jesse watters? >> jesse: he was ice skating. >> tucker: was he ice skating?ian president vladimir putin tumbled to the ice while taking a victory lap after playing a hockey game. putin did not see a mat that had been laid out on the ice. [buzzer] >> tucker: they probably did. >> kennedy: they killed everyone in the stadium. >> tucker: still pretty impressive playing ice hockey whatever age he is. >> kennedy: scores 15 goals. >> tucker: if i could defend vladimir putin for a moment as is my habit. question four, another multiple choice, jeff bezos the guy who owns amazon and "the washington post," wants to colonize the moon by sending people there in his spaceship, for real. what year does he say this will happen? is it a, 2020, b 2034 or c 2035? >> kennedy: 2024. >> tucker: how would you know that? is she right? is it really 2024. >> for those of you doing the arithmetic at home that's 2024. back to the moon this time to stay. [applause] >> tucker: how would you know that? >> kennedy: because i already put my down payment on my moon condo. >> jesse: can i com

." ♪ jesse: welcome to watters world, i'm jesse watters. nd's blunders, that is the subject of tonight's watters' words. joe biden, typical politician. >> will you ever run for political office again? >> no, no. jesse: of course, biden went back on his words like all politicians do and is running for 2020. but in his first major campaign event, onlyai 600 people showed up. here's a little side by side of joe's audience and president trump's audience from last week. 600 in the audience -- [laughter] seems generous, by the way. the president broke the attendance record in green bay last week, around 12,000 full capacity, people waiting outside, around thela block. no one's driving hours and hours to hear joe biden speak. here's why -- the man can barely string a sentence together. >> the anti-semitic attack that took place this weekend in poway -- the country wasn't built by wall street bankers, ceos and hedge fund managers. the uaw took incredible cuts in their future and their pensions to get gm working. the same is happening in big hospital

jesse watters. es>> ice skating. >> tucker: was he ice skating? >> and then there is this.dent vladimir putin tumbled toto the ice while takig a victory lap after playing a hockey game. he did not see a mass that had been laid out on the ice. >> tucker: they probably killed the guy who left the rug out. >> they killed everyone in the stadium. very sad. and he scores 15 goals every period. >> tucker: if i can defend vladimir putin for a moment as is my habit. question four, another multiple-choice. jeff bezos the guy who owns amazon and "the washington post" wants topl colonize the moon by sending people there in his spaceship, for real. what year to see say this will happen? 2020, 2034, or 2035. >> 2024! >> tucker: howow would you know that? is she right, is it really 2024? >> for those of you doing the arithmetic at home, the 2024. going back to the moon, this time to stay. >> how would she know that. >> already put my down payment on my moon condo. >> can i come visit? good. >> tucker: order it on prime. the president ass you know has given nicknames to a number of democr

. >> hello, everybody, >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, here with greg. this is "the five." president trump: did you hear what she said about me long before i went after her? she made horrible statements. she knows they are not true. she said terrible things so i just responded in kind. >> the feud intensifies responding to nancy pelosi's latest attack. the two have been going at it all week. >> we believe the president of the united states is engaged in a cover-up. president trump: i don't do cover-ups. >> the white house is just crying out for impeachment. i pray for the president of the united states. >> she's a mess. >> now this time, another temper tantrum. president trump: she said i walked in and started screaming and yelling. nancy was all crazy yesterday with the hands and everything. she reminded me of beto. >> the president, again, stormed out, pounded the table and walked out. president trump: when i walked out i was so calm. >> i wish his family, administration, or staff would have an intervention. president trump: i'm extremely stable genius. >> the media cheer

