jesse, are you listening to me? >> jesse: i'm listening to you.an't believe you are wearing the same shirt. >> jesse. i will literally siphon gas out of nancy pelosi's husband's car before i put $5 per gallon worth of gas in my lawn mower. >> jesse: you would be doing the country a public service because then he wouldn't drive drunk and just wreck some other vehicle. listen, i think you are on to something and i hone the country watches this. i don't want everybody showering blades of grasth scissors. i think you can save a fortune. thank you so much. >> or get a goat. >> jesse: only in biden's america. do me a favor and wash the shirt though, please. >> in biden's america he has a solution for the will inflation problem? i think he is going to give us another round of stimulus checks. hey. >> jesse: all right. get the hell out of here. thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: have you ever met anybody who doesn't like sandwiches? i haven't. and sometimes nothing satisfies like a good old subway. >> this fresh, delicious tasty, meaty turkey-filled cold cut combo.

>>jesse: yes.tches dangerous animals like snakes, alligators and bores all the time. he bonn the 2020 python bowl championship like the rose bowl after removing eight pythons from the wild. python cowboy mike kimmel owns and operates martin county trapping and wildlife rescue and joins me now. cowboy, no gloves out there in the wild? >> no gloves. you're born with them. >>jesse: how many times have you been bitten? by a snake. >> i've lost count many years ago when i was a child. raising a florida boy, running around catching snakes at an early age. >>jesse: aren't these types of snakes poisonous? don't they have venom or something? >> we do have venomous snakes in florida but the snakes i'm going after, especially the invasive pythons are not venomous and they have a nasty bite and they're solid muscle and have to be careful but no venom. >>jesse: they're solid muscle and looking at you, mike, i wouldn't call you solid muscle, have they ever wrapped themselves around you? >> yeah, yeah. i've defin

here's jesse. >> jesse: thanks, bret. >> bret: you bet. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we have all met a sleazy salesmanore. they won't stop trying to sell you something you don't want. >> anyway, let's get serious. you want to buy this car or what? >> no. we have to think about it. >> what is there to think about? you told me you liked it. you asked me 10,000 questions. i answered every single one of them. you drove it, you love it. what more do you need to know. >> jesse: rule number one about being a good salesman you always act like you are the expert. today joe biden did just that. >> you all know i'm a car guy. i'm here because the auto show and the vehicles here give me some reasons to be optimistic about the future. i really mean it. just looking at them and driving them, they just give me a sense of optimism although i like the speed, too. >> jesse: once you r reel in a sucker that's when you try to sell theme clunker. >> investing $7.5 billion to build electric vehicle charging stations all across america. so today. [applause] i'm pleased to announce we are approving funding for the first 35 s

>> hi, jesse.tarted looking into solar panels and a company power home solar now pink energy came out to my house. came into my living room. sat on my sofa and he told me lie after lie after lie to get me to buy their system. and i fell for it. i did. i fell for it. i was told i would never have an electric bill again. he actually told me i was lucky that my utility company has other utilities, water, sewer, trash, in the same utility company because my overages would pay for that. and i'm saving roughly $50 a month on my power bill, but my payment is $212 a month. that math doesn't add up. >> jesse: so do they look good in the house or outside in the yard? is there like a problem with the appearance in addition to the price? >> well, no. they are an eyesore. had they saved me $500 a month, i could deal with an eyesore in my backyard. but to pay for an eyesore it's just ridiculous. >> jesse: have you talked to the company since this happened and complained? >> i have talked to several people, when

here is jesse. hi, jesse. >> that was a very "special report." thank you. >> ♪ >> jesse: when somebody lies to you they probably have something to hide. maybe they won't want to tell you what they think about your hair cut. >> groceries. >> whoa, hey. did you do something to your hair? [laughter] >> it's a bit extreme, isn't it? >> no. i mean, that's a thing nowadays, right? >> jesse: maybe they are just trying to impress you. >> here's the deal. how would you like to be my pretend children for one afternoon? >> why don't you tell that pour girl the truth. >> you know? >> our mother tells us everything. >> jesse: here at "primetime" we are trying to figure out why biden keeps lying about the border. last week he said it was completely under control. >> in april alone, mr. president, 170,000 people, migrants apprehended at the border. it's a 20-year record. there are 22,000 unaccompanied children in our country right now. that's a record. sounds to most folks like a crisis. >> it's way down we have now gotten control. >> millions have of illegals

hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret, great show. thank you so much. so liberals are panicking what happened? did run of the maga republicans do something fascist. did jeff show up on jeffrey epstein flight log unless did climate change endanger a turtle. panicking because they have to live with the results of their own policies after ron desantis flew 50 migrants to favorite vacation spot martha's vineyard. >> it's so cold and so callus and so inhumane it is unconscionable. it's just vile. i can't believe it. >> what's he looking -- looking for a headline. people like him are why so many americans don't like politics. >> there is no question that the governors of arizona and florida and texas are using migrants as pawns in their political campaign. >> jesse: and the governor's plans are working. democrats are finally paying attention to the border crisis. and so is the media. who thinks migrants going to massachusetts is just like the holocaust? >> this is the coming straight out of the authoritarian playbook. this is what is so disturbing about desan

