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shoo. ( "road runner" plays ) jake. ( firmer ): jake. it was on when i came in. yeah, right.t did i tell you about leaving juice boxes on my piano? how do you know it's mine? oh, come on. who else around here drinks "transylvania goofy juice"? good point. and another thing, were you on the deck feeding the seagulls again? sorry, i forgot. okay. we need to talk. love you, uncle charlie. look, we don't feed the seagulls because you can't get rid of them. and we don't leave the doors and windows open because we get all kinds of bugs and crap flying in the house. okay. no, no, no. don't just say, "okay." this is not the grown-up telling the kid what to do. this is just two guys agreeing how to live together. are we cool? yeah, cool. hey. what's going on? nothing. was he watching tv? no. jake, i have to run a quick errand, so why don't you wash and dress and when i get back we'll do something fun. can we watch tv? go. where are you off to? uh, the, uh, uh... grocery store. you're going to judith's, aren't you? ( scoffs ) no. then where are you going? judith's. oh, alan. i have to.
shoo. ( "road runner" plays ) jake. ( firmer ): jake. it was on when i came in. yeah, right.t did i tell you about leaving juice boxes on my piano? how do you know it's mine? oh, come on. who else around here drinks "transylvania goofy juice"? good point. and another thing, were you on the deck feeding the seagulls again? sorry, i forgot. okay. we need to talk. love you, uncle charlie. look, we don't feed the seagulls because you can't get rid of them. and we don't leave the...
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sorry, jake. they looked at before and after pictures of people who have done work before and only saw a small and insignificant increase in attractiveness. the surgery recipients only looked three years younger. i believe we have examples. here is a 73-year-old man who had work done around his mouth, i believe. and this is a 46-year-old woman who i guess wanted to look a little younger. terrible. and here is a 25-year-old woman who i think we can all agree looks pretty enticing. she wanted to look like a washing machine. imogen, you have had some work done. we have a before picture. >> great. >> it is incredible what they did to you in the "hawaii five-o" days. plastic surgery doesn't look better unless you had a disfiguring accident. >> the point is how the people who have it done see themselves. 10 million people have plastic surgery in america last year. they do it because they want to make themselves feel better. it has nothing to do with what other people think of them. >> jake, i believe we
sorry, jake. they looked at before and after pictures of people who have done work before and only saw a small and insignificant increase in attractiveness. the surgery recipients only looked three years younger. i believe we have examples. here is a 73-year-old man who had work done around his mouth, i believe. and this is a 46-year-old woman who i guess wanted to look a little younger. terrible. and here is a 25-year-old woman who i think we can all agree looks pretty enticing. she wanted to...
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jake, jack, i want you to police the streets. these fires could pop up anywhere. wendy and i will work here. kenny? >> yeah, billy? >> billy: you're on pavement patrol, you got that? >> got it. (gasping) look before you open your door, sir! >> you sure you don't want me to drive? >> sorry buddy, but under this hood is a 467 horsepower, fuel injected engine. it's not qte that tractor you're used to driving. >> a simple no would have done. >> kid: daddy, spray me with the water! >> i'm going to get you! i'm going to get you! >> no! >> i'm ready, billy. >> let's move out. i'm going in. i have to get that hole plugged, and fast. (yelling) pat, we need erv. how long before we get him? >> i don't know. i need more time! >> try as hard as you can. >> kenny, this is roger. come in please. >> kenny ride, here. >> i've been tracking the underground fire and it's headed toward the local dirt bike track. do you know where that is? >> kenny: sure do, and i'm on my way. >> it's not going to be that easy, comet. >> i need you to warn your neighbour about the water situation. let
jake, jack, i want you to police the streets. these fires could pop up anywhere. wendy and i will work here. kenny? >> yeah, billy? >> billy: you're on pavement patrol, you got that? >> got it. (gasping) look before you open your door, sir! >> you sure you don't want me to drive? >> sorry buddy, but under this hood is a 467 horsepower, fuel injected engine. it's not qte that tractor you're used to driving. >> a simple no would have done. >> kid: daddy,...
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i'm jake tapper. we begin our world lead with this breaking news on a major terrorism investigation. for nearly a year, the family of those killed at the diplomatic post in benghazi have been waiting for answers. >> here's what she told him. >> the investigative team did not even try to contact him, he says. now there is major news about this suspect in the benghazi attacks. i want to welcome cnn's new justice reporter, evan perez, to "the lead." what you have learned? >> the first criminal charges have been filed, we've been told, in new york under seal. ackman is the person being charged and the investigation is continuing and they're still working on perhaps bringing charges against other individuals but this is a major individual in the case. >> and who is he? >> he is a leader of one of the many militias that the government is dependent upon to help manage libya because the government doesn't fully control every part of their territory. >> president obama promised that justice would be served, th
i'm jake tapper. we begin our world lead with this breaking news on a major terrorism investigation. for nearly a year, the family of those killed at the diplomatic post in benghazi have been waiting for answers. >> here's what she told him. >> the investigative team did not even try to contact him, he says. now there is major news about this suspect in the benghazi attacks. i want to welcome cnn's new justice reporter, evan perez, to "the lead." what you have learned?...
