tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson. author sarah vowell.rom maybach music group featuring rick ross. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, chances are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out tonight. and i want you to know that unlike that quitter oprah, i'm here for you. [ applause ] that's right. i will never leave you. even if you ask me to leave you i will not go. but we'll get to oprah later. why start things on a down note when we have a new "american idol." the season finale of "american idol" tonight, thank god, enough already, really. there are a number of high profile music performances on the show tonight. marc anthony, lady gaga beyonce, bono the edge lil' jon, tim mcgraw, judas priest and tom jones. it was like a mix tape from an ex-boyfriend who hated you. to no one's surprise 17-year-old scotty mccareerry took home the -- what belt do they get a championship belt? a

to promote "the hangover 2," our new "bachelorette," ashley hebert, from "modern family," jesse tyler fergusonh vowell, the winner of "dancing with the stars," christina aguilera and we'll have music from foster the people, big sean, maybach music group featuring rick ross, and britney spears. so join us next week for all of that. our first guest tonight has more than 3 million people following her on twitter and at least half of that following her with cameras pretty much everywhere she goes. you can share in her marital bliss on "khloe & lamar." watch it sunday nights at 10:00 on e! please welcome khloe kardashian odom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> why thank you. >> jimmy: you are already tall and you made yours even taller with those shoes. >> why do you think i married lamar? so i can wear these. all about that, you have to find the right size man to, you know. >> jimmy: i've always said that. but what -- what if lamar starts wearing the shoes and he gets taller, you have to get taller than him and there's no end to it. like the arms race. >> jimmy: what do you do o

then later this week, mike tyson, from "modern family," jesse tyler ferguson, author sarah vowell, christina. so join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very, very funny woman. she is an emmy-winning writer and performer whom you know from "curb your enthusiasm," and "the new adventures of old christine." among many other things. you can see her live and in-person at the borgata hotel casino and spa in atlantic city on june 4th. please say hello to wanda sykes. [ applause ] it's great to see you. >> it has been a long time. >> jimmy: really has. are you glad the world didn't end this weekend? >> i'm so glad the world didn't end because i really want to see the last oprah show. boy, i'd have been bummed. follow her 25 years and you miss the last one. >> jimmy: yeah been looking forward to it. >> i'd be like what the hell is this, send me back. actually, i knew nothing went down because, you know, 'cause i was following oprah. i follow oprah on twitter, you know. >> jimmy: oh, right, does that put you in the clear? >> that puts me in the clear. if oprah's still here i know nothing ain't

tomorrow night, we'll be joined by jesse tyler ferguson from "modern family," author sarah vowell, and. okay? that's big sean. there must be a little sean right? there's got to be. unbeknownst to our next guest, he is my golden goose. he is a world champion football player -- and look what's going on in pittsburgh right now. they are setting the city on fire, really to celebrate. he's a super bowl mvp who now adds a mirrored ball to his trophy case. live viea satellite with his dance partner kym johnson, please welcome season 12 champion of "dancing with the stars," from the pittsburgh steelers hines ward. >> hi! >> jimmy: first of all, i want to say thank you for making me a very wealthy man. >> wow. >> jimmy: you know i bet on you guys before the season started. >> wow. i'm glad we won for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're paying attention to the show. >> we love the show. >> jimmy: i was going to ask you if it made for any extra pressure, but apparently it did not. but between the three of us, we pulled together and we did it. we really did it. >> yes we did. you inspired me.