. >> i am greg gutfeld with kennedy, jesse watters, and dana perino.s is "the five." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> you might have noticed it's memorial day. the unofficial kick off to the summer. we have lots of fun in store including our advice for college gradutes. a memorial day edition of supermarket showdown and a look back at our road trip to nashville. lots of questions on social media. >> let's get after it. >> oh, very good. >> already knocking chris cuomo. a political question from steven. what is your favorite moment from this year in politics, jesse? >> no collusion, no objection. -- obstruction. i have said that to people on the street with a little fist pump. >> how many times have you been beaten up? >> i have a black eye. >> juan? >> i can't think of one at the moment. i was listening to jesse and thinking what an awesome moment that was. i was upset that bill barr decided to interpret for everyone. when the ref cheats i hate it. i am thinking back. there are moments. to people to be remembered like richard luger. that's old school politics. >> when you

i am dana perino with martha, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> ♪ shut up ♪ about pollices ♪ ain't nothing ♪ but a big ♪ pile of dirty tricks ♪ so shut up ♪ about politics ♪ you bunch left ♪ i bunch right ♪ caught up in the middle of a deep swamp fight. >> john rich performed shut up about politics reached number 2 overall on itsunami. -- tunes. all proceed go to folds of honor. it's only 99 cent. >> i don't want to be a downer. i have second thoughts about the charity. i didn't think it was going to be this secondful. if we told them 80% they would not have known.uccessful. if we told them 80% they would not have known. no, we had to go 100%. >> you are taking this in the wrong direction. >> what money are we missing out of it? >> why do you think the song was successful? >> when you get people to say shut up, it's potent. everybody in the bar gets involved. it's 2 minutes and 20 seconds long. >> don't compare this to punk rock. >> it has a great concept. shut up about politics. shut up

>> jesse: also speaking of appropriate. lindsey graham making his "watters:00. >> greg: gram cracker. my show tomorrow night 8:00 p.m. dr. drew penske is going to solve a lot of the my problems there are plenty. of course kat timpf and tyrus both have two new shows on fox nation. now it's time for for greg's how about these ducks? this is a new segment on fox it will be on every single day for the next 10 years. check out my ducks. look at all these ducks. those are ducks, jesse crossing the street. in a country that i forgot. imagine some country. i think it might be thailand but anyway the ducks are crossing the street as you can tell and now i'm going to shut up. >> why did the duck cross the road? >> peabody hotel. >> jesse: you made that up? >> greg: it was a fowl comment. kennedy? >> kennedy: this is such a great story from gaylord -- will hunting to gaylord faulker. a young man janitor at nyu tissue hospital he was a janitor there when he was 17 years old. now he is 29. he just graduated from the international honor society of nursing from the same ho

harry styles, i don't know what you would call that, but very, very cute. >> greg: what about jesse wattersyes on his head. and also on the show, watch me at the block. >> dana: we don't have time for you. >> dagen: two words willie porter, look it up. >> dana: turn on your dvrs, never missed an episode of "the five" ," "special report" s next. you will be happy that we are turning it over to bret. >> bret: thanks, dana, this is "special report," i am bret baier, trade negotiators are preparing for a crucial meeting thursday with the chinese delegation. that is still coming to the surprise of some despite president trump's threat of tough new tariffs. yesterday you saw the global markets take a major hit, well, they did today too, but unlike yesterday, wall street did not bounce back, most of the way back, the dow was down as much as 607 points before closing off 473 today. the nasdaq plunged 160. john roberts is here with me tonight on the north lawn with this top story. it is a

jesse: welcome to "watters' world" i am jesse watters. joe biden splendors per the subject of tonight waters words joe biden epic typical politician.>> we ever run for political office again? >> no, no. >> of course he goes back on his word like others but in his first major campaign event only 600 people showed up. here's a little side-by-side of joe's audience. and president trump's audience from last week. 600 and the audience. it seems generous by the repeated present both the attendance record in green bay last week. around 12,000 full capacity people waiting outside around the block. no one is driving hours and hours to hear joe biden speak. here's why. the man can barely string a sentence together. >> the anti-semitic attack that took place this weekend in -- the country wasn't built by wall street bankers, ceos and hedge fund managers. the u.s. took cuts in the pensions to get gm working. and the same -- i regret to think how we define what would constitute as a successful economy. they see the workers as a means to an end. not th

