i typically don't like jerry seinfeld's humor but i loved this. >> wait a minute.his could be a whole show. what's wrong with seinfeld, america's favorite guy in the world? >> i like to be different. the thing about jokes is that there's always truth in it. every time you make a joke it comes from a place of truth. he was really honing in on it. i think the critics are just jealous that he didn't spend his whole life advertising and he gets this award. >> i'm sure in every joke there's an element of truth. i don't believe that at all. i have never once seen a chicken cross the road. >> well, if you don't leave your apartment andy you will never see it. >> that's a good point but i've never seen it on tv. >> not only that but it comes from pain. >> absolutely. >> advertising is painful, right? >> it is. >> okay. we're going to do another story now. if you never let -- i'm not going to do a transition. i will read this. are you never let down if you always wear a frown? some lady on the internet, that's where i get all of my news says pessimisms are actually happier

. >> crammer, and jerry seinfeld, back together? you know it has got to be good when these two are together, coming up, in the trend. >> i wish that were a real thing, back on a show. they were good. >> oh, yeah. >> good day it is friday october 24th, 2014. >> you have fix your hair for 5:00 o'clock hour. we are good to go. >> yes. >> sue, your hair always looks good. >> well, thanks to hot rollers and hair spray. >> today with this wind. >> but today, compared to yesterday and day before with all the rain. so, maybe hold on to your hat a little bit because we have gusty breezes around but as you can see here the rain is gone. a few clouds lingering as satellite picture there, temperatures, mid 50's for many of us here this morning we never made it out of the mid 50's yesterday but some 40's here and there like millville, atlantic city and up in the mountains these temperatures could be a as much as 4 degrees milder then they were yesterday, depend on where they are. wind are kicking up, up in the mountains, 24 miles an her sustain

. >> jimmy fallon, jerry seinfeld. there tre talking together. imagine that conversation. and a bunch of other comedians were at t celebration to celebrat >>> leer in fairfax county will talk about the county's economifuture. they e holing a meeti at 6:30 on work house way. the coun board of supervisors says th year 20 projects have been appd onou input. there aro more meetings like this one before the end of the month. >ll right. it's now time to take a break. stay with us. news 4 0 tas gh now. >>> we a taking a live look at some temtu here in the washingtarea. really chilly start. 30 degrees and 40 degrees temperari here in our regio bucup . >>> an the help police are asking fth public as they wait to learn the identity of a body dur a search for missing uva student hannah graham. >>> let's take a live look outside at 5:00 a.m. and you're g to need a little mo tn a sweater to start. > absolutely. storm team 4 meteorologist tom kierese with a a look at our forecast. >>> yeah. what to wear today, a warm winter heading out for the first time this fall season. durinth aftern

in the new season of comedians in cars getting coffee, jerry seinfeld stops by the crackle offices. president is someone jerry knows. >> jerry, you've heard of netflix, and hulu. >> sure, they're very popular. >> well, we're not. it is because we're being held down by snap and pop. now either we are living with them or we go down with them. >> i'm very confused. >> and two months after the death of robin williams, his daughter revealed this new tattoo, a simple hummingbird with her dad's birth date. >>> and halle berry is launching a line. when asked if she would model the creations, she said, quote, maybe one day. she's just beautiful. there is no way around that. >> yes, so hopefully the lingerie line will live up to it. if she was the one modeling it, we would get a couple more eyeballs, just a guess. >> people would buy a lot more, absolutely. >>> i'm dara brown, this is "early today." we hope it is your first stop of the day on nbc. >> i would. >> you would. ah! come on! let's hide in the attic. no. in the basement. why can't we just get in the running car? are you crazy? let's

