"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hi, jesse. >> jesse: hi, bret. thank you. >> jesse: you can't ignore your problems forever. hear a funny noise in your car better get it checked out before you break down and have to call a.a.a. the person you are dating has a couple red flags, you better work those out before you pop the question. you can't just shut your eyes and hope the monster goes away. [scary music] ♪ >> jesse: nancy pelosi thinks her boogie man will disappear if we stop talking about him. >> at the direction of donald trump. >> yeah. >> a very sick person. >> i think that we spend too much time talking about him because this was a real taint on our democracy to have that person there. but we cannot keep giving him all the press he wants. >> jesse: this is coming from the lady that impeached trump twice. ignore trump and he will just go away. obama didn't get that message. barry and michelle took a private jet down to australia this week. michelle looked miserable. what does she have to be so sad about? her husband is making millions in aust

>> good evening, jesse. main issue is the release of the identities of a certain number of undercover officers, which were apparently accidentally included when the lapd released the names and photos of thousands of the officers as part of a standard public records request that was made by an antipolice watchdog group called the stop lapd spying coalition. the los angeles police department protective league is now calling for an investigation of lapd chief michael moore and a police administrator believed to have been involved in the release of that information. the chief has in fact himself already called for an investigation intothis all happened. he says california law compelled the department to act on the records request, but that, quote, it appears that once the decision was made to release the information, that appropriate safeguards were not put in place to ensure those assigned to sensitive investigations were not included, but many rank-and-file officers, while accepting that the lapd had a legal o

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now on time. >> >> jesse: fair, balanced and unafraid. >> bret: see you buddy. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: there's a theory of history, it's called the great man theory. it basically says history is forged by great men, the george washingtons, the alexander the greats, the jesse wattersss, individuals drive the fate of civilization. there is other theories about everything, you know, economics is the main driver. i personally believed geography play as big factor but leaders define relation and we celebrate when good ones succeed and we celebrate when bad ones fail. we root for failure. the best part of the united states of america is we can get rid of our own leaders if enough of us vote. it can be frustrating when you live next to idiots because idiots put idiots in charge. even sometimes idiots realize they picked an idiot. and that's what happened last night in chicago chicago has been living in an a nightmare for years. and this morning the city woke up to good news the windy city is getting a new mayor. ♪ >> oh. thank god. >> and tonight we are going to

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. ♪ >> jesse: a fox news alert. two american citizens have been found dead in mexico. >> today we learned the very sad news that mexican state and federal authorities recovered four u.s. citizens kidnapped on march 3rd in matamoras, mexico. two u.s. citizens were returned to the united states. the bodies of two other u.s. citizens killed in the same incident were also recovered. >> jesse: this all comes after the trigger happy gulf cartel opened fire on a van carrying four americans coming from south carolina. video showed cartel foot soldiers callously dragging the bodies of their victims and stacking them into the backs of their trucks. the two dead victims who were finding out or later ditched on the side of the road were identified as shy he'd woodward and zin del brown. mexico still hasn't returned their bodies. what a great ally. as for the survivors, they were kidnapped and held for days in a dirty stash house on the outskirts of town. one of the survivors, eric willia

jesse? >> jesse: don't feed me after midnight? >> greg: jessica? glass or like that. [laughter] >> katie: she's fine, don't worry. >> jessica: my cords are great. >> kayleigh: i would say don't start a fight with me. >> greg: how about this? >> katie: look sweet, but is spicy. >> greg: do not operate heavy machinery under my influence. yes. what else can i say? "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ oh, my daughter gives the best hugs! we're just passing through on our way to the jazz jamboree. [ imitates trumpet playing ] and we wanted to thank america's number-one motorcycle insurer -for saving us money. -thank you. [ laughs ] mara, your parents are -- exactly like me? i know, right? well, cherish your friends and loved ones. let's roll, daddio! let's boogie-woogie! this isn't just freight. these aren't just shipments. they're promises. promises of all shapes and sizes. each, with a time and a place they've been promised to be. a promise is everything to old dominion, because it means everything to you. stop this high school in nebraska, when the rest

hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, happy doggy day. >> gillian: say hi to your mom. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: diswriewn 17th94 is a day sports fan also always remember. remember? arnold palmer playing last round at the u.s. open. chicago hosting the first game of the world cup and game five of the nba finals. patrick ewing was going in for a ring as new york faced off against the rocks. for sports fans one of the greatest days in history. until it got hijacked by this. >> this is a fox news "special report." >> los angeles police department right now is actively searching for mr. simpson. >> right now tell the police back off. still alive. he has a gun to his head. >> hey, listen. >> oj's white bronco blew it all out. no one remembered ballner game five all about bronco. white bronco steals your thunder and ron desantis knows what i'm talking about. because this week we are setting up to be ron's week. his book went number one, he was fresh off tour. flying back from iowa, sitting down for an hour long no holds barred with piers morgan on fox nation. the interview where we got our first national look at who

