jimmy: so you did. >> i got a jack nicholson impersonator to be my best man. good, man. >> he was amazing! he's amazing. and i wrote him this whole speech, you know, so he could come out and be like -- [ as nicholson ] "paul and june are as good as it gets." you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's pretty good. >> "yeah, being at this wedding, i can cross it off my bucket list." but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but he was like, he couldn't remember any of the stuff. and he'd be like, "can you put it on a teleprompter for me?" i was like, "well, it's a wedding. i can't put it on a teleprompter." he was like, "all right, i'll try." and i think he had a couple beers before he came out, because he started just forgetting his jack nicholson lines and he just started saying like, "yummy, yummy." [ laughter ] like, what is that? what is that? that was creepy. and then he goes, "sorry i was late, but i was at a pool party at roman polanski's house." [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, my-- >> that's creepy. >> jimmy: uncalled for at a wedding. "yummy

. >> does jack nicholson creep in. >> yes. >> was he -- does he leave with the -- i actually like theand i've always thought that. and it may not make me in the majority but that doesn't matter to me, but somebody like jack nicholson if you are going if go the other way and lead the archetypal movie type, it is him on the boat in san trope and girls and beer and pizza. >> yes, and every book that anybody who has ever written under his book. he is one of the most intelligent boxes of firewood that ever walked the earth. >> how would you like to be remembered? if you could write your own tombstone, your own epitaph after the. >> i'd like to erase some of my children's memories of me and boost the good ones. how i'd like to be remembered? listen, i don't want to be remembered angry but i'm willing to continue being angry about a few things. >> what about i'm still angry? >> it's time for my kids. i don't care if i don't remember it, i don't think. i'm totally willing to believe there's a good but when someone tells me there's a god it's is a punch line the same as telling me that there's

starring jack nicholson. i'm sorry. it's about pension funds maximizing their own profit. fetched. here's what i think happened. i think the tattoo guy put a hot girl on his leg, right? the tattoo guy (beep) and then you're like screw it. just throw a bobo-fet helmet on it. we'll call it even. that's what i think he did. get a tattoo of boba-fet as a woman. i don't believe that that was the original intent. i believe the original intent was like i love i dream of jeany. why don't you put her on my leg. they (beep) her face. i'll put a helmet on that. obviously we were off last week. so we have a lot to catch up. last we left off i believe rick perry's entrance into the "please don't make us vote for romney" republican race. perry before he ever uttered a word shot to the top of the field. unfortunately running for president does require a good deal of word uttering. which perry's done on four separate debate occasions. >> is it the mitt romney that was on the side of against the second amendment before he was for the second amendment? was it... before he was before the soc

. >> and what happened in that hot tub with jack nicholson. >> he was still in the tub and i climbed down and he reached up and shook my hand and looked right in my eyes, nowhere else and he said that was beautiful, honey. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >> juan williams made headlines when he was fired from national public radio after making controversy comments about muslims. now he's written a book called "muzzled" and he joins me to have an honest debate. >> good to be here. >> you feel you've been muzzled? >> once they fire you piers. >> you've gone on to bigger and better things. >> i agree. >> fabulously successful, rich, writing best selling books. you know, it hasn't gone too badly. you haven't exactly been gagged. >> well, when they take the microphone away and take away an audience i absolutely loved at national public radio, i think in essence what they're saying is you're muzzled. they're saying i violated their journalistic ethics and standards by saying what was the truth, my feeling that i get anxious when i'm in an airport and i see people in muslim garbs given wh

. >> piers: and what happened in that hot tub be with jack nicholson. >> he was still in the tub, climbed out, reached up, shook my hand, looked right in my eyes, nowhere else. >> juan williams made headlines when he was fired from national public radio after making controversy comments about muslims. now he's written a book called "muzzled" and he joins me to have an honest debate. >> good to be here. >> you feel you've been muzzled? >> once they fire you piers. >> you've gone on to bigger and better things. >> i agree. >> fabulously successful, rich, writing best selling books. you know, it hasn't gone too badly. you haven't exactly been gagged. >> well, when they take the microphone away and take away an audience i absolutely loved at national public radio, i think in essence what they're saying is you're muzzled. they're saying i violated their journalistic ethics and standards by saying what was the truth, my feeling that i get anxious when i'm in an airport and i see people in muslim garbs given what happened on 9/11. >> let's play the exact offending quote. >> good. >> in realtime.