>> jesse: pepperoni.hank you very much. the only professional wrestler and the pizza maker and the only time that will ever happen on cable news. i don't know if you watched "the five" but it was greg gutfeld's birthday. he was given a balloon of a unicorn -- i don't know why he likes unicorns. it floated away and almost took greg with him because he is short and made its way into our studio. i told him i would pop it live on the set. i decided to do something else. i will pop it and inhale it. i want to see what my voice sounds like reading text messages. this is the only way to follow-up a pizza wrestler. let's try this. >> [hissing]. >> jesse: let's do text messages. we have mark. if we are terrorists the democratic party doesn't want our money? i have a great idea. we can change the definition of terrorists completely. exactly. it's just like a recession. michael from new york: [laughing]. will from oakland, california: it was a ghost gun. just magically appeared and disappeared. jim from pennsylvania

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, thanks.ave a great weekend, bret. >> bret: you too. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: crime is a disease and like any virus it attacks an area of weakness. like you get sick exhausted and run down. crime flourishes in areas. chaos run rampant for decades. 1970s and 80's things were so bad in new york the city was called the killing fields. >> just imagine world war ii bombed out berlin. >> it was just a war zone arson murder rape burglary robbery. >> it's considered the murder capital of the united states. the worst ghetto in all of the united states. >> after decades of terror in the big apple, rudy giuliani rode in like a white knight and took care of business. he made life better for his residents and cleaned up the streets. guess what? it worked. he tackled crime and laid out the big city blueprint for safety. enforce your laws, keep criminals in line. and above all, support your police. >> seems like an easy recipe for success, right? yet, somehow, 30 years later, every democratic big run city has screwed t

send it over to jesse. >> jesse: have a great weekend, bret. >> bret: you too. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: every dayhear about violent crime in liberal cities across the country. and every day we sit and wait for democrats to respond. but, guess what, america, they are not responding. because there is really no problem here. aside from the murders, beatings and robberies, everything is totally under control. here is philadelphia the reality is we have been more effective. >> up formed district attorney everybody in the country knows that. maybe it's not working. >> it is working. the reality is that -- >> there is 1,000 people people killed in 20 months. >> it is working. the reality is when you look at all these different jurisdictions we have had a devastating blow from the pandemic and there is absolutely no correlation between being progressive or traditional and the rate of crime. >> jesse: if their policies are supposed to get a bunch of people killed yeah, they are working out great. in philly, shootings, robberies and carjackings are at all-time highs. can you get carjacked in your own drive

jesse watters continues our coverage and it starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you so much. ♪ >> boats. no, it's four boats. >> four of them. [winds] >> jesse: we start with a fox news alert. hurricane ian has made landfall in florida, pummeling the sunshine state rain and window of biblical proportions. ian is a cat 4 storm bringing 140 mile-per-hour winds and leaving a wake of destruction in its path. the national hurricane center is warning of catastrophic window damage with an unsuburb viable storm surge of up to 18 feet. it is expected to dump 2 feet of rain across the state bringing unprecedented flooding and destruction. entire neighborhoods are now undersea as water levels continue to rise. homes are floating down the middle of the street and people are swimming in their living rooms. by the way authorities say it's a very bad idea. who knows what's in that water. and first responders rescue services can't escape the flooding either. this fire department in naples is completely under water. leaving the city's residents on their own. and things are

here's jesse jr. on his first slide today. >> let's go, jesse. whew. whoa. >> jesse: ha-ha. it was still pretty cute. time for some text messages. kenny from wisconsin, jesse, stop talking about a.o.c. stop giving her airtime. i can't help it. she's on every magazine, every tv show. i cover the news. she's in the news. jim from west virginia, jesse, did hunter paint the portraits of the obamas? where's hunter? he's been painting michelle. bob says can't wait to see how california will mow the golf courses. that's going to be one long extension cord. of sue from ohio. jesse, who chooses your music for the breaks? are you really that cool or is the cool person behind the scenes? i'm really that cool, but we also have cool people behind the scenes. when we launched the show, we had one rule. funk music in the breaks. that's it. that's all for tonight. dvr the show. "tucker carlson" is up next. always arm, i'm watters, and this is my world. >> tucker: good evening. welcome to "tucker carlson." braddock is basically empty at this point. only 1700 people live there, down from a po

here is jesse. >> jesse: thanks, bret. >> bret: you bet. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we all remember what high school like and a lot of us thought we were as cool as ferris bueller. >> well, is he very popular, ed. motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, dweebies. they all adore him. they think is he a righteous dude. >> jesse: every once in a while the cool kid realizes they are not a righteous dude. >> they are not popular and they are not as adorable as they think they are. that's what happened to no spin zone this weekend. on saturday, thousands of young libs were getting drunk at a music festival here in manhattan. it was a concert called global citizen and it to raise money for climate change, poverty, i don't really know. nancy decided to make a little cam know to talk about global warming. paulie p. was even there. this was supposed to be a really cool moment. but nancy got booed like a villain. listen. >> of the house. [crowd boos] nancy pelosi. why is everybody booing? >> jesse: nancy pelosi showered with boos in deep blue new york city. this wasn't cpac. this was a climate change crowd of 20-ye

here is jesse. hey, buddy. >> jesse: i don't have anything on my head but i will try better tomorrow. thanks, bret. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: nothing is more embarrassing than declaring victory too early. >> goodbye, peter. i always knew you were weak. air goodman come at you. oh. oh. don't goes goodman. bret. >> jesse: in politics it can be the kiss of death. remember thomas dewey holding up the dewey defeats truman newspaper? remember that? if you were born later you probably don't. i have seen it. it looks like they had fake news back then, too, didn't they? it looks like joe biden had his dewey moment this summer. remember when he declared victory over inflation? >> actually, i just want to say a number zero: today we received news that our economy had zero percent inflation in the month of july. zero percent. zero inflation last month. >> jesse: just like he declared victory too early over covid, same thing happened with inflation because, today, just like the rent is too damn high, so