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i'm jake tapper. welcome to "the lead." we'll begin with the national lead. you might think volcanos are erupting over the horizon. this is not the pacific room. this is smack dab in the middle of idaho. right now nine wildfires are burning across the state. this is the biggest one, the beaver creek fire, 1,000 acres and growing. 2,200 homes are under a mandatory evacuation. sun valley is a ski area, some homes owned by actors. beth lund, you've described this fire as having an angry personality. is it different from fires that you've dealt with in the past? >> well, jake, it's similar to fires -- it's just that on this situation we just have some really extreme weather conditions. extremely dry fuels and wind, unstable air mass and all of those things combined have just made this fire just go all directions some days and it's really been hard to get the troops in the right place at the right time. >> the forecast is calling for rain as you know. i guess the big question is will that give you some rel
i'm jake tapper. welcome to "the lead." we'll begin with the national lead. you might think volcanos are erupting over the horizon. this is not the pacific room. this is smack dab in the middle of idaho. right now nine wildfires are burning across the state. this is the biggest one, the beaver creek fire, 1,000 acres and growing. 2,200 homes are under a mandatory evacuation. sun valley is a ski area, some homes owned by actors. beth lund, you've described this fire as having an angry...
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i'm jake tapper. it's time for more buried news.ddy bear and a house cat. no, sharknado fans, this isn't the sci-fi aimed at the younger demo. scientists say they discovered the olinguito. it turns out the zoo had one but it was mistaken for a sister species. zoologists got suspicious when they tried to mate her with the wrong animal. they decided she wasn't just playing hard to get, it was more complicated as in it's not you, it's me, i'm an olinguito. zoo keepers in china thought they were seeing a brand new species for the first time when that lion in front of them barked. a tibetan mastiff was put in a cage when the real lion was sent away to breed. the lion says woof? hope she didn't have to explain where the real lion was at the time. also in buried, a guy you can't keep hidden away for long. 80-year-old regis philbin returns as host of "crowd goes wild" on the new fox sports 1 network. he's a devoted fame of notre dame and the new york yankees. let's hope he can get them some much deserved media attention. >> still to come, t
i'm jake tapper. it's time for more buried news.ddy bear and a house cat. no, sharknado fans, this isn't the sci-fi aimed at the younger demo. scientists say they discovered the olinguito. it turns out the zoo had one but it was mistaken for a sister species. zoologists got suspicious when they tried to mate her with the wrong animal. they decided she wasn't just playing hard to get, it was more complicated as in it's not you, it's me, i'm an olinguito. zoo keepers in china thought they were...
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i'm jake tapper, this is "the lead." p.m. addressing the troops while yemen sell it foiled an al qaeda terror plot, but apparently not the went that let to a worldwide alert? we'll get answers straight from the state department in just a few moments. >>> the national league, her husband was one of the 19 elite firefighters killed together in arizona. now she says she's not getting the full death benefits she desperately needs to raise their four children on her own. we'll talk to her momentarily. >>> the sports lead, a braves pitcher tries to teach the nationals' bryce harper some human milt. needless to say the -- these deals bench-clearing brawls don't end, they just move to twitter. good afternoon, everyone. i'm jake tapper. we begin with the world lead. right now president obama is speaking to troops and their families in california's camp pendleton, hess last stop on his trip out west. this as the world remains under a vaguely defined terror threat which led the state department to close 19 embassies around the world thi
i'm jake tapper, this is "the lead." p.m. addressing the troops while yemen sell it foiled an al qaeda terror plot, but apparently not the went that let to a worldwide alert? we'll get answers straight from the state department in just a few moments. >>> the national league, her husband was one of the 19 elite firefighters killed together in arizona. now she says she's not getting the full death benefits she desperately needs to raise their four children on her own. we'll...
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. >> jake: all you have to do is put on the fire retardant panels. >> but, i don't have a password, and you need one to use this car. >> jake: shmoopy. >> okay, but now's not the time to be buttering me up. >> no, that's my password. it was the name of my mother's dog. never mind, just say it. >> shmoopy. >> sure hope this works. good luck guys. >> thanks, roger. alright ariel, everything's good to go. >> okay, gil. hit the switch!
. >> jake: all you have to do is put on the fire retardant panels. >> but, i don't have a password, and you need one to use this car. >> jake: shmoopy. >> okay, but now's not the time to be buttering me up. >> no, that's my password. it was the name of my mother's dog. never mind, just say it. >> shmoopy. >> sure hope this works. good luck guys. >> thanks, roger. alright ariel, everything's good to go. >> okay, gil. hit the switch!
