and jen sterger talks about brett favre.will take a look at the situation. >> thank you. >> i will take thee a box on the ear. >> boys with women's voices try to speak big. you are a disease that must be cutaway. >> i like boys with women's voices. >> sure you do. >> she is cheryl lazar. she is so cute that my little ponies collect little sheera's. and fresh from soccer practice, his new cd is called image makeover. >> kick the ball, you damn idiots! you are just like your brother, johnny. >> his new cd is called image makeover. if humor was the right thing, spike lee would do him. bill shultz, he smells of stale urine and fresh urine. and sit sitting next to me, rick leventhal. he knows current events like i know aiming of consent. and low circulation causes major frustration. good to see you pinch. >> obama's glow dims on trip to asia says today's headline. you know why it glows dim? asia is racist. >> really? >> i had no idea. >> now you know. that is news fit to print. >> got it. >> you get it. >> they say pat downs don'

by the way, she and jen sterger the woman that favre is suspected of sexually harassing look a lot alikean, a lot. maybe brett just got confused. you know? he's had a lot of concussions. i don't know. i've heard worse excuses than that. this is something. in syria, a 5-year-old boy and a 3-year-old girl are engaged. it's his second marriage, her first. the boy's parents and the girl's parents are taking it seriously. they bought the kids rings. these are the kids. this is crazy. he's almost twice her age, first of all. by the time he's 60 she'll only be 58, right? tickle me elmo is the best man. this is not -- can you imagine this? the boy's father said he vowed to make sure his son was already engaged by the time he turned 6. but they're going to wait to hold the marriage until the boy turns 15, which, that's good. let him get through the lego phase first. and then -- [ laughter ] they're very serious in syria, well, maybe that explains the name. this morning here in california, the great california shakeout, our annual state-wide earthquake drill. you learn a lot from these things. did

brett favre, jen sterger, the crotch shots. >> don't look there.ng at my face? >> she talked to the nfl. her agent said we cooperated fully. >> whatever. >> brett favre also declined to comment. he said it's a league issue. >> i'm a victim. >> i'm a victim. >> listen to this. brett favre did make a different announcement yesterday. in an interview with the nfl network, favre addressed his future again. >> are you still thinking super bowl? >> we have to get small steps right now. >> are you coming back in 2011? >> no. >> but he says that every year. >> they asked him if he was coming back in 2001. >> he's a stooge. >> did you just call brett favre a stooge? >> is that a bad word? >> there are a lot of fat middle aged sports writers that will descend on you like wild dogs. >> isn't he the one that sent the text. >> brett favre is the guy every middle aged fat guy wishes they were. >> both players in that game are a little lame. >> he's the one that saturd"sat night live" says he wears the what, levi open fly jeans. >>> up, jon stewart with rachel ma

reportedly explicit photos and text messages allegedly sent from brett favre to sideline reporter jen sterger may now be in the hands of nfl investigators. sterger handed over substantial information to league officials thursday for disciplinary review. >>> a connecticut man is baffling hospital officials today. 25-year-old miguel soto was buying a sandwich when he was shot twice, once in the leg, once in the groin on his way out the door. then he headed home to eat his sandwich first before then asking his father to take him to the hospital. he was treated and released but i guess we're all wondering what kind of sandwich that was today. now 7:17. back over to matt, ann and al. the man of steel, you might call him. unbelievable. >> a good sandwich. >> must have been a good sandwich. >> when you're hungry, you're hungry. >> i have no words. >> mr. roker, we're looking like we're going to have a grea w eekend. >> looks spectacular here along the east. but our friends in the midwest, not so much. we have got a line of showers and torndsterms, stis ptht of a slow-moving system. behind it much co