well, in the new season of comedians and cars getting coffee, jerry seinfeld stops by the crackle officeshe president is someone jerry knowings. >> jerry, you've heard of netflix and hulu. >> oh, sure. they're very popular. >> well, we're not. it's because we're being held down by snap and pop. now, either we limb nate them or go down with them. >> i'm very confused. >> so am i. is that where cramer went? is that what happened to him? >> ceo of crackle. >> all right. this is "first look" on msnbc. "way too early" with thomas roberts starts right now. have a great friday. >>> today testing confirmed that a patient here in new york city had tested positive for ebola. the patient is now here in bellevue hospital. we want to state at the outset, there is no reason for new yorkers to be alarmed. >> a new york city doctor diagnosed with ebola after returning from west africa. we'll go live to bellevue hospital for the very latest. >>> t-minus 11, just days to go until the 2014 midterms. polls show many races are too close to call. >>> and another edition of "between two ferns." this time zach g

fellow comedians jimmy fallon and jerry seinfeld poked fun at leno as he received the mark twain prize for american humor at the kennedy center. the show will air next month on pbs. brad pitt is earned another number one movie. his world war ii drama "fury" debuted the top of the weekend box office and earned $23.5 million. falling to second the ben affleck film "gone girl" followed by "the book of life," "alexander and the terrible no good very horrible day" and "the best of me." eileen has a >> from a picture perfect weekend to gloves and surf. >> i think for some. i would be one of those kids at the bus stop all bundled up. 30's and 40's to greet you early tomorrow morning after a cold start. we'll see highs around 64. clouds increasing through the day. showers on and off tuesday and wednesday. and then looking ahead to the end of the week and next weekend things looking really nice and a little milder. >> does look better ahead. thank you. stay with us. we've got much more coming up, more news on "washington weekly."

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the event included special tribute are from his celebrity colleagues, jerry seinfeld there, also jimmyallon. >>> if you don't do your division properly. do you know what will happen? you'll sell the farm. >> that's good stuff. made appearance at the two valley school in glands to support education, erika really got a kick out of. >> this he tapped into lord of the rings character to encourage students to take their studies seriously. >> all he needs is that vest. >> good part of the movie. such great voice. too. >>> oh, that made my morning. coming up on "eyewitness "eyewis news", bizarre burglary attempt in california. >> police say woman tied to break into a house and got herself stuck in the chimney. come on, you're not santa claus. wait until you hear what they used to get her out. stick around, "eyewitness news" continues right after th >> we'll get our traffic and weather together and head out to the skydeck with carol. >> looking at chilly temperatures to say the least this morning, in the 30's, and at the freezing mark in a number of locations. we've even seen one, two, below t

. >> jimmy fallon, jerry seinfeld, se meyers and other comics we all at the ceremony last nigh a woman caught in the cross fire, coming up. two men still on the loose after secu guard at a fast food re is attacked and an in woman is injured by acci. plus, n the best way to break in a home. a would be thief rescued ae fin unusl place. >>> o first look at the sevey fo coming up. metet chu bell is back to let us know if we can expect more have you seen the news about barbara comstock? first, the washington post reported, barbara comstock failed to report eighty-five thousand in income. now, we learn, barbara comstock pushed a client's issues in the virginia legislature and didn't disclose it. barbara comstock shepherded a trio of bills through the legislature and into law, but barbara comstock never officially disclosed that all the while she was being paid thousands of dollars. no wonder she hid it. wothe way als dismantles someone like stuarty. is so painful. embryonic stem cells have so much promise, but barbara comstock voted to ban that research funding even though conservatives like

jimmy fallon, jerry seinfeld, chelsea handler, everyone talks about what a genuine, supportive guy hes. >> and what he managed to do over 22 years, coming up with fresh material on a daily basis. a lot of comedians recycling the same material for hogs. >>> i was like you, i didn't see his humor, but i saw him in concert in vegas, he was the opening welcome back no natalie cole. he is a stand up machine. he is on the road still 300 days a year. >> first he has another show coming out. the other thing about him, when he questions to shows, even in little tiny towns, when he walks to the stage he keeps a stack of $20 bills in his hand. everybody who helped him get the show ready for the evening he tosses a $20 bill. >> he could be such a diva, but he is not. >> what is really interesting is they are still finding great humorists to receive the mark twain award. you would think for lifetime rather than some of these newcomb mixs. i wonder if they are -- new, comics. i wonder if they are going to postmusclely -- if they are going to ahonor robin williams? >> i would think so. >>> it is 6:4