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what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake uh... khakis. she sounds hideous.s a guy, so... [ male announcer another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ >>> welcome back to "our world with black enterprise." we're here with an expert panel and we're discussing the issue of what does it mean to be black in the 21st century. now, before we broke, toray had made a point about black people saying something that's far more difficult to get our arms around now. he argued to some extent the only experience we have the common experience of racism. >> we look at the long-term effects of that. 35% are in poverty. when we think about race and obesity. when we think about race and incarceration. 42% now of teaming ingteenagers and 20 are unemployed. we have a generation of young people who are not being socialized in work. when you look at the long-term trend how might the situations that i identify with -- in other words, how might i invoke james baldwin's act of piety. my task is to raise the baby. what does that mean? that's not about black
what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake uh... khakis. she sounds hideous.s a guy, so... [ male announcer another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ >>> welcome back to "our world with black enterprise." we're here with an expert panel and we're discussing the issue of what does it mean to be black in the 21st century. now, before we broke, toray had made a point about black people saying something that's far more difficult to get...
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here's jake capptapper. >>> i'm jake tapper. this is "the lead." if you were hoping to hear this horror of a man take responsibility for his ambassadoactions, you're going to be disappointed. and she was the first one castro kidnapped. she caught some of the worst of his abuse and today she was the only one to face him down in the courtroom. her brave words to the man who stole a decade of her life and trapped her in hell. >> and our world lead, edward snowden escapes his purgatory for what passes for freedom in russia. asylum granted after a 39-day layover. the wanted man has a new home in russia, at least for now. what does vladimir putin's government expect in return? good afternoon, everyone. welcome to "the lead." we'll begin with the national lead. it's rare that after we read of an unspeakable evil that we get to hear from the perpetrator himself. other than the occasional video from osama bin laden and the like, often those who commit horrific acts are kept from the lime light and disappear forever, like the aurora shooter or the boston mar
here's jake capptapper. >>> i'm jake tapper. this is "the lead." if you were hoping to hear this horror of a man take responsibility for his ambassadoactions, you're going to be disappointed. and she was the first one castro kidnapped. she caught some of the worst of his abuse and today she was the only one to face him down in the courtroom. her brave words to the man who stole a decade of her life and trapped her in hell. >> and our world lead, edward snowden escapes...
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-- >> he prefers jake. -- jake nat.we put nato at the end of everyone's name buck will get upset. if buck gets upset things happen. >> when buck gets upset, a "sharknado" happens. >> you said you are shocked to learn there are other states other than new york and california. i can't imagine why they call us elitists. >> i like show business and that's it. >> give me your book. >> i like show business and that's about it. >> jedediah, i don't want to interrupt, but can i bring something up? according to the study, louisiana came in for the worst accent. i think it is the worst accent not only in the country, but the world. the cajun accent is fantastic. >> the massachusetts accent is the worst though. >> awful. >> there is something about it. i agree with who ever -- somebody said that the southern accent intensities the hotness of a woman. >> that would be this guy. >> that wok the buck nado. >> southern ladies, tweet me. >> all of the hotness of kevin specey though. >> absolutely. >> i always found the genteel southern
-- >> he prefers jake. -- jake nat.we put nato at the end of everyone's name buck will get upset. if buck gets upset things happen. >> when buck gets upset, a "sharknado" happens. >> you said you are shocked to learn there are other states other than new york and california. i can't imagine why they call us elitists. >> i like show business and that's it. >> give me your book. >> i like show business and that's about it. >> jedediah, i don't...
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>> hi, jake.e type of risk that we're looking at is in the realms of say a mother who decides to have children at an older age, a mother who has got potentially birth complications or complications that the unborn child experiences in the uterus. so we're talking about, say, an elevated risk of 30-odd percent, as you said. >> but that's not an elevated risk from all pregnant women who would induce or augment labor, it's just for ones who are in high-risk groups? >> no, what we found from our birth cohort, so the university i michigan's birth cohort we looked at, it took 65,000 births in north carolina and married them to educational records and we're able to identify from that set the children who had autism and then the children whose mothers were induced or augmented. here we're looking at an association, we're not necessarily looking at cause-and-effect type relationship. it could be the sicircumstances that dictated the use of drugs to induce or augment the birth or the maternal on child facto
>> hi, jake.e type of risk that we're looking at is in the realms of say a mother who decides to have children at an older age, a mother who has got potentially birth complications or complications that the unborn child experiences in the uterus. so we're talking about, say, an elevated risk of 30-odd percent, as you said. >> but that's not an elevated risk from all pregnant women who would induce or augment labor, it's just for ones who are in high-risk groups? >> no, what we...
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i'm jake tapper. this is "the lead." the world lead, president obama, secretary of state hillary clinton and others blamed him for the deadly attacks on the compound in benghazi. they were wrong but he went to jail anyway for violating the terms of his parole. the mystery man behind the film "innocence of muslims." and they say their stop & frisk" policy fights crime. but they say the real crime is being black. and the money lead, it looks like the world has found a cure for its blackberry addiction. now you can't give these things away. what happened? >> good afternoon, everyone. welcome to "the lead." some movement on the terror case that paralyzed the nation. while dzhokhar tsarnaev is awaiting trial in a prison sell, two of his best friends were in court today, both 19-year-old natives of kazakhstan studying in the united states pleaded not guilty today to charges of obstruction of justice. they were arrested following the bombing after police said they took key evidence from tsarnaev's dorm room
i'm jake tapper. this is "the lead." the world lead, president obama, secretary of state hillary clinton and others blamed him for the deadly attacks on the compound in benghazi. they were wrong but he went to jail anyway for violating the terms of his parole. the mystery man behind the film "innocence of muslims." and they say their stop & frisk" policy fights crime. but they say the real crime is being black. and the money lead, it looks like the world has found a...
