jimmy. >> jimmy: wow. congratulations, that's awesome.ers. [ laughter ] i have to take your carpet sample away from you guys. you don't get anything. but nobody goes home empty-handed on "wheel of carpet samples." steve, tell them about tonight's consolation prize. >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's consolation prize is a $300 gift certificate to the apple store. this $300 gift certificate is valued at $300 and can be used for $300 worth of merchandise at any apple store. jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. thank you for playing. i apologize. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but you are the big winner, ken from canada. [ laughter ] you have all the time in the world to do whatever you want to do with that carpet sample. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got anything you want to say? >> i think i'm going, you know, to take it to the hill and, you know, snowboard down with it. sleep with it at night and -- you know. >> jimmy: sounds good. >> pride of canada right here. >> jimmy: hey, that's fantastic. well, we're going to give you the gift cer

. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. on the show tonight, christina applegate is with us, and with child. comedian shawn mauss is here. and hugh hefner will join us. there's a new documentary of his life coming out. there's hugh backstage. i'm concerned about him, because he's down to one girlfriend. he used to have, like, ten or something. and then the oil spill happened. something. and then the oil spill happened. damn you, bp. "jimmy kimmel live," ba" back i minutes. well, you know that thing... we've been working on for a while now? no way, really? yes. really? mmm hmm you're gonna be a dad. [ sizzling ] we'll have that. [ male announcer ] with applebee's new sizzling entrees fresh flavor never sounded so good. try the spicy asian shrimp, steak and cheese, or chicken with queso blanco starting at $8.99! only at applebee's. now open till midnight or later. [ laughter ] [ slamming ] [ engines revving ] [ tires screech ] [ engine revving ] [ male announcer ] before you take it on your road trip... we take it on ours. [

>> jimmy: yeah, watch. >> jimmy: it's all right.t out. or it might even be just from jeff. [ laughter ] the whole time. that's zoomed in because we had no idea. so, i apologize. there's nothing here now. [ laughter ] everything is exterminated. that roach made it back to brazil safely. jeff musial is in jail. [ laughter ] thank you. >> you could have been responsible for making the roaches and new york bigger than they already are. >> jimmy: we were afraid that it was going to breed. >> well, it would have. >> jimmy: it can't breed by itself, but maybe it was pregnant. [ laughter ] >> sure they can. cockroaches are amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, they are amazing. so, anyways, thank you so much for coming back on our show. >> well, i didn't know that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you going to come back after this? oh, come on! [ laughter ] i got your back at the emmys. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: and i just saw you at the espys. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're a big sports fan, right? >> yes, very much. >> jimmy: did you have fun at the espy

>> jimmy: yeah, it is.actly, to this. exactly. >> jimmy: it could be worse. have you been having a good summer? >> i've been working. >> jimmy: oh, you have? really? you're shooting in new york, right? >> no, we shoot here. it's all murder, all the time. >> jimmy: it's not been -- [ laughter ] it's not been brutally, brutally hot like it's been in new york then for you? >> it's been pretty hot here, hasn't it? >> jimmy: not as bad as it's been there. >> we try to hold off on the air conditioning because, you know, environmentally, it's so heinous. >> jimmy: who does? >> we do in our house. in the house we rent. >> jimmy: in the house you're not in because you're at work. >> exactly. that's why we keep it hot during the day. >> jimmy: your husband kevin bacon is actually sizzling like baken. >> oh, my gosh, i've never heard that before. >> jimmy: i bet you haven't. so you don't use air conditi conditioning in the house? >> try not to during the day. just try at night. i'm really happy this water has no -- i'

don't move, jimmy. jimmy, don't move. don't move, jimmy.t didn't happen, okay? it's all right. nobody noticed. i don't think anybody noticed. you're good, go ahead. >> excellent. so, a lot of you know me. i'm the building manager, randy. and i'm here because we have a little bit of a situation. >> like the "jersey shore" situation? the guy with the abs? like that kind of a situation? >> no. a lot of you may have heard a loud noise yesterday. that was a fire alarm. you're all supposed to evacuate when you hear that. and that's so that you don't burn alive. [ laughter ] so bottom line is seventh floor west has to appoint a fire warden who's going to be in charge in case of an emergency. so who is it going to be? >> jimmy: you know what, it's my show. i'll be the fire warden. >> thank you. anyone have a problem with the guy in the weird jacket being the fire warden? no? going once, going twice. >> yeah, i got a problem with it. ♪ maybe i want to be the fire warden. ♪ [ laughter ] >> look, i don't want to get in the middle, but you're going to

. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, with a word from reebok runtones. the shoes designed to give you stronger legs with every step. they have moving air balance balls on the soles that force leg muscles to work harder as you run. no man wants chicken legs. even chickens don't want chicken legs. but sadly, it affects many of us good men. men like ralph macchio. >> skinny ass chicken legs anywhere, man. those are the same legs you had in the [ bleep ] movie. >> hey, hey, hey, take it down a notch. put the camera away. just put the camera down. >> i'm tired of this [ bleep ]. >> how does that feel, huh? here we go. take a look at your legs. what are you bothering me for? >> jimmy: humiliating. we'll find out more about what happened there when ralph and his video "paparrazzi," jb smoove, join me later in tonight's show. >> hey, jimmy? >> jimmy: yes, guillermo? >> the runtones really work. let me show you. >> jimmy: amazing, but why are you wearing only one? >> i dont know. i guess i don't want to be greedy. >> jimmy: yeah, greedy. >> dicky: reebok runtones

. >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. on the show tonight, filmmaker, daredevil and nobel prize winner johnny knoxville is here. from the new movie, "charlie st. cloud," actress amanda crew is with us. we have music from grace potter and the nocturnals and, it's monday, we check in live with "the bachelorette," ali fedotowsky, as she continues her quest to find a husband whose last name isn't fedotowsky. >> hi, i can hear that. >> jimmy: sorry, ali. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes. okay, promise you're not going to laugh. i promise. whoa... you're such a liar. i was originally going to get a bob, but then the hair dresser just kept chopping and there was no turning back. baby it is so short. but you know what? it is really, really cute. really? yeah, really. you like it? i do. o! i just parked here a second ago! give me a break, will you? (announcer) dr. scholl's massaging gel insoles with two different gels for softness and support... ...are outrageously comfortable. ...on second thought, i think i'll walk... (an

. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel.oining us tonight, from the new movie "the dry land," wilmer valderrama. also, the man who captured lebron james, dwyane wade. we'll hear music from keane. and youtube sensation "the double rainbow guy" is here. >> oh, my god, it's full-on, double rainbow all the way across the sky! oh, my god. what does this mean? >> jimmy: that's right. his name is bear vazquez. here's here from yosemite and it's probably a good idea to hide your picnic baskets. "jimmy kimmel live", back in 2 minutes. [ male announcer ] what would you do for a klondike neapolitan bar? that's right, we sid neapolitan? [ groans ] ♪ what would you do-oo-oo for a klondike bar? ♪ ♪ to finish what you started today. for the aches and sleeplessness in between, there's new motrin pm. no other medicine, not even advil pm, is more effective for pain and sleeplessness. new motrin pm. airborne. beautiful. and strong. there to ensure the most powerful transmitter is you. rule the air. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel

. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. tonight, from the new movie "cyrus," marisa tomei is here. from the new movie "twilight: eclipse," peter facinelli is here. we have music from 3oh!3. and david alan grier goes undercover boss. >> hola. >> hi. [ speaking foreign language ] i'm going to help you clean the casa. >> i'm not mexican. >> what? >> jimmy: he doesn't just play characters -- he becomes them. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes. built with quality and backed with the best coverage in america including a 100,000 mile powertrain warranty. that's 40,000 more miles than ford. chevy silverado half-ton. a consumers digest best buy and the most dependable, longest lasting full-size pickups on the road. now get 0% apr for 72 months on 2010 silverado half-ton models with an average finance savings around $5,800. [ sizzling ] we'll have that. [ male announcer ] with applebee's new sizzling entrees fresh flavor never sounded so good. try the spicy asian shrimp, steak and cheese, or chicken with queso blanco starting at $8.99! only at applebee's. now open till midnight or later