. >> my favorite was jack nicholson, hands down. >> it was perfect. >> i'm amazed how he so effortlesslyion to the next. it's pretty amazing. >> flawless. >> his impressions get me. i like stalking the youtube web of watching people impersonate other people. >> z is z end, where everything halts, including our close-up. it's a great christopher waltz. >> a group of guys set out to find the answer to the gazillion dollar question -- what does good look like and what does he mean to you? >> if we had an idea of what he looks like, we wouldn't be able to be on this earth. >> god is indescribable. >> i'm an athiest. >> there's got to be something. >> the documentary is called "god in the box" it follows nathan and his crew on the explanation to find out the answer to those two questions. >> what does god mean to me. >> what does good look like to you? >> one of the producers is our very own nick calderon. and he is skyping with us today from the film festival in indianapolis, did you guys ever figure out what does good look like? >> we got a lot of different answers from 160 different people

. >>> whitey bulger was the inspiration for jack nicholson's character in "the departed." >>> and ifyou're waiting for someone to get home, let's check on the traffic with kristi braelin. >> 180 is closed at laughlin road because of the accident. your best bet would be to take philadelphia road or 95 as your alternate. northbound 95 that's up there. 95 slow on 215 over to 175. we also have an accident northbound 95 at white marsh boulevard sitting on the right shoulder. 15 minutes from the internet to harper road and the outer loop also slows down from york road to charles street in that direction. traffic moving at about 35 miles per hour. in westminster we do have an accident there at baltimore boulevard at bethel and in baltimore city o' donald street. we do have congestion on the belt way. this traffic report is brought to you by aaa auto insurance. visit aaa.com use it for all its worth. >>> he was one of the greatest players to wear a baltimore ravens uniform. hundreds of fans turned out to greet number 89. >> back in the day. >> reporter: gino marketi will be 86 in january, he

. >> and this movie will focus on rise to power as a gangster while serving as an informant, jack nicholson'sracter was based on this character. >>> the parents talk to wjz a day after their courtroom win against the state. >>> and fighting bullies in a baltimore school, find out the person who's behind an emotional new program. check in for more on these stories coming up at 6:00 now. >> still to come tonight on wjz's eyewitness news, the controversial vaccine being recommended for girls is now being recommended ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, when it comes to drinking coffee, it may be a good thing. 20% lower -- of developing cancer. drinking decaffeinated -- >>> federal health advisors are believing that a vaccine given to girls should be given to boys. the shots protect against a sexually transmitted virus. >>> susie silver thought it was in her son's best interest to have him vaccinated against the human papillomavirus. >> making sure that he stays safe, making sure the women he's with in the future are safe. >> now a government panel is recommending all 11 and 12-year- old boys receive the vaccination t

host: you have managed to denunciate all three branches of our government, we don't want to have jack nicholson and to say you have to bridges left. all three branches are complicity in the erosion of our liberty and the target of your concern. we have not talked much about that. would do you think about the accord's? >> guest: met me be clear. i am glad you read the passage but there's a lot of stuff in the book and some who really do and opinions. [laughter] but here is the problem. one of the things that you know, is president bush although the patron act gave him all sorts of powers to do surveillance, he wanted more therefore he started the national security agency without going to congress that terrorist surveillance program going on for several years before that near times exposed this was going on because people in the agency were so troubled they had all of this power it was secret nobody knew they were doing. a terrible problem. when that was exposed, congress the president went to congress and said they said okay and actually gave him a little more power than he claimed for himself.