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i'm jake tapper.i mubarak walked out of prison today, two years after his ouster during the arab spring revolution, but he's still not yet a free man. cnn's senior international correspondent nick paton walsh joins us live from cairo. nick, tell us about mubarak's release. >> reporter: well, there's technical reasons why he was let out, which is the last of three corruption charges he was facing. there's a court hearing. the lawyer said he's paid the money back and he's been in the jail longer than egyptian law allows without a conviction. that's why he was physically allowed out and there is a reason why we had incredible scenes of a blue and white helicopter landing into the prison where he's languished for over a year, moving him to a military hospital. much better conditions for an 85-year-old informed man. that helicopter lands, an ambulance whisks him inside, soldiers running in behind like the enemy's embracing almost its old figurehead for so many decades. but politically, it seems the militar
i'm jake tapper.i mubarak walked out of prison today, two years after his ouster during the arab spring revolution, but he's still not yet a free man. cnn's senior international correspondent nick paton walsh joins us live from cairo. nick, tell us about mubarak's release. >> reporter: well, there's technical reasons why he was let out, which is the last of three corruption charges he was facing. there's a court hearing. the lawyer said he's paid the money back and he's been in the jail...
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i'm jake tapper.riguez is slapped with a ban through next season, but you still may see him in pin stripes on the field tonight. >> and who is the fairest one of all? politicians rated. who takes the title for hottest politician in the land? and the same year that "jaws the reven revenge," the discovery channel made us terrified again by premiering shark week. it's 26 years later and it is bigger than ever. why are we so captivated by these killers of the sea? welcome back to "the lead." i'm jake tapper. now time for the sports lead. it is going to be an, well, awkward night in chicago. a-rod was just suspended from major league baseball until the 1015 season for his alleged use of performance-enhancing drugs. bizarrely he'll be playing third base for the white sox before the penalty kicks in thursday. travis joins me to talk about this. a-rod, who still denies these charges will not employ for 211 games. here's the statement from major league baseball. quote, rodriguez's disciplinend the joint drug p
i'm jake tapper.riguez is slapped with a ban through next season, but you still may see him in pin stripes on the field tonight. >> and who is the fairest one of all? politicians rated. who takes the title for hottest politician in the land? and the same year that "jaws the reven revenge," the discovery channel made us terrified again by premiering shark week. it's 26 years later and it is bigger than ever. why are we so captivated by these killers of the sea? welcome back to...
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i'm jake tapper. welcome to "the lead." breaking news in our national lead. moments ago governor chris christie gave a conditional veto for medical marijuana for sick children. he says he is sending the bill back and asking for two changes and then he says he'll sign it. one change, instead of edible forms of marijuana available for everyone, he wants it available only for minors. and two, though adults using medical marijuana only need to sign off with one physician, he wants children to receive approval from both a pediatrician and a psychiatrist in order to be able to get medical mayrijuana and only one of them needs to be registered with the state. this came just two days after a father publicly confronted and asked him -- begged him to sign the bill on behalf of his ailing 2-year-old daughter, vivian. >> we've been trying to get in touch with you. we're wondering what the holdup is. it's been two months now. >> these are complicated issues. >> it's simple. >> i know you think it's simple -- liste
i'm jake tapper. welcome to "the lead." breaking news in our national lead. moments ago governor chris christie gave a conditional veto for medical marijuana for sick children. he says he is sending the bill back and asking for two changes and then he says he'll sign it. one change, instead of edible forms of marijuana available for everyone, he wants it available only for minors. and two, though adults using medical marijuana only need to sign off with one physician, he wants...
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i'm jake tapper. welco welcome to "the lead." >> terrifying moments today when shots forced frightened kids outside the classroom and anxious parents racing to the scene. david mattingly joins us live with the latest. david, what is the story? >> reporter: jake, you might be able to hear a big cheer going up in the parking lot of this shopping center away from the school. this is the staging area where the children are now being brought to be reunited with their parents. it's been a very tense couple of hours, parents very upset, even though they know from authorities everyone is okay. finally the school buses are arriving. can you see them behind me. we're going to push in here to get a closer look for you. those buses are coming directly from the school to reunite the children now with their parents. what authorities are telling us isn't much right now, other than there was a single male shooter on campus there at the school. we don't know his identity, we don't know his motive. police aren't ready
i'm jake tapper. welco welcome to "the lead." >> terrifying moments today when shots forced frightened kids outside the classroom and anxious parents racing to the scene. david mattingly joins us live with the latest. david, what is the story? >> reporter: jake, you might be able to hear a big cheer going up in the parking lot of this shopping center away from the school. this is the staging area where the children are now being brought to be reunited with their parents....