. >> jimmy fallon and jerry seinfeld were among the comics helping to roast leno.oug. >> they brought the house down last night. >>> the duke and duchess of cambridge say their second baby is due in april. kensington palace says the duchess continues to improve after an acute form of morning sickness. she was forced to cancel several engagements in early september but is expected to be recovered enough to resume royal duties this week. >>> in today's news4 your health, drinking sugary beverages can speed up the body's aging process. according to a new california study, drinking just one 20-ounce soda every day can shorten your life by 4.6 years. and that's regardless of your weight. researchers believe sugary drinks can damage a key part of a cell's chromosome, making it more difficult for cells to regenerate. >>> it's a very real fear with halloween only a few days away now. this year's costume craze may be centered around the worldwide ebola scare. is it too soon? should we be outraged? ebola fears hit the pop culture mainstream first at 4:00. >>> and why today w

the event included special salutes from fellow comedian like jimmy fallon, jerry seinfeld. >> it wills soon, but before it does, a lot more people got to die. >> oh, battle of the leading men, at the box office and brad pitt came out on top. pit's world war two drama fury blew past gone girl. fury is about group of soldiers and their journey in a tank across war torn nazi germany. fury took in 23 and a half million dollars opening weaken, gone girl slipped to second, that one took in 17 million. the book of life was third follow by allen van err and the terrible horrible no good very bad day coming in fifth, the best of me. >> more local news weather and traffic together on sister station the "cw philly". up next, live, as police search for two gunmen broke no home and terrorized some local college students. the latest on that. >> also ahead, the critically acclaimed new comedy series on the cw. talking with the starve james the virgin, gina rodriguez, that's coming up. meanwhile next on cbs this morning, is the newly appoints dollars white house star doing enough to combat ebola. to

if you buy tickets because he jerry seinfeld doing stand up comedy at caesars palace you and in the cart and go register all of these purchases. so they will know everything you do in the public space at caesars if you're using the card. the tracking electronically extends behind the scenes as well. here are two employees working in casino in cincinnati. but they come in and swipe their cards and maybe swiping at other stations. they are following in the front of the room and in the back of the house as well. the reason you want to join the program as i mentioned is that you want better service or better goods and others are getting. here's a picture of the famous but i didn't caesars palace in las vegas. this is a busy holiday weekend, as you can see there's quite a long line to get the all-you-can-eat buffett. if you joined the loyalty program engine moved up in the theater, you would be able to go to this one, the seven stars elite line to get services. that's why people join these programs. when you do join though they will know an incredible amount of intimate detail at the time, th

fellow comics jerry seinfeld chelsea handler, and seth meyers were on hand. says two san francisco radio stations are banning lorde's hit song "royals." they say they'll be lorde free zone the duration of the series. >>> "the daily news" looks at this spider the size of a small puppy. a rare goliath bird eater is the world's largest with two-inch fangs and a leg span of about a foot. the body is the side of a fist. they're so large they've been noun to kill birds. i saw this online at cbsnews.com. it's the most shared and viewed thing online it's just so incredible. >> i wish there was a puppy there to see it. kind of dangerous for the puppy. >>> with salt lake tribune looks at an investigation as how bikini models ended up as a utah guard camp. they're seen with soldiers firing guns. apparently a noncommissioned officer gave them permission. they were not firing national guard weapons. >>> and the"the hollywood reporter" says one florida mom started a petition. she wanted toys "r" us to stop selling "breaking bad" action figures. they're based on the televis

