at first i was mad that jessica simpson was ahead of me. but then i saw the dukes of hazzard.hat is that, baby oil? actually, they use salad dressing, 'cause it gets a better sheen. this is ridiculous. what does any of this have to do with comedy? ya burnt! listen, i just... i wanna make sure you're not gonna regret this, you know? because it's not just cute guys that buy these magazines, it's teenage boys with weird rashes and old guys that live at the y. liz, posing in maxim is a great career move. there's no shame in it. i'm laughin', i'm horny, let's do this! [wrexx-n-effect's rump shaker] ♪ all i wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom ♪ put the chicken near your mouth. ♪ just shake your rump ♪ all i wanna do ♪ is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom ♪ in a poom pm

. >> reporter: among celebrities jessica simpson and her food labeling. >> is this chicken what i have, or is this fish? i know it's tuna but it says chicken. by the sea. >> reporter: and among sports figures, shaquille o'neal, asked about whether he visited the ancient greek parthenon on a visit to athens, "i can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to," he said. and the glee as the glamorous glitch in front of everybody. in a way it's what marissa powell is coming in for now. and why is that? >> i think there's just a part of it is that you're glad it's not you. and so you feel happier watching someone else fall. if it was you, it wouldn't be very funny. >> reporter: some of this is people not liking beauty pageants. as they used to be called. some of this is premised on thinking that the answers contestants give really matter. well, they only matter when they're bungled. which is why the other pageant-based viral video out there has long been miss south carolina caitlin upton at the miss teen usa pageant. in 2007 she was asked why so many americans can't find the us

at first i was mad that jessica simpson was ahead of me. but then i saw the dukes of hazzard. that, baby oil? actually, they use salad dressing, 'cause it gets a better sheen. this is ridiculous. what does any of this have to do with comedy? ya burnt! listen, i just... i wanna make sure you're not gonna regret this, you know? because it's not just cute guys that buy these magazines, it's teenage boys with weird rashes and old guys that live at the y. liz, posing in maxim is a great career move. there's no shame in it. i'm laughin', i'm horny, let's do this! [wrexx-n-effect's rump shaker] ♪ all i wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom ♪ put the chicken near your mouth. ♪ just shake your rump ♪ all i wanna do ♪ is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

. >> i treat katy perry, jessica simpson, hugh jackman, anthony hopkins, brooke burke, usher.ow, you name it. i love doing dentistry. i mean, it's fun. >> reporter: smart guy. successful guy. loving father. a divorced dad of three. who also has a bronze of his own torso in the bathroom. and meet patrice, his rock. >> i'm a house manager. i get up 5 minutes before i have to start work. >> reporter: she has that luxury because patrice is live-in, well, she lives in the pool house. >> in the morning, i start work at 6:30. i prepare dr. bill's lunch, the girls' lunch and breakfast. today they're having boiled eggs with toast which they love. come on girlies, let's go so you have time for breakfast. >> reporter: patrice wouldn't tell us how much she erns but these days they can make up to 100 grand a year. >> let's keep this neat and nice. i handle all of the staff. gardener, the housekeeper, the handyman, the plumber, everyone. they go through me. >> a lot of times when people come to the house to work, patrice will say she's mrs. dorfman because she thinks that they'll respect he

among celebrities, jessica simpson and her food labelling. >> is this chicken what i have or fish?w it is tuna. it says chicken. chicken by the sea. >> reporter: and shaquille o'neal asked whether he visited ancient greek parthenon, i want remember the names of the clubs we went to he said. and the glee, glamorous glitch in front of everybody. what melissa powell is coming in for now. the name of the winner of the miss usa pageant it is erin brady. she is the one who didn't mess up. so she is not viral. john donvan, abc news, washington. >> aye-aye-aye. painful when we watched it. we have all had painful moments. non sequiturs, kept going in different directions. >> i have a quick theory. she researched. if you get stuck talk education. >> maybe trying to remember. >> they said don't do world peace, do education. she said education. ha-ha. h is under attack. food particles infiltrate and bacteria proliferate. ♪ protect your mouth, with fixodent. the adhesive helps create a food seal defense for a clean mouth and kills bacteria for fresh breath. ♪ fixodent, and forget it. [ woman ]

. >>> sÍ, con pantalÓn de mezclilla, y zapatos de plataforma de jessica simpson,.cky martin, significÓ lo que hizo ricky importante para ti? >>> sÍ, fue un ejemplo muy grande para mÍ, dije quÉ valor, quÉ valor de hombre, de con la carrera que Él tenÍa en ese momento, de salir y ser honesto con la prensa, con el pÚblico. y porque, honesto con Él mismo sÍ lo era, pero tenia que vivir escondido. de alguna manera apenado. y para mÍ fue un, un gran ejemplo el valor de Él, y dije en su momento creo que yo lo tendrÉ tambien. >>> oye. 59 aÑos por cierto, si preguntan cuÁntos tienes? 40. >>> 45. >>> estÁs mejor que yo amigo. >>> no me viste desnudo. (risas) >>> quÉ tanto sebastiÁn, por esta situaciÓn sufriste en tu juventud? >>> sÍ, mucho, mucho. fui un niÑo muy, sufrÍ mucho de bullying. >>> ah sÍ? >>> muchisimo, toda ma primaria, la secundaria, y Últimamente vi muchos suicidios en adolescentes, y al mismo tiempo he visto muchos actos de valor, por parte de los adolescentes. entonces, creo que es el momento en que una generaciÓn mÁs grande que ellos. empiece a dar el ejempl