along with lisa boothe, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld, it is 5:00 in new york city.nd this is "the five" ." brand-new headaches for democrats heading into 2020, freshman congress woman rashida to leave creating a new controversy over her comments about the holocaust while discussing the israeli-palestinian conflict. >> this is a calming feeling that i tell folks when i think of the holocaust and the treasury of the holocaust and the fact that it was my ancestors. palestinians who lost their land and some lost to their lives. their human dignity. their existence in many ways had been wiped out. all of it. in the name of trying to create a safe- . >> dana: they are slamming her is anti-semitic and want to nancy pelosi to take action against the congresswoman, but she is refusing to back down, saying that critics are twisting her words in an effort to silence her and nancy pelosi tweeting that the desperate attempts to smear rashida to leave and misrepresent her comments are outrageous. the house g.o.p. should apologize. and the american people for their gross misrepres

jesse watters. and we talk about everything. s of "the five." >> jesse: only one added. you will never know what it is. >> dana: one smart person and greg gutfeld. [laughter] >> jesse: you want to see some russians slap each other in the face? look at this action. the guy with the biceps, they call him the dumpling. he has synthetic biceps. to check out action right here. >> greg: that is terrible. >> jesse: it does not really say anything. goodbye. down for the count. >> kennedy: how did you find that? >> jesse: dana, i have been working all day to find video for "one more thing." >> geraldo: it is like those creepy things of the internet. >> jesse: that is my traffic, geraldo. >> geraldo: going back to my g rated side, my daughter, erica and i very proud, playing the recital hall at carnegie hall. a piano competition. she practiced a lot. this is a while ago. this is how she has nerves of steel before an audience. she has a lot of practice. watch her here with a duet. ♪ ♪ that is our dog ricky. ricky loves good music. you see h

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jesse: welcome to "watters' world" i am jesse watters.ic typical politician.>> we ever run for political office again? >> no, no. >> of course he goes back on his word like others but in his first major campaign event only 600 people showed up. here's a little side-by-side of joe's audience. and president trump's audience from last week. 600 and the audience. it seems generous by the repeated present both the

>> we are with our time chris free that's it jesse: welcome to watters world, i'm jesse watters. we begin with real news of the week. democrats in the house judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general william barr in contempt of congress for refusing to turn over the full, unredacted mueller report. by the way, they're declaring this a constitutional crisis. listen. >> ever wonder what a constitutional crisis looks like? well, open your eyes. >> we are now in a constitutional crisis. >> president trump appears to be heading toward a constitutional crisis. >> i saw this coming and mentioned the constitutional crisis. >> we're hovering on a constitutional crisis. >> we're in a constitutional conflict that's careening toward a crisis. >> do you agree with congressman nadler that we're in a constitutional crisis? jesse: all presidents refuse to hand things over to congress. democrat, republican. i guess when president trump's president, then it becomes a crisis. 98% of the mueller report has been released. the 2% that hasn't been is grand jury testimony. and it's against the

jesse: a classic "watters world" quiz celebrating the fallen heroes. diamond and silk are back taking on howard stern. ♪ jesse: after he promotes his show on - - latest book howard comes again saying donald trump really didn't win the election. >> i firmly believe that donald did not want to run for president prick i don't think he was serious for quite like he wanted to be the president but the ratings we're going down and nbc would not give him a raise so he said i will run for president i will get a lot of press and i really believe this was a gimmick to get nbc to raise his salary and keep "the apprentice" on. i would bet the farm on that. jesse: joining me now is diamond and silk. he interviewed him dozens of times for many of years. he did have some serious insigh insight. >> listen i believe the president ran for president because he wanted to be president of the united states. and using the president to disparage him to sell a book we don't appreciate that i don't think he would have stepped out to give his salary away. and to do it again in 202

jesse: welcome to "watters' world" i am jesse watters.e subject of tonight waters words joe biden epic typical politician.>> we ever run for political office again? >> no, no. >> of course he goes back on his word like others but in his first major campaign event only 600 people showed up. here's a little side-by-side of joe's audience. and president trump's audience from last week. 600 and the audience.

