steve: jay, a hundred women. based on his personality, what kind of bug do you compare your husband to? >> let's go with a mosquito. steve: heh heh! >> good answer. >> mosquito. steve: "come on, now. go on. go ahead." a mosquito! [audience groans] tosha, we got two strikes. got to be careful. frates family can steal. >> a scorpion. >> good answer. steve: a scorpion. >> scorpion. steve: a scorpion. [audience groans] frates, amelia, you guys usually come out of the huddle with some good stuff. a lot of big ones up there. we talked to a hundred married women. based on his personality, what kind of bug would you compare your husband to? >> a bee. >> yes! steve: a busy little bee. [cheers and applause] number 7? audience: ladybug. steve: number 6? [chuckles] audience: dragonfly. steve: 2? audience: ant. steve: well, jackson family 77, frates family 38. but remember, the goal is 300 points, so don't go away. we'll be right back, folks. you ordered 25 shakes? this wouldn't be a problem if you had more cup holders. reall

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jay, what is the situation there? >>. >> reporter: i don't know if you can lear it, by sirens are going off and they have been every two minutes here. it turned pitch black? the downtown area. a huge wall cloud with circulation we can see now is hovering just outside the city and the worst of it is still moving in as you heard and everyone has been talking about here. streets virtually empty. emergency vehicles out there. we have seen people running into the convention center to get to anunder irground shelter there. a lot of the buildings evacuated here. that started earlier under the afternoon when the forecast looked promising for severe storms. a lot of businesses let their employees leave early to get home to their families to make sure they are safe. the wind is picking up. it is beginning to pull done here. >> is it too dark to be able to make out or is the tornado too far for you to make out or is it just a pitch black cloud hang over the city right now? >> reporter: it is that. i don't think we are in a posit

i played jay, and seth played seth. fascinating stuff. >> and you guys were true to yourself. >> we tried our best and to keep it real. i don't even know what that means. and then they convinced somebody who controls purse strings that this could be a movie movie. of course, when it's a short film, it can be just seth and i in an apartment for a big future studio movie it has to be a mansion. >> was everybody a buddy on that show? >> oh, yeah. we're as buddies as our lifestyles allow us to be. i live in montreal, and they live out here, and we're all fairly busy, and north of 30. but yeah, at this point, i would stay -- i've known seth since we were both 18. and i'm 31 now, so i'm terrible at math, but that feels like a while. >> long enough. >> so at this point, the only word i could use to describe it is family, blood. >> you are going to babysit tracy tomorrow night. >> oh, no. what are the hours? >> alex is doing very well. >> alex is doing really well. that's the show that's never appeared in this country, i don't

so, jay walked it down. i think jay is great for partnering with start-ups as much as he does. >> great. who can be the other start-ups, people using the data to make products. you already talked about what you actually made. i'd love to hear more about the experience of working with the city's data like, you know, other things, like services or data points you would actually like -- would make it better and you can sort of take that. whoever has an answer ready can go first. >> and i have a microphone. i wanted to say this earlier and it kind of slipped my mind. we have the most amazing experience working with the city over the past just really the few weeks in building this application about urban growth. one at the data portals, it has a rich repository of information. but working with -- we had lots of questions, right. something maybe there were attributes or information that wasn't necessarily documented to the extent we wanted. and we asked the question, we would get these immediate responses with rea

jay's team, shannon's team. by having both of those units in place i think there is going to be a really powerful team. because you can't just open up the data. you have to do things like this, where you get the community together or you have people actually talking about it because the demand side, as we were talking about it, will be there because there is going to be someone there. there have to be people working with it who are getting out there. i think this is what this city is going to be really powerful. in terms of other cities doing as well, chicago is doing some really interesting stuff. scary cool stuff. they're taking 3 in 1 data, pothole request and crime report and matching it up with social media. they're getting this really deep and rich picture of what is going on in the city. and you can do that with data when you think about it creatively. philadelphia as i mentioned, they are really active in open data. and new york, again with 3 in 1 is doing smart analytics. i think that's what you'll see