jimmy?d applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how good you are at reading faces, but i think it's safe to say that she is not super-psyched about winning that great prize. [ laughter ] why would she not be excited? we paid her $20 to register for the marathon. [ laughter ] now all she has to do is fly herself there and run 26 miles. what's the big deal? it's a great prize. let's see that reaction one more time. [ laughter ] so, we were really surprised to find out that the people at the missoula marathon flew her out and treated her like a celebrity, which is awesome. here's the cell phone shot of monique arriving in a hummer limousine. [ laughter ] and here she is walking the race with her dad. how awesome is that? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. she went and did it. a 26-mile marathon. you're probably wondering how she did. she came in 2,297th. [ laughter ] congratulations, monique. and thank you to everyone out at the missoula marathon for being so cool. [ cheers and applause ] that

. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm old. >> jimmy: no.though. >> jimmy: he kind of bummed you out? >> he's like, "yeah, same dating rules, same curfew." i'm like, "all right." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, same curfew, yeah. now, i understand you have a treat that you want me to try, here. >> yes. >> jimmy: you brought me something. now, it's called "texas popcorn." >> this is my version of "texas popcorn," yes. >> jimmy: okay, now what -- do you have -- a bag of popcorn -- >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, and i have a bowl. >> okay. >> jimmy: i have a tray with hot sauce -- what is this, here? >> pickle juice. >> jimmy: pickle juice. >> and tabasco. >> jimmy: all right, very, very good. salt, pickle juice, tabasco sauce. all right, so what -- >> now, the pickle juice is optional, so you don't have to use it. but basically, you get tabasco sauce. >> jimmy: okay. >> and it depends on if you like it hot, and my family does. so then, you put a lot in the bag. >> jimmy: okey-doke. >> you just tell me when to stop and i'll -- >> jimmy: i would pro

jimmy: really?t order of business. it's only open for six weeks, which is weird to me. >> jimmy: i invested in a restaurant, and it went out of business. >> it's terrible, right? it's a terrible investment. >> jimmy: a really bad investment. and then, worse, when i bought a horse. a piece of a horse. [ laughter ] the front half. no, no, but seriously, i bought a racehorse. >> that's the worst. >> jimmy: m.c. hammer will tell you. everyone will tell you don't buy a horse. [ laughter ] so, wait, here's the deal. this guy is my -- "dude, i know you like horseracing. do you want to buy a horse?" i go, "absolutely, sure." i invest money. i call my business manager, he goes, "this is awful." [ laughter ] "don't do it." i go "come on, man." so i buy a piece of this horse, and i go, "i can't wait to name it, like 'sea warrior' or something like that." [ laughter ] yeah, the guy goes, "oh, you can't name horses. they're named by the sire." and i go, "well, what's the name of our horse?" he goes, "poco bueno.

>> jimmy: what is your name? >> marco. >> jimmy: marco? >> polo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: marco.>> dublin, ohio. >> jimmy: dublin, ohio. is that an irish town? >> yeah, i think so. i don't know. >> jimmy: dublin, ohio, very cool. what is the best book you've ever read? >> i don't like reading books. [ laughter ] i read sports websites, but that's about it. >> jimmy: sports websites? [ laughter ] think of a book, any book! you never read a book? >> "to kill a mockingbird." >> jimmy: "to kill a mockingbird." did you ever read that? oh, you did? yeah, yeah. all right, roots, we have marco here from dublin, ohio. he's going to spend the book re-reading his favorite book, "to kill a mockingbird." [ light laughter ] now, for this first one, we have widespread panic on the show tonight, one of the most famous jam bands. so, can you guys do it in the style of a jam band? come on. [ laughter ] kirk? ♪ ♪ marco polo wears brown shoes and sometimes he wears black ♪ ♪ now i've heard of dublin, ireland but dublin, ohio? where's that? ♪ ♪ and then it came to the part where asked what's the best