." ♪ jesse: welcome to watters world, i'm jesse watters. ght's watters' words. joe biden, typical politician. >> will you ever run for political office again? >> no, no. jesse: of course, biden went back on his words like all politicians do and is running for 2020. but in his first major campaign event, onlyai 600 people showed up. here's a little side by side of joe's audience and president trump's audience from last week. 600 in the audience -- [laughter] seems generous, by the way. the president broke the attendance record in green bay last

watters if that's all right. >> jesse: fake news, tucker. >> tucker: i don't get involved in the hairuestion. >> greg: actually thought i was having a hair match with dana. >> tucker: that would have been -- hair question. you guys know the rules. i will repeat them for our viewers. hands now on buzzers. i ask the question. the first one who buzzes in gets to answer the question. you must wait until i finish asking before you answer. you can answer once i acknowledge by saying your name. every correct answer is one point. get it wrong you lose a point. best of five wins. that's what we call journalism math simple. are you guys ready? >> jesse: yeah. >> tucker: question one. which television billionaire who is named after a biblical figure just lost $50 million on a weight watcher's investment after fewer people signed up for its diet? >> jesse: oprah winfrey. >> tucker: jesse. oprah winfrey. >> you know he hit before the question ended. >> jesse: not true. >> tucker: i'm not there our judges will have to address you guys are the metropolitan. the buzz counts. okay. walls it a rope pra

jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5 o'clock in new york city.t's friday and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> democrats showing no signs of slowing down with investigations into the trump administration. the house ways and means committee issued subpoenas to the treasury secretary of state and irs commission for overfailing to produce president trump's tax returns. they are threatening to hold trump administration officials also in contempt. >> yes, i agree with chairman nadler. the administration has decided that they are not going to honor their oath of office. i am proud of the judiciary committee and the work they have done. we will see. there might be other contempt of congress issues that we want to deal with at the same time. >> she is not ruling out going after trump officials with fines and jail time if they ignore subpoenas. >> they are violating the statute. we can enforce it in court but that takes time. used to be we imprison people and we could find them $25,000 a day until they comply. that might be pay swifter remedy if we need to emba

juan williams and jesse watters and cambric drug. -- and greg gutfeld.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." 3 different polls predict that president trump will win re-election. as the race for the white house continues to lead up the president want letting up on attacks for joe biden. ripping him for his role in the 1994 crime bill. "anyone associated with the 1994 crime bill won't be elected. african-americans won't be able to vote for you." the road to 2020 could be difficult for joe biden. he is not doing a lot of compaining. advisors say with name recognition, the former vp doesn't need to introduce himself to voters and he can attract media attention without slashing events. how long greg. will campaigning hide up to you? >> hiding biden. this didn't work for hillary. they kept hillary in a freezer. they had her powered down. then they would charge her and send her out. nothing would happen. look, this is like three segmentes in one. first the polls. this is an all hands on deck approach. telling people that trump will win, trump will

world, i'm jesse watters. judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general william barr in contempt of congress for refusing to turn over the full, unredacted mueller report. by the way, they're declaring this a constitutional listen. >> ever wonder what a constitutional crisis looks like? well, open your eyes. >> we are now in a constitutional crisis. >> president trump appears to be heading toward a constitutional crisis. >> i saw this coming and mentioned the constitutional crisis. >> we're hovering on a constitutional crisis. >> we're in a constitutional conflict that's careening toward a crisis.

. >> sean: here with reaction, jesse watters. he as "waters world" and co-host of "the five." see if his world tonight. jesse, start with you on the issue of -- i don't know how well this will go over in hollywood. i read a lot of stuff. i don't know if it's true. if it's true, i think there's not going to be many takers. >> sean, i'm taking this seriously. i think it's a diabolical move by women. women have more power than they have realized. we're at their mercy, sean. this means trouble for men. i members, sex trades have work throughout america, africa, greece. i can see georgia turning blue because of the sex strike. i can see pickup driving guys, two, weeks into a sex strike. they're voting bernie sanders, sean. anyone of us can fall victim to a sex strike. we have to take this seriously. >> sean: i'm taking it seriously as the new green deal, no engines, gas, cows. planes. >> i think of alyssa and milano, welcome to the religious right. we've said a long time that personal responsibility and a woman's choice happens before you get pregnant, not after. if that's the line