thanks, jesse. >> jesse: this is what happens when you follow the money.nvestigation into the biden crime family finally caught a break. >> jesse: treasury department has just agreed to give house republican as full access to the sketchy wire transfers to the biden family. this means republican also finally get their chance to bring new evidence to the table on the money flowing in from everywhere, china, ukraine, russia, romania, and wherever other international scoundrels the bidens were in bed with. this really is bad news for the bidens for two years treasury secretary janet yellen has been running this cover-up and now we know why. we are learning from the house oversight chairman james comer aside from hunter and biden's brother jimmy the chin, there may have been another biden who was getting money from overseas. >> they started wiring money to biden family members, plural. and there were three different biden family members that receive a cut from that $3 million, including a new biden family member that is never before been included in any of thes

here is jesse. >> jesse: making babies at "primetime," too. don't get too comfortable. >> bret: okay. >> jesse: have a good weekend. >> bret: have a good weekend. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: things used to be hard in america. to be the best you had to work hard. and only the best achieved greatness. you wanted to be great because greatness won wars. the men who sprinted into gunfire on the beaches of normandy were great. so were the ones who planted our flag on iwo jima. joked out communism in korea a crawled through the jungles in vietnam and battled in the hot sands in the middle east. greatness was everywhere in america because greatness was rewarded. if you wanted to go to harvard or yale, you had to be at the top of your class. they demanded greatness from their students. if you wanted to walk the runway at fashion shows and have your face plastered on magazines and billboards you had to be in at this point top shave. not enough to make somebody stop in their track. if you wanted to run nasa, ibm or exxon you had to be the best in the business. they de

here is jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: nothing used to say luxury get away like a vacation to beautiful acapulco, mexico. no one loved it more than hollywood. a place where all the stars used to flock to from frank sin thata to the kennedys to even elvis. ♪ to be on their way ♪ it's such a beautiful morning ♪ for a holiday ♪ >> jesse: acapulco. and booked trips to santa monaco. and mexico was forced to start selling itself at discount. went to catering to the rich and famous to hosting spring break. >> dude, there is going to be chicks walking around in bikinis i don't know how we are going to pull it off. it's going to be insane. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: spring break in mexico become the biggest event of the year. at least 30,000 college kids fly in march and april and go all out. every parent, especially every parent of daughters, when they hear hey, dad, a bunch of us are going to go to mexico for spring break, i promise i will be good, daddy. we are not even going to leave the resort. i don't know. but i

"jesse watters primetime" is next. starts right now. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: "primetime" has been watching the democrats pretty closely this year. everybody from hillary to gavin newsom is looking to knock joe off the throne but, what about the republicans? who is going to be the republican nominee for president? well, it looks like it's going to be a crowded field. a lot of people are sniffing around, some you know, some you don't. and some you don't want to know. "primetime" is going to be kicking the tires on all the candidates. we will have a couple of republicans on next week to see what they are all about. now, out of everybody who has announced, trump is in the lead and we will show you the polling in a second. we are now seeing another guy from florida make moves. ron desantis is reportedly telling people in his circle he is set on running. sources tell "the washington post" he is going to declare in may or june. desantis has 70 mill in the back left over from run for governor. and desantis super pacs are coming alive.

jesse waters prime time starts right now. jesse? >> thanks, bret. fox news alert. for the first time in american history a former president has been indicted. this day will go down as a dark day for america. president trump has been indicted by new york district attorney alvin bragg for a private civil settlement he made with a woman seven years ago. bragg's star witnesses, michael cohen, a convicted felon and disbarred lawyer and stormy daniels, a porn actress that begged for hush money and worked with michael avenatti. another convicted felon that got people to falsely cu brett kavanaugh of sexual miss miscon. where is the crime? how many civil cases has bill clinton settled with women? we were told by the democrats in the media that your private life is your private life. everything was consensual. now consensual is a felony? they're prosecuting the former president over sex? sex which donald trump denies? he's claims he was extorted. the left has said they want the government out of the bedroom. they just kicked down the bedroom door, this is a calculated move.

