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i come here and i don't know what the book i. i'm going thanking out with the homicide detectives and see what they're look like and how do they do their jobs and i spent six months, and i couldn't figure out what the story was. i was really struggling. had run out of money and i realized i love stories where you put -- you test characters under intense stress and circumstances and then see how that reveals their character. so in my first book "rawhide down" i tell -- i wrote 80,000 words about one day in u.s. hoyt. i wrote about these men and women pushing their limits to save the life of the president of the united states. this book dish didn't have that over sick months -- i started looking and realized february, 2013, murders in 28 days and thrice police shootings and two of the final one remember the six high school students were killed that school year and the last two were killed in february 2013. i looked at that month and realized the first day of the month they interrogate a guy the think may have killed amber stanley.

>> i am here because i am curious. are you you bicurious. >> that's a good question. >> don't get the wrong idea. >> why are you excited for hillary. >> it is the first woman president we are going to have. >> i thought we were supposed to be gender neutral? >> do you lose your man card if you are at a hillary rally. and you think that fighting for the working class. why there is a lot of coal miner and coal companies out of business. and she is progressive. >> i live around here. and we don't want hillary. >> it is more than 50 percent unemployment. and things that hillary clinton is proposing are going to do nothing for my community. >> i saw you. >> why is she working. >> it is a day off today. >> do you think that hillary is clear and confident? >> absolutely. >> then why hasn't she held a single press conference since 2016. >> i don't know. i trust hillary and her decisions. >> are you the only ones that trust hillary? >> are you a legal immigrant. >> i am going to grant you amnesty. >> thank you. there you go. yo

but i got to tell you, i was -- >> and i hate to say this with mr. trump in the building, but i got to make a stand and i say that if he wins, as the president, i vow, here on "the tonight show," that i will move to a different apartment. i will. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: different than the one that you're in now? >> different. >> jimmy: you heard it here first. >> like maybe in chinatown. >> jimmy: yeah -- yeah, you're already from ca. i voted for justin trudeau. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. i dug that guy. >> oh, my god. he's -- he's in my book, "based on a true story." >> jimmy: you brought your own book. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have it out here. you don't have to -- but you -- i have the same one. i have a similar copy. i have a similar copy. but this is -- [ laughter and applause ] >> we've got twice as many books. or is it -- >> well, i tell you, you know uh -- someone once said, "a life unexamined is not worth living." >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean it was socrates. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, someone. >> but uh, it turns out that's not tr

: i know, i mean -- i didn't have many friends, but i had an oopie, i want to say. you'd throw it and it would be like -- [ spinning sound ] >> and we had like a routine where, "it wiggles, it jiggles, it curves, it swerves, it's oopie!" you guys remember, right? >> jimmy: yeah, no. no one remembers that at all. i think it was a big flop, but i totally had this. >> you had it. >> jimmy: you were the oopie girl? i love her. [ laughter ] uh, congratulations on 16 years at "live." >> oh my god, that's crazy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know how to do it. you're the master, come on. 16 years. and you're doing this really cool thing with a contest. >> yeah, we're having a host chat search with real people. >> jimmy: so anyone fans of the show -- >> or not fans of the show. anybody at all who has a video machine, and video -- video in >> jimmy: they went out of business with oopie. >> anyone at all that has access to stamps can enter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, i -- i'm not doing anything in the morning. [ cheers and applause ] i feel that we have a little -

i tell people i know how to play the banjo, but i don't. i even wrote a song about it. but i tell people i can-jo doo doo doo, banjo, banjo bob. ( cheers and applause ) i didn't really write that. one of my writers did. in high school, i used to cheat by writing things on my hand. but i haven't done that in like... 35 years. i gave my kids a quarter every time they lost a baby tooth, but i was selling them for way more than that. forgive me, audience. >> audience: we forgive you! >> stephen: thanks. ( cheers and applause ) we'll be right back with ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ? ? ? one smart choice leads to the next. ? the new 2017 ford fusion is here. of a well-made choice. ? ? i don't think that's how they're made. klondike hooks up with tasty flavors... the best ice cream bars ever conceived. poor mouth breather. allergies? stuffy nose? can't sleep? up to 38% more than allergy medicine alone. shut your mouth and say goodnight, mouthbreathers. breathe right. i'll have that goat cheese garden salad. that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that sal