. >>> we're burying the lead a little bit here, your impersonation of jerry seinfeld. >> i didn't think. >> wow. more from tony. >> it's better the second time around. >> it was better. >>> and time for the morning stir. this is the generation known for multi-tasking and juggling new technology. supposed to make our lives easier. it's leading to less leap and more stress. the founder of the huffington post wants us to not burn out. >> reporter: text, tweets, posts, e-mails, connecting 24/7. we see it as the way to get ahead. but we could be paying a big price. especially the millennial generation. >> this is the digital generation. they are used to being always on. we need to disconnect from technology and reconnect with ourselves and loved ones. >> reporter: ariana huffington should know. in her book, "thrive," she talked about passing out from exhaustion. she's worried the next-generation is on the way to exhaustion too. >> it's an illusion that it's the success. the advice to give my 20-something self is sleep more and stop worrying. >> reporter: isn't it easy for somebody who's succ

. >>> we're burying the lead a little bit here, your impersonation of jerry seinfeld. at blank stares. no tweet, no tweet. >> oh, my gosh. >> wow. >> even better the second time around. >> it was better. >> thank you. >>> and time for the morning stir. this is the generation known for multi-tasking and juggling new technology. it's supposed to make our lives easier. for many of us, it's leading to less sleep and more stress. the founder of the huffington post is on a mission to keep us from burning out. deborah roberts has that story. >> reporter: text, tweets, posts, e-mails, connecting 24/7. we see it as the way to get ahead. but we could be paying a big price. especially the millennial generation. >> this is the truly digital generation. they are used to being always on. we need to disconnect from technology and reconnect with ourselves and loved ones. >> reporter: ariana huffington should know. in her book, "thrive," she describes an eye-opening moment of passing out from exhaustion. now this powerful media executive is sounding the alarm, worried that the next-gen

i don't want to be -- what jerry seinfeld said, quincy says the opposite. >> i do say the opposite.e're on the gazel a we have pirates here. see port festival this weekend, and the theme are see port festival this weekena remote that livese on your phone. more wi-fi in more places. a movie library you can take wherever you go. internet speeds that have gotten faster 13 times in 12 years. the innovators and inventors at comcast labs are creating more possibilities for more people every day. comcast nbcuniversal. bringing media and technology together for you. >>> one person on the beach there, atlantic city, having morning constitutional, i guess, nine out of ten, your number for the day. here's bus stop buddy with the shades. very bright out. and his flyers gear, home opener, is tonight, temperatures are in the four's, 50's, we've made it up to 54 degrees in the city. with 7-mile per hour wind. and we're headed to 68, now, that is cooler than yesterday, because yesterday we got to 75. breezy not as high as they were yesterday. 36-mile per hour wind gust, at one point in philadelphia

but look at jerry seinfeld's apartment, in the 70s, for one thing, probably, at the minimum, would have2,300 a month to rent. now he was a stands up comic. so he probably was making 25, $35,000. >> so could below all of his salary on that apartment. so the apartment, woe only be able to afford probably like a 800-dollar apartment, and you can't get a one bedroom apartment on the upper west side. >> no, would be living with like six other people. >> and kramer didn't have a job. and he had the apartment the same size. >> but he never made sense. everything about him. >> so sex in the sit, kerrey lives on the upper east side as a writer, rent today about two grand a month. actual building recently went on the market for nearly 10 million bucks. >> $2,000 a month on the upper east side. >> spending all of that money on clothes and shoes. i don't know. >> just a blogger basically, wasn't she? a writer? >> that's right. >> okay, so way back in the day, i love lucy, ricky, and lucy lived on the upper east side of manhattan, later on moved to hollywood. so, nearly five grand a month you would

we do something called buzzfeed brews and interviewed jerry seinfeld and anthony weiner and ceo of hbo and it is an interesting way to generate, you know, media as live events. i think there is a kind of trend of live events plus content associated with it that's pretty interesting and you're seeing that with the super bowl and the vmas and industry events like this. >> great. another question? >> yeah. >> can we get -- >> here. yep. do one more right here. it'll be quick. just say it. i'll repeat it. [ inaudible ]. >> hey, first of all, i want to tell you, jonah, how much i respect your model, your business model and how you went back and studied the foundations of the real media companies. i'm from atlanta, and you're exactly right. turner's deal would be nothing if it wasn't for a guy by the name of reed schoenfeld. he read his book and i met with reese. he's in a80s and lives in new york. reese recruited all the people from new york to atlanta and all lived in a flea bag hotel. >> yeah. >> while they founded cnn. so -- >> yeah, it's a great story. i haven't read reese's book but re