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm a big boxing fan with a mike tyson guy growing up. love tommy morrison, too bad what happened to him. roy jones jr. was my guy, heavyweight champ with the fastest hands. i wasted too much money buying may weather pay per view. i love all the trash talk. that's what got all the drama going. >> i want all of america, i want the whole world to see me destroy this man after two short rounds because after this fight he is going to have to donate what's left of his body to science. there won't be much, that i can guarantee. >> jesse: boxes and politics a lot a like. jabs one guy feeling another one out. sometimes you feel guy come off the mat and win. sometimes talking trash in the ring. first round of the 2024 republican primary we saw trump test desantis' defense. jab here, jab there. see what gets through. get his distance down. and now we are in round 2. and desantis is starting to let his hands go a little. watch. >> what is your favorite nickname trump has

jesse watters owes us four more seconds but he starts right now, jesse? >> jesse: it was a case of mistaken identity. i thought you were bret baier and i apologize. >> trace: wow, you are forgiven. thank you, jesse. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: there are few photos that are burned into the memory of every american. u.s. marines planting our flag in the japanese soil during the battle of iwo jima, muhammed ali standing over sonny liston after landing a quick right hand. throwing up does after being the first president in-to-resign. caught on camera priceless. democrats are setting up the most famous picture in american history. donald trump's mugshot. most controversial president of all time trump indicted tomorrow democrats are already drooling. i certainly booking officer is respectful doesn't take advantage of some stupid joke. [laughter] mr. president, this will be your mugshot i'm going to snap the photo on the count of #. okay? mr. president, here would go, 1, 2, hit the wind machine. 3. ended by one. trump's mugshot is going to be lethal for the democrats next ele

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> hey, bret. thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: protests are a big part of american history. this country started with a protest. the boston tea party. it sparked the american revolution. peaceful protests are so important that they are protected by the first amendment. women protested for the right to vote. mlk marched on washington with a quarter million people behind him. the civil rights act was past the next year. in the 1960s and 70s college camcampuses were packed with students protesting the vietnam war. some protests were peaceful. some were violent and some turned deadly. >> william was killed in the confrontation between national guardsmen and students protesting the war in vietnam at kent state university. joe lewis was shot twice that day as was allen both survived and feel it necessary to remember the four who died understanding it could easily have been them it was a tense time troops coming home called baby killers. might be ripped out of a classroom and september to a jungle. they protested

jesse? >> jesse: don't feed me after midnight? >> greg: jessica?ten a glass or like that. [laughter] >> katie: she's fine, don't worry. >> jessica: my cords are great. >> kayleigh: i would say don't start a fight with me. >> greg: how about this? >> katie: look sweet, but is spicy. >> greg: do not operate heavy machinery under my influence. yes. what else can i say? "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ lomita feed is 101 years old. when covid hit, we had some challenges. i heard about the payroll tax refund that allowed us to keep the people that have been here taking care of us. learn more at getrefunds.com. [music plays] if your instinct is to help. ♪ then clearly you care. ♪ you have what it takes to be a care professional. home instead. apply now. stop this high school in nebraska, when the rest of her team quit the squad. she decided she was going to stick it out and compete on her own which i think is awesome. she came in eighth place out of 12 teams and since her story went viral. katrina has been invited to visit the u.s. air force base in chey

hey, jesse.ter used on the people of east palestine, ohio? >> yeah. but they don't have precious metals. rick, buffalo, new york, did kamala visit the lady that sticky sammy got all of his clothes from? i thought she had a very fine outfit on. vinny from bay side new york mining co-baltd in africa using child labor where is reverend al sharpton? i know where he isn't. francine from ohio, we all know where john fetterman is but where the heck is gisele? to be fair, gisele raises their kids in braddock, pennsylvania and i think she must visit him on the weekends. autumn from florida, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a cuban migrant. if our government can't control the border then they obviously can't control the skies. just saying. i mean we don't take anything down. chinese spy balloons. flying migrants. just come on in. rick, midland, texas, ron desantis needs to have the hand gliders refueled and sent to martha's vineyard. they can go 90 miles do. a couple pit spots and be on the vineyard in no t

>> bret: sorry. >> jesse: i thought we were close, i guess not. >> bret: sorry, jesse. ♪ ♪ >> jesse:s 2,000s on wall street. the.com bubble had just burst people's 401(k)s were tanking. billions arey evaporating thanks to pansy schemers like madoff and companies with cooked up sheets like enrodge were collapsing. wall street was too busy juicing their bonuses to buy mansions in green issue in to care. and gordon gecko kept gambling. >> fannie mae and freddie mac are two of the very important tools we have. people who are critical of the arrangements that we have. i there it is clear that fannie mae and freddie mac are sufficiently secure so they are in no great danger. once congress is getting out ahead of a problem. my primary interest and i know i share this with others who care about housing is to make sure nothing is done in this real estate organization to weekens the obligation of fannie mae. >> jesse: barney frank said everything is fine and knew washington was on their side. banks started chapg up mortgages like sushi rolls and giving homeless crack heads north gadgets. crack

