i will cut it out. now, i've been with different women and she got good nooky nooky they don't call her juicey for no reason at all. >> kirk: here is a question. is she aware that your child is in question for you? have you ever told her that? >> yeah. yeah. she is aware of that. but you know, it hurted me the most you know, she could have no treat with anybody but my best friend and it hurted me the most because we were already going through trust issues because of the -- >> kirk: so you do not mind her with strangers just not your best friend >> no, don't get me wrong. my nooky nooky you feel what i'm saying >> i feel what you are saying and i hear it as well. >> but you know i would have felt better you know about the situation if it was somebody other than i hold close to me. because you my best friend >> kirk: you have not been friends with him since? >> no >> kirk: if you find out that she did not sleep with him are you going to apologize to him? >> when i caught him he made him suspicious when he

i will spare you another joke about how today no one stands taller. ghter] i simply want to thank jim for accepting this role. i want to thank patrice, the five remarkable children they have got, because jobs like this are a team effort. i want to thank most of all the men and women of the fbi. i am proud of your work. i am grateful for your service. i am confident this agency will continue to flourish with jim at the helm. if he gets lost in the building, i want you guys to help them out because i guarantee he will have your back. make sure you have got his back as well. thank you, everybody. god bless you. [applause] >> now ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce the seventh director of the federal bureau of investigation, james b. comey. [applause] >> thank you. thank you, mr. president, for gracing us with your presence, for honoring us, and speaking so eloquently about the mission of the fbi in its great people. thank you to my friends and family gathered here today. my entire life is literally represented in this crowd. it is a pretty p

i put my trust in the church. woman, they will drag you through the streets and burn you as a witch. my lord, do not say that. it is impossible. i, a witch! peter cauchon knows his business. the university of paris have burned a woman for saying that what you have done was well done and according to god. but why? what sense is there in it? what i have done is according to god. they could not burn a woman for speaking the truth. they did. but you know that she was speaking the truth. you would not let them burn me. how could i prevent them? you would speak in the name of the church. you are a great prince of the church. i would go anywhere with your blessing to protect me. i have no blessing for you while you are proud and disobedient. oh, why will you go on saying things like that? i am not proud, and how can you say i am disobedient when i always obey my voices because they come from god. the voice of god on earth is the voice of the church militant. the voices that come to you are echoes of your own willfulness. it is not true.

my grandfather, one time i will never forget. i came home and i said what i thought of charlie, what a beautiful person charlie is. i said he is the nicest person you ever met. he said he would give the shirt off your back. i said he would. he said he does not have a shirt to give you because he did not work hard enough. 10-year-old, 11-year-old kid. talk about busting your bubble. keep yourself strong. not just physically and mentally but financially. he said talk is cheap.

>> no. >> i don't believe nothing he is saying. >> kirk: listen i will say this. e your daughter is going anywhere. ok. so i think at some point you might have to surrender and try to make it work >> i just stay away. [applause] >> kirk: and just be there for your daughter when she needs it. be there for her >> i will always, always be there for my daughter. and she knows that. she knows that. 100%. it's just that i really am not happy with the choices that she is making right now. that's it. and i feel like she has blinders on and she needs to lift them up and realize what is going on. >> kirk: i wish everyone the best of luck. we will be right back. [applause] [♪] next on "the test"... >> you did not take my money who took my money? >> i don't know. maybe you did. >> right now [inaudible] >> you are lying. >> do you like action? >> no, no, no. >> do you want to witness shocking results? if you are in the la area and would like to be in the studio audience for a taping of the test, go to thetesttv.com. [applause] [♪] >> kirk: welcome back to the "the test". when m

think she will run and i think she will win and. as i say i think she has a lot to answer for about benghazi i think she has a lot to answer for i'm an arab spring but i think overall she's a capable woman she was with me yale law school so the old school tied binds us and and i wish her well. and finally ben on the general picture i know you so well i don't know your answer to this optimistic or pessimistic about america. oh i'm optimistic i think over the long run we will triumph i think we have made incredible progress in this country look when i was a child larry. roughly twelve years younger than you are eleven years younger than you this whole country where i grew up i grew up in the south was rigidly segregated by race and that's all changed and americans of every ethnicity and every sex have opportunities that were not dreamt of so i think we're still on that path think we're still on the path towards greater and greater opportunities and i think that's a great wonderful country will get better and better then come home we'll