. >> ♪ ♪ ♪ jesse: and now for the biggest news of the week senator lindsey graham diving into "watters" for the very first time. have you played golf at the present recently? we my guess. he beats me every time. jesse: although nancy pelosi says he has a rage holick. [laughter] you have a pretty good relationship with the president now. . >> it's fine. he calls me on occasion ask me my opinion what we should do and then we play golf. jesse: that's pretty good. remember he gave yourself on at one time. >>. >> 20225. [bleep] . >> he said yes we need to get along. and then set i don't have your number. . >>. >> what are they trying to say? . >> that i'm doing something right. . >> so one of the most popular republican senators. >> recently the last two years your poll numbers are up 25 percent. >> the point is that president trump is successful i'm trying to help him. i voted for soto mayor and kagan but because they were qualified and watch the distraction of someone i have known for 20 years that was out and out of a character assassination. brett kavanaugh is a good man and they hate t

. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am dana perino with juan williams and jesse watters and greg gutfeld.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> majors revelations from the attorney general barr about how the russia probe started. in his first interview since the mueller report was released, barr is not satisfied on the answers about trump campaign spying. >> i am trying to get answers to questions. a lot of the answers have been inadequate and some of the explanations i got don't hang together. in a sense, i have more questions today than when i first started. people have to find out what the government was doing during that period. if we are worried about foreign influence, we should worry whether government officials abused their power and put their thumb on the scale. i am not saying that happened. but i am saying we have to look at that. >> barr commenting on the steele dossier. >> it's an unusual situation to have opposition research like that, especially one that on its face had a number of clear mistakes and to use that to conduct counter-intelligence against ameri

. >> sean: jesse watters, he has to shows. we will see if it is his world tonight. start with you. jesse, on the issue of -- i don't know how well this is going to go over in hollywood. i read a lot of stuff, i don't know if it is true, but if it is, i don't think there will be many takers. >> i'm taking about a sex strike very seriously. i think it's a diabolical move. women have much more power than they realize. we are at their mercy, basically. this means trouble for men. a sex strikes have worked in south america and africa. i can see georgia turning blue as a result of the sex strike. i can say conservative men, guns toting guys, they are maybe two or three weeks into a sex strike, they are voting bernie sanders. we can fall victim to a sex strike. we have to take this threat seriously and pay very close attention. >> sean: take it asy. seriously as the new green deal. >> no cars, planes, cows. everything is free. >> i say to alyssa milano and all of the people, welcome to the religious right. we've been saying for a long time that personal responsibility and a

here now, global warming addition, jesse watters the cohost of "the five" ." thing. he was trying to be funny there. he was dropping f-bombs, what do you think? >> jesse: he is trying to make a buck, doesn't have a phd. >> martha: really? >> jesse: he has a bachelors. >> martha: i guess he's not called doctor. >> jesse: he is a sketch comedy artist and entertainer. he has a netflix special out, he has a healthy ego. may be even healthier than mine. >> martha: that couldn't be. >> jesse: everybody has been wrong. they said mass extinction, ice age, heat wave and no one has been right. >> martha: it doesn't bother you with your report last week that they are all of the species that are in danger of extension. you don't want that? >> no, i am for animals. i don't want him going extinct. the planet renews its health but i'm doubtful that man is causing the warming because these experts have been saying this for years. the experts said there was going to be a y2k meltdown, they said there was a russian collusion, didn't happen. when someone tells me who was an expe

juan williams and jesse watters and cambric drug. -- and greg gutfeld. this is "the five." 3 different polls predict that president trump will win re-election. as the race for the white house continues to lead up the president want letting up on attacks for joe biden. ripping him for his role

." ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with katie pavlich, juan williams, jesse watters. dana perino. "the five." we are 18 months away and the republicans already have their guy. the dems are narrowing their choices down. the democratic party responds, every time we try to help the underdog, you call it socialism. when actually socialism is all about creating underdogs.