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jesse watters starts right now. >> jesse: hey, trace. thank you. ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert.olice have released security footage from the deadly school shooting in nashville. it left six dead yesterday, including 9-year-old. the surveillance video from inside the school shows the trans killer audrey hale shooting her way in at 10:11 a.m. police were called into action at 10:13 a.m. and less than 10 minutes later they were on the scene. we are going to show you some parts of the body cam footage so viewer warning it's tough to watch. >> let's go! [siren] >> metro police. >> [siren] >> let's go, let's go. hover, hover left. >> upstairs. sounds like it's upstairs. go, go, go. go. go. gunshots. [right, right. [gunshots] >> pushing lpv up. to right. siren] >> nashville ph.d.'s fast response saved a lot of lives yesterday. it took them 15 minutes from the moment they got the call to the moment they put down the shooter. they didn't hesitate. the two officers credited with neutralizing the trans killer are michael and rex edge get better. the police haven't released a motive yet but

jesse. >> jesse: thank you, bret. ♪ >> jesse: the fox news alert, a verdict has been reached in the trialf south carolina attorney alex murdaugh. murdaugh is accused of murdering his wife and his youngest son in an effort to cover up financial crimes. jury deliberations began just this morning so it looks like we are reaching a conclusion to this six-week trial. let's bring in jonathan serrie with the latest. jonathan? >> i had there, jesse. we got word from the pool liaison in the court that the jury reached a verdict at 6:41. announced that they had done so to the clerk. and now they are just waiting for court personnel to return to the courtroom, in which the jury will announce its verdict. they went in to deliberations at 3:50 eastern time this afternoon, so this seems like a relatively quick verdict for what was a very complicated and lengthy trial. prosecutors trying to prove that alec murdaugh killed his wife and son. they say to create a distraction as his admitted financial crimes were beginning to catch up with him. the murders took place on the same day that people from his law

to hand it over to jesse early. you okay with the interview? >> jesse: i'm okay with the interview. i would have liked a little more physical contact. [laughter] >> bret: of course. of course. >> jesse: nicely done. thanks very much, bret. >> bret: see you, buddy. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the best and the brightest used to run for office in america. men of achievement, war heroes, businessmen. public servants from great american families. they debated the issues and campaigned hard for your vote. you had to be on your a-game. >> hey, hey, that's my baby to kiss. >> excuse me. >> excuse me. ♪ [struggle] >> you don't take a swing at my hair. >> but everything has changed. politics isn't about persuasion anymore. for democrats, it's about do they have enough power to pump up the ballots and drag a victim across the finish line. the let fit you are for office, the better. they will just fling you into the back of a van like you are a side of beef, like they did with hillary. but, she couldn't walk but, hey, she was a woman and tha

hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey and we will have ben on "the five" tomorrow. thanks, bret. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: some things are so engrained in our life we don't even think about them until they are gone. we don't think about clean drinking water until we see a toxic train wreck wipe out a town in ohio. we don't think about how nice it is to spend time with our friends and family until the government locks us all down. and we don't think about how important a free press is until the government tries to squeeze the life out of it. and we are seeing that happen today. democrats colluded with the fbi, cia, and big tech to censor us and hijack elections. the two journalists who broke the story testified in front of congress today. >> twitter, facebook, google and other companies developed a formal system for taking in moderation requests from every corner of government from the fbi, the dhs, even the cia is making lists of people whose opinions, beliefs, associations or sympathies are deemed misinformation, disinformation, or mall information. as someone who grew up a

i forgot to say that thanks so much, jesse. >> jesse: thank you. >> judge jeanine: no, thank you, jesse baier. >> bret: just to be clear greg has been to europe but not to egypt. >> jesse: yes. >> bret: good evening i'm bret baier. the priewsht in the alex murdaugh guble murder trial delivers a scathing closing argument after the jury delivers the crime scene. tough questioning on capitol hill on a host of topics. a house committee takes on the fentanyl crisis. ♪ but, first, breaking tonight, president biden is in baltimore right now. he is speaking this hour to the house democratic caucus issues

where are you supposed to put your money, jesse? >> jesse: a bigger bank. >> greg: a bigger bank.> jesse: you're supposed to be a church. >> greg: exactly. that is why i am not an expert, but i'm also a hypocrite because i do i'm against bailouts. i think investors should be on the hook. people that run the bank should be on the run. are they required to do their due diligence -- i don't do that. i do not. >> emily: part of the issue here, the risk assessment is different in a smaller bank that a bigger bank, and the whole point, the larger picture i see here, the answer is never larger government, the answer is not government when they talk about congress acting, and government meddling. we know from 2008 that is exactly the right way to set up for more failure and every dollar the government spends our money to begin with. >> jesse: well, i want to talk about how woke they are because harold come with all due respect, yesterday was telling me this was not a local bank so i did some digging. first of all, they pledged $75 million to black lives matter, and no one on the bank's bo