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it's grossing out jake. jake's he, may agent. >> is hoda's deal done yet, jake? all right.e've got it taken care of, jimmy kimmell, everybody -- >> we're very sorry. >> jiminy cricket, everybody's deals are done. >> what does he do all day long? >> he works his patootie off. >> i bet he gets upset when it rains, what happens to his hair, right, jake? >> the first time i met jake, i have to point out -- >> sorry. >> it was a monsoon in new york. i was sitting in a restaurant. jake walked in drenched from head to toe, his suit drenched. he sat in the chair and held the meeting as if everything was normal. i loved it. i loved that. >> he's a good guy. you're very blessed. >> i know. >> very blessed. >> i know. and you are 60. >> hoda. you just said it. >> we're going to take a brief moment to offer my apologies. >> that's my favorite one. you know what a shot is -- it's all the way down. not that i've ever done one. oh, my gosh. she did it. oh, oh -- >> 60's good! [ laughter ] >> okay, hoda, woman. this is a first for nbc news, by the way. oh, my gosh. do you feel like you're
it's grossing out jake. jake's he, may agent. >> is hoda's deal done yet, jake? all right.e've got it taken care of, jimmy kimmell, everybody -- >> we're very sorry. >> jiminy cricket, everybody's deals are done. >> what does he do all day long? >> he works his patootie off. >> i bet he gets upset when it rains, what happens to his hair, right, jake? >> the first time i met jake, i have to point out -- >> sorry. >> it was a monsoon in new...
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i'm jake tapper. welcome to "the lead." we'll begin with the national lead and breaking news out of california where a dizzying rescue scene is unfolding. a tour bus carrying dozens of people flipped over on a busy stretch of highway about 20 miles outside los angeles. we're still trying to sort out the exact number of passengers hurt. but local media is reporting at least five people had to be flown by helicopter to trauma season terse. the cash shut down three lanes of traffic on interstate 210, turns parts of the highway into a virtual parking lot. officer gomez, thanks for being with us. there are any updates on the number injured and the severity of those injuries? >> we have a preliminary number of 46 people injured as a result of this traffic collision, most of which are moderate to minor injuries. we did have some trauma that were airlifted. we used three air helicopters to transport these victims to local hospitals. luckily none are life threatening. >> is there any idea about the cause of this crash? >> numerous w
i'm jake tapper. welcome to "the lead." we'll begin with the national lead and breaking news out of california where a dizzying rescue scene is unfolding. a tour bus carrying dozens of people flipped over on a busy stretch of highway about 20 miles outside los angeles. we're still trying to sort out the exact number of passengers hurt. but local media is reporting at least five people had to be flown by helicopter to trauma season terse. the cash shut down three lanes of traffic on...
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.ake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ (taps glass) you wanted to see me, boss? have a seat, scotty. nah, i'm... good. iad is recommending suspension-- 30 days, unpaid. just like that, huh? they're citing procedure, perimeter. you've been around long enough to know how it goes. so, do i just... leave now? if i thought you were wrong, you'd be gone by now. get back to work. yeah, but... i'm suspended, right? they recommended suspension. so, you got to come up with a counteroffer now, or something? do your job, scotty; let me do mine. samantha randall, some kids found her body washed up at fdr park. yup, it's a girl. not where i come from. i was a tomboy when i was little. used to beat my brotrs arm wrestling. guessing you didn't take it this far, though. to each their own. a classmate said samantha ly wore boys' clothes. until the night she died, that is. well, she was t
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.ake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ (taps glass) you wanted to see me, boss? have a seat, scotty. nah, i'm... good. iad is recommending suspension-- 30 days, unpaid. just like that, huh? they're citing procedure, perimeter. you've been around long enough to know how it goes. so, do i...
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please welcome jake johnson.s and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: nice to finally meet you. >> nice to finally meet you, jay. i'm honored to be here. >> jay: and i know you're from chicago, my favorite food town in the world. [ cheers and applause ] big chicago eater are you? >> yeah, you know, unfortunately i am. >> jay: yeah. you seem in good shape. >> now i'm in okay shape. >> jay: yeah. >> but when i booked "new girl" i was coming right off of living in chicago, you know, mr. beef's -- >> jay: mr. beef's on orleans, it's fantastic. >> deep dish pizza. >> jay: oh, and the seven layer pizza. >> yeah, the good stuff. >> jay: yeah, yeah. >> so i booked the pilot. and i'm really excited. it's the job of a lifetime. >> jay: right. >> can't believe it. and i get a call from my manager saying, congratulations. i know how you like method actors. you know, the daniel day-lewis' and the de niro's. he said, "now it's time for you to go a little method." and i go, "what do you mean?" and he goes, "you have to
please welcome jake johnson.s and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: nice to finally meet you. >> nice to finally meet you, jay. i'm honored to be here. >> jay: and i know you're from chicago, my favorite food town in the world. [ cheers and applause ] big chicago eater are you? >> yeah, you know, unfortunately i am. >> jay: yeah. you seem in good shape. >> now i'm in okay shape. >> jay: yeah. >> but when i booked "new girl"...
