want to be the beak? >> i don't know why anybody would want to be the beak. >> i don't even know what we are talking about. >> where am i? >> is billy gene king trying to look like you or vice-versa? >> we have similar mullets, and that's about it. this guy did not achieve what he wanted for a simple reason. if you woke up in the middle of the night and you saw this dude staring over your

i don't like them. if it is a silly conspiracy that they may be a lizard -- >> conspiracy you say. >> that was not a lizard. >> i had somebody tell me that in a duane reid. he was convinced he was a lizard. i was the third person in line and he sat there staring at me. i am not giving up my place in line. i waited here forever. >> that was me. ease off the percocet. >> i will do that to people in front of me in line when i want to get to the front quickly. >> that's not bad. >> that's a great idea. >> they are crying about spying. yes, the famous are trying to shame us. a bunch of actors and activists are in a video called "stopwatching us" released by the electronic frontier foundation. >> snoopings the interception and collection of call detail records and internet traffic. >> including audio, video, photographs, documents, chat logs and e-mails. >> every american is at risk forgetting caught up in the nsa dragnet. >> including average citizens not suspected of a crime. >> we need to end suspicionless

wrote the play and i read the play about three years ago, and i really liked its, i really like it, i worked, the drama is there in the courtroom and the dra a is on the stage and gets the essence of the for i are and i said is really good i would like to see this play. he say -- >> and two years ago it had a brief run at the arena theatre in washington, and same director, ethan mcsween any, dale roth produces, and rupert is there writing every day, a couple of the actors were there, including the star, jake, so i had about a six-month run, we saw it twice, with thoroughly entertained by it and it was a successful run and darrell roth said we are going to take -- >> rose: a great broadway producer. >> one of the best, and, you know, with a lot of clout and she said this is going to broadway. i said okay, i will be there. just tell me when to show up, sent me a pickup. >> >> rose: and you showed up. >> last night was the pickup. >> rose: what did you think. >> thoroughly entertaining, very well done, great performances, you know, i care about it being faithful to the book, and it is ve

love local. >> you like farmer's markets. >> i like them. >> you like organ snick. >> i do. >> the local, organic, fresh farmer's markets supporting the local farmers. >> exactly. >> do we know for sure that their stuff is safe? >> it's likely to be safely mostly because the scale is smaller and if it's going to affect people and make them sick, it won't make as many people sick. >> uh. >> it's the industrial farming that has large anelmals together and feeding them antibiotics. >> and hormones. >> generating antibiotic resistant bacteria. that is where the problem is now. >> you work closely with the american cancer society? >> i have in the past. >> they ask your advisor what kinds of nutrition? >> in the past. >> okay. >> i am sure you have thoughts on it, too. >> i do and i think people eating a diet mostly plant based will be protective against cancer to the extent it can be. >> okay. >> cancer is a lot about genetics and other things, too. >> all right, can you trust where you shop? is somewhere like a trader joe's or whole foods? i would think i would get less of a process h

i like it. ried about the core, though, given the apparel. >> tell us who you think won the debate. use #bull or #bear. we'll give you the results at the end of the show. >>> hard to believe there are only 48 days left until christmas. if the recent numbers are any indication, the retailers will be sweating it out big time. they're here to break down the stocks to watch or avoid. the new co-heads of the consumer group, michael benetty, michael lassar. mr. benett imt, you got the tougher job, clearly with your coverage universe, mostly apparel name, which doesn't seem to be building up that well toward the holidays. how good will it be in. >> the mall traffic has sounded fairly sluggish. you're right. so far, michael seems to cover with the consumers, and you have the lulus and the michael kors,s that are a must-have. but there's not really a clear must-have product. there's been sluggish traffic and some reason to have cautious expectations into the holiday. >> within your universe, what would yo