i'm their number one -- after jack nicholson, so to speak. >> can you play as well? >> i couldn't skate with a gun to my head. >> you can certainly write and certainly sing. this cd showcases your musicianship as a guitarist. >> there's a good bit of guitar on there. i'm proudest of the song writing. it continues to improve. that's the whole point. >> tell us about the song "threaten me with heaven." >> i wrote that with amy and two other fellows. will was the guy that was responsible for getting the four of us together to write. and we wrote that song and unfortunately after i recorded it, will took his own life. >> did you see that coming? >> it was -- as hard as it was, it didn't surprise you. >> people battle their demons, don't they? >> yeah. >> the album is not just all about that sort of thing. although there's another friend as well. your daughter sings on that one. >> she does, yeah. >> tell us about that song. >> my daughter, corrina, she's 10. in the fifth grade. she loves music. she's all the time asking me to play something on the cd player. bless you. >

. >> does jack nicholson creep in. >> yes. >> was he -- does he leave with the -- i actually like the way you lead your life and it's incred blib admirable and i've always thought that. and it may not make me in the majority but that doesn't matter. if you're going to go the other way and lead the way -- >> he's the most intelligence box of fireworks they're walked the earth. >> how would you like to be remembered? if you could write your own tombstone, your own ep after the. >> i'd like to erase some of my children's memories of me and boost the good ones. how i'd like to be remembered? listen, i don't want to be remembered angry but i'm willing to continue being angry about a few things. >> what about i'm still angry? >> it's time for my kids. i don't care if i don't remember it, i don't think. i'm totally willing to believe there's a good but when someone tells me there's a god it's is same as telling me there's not a god. i'm happy with the mystery. i think it will all go black and i don't really care and i just want my kids to be happy and my friends have a good laugh at the fune

we don't want to have jack nicholson attacked -- all three branches are complicity if you will in the liberty and target if you're concerned. talk about that tangentially what do you think about the court's? >> guest: let me be clear i'm glad you read the passage but there's a lot of stuff in the book and some judges who give several opinions in the were accidental -- [laughter] here's the problem. let me give you an example. one of the things that happened as you also know, president bush even though the patriot act had given him all sorts of powers he could use to do surveillance and other things he wanted more and therefore he started the national security agency without going to congress. the terrorist surveillance program. what went on for several years before the exposed this is what is actually going on. he said people within the agency or so troubled by the fact they had all this power and was secret and nobody knew what they were doing and it was a terrible problem. so it was exposed. congress again agreed the president went to congress which he should have done in the first

we don't want to have jack nicholson attack you still have two branches left. all three branches are complicity come if you will come in your erosion or liberty and the target of your concern. we haven't talked about the court tangentially. what you to give the courts? >> guest: let me be clear. i'm glad you read the passage, but there is lot in the book and there are some judges who give rise to the location and several opinions i think are admirable. >> host: and agree with you. >> guest: of course. [laughter] here's the problem, let me give you an example. one of the things that happened as you also know, president bush -- even though the patriot act to defend him all sorts of powers to the surveillance and other things -- he wanted more and he started the national security searches without going to congress. >> host: the surveillance program. >> guest: terror surveillance program and that went on for years before "the new york times" exposed what was going on jack goldsmith said because people in the agency were troubled by the fact they have all this power

yes based on 2003 movie, jack nicholson and sandler. he's coming back to the small screen., particularly when charlie hasn't been the most stable of celebrities. the last several months. he is coming back. fx airs repeats of "two and a half men" another network gambling on charlie sheen. >> he is a big star. i do like re-runs on fx. >> a great show. >> some one that could use anger management training. michael lohan arrested again, second time in two days. take a look at the video from tmz. this is in florida. he apparently tried to escape from the police. he jumped three stories, got stuck in a tree. he had to go not only to jail but also to the hospital. because he apparently really hurt his foot. he jumped from the third floor balcony of his hotel room into the tree and see him being dragged away from police. again video courtesy of who else, tmz, always seeming to be there when the lohans are breaking down. >> every other day. i have been harsh about lindsay on the show. the more i see the famil all in the genes. i am sympathetic. you have some insight into how crazy he