>> jimmy: hard. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it is so funny. >> bruises are complementary on our show. >> jimmy not. no. and -- people always ask me that and i don't understand the question because it is almost like my job is to watch lemmings jump off a cliff all day long. and then somebody comes up and goes, "you ever thought about jumping?" "no. no, actually i see what happens to those guys, i'm pretty sure i'm comfortable where i am." >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. and this is the third season. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you have a new thing happening this season. there's something new? >> well, there's like a new wrinkle in the show. i don't know if you guys have seen "wipeout" before -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. we have a saying on "wipeout," "it's tragedy if it happens to me, it's comedy if it happens to you." and this year they've decided to actually work the concept of deception into the course. normally you just know something awful's getting ready to happen to you. now they purposely hide obstacles. and they'll even distract you. they'll put something in your peripheral vision to make y

let's get back to the interview. >> the show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: piper,y. >> i thought you'd never ask. >> beep. was it as good for you as it was for me, kizu? [ laser sounds ] ♪ >> get her out of there now. [ laser sounds ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ooh, yeah. i'm in. i'm in. our thanks to piper perabo right there. "covert affairs." tuesdays, usa. we'll be right back with comedian kurt metzger. come on back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] th ♪ n welcome to ultimate rewards from chase. no blackouts, no restrictions on airfare and hotels, no limits to what you can get with ultimate rewards. no wonder it's called ultimate. available on chase credit, debit, and business cards. chase what matters. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest was recently seen on "last comic standing" and is a voice on comedy central's "ugly americans," which will be on comic-con next week. he's also performing at "comedy central live" at the san diego house of blues july 24th. give it up for the very funny kurt metzger, everybody. ♪ [ cheers

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy.hank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, find your seats. the presentation is about to begin. at midnight tonight, a few minutes ago, for those watching at home, the third movie in the "twilight" series premiered. thousands of fans were lined up. if you want to sneak into your teenage daughter's room to read her diary, tonight is the night. it already set a record for advance ticket sales. i saw the movie already. spoiler alert. taylor takes his shirt off in this one. [ cheers and applause ] i wonder -- i wonder how much they would make if they just made a movie called "taylor takes his shirt off." $120 million. and then the sequel, "taylor takes his pants off," in 3d, right? could beat "avatar," right? exciting world cup action this morning, japan versus paraguay. 90 minutes, no one scored. so they sent it to overtime. another 30 minutes, no one scored. if i want to watch two hours of nobody scoring, i'll pop in the video from my prom. [ applause ] eventually paraguay won,

jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm charmed by that, thank you. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. thank you for your generous contributions. i'm jim, as in jim tan laundry. that is me that they're talking about. after six months of breathless anticipation, america returned to the jersey shore, which, like lebron james, has been relocated to miami. and none of the people on it are from new jersey and it is new miami. i guess as long as there's techno music and a quiet place to vomit, the jersey shore can really be anywhere. it's a state of mind, if you will. i noticed today that the show isn't in hd, which is weird. it's in vd, this show. [ laughter ] but not in hd. this season, they brought angelina back. she was on the first season, but got kicked out and then after she was kicked out, she bad mouthed the other girls in interviews. so naturally mtv brought her back and surprised -- everyone is getting along really well. >> you want to go outside right now, we'll go ri

we can sell "late night" jimmy mugs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right? it's -- no, yeah. >> i thought you said you didn't use drugs, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: something is good in there. it's pretty good. i have a couple ideas. i have a couple ideas. i have one idea -- i have two ideas. maybe you can shoot them down. one is called "pool stool." yeah. [ light laughter ] we might have to change the name, but what you do is you put -- [ laughter ] they're just stools that are weighted that you put in a pool, in case you want to sit in the pool and hang out. >> oh, inside the pool? >> jimmy: yeah, i want to sit in the water. right? no? >> i think we can make it work. we just need, like, one of them infomercials. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they see me and you are like in the pool, like. we get some girls. we can do that like -- >> jimmy: "hey, what are you sitting on? nothing?" >> "i'm sitting on a pool stool." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and so can you, for $19.95 a month -- for six months. you can get a pool stool. the other idea. you remember -- know paul, the