. >> brian: this is for the history major jesse watters.aking it to the stage. it will be in orlando, florida, birmingham, alabama, i'm able to take what we did on fox nation and then have a chance to talk about george washington and thomas jefferson and the soon to be public story. sam houston in the alamo. i get a chance to interact with everyone. it's probably the most fun i will ever have. >> dana: do you make fun of greg on stage? >> brian: i don't do that. i think he is doing it about me according to many sources. >> emily: you all know that i love my 1972 mach one and she has recently undergone an overhaul, that is her before and this is her after. she is already for the hot rod power tour which box will be covering so you will be able to come along with me and i'm racing and participating in that event to celebrate they debut of this amazing charity called forever r.i.p. commits lodging during the power tour and to restore some classic cars left behind by those service members and first responders killed in action. stay tuned becaus

. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am dana perino with juan williams and jesse watters and greg gutfeld.o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> majors revelations from the attorney general barr about how the russia probe started. in his first interview since the mueller report was released, barr is not satisfied on the answers about trump campaign spying. >> i am trying to get answers to questions. a lot of the answers have been inadequate and some of the explanations i got don't hang together. in a sense, i have more questions today than when i fi

i am jesse watters with shannon bream, juan williams, dana perino, and greg. new york city and this is "the five" ." the abortion debate erupting yet again, this time over a new bill in alabama. the legislation which man nearly all abortions in the state and could potentially set up a showdown between roe vs. wade and the supreme court. the governor has not said whether she will sign into law but it's not stopping democrats in the media claiming it's a war on women. >> women's health care is under attack and we will not stand for

along with lisa boothe, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld, it is 5:00 in new york city.d-new headaches for democrats heading into 2020, freshman congress woman rashida to leave creating a new controversy over her comments about the holocaust while discussing the israeli-palestinian conflict. >> this is a calming feeling that i tell folks when i think of the holocaust and the treasury of the holocaust and the fact that it was my ancestors. palestinians who lost their land and some lost to their lives

i am jesse watters along with emily compagno, juan williams, kennedy, and brian kilmeade.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." after last week's huge economic numbers than the lowest unemployment rate and almost 50 years, delusional 2020 democrats are now trying to spin president trump's red-hot economy. they are claiming he doesn't deserve the credit and that we should instead be patting president obama on the back. >> trump is taking credit for a recovery that started under obama. who is this economy going to work for? we had attacks planned it was all about giving the wealthiest people more of a break. we have to make sure it's a shared recovery because right now it definitely is not. >> do you give president trump the credit? >> i give our workers and businesses the credit. i think we've had policies in place starting with president obama that have aided the recovery. >> the economy is doing well. i don't have to give trump any credit. i'm sure he will take all the credit he wants. >> jesse: not everyone agrees with the out of touch candidates. a new poll

i am jesse watters with jedediah bila, juan williams, dana perino, and greg.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." attorney general bill barr clapping back against repeated attacks during his first hearing since releasing the mueller report. barr quickly dismantling a new liberal talking point, this comes after the media tried to blindside him last night with a report that robert mueller complained barr represented his findings in his 4-page summary of the investigation. barr explaining that mueller was actually upset with the media coverage and not the accuracy of the summary. >> i offered bob mueller the opportunity to review the letter before it went out and he declined. i asked him if he was suggesting that the march 24 letter was an accurate and he said no but that the press reporting had been inaccurate. he argued for putting out summaries of each volume, the executive summaries that have been written by his office. he was clear with me that he was not suggesting that we had misrepresented his report. >> jesse: barr crushing democrats' claim

. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody, i am jesse watters, along with katie, one, dana, and greg. trump fired up and tearing into robert mueller, ripping the former special counsel to stretch the limits reds after his comments on the russia probe. >> it was the same as the report. there is no collusion or nothin nothing. it is nothing but a witch hunt. a witch hunt by the media and the democrats, their partners. it is totally conflicted. i think that mueller is a

. >> greg: hi, greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, jesse watters, juan williams, dana perino.ow into the fourth year of the democrats election tantrum. that would be old enough for kindergarten but maturity matters more than years so they'll number get in. they have learned from the best, the media. >> i have sat on his answer is gobbledygook. the fact that mueller wrote a letter of protest. >> in william barr, we have a staunch trump ally