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i - i - when i was younger i - i - should have known better ? ? and i can't feel no remorse and you don't feel nothing back ? ? ? ? i - i got a new girlfriend he feels like he's on top ? ? and i don't feel no remorse and you can't see past my blinders ? ? oh - oh - ophelia you've been on my mind girl since the flood ? ? oh - ophelia heaven help a fool who falls in love ? ? i - i got a little paycheck you got big plans and you gotta move ? ? and i don't feel nothing at all feel nothing small ? >>> this is a special edition of "nightline." your voice, your vote. the presidential debate. >> tonight, historic showdown. donald trump and hillary clinton go head to head. >> i have much better judgment than she does. there's no question about this. >> we'll t night. >> he called this woman miss piggy -- >> the most incendiary exchanges and costly mistakes. the public reacting. >> this special edition of "nightline," "your voice, your vote," the presidential debate,

no, i know. i know. i know, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you -- did you hydrate, did you do soups and -- >> oh, hydrate, soups, yeah. >> jimmy: did you do -- do you have any, like, clinton -- how is -- is bill a good nurse? [ laughter ] >> you know, he's very solicitous. yeah, he -- >> jimmy: yeah, he -- >> yeah, he was really -- he was really, very sweet, actually. >> jimmy: uh -- >> my dogs were great, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, we just had, on the show a few days ago. >> oh, i heard that. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] but i head that he left something in your dressing room, and i apologize because i didn't know that -- >> oh. >> jimmy: he left something behind, and that's -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we usually don't -- he left that here in, and this is just -- i know you -- >> let's look. >> jimmy: i mean -- >> i mean, let's see what's in there. >> jimmy: well, this is a a framed photo. this must be of his wife or something. no, is that -- no, that's not melania. is that? [ laughter ] >> awe, that'

i think i shot my credibility long before i won the tony. being on broadway ruined it. >> jimmy: who else is in the group with you? >> two of my best friends, william hudson and jonathan snipes. >> jimmy: from growing up? >> yeah, i've known my best friend in third grade, we met over a game of tag. >> jimmy: you were "it" and that's where you met? >> i was really fast. >> jimmy: when you went to -- you were with the group, then you went to broadway to do the show. what did the other guy -- were they mad? were they like, all right, already? >> they didn't tell me if they were mad, kept to it themselves. >> jimmy: they called me and said they were mad, they wanted me to mention it to you. >> yeah. the thing is we just -- we kept working. we kept producing things. >> i see. >> making music. we couldn't tour. could make my money. [ laughter ] in hindsight, yeah, they were probably pretty mad. >> jimmy: i'm sure you'll make it up to them somehow. it's great to have you here, congratulations, an amazing run on "hamilton," your character is very fu

>> i haven't seen them in concert. but i meant, i love them. into? >> i did. i had a real like heavy metal phase. when i was like 14. and i dyed my hair black and i literally cut with it a razor blade. and i would only wear band shirts and like only listen to like the heaviest of heavy metal. >> jimmy: and who were you into? >> i was a really weird phase. like silverstein and like bullet for my valentine. >> jimmy: really. >> slipknot. i went to a slipknot concert. it was actually to this day, probably the best concert i've ever gone to. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: slipknot. even if you don't like metal, i think you would appreciate the concert. because it's just like incredible to watch. i was on a soap at the time in australia called "neighbors." and, as you can imagine, those people that would generally watch "neighbors." you'd imagine it would be like families at dinner time or like young people. but at the slipknot concert i got more recognized at the slipknot concert than anywhere else i'd ever been whilst on "neighbors." it was