>> jesse: i don't the twins co. with that stuff. >> greg: that's what you call your hands, the twins? i let the twins take care of that. >> i have a dog and she's not spoiled and fan mail friday is up next. ♪ ♪ well, the stock is bubbling in the pot ♪ ♪ just till they taste what we've got ♪ ♪ ow, ow ♪ ♪ with a big, fresh carrot ♪ ♪ and a whole lot of cheese ♪ ♪ and the mirror from your van is halfway down the street ♪ ♪ well, you can say that -- ♪ wait, what? i said, "someone just clipped the side view mirror right off the delivery van." when owning a small business gets real, progressive gets you right back to living the dream. now, where were we? why, you were fixin' to peel me. [ laughter ] i had no idea how much i wamy case was worth. c call the barnes firm to find out what your case could be worth. we will help get you the best result possible. ♪ call one eight hundred, eight million ♪ said. i did. >> greg: sandra. sandra: no, no interest. zero interest. in case somebody's watching, hi a perfectly fine experien

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. ♪ a fox news alert, antifa is getting revenge. cop city site. construction vehicles are up in flames. there is a trailer for construction crew about to be up in flames. >> jesse: that was day one of antifa's week of action. this has been simmering more months. antifa living in tree houses in the woods where police building new training center in georgia. they call themselves the forest defenders. they say they are protesting environmental racism but really it's about getting rid of cons. antifa doesn't care about the environment. i haven't seen them in east palestine and we haven't seen them at the jersey shore protesting windmill whale murder. when police started kicking the forest defenders out of the trees one of the members known as little turtle started shooting at cops. a state trooper was seriously wounded and little turtle was killed. and now antifa is avenging little durettle's death. hid inside a group of peaceful protesters outside the construction site. they had

you don't have to do it. >> jeanine: what do you do, jesse? >> jesse: no tip.: slow motion. >> jeanine: and then you call them a name or anything? >> jesse: no, like you? >> sandra: are they making you coffee and you are not tip in? >> jesse: this is for a grocery store. i thought this was for grocery stores. >> greg: i don't understand -- do you know why i don't understand it? it is a tech writer for "the new york times." what do you expect? >> sandra: you can go to a kiosk at grand central and get coffee and you might just order and orange juice that you are going to open yourself, and they still turn around the ipad. >> greg: this was him trying to tell you that he tips a lot. >> sandra: that i would not give on. >> greg: upset because he tips 25%. >> jeanine: a guy from "the new york times," sean all republicans. >> jesse: the same guy? all the same. >> harold: we got time? one "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ known as a passionate artist. known for loving the outdoors. known for getting everyone together. no one wants to be known for cancer, but a treatmen

it's big. >> jesse: dr. siegel warning kids to be careful because you don't know what you could be taking. >> 380 million pills of 2 milligrams or more which is lethal or confiscated by the dea last year on the side of the border from those cartels. 380 million. it gets into oxycodone, it gets into xanax, adderall. kids on the beach, they don't know if they are given. people are kind of oblivious and the reason for that of course is they are coming out of the pandemic and they'll do anything to have fun. they are depressed. they want to have fun. they want to have parties. they're going to be reckless. someone hands than pills, i am worried. >> jesse: judge jeanine, is spring break the really most dangerous spring break of all time or are we being old fuddy-duddies? >> judge jeanine: i believe it is the most dangerous of all time. people up and enjoying spring break for years and it's usually about drinking too much. maybe going too far in whatever you're doing. but right now they are on the cusp of being ki

hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: after 8 long years democrats think their wish is finallying true. donald trump says he will be arrested tomorrow. this has been the fetish of the left forever. the former president handcuffed and paraded in front of tv cameras. what they don't realize is that they are lighting a fire they can't control. they sore turned on by the idea of trump being locked behind bars they are not thinking. they are not thinking about the law. they are not thinking about the politics. trump represents 74 million voters. what happens when you throw 74 million voters in jail? alvin bragg, the manhattan district attorney, is trying to pinch trump for some bad bookkeeping. bragg says trump put the payment to stormy daniels in the wrong column. at most that's a misdemeanor accounting charge, at most. but the statute of limitations ran out on that charge years ago. it's dead. bragg is trying to shock it back to life. he is going to splice the local misdemeanor with a federal charge, a campaign finance violation to make it a felony. this is a gain of function rese

thanks, jesse. >> jesse: thank you. >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier.dent biden is still getting poor grades on major issues including economy, national security and the border. we will take a look at all of those shortly. but we begin tonight with twitter chairman elon musk appear pelt co-founder steve wozniak and other tech leaders calling for a paus