i just want off the show he goes all you have to say is like i'm done and i was like really and of course there was as there is no way am i but i really love david kelley he's a man of his word and at that moment i just was like i after one season i'm like this isn't that was stupid i thought we all do yeah i will get personal she don't get to see the versace and we're going to talk about our love of cats. don't go away. why do you make a face like. soldiers you're in the military no more joking more. never been some time in my life. every day i would still. think it's going to be. everyone's just. going to make it to be and. to stop filming so i'm just going to be left i don't know what to do. ali. you know. a pleasure to have you with us here on our team today. technology innovation all the list of elements from around russia. the future covered. gina gershon stars in the house of versace coming on lifetime in october she is multi-talented as we said we always will be an actor first. i wanted always to be an actor first but i always did music and dancing first and you you've toured as a

>> i mean, i feel like i coach world class players and i feel like i teach kids. >> rose: ah. >> right? because what am i teaching tiger woods or justin rose? i mean, sometimes i am charlie rose to them so when you are doing this, what royou thinking about? i am going to give this to the kids or i am just learning. you are charlie rose and asking the kind of questions that i would? >> well, yeah. i mean, i want to know. >> rose: they have to be able to explain what they are thinking, otherwise you can't advise or -- >> plus i just want t to to to t to know what they think because they are geniuses so if guy out for the whole day and i spend time with four of them, i mean, i would be completely, you know, bsing people if i said i am not going the most learning. i mean i get to go out and watch the westwood play with polter and scott, and tiger with duffner, you as an interested man in the world and people that get to sit in front of you it is such a great job that way, i spent so much time enjoying watching how someone plays a bunker shot in a tournament watch how someone reacts to gall

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i like the work of these four guys. say, "this guy is the best." but i liked them all. >> jimmy: you liked them all so you just kept them all. >> so, i, i have done a track with each one of them. >> jimmy: there are so many different styles. it's fantastic and it works great. >> i was a little bit worried, you know, that you would have so many different styles. but then i thought back to a lot of beatle albums with this crazy variety. so i told them, "that's okay." >> jimmy: and these producers must have freaked out. they're like, "oh, my god i am getting calls from paul mccartney." you can literally work with any one. is there any one that you would love to work with? >> yeah, there's lots of people, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot of people. a lot of people out there, yes. >> a lot of people. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. some people are easier to get than you think, you know? >> yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes they're right under your nose. [ light laughter ] >> i have no idea what you are talking about. >> jimmy: no?

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i was like, "oh, my god, i never would've done that. t me." and she was like, "it was you!" [ light laughter ] and i was like, "[ bleep ] this lady, that was not me." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] why would i do that? that's so mean. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. no. >> so i said, "if look, you want to know what really happened, you went up to some other indian dude and said hey you were funny in 'observe and report'. he's not me so he rolled his eyes and walked away." [ laughter ] and the only reason i'm bringing this up is, look, if you're an indian dude out there with a beard, carry yourself in a respectable manner because i'm paying the price. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> for your shenanigans. >> jimmy: you pay the price. yeah, absolutely. it's after midnight right now when the show airs right now, so it's halloween, officially, right now. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you feeling the vibe? it's halloween time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you dress up for halloween? >> yeah, i dressed up for a party this weekend. i think

i think what i liked about it -- mike made fun of me because i do not have a passcode on my phone. he was like, are you crazy? i said, i just cannot. now, i do not have to. i was excited about that. these smartfrom sensors into the phone is really funny. i really excited what they are doing in terms of small sensors that help make everyday life and everyday tasks -- that is more interesting. >> fingerprint sensors are good. >> to unlock your phone, yes. >> microsoft has not announced a new ceo. are you happy that ballmer is leaving? [laughter] you want to be the next ceo and -- they are your biggest partner. >> i am 15 years in the industry. bill gates, steve, they have been huge fixtures in the industry. i really admire what both have done at microsoft in terms of what they built. this is an interesting time for microsoft. do not know what their board is considering but when i look at their product line, i see a lot of strength in the advertised area, windows, office, and so one of the things i have come to appreciate is i think consumer executives and enterprise executives have di