i think women are saying i will try to do it, maybe i will do it, i will do it if i can and they are feeling guilty when inevitably they cannot do everything. your point about a story onthere is how you came to terms with that when you were rushing home from work ahead to a pta meeting. exit is one of those great moments. i was rushing around and got dinner on the table and cleaned up and it was heading out the door to go to this meeting and my son said why are you going? and i said this is very impoant and he said why is important and i said it is your school and he looked at me and he said i do not care if you go. i wanted to stay home. it was one of those beautiful moments where the white -- the light bulb went off and i said i think i am doing this because it is good for my community, but i was doing it because i felt i had to. i stopped going to pta meetings after that. that? feel bad about rex i feel a little bad. i religiously signed up for our bridge duty at school events because i realized that was efficient to do and no one wanted to do it so i got over my guilt. i stopped

i will say this. so around 9:00 tuesday night. "terrible tuesday, mexico, dodgers, my new diet is killing me softly." killing you softly? >> guillermo: when i eat it i cannot eat. >> jimmy: when you eat it you cannot eat. >> jimmy: they have weight watchers for that kind of talk? >> guillermo: i don't follow it. >> jimmy: the tweet i want to ask about he published tuesday. he wrote "i miss being a little kid. no stress. no worries. sleep and eat. and i was very happy." guillermo posted this, little insight, shortly after getting a call from our producer erin who called to scold him, he was late to work for what 80th time this year? >> guillermo: something like that. >> jimmy: tell everyone what time you are supposed to be at work every day? >> guillermo: 12:00. >> jimmy: supposed to be here at noon. guillermo did get here at noon after being yelled at. and then went where, right back home to watch the dodgers' game? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you know. our building is filled with. we have maybe 100 televisions in the building. w

i was amazed she has that much perspective. miley, if she will follow in sinead's foot steps she could go on "snl -- remember when sinead tore up the photo of the pope on" snl" really edgy? i am thinking miley could go on "sn l" or maybe the home shopping net wok and tear up a photo of joel osteen. there is not much to say about it. >> but you managed to say a lot. deborah, what are your thoughts on the whole milely cyrus thing? you haven't been on the show where we talked about it every night for the last three months and would you dress up as miley for halloween? >> i hope those who dress up like miley go to the gym before they put on their costumes or it won't be a pretty scene. i think sinead o'connor went on an angry rant. milely was appropriate in comparing to amanda bynes. i wish i was her criminal defense attorney. >> really? i thought sinead everything she said was meant to help miley and you thought it was insane? >> most people don't like free advice. >> most people don't to what milely did though publicly. >> that's a good point. i do

i will sign it. woman, you must know what you are putting your hand to. read it to her, brother martin. and let all be silent. i, joan, commonly called the maid a miserable sinner do confess that i have most grievously sinned in the following articles. i have pretended to have revelations from god and the angels and the blessed saints and perversely rejected the church's warnings that these were temptations by demons. i have blasphemed abominably by wearing an immodest dress contrary to the holy scripture and the canons of the church. also, i have clipped my hair in the style of a man. and against all the duties which have made my sex especially acceptable in heaven, have taken up the sword, even to the shedding of human blood and inciting men to slay each other. all of which sins i now renounce and abjure and depart from humbly thanking you doctors and masters who have brought me back to the truth and into the grace of our lord. and i will never return to my errors but will remain in communion with our holy church and in obedience to our holy father, the

we do not know which officers thed, and i will say security perimeters work. they did exactly what they were supposed to do and they stopped i suspect from breaching the security perimeters at both locations. the united states secret service and police officers, from what i have seen, acted heroically trying to stop the suspect entering security perimeters at both locations. twoave to officers -- officers injured doing their job. i will take a few questions. i will not answer questions about the evidence. suspect, the last gunfire was on maryland avenue. the suspect was pronounced dead later. >> could this have been an accident? >> all the information we have now is this does not appear to be an accident. this was a lengthy pursuit. there were officers struck. they were promoters attempted to be breach. it is not appear that is was an accident. we do not know that yet. [inaudible question] we are not going to release information about the suspect or anyone else. we need to make next of kin information. we are not going to comment on any information regarding ev

i will echo some of the things mentioned. i am bullish about the future of the cartoon satire. -- i am bullish about the future of visual satire. i am seeing some really exciting possibilities out there. the prospect of new media and the fact software and animation is getting easier to do, there are new opportunities yet to be realized. i am convinced of it. have been doing some fun stuff and am seeing some exciting possibilities, even in limited stuff. i would recommend you do become familiar and agile with managing animation and turn it into your own thing. use what has been done before and make it your own. >> elizabeth, go ahead. >> i was curious about the future of newspapers in america. is a bit uncertain. in adered if you ended up situation where your cartoons would only appear online, if they would have a sustained impact on society. >> i do not know. [laughter] >> that is a good question. that they may come, i do not come. right now i am just speaking from what my paper is doing. we have a free online presence. we hav

