(dwight) jim carrey did not just walk in, okay?

night live is looking for a fresh face to do their weekly portrayals of the presidents they had jim carrey doing it throughout the election but now that joe biden has ascended to sainthood well they need to tone it down a notch i want to release a man. i never felt so alive which is ironic because i'm not down to lie. i mean they can just mock him sure that's what they did with trump for the past 4 years but that was different from head small hands he was orange he tweeted a lot said mean things could be moved thank you thank you for coming to watch my victory speech to emerge. as anyone who does have way through tuesday knows i was reelected president of the united states. with joe joe's a good guy joe here is very mean chris wallace is mean the economy is me be keep using job which is me jimmy. the china virus has been very mean to be by being a hoax and come on it's just not polite to make fun of how people look how they talk and joe doesn't even tweet the guy is a saint so no no mocking of joe biden everything he says and does is gospel and besides people today are already having a har

americans the average american has never even met someone with over $10000000.00 in less you should jim carrey's hand one time on a sidewalk in new york so we the 99 percent would take everything over $10000000.00 from the people who have over $10000000.00 and we would give it out with the bottom 50 percent getting the vast majority of it so 99.5 percent of americans would benefit from this redistribution of wealth. i kind of like the 99 percent that's kind of cool expression which is that more often so before you argue against this idea remember you better for it you would get money under this situation because i promise there is no one no one with over $10000000.00 watching this right now unless one banker is like stuck in an airport in morocco and can't change the channel. do you need more numbers to get the point the billionaires in this country have increased their wealth by $1.00 trillion dollars just since the beginning of the pandemic one out of every 3 people in america have had trouble paying their bills during this pandemic over 15000000 people have lost their health care coverage sin

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