. >> greg: hi, greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, jesse watters, juan williams, dana perino. "the five" ." we are now into the fourth year of the democrats election tantrum. that would be old enough for kindergarten but maturity matters more than years so they'll number get in. they have learned from the best, the media. >> i have sat on his answer is gobbledygook. the fact that mueller wrote a letter of protest. >> in william barr, we have a staunch trump ally who is also a skilled bureaucrat and he is smarter than donald trump. that makes him scarier on both measures. >> if your theory on barr is correct, where did he become radicalized? >> if we can't trust you all to tell us, then i feel like there is a coup happening. >> gas lighting. >> greg: gas lighting. not exactly rational analysis but going to "the view" for insight is like going to the zoo for an oil change or hillary for legal expertise. >> he is the president's defense lawyer. he is not the attorney general of the united states and the way that he has conducted himself. calling for his regulation resn makes perf

." ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with katie pavlich, juan williams, jesse watters.he logged rolls on a pencil. dana perino. "the five." we are 18 months away and the republicans already have their guy. the dems are narrowing their choices down. the democratic party responds, every time we try to help the underdog, you call it socialism. when actually socialism is all about creating underdogs. the dems have the ends and none of the means. at the end of every false promise is always soak the rich until there are no rich people left except their rich friends and it never works because even in a free market you can't bankroll a left-wing money pit. venezuela was rich once upon a time. panic hasn't hit the dems yet because i haven't learned anything from 2016. the healthiest why it of america hates politicians and the media that selects them. it's healthy perspective for it opens the door to candidates who don't fit into boxes or change their accident or fake, phony cadences. the dems could use one of these. >> i have to tell you that runway is like an ice skating rink a

. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody, i am jesse watters, along with katie, one, dana, and greg.ere in new york city, and this is "the five." president trump fired up and tearing into robert mueller, ripping the former special counsel to stretch the limits reds after his comments on the russia probe. >> it was the same as the report. there is no collusion or nothin nothing. it is nothing but a witch hunt. a witch hunt by the media and the democrats, their partners. it is totally conflicted. i think that mueller is a true never-trump-eer. he is somebody who does not like donald trump. it did not get the job that he requested very badly and he was appointed. and despite that and despite $40 million, 18 trump haters including the people that work for hillary clinton and some of the worst human beings on earth. they got nothing. it is pretty amazing. >> jesse: his blistering condemnation of mueller comes as democrats and the media are ramping up their impeachment push. >> to impeach or not to impeach? that is a question addressing house democrats. >> prepare for impeachment that's wh

. >> i am greg gutfeld with kennedy, jesse watters, and dana perino.ve." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> you might have noticed it's memorial day. the unofficial kick off to the summer. we have lots of fun in store including our advice for college gradutes. a memorial day edition of supermarket showdown and a look back at our road trip to nashville. lots of questions on social media. >> let's get after

. ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with dagen mcdowell, dana, jesse watters, her own game piece when shelays monopoly dana perino! "the five." it is official, the 23 had a jack-in-the-box just grew another head. and boy, is it empty. >> there is plenty of money in this world. there is plenty of money in the country, it is just in the wrong hands. >> the quinnipiac poll that showed 26% of new york voters, 72% of new york democrat say that you should not run. >> the pole that matters is the election, new yorkers have said that twice that they want me to lead them, i call them con don, we know his tricks and his playbook. i know how to take him on, i've been watching it for decades. >> greg: one of the most inapt to in human history has decided to take his incompetence national vowing to steal your money and spread it around. but i guess if everyone in your city hates you, running for president is better than getting run out of town. no one likes this guy. here's some proof. >> worse mayor ever! worse mayor ever! >> liar! liar! >> you can't run the city, you can't run the country! you can't

jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5 o'clock in new york city.e." >> ♪ >> democrats showing no signs of slowing down with investigations into the trump administration. the house ways and means committee issued subpoenas to the treasury secretary of state and irs commission for overfailing to produce president trump's tax returns. they are threatening to hold trump administration officials also in

jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5 o'clock in new york city.iday and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> democrats showing no signs of slowing down with investigations into the trump administration. the house ways and means committee issued subpoenas to the treasury secretary of state and irs commission for overfailing to produce president trump's tax returns. they are threatening to hold trump administration officials also in