>> i do. i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: you and snoop dogg. >> yeah. >> jimmy: smoking all day long. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: he should have his own line of smokers. >> that's a good idea. for sure. but the initial cost of his is a lot less, but cumulatively it probably adds up to a lot more than my smoker. >> jimmy: i just bake my meat now. [ laughter ] i wonder if you can do that? like you just cut off a really small piece of brisket? so when we see the show, when we tune in, what do we get to see? are you coming out and tell jokes? are you going to just interview celebrities or? >> i tell a lot of stories about things, you know, that happened to me or things that i've experienced. and then we have celebrities. like, our first week, we have sandra bullock, and renee zelleweger. >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> terrence howard, and russell crowe we have some really great guests. and then the cool thing is, because i'm the guy who writes the music for the show, we can just play music at any time. >> jimmy: you

i was like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] i just said i wasn't my own name. that's how i began. and i don't know if you've had a crummy show, but when my -- when it was bad there, the whole rest of the show was a complete and total disaster. >> seth: well, when that moment where you can't stop thinking about how i messed up the beginning. >> yes, yes. and then it keeps getting worse and worse. so when the show was over, i went in to get fired. [ laughter ] and my news director wasn't depressed and i was looking through the aisles and this woman walks up to me. her hair was crazy, she had like three teeth. anyways, she walked up and she goes, oh, my god. [ laughter ] i just seen you on tv. i felt so sorry for you. [ laughter ] oh, my god, it's over. but, stan, my boss gave me one more try after that. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> so it got a little bit better. >> seth: that's fantastic. when he was watching that and he said that you said you were ann, he was probably thinking, i bet that's not even her blazer. [ laughter ] i bet she lied about that, too. she doesn't know what she's d

i -- i felt like i wanted to say i was in love with you, but just something in my heart just said i can'ti feel like sometimes, you know, you wish you could tell your heart what to do. and if i could, i would -- i would tell it to choose you. >> jimmy: oh, please. [ light laughter ] come on. "i want my heart to love you, but then they offered to make me the new bachelor, so i told my heart to choose that instead -- instead. [ laughter and applause ] and make millions of dollars." those weren't waves in the background, that was the ocean throwing up. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. it has been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, grammy nominated performer ariana grande will be here! >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's so fun. plus, nba superstar russell westbrook in the house. [ cheers and applause ] that's going to be fun. then on friday, we have james spader, mandy moore and jack white. >> steve: oh! [ cheers

i wanted to be a journalist, and i wanted to write, and, so, when i got to u.c.l.a., i wanted to major in journalism, but there was no school of journalism. i could take a course and join the daily bruin, but i looked in the catalog and >> rose: funding for "charlie rose" has been provided by the following: >> and by bloomberg, a provider of multimedia news and information services worldwide. captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> rose: gloria steinem is here. she is, as you know, a feminist icon, a writer, an inspiration to generations of women and men. she has led an extraordinary life of activism, adventure and writing. "my life on the road" is her first book in more than 20 years. it reflects on her decades of traveling and championing women's rights. in 2013 she received the presidential medal of freedom from president obama. i am pleased to have her back at this table. welcome. >> thank you so much. >> rose: is there any award you have not received? >> oh, tons, i'm sure. and the presidential medal of freedom depend

>> i know i shouldn't do this but i can't resist because i have been listening to mr. hart now for about a year 1/2, and for the most part, commissioner kopp's spontaneous reaction is something that the fact that the rest of us don't constantly do it through mr. hart's presentation shows i think great strength of will on the part of the rest of us because mr. hart, it's not a question of interrupting you or not wanting to hear what you say, but, for every month you get up 20 times with a spiel that is identical and you say the same thing over and over and over again. obviously in all of that noise that you make, there are certain nuggets of wisdom and things that would be beneficial for us to consider. i really try my best to try and pierce through all that fog that you send this way to fair them out, but it's hard. so i have to see that our newest commissioners rather human reaction is one that everyone of us have wanted to make but i have just been, we haven't. so that's since we are having these dialogues back and forth with the public tonight and we don't usually d

i do it. when i ran a second time, i was, i had missed 14% of the votes the first time. and i ran against a good guy. and he had a very effective ad. he said, would you hire someone who missed 14 days out of every hundred days? and i never missed a vote, they were decisive procedural votes. i went on the air and i said, look, elect me again. and i have a choice between a a procedural vote or going on a a parent-teacher meeting, i'm going to the parent-teacher meeting. and if i can hold myself to that -- [ applause ] by the way, it is a lot easier for me because i have a million employers. no, i really mean it. it is harder when you have a a boss. so i felt, if could i do that, i should not hold my staff to and by the way, i get more productivity out my staff than people get who are you know demanding. >> jimmy: i said to my staff, i love this idea if it doesn't interfere with work. [ laughter ] figure it out. we can talk. we can talk. don't even think about it. the cue card guys are already leaving. hey roman, nothing is happening this late at night. okay, no ballgames a