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm., jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ lupus has many symptoms. yet a survey suggests that half of americans living with lupus don't share all their symptoms with their doctor. they just put on a brave face. over time though, some symptoms may indicate organ damage. even the ones that don't feel like your lupus. every symptom matters. and now, on lupuscheck.com, there's a symptom checklist you can complete today and bring to your next appointment. because ignoring symptoms won't help your lupus. but sharing them with your doctor just might. [ female announcer ] pop in a whole new kind of clean with tide pods. three chambers. three times the stain removal power. pop in. stand out. faster than kenny can dodge a question. honey, how'd that test go? [ female announcer ] in just 60 seconds, you've got snack-defying, satisfying mmmm. totino's pizza
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm., jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ lupus has many symptoms. yet a survey suggests that half of americans living with lupus don't share all their symptoms with their doctor. they just put on a brave face. over time though, some symptoms may indicate organ damage....
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right, jake? >> the first time i met jake i have to point out it was a monsoon in new york and i was sitting in a restaurant and jake walked in head to toe with suit drenched and he sat in the chair and held the meeting as if everything was totally normal. i loved that. >> i love to tease him. he's a good guy. you're blessed. >> i know. and you are 60. >> hoda. you just said it. >> i'd like to take a brief moment to offer my apologies. >> my favorite one. you know what a shot is, it's all the way down. not that i have ever done one. oh, my gosh, she did it. >> 60's good! oh! [ laughter ] >> okay, hoda woman. this is a first for nbc news, by the way. oh, my gosh. do you feel like you're back in delta kappa gamma? >> i was a tri delt. this is a re union show. we have a great show ahead of you. this is a reunion show. it is kids and their parents who haven't seen each other in years. >> it will be heartwarming. who knows what condition hoda will be in by the time we get to that. it's going to be awes
right, jake? >> the first time i met jake i have to point out it was a monsoon in new york and i was sitting in a restaurant and jake walked in head to toe with suit drenched and he sat in the chair and held the meeting as if everything was totally normal. i loved that. >> i love to tease him. he's a good guy. you're blessed. >> i know. and you are 60. >> hoda. you just said it. >> i'd like to take a brief moment to offer my apologies. >> my favorite one. you...
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- all right, jake? you know, it's a funny thing, but er...y key doesn't seem to fit my door any more. your key? this is your house, johnny? oh, yeah. it's all right, it's okay. you can stay for now. but don't think this is the end of it, all right? did i ever tell you that i was brought up round here? memories on every corner... course, most of the old faces have gone now. they're probably dead. pat: johnny? well, well, well... patricia harris. you, um... you still working? it must seem that you don't have any choices. - i don't. - you do, you just can't see them. well, i did think about-- what? you can tell me. adoption. den would never allow it. he'd rather drag it up on its own. - really? - yeah. you know, zo, this early on, women have options. you could be out on the same day. abortion? - it's worth considering. - that ain't an option, chrissie. i can't believe you're suggesting it! what if kat had thought that? d'you think she wanted me back then? - every situation's different. - and little mo. i was the only one who supported her when s
- all right, jake? you know, it's a funny thing, but er...y key doesn't seem to fit my door any more. your key? this is your house, johnny? oh, yeah. it's all right, it's okay. you can stay for now. but don't think this is the end of it, all right? did i ever tell you that i was brought up round here? memories on every corner... course, most of the old faces have gone now. they're probably dead. pat: johnny? well, well, well... patricia harris. you, um... you still working? it must seem that...
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i'm jake tapper. i now turn you over to briana keilar in "the situation room," filling in for wolf blitzer. take it away. >> thank, jake. happening now, the bloodbath rages on in egypt. plus, chilling new threats against u.s. ambassadors around the world, purportedly from al qaeda's american-born spokesman. you'll see the video. and a-rod gets beaned on the baseball field as sentiment against the embattled yankee reaches a fever pitch. wolf blitzer is off today. i'm brianna keel keilar and you're in the situation room. >> another day of deadly bloodshed in egypt. rocket propelled grenades struck buses at the gaza border. the death toll in the past week close to a thousand people including civilians and security personnel. the carnage has prompted amnesty international to call for an investigation into the, quote, shocking loss of life and the pressure is mounting on the united states to do more. ni nick. >> you said the u.s. is promising to do more. we have heard the state department yesterday saying
i'm jake tapper. i now turn you over to briana keilar in "the situation room," filling in for wolf blitzer. take it away. >> thank, jake. happening now, the bloodbath rages on in egypt. plus, chilling new threats against u.s. ambassadors around the world, purportedly from al qaeda's american-born spokesman. you'll see the video. and a-rod gets beaned on the baseball field as sentiment against the embattled yankee reaches a fever pitch. wolf blitzer is off today. i'm brianna keel...
