, no, inna new york city, yo!m is "life is good" the number-zero album in america. good night, everybody. (cheers and applause) dennis: frank, i'd like to thank you for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime. frank: whatever. i hope they have some cool, exotic creatures for us to fiddle around with and play with. mac: dennis, we're going to an animal rights event. there's gonna be all sorts of exotic creatures there. - you think so? - sweet dee: oh. they better have some cool stuff at this thing. i mean, the money i laid out for this charity-- they could have built a zoo. yeah. actually, guys, zoos are animal prisons. see, i've been boning up on my animal rights literature so i can have some talking points with chase. he's a big animal rights lover, and he's gonna be there. security is not gonna let you go anywhere near chase utley, bro. those creepy letters you've been writing him? you've got to be on a list somewhere. what are you giving me (bleep) for, okay? - oh! - dee's the one going after ryan howard all of

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