i was there and i had up and said, "i have the best idea i ever had. get over here." >> stephen: this was preantidepressants. >> it was preantidepressants. and i said, "we're going to write a play tonight. it's going to be called time phone and it will be about a phone where you can pick it up and you can talk to people in other err as of time. we'll perform it one night only also tonight at an a.t.m. booth at a local bank. who's going to see it? if anybody needs catch they will phone. and they were all like, "no, no, we're not doing it." and not only is that a bad idea they shouldn't have been scared to lose, it's the plot of a dennis quaid movie. "frequency "is that with a ham radio. >> stephen: absolutely. >> that's what i was scared of if i went on meds i wouldn't be able to go into a manic phase and rip off dennis quaid. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here. >> thanks for having >> stephen: "career suicide" opens off-broadway on october 5. chris gethard, everybody! we are the tv doctors of america. and we're partnering with cigna to help s

so all i found out was after i played, i calmed-- i calmed down, and i felt very centered. and it was really the first thing i did to kind of myself, you know. and it may explain why it goes on so long, you know. ( laughter ) it was an easy drug to take. but it's still-- it still affects me like that. i mean, the night just-- the night has its own life. and, i mean, i'm coming out, so i know i'm going to play-- we're going to play two and a half hours, we're going to play three hours. i know that's going to happen, but i don't know what's going to that's organic and it defines the own time and space. and once i get to a certain point, i-- i'm-- i'm not thinking about the time, you know. i'm here to-- i'm here to take you out of time. i'm here to transport you someplace else. i'm here to alter time and space and play with it myself and help you move in and out of-- you know, move in and out of things on any given evening. so it's-- the time thing is something that happens. if it was my own preference i would prefer not to play four hours. ( laughter ) but that's what happens

but i -- i don't get it. and i'm like -- i'm the idiot that -- >> steve: i like people. i like cashiers. i don't care what anybody says. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we all like people. we all like people. >> steve: i don't care what anybody says. i like christmas, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot of people like christmas. it's a very popular holiday. >> steve: that's how i feel. going out on a limb. >> jimmy: that's a very popular belief. >> steve: i think people should be treated well. [ laughter ] call me crazy. >> jimmy: you're a good man. [ cheers and applause ] you're a hero. you're a hero. >> steve: i love new york city! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, baby! i don't care what anybody says. pro -- calling an uber to pick you up after a night of heavy partying. con -- seeing a driverless car arrive and thinking, "how high am i?" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'll get in, yeah. >> steve: i'm not getting in there, man. dave's not here. >> jimmy: pro -- getting in the car and hitting the

i told you about it and i shouldn't v.e little things that give you away. >> rose: i was living a lie and calling it compromise. is that right? >> right. >> rose: that's personal. mm-hmm. >> rose: what was the compromise? >> i sometimes think that the younger me who is very black and white, church mantel, a big pain in the as by right a lot -- >> rose: as in correct. yeah, might look at me now and be disappointed. i've written a couple of songs from that point of view. although i feel that i've found the freedom as a person as well as a writer that i didn't have as a younger man. >> rose: we talked about terrorism earlier, and how it's all around us, it's in paris and in the united states and it's in brussels and it's everywhere. there's also politics today in which some people are very worried about forms of populism. they see it in europe, the move to the right in certain places, even in france. they worry about it here. when you look at donald trump and his candidacy, and you have said wonderful things about america --