it is an a dapation of the movie, you'd have sheen playing the jack nicholson part.ing to order an additional 90. i know that sounds like a lot, but this is this new production model for networks. this is a big deal for sheen and his production company. the movie makes sense for the network. fx owns the rights to the film and it airs reruns of sheen's old show and is known for other edgey shows. my question, if the show's not going to debut until next summer, which will sheen do to stay relevant to headlines? i don't really want to wonder that. >> the show that he is in is "anger management." it's a great story. thanks very much. if you want information on everything breaking in the entertainment world, a.j.'s got it this evening on "showbiz tonight." 11:00 p.m. on hln. >>> want to bring you something just in to cnn. reuters is reporting that a gunman fired shots in the u.s. embassy in the bosnian capital. cnn is making calls to the embassy and will bring you more information as we get it. >>> cnn heroes. ordinary people who do extraordinary things. we will honor all

remember jack nicholson in "the shining" talk quietly and directly and let them know you mean businessthe way? >> it's a mixed bag. sometimes women have their wild and sometimes men can play the buddy thing but no advantage to either. >> if you go into a big box store and you're looking for a refrigerator, for example, and, you know, the door has been open and closed a few times. it may have a scratch on it. you can save significantly because it's not new and it might not matter to you. >> you point out to them this is not in perfect shape. >> oh, absolutely. you can get $50, a hundred dollars off because they are not able to move that item to somebody who wants the perfect thing. >> ron buehrle, good information. >> my pleasure. >>> up next, her viral video leads to a dream come true for this little girl. we will all of this week's hottest trends in social media coming up. ♪ >> announcer:. announcer: this portion of "the early show" sponsored by sponsored by prudential. it's the first of more than 6,000 sunrises the average retiree will see. ♪ as we're living longer than ever before,

in fact, jack nicholson once played him in prison.ho th tipster. >>> also, whether minors are allowed to fake-bake. one state just banned them. elizabeth cohen with what you need to know, next. >>> young people under the age of 18 from january on will be legally banned from going to indoor tanning salons or using any type of ultraviolet uv tanning device in the state of california. this is the first time any state has cracked down that hard on the fake tan industry. elizabeth cohen is here. i tell you what, earlier today, this whole pod this got us into quite a little discussion and on twitter as well. explain. so the governor of california says he's doing this for a very good reason. >> right. he says because he knows that science shows that if you start using tanning beds at a young age, it's far worse than if you start off as an adult. i think this number says it all. what they found is that if you start using a tanning bed before age 30 you increase your cancer risk by 75%. >> wow! >> so that is quite a bit. >> so how is this enfo

alisyn: but acclaim, we don't know how it will hold up to the original, but "the departed", that jack nicholsonnd matt damon, considered to have done. >> mike: what is that a remake of. >> alisyn: internal affairs. >> mike: not long ago, ten years ago that didn't wait long for the remake. remade it like five years later. >> dave: that's an example of a great remake. i think a tremendous movie. >> mike: let's go with a stinker my book, "psycho" and remade with anne heche. >> dave: i forgot this was a remake. >> mike: yes, and vince vaughan. wasn't in just after anne heche said she came out as a lesbian and blue the chemistry. >> alisyn: she was heterosexual back again? >> i don't know. >> alisyn: i'm confused, a remake. >> dave: focusing on remaking, no, my point was. not all remakes are horrible, not all are great. what are your favorites. >> mike: yeah. >> dave: what do you think, was there one that comes to mind. departed. >> alisyn: departed was great and the point that the writer made, fur he' going to remake psycho, make it great. don't do a lousy remake after chafshg. >> dave: dirty danci