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i'm jake tapper. welcome to the lead. we'll begin with the world lead. al qaeda and the arabian peninsula may have something very big going down. it is centered in yemen. the state department today issued a travel alert throughout the middle east and north africa for the entire month of august. quote, current information suggests that al qaeda continue to plan terrorist attacks in the region and beyond. they may focus efforts to do attacks in the period of august and beyond. prepare to shut down on sunday. we're talking about u.s. diplomatic sites in other cities where demonstrators put u.s. flags in lighter fluid. this all coincides with the end of ramdan. we have our pentagon correspondent standing by. dana bash is on capitol hill, where lawmakers were briefed about. give us more details about this threat out of yemen. >> u.s. intelligence agencies have been monitoring this for months we are told. a growing threat stream out of yemen. in recent days, fresh intelligence pointed them to the fact that
i'm jake tapper. welcome to the lead. we'll begin with the world lead. al qaeda and the arabian peninsula may have something very big going down. it is centered in yemen. the state department today issued a travel alert throughout the middle east and north africa for the entire month of august. quote, current information suggests that al qaeda continue to plan terrorist attacks in the region and beyond. they may focus efforts to do attacks in the period of august and beyond. prepare to shut...
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jake owen. guys, it's time for "late night hashtags," here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, aren't you? [ applause ] twitter's fun. if you're at home, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along with this game that we do. we do this thing every wednesday night. i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so because the powerball got up to $425 million this week -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i went on -- that's like, one night going out with derek jeter. [ laughter ] i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called "ifiwonthepowerball." and i asked you guys to tweet out something funny or weird that you would do if you won the powerball. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within 20 minutes, it was trending topic in the u.s. so thanks for those tweets. it's pretty fun. [ cheers and applause ] so, now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "ifiwonthe
jake owen. guys, it's time for "late night hashtags," here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, aren't you? [ applause ] twitter's fun. if you're at home, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along with this game that we do. we do this thing every wednesday night. i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so because the...
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.e you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ when we made our commitment to the gulf, bp had two big goals: help the gulf recover and learn from what happened so we could be a better, safer energy company. i can tell you - safety is at the heart of everything we do. we've added cutting-edge technology, like a new deepwater well cap and a state-of-the-art monitoring center, where experts watch over all drilling activity twenty-four-seven. and we're sharing what we've learned, so we can all produce energy more safely. our commitment has never been stronger. . >> this week, we are taking a closer look at cold stocks that are in the middle or improbably moves, higher, it's why tesla motors toppled since the beginning year and that's a classic cold stock in there was one. we are trying to do get a sense of what is next for the market. anothe
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.e you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ when we made our commitment to the gulf, bp had two big goals: help the gulf recover and learn from what happened so we could be a better, safer energy company. i can tell you - safety is at the heart of everything...
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in simpler timeswhen jake was playing youth hockey - decade or so later jake dad cristiano ronaldo cristianodrid in their big matchup versus chelsea win 3-1 but here's what everyone is talking about a ronaldo fan ran on the field and embraced himand the two hugged for about 30 seconds. then the cops escorted the fan off the field at staff that civil kron 4 news is not to our best and finalscore. you almost killed me, mozzie. what do you want, keller? this is your last chance to cut me in on your treasure. remember, i did ask nicely. now i'm gonna have to make you give me what i want. mozzie: neal, it's time for you to make a choice. do you want to leave? no. you're fooling yourself if you think this is who you really are. i've seen the treasure. yeah, your boy caffrey's got it. and you want it. you gonna help me or what? why would i help you? how about you go home and relax and think about it? neal: peter. he took my wife. peter... diana: swat's been deployed throughout new york, and hrt's on standby. we've got aerial, ground, marine, electronic surveillance all up. checkpoints are everywher
in simpler timeswhen jake was playing youth hockey - decade or so later jake dad cristiano ronaldo cristianodrid in their big matchup versus chelsea win 3-1 but here's what everyone is talking about a ronaldo fan ran on the field and embraced himand the two hugged for about 30 seconds. then the cops escorted the fan off the field at staff that civil kron 4 news is not to our best and finalscore. you almost killed me, mozzie. what do you want, keller? this is your last chance to cut me in on...
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ these are sandra's "homemade" yummy, scrumptious bars. hmm? i just wanted you to eat more fiber. chewy, oatie, gooeyness... and fraudulence. i'm in deep, babe. you certainly are. [ male announcer ] fiber one. like carpools... polly wants to know if we can pick her up. yeah, we can make room. yeah. [ male announcer ] ...office space. yes, we're loving this communal seating. it's great. [ male announcer ] the best thing to share? a data plan. at&t mobile share for business. one bucket of data for everyone on the plan, unlimited talk and text on smart phones. now, everyone's in the spirit of sharing. hey, can i borrow your boat this weekend? no. [ male announcer ] share more. save more. at&t mobile share for business. ♪ "do i really need to add downy every time?" and i say, "yes. you rea
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ these are sandra's "homemade" yummy, scrumptious bars. hmm? i just wanted you to eat more fiber. chewy, oatie, gooeyness... and fraudulence. i'm in deep, babe. you certainly are. [ male announcer ]...