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now on time. >> jesse: very prompt. thank you, bret. ♪ we may not have the skills tore talent. we have all overestimated our ability. watching do something on tv and all of a sudden we think we can do it better. [screams] if we are lucky someone will come and tell us we are in way over our heads. the biden white house has been trying to get that point across to joe biden for over a year and a half telling him he is just not that guy anymore. he can't be going out in front of the cameras like he used to, you know, back in the day. and for some time joe listened he spent 221 days without a sit-down interview sitting down in bunker while most of us had questions. joe biden decided to finally break that streak this weekend talking to "60 minutes" and try to prove to everyone that he still has it in him. >> mr. president, you are the oldest president ever. >> pretty good shape, eh? >> which leads to the next question. some people ask whether you are fit for the job and when you hear that i wonder what you think. >> watch me.

not jesse.to-school eat edition of supermarket showdown.s in awin brand-new segment "the five" show and tell will or we will reveal our ultimate brown bag luncheess from her school days.erveal you do not want to miss that. plus we want to answer yourch ooschool themed fan mail questions. but first billions of students are headed back to the classroom and we will give you some tipst onfi how to succeed, but to gets in the mood let's take a trip cladown memory lane with our sl .hotos oh, wow. edi will go first. i di d not know -- that his senior year. .>> judge jeanine: that is you?i >> if you think inflation is how you should see dana's hair. >> dana: this brush haircut! google is amazing. >>he i look like the toughest gl in prison.my >> dana: apparently the most populathr high school winner. >> true story, i peeked in life at the age of 17. >> jimmy: class chatterbox, class clown, stuff like that. >> dana: and obviously most likely to succeed. and here's the judge. catholic school, that is so yo

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. >> jesse: thank you, bret. ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert, queenbeth ii died peacefully in her castle in scotland this afternoon at the age of 96. before her passing she was visited by friend and family who traveled far and wide to say their last goodbyes. and in a fitting tribute, a double rainbow hung over buckingham palace as mourners gathered outside to honor her life. her son charles will now succeed her and become king. elizabeth led the british monarchy for 70 years. the longest run of any king or queen in british history. though her public schedule was greatly reduced in recent months, she met with new prime minister liz truss just two days ago. but sadly her passing is the closing chapter of a now by gone era. her reign is the connective tissue between generations, presidents and prime ministers came and went. the queen elizabeth stayed constant always managing to stay above the political fray. she was the first thrust into the public eye during world war ii while still a princess. though just a child, she didn't flee the country as nazi p

jesse, back to you. >> jesse: thanks a lot, steve. let's turn to rob from the cajun navy, stepping in to save people stranded by the hurricane. before we go to the cajun navy, steve, can we get you back up on-camera one more time? i had a follow-up question for you. are the people not going back because the governor told them not to so they can leave the roads clear for the rescue vehicles? >> it's a combination. the governor has been cleared they don't want people looking around at the damage. they don't want people returning until it's safe to do so. ordinarily the day after a big storm, you want your valuables. we do see people, because of the flooding, because of downed trees and powerlines, simply moving around here, especially with gas stations closed, cellphones out, no electricity. it's a hard operation to pull off. >> jesse: yeah. i can imagine that must be tough. all right, steve, thank you very much. let's go now to rob. do we have rob goudet from the cajun navy. all right,en ron desantis. tell us what you've been able to a

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: still unafraid. love it. >> bret: sometimes you have to say it. >> jesse: you do. thanks, bret. >> jesse: fox news alert. live on the ground waiting for a plane full of illegal immigrants nearby joe biden's million dollars beach house in delaware. the only way to get the president to racket to the open border because cbs spoke to him for "60 minutes" and it never came up is to send had migrants to his doorstep. he finally said something about the illegals being dropped off where he vacations today. >> addressing migrants to delaware. do you have any comment or response to that, sir? >> he should come visit. we have a beautiful shoreline. >> jesse: desantis isn't going to delaware. it's not a swing state. but every news camera in the country went. have you ever seen this many reporters at the southern border? no. the flight is too far and it's dusty. you don't win pulitzers at the border plus the humidity messes up your hair. trust me, i know. the only way you can get the media to cover the border is