jay fouls it off his front leg.about the number five stuff, he's got that kind of stuff, triple a they sent him back down. >> tim: he retired the last ten guys that faced him tonight. very impressive. >> joe: the 1-2. jay pops it up into left. murphy is there. one out. take a look at the fox sports 1 game summary presented by fox sports 1, america's new sports network, coming august 17th. pierzynski and cruz with two-run home runs each. that's all the scoring for texas. it's been great pitching on the rangers side. allen craig with an rbi single in the first inning, martin perez with seven strong innings, two earned runs on five hits. we were delayed an hour and six minutes to start. this game has zipped now in the bottom of the eighth inning. one out, nobody on for matt carpenter. matt is 1 for 3. a ball and a strike. cardinals will need a new pitcher when they take the field in the ninth. siegrist went one inning with one strikeout. here's the 1-1. late swing by carpenter and a 96 mile-per-hour fastball, it's 1-2.

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and now, jay leno! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hey, guys. how are you? thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you here. wow. man! hey, how many of you -- how many of you saw "game of thrones" on sunday? did you watch that? oh, my god! oh, my god! people can't stop talking about this. the show ended with a huge massacre. that's two massacres i saw this week, if you count the heat/pacers game. man, the second -- [ audience oohs ] man. as you know, the miami heat beat the indiana pacers 99-76 in game seven. yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and it was a -- whoo! that was rough for the pacers. usually when someone takes a a licking like that, it's from michael douglas, you know? it's amazing. [ audience ohs ] amazing. amazing. [ rim shot ] no, the heat won by -- what? 23 points? and you see the guy they call "the birdman"? you know that guy? "the birdm

thank you, jay.ive concert series is brought to you by sony. portions of jimmy kimmel are brought to you by fuel. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: his new album "blurred lines" comes out july 30th. playing the title track with some help from pharrell, from the myspace launch party at the el rey theatre here in l.a., robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if you can't hear what i'm trying to say if you can't read from the same page ♪ ♪ maybe i'm going deaf maybe i'm going blind hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ maybe i'm out of my mind hey hey hey ♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about gettin

jay? >> advice. steve: advice.

what about jay carney? >> jay carney said we didn't save the talking points. we changed one word. bob: it's so easy to indict all the people in sweeping statements you make and it's unfair to the people of there. >>> we showed pictures of people highlighted misstialtsd, whatever you want to call them at all. >> bob: did you say that about tim donaghy, who could you say that about? >> eric: we have to go. we're running out of time. a reporter who set on to cover a crime becomes a victim. >> a simple question and this is the response we get. >> that is just the beginning and what happened next. you'll see moments from now. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: reporters cover jobs and sometimes it's dangerous. a reporter in providence, rhode island, looking for a comment from a 16-year-old shooting victim and she and her cameraman got this. >> are you going to throw rocks? >> first comes the rocks. >> barely missing and we think the interview is over and we're about to leave, instead. lawrence comes out wielding a baseball bat. >> get away from me. >> then she second her two dogs on us -

and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you. thank you very much. nice to have you all here. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. thank you. hey, here's a little bit of trivia i saw in the paper today. it was on this date in 1898 that spain

and now, jay leno!heers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. well, ladies and gentlemen -- thank you. thank you. the -- i guess this is the big story, the whole country is talking about that 84-year-old

jay bruce with that mammoth home run to give his team that 1-0 lead.el against mike leake. montero's numbers on the season don't look very good right now. .224, 4 home runs, 22 rbis but ever since eric chavez went down, montero batting in the clean-up spot is spinning a better bat. >> bob: kirk gibson mentioned montero's swing has been freer, quicker and easier. said he's not trying to generate as much power, just trying to get the barrel of the bat on the ball and take whatever comes his way. >> justin: change-up is outside. the first 40 games of the season, montero hit .180. the last 25 games he's up to .284. back door breaking ball is outside. two balls, one strike here to montero leading off in the second. 2-1 is inside. now three balls and a strike here to montero. >> bob: not a guaranteed fastball count when you're facing mike leake. looks like a change-up coming here. >> justin: montero goes the other way. derrick robinson down for the first out. >> victor martinez helping a brother out. that is a grand slam. bottom one, we've already got six ru