and the next i will talk and i will talk about the time line for addressing the seismic issues. >> we are working on the plan to investigate the seismic risks along the port water front and this will be followed by complete evaluation for next for the four to five years and ultimately. and we are working with the other cities and including the city capitol planning and to increase the sea wall issues and to include the sea wall in the city's capitol plan. and i will like to end my presentation with some interesting ideas for climate adaptation. the first one shows the barrier along the pier 27 structure and the second one, which is not shown here, and we need to disconnect our piers from the support piles and turn them into other structures, maybe and the third one is need to build a golden gate bridge and the last one, sometimes around 2150 is to pack and relocate to a higher ground. so this completes my presentation and joe i will will be happy to answer any questions. >> is there any public comment? >> commissioners comments? >> i don't think that it will add new meaning to the wor

i will find every way i can. and am not able to do that i need to look for support here to get that funding in place to be able to get veterans the care they need, i will seek it. >> thank you. thank you, mr. chairman. >> mr. huelskamp? >> thank you, mr. chairman. i would like to apologize to anybody who might have been offended by my trying to find out exactly why the u.s. senate has not voted on these appropriations. i appreciate the bipartisan nature of this committee but i think we all agree that our veterans should not be used as pawns in this particular debate. i appreciate the work in terms of the secretary. the language that i have seen in reference to the individual and the senate that asked a question about -- language was used that i don't think anybody in this committee has used. -- that is thene language we hear and it does no service to our veterans. i apologize if you took offense. i appreciate secretary trying to work with the senate encouraging them to bring that to a vote. i am confident that th

i will stop there. >> now we will roll along. >> i could just say what she said. the save the for new york. [laughter] we have a lot of shared experiences. if you were here yesterday and heard paul i will not repeat everything but i do want to roll back to give some history. 2011 new york wanted to go out to build its own exchange the first year of governor cuomo administration and he made it a top priority for his legislative priority that year to pass or set up the exchange and other top priority was to pass the gay marriage bill. they pass the gay marriage fell but only after a handful of republicans agreed to vote and as a result there was a tremendous backlash against the republicans. you're looking like a democrat. even though we are in a very blues state so even though we did have the agreed upon bill solfeggio peace and we cannot get behind obamacare right now and we're waiting for the supreme court to strike it down and we are not doing this. nothing stops the andrew cuomo. he said i will create and a stage through executive order and that is what he did.

i will tell you 3 stories. if i give you the statistics, if i sit here and tell you 6 out of 10 middle class people who go to court do not have a lawyer or 8 out of 10 do not have a lawyer. i have diminished those people and in this culture that's one way to take care of the problem because it's almost gone when you hear it. i will tell you 3 stories. a us citizen born and raised in hawthorne california with a limited mental capacity, having lived in the united states, living with his mother and 3 other kids. got arrested on a small trespass. he entered what i can call a criminal factory known as the main jail in los angeles where they process and you can almost feel bad for them but not quite. they process thousands of people. people with hispanic names are called out to be interviewed. he did not have the capacity to explain what i just told you was his background. he was on a bus. he went to immigration service. he was on a bus. he was taken to tijuana and released. no lawyer in that process. every religion t

i will hand you tools? >> and you can wipe my brow. >> nice. ellent. [ laughter ] >> actually, jim, can you get on the other side for me? >> okay. >> put a little pressure on this while i load up my suture? >> all righty. >> just, you know -- >> gotcha. >> now, she's a little older than your usual patient, jim. but you are cool, right? >> yep. >> replace the incision in the vermilion in the natural border there. >> drew, can you explain what the vermilion is. you have used that term several times. >> the vermilion border is just that natural white line of the lip, the transition from the pink. doctor? >> when i put one more stitch in, you will not even see -- >> how long do you want it? >> i would like it just right, about a quarter of an inch. >> right there. >> not too short, not too long. >> you must have gotten an a in surgery. >> esther's concern, she's a lovely young lady. her question, as everybody asks, you know: am i gonna have a scar? but i want you to take a close, close look at this now that i cleaned it up. we placed the incision in