>> jesse: guy benson. no question. [laughter] >> bret: playing to the crowd. >> jesse: that's right. have a good one. ♪ >> jesse: as a kid, the school yard is a great proving ground. >> you grab a ball, hit the court, put up or shut up. no matter how good you are, sometimes you are just overmatched. >> jesse: now, some of us can take a loss others turn into sore losers. >> you bob for apples in the toilet and you like it. you play ball like a girl! >> jesse: when kids don't get their way they turn to name-calling. right now the democrats are acting like children. after democrats failed to contain the border crisis. a few republican governors decided to step in and help alleviate the problem. they shipped some migrants to a few sanctuary cities and the libs lost it. it didn't take long for obama to start calling republicans racist. >> but i will say that right now the biggest fuel behind the republican agenda is related to immigration and the fear that somehow america's character is going to be changed if people of dark

jesse jr.a shame. >> jesse: this is what happens. tonight "jesse watters primetime" barack obama calls republicans racist over their immigration policies. 7:00. who do we have? sharon? sharon sharon nice story now. a pennsylvania police officer was able to give a home to one of the dogs he helped rescue from an animal hoarder three years ago. officer warren leni of ross township was part of an operation to save 117 dogs from the unsafe living conditions they were subjected. to say after the pickups received attention hundreds of families were eager a document them. why didn't anyone call me? i would have taken them all. >> judge jeanine: i believe you. >> jesse: an animal hoarder. brian, take us home. >> brian: first off special thanks to john siena for leading a great example. not only a great wrestler the great actor, the best ever and also one time leader with make wishes. he has gotten over 650 make a wish since he started doing it in 2002. kids with life-threatening illnesses that is a new

jesse. >> jesse: who is the guy on "breakfast club" and he was always in detention? of look like him and i was in detention all appeared >> greg: there you go, so naturally. not a stretch, interesting, dane appearance before election? >> jessica: that was mine, too. [laughter] >> jesse: might as well. >> greg: that is a great movie. such a good movie. >> jessica: or "under watc watched." >> greg: dakin? >> dagen: jack torrance in "the shining." >> greg: i was going to go with "blue velvet." >> dagen: can i do it? >> greg: sorry. if you haven't seen that movie, watch it with the kids. >> jesse: what? >> greg: what famous person dead or alive are you related to? this is a great question. some people have like famous ancestry. >> dana: i've got nothing, famous? i don't know. >> greg: dakin? >> dagen: trish and neil. >> greg: she had her voice like this. >> dagen: she looked just like my grandmother. >> greg: she was always in cop movies. >> dagen: and [indistinct] >> greg: what looked to be right? not a fan of that team. jessica? this is easy for you. >> jessica: yeah,

jesse jr. because the united nations has been in town this week, i've been walking 30 minutes to work, 30 minutes back from work. i'm dying to be trafficked. someone traffic me to the upper eastside and back. little update on the walking situation. today i came face-to-face with joe biden himself. they stopped us on the street at 57th street and sixth, and the actual motorcade, the beast with biden in the back, roared past a crowd of about 250 people who couldn't go anywhere. i was expecting to hear roars, more fanfare, screams and clasp. maybe some kisses. maybe two guys clap. maybe three. nothing. i heard nothing. the deepest blue city in the entire east coast, no one cared. they just wanted him to get out of the way. text message time. joanne from fair play, colorado. i'm from colorado. the when do we have to give homeless drug addicts a salary? yeah, you probably didn't get to vote for that. i have a feeling if that was on the ballot, it wouldn't pass. ray does a transgender person get free

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>> jesse: i don't forget about all the crimes of passion.ggest blanket in chicago will she better start acting like it. stop the bleeding and salsa big macs because the point of running a city is you have to have a good business. that is the key to running a city if you don't have a good business environment you don't have a city. so she is more concerned about running -- that's chicago way it's a machine that's why she is the mayor to begin with. so she cares more about p.r. than dead people. you can continue to do that is after a while people wake up in the stepping over dead bodies and mcdonald's going if the go eat at wendy's no one wants eat at wendy's. [laughs] [laughs] >> how dare you you take that back right now. >> don't go there. >> you could really go there. [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] >> no disrespect. >> the left hook is gonna hurt. >> tyrus: where have you been ceos? we are seeing the woke attitude is now getting fired back. we saw with the squad when they try to hit up and chase them back on ceos and not being afraid realizing

>> steve: you chose -- >> jesse: cheese. >> steve: and some pate. >> jesse: chicken liver pate.eppers for you, and greg, because you are a trend trendsetter, -- >> greg: you want me to explain what i did? >> steve: please. >> greg: balance your taste buds. for the savory, i have pigs in a blanket, which everybody -- if you do not like pigs and a blanket, you are dead to me. then i balance it with -- and that i have some crushed pop rocks. what you can do is put the pop rocks -- i have to do my show after this that i do not want to throw up. you mix them together and it is quite delicious. i have done this, this is a tradition in my family going back 50-60 years. >> jesse: pop rocks? >> greg: my great, great great grandfather invented pop rocks accidentally in the outhouse. >> steve: this is something dana -- >> dana: i learned how to make a salami rose. you take a wine glass. you have the salami. and you have to layer it all around like this, go all the way around. >> steve: how many pieces do you use? >> dana: as many as i need because we are not skimping on "the five." >> jess