and jay meets some of the best pranksters on youtube! and now, jay leno! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you! welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much! thank you, thank you! hey, here's -- [ cheers and applause ] well, here's -- here's kind of an upbeat story. people -- i think people want

what about jay carney? >> jay carney said we didn't save the talking points. we changed one word. to indict all the people in sweeping statements you make and it's unfair to the people of there. >>> we showed pictures of people highlighted misstialtsd, whatever you want to call them at all. >> bob: did you say that about tim donaghy, who could you say that about? >> eric: we have to go. we're running out of time. a reporter who set on to cover a crime becomes a victim. >> a simple question and this is the response we get. >> that is just the beginning and what happened next. you'll see moments from now. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ a friend under water is something completely different. i met a turtle friend today so, you don't get that very often. it seemed like it was more than happy to have us in his home. so beautiful. avo: more travel. more options. more personal. whatever you're looking for expedia has more ways to help you find yours. lets you connect up to 25 devices on one easy to manage plan. that means your smartphone, her blackberry, his laptop, mark's smartphone but i'm still on v

tonight, jay welcomes -- billy crystal! the music of pitbull. and "headlines." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hope you all had a nice father's day. how many called their dad on father's day? [ light cheers and applause ] how many of you just yelled up from the basement, "love ya, gonna move out next year, i promise"? [ laughter ] hey, speaking of father's day, congratulations to kanye west, he's a new father. he and kim kardashian became new parents over the weekend. on saturday, kim gave birth to a baby girl. kim was in labor six hours. thus marking the first time the words "kardashian" and "labor" have ever been used together in the same sentence. [ laughter and applause ] yes, so -- in fact, when -- the doctor said when he slapped the baby, he regretted he couldn't slap the entire family. [ laughter and applause ] pretty much, yeah. but no, no, no. but kim says she and kanye wanna keep the baby out of the public eye. [ light laughter ] y

the most visible figure has been jay carney.r problem the administration has, president obama has. this week, nbc/wall street journal poll, 58% of those surveyed believe they have major doubts about the integrity and honesty of the obama administration on benghazi, the irs and the subpoena of journ journalist phone records. 32% approve of the president's handling of the gallup poll. 49% disapprove. and 50% said they believe high ranking officials inside the obama administration knew about the targeting of tea party and conservative groups. jay carney's only one of several people whose integrity is being eaten away by this constant flood of misinformation, disinformation and downright fabrication. >> let me throw to another example here, because jay carney said that on the benghazi talking points, there are only stylistic edits. as we know, the truth evolved into an elaborate web of lies. let's play both sides of this. >> the only edits made by anyone here at the white house were stylistic and nonsubstantive -- >> and what remain

and headline and now, jay leno!d applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. thank you. thank you. [ applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] well, folks, i tell ya, it's -- it has been touch and go here in los angeles. this latest california wildfire getting pretty scary. you seal

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and "ask jay anything." and now, jay leno!cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, guys! welcome to the show. thank you. thank you very much. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." i am of course the unwanted. nice to have you all here. well, folks, the mystery is over. the winner has been revealed. after a month of waiting, it turns out an 84-year-old woman in florida has won the $590 million powerball lottery. [ cheers and applause ] $590 million, 84 years old. i bet her kids regret putting grandma in the nursing home now. huh? yeah, no. "we love you grandma! we were just coming to see you next weekend. we didn't know!" [ laughter ] it's already gone to her head. she already had big rims put on her rascal scooter, you know. [ laughter ] she's got the -- she's going all out. now -- [ laughter ] as for how much tax she's going to have to pay on that $590 million, the irs said it's too soon to tell 'cause