i will say that. [ applause ] >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: only one karate kid. >> jimmy, come on.cchio's coming through the alley, jaden is coming the other way. who wins the fight? come on, man. >> i don't know about that. >> jimmy: i don't know. i think -- i'm going with macchio. no question about it. >> i think he's right. >> jimmy: give him six months and i'm going to go with the pinkett smith kid. >> that little boy got corn rows. you can't grab nothing. you can't grab nothing. you can't pull his hair. nothing. the kid is tough. >> jimmy: we have a video that you guys put together that is very entertaining. rather than explain it, let's just go right into it. take a look. >> karate kid right there. my cousin vinny up in this [ bleep ]. karate kid in line in front of me. my cousin vinny, everybody. my [ bleep ] [ bleep ] cousin vinny in this -- don't think i don't know you. i know those skinny ass chicken legs anywhere, man. those are the same legs you had in the [ bleep ] movie. >> hey, hey, hey, dude, put the camera away. >> calm down, karate kid. >> i'm not upset. put the -

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. how do you guys feel? feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. welcome, welcome. thank you for coming. let's get right to the news. yesterday, bp's ceo tony hayward complained he was unfairly demonized in the u.s. over his handling of the gulf oil spill. in response, demons complained that they were unfairly compared to bp's ceo, tony hayward. [ laughter ] that's a big mess. tony hayward didn't like the way he was treated. he said, "sometimes you step off the pavement and get hit by a bus." [ laughter ] in response, fish were like, "what is a bus and where can we get one?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they knew to do that. >> steve: with their fins. >> jimmy: they assumed that's how the bus was controlled. chelsea clinton's big wedding is this weekend. [

jimmy kimmel!jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for being. very nice of you. do we have any bulgarians in the audience tonight? a bulgarian snuck in here tonight. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] that has nothing to do with the light. bulgarians reflect no light. welcome, welcome. hey, you know who else is here tonight, zac efron is here tonight. we're about to be hit by a category 5 zac attack. this is surprising. "the new york post" had a story that said zac and corbin blue spent $2,000 this weekend at a strip club in new york. and if that is true, i would like to commend the strippers who even when two of america's most desirable young men walked into a club, managed to maintain their composures to fleece them for $2,000. that's professionalism, is what it is. by the way, if zac had to spent $2,000 to get gishl girls to pa attention to him, where does that leave the rest of us? after the show, we're going to have a high school musical sing long

. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel.oin me tonight with author adam carolla, music from rasheem devaughn, and this little fellow. his name is ariel antigua. he's 5 and able to hit an 85-mile-an-hour fastball. and the only juice this kid is on comes out of a box. ♪ steroids joke. steroids joke. back in two minutes. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] feel the refreshing burst of flavor in the new real fruit smoothies from mccafé. strawberries and bananas blended to perfection with creamy yogurt. a small for just $2.29! the simple joy of real fruit smoothies. ♪ on hard to wash fabrics. for all the things you can't wash, freshen it with febreze. febreze eliminates odors and leaves a light fresh scent. whoa. it's a breath of fresh air. whoa. male voice: ooh! green tea with citrus. i could use a lift. you gonna finish that? hmm? well, how 'bout that? dude, fish have ears, you know. announcer: lipton--drink on the bright side. fish: sheesh. yeah, 10's boring. luckily, k-y intense makes getting to the big moment easier and it's scientific

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. i come out here, and -- hey! how you guys feeling? you feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. let's get right to the news.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: he has a very high voice. here's some other people who aren't quite on the same page. she's thinking, "nice grapefruit." and he's thinking, "nice grapefruits." see, it's one letter difference, but that makes all the difference. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's a nice couple here spending some quality time with the kids. he's thinking, "i love my wife and two children." and she's thinking, "the blond one isn't yours." [ laughter ] that's the type of -- they're different. >> steve: but you can sense that. >> jimmy: here's the last one here. these two folks are definitely thinking very different things. he's thinking, "open wide and try not to swallow." and, ironically enough, she's thinking, "that's what she