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[laughter] >> dana: that would be greg. >> jesse: jesse watters prime time period, and warren are noust go? >> dana: you can go. >> harold: you are called on. >> brian: 33 minute interview, the podcasts. hopefully you can watch it with me and governor desantis. first, what about two twins 11 years old. they sprung into action with their mom in their suv and you're seeing them, and apoplectic -- epileptic fit and the child grabbed the steering wheel and save the family but didn't hit any oncoming cars. they are looked at as heroes for jumping in at 11 years old. they are being honored. the other twin is named jordan. congratulations to everybody in the family. >> dana: thank goodness. brian bought each of them cars. you get a car and you get a car. kennedy, you get a car. >> kennedy: paris fashion week. there is an estonian rapper who showed up dressed like a bed. his name is tommy cash. had a duvet and pillows. even blue pajamas and a little i am mask so he could get some shut eye during the event. there he is. well done, tommy. we are here for naps. >> dana: the place i would feel m

>> jesse: yes, geraldo.t were before. >> greg: only directed at him. >> jesse: she is not all in on defending hunter. >> geraldo: isn't the real story whether or not the vice president, biden, president biden's actions, official actions, were infected, affected somehow. >> dana: that's what it seems like. the evidence that we've been able to see so far. i do think jill biden thinks of him as her own son. they were very young when she came on the scene and i also think it's pretty remarkable what kind of love parents have for children even when they are all full humans and can be terrible, especially when they are under the influence of drugs. i'm not surprised that she stuck up for him but i'm wondering if they are waiting to announce joe biden's reelection because they want to see if something's going to happen? perhaps at doj. i don't know if they are so much worried about the house republicans. i don't know if they are worried about that. they may be be. doj, it seems they might be a little bit more of a

>> jesse: dr. fauci. >> geraldo: come on. >> jesse: i am saying for perjury.er oath to rand paul. probably half a dozen times. everybody lies to congress. why can't we prosecute one person? if anybody should be prosecuted for lying to congress, it should be him. you are right about this gain of function. he is a gain of function zealot. throughout history, there's always been scientist to push things a little too far and society says you know what, science, let's dial it back. not dr. fauci. dr. fauci may have financed a virus. may have. with u.s. taxpayer dollars, in order to get ahead of it to get the vaccines up and running. pandemic explodes and he says we are willing to do it again. he just did it! if that's the case. if anderson cooper, he is a "60 minutes" guy, supposed to have journalistic credentials. he gets up there with paper trail, money trail, fauci is throwing grant money around to scientists who sang his tune with the wet market deal and anderson cooper saint you think this new congress is going to be as combative? come on, anderson, you are be

." >> jesse: hello, everybody come i'm jesse watters, joe jeanine pirro, dana dana perino, greg gutfeld. amp this is "the five." joe biden sounding tone-deaf about america's fentanyl crisis. the president to defend himself after congressman lame temper and mother losing her two sons to the deadly drug peer that mom heartbreaking testimony this week and begged to the administration to take action. but instead of biden being empathetic, the president was more concerned than the congresswoman got one of her facts wrong. >> isn't she amazing? [laughter] she was very specific in saying that a mom who lost two kids to fentanyl, that i killed her sons. the interesting thing is, that fentanyl they took came during the last administration. don't even get me started. >> jesse: to keep this in mind, biden gave a half-hour speech and that was only mention of fentanyl or the board. the grieving mother now taking the comments not taking lightly. >> what a horrible human being. how can he sit there and joke about it. somebody asked me, oh, did he misspeak? this shows his heart. you don't have to think

