illya kuryakin. you new left or old left? oh, i favor the moderately conservative left, slightly to the right of rasputin. who decided on the demonstration? that was gregory's idea. -regory? -regory haymish, our off-campus agitator. every group has one, you know. tion. i see. may i? thank you. don't mention it. go home, u.n.c.l.e.! go home! beautiful. beautiful. greg, illya 's just joined the group. welcome. l right, group, i wanna hear rebellion! down with u.n.c.l.e.! what's the matter? i don't want daddy to see me. daddy? this is dean dwight. may i have your attention, please? quiet, everybody. this demonstration is in violation of university rules. please disperse immediately. go home! unless you disperse immediately, i shall order the campus police to take appropriate measures. boo! this is your last chance. unless you disperse immediately, you will all be arrested. come on, what are you waiting for? all right, officers, do your duty. you're not supposed to cooperate. not even a little? absolutely not. police brutality! h

illya, what are you doing here? oh, oh, i know. it has something to do with that business in the dorm, doesn't it? something like that. i'm sure everything will work out. i hope so. i'll walk you to the car. i'm worried about daddy. why? um, nothing specific. well, it's just that he's been acting peculiar. how peculiar? very. his oldest friend is silas neary. he's a psychology professor. bye, illya. bye. she's suspicious. so are they. if we give them enough time... the time's already run out. k the moment has arrived for you and daddy to have a little talk about the facts of life. how'd he seem to you? like an absent-minded dean. mr. waverly says he's all right, he's probably all right. wouldn't do any harm to talk to his friend dr. neary. all that year, i was terrible frustrated. pressures, anxieties, you know, and then the next year when i entered seventh grade, it was even worse. my father wanted me to make good marks me to go out on the baseball team. i suppose it's just typical problem, but... -dr. neary. -yes? we'd like to ta

illya. illya, come in. seems strange, darlene... i'm sorry, miss sims. please, please, darlene. thank you, darlene. different cultures, different background. we've known each other now for, what, all of ten minutes? and yet i feel that i've known you always. that's a very...ery nice thing to say, cesare. no, these words don't come very easily, dear. i've never said them before. uh, darlene, you have to excuse george and i, we do? we do. oh, we do. let me get the check. oh please, allow me. we couldn't do that. i insist. nobility still has some privileges, you know. well, thanks a lot, count. if you're ever in santa monica, maybe we can buy you a dinner. you are most kind. goodbye, we'll see you later. goodnight mrs. sparks. goodnight, goodnight. may i propose that we leave too now. not to write postcards though. where? where do you want to go? for a ride through the night? it is a beautiful night and a beautiful city. room 114, which way. uh that way, sir. illya? what... it's a broom closet. what time is it? a little after ten. same night? you all right? somebody tried to strang