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] much. thank you so much. thank you very much. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good, huh? [ cheers and applause ] that's the best crowd. the best crowd ever. let's get right to the news here, you guys. there were reports over the weekend that bp's ceo tony hayward could resign within the next two days. [ cheers and applause ]

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jimmie johnson both eyeing their fifth brickyard victory.ap of the race turned to kyle busch, flipped sam hornish jr. from behind, where there's smoke, there's generally a pileup. seven cars. busch would finish eighth, hornish, 30th. 40 left to go, while pitting during the fourth caution, jimmie johnson ran into the back of bill elliott. johnson would receive treatment under the hood. and finish 26th. 23 laps to go after a caution, juan pablo montoya and jamie mcmurray both pit. montoya ta murray takes two tires, montoya, four. mcmurray leads it down the stretch. there would be no catching the man in the bass shop chevrolet. he would take the checkered flag and pucker up. kiss the bricks. the second win of the season, step up and finish. >>> baseball, alex rodriguez, one home run shy of .600, taking on the royals. bottom three, that's not number 600. that is a career rbi, 17, 83 and 4, all-time on the list. a-rod did not go deep. bottom of the eighth, scary moment, hit on the hand by blake wood. a-rod would leave the game but said he will be

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jimmy buffet, born in mississippi, lives between alabama and florida. couple weeks ago attracted 35,000 people. attended by the governors of alabama and florida. basically jimmy buffet's message was, everybody come on down, don't forget us, don't forget the merchants and the people here in the gulf coast. and it was a tremendous boost, shot in the arm for the residents in alabama and around the gulf coast. you know, jimmy buffet, he doesn't mince his words. he changed the lyrics of "margaritaville." at the end he basically puts the blame on bp. ♪ some people claim that there's a woman to blame ♪ ♪ but i know it's all bp's fault ♪ >> "it's all bp's fault," that's the line. he didn't mince words, he let his opinion be known on that issue. some didn't do benefit concerts directly but still try to do their part. any examples of that? >> dave matthews has recorded an amazing psa with sandra bullock and the girl from "gossip girl." there's talk there's going to be another major event sometime before the summer's over. once again, we go back to people saying b

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we'll be right back, but jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on "jimmy kimmel live." >>> thanks,n hamm, j.b. smoouf >>> thanks, terry. coming up, jon hamm, j.b. smoouf and ralph "meg whitman says she'll run california like her company..." seen this attack on meg whitman? who are these people? they're the unions and special interests behind jerry brown. they want jerry brown because, he won't "rock the boat," in sacramento. he'll be the same as he ever was. high taxes. lost jobs. big pensions for state employees. the special interests have chosen their governor. how about you? caw caw! [ director ]what is that? that's a horrible crow. here are some things that i'll make as little portals for my bird friends. honestly, i'd love to do this for the rest of myife so i have to take care of myself. [ male announcer ] to kp doing what y love, keep your heart healthy. cheerios can help. the whole grain oats can help lower cholesterol. [ bob ] makes you feel ageless. brrrbb! [ male announcer ] it's simple, love your heart so you can do what you love.