i said k andanye will never get married. i said, if they do get married, i will eat crow. , on this show, i have the evidence. go ahead. i'm a woman of my word. i could be wrong. if i am, let it be known, today, monday, june 24th, if i am wrong and they actually get married, i will eat crow right here on this stage with a lot of hot sauce. [ applause ] >> songs it's cooked somebody who knows what they are doing. [ applause ] >> well, it's not illegal to eat crow. that would have been my out, i can't. it's illegal. crow is a delicacy in lithuania. they make it one of two ways, they either boil it. they don't pluck the feathers, they boil it with favorite spices or slow cook it in the crock pot. i don't know how'm going to eat it. heck, i have eaten squirrel on the show. i guess crow won't be bad. it's probably a little tough. remember, an engagement is not a wedding. for now, i don't have to eat crow. can i make a stipulation on this? i will eat it on the 73rd day of them being married. [ applause ] you know, quite honestly, i'm a conspiracy theorist. i feel like the wedding

i will give you my last 30 seconds. you did not tell us how you are paying for any of your pet -- plan. >> let me say it again. we need to look at government efficiencies. i am not committing money until i know exactly how much money we are going to have. i am not going to have fiscally irresponsible budgeting like ken cuccinelli. if we can get the money from the medicaid expansion and we can bring efficiency, that is what we will have. >> that is time. this comes from michael anker -- michael anker -- my co-anchor. this comes from a viewer. >> on the issue of gun control, we got a lot of tweets from our viewers. do you support or oppose universal background checks on every gun sale, even on private sales where neither seller nor purchaser has a firearms license. and do you support a ban on high-capacity magazines and assault rifles? >> let me first speak as a parent, as a spouse. it is important to understand that when we drop our children off at school or our loved ones off at work, we want to make sure our children an

i really enjoyed my time with her, i will say that. >> she told me that. round up the footage. so we can see some of it. this is probably not the part we should show of the thing. >> jimmy: in fairness to me, i was tied up. i had nothing to do with it. i'm sorry. >> do you know how good you feel just getting that one night, jimmy? >> jimmy: for two beautiful second i knew what it was look to be keith urban. does she do that at home? >> with the green pants, it is so weird. >> jimmy: green pants and everything. your birthday is coming up this week ♪ will you be with your wife and family? >> i will be playing in louisiana. >> jimmy: you will. the gang will not be there with you? >> no, nic is shooting a film in london. i will see her monday. >> jimmy: what is the worst birthday you ever had beside this one coming up? >> the worst birthday. it wasn't the worst. i turned 21. we were touring in tasmania, little state bottom of australia. there is a city they call bernie, a mining town with, eight people in it. that's where i turned 21. it was, it was, not a gre

chairman, i will put my official statement on the record. i'm very interested to hear from you all on what you think as we move forward and how this will affect the major programs. that are required for our troops. thank you. i will submit my whole statement for the record and move forward. >> thank you. we will begin opening statements with secretary shyu. madam secretary. >> distinguished members of the subcommittee, thank you for this opportunity to testify before you in providing comments regarding impacts associated with the continued resolution and sequestration on the army and the industrial base in fiscal year 2014 and beyond. joining me today is lieutenant james barkley -- barclay. the cr and impact to the army acquisition programs and modernization is sobering. the instability hampers our ability to plan and execute acquisition programs in support of the war fighter. key development, testing and production activities that are planned months in advance are subjected to limited funds under cr and are disrupted by the shutdown. under c

but i am willing to work through all those issues. the only thing that our democracy can't afford is a situation where one side says unless i get my way and only my way, unless i get concessions before we even start having a serious give and take, i'll threaten to shut down the government or i will threaten to not pay america's bills. so i will not eliminate any topic of conversation. and i've shown myself willing to engage all the parties involved, every leader, on any issue. >> and that applies no matter how long the time frame is on the measures they would pass? >> the only thing i will say is that we're not going to pay a ransom for america paying its bills. that's something that should be non-negotiable. and everybody should agree on that. everybody should say one of the most valuable things we have is america's creditworthiness. this is not something we should even come close to fooling around with. so when i read people saying, oh, this wouldn't be a big deal, we should test it out, let's take default out for a spin and see how

be no room re will untoward i for influence. s ago, jim the oaths of public office he will now take, the very same oath. should for all who hold the public trust, these words have a special meaning and has in the past, it will guide jim's tenure as your fbi director. administer the oath? please raise your right hand. repeat after me. d. comby. >> i james d. comby. >> do solemnly swear. >> do solemnly swear. that i will support and depp fend the constitution of the united states. >> that i will support and depp fend the constitution of the states. >> against all enemies foreign and domestic. >> against all enemies, foreign domestic. >> that i will bear truth faith and allegiance to the same. true faith l bear and allegiance to the same. >> that i take this obligation freely. obligation ke this freely. >> without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion. >> without mental reservation or purpose of evasion. >> and i will well and discharge. >> and i will well and faithfully discharge. >> the dutieses of the office on to enter.ab

