filling in is a comedian by the name of jesse joyce. he is fresh from his goodfellas re-enactment group. jesse, what is coming up on the show? >> i am being to think this is like fight club and there never really was an andy levy. first up on the show, kanye west. his day was brief as he had to swing by children's hospital and show the kids how fast he could move around without crutches. then off to a homeless shelter to show him pictures of his compound in bermuda. and also tonight, california passes a bill making it illegal to openly carry an unloaded firearm. this comes as a huge blow to the entire los angeles firearms fashion community. and finally as we all know, venezuela has some of the most lawless driving conditions in the world. so the city of cawacas has introduced 120 mimes who blow through red lights. that's right. venezuela has figured out a way to rid their city of mimes. >> thank you. i look forward to your humor this evening. >> this will be the greatest night of our life. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot she c

filling in is writer and comedian, jesse joyce. he has our pre game report. jesse, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. yes, folks, once again andy levy was unable to make it for tonight's show. at this point andy is around less frequently than bill's dad was growing up. our top story, for the seconds time in his career, tim robins will crawl through a mileage of sewage for freedom. tim robins showed up at the occupy protest proving that an dree refrain can no longer refrain from yelling at people with ties. nd morgan freeman hurt ticket sales. you know what hurt ticket sales? the plough the. the triumph of an amputee dolphin. who wouldn't want to see an amputee flipper? and conservative white males are least likely to believe in climate change. one group says, "we think conservative white males are jerky jerk sons. that statement was released by sweating penguins and polar bears." >> see you at the half. let's welcome our guests. she's so hot you can fry an egg on her forehead? who would? you have skill lets in every shop in the country. and h

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