. >> jimmie was an incredible individual he knew that san francisco had to regain it's place in the worldhe decided to have the tallest dome built in the united states. it's now stands 307 feet 6 inches from the ground 40 feet taller than the united states capital. >> you could spend days going around the building and finding something new. the embellishment, the carvings, it represents commerce, navigation, all of the things that san francisco is famous for. >> the wood you see in the board of supervisor's chambers is oak and all hand carved on site. interesting thing about the oak is there isn't anymore in the entire world. the floors in china was cleard and never replanted. if you look up at the seceiling you would believe that's hand kof carved out of wood and it is a cast plaster sealing and the only spanish design in an arts building. there are no records about how many people worked on this building. the workman who worked on this building did not all speak the same language. and what happened was the person working next to the other person respected a skill a skill that was so won

who hasn't had their jimmy dean breakfast this morning? mmmm! now lets orbit i feel awesome. you're all awesome. jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches, fight the morning fade. >>> good morning, we have low clouds, plenty, making a pretty strong serge inland again, but we'll see that surge back. mid 70s, coast and bay, a few low to mid 80s inland. >>> thank you, steve. the firefighters are making some progress against two wildfires that have destroyed dozens of homes. now, the most destructive fire is in this one. at least 25 homes have been lost in the fire. about 1400-acres have burned that fire is about 25% contained this morning, but 150 homes are still threatened. near certain kernville, >>> a bear went on a ram page in montana killing one man and injurying two others. it happened near yellow stone national park. the campers who heard screams in the attack ran for cover. the wildlife officials say they killed at least one bear. they say they don't believe the bear was looking for food. >> the investigation has revealed that everything was done right. we don't have any science o

el primero no es jimmie johnson aunque éste, menudo llega primero.as gracias por estar con nosotros. se piensa lanzar usted a la presidencia de ecuador? >> como yo digo, se hace camino alndar. yono rehuyo, nunca las he rehuido como hermano mayor, la ausencia de mi papÁ, nunca he rehuido a las responsabilidades, y si se necesita se puede ser candidato lo voa hacer. pe en esto de hacer camino al andar, lo primero es hacer un movimiento polÍtico serio. >> se puede en dos aÑos formar un partidy campaÑa y ganar la presidencia. >> sÍ, sí, organicÉ la campaÑa, contrate los estrategaslos administradores y luego me puse a recaudar fondo y lo hicimos n una estructura. >> todo esto para su hmano? >> sÍ. >> considera que fue el Éxito de su hermano? >> el tropezÓfue la inexperiencia, y segundo la intelectualidad. esto advertÍ yo 6 mana antes de la primera vuelta electoral y convoque una reuniÓn de estrategia para el efecto pero le causÓ un gran sgus porque se Íque puede e el lÍder rezca de la experiencia administrativa, pero tiene el poder de convocatoria que imp

el primero no es jimmie johnson aunque éste, a menudo llega primero.. >> la cantante mexicana ana bÁrbara se defendiÓ hoy de las acusaciones de que iba al volante cuando su auto atropellÓ fatalmente a una mujer en cancÚn. ana bÁrbara hablÓ para primer impacto donde dio 1 concierto. >> no tengo ninguna verdadera situaciÓn legal, mi verdadero nombre no figura en ninguna situaciÓn. >> lo que era un caso de lesiones graves se convirtiÓ en un homicidio culposo. >> nos puedes decir de dÓnde venÍas, a dÓnde y bazo y -ibas y quien iba en el auto? >> poquito antes de la isla, sucede esto en una zona que no es zona peatonal. >> su hermano francisco llegÓ al lugar para apoyarla no la dejÓ seguir a la ambulancia para acompaÑar a la herida. >> cuando sucede el impacto el momento terrible para mÍ que fue cuando oigo el golpe que no veo nada, veo oscuro todo. no se ve nada. volteo y le digo quÉ pasÓ? atropellamos a alguien, me bajÓ a ver, no no te involucres. podrÍa hacer lo que quiera porque no iba manejando. >> tienes miedo de pisar la cÁrcel? >> no, para nada. >>

el primero no es jimmie johnson aunque éste, a menudo llega primero.respecto a la cantante ana barbara, un supuesto testigo dice que la artista era quien conduÍa la camioneta que arroll que la artista kontd conducía pero la artista insiste que esto no es cierto, luciana barro en méxico tiene más . >>> el testimonio del primer oo gente que llegó a la escena del accidente podía complicar la si tugs legal de la reina grupera una copia de la declaración del agente obtenido por cadena tres determina que taxista le dijo que tenía ubicada a la conductora de