. >> jesse: the left loves antifa.y have romanticized antifa for years because at heart every left-winger is a revolutionary. they admire their parents were in the parents themselves when they were out protesting nam or making their dumb placards. that's what they dream of doing. to be free-spirited and not care about the consequences and do things that in their hearts they know they believe because the far left does hate the police. they are honored by these people but it's hard for them to talk about because it's so awkward so they don't talk about it. the binder came out today and said the president had never heard of this. no statements from either a democrat senator in georgia about this? it's like it doesn't exist because it hurts the narrative. these people were against maga so it's like the enemy of my enemy is my friends with benefits. it's more romantic than we realize. it's like a girl that it's crazy might steal your car and burn your house down but make sure your toes curl. that's the kind of relationship

jesse.spend a lot of money paying someone else to put it together and on the second week at the new place, the wind blew it over, so now it is broken and i have to pay someone else these junk hauling guys to take it out of there. >> greg: that's not from drunk, that's just the weather. >> jessica: you are a good d dad. >> greg: jessica. >> jessica: not clothes, but a lot of amazon shopping, like a million of the toothpaste, the toothbrush, and then i have this drawer, well, it's a cabinet that has like -- >> dana: costco is in your drawer? >> judge jeanine: it is just juice for me, and i don't have to be under the influence, or anything else. i just buy them all. >> greg: when i am a little bit inebriated, and am doing like walgreens or alike -- i try to buy things that i know are there, because i hate it when they make judgment calls, they never get it right. they are always like, you want this specific candy bar? >> jessica: like an instant cart. you can't say, buy similar. you have to jus

bye, jesse. >> jesse: all right.at time of the year the entire nation is hooked on madness and "primetime" wanted to get in on the action. you guys love to text us how much you love our nic names on the show mini madoff, sticky sammy, we will bring the march madness to you and now we are asking you to vote on your favorite "primetime" nicked fraughtsters region. we got mini madoff. crooked, giggly wicken and wolf of washington. mini. as much as i like the giggly wick can. mini madoff. probably the guy coming out of the fraud is officers region. paulie p. the naughty niece. you remember she had all the plastic, $100,000 on makeup? so she is a four c. seed. paulie p. dougie breath. just ask jill. up against the fresh prince. you remember that is paulie p.'s son. kind of a weed guy. i see paulie p kind of sad he hd to against naughty. stick have sammy number one seed out of the department of transportation. he liked to snatch every bag he saw. sneaky pete he snuck into that little town with the toxic train wreck very sn

>> jesse: it's not.r, and -- >> dana: wait, in boxing. >> jesse: weight in boxing. there are a lot of eliminations to create fairness. i'm sure that is a great mind, if i was a wnba coach, i would say, lebron, you are now a woman, and come in and score 100 points a game. there is a lot of opportunity for either desantis or donald trump, if you are getting into a matchup with joe biden, to peel off mom in the burbs that have daughters competing with little boys because joe biden is wishy-washy on this. he does not know what is going on so they have to really press that advantage there. i know with my daughters -- the first softball game on sunday, if some boy transitions into their league and starts hitting dinners, that is not fair, and i would go right to that parent and say, no, no, no, this isn't going to fly, get them out of here. >> jeanine: remember lia thomas? >> jesse: of course. >> jeanine: she broke nearly every woman's swim record, no one said a word, and now she is out there as the winner. >>

> jesse: it's wild.we all did, these guys are just titans. i'm in awe. so far, my first day on set was with meryl streep, paul rudd, martin short, steve martin, selena gomez. >> stephen: ten years on "grey's anatomy." almost ten seasons. what is it like to stretch your legs doing comedy now? it's a slightly different beast. >> jesse: it's great to learn and completely fumble but i'm learning and trying to play around with some of the comedy stuff being a little lighter. it's kind of my natural disposition. these people who i really admire and the writers are incredible so i'm happy to be able to get that balance. also so much of my work, i do a lot of social justice work around serious issues and it's nice to have a balance. fill your soul in many wayph: wr think that you knew about medicine? >> jesse: yeah, a couple times. it's odd. i've said this before but i have been on a plane to different times when they have said, is there a doctor on board? somebody needs it. and they look at me. i say, the one t

it's exit kind of sad. >> jesse: i'm actually very proud of my sexuality.er] [laughter] >> judge jeanine: do you want to expand on that? [laughter] [laughter] coming up, joe biden with a bonkers claim that republicans are to blame for america's wide open borders. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ with cpap for their sleep apnea. but stephanie got inspire, an implanted device that works inside the body. there's no reason to keep struggling. inspire. learn more and view important safety information at inspiresleep.com. the new chase ink business premier card is made for people like sam who make...? ...everyday products... ...designed smarter. like a smart coffee grinder - that orders fresh beans for you. oh, genius! for more breakthroughs like that... ...i need a breakthrough card... like ours! with 2.5% cash back on purchases of $5,000 or more... plus unlimited 2% cash back on all other purchases! and with greater spending potential, sam can keep making smart ideas... ...a brilliant reality! the new ink business premier card from chase for business. make more of what's yours. ame

jesse watters starts right now. >> jesse: hey, trace. thank you. ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert.olice have released security footage from the deadly school shooting in nashville. it left six dead yesterday, including 9-year-old. the surveillance video from inside the school shows the trans killer audrey hale shooting her way in at 10:11 a.m. police were called into action at 10:13 a.m. and less than 10 minutes later they were on the scene. we are going to show you some parts of the body cam footage so viewer warning it's tough to watch.