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the blue jays, two better than the orioles, bautista. the jays are red hot.the giants in extras win 2-1. the phillies battle back to hold off the mets. 8-7 the final score. and how about the brewers. their pitching getting the job done lately against the atlanta braves. 2-0 the final score. again, we are set for baseball in st. louis. the rangers taking on the st. louis cardinals. the cardinals the best record in all of baseball. updates throughout the broadcast. enjoy the game right here on fox. >>> and this is baseball night in america. we're in st. louis where it has been raining. it was nasty early and just about start time it picked back up again. so the tarp's been off the field. now it's off. a 1:04 rain delay. shelby miller, the hot shot rookie getting ready to start for texas tonight on fox. i'm joe buck, tim carver and ken rosenthal coming up. if the texas rangers are in slust. louis, people are going to think back to game six and seven of the great world series in 2011. but the players on these teams in 2013 couldn't care less about it. the cardina

and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hey!applause ] thank you very much! oh, man, what a crowd. you -- you sound like bert and ernie when the supreme court overturned the defense of marriage act. yeah. [ laughter and applause ] well, that's the big story. yesterday, the supreme court opened the door for same sex marriage to resume in california.

and now, jay leno! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. well, ladies and gentlemen -- thank you. thank you. the -- i guess this is the big story, the whole country is talking about that 84-year-old woman in florida that won the $590 million powerball lottery. and she has already started spending the money. in fact, today, she called "wheel of fortune," bought every vowel. bought every vowel. [ cheers and applause ] in fact -- not only did she win $590 million, last night she won another $40 bucks at bingo. so, she is rolling. she is rolling. [ applause ] in fact today, when officials asked her what she is going to do with the money she said she'd use the bulk of it to pay off her student loans. you know, so that's -- [ cheers and applause ] try to get that going. yeah. yeah. she is not wasting any time. right after she won, she ca

and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you! welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much. nice to have you all here tonight. hey, you know what? the new superman movie opens on friday. [ cheers ] well, you know, we had -- h

first nba player to sign with roc nation sports, the new sports agency founded by shawn carter aka jay z. durant posted this picture on twitter of him, left, alongside jay z, right, as the two put the finishing touches on the deal. durant, widely regarded as the 2nd best basketball player in the world, becomes jay z's most significant client to date. he joins robinson cano of the ny yankees, geno smith of the ny jets and skylar diggins of the wnba's tulsa shock as the only professional athletes to have signed with jay z. miami heat parade an estimated 400,000 people lined the streets of miami today as the nba champion heat celebrated their title with a parade lebron james took it all in winning his 2nd straight title as well as two straight finals mvp awards chris bosh held the trophy as buses carrying the team made their way to american airlines arena at the arena there was a rally the team showed off the larry o'brien trophy which was followed by a huge confetti drop james then got the crowd going lebron james tells the crowd to chant "i ain't got no worries" (music) lap 63. danica p

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why am i seeint jay-z?ng from the outset samsung giving away these records, these songs, it's going to cost them millions. i think it's money made on both sides here. it's good for business. >> absolutely. i think it's good for both of them. and both of them can afford it. it's not like anyone is going to break the bank trying to do this ventu venture. i think it's really, really smart for samsung. it attaches them to the brand of jay-z. otherwise people who didn't know about samsung now know about it. they're both reaching different audiences. even last night it was trending on social media huge. they've already won. regardless of the dollar amount. i think if you're -- i'll be curious to see how many -- how quickly the 1 million records get dropped. like, does that go in three minutes? does it go in ten minutes? how long is that going to be? how quick lly does that go whent actually drops 72 hours before. >> i got to tell you, krista, every little bit helps. i had an iphone for a long time. o'e of the fir