i know that democrats are willing to compromise to get a deal and i am hopeful republicans will as well. now the republicans have seen the consequences of a government shutdown. i do not think they will be anxious to repeat this again. now that it is clear the debt limit will be raised and cannot be used to extract political concessions, any future threats will ring hollow. as we now head into the next phase to have an actual mashed negotiation -- negotiation, we will have a negotiation and not a hostage situation. i know there are changes that republicans want and there are changes that we want. i think it will -- i think we can work together for a deal that solves this problem on both sides. stop lurching from crisis to crisis. i am very proud of the senate tonight for working together to stand up and end of the pain of the american people and go to work on the bipartisan negotiations and we are finally going to do what we said all along -- we are going to open the government, they are bills, and then we are going to sit down and negotiate. >> not too many questions tonight. i want to

my grandfather, one time i will never forget. i came home and i said i thought charlie will doubt what a beautiful person charlie is. i set the nicest person you ever met one stop he said he would give the shirt off your back. i said he would. he does not have an answer sure to to give you because he did not work hard enough. 10-year-old 11-year-old kid. talk about busing her bubble. keep yourself strong. not just physically and mentally but financially. people used to say, hey potluck, cap five dollars? no problem. go ahead and take care of the parking lot. he said, don't worried. i am thinking, financially, the oath of office. my code in january, 2005. grandfather popped up in front of me. keep yourself strong financially. i put all of my efforts. i used every bit of capital of mine

that is really all i have to add. >> i will shock you. i believe that nobody should hidden point or criticize without having the facts to support his position. i will give it you documents here. have the documents. >> we are going to focus on the cartoonists. the constitution. they have full knowledge why we lost in iraq. >> go ahead. >> please go to the microphone. >> this may be a figment of my seems then, but it literate editorial writers are are liberal and the oral more right wing. is that my own illusion or is it real and why? in general terms. are you talking about commentators? >> editorial newspapers. it is interesting where both represented. from my perspective liberals outweigh conservatives. fox news came along, there was not a whole lot of conservative voices on tv. rush limbaugh came along. talk radio seems completely eaten up with talk radio. i think your point is right, liberals have a tough time. tv channel is completely gone now. it may be because there is really one place. that is reflected among cartoonists as well. >>

i will go to a movie, i am a big movie guy.a scene in one of the "three muskateer," they are trapped and don't have anything but their swords. and they know that everyone else around the corner has guns. and aramus says, hey, they have been winged on our legends. it's an advantage. and then plutus that is the attack guy, exactly, so we should charge them. and they do. and all the guns go off. and they live. because i only watch movies where the good guys win. so my message is, we are hiring 1,000 police officers. we got about 200ish in the pipe once september starts. they are being weaned on your legend. so when you hear these stories tonight, just know that you are impacting 1,000 cops just like the 1,000 before impacted us. congratulations. >> thank you, chief. i had to do a little clean up. i failed to thank sergeant darcy for his rendition of the national anthem. could we give him a round of applause. and could i have a round of applause for the color guard that did a beautiful job posting the colors. [applause] thank you,

>> i will take a shot at that. i will begin with an attic though. when i came to the reagan administration, -- i will begin with an anecdote. when i came to that reagan administration, there had been an election campaign that focused heavily on defense. i remember meeting with a bunch of two star level folks. the army says it does not matter what your secretary says. i never forgot this. it doesn't matter what your secretary says. he have a five-year defense plan. he is stuck. of course, everyone knows that turned out not to be the case. what i am pointing to is leadership. the only way you can affect change in any institution and especially in institution that is as a hierarchy is the pentagon, is from the top. if the commander-in-chief, secretary of defense wanted to change, there would be change. people will salute and do it. do not expect them to do it by themselves. don't expect it to come from the bottom. that is not the way it works. you cannot change that culture. unless it comes from the top. i have seen over the course of my career -- guys

mike, i will start with you. with many residents i speak to, they fear that those commitments may come with a price. what are your views, gentlemen, on corporate responsibility and corporate roles in detroit? i think it is important to build a coalition that includes all of the community. business leaders in the town support me. the detroit firefighters, the sanitation workers, the plumbers, the health care workers, and grassroots organizations support me. all of these have a place at the table. at the end of the day, here is what we need to do. we have a lot of growth going on in downtown and in midtown. we are losing way too much population out of the neighborhoods. we will come back to the plan you will find on my website. every neighborhood has a future. that means take the abandoned homes and move the families and. take the vacant lots and sell it to the person who is there. i think what we want to do is get many of these businesses to partner with new entrepreneurs and fill in some of the storefronts. we can