>> jessica: yeah. >> jesse: it's interesting. >> jesse: that was very elevated one more thing for your david bent zel set a guinness world record. taking 170-foot icy plunge without a wet suit. he took just one breath, held it for nearly two minutes before diving to a hole drilled in ice. the water was freezing in the mid 30's. now, this is his second world record. his first being in 2021 after swimming 265 feet of an ice overcheck lake. i'm out of breath reading. >> jesse: i think can i hold my breath longer than anybody at this table. >> judge jeanine: do you want to try? >> jesse: after the show. >> dana: nibbys this and tries it let us know what you think smells just like ranch. be my eyes app. out with a new tool those blind and visually impaired. basically has a virtual volunteer and you can volunteer to be one of these people answer any question about images and provide immediate visual assistance if somebody says grocery store what am i looking at here? no, not that one the one on the right not the left. be my eyes app. virtual volunteer. >> jesse: is there a bear in the cave?

the killing of jesse roach?tually dead. and what took place. >> not only that, he says that larry hall confessed to othe killings including a coed from indian university and nearby mary and indiana, name trisha wrangler. >> he did say that he wa involved >> deputy shareeduh did no know, much, so he called the indiana police who have been handling the case. but when mary entered active and other indiana cops arrived hall was suddenly telling much different story he denied confessing to an killing. including jesse's and trisha's what is more, he claimed tha it was all a misunderstanding. and about disturbing dream that he had. >> he takes us out to location, i struggle here, w left her to lay here we searched the woods, w searched the area, never found anything >> the indiana cops familiar with paul were not at al surprised by his actions some of them like j.k. thought hall might be a want to be a pretender who gets his kicks by confessing to crimes that h did not commit >> is it possible that he is simply obsesse

>> jesse: what's the point? >> judge jeanine: jesse! [laughter] >> jesse: do you believe that? dana: i think it is hilarious, the democrats at this main reason they needed to double the size of the rs was for enforcement stopping crime. and they said rich people that were hiding taxes, what we say here? they will go after mom-and-pop, what they did not say is i never thought that they would go after thieves read and it is just preposterous, because if you have that money, shouldn't you be prosecuted at the same time? >> judge jeanine: it is called an omission. >> harold: they said they are not going to prosecute. >> jesse: call 911 if somebody stole your crack! 's before my feeling about us is it can't be real, i also say, history shows looking back as they take paid taxes more serious than they do actually stealing stuff, right? to me it's a great time to be a criminal to be thinking about it, look at how capone, they could not get them for robbing everyone, but what happened? they got them for not paying taxes paid so if you stole a bike, you stole an suv, a hummer, whatever

should have only shown the ball at the end, jesse.jesse: talk about it some more. >> jessica: denver family building home with incredible surprise. instead of tupperware or crock pot. find a slide to the basement. had the idea for the slide's installation which was expensive. $10,000. of the family said the slide is much more about fun than convenience although it certainly can account for both. did you say v van cleve? >> by the way, do you know who has one of those under their desk? larry kudlow had to go straight to the cafeteria. >> jessica: no, he does not. >> greg: she says he does not. >> dana: i have seen him. >> greg: it's amazing. i can't believe you are doubting me. "special report" is up next. hey, gillian. >> gillian: hey, greg. how are you? nice to see you. >> greg: it's nice to see you. >> gillian: good evening. i'm gillian turner in for bret baier this evening. coming up u.s. military dominance could be in jeopardy with china now making a push for global supremacy and a war of words between new york district attorney a

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i forgot to say that thanks so much, jesse. >> jesse: thank you. >> judge jeanine: no, thank you, jesse. >> jesse: that's it for us. "special report" is up next with the bret baier. >> bret: just to be clear greg has been to europe but not to egypt. >> jesse: yes. >> bret: good evening i'm bret baier. the priewsht in the alex murdaugh guble murder trial delivers a scathing closing argument after the jury delivers the crime scene. tough questioning on capitol hill on a host of topics. a house committee takes on the fentanyl crisis. ♪ but, first, breaking tonight, president biden is in baltimore right now. he is speaking this hour to the house democratic caucus issues conference. one of the issues the president's team has been dealing with this week the determination by his own energy department and the scientists there that the covid pandemic likely began with a leak in a chinese laboratory. last night, fbi director chris wray told me in the most straightforward way of any public official so far that the bureau has reached the same conclusion. the biden administration are still not on bo

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