jesse? >> jesse: i want to give a big shoutout to dr.ure today. went in, we put him under and he was out and that was before he went under. and then this is him coming out if you can show that picture. where am i holding him like such a great father. do d. we show that? there he is come out of it. doing great. i want to thank the doctor. >> dana: what kind of a doctor is he. >> greg: did cover the bald spot. >> jesse: minor cosmetic jury. >> dana: what's it called pediapepediatric. >> judge jeanine: fishing boat gust decides to make lands on the boat. after the michelle shock they measured tagged and released the shark back into the ocean. i guess he was trying to do his good deed for the day. >> dana: no thank you. >> greg: interesting. tonight i have another great show. rob long, k.t. mcfarland, kat timpf and tyrus. i dare to you watch that. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> greg: this is great one. you know, this is what you call a sappy arg. check this one out. here is a baby sloth reunited with the mob. there was a big fir

all right, jesse, she had one job.south," and she confused -- that's the only thing she had to do, and she couldn't do that. >> jesse: and she didn't even correct her mistake. >> greg: exactly. >> jesse: she said we are allies with the north koreans and it didn't even register with her. when i say something wrong, i immediately know i have said something wrong, and i immediately correct it. [laughter] or dana nudges me and i issue a clarification. the fact she had no clue, she said that is really scary. in the wrong place at the wrong time. remember during the afghanistan calamity, she was in vietnam, and today's border crisis, she is on that border, my sources are actually telling me that on veterans day she is going to be meeting with jane fonda. [laughter] and on a day, greg, where the union president of the states and looking for a dead congresswoman, you think to yourself, at least we have the vice president, no, we are allies with little rocket man, okay, here we go. it would be funny. >> greg: i heard they neede

hey, jesse. jesse: yes? afton: can you look at me? jesse: let's see. ton: hi. jesse: hi! afton: gotcha. jesse: ha ha ha! what's up? afton: can i come in? jesse: yeah, of course. afton: i just want to, um, ask you what adhd is. jesse: um... afton: clearly, we knew nothing. i mean, i have to say i was getting pretty good at researching disorders. i've been diagnosed with depression, anxiety,apid cycle bipolar, bipolar ii, fibromyalgia, addiction disorders, premenstrual dysphoric disorder, insomnia, dyslexia, and nearsightedness. ok. that last one has nothing to do with an adhd diagnosis, but it's still trueso... the more i read, the more i realized these symptoms were adhd or exacerbated by it. jesse: let me google it. afton: ok. jesse: i will--i wl tell you exactly what it is. adhd. um, see more symptoms than just that. "people may experience aggression, excitability, fidgeting, hyperactivity, impulsivity, irritability, lack of restraint, or persistent repetition of words or actions. absentmindedness, difficult focusing, forgetfulness, problems paying attention, or short a

>> i'm jesse.fusing me. >> sorry, jesse. >> i have wealthy friends who had homes everywhere, homes in greenwich, aspen, plaque beach, manhattan, easthampton, and all he did was chase girls, play drums, smoke hash. i wasn't happy deep down, because his parents never had expectations that he would have a real job. his parents made -- offhand all the baby boomers' parents made an obscene amount of money, and thought they could buy happiness. you can't happiness, ainsley. you can only buy love. happiness comes from overcoming obstacles, resilience and work. it's not a constant state of pleasure and relaxation. that's the reward you get for working hard. >> that's hedonism. >> the average household lost $7200 in income since biden took office. people need to work. they're losing money. inflation is sky-high, but our paychecks are the same. >> people do need to work. part of what's going on, baby boomers made a ton of postpone, but didn't retire. the normal chain of command is not happening. a lot of peo

jesse, go. >> jesse: major party foul in florida. no injuries reported but everywhere are mourning. tonight "jesse watters primetime" we have scott baio, ♪ a scott baio impersonator an actual scott baio. 7:00. don't miss it. >> judge jeanine: jessica? >> really cool new study out of england. they may have found the first evidence that fetuses react to taste and smell in the womb. women '2 to 36 weeks pregnant while capsules of kale and carrots followed by a light full of water and showed fetuses had the kale with the frowns there and the ones who had the carrots were smiling. >> i think that sounds right. >> greg: stacy abrams. >> jessica: you didn't have to do that. >> judge jeanine: that's it for us. "special report" suspect next. >> bret: scott baio. i want to tune in to that. thanks. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight. preelection politics and playing hard ball on capitol hill. negotiations on a new crime bill entering a critical stage ahead of the midterms. and house republicans are leveraging

and there is jesse jr. >> dana: look how big he is. >> jesse: got a lot of color.ave that tomorrow. also tonight "jesse watters primetime," the story of joe biden's summer told the way only i could tell it. 7:00. >> greg: all right. i'm up. tonight i got tom shillue, dagen mcdowell, mercedes schlapp and jimmy failla. and let's do this. greg's post labor day mood. i think we are all feeling a little weird much like these fellows here. a little sleepy. it's getting dark outside now. remember, summer just went so fast. he is getting sleepy and then quote a sleepy bear. where is the sleepy bear? he is sleeping, too. everybody is getting sleepy. bret baier nodding off and let's end with the sleepiest of sleepy the sleepy sloth. yeah. isn't that amazing? >> judge jeanine: look at those eyes. >> greg: that was everybody o. judge? >> judge jeanine: new season of castles u.s.a. on fox nation hoovment sear sneak peek of our latest episode: >> the combination of the vineyards and the castle, you feel like you are in another place. >> almost like tuscany. >> judge jeanine: not

