introduced me this way: "so now, ladies and gentlemen we have a young-- young, uh, im--improv-- im--improught, "what?" and i came out and i thought, "gosh, i don't even have a drum." but... and of course, ed said "i'm sorry, uh it's little richard, isn't it?" i said, "no, ed, it's rich little." "oh, that's right. richard little." georgie jessel pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made 'em cry. when the boys came out to play georgie jessel ran away. it's a great number, get on with the next card. here is henny youngman. will you take my wife? please? (ed sullivan) there's our daffy little friend, joan rivers. a girl you're 30 years old, you're not married you're an old maid. a man, he's 90 years old, he's not married he's a catch. it's a whole different thing! isn't that so? yes, yes! young alan king. i don't usually drink in the afternoon but when i fly... i fly. i don't know how they get those things up in the air, and until i do i'm going on loaded or with handcuffs, that's the only way to get me on. -what's the owl say? -hoot! -take off the t. -toot! no, no, no, no say it backwards.