eh, maybe tomorrow i will think of something. this restaurant is your idea, eva. so what do you want to call it ? it would all be so much easier if you were here. i spent two hours working on this ! you were sleeping for two hours ! did you forget to cook this ? it tastes like it's raw ! - i need a new oven ! - you need to learn how to cook ! if you had equipment that works like any other restaurant-- this is not any other restaurant ! this is-- - a big mess ! - ahh ! your restaurant doesn't even have a name ! face it, brashov, you don't know wt you're doing ! i know i am going to open this restaurant in two days ! well, i won't be here to see it. you can find yourself another cook. - fine ! i will do that ! - this place won't even be here in a month. yeah, yeah, fine, fine ! go on, go on ! come back in a month and we will see who is right ! mr. brashov. - what is it ? - i heard what he said. ah, he does not know what he's talking about. we will open on time. if there is a problem with the oven, i'm sure i can fix it. let me see what i can do. is this okay mr. bras

i will never forget that. ith the caveat she would be ok because the president would never pick me. [laughter] i have to say this is your last chance to talk to him about it. mr. president, i am so grateful for this honor and opportunity to serve with the men and women of the at ei. they are standing all around this great courtyard and standing on duty all around this country and world at this moment. i know already this is the best job i have ever had and will ever have. that is because i have a front row seat to watch the work of a remarkable group of people who served this country, folks from all walks of life who joined the fbi for the same reason teachers, soldiers and police officers and scholars and software engineers people from all walks of life you want to do good for a living. they want jobs with a moral compass so they join this great organization. i thought about them as i stood in the courtroom -- cory are just a week ago. this is an artist depiction of the words from our shield the president ment

i will concede that i ask those who will are publicly identified as supporters of this authorization if they support stand your ground loss. -- laws. respondedut of 140 said they supported it. i will not enter the name of these organizations in the record for the point that was made by the senator from texas. i do not want to establish a chilling effect on political participation, but it is reasonable to ask members of an weatherization if they agree ,ith that agenda and an agenda the agenda of a person who is the chairman of alec who says they no longer stand by. i will not enter any of these into the record, but isn't it no word that we have 140 relations affected. only one said they supported lec's agenda on stand your ground laws. that is a fact. >> i want to thank the chairman - r having this chairman -- this hearing. necessary hearing. it is important we face these issues of human rights, which hopefully are also matters of constitutional right. every one of thank the witnesses, all of you, for being here today, most especially ms. fulton, ms. mcbath, for your stories, and your

i will see you all soon. - later, man. - good luck. - we'll miss you. luck at your new job. - uh, listen up. [ahem] listen up, ladies. i want the job. there. i said it. i'm educated. i'm capable. i like all of you, and i won't make any changes. - i see it. i see it like i see a mountain that i'm standing in front of and i'm facing and i'm liking. - yeah. andy would be wonderful as boss. erin made a good point. no. we're not related. i got the call. i'll tell her some other day. - what about darryl? we can all agree that he's a stand-up guy, right? - well, let me be clear. i only speak for myself and not myself and the senator. i think we have some wonderful candidates, and there is a great lively debate here. but let's think about-- - no. no. no. sorry. we cut kevin off for the same thing. you have to have something to say if you talk. - exactly. - jada. no, no, no. jada, what are you do-- oh. so sorry, guys. i hope my family didn't disrupt your meeting. - daddy, are these the people who are making you manager? - maybe, sweetheart. [sighs] single dad. c

i will address the air force. i am joined by lieutenant .eneral mike marler -- moeller thank you rolling this hearing. we are committed to remaining the best in the world. that means being able to fight and win against pure adversaries. in the middle of trying to make sure we meet that future and keep readiness high, we have had to deal with the sequester. when the sequester hit back in february, it was well known that there were only two places in the budget to find the dollars to match what was needed to be cut. one was an operations -- essentially hitting a readiness. that also hit our workforce with the furloughs. the second place is our investment. with our investment accounts looking at somewhere between 10% and 11% cuts. flexibilitiesing to soft and that to about eight percent. i should make the mistake. there is damage being done. i'm going to talk about the investment situation and what is going on there. to begin with, what was done was each program was scrubbed. commitmentsk money, for next year, were ta