is that what you are saying, jesse?he has to stay up late. because of the time difference. congrats. >> greg: i know he is right. hi, jesse. here is a lesson to all of you criminals out there. i know you watch the show. you love it. always have a getaway route. thief in washington took a wrong turn and wound up in a big concrete, got stuck and just to say it's on the sheet. driver was a woman. this is not to say that all women drivers are bad drivers. this particular woman was a bad driver. tonight on "jesse watters primetime," aoc says we have to open the borders because migrant also have the babies that americans won't. 7:00. >> oh my goodness. >> greg: if only there was a name for that what's up, harold? >> harold: two quick things. i had a great pal who had his cancer screening discovered and helped him. everyone get your cancer screenings whatever age you are defected earlier. much better chance of beating it. aaron judge second all time as a yankee doing it. fastest yankee to get to 60. he is one to tie roger mari

[comeers] jess winner, cross court. nice drop shot. not good enough.greg: doesn't matter. >> jesse: actually carlos. great shot, carlos. tonight on "jesse watters primetime" johnny hit the beach to ask people how they felt about biden calling them fascist. >> joe biden also called trump voters fascists. >> i guess i'm a fascist. >> watch out joe biden we have a fascist on the beach. >> no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> jesse: that's johnny on the beach. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: not unusual to see a boat being towed in traffic. what is unusual is what people in australia saw last week that's the guy in a motorized wheelchair pulling a boat in traffic. unfortunately, it's illegal to paul motor -- to pull a boat in traffic in a motorized scooter. and the driver is currently being sought by local police. >> come on, guys. >> we in america applaud his spirit of innovation. >> good job indeed. jessica? >> unlikely pair played a game of fetch together after a seal noticed a job being chased by owner. isn't that adorable? the next toss at the cal

now jesse wants to follow in hi.tsteps. >> i want to study and become a radiologist, so i can work at children's hospital. that is my goal. >> reporter: in san francisco, katie nielsen, kpix 5. >> isn't it amazing how strong he has and so young? and he wants to help other kids. >> taking his pain and wanting to channel it into purpose. > >> still ahead, watch this. some some bay area fire stations getting a new emergency respons. response tool. how it will help keep crews in the fight, even in in the most dire situations. > >> california regulators making a first of its kind decision aimed at reducing emissions fro. from appliances. we will have the new rules. > >> and california ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ >> right now on kpix 5, a new high-tech system aimed at protecting whales off the bay area coast. the partnership that that helped it become a reality. > >> north bay fire stations getting a green upgrade. the new new technology that could save . save lives. >> the station does not have a p a backup generator, now it will. will.

[laughter] >> jesse: dana?ew shih tzu puppy. >> jesse: two days in a row. >> dana: she couldn't find him. where is he? and then she finally like he was under there for quite a while, apparently. there he is little nelson. a strange dog. he likes to sleep in the frisbee not in a bed. >> jesse: that's really cute. >> judge jeanine: how old is that dog? >> dana: two and a half months old. >> judge jeanine: going to be big. >> greg: dana, who gets a shih. give it as a gift. >> jesse: that is all for us. "special report" is up next. >> bret: we can just listen to more greg and shih tzus? >> please. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight it could be or could it a preview of the 2024 presidential election? some people think it is. florida governor ron desantis, president biden squaring off over immigration. democrats are incensed that republican governors including desantis for sending illegal immigrants to northern cities. now a class action lawsuit on behalf of the migrants flown to ma

jesse. >> reporter: jesse says he owes a large part of his recovery to him who shares a similar story also had leukemia at a teenar a teenager and he was treated at at the children's hospital. he went on to become a nurse at the the same facility and now jessee jesse once to follow in his footsteps. >> i want to become a radiologist so i can work at the the children's hospital. >> reporter: kpix 5. > >> tonight the salesforce ceo is is funding a high tech venture that just launched off the bay area coast called the whale safe and it uses ai equipped buoys to detect whales. it is a joint effort by the ocean science laboratory and the marine mamma. mammal center. here is a live look at what the trackers are seen, several whales alongside e of the busiest shipping lanes, all of them home backs is on ouictttion. the deployment follows the death of a photographed humpback named frank who washed up with a broken neck likely the result of of a ship strike. > >> still ahead, a surprising that rocked the north bay. the y the dry creek that is now running full. > >> the driver and a wild chase

jesse, would you mind sharing the slides? >> sorry, it isn't showing, is it? >> not right now. >> there we go. >> it is showing now. great. we'll go to land acknowledgment. we acknowledge that we are on the unceded ancestral homeland of the ramaytush ohlone, who are the original inhabitants of the san francisco peninsula. as the indigenous stewards of this land and in accordance with their traditions, the ramaytush ohlone have never ceded, lost nor forgotten their responsibilities as the caretakers of this place, as well as for all peoples who reside in their traditional territory. as guests, we recognize that we benefit from living and working on their traditional homeland. we wish to pay our respects by acknowledging the ancestors, elders and relatives of the ramaytush community and by affirming their sovereign rights as first peoples. thank you. at this time we'll go to item 2, which is public comment on matters not on the agenda. >> members of the public who wish to provide comment should call 1-415-655-0001 code: 2481 141 0092 # #/ to request to speak, pr