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>> jake: okay you should see a blue button, three down from the top and one over from the left. now i need you to push that one first. >> i don't have time for that now. clear the east wall. i'm coming through. >> duck! >> not too shabby for a tractor driver. >> come on, what's taking so long? roger, we have water. >> (cheering) >> way to go, comet. >> (cheering) >> let's get this thing out.
>> jake: okay you should see a blue button, three down from the top and one over from the left. now i need you to push that one first. >> i don't have time for that now. clear the east wall. i'm coming through. >> duck! >> not too shabby for a tractor driver. >> come on, what's taking so long? roger, we have water. >> (cheering) >> way to go, comet. >> (cheering) >> let's get this thing out.
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>> jake: five seconds! >> that's not helping. >> three seconds! two, one... >> ah! you know what? next time, i'll drive and you can stick your head out. >> not going to happen, my friend. not going to happen. >> did you see me? i rock! >> can i have your attention? >> oh man, what does he want? >> you have to evacuate the park, now. >> yeah we know, pedal boy. it's time they water the track. oooh, scary. (yelling) >> it's now or never.
>> jake: five seconds! >> that's not helping. >> three seconds! two, one... >> ah! you know what? next time, i'll drive and you can stick your head out. >> not going to happen, my friend. not going to happen. >> did you see me? i rock! >> can i have your attention? >> oh man, what does he want? >> you have to evacuate the park, now. >> yeah we know, pedal boy. it's time they water the track. oooh, scary. (yelling) >> it's now or...
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ sleep train's interest-free for 3 event ends sunday! it's your last chance to get 3 years interest-free financing on beautyrest black, stearns & foster, serta icomfort, even tempur-pedic. plus, get free delivery and sleep train's 100-day low price guarantee. but hurry, sleep train's interest-free for 3 event ends sunday! superior service, best selection, lowest price, guaranteed! ♪ sleep train ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪ ♪ >>> let's talk the price is right. not the game show. the stock show. if you want to actually make money from your stock, which i know you do, then it's absolutely critical you buy them at the right price, not the wrong price. that's true whether you're making short-term trade or purchasing something you expect to hold for years and years. when you pay
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ sleep train's interest-free for 3 event ends sunday! it's your last chance to get 3 years interest-free financing on beautyrest black, stearns & foster, serta icomfort, even tempur-pedic. plus, get free...
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ test test test him >> in a tough market where it seems everybody is freaking out about a possible u.s. strike unserious that could come as soon as this week come a what exactly is it okay to buy on the way down? you could stock up on defensive stocks orpik some special situations. these are stocks with terrific growth stories that can't be hurt by whatever happens in the middle east. could a stock in a rapidly expanding chain of noodle and pasta restaurants that has the potential to build up 2500 locations across the country fall into the special situation category? it came public at $18 and popped over one hundred cents and has rallied another 16%. it is down more than eight points from its high. the second coming of tripoli, as the ceo was chipotle's chief operating officer before i
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ test test test him >> in a tough market where it seems everybody is freaking out about a possible u.s. strike unserious that could come as soon as this week come a what exactly is it okay to buy on the...
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.t are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ [ kitt ] you know what's impressive? a talking car. but i'll tell you what impresses me. a talking train. this ge locomotive can tell you exactly where it is, what it's carrying, while using less fuel. delivering whatever the world needs, when it needs it. ♪ after all, what's the point of talking if you don't have something important to say? ♪ >>> before we answer your tweets it's time to catch up on home work before back to school season really gets into gear. back on july 23rd tim in california a frequent contributor to home work asked about another stock i was asked to do work on. susquehanna bank. it's a mid-atlantic regional bank with nearly 18 billion in assets, 250 branches and services range from wealth management to mortgage financing. company reported a solid quarter the next da
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.t are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ [ kitt ] you know what's impressive? a talking car. but i'll tell you what impresses me. a talking train. this ge locomotive can tell you exactly where it is, what it's carrying, while using less fuel....
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jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ >>> welcome back. we have been bringing you breaking news that tourre he has been found guilty. >> as a firm we remain focused on being more transparent, accountable aechb responsive to the needs of our clients. that's goldman sachs's short and sweet statement. remember gary cohen was on cnbc yesterday talking to kate kelly. while he didn't put everything behind fabrice tourre, he said he expected tourre to be found not guilty. but the jury found tourre guilty of six of seven charges. >> the question we have been talking during the commercial break here, why would they let goldman settle, the sec, if they felt they had a strong enough case in obviously they did. where they were successful in this particular case against tourre, then why allow the company itself to settle at the same time? >
jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm.are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ >>> welcome back. we have been bringing you breaking news that tourre he has been found guilty. >> as a firm we remain focused on being more transparent, accountable aechb responsive to the needs of...