wednesday, and i will create ghosts. can you imagine her seeing a ghost? ssa: at the end of the day it is all about "money" and ghosts apparently. we will be right back. ♪ >> astronaut. of subjects. >> what do i do? >> you must attach. you are too far. let go. drag. detached. i can't see you anymore. melissa: all right. i am going to throw up. how about you? some of the record-breaking sci-fi hit gravity that brought in an era shattering 55 and a half million dollars of the weekend. moviegoers are up in arms saying that everything in the movie is accurate. does it affect the bottom line? with me now is former nasa astronaut tom jones to break it all down. thank you so much for coming on the show. there was a very famous astrophysicist who runs a huge museum in new york, neil to grassy tyson ripping the movie apart over the weekend. tweeting like crazy about how unrealistic all thing is. what is your opinion? you liked it. >> i did like a great deal. kneele is a friend of mine, and i would love to have a beer with him and talk over all of the inaccuracies. f

a bit like someone saying i will tell you a $500 car. the pesky government says this car has to be road worthy. an astonishing idea that somehow the bad policies, i cover the insurance industry for many years. insurers sell cheap policies because the they never pay out on them. the prices are low. because they never spend any money on them. it is pretty simple. if you spend a lot of money on insurance. generally you should get something back. not always. generally. that's insurance. so when you get a cheap policy. you get no benefits for it. what is it really worth? >> and robert reich. every headache the obama administration has the at this point in the rollout of the affordable care act, comes from -- the operating principle going into writing the legislation that they -- did everything they possibly could to preserve private insurance companies' positions in the health care marketplace and allow them to preserve their profit margins. >> exactly, lawrence. the big irony here, is that many of us had been arguing for years that any new co

i will leave. i know you will say mean things. >> jimmy: i am not going to say mean things. >> i'm abnormal. >> jimmy: i'm not going to say mean things. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my sitting stool. her timing isn't great. but i like her enthusiasm. this was an interesting story. there was a fan at the game. die hard red sox fan, gino marcello. wanted to go to game one. his boss at the furniture store he works at wouldn't give him the night off. didn't give enough notice. he went to the game anyway. with this sign "i quit my job for this." he did. quit his job to go to the game. then they asked him if he was worried about it. he said i will find something new. if you are a business owner, and looking for an employee that writes like a 9-year-old girl and ditches work. this could be your guy. i have a feeling gino is going to weanind up like this -- livi in -- some of the fans at the game last night, and tonight. i don't mean any disrespect to the city of boston. some of the fans are just awful

i will tell you what's on mine. there are some things i hold very dear.you hold very dear. some things we know are not going to happen, neil. there is no need for anyone to come to talk about getting rid of healthcare. that's here. that's law, that's going to stay. will it change in some fashion over the years? yes. that's not before anyone for discussion. to the extent that the president could say that, without saying i'm not going to negotiate, say, look, that's not subject to negotiation. >> neil: punishment we can mete. with my kids time-out thing or lose x box for the weekend. can we do something like that or i guess it's too far gone? >> no, i don't think it's too far gone. i think you touch ited on something very seriously. look what is going to be happening to the american young people in years to come. >> neil: sure. >> them paying for the deficits that we're ignoring at this time. that's why time-out should be taken from by the adults and i don't disagree with it at all. >> neil: all right. >> leadership has to come from the president. leadershi

but i will not be able to pay the monthly housing stipend. that would be an issue to the >> have the schools or the universities or the colleges made any kind of -- i sure they are aware of our shenanigans' here. >> i can assure you that we have reached out to schools and doing the best we can to get their support and cooperation to be able to carry this forward for payment. but schools are not involved in the housing stipend. that is for the va to the students said that is an issue. and i would tell you that in my past experience with schools there are 6,000 of them and so we want to make sure that we've contact with all of them. >> thank you for the testimony today. >> thank you. you are recognized for five minutes to get >> thank you mr. chairman and good to see you mr. secretary. you mentioned that there would be delayed. we were notified more than four weeks ago there was already a delay. so, my question is that it obviously has nothing to do with this government shut down. would your plan be to expedite that once the furlough workers are

this is my lifestyle i will be around celebrities and guys that are like known and everything and that is what it is. >> kirk: can i tell you one thing? i will make you think. so you are out there on the town and you are doing your parties. and you are hanging out with actors and athletes. guys that are hitting on you. why can't he go out with his friends and if there's girls around that are hitting on him? because [applause] i'm saying because at the end of the day, he is coming home to you. >> at the end of the day i'm coming home to him. he has to understand that too, it works both ways. >> can i tell you something else another example. couple weeks ago she went to a baseball game with her friends and i called her and i said who are you with? people are looking at me like i have three heads. she didn't want to tell me who she was with? >> no because my friend. >> she threatens to break up with me because i was annoying because i asked her who she is with? >> why is your boyfriend so far up your... why doesn't he leave you alone? >> i cannot ask that question? >> i'm with you. listen

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i will say it was a pleasant conversation. disappointed i was that the president refuses to negotiate. when it comes to the issue of funding our government, the house has passed for bills to fund our government and provide fairness to the american people under economy. each of those bills was rejected by the united states senate. under the constitution and our system of government, we asked that they sit down and have a conversation with us about funding the government, keeping it open, and providing fairness to the american people under obamacare. they refused to do it. over the last 30 years, dozens of times, there have been negotiations over funding our government. all those negotiations over the last 30 years have resulted in significant policy changes. i would remind you that the president of the united states and i have sat down in the spring of 2011 to negotiate a funding bill for the government from march all the way through september. during that negotiation, there were all kinds of policy considerations. and if you re

i will ask you a question about that. before that i wanted to say this whole idea that is being brought up that somehow policies were being canceled and people don't have alternatives is another red herring. what i think my colleagues forget is this is not socialized medicine. this is in fact private insurance in a competitive market. if i'm an insurance company and all of a sudden everyone else is celebrating a better policy with better benefits at a lower price, i can't sell a lousy policy that doesn't provide benefits and cost more because i will be out of the market. that's what's happening here. the insurance companies are cancelling lousy policies with high prices because they can't compete. that's what's going to happen when you have a private insurance market. we don't have i government-controlled system. we have private markets. i wanted to make that point. i have to drill down on what mr. barton said. before reform, the insurance market was disfunctional and premiums shoot up if people got sick. the coverage can

are you not going to pay your taxes like i will? >> that's a good idea. >> i have done it before and i don't recommend it. i just got out of jail. that's why i am limping. >> i am not interested in anything. >> i don't understand anything in this crazy world anymore. let's move to canada, am right? >> what? >> let's move to canada jie. to where? >> i don't know. quebec. i like the french. >> it would be great. >> you are great. this is bill, signing off. >> looks like you made a connection there. >> i did. there are perks out there in time square. >> there aren't many citizens milling about in the m and m store. anything happening outside of time square? >> it is very close to our studio. and by that rational i can come and do that and then quickly come back and it is no skin off my back. i will say judging by all of the people that were in that area at that time, this is the time of the year where australians do their walk about. they go out and they explore here. >> andrew who will get the blame for this? >> i think it is the democ

>> i will take professor. more flexible and more enjoyable in doing the research and communicating with students and so on and so far. the students are very outstanding. i learned a lot during the rears of research from my students. i do not dislike my job. >> good. >> it is a job i got five euros ago. the reason i took this job is with my experience i think i can do something for the government. i did. these five years were actually easy. i think every person has to be considering the importance of its job all the time. you have to be focusing on the current job and doing it right. >> that is what you have been doing the lst five years. there are other people with equal qualifications. they may not want to join the government sector. we certainly encourage the commitment to public service. thank you very much. thank you for being our special guest. i want to wish you all the best in the future. >> thank you very much. >> i want to thank you for watching the program today. i will see you next time. thank you. 

i hope that they will. i hope that while the democrats say this is settled law, the health care bill, i hope that democrats will also say -- and republicans -- that the budget control act is settled law. we have agreed to some caps. there is a more intelligent way of getting to those caps. i think there is probably 70 people in this body that agree. we could do some mandatory reforms and substitute those for some of the discretionary cuts and still end up at the same levels of spending that are in this bill and it would be more intelligent for our nation and it would make our nation much stronger -- i think there is a lot of desire to talk about those kinds of things. there is all kinds of mandatory reforms. they are not the same. the senator from alabama who just came into the chamber made out of that yesterday. there is all kind of mandatory changes and they are not the same. we need to look at those. we need to honor the trusts that have been set up. i think we finally have gotten to a pretty good place.

i think they will let you grow it on small levels. ou have to research this one out to stay out of prison. if you want something that is little more on the level, treasury direct i-savings bonds. individuals buy those. they will always beat inflation. they don't have coupon payments if the government defaults until you cash it in. like zero-coupon bond. melissa: that is really boring. i will not give you any dollars. >> can i have one for the weed? melissa: two for the weed. i want stamps and weed. italy, i don't know. >> smoking pipes. melissa: that is not a bad idea. you are full of ideas. what a genius. >> i'm an investment advisor. melissa: thank you. i loved it. that was good stuff, right? big news out this week that twitter will be trading on the new york stock exchange instead of the nasdaq. our very own tom sullivan has a few words for us on the business hyped that move. i love jonas, right? >> back in the day seemed like place to be for a tech company was over at the nasdaq, but this week twitter made it official, courted by b