not jesse.tors will edition of supermarket showdown, a brand-new segment, the fives show tell where we will reveal our ultimate brown bag lunches from our school days you do not want to miss lesley answer fan mail russians but first, millions of students headed back to the classroom, we will give you tips on how to succeed but let's take a trip down memory lane with our school photos. [laughter] i didn't know. >> senior year. >> big 80s hair. >> you think inflation is high. oh my goodness gracious. [laughter] >> jimmy failla morning a fresh haircut. >> very nice. >> amazing. >> i look like the toughest girl in prison. [laughter] >> jimmy was apparently the most high school winner of just about every superlative. >> true story, i peeked at the age of 17. [laughter] class chatterbox, class clown and stuff like that. >> and obviously most likely to succeed. here's the judge looking like she doesn't want to get in trouble. [laughter] so cute. >> it's that school uniform. >> i love it, so cute. >> we

so, jesse , i know that youe yourself are a victim of crime. left your beach chair on the beach and was cruelly stolen from you. a man in chicago named simon 2017 jaguar suv.a 2017 j it was stoleaguarn twice in three hours. >> did you identify with thati idea?don't and don't forget about allfoet a bout the crimes of passion that i'ves been a victim of.he >> lori lightfoot says she has the biggest blank in chicago.e l >> well, she should startanket acting likstart actie stop the sell some big macs becauseoint o the point of runningf the city is you have to have a good business environment. busines th the key to running a city. if you don't have a goodss env business environment, you don't have a citironment ys morey. bot so she's more concerned about running a patronage mill. that's running the chicago way. with. it's a machine. that's the reason she's thee ab. mayor to begin with . so she cares more about pr than dead people. and you can't continue to do that because after a while, people wake up and they're stepping over dead bodie s. >> mcdon

and excitedr jesse. jesse says, he owea large part of his recovery from roberto, who shares a similar story. roberto was also treated at the hospital for cancer as ar and became a nurse at that same facility. now, jesse wants to follow in his footsteps. >> i want to study to become a radiologist so i can work at children's hospital of oakland. >> reporter: katie nielsen, kpix kpix 5. > >> the concert was a part of the the three day tech conference dream force, the largest concert since the pandemic.we have facts and figures we want to sh. 150,000 people attended, including 40,000 here on site. e three day conference projected to generate $40 million for san francisco. the majority of vendors, 85% were local. the event also employed more than 20 local support staff. now that you know that, we have told you everything we can usefully tell you about dream force. thanks for watching. we will see you bk your at 11:00, until then, the news continues on kpix.com. > >> have a good saturday night. (intense music)

. ♪ ♪ >> hello everybody i'm jesse watters with dana and jesse and janine.s is the five. ♪ ♪ the biden administration can't stop lying to the american people about the border crisis. just days after, claimed the border secure, we have evidence that makes her look like a total fool. illegal immigrant immigrants in camouflage scaling the partial wall in arizona. 2 million border encounters this year, a record high. at least is one democrat willing to bust, while on her bord borderline. >> she said the border is secure. she is dead wrong on that. i've said this. i voted every time for the wall. we need the wall and a lot more. >> the line doesn't end there, listen to this outrageous claim from the white house. >> we had to fix something that was broken especially by the last administration, the trumpet administration, which largely try to build a wall, and it ineffective wall, couldn't even finish that in four years. we're doing more to secure the border ourselves, and we could be doing even more afraid republicans could stop their obstruction. >> and where all

jesse: not at all.whole thing happened, we had a tremendous amount of support, record-breaking numbers of job applications coming in. i think a lot of people were just waiting for somebody to say it and they are looking for a place where they can be themselves and not have to work on action shows, a place where they can just get to work and work on important things and not be distracted by petty grievances that people have. i think it actually attracts people and deters the wrong kind of people that are not cut out to be working in a professional environment. emily: now, jamie dimon had this to say about crypto. take a quick listen. mr. dimon: i am a major skeptic on crypto tokens, which are called currency, like bitcoin. they are decentralized ponzi schemes. emily: "decentralized ponzi schemes." what is your reaction to that? jesse: i feel like it is better than a centralized ponzi scheme which is the stock market and national currencies. [laughter] i mean, it's an upgrade. we should be asking is it an

amy klobuchar. >> jesse brought up kamala.ring the question because she's a embarrassment? >> no. it's not up to biden whether he runs again. i have a feeling someone will tell him. he could announce he's running for re-election, and the white house have to walk it back. the american policy on the biden campaign is he will not be running for re-election. imagine treating a woman this way. my intention is to marry you, but it's just an intention. is it a firm decision? it remains to be seen. that's not what the american people want to hear. it actually is, because it's the most unifying he's ever been. the republicans and democrats hearing that are, like, all right, that's the way to go. republicans not making this a story. it's the liberal media asking joe biden this question over and over again. it's the liberal media asking other democrats, if he runs again, are you going to support him? this isn't our issue. they've been wanting him for out for a long time. he was youthful beat trump. he's like a tuxedo. you wear it on spec

