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about 8:30 tonight a vw jetta just east of pleasant valley road hit a tree.ix people were in the car. one died, three were air lifted to hospitals and one of those is reported to have a broken leg. there's no word tonight on what caused that accident. >>> elsewhere, invest investigators are trying to figure out how a boy died in a crowded public pool. it happened where three life guards were on duty. >> reporter: pool staff say it happened during the public swim period about 2:15 yesterday afternoon. there were some 44 visitors at the time. the parks general manager said there were three life guards on duty. one of them noticed the 6-year- old boy was in trouble. >> jumped in, pulled him out. immediately began first aid, cpr. second responder came on board, started the aed. third responder called the paramedics and we were here shortly after wards. >> reporter: paramedics say when they arrived the boy was not breathing. he was taken to to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. >> reporter: today sheriff's deputies wer deputies were investigating the boy's

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