. >> okay, it's jerry seinfeld. >> and this may help some of you.>> really? >> we have people weighing in thinking we were going to be "married with children" or "the addams family." >> we know it relates to miniature golf in some way. >> it could. >> windmills. angela writes, "the brady bunch." >> kurt writes, the jetsens! tucker would be a good elroy, clayton as george and anna as jane. >> send them to us on facebook. >>> and a big story out of california where two sheriff's deputies were shot and killed yesterday in a rampage that lasts well over six hours. by a gentleman who is 34 years old, an illegal immigrant, who has been arrested twice, pulled over upwards of ten times, in this country illegally. his name is luis bracamonte. he has had a few names over the years, but he's been deported twice and now being held by the sheriff's department. and this morning there's questions on whether he'll be deported again if only to reenter the united states again. >> the shooting was two deputies dying in northern california. when i first heard this on f

the first thing i noticed, to quote seinfeld, it is gold, jerry, gold. they have a gold one.to be about maybe 30% thinner. it will have all new updates. i will be learning more. >> i am seeing it is eight teen thinnerthinner -- 18% and 6.1 milliliters thick. how about that? >> i guess that is better than seven milliliters thick. >> every .1 milliliter counts. thank you for the update. another major announcement -- apple pay will start on monday. here is ceo tim cook. >> the iphones also get the benefit of another major announcement we made last month. of course i am talking about apple pay which is an entirely new way to pay for things in stores and in apps. >> apple pay will be accepted at 220,000 stores including retailers like mcdonald's and nike. how are these companies preparing for apple pay? st joining us hur from boston. panera bread is one of the first places that will be using it. how does it work? excitingk it is pretty . there are two ways to experience it. first is as an app. that asks ifp-up you want to pay with apple pay, so it is really simple. then i can auth

i was led to this by contemplating the justly celebrated philosopher jerome allen seinfeld known as jerry who said, doing nothing is not as easy as it looks. you have to be careful because the idea of doing anything could easily lead to doing something which would cut into your nothing and force you to have to drop everything. when you're doing nothing, people try to find things for you to do. and, in fact, the crucial question for congressional republicans was how to leave and how to leave without promising any terms of peace to the south. if we think about this, if we're able to think about this, why doing nothing meant something, why inaction was action, it helps to open up the period after the confederate surrenders as a period of intensive occupation of the south, an extension of war time and war powers. and the military rule that delivered decisions first by the president and then by congress in taking over war powers, the deliberate decision not to end the war and not to sustain civil law and not to return civil law, something that wouldn't be sustained in many respects until 1868

that seinfeld episode remember when the marathon guy over slept and jerry was responsible for wakingp. >> having the anxiety so much you can't sleep through the night. really is that why you didn't make it last year. >> i ran the race with my mom. we had the time wrong. >> you just jumped in. what we see often when the marathon starts is a lot of people are wearing their gloves and then they start to shed their layers. it is pretty nippy out there. >> it's not a morning where you need gloves. temperatures are all over the place. here's why. a cold front is moving through the area. temperature right here at our station in northwest d.c. is at 58 degrees. but to give you and idea just over at reagan national temperature there 64. wide variety in temperatures as this front moves through. no rain with it but this is where we'll get our breezy conditions throughout the entire day. breezy and a little bit cooler. our high temperature yesterday 74. today a high of 68. we're talking about big temperature swings this week. near 80 degrees on tuesday. by thursday and friday, temperatures are g