"jesse watters primetime" will be doing our show down there as well.st day of school photo. as we were saying in the commercial break both of them could beat up greg. tonight on "jesse watters primetime," we have senator ted cruz, kayleigh mcenany, not a senator and senator rand paul 7:00. >> dana: could be a senator if she wanted to. >> greg: one day unless aoc has anything to say about it. by the way, i guess i'm not doing my show at fox nation awards. >> dana: i think you are. >> greg: mine wasn't on there. >> dana: i think you are. >> greg: gutfeld 11:00 p.m. emily compagno, tyrus great show. greg's perfect house guest tips. if you are going to have a bear over, make sure the bear knows how to open and close a door. check out this fellow. i have never seen a bear this conscientious. usually when i have bears over they just come in. wiping his paws and then he is going to close the door. >> dana: excuse me. >> greg: isn't that nice in the most adorable thing after he closed the door he ate the person. it's adorable. so adorable the person was scream

excitd for jesse. he deserves this and much more. >> reporter: he says he owes a e part of his recovery to roberto who shares a similar story. aftr he recovered, he was a nurse at the same facility. now jesse wants to follow in his footstep. >> i want to study and become at so i can work at children's hospital in oakland. that's my . >> jesse, i hope you have a won, beautiful live. > >> you hear them on the radio ad they sound some recognizable. i recently had a chance to chat wh one of the founding members, tom tom johnson who is ready to rock rock down the highway once again. >> [ music ] listen to the music. >> reporter: for over half a ce, fans have been doing, just thats legendary rock band came togethr decades ago in san jose in 1970e singer and lead guitarist tom johnston still calls the bay ara home. >> i have been in northern calia since '68. >> reporter: they're back on thd again for the second leg of the 50th anniversary tour. >> [ music ] keep on rolling. >> reporter: might have better , so

jess: we've been dating since high school? amine: maybe, like, six years now? jess: yeah.6 years. heh. everyone is always asking, "what's your next move," right? like, "what are you doing after graduation?" like, "what are you doing with your life? what's the plan?" what are you doing? da da da. i think the pandemic has allowed us to say, "i don't know," and that be an acceptable answer. amine: that is very true. jess: and i think in the sense of our relationship too, like, before, it's like, what's going to happen? like, you know, what's your future? what are you doing? where are you moving? and now, it's like, "i just don't know," a that's ok. and i'm just with someone that makes me happy and that i love, and that's all i need right now. i don't think that means there's less or more seriousness. it's just shifts the perspective of how we're looking at our relationship. amine: i think the pandemic maybe just gives more-- it steers the changes in different ways. i think, in relationships, you always need to change together. jess: yeah. amine: and, like, whether you change

guys, back to you. >> a long night ahead for you, jesse kershner, orlando, thank you jesse, stay safe. >> we have to watch, when it comes to a threat, let's talk about right now, and nbc meteorologist grossman is watching this. we heard from him, the rain is a concern, the flooding is a concern. but he's saying, hey, we haven't even gotten worse to be at. >> that's right, they're gonna have a long day ahead of, them they're hoping for sunrise soon, because we're looking at some very heavy rainfall, could see some flash flooding. and we're looking at the chance for some life-threatening flash flooding, as we look back yesterday we saw a really strong winds, we saw heavy rainfall, winds gusting over 100 miles per hour, we -- rainfall, totaled nearly 20 inches. in many spots, over a foot of rain, when it's all said and done today, we're gonna see nearly two and a half feet of rain in some spots. that is a, lot and that is dangerous. looking at this right, now you will see heavy rainfall near where jessie. is jacksonville, daytona beach, looking at that category one storm. that was as of

>> all right jesse kirsch with some new reporting tonight. jesse, we thank you. >>> still to come, the new beginnings in uvalde the challenges and changes ahead for students going back to school tomorrow. >>> welcome back school starts tomorrow in uvalde, texas and with it big changes for students the community is still reeling from the mass shooting in may that claimed the lives of 21 at robb elementary. and while there are fears as the school year begins, there's also hope. morgan chesky is there. >> reporter: in uvalde flowers cover the names on crosses that have long since been memorized 21 lives lost in a town fighting for a better future when its elementary school doors open tomorrow. >> it's hard to stay but i really want them to go back i'm scared for them to go to school >> reporter: monica arriola feels stuck. on may 24th her son jeremy was inside robb elementary and heard the gunfire that killed two of his cousins and best friend, jose flores jr with his old school now being torn down, the 10-year-old admits counseling has helped b

for jesse. for jesse. >> reporter: jesse says he owesa large part of recovery to robero who shares a similar story. he also had leukemia and was treatd at children's. after graduating he became a nurse in the same facility. now jesse wants to follow in his footsteps. >> i want to study, become a rat so i can work at children's hospital of oakland. that's my goal. > >> matthew mcconaughey could beg a page out of ronald reagan's script, making a jump from the silver screen to the white house. before he appeared on stage at oracle park he told the the crowd at dream force he coud consider a presidential run in the future adding it would be arrogant not to. he has talked about running for governor of texas in the past. > >> two winners from illinois hae come forward to claim the massie mega millions jackpot. it's been been eight weeks since winning tickets were sold. the two say they spent the past few weeks working with football, legal advisers. they've agreed to shae the more than $1.3 billion. th