, and i think i did a good job. did a great job and great service not only for the country but even for the country in getting him to produce his birth certificate. >> secretary clinton? >> well, just listen to what you heard. clearly as donald admitted, he knew he would stand on the debate stage and lester holt would ask us questions, so he tried to put the whole racist birther lie to bed, but it can't be dismissed that easily. he has really started his political activity based on this racist lie that our first black president was not an american citizen, and there was absolutely no evidence for it but he persisted, and he persisted year after year because some of his supporters, people that he was trying to bring into his fold, apparently believed it or wanted to believe it. >> first of all, that's absolutely true, and the way she counters to him was delivered perfectly. mark halperin, you have a question for joel. >> joel, i know you are happy how your candidate performed but how will your campaign be measuring w

i thought it was a story on an alabama website. >> i saw, i saw -- i don't know. james thome hates america. you said you don't like that there were 650 foams -- phones out there. they are not terrorists. >> who are they? >> suspected it criminals. these are local crimes. >> if co me is looking at them i trust them. you ask if the government is listening. is it spying or policy? it is called spying. i don't understand how tim cook is not unlocking the terrorists and telling them how they are there. >> the integrity of the product. >> it is not pr. >> i think it is reassuring his customers. >> anthony, say leave out the money and his girlfriend will crack them. >> i am apparently dating a cyber expert who can get into any phone and then another thing they do after that is throw it at my head. seen that happen. >> tom, your solution is take the phones to guantanamo and crack them there. the issue is they are encrypted and the government can't crack them. doesn't matter where they tried. >> cat says it is unconstitutional. >> there is an encryption that cannot be brok

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by the way, when i go in my shoes, i throw them away when i get home. [ laughter ] you know what i meanlane bathroom, yeah of course. >> it's filthy. so that guy, but you can get in trouble. i took his head off in the picture. >> jimmy: you did yes. you didn't get his face. >> i got yelled at once. i got sued-yelled at. um, i got sued -- >> jimmy: someone sued you? >> yes, because on stupid instagram, i took a, i was at a a concert and there was like a a 90-year-old woman near me. and everyone stood up, and i didn't even know why she was there, but she was sitting down so of course, i took a picture because i'm gross and thirsty. i said, hey, this girl's obviously shrooming out, she's freaking out. >> jimmy: a 90-year-old lady? >> she had a lawyer call me. yeah. my client, she's like, i have grandchildren. i don't want anyone to think i'm schrooming out. i'm like, no one thinks you're schrooming. you're on molly, obviously. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so that was nice of you to leave the face out of there. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: um, i want to talk about "fameless." >> "fameless?" yeah, rig

-- well, what if i -- can i start here? >> well, you have to get your arms underneath. >> jimmy: i know. but they are -- this is as far as we're gonna get, anyway. [ laughter ] i mean, this is like -- >> pretty close. >> jimmy: is this ashtanga? >> that works. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel good. i feel real good. >> namaste. it looked really good. >> jimmy: yeah, as you can see, it's so relaxing. you have no idea. [ laughter ] >> you look really relaxed. >> jimmy: well, in ten years you went recognize me. [ laughter ] i'll be limping around. you guys, more with miley cyrus when we come back! i can't. [ cheers and applause ] ? usually means getting locked into a contract. there's a better way! with new straight talk plus, get a samsung galaxy s7 for as low as thirty-one dollars a month, no contract. cancel any time, no penalties. it's time to ask yourself... ...why haven't i switched? add our unlimited plan... ...on america's largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. find out more at straighttalk.com ? ? get, get,

i love the memory of i remember your ways i remember your ways i remember your ways ? ? i remember your ways i remember your ways i remember your ways i remember your ways ? ? i remember your ways i remember your ways listen here say you're not easy to ? ? love i love the memory of hey ayy yeah ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. de la soul! available now. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] to get a cma certification, you have to brave 8 hours of testing in the 11 most crucial areas of management accounting. only 50% will pass. done. feel free to brag. you've earned it. oh yeah. i want that. who's next? i'm next. after her. after him. the cma certification. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kate hudson, david oyelowo, de la soul, estelle and the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you guys tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! i'm yelling! ?? [ cheers and a

>> i know i shouldn't do this but i can't resist because i have been listening to mr. hart now for about a year 1/2, and for the most part, commissioner kopp's spontaneous reaction is something that the fact that the rest of us don't constantly do it through mr. hart's presentation shows i think great strength of will on the part of the rest of us because mr. hart, it's not a question of interrupting you or not wanting to hear what you say, but, for every month you get up 20 times with a spiel that is identical and you say the same thing over and over and over again. obviously in all of that noise that you make, there are certain nuggets of wisdom and things that would be beneficial for us to consider. i really try my best to try and pierce through all that fog that you send this way to fair them out, but it's hard. so i have to see that our newest commissioners rather human reaction is one that everyone of us have wanted to make but i have just been, we haven't. so that's since we are having these dialogues back and forth with the public tonight and we don't usually d