i did think that jay carney's language was particularly tough. i think the chinese calculation may have been let's get this guy off our territory, out of hong kong, let him be somebody else's problem so we aren't the ones on the hook to decide what to do with him and whether to turn him over to the americans. but i think pretty tough language we heard there from jay carney. >> written language which means it was written by the nsc clearly in coordination with jay carney. that was a very deliberate signal. kelly, up as your end of pennsylvania avenue as well, immigration today. the closure vote. what is the betting now with the whip count as to how many votes are going to be in favor of this amendment and of obviously the immigration bill to come? >> well, it is a critical test and they've been trying to attract more republican support by adding more border security. that's what the senate will take a look at later today. many of them getting back to washington now and there's kind of a fierce debate happening right on the senate floor and it is u

jay gray, nbc news. >>> an outbreak of violence in san jose. five homicides in seven days as the city's active police chief to call an emergency meeting. the first outbreak since last august when there were 8 homicides in 11 days. kimberly? >> reporter: kerry, i'm told the top brass was called in from little league games and barbecue toss make it for the last minute meeting that was called yesterday. while it was an exceptionally violent week, the acting chief wanted to talk specifically about friday. major saturation controls in an effort to curb the attacks. there was still one gang-related shooting and stack. that happened in west san jose, blocks from san tan know row. belief chief and captains from the special unit discussed what happened and the saturation program was reevaluated. minor tweaks were made to where and when officers were deployed. and according to a spokesperson that paid off. >> they came across a carpool of gang members driving through a rival gang neighborhood. ultimately booked four gang members for being in a vehicle an

and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much!ow, good look. thank you! welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much! wow. big friday night crowd. hey, folks. you hear about this? there's talk of starting a a adults-only train that will

also sends in john jay. st.ouis scored 7 runs in the third inning off cain and win game one 8-0. >>> he has accepted a defense position with the 49ers. mangini has worked primarily as a defensive coach in his career, so his new job will be to find flaws in opposing defenses. >>> san francisco lost in utah. [ male announcer ] citibank's app for ipad makes it easy for ann to manage her finances when she's on the go. even when she's not going anywhere. citi tablet apps. easier banking. standard at citibank. helps him deposit his checks. jay also like it when mother nature helps him wash his car. mother nature's cool like that. citibank mobile check deposit. easier banking. standard at citibank. >>> the morning sky came to life in minnesota in a rare display of the northern lights. check out some video taken on the campus of st. john's university in collegeville, minnesota. wow. the northern lights or aurora borealis are caused when the magnetic charge in the wind reacts with the poles. they react with different ele

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and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hello! you very much! thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." let me ask you something. have you -- have you heard about this big online controversy that's happening right now.

and now, jay leno! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. thank you. hey, you hear about -- hey, remember the florida woman? the 84-year-old lady that won the $591 million powerball jackpot?

tonight, jay welcomes -- billy crystal! the music of pitbull. and "headlines." and now, jay leno!s and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hope you all had a nice father's day. how many called their dad on father's day? [ light cheers and applause ] how many of you just yelled up

and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. thank you very much. oh, yeah. hey, you all -- [ cheers and applause ] have you been watching the nba finals? pretty exciting, the nba finals, boy. you know they have this new

have a good morning. >> thank you, jay. we've been seeing the continuous, amazing photographs and video. and these are the type of people that go into the storm when things like this happen. >> most people run from the storm. there are people who go toward the storm. these are the storm chasers who are bringing that amazing video to you, the center of the storm. we're going to learn why they do what they do. and what they learn from the storms. çñ >>> returning to our ongoing coverage of the deadly outbreak of tornados in the midwest. >> officials say at least five people died in and around oklahoma city after a tornado touched down friday evening. that storm system injured 71 other people. those numbers are expected to fluctuate. the unstoppable force of nature tore through homes. overturned trucks. tossed some vehicles from the road. >> more than 50,000 homes and businesses are without power in the oklahoma city area right now. as is the will rogers world airport. people had to get to the lower floors there to ride out th

and now, jay leno!ers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. hi, everybody. welcome to the show. hey, some -- some exciting news from the world of sports. listen to this. it seems tim tebow has signed with the new england patriots. how about that? yeah.

and new summer product and now, jay leno!applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. thank you. thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] hey, do you know about this? the royal baby is due on july 13th. pretty exciting.