>> i do. i designed this line. it took me eight years to do it. >> stephen: that's a slow worker. >> do you think i'm a natural chemist? ( laughter ) >> stephen: eight years? what did you experiment on, sloths? >> it had to be perfect. >> stephen: i regret eating that. >> your tongue looks so young! >> stephen: thank you very much. ( laughter ) do you feel like you're aging at all? >> my insides are 150. >> stephen: a little rough living? >> some rough living but -- no, you know, listen, i have been blessed with good genetics and i take care of myself. not to get too serious, but being young is more about your attitude on life and i think that makes you look and feel young snore also not being old helps. >> it's a math thing. >> stephen: it's a math whatever you are in years, that's what you've got. >> stephen: a firm grasp of the obvious, rob lowe. thank you very much. the show "code black" is not new, but you're adding. you've been brought in as a former special ops guy? >> i'm based on real army trauma surgeons

so i knew i had what it took can, i guess, but i think that no one is willing to have things like that happen around them and be normal afterwards. anyway, snapped out of that.t. i pick up the rear, and the only thing i kept telling myself was someone is going to come out this ravine, lay down and take is all out. a few grenade firefights happening in a different ravine, guys would throw a grenade. get it thrown back and a few cases where hand to hand combat were used in this little ravine as well. things were looking really bad. we had 800 plus guys surrounding our 35 now. we met up with our -- testify guys in the safe haven. me and my spotter were the first ones to go over this little ravine and out and run 100 feet to the safe haven. i remember getting out and i'm soaked in blood and water, everything is just wearing me down at this point and i hear this machine gun going off and bullets overhead, so i go down and my spotter looks at me like, oh, shit. he pulls in out and i'm looking at him like, get. do you we're getting shot at. he is like, no, man, those are our guys and i look u

so i thought i can machine do it for me. so we're going to put carrots in here. >> stephen: those are sharp, actual knives. >> yeah. >> stephen: i will back away. >> i can trust you with this? >> stephen: i have precounted my fingers. >> so we just switch it on. ( laughter ) and here we go. yeah. so this is perfect for a nutritious meal. we can-- we can do some other vegetables as well. we can do a little bit of a cucumber. >> are you sure. >> stephen: there we go. all right. >> and we some mini carrots if you want that as well. >> stephen: this is actually how the baby carrots are made. this is a thing of nightmare i would love to see money in a quentin tarantino wear on their chest. what do we have here? >> the battle of the vegetables coming up. you eat your food and need to brush your teeth, and it's also kind of a boring thing to do. >> stephen: am i putting this on? >> do you want to? >> nope, not particularly. >> do you want him to? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: okay. all right. now, this one doesn't have any kn

i love it. this piece is so you. i know, right? i saw it and i was just like "i have to have it..." is it suede? it's suede. i love suede. that's why we're there, with renters insurance, when things go wrong... but also here, with a rewards credit card, to help life go right. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to the show, everybody. our first guest tonight is a two-time academy award-winning actor and director you know from "heat" and "goodfellas." he plays boxing trainer ray arcel in his latest project entitled, "hands of stone," which opens in theaters friday. let's take a look. >> yeah, yeah. he's tall and he's gonna name me. what? do you work for him or what? >> are you out of your mind? >> yeah, yeah, he' taller than me -- >> what am i doing here? i don't need you. >> yeah, because he's ringer. >> listen, you stupid little schmuck. you want me to leave here? i can leave you in the corner by yourself. now behave yourself, act like a grown up, and stop being a [ bleep ]. >> i'm nervous, okay? >> i know you're nervous, but look at him. >> don't make me worse, okay?

i mean, i really -- i could tell people i won an emmy back then if i wanted to. what do you remember most about that particular evening? >> seriously, that was a great, great evening. to win was so fantastic. and then you go -- when you win don't know either. >> and then i'm standing in the lobby. then it's all kind of over. you're standing there with your award which is great. and i called my mom. and she was like, what? what's that? is that good? and there's jim henson standing there. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> he had won one too. >> jimmy: oh. >> i looked at him and i said, man, you're so great. do you want mine? and he was -- it was just something to meet somebody that great. >> jimmy: maybe this very same thing will happen with you. some whipper snapper at the emmys this year. we'll take a break. when we come back, i have some information that i don't know if you have about the next season of "better call saul." >> i want to hear it. am i still alive? >> jimmy: i think yes. i don't know. i'm not going to guarantee that. when we come back, bob odenkirk may die on

and i practice and i try to get-- and then i get up there and i mess it up. even names here in the united states. i mean, kids these days, their names. i mean-- i can tell you, i think i've got it right. terry, it's ter-ree. i'm usually just like, "hey, sweetie, how are you doing?" i have given up on that. >> stephen: it's colbert, you don't pronounce the "t." >> and it's not steve. it's stephen. >> stephen: that's exactly right. thank you for remembering. >> i remember that, i remember. >> stephen: that's very nice of you. >> because you're pretty touchy about that. ( laughter ). >> stephen: was there-- can you have i can't believe this is happening. this fun thing i got to do." >> so many. sleepover at buckingham palace. >> stephen: what? >> yeah, what? >> stephen: did you and the queen paint each other's toenails or something like that? >> no, they hosted us for the state dinner. when you're the guest country you stay at the palace. i remember ordering french fries at the palace. they were good. >> stephen: do you guys have french fries at the white house?

[ cheers and applause ] >> i don't know why -- i don't know why i was nervous. >> jimmy: i mean, i don't know why you're nervous either. i have to remove it just 'cause standards and practices. the fcc, we would get sued on. so what? >> jimmy: alright, alright, alright. >> so what? >> you're the arbiter of good -- >> jimmy: are you ready? lucky seven. >> okay. are you ready? >> jimmy: meg, we can do this. >> oh, it's a phrase. >> jimmy: okay. raining cats and dogs. here we go. i just have to say baby fish mouth. >> no! >> jimmy: uh, trivial pursuit pieces. >> no. >> jimmy: wheels. wheels on the bus go round and round. big wheels keep on turning. proud mama. uh, three wheels. a tricycle. atv. >> oh, oh, oh, oh! >> jimmy: box wheel. um, parking ticket. three. [ buzzer ] >> i forgot what it was right in the middle. >> jimmy: i got so lost. so what was it? >> third wheel. >> jimmy: of course. did i not say third wheel? i said three wheel. >> i guessed it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: in my head i thought >> three wheel, the old expression box wheel. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i forgot it w

i remember your ways i remember your ways ♪ ♪ i remember your ways i remember your ways i remember youravailable now. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kate hudson, david oyelowo, de la soul, estelle and the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you guys tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! i'm yelling! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- samuel l. jackson. from "saturday night live," actress and comedian cecily strong. host of "car matchmaker" spike feresten. featuring the 8g band with danny carey. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meys. >> seth: good evening everybody. i'm seth meyers this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case let's get to the news. toda

i work on the industrial side. so i build the world-changing machines. i get it. you can't talk because it's super high-level. no, i actually do build the machines. blink if what you're doing involves encrypted data transfer. wait, what? wowwww... ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. not only is our next guest a a tony and emmy award winning actress. she's also a best selling author, whose latest book, "in such good company, 11 years of ladies and gentlemen, please welcome carol burnett. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? carol. carol burnett, welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back to the show. >> well, i have -- i have to promise you the two times i was on, i kept throwing stuff in your face. i'm not going to do it tonight. >> jimmy: thank you. alright, good, yeah. thank you. >> i'm going to do this. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: that was the best. see, i'm so lucky. thank you. you, uh, yeah -- uh congrats on everything, and congrats on the book. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to talk about, "in such g

and i fought it off as well as i could because i really didn't unfortunately it was live, so i knew if i sneezed we weren't gonna be able to edit it out. and well, there you go. take a look. >> seth: you have a favorite memory here at the end? >> well, you know -- [ sneeze ] >> seth: sorry. [ laughter ] i have -- here's the thing. i have been working on that sneeze for like ten minutes -- [ laughter ] and i almost made it. >> almost. [ laughter ] >> seth: i did almost make it but i want to show you that again just so you see how hard i was working. the noble effort i made to not sneeze while david ortiz was here. >> seth: obviously you've never seen this before. this is a half red sox and half yankees controller in honor of you. that's pretty great. >> a lot of fight. >> seth: a lot of fight. [ laughter ] what is your -- do you have a favorite memory here at the end? >> well, you know -- [ sneeze ] >> seth: sorry. >> seth: so apologies. apologies to big papi but also thank you so much for coming on. all right, moving on. we talked about it last night, donald trump and hillary clinton f

i know i come here and i know most of you and i smile but my pain is still there even though i am smiling in your face and hugging you. my pain is still there and i want you to know that that i am real serious about this. i want justice for my son. i keep bringing up these other young people. i stand for these mothers. there's another mother's anniversary tomorrow, september 15, and she called me and asked me to stand with her and everyday i get those calls from those mothers i go through my pain again, but i need to stay strong so i can stand with them and i called her all day. i haven't heard from her but i will be there for her tomorrow. her case isn't solved either so still look at these faces and those new investigators that are coming look at cases. look at these young men that mothers are still suffering. i want to bring that up again. mayor gavin newsom when he was mayor he knew who killed my son. the da knew who killed my son. the police know who killed my son. they can name individuals, their home addresses, and their names . you have all the names of the perpetrators that murde

so i mean, i was -- i kind of -- i did the best i could. actually when i graduated. >> seth: really? >> yeah, which is -- >> seth: that's nice. >> that's good. >> seth: i guess it's nice, right? >> it is but here's the same. i had most ambitious but i should have had another accolade. and i'm not blowing own horn but i was this close to being most attractive in my senior class. >> seth: there you go. it's okay. don't be ambitious about this. >> i am being ambitious about it. [ laughter ] >> seth: this is so like you. >> no i know, see i have to have it. i have to have it. >> seth: so what happened? was there just a better looking guy? >> no, it was called, he was my cousin and -- [ light laughter ] and i found out after the fact cause he went around and paid people. i'm not kidding. he walked around paying people to vote for him. and our senior class is like a hundred people. so to basically get the deciding vote he handed like maybe $50 out. which is a lot money for him but he wanted to get that award. >> seth: i hope he also won most like

i love it. this piece is so you. i know, right? i saw it and i was just like "i have to have it..."why we're there, with renters insurance, when things go wrong... but also here, with a rewards credit card, to help life go right. state farm. he's making it up. of course, anyone who commits a violent crime needs to be prosecuted -- and put behind bars. narrator: katie mcginty will keep us safe -- more police on the streets, better training and equipment, and take on the gun lobby for gun safety laws. katie: i'm the daughter of a police officer, and the mother of three. i'll stand with law enforcement to fight crime, and protect our families. i'm katie mcginty, and i approve this message. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: welcome back. quick question here -- anyone here use the bathroom? i don't anymore because i'm too famous, i don't use it anymore. ( laughter ) remember that bill they passed in north carolina last spring, telling transgender people which bathrooms they couldn't use? well, last week, a federal judge blocked the university of north carolina from enforcing that law

>> i do, i do. i read the "new york times" every day, along with-- well, it used to be everybody else in my building, and now it's just me. there's one little sad newspaper on the floor of the elevator. >> stephen: really? >> yeah. >> stephen: they just leave it on the elevator? >> i go get it, yeah. >> stephen: seems like that's a fire hazard. don't put your galaxy note 7 on top of that newspaper. >> yeah, i still eye mean, you know, i scroll everybody else. >> stephen: yeah, but people don't generally read articles anymore. >> no they just look at who's ahead in the election and, you know, who took ( bleep ) today. >> stephen: again. >> things like that. >> stephen: something i can't say on cbs. thank you very much. >> no, you can. >> stephen: you know what john slattery? ( bleep ) you. ( applause ) sadly, "mad men" is mow longer. do you miss it at all? >> stephen: nice threads, though, man. especially if you're a nice thin guy like you, thinitize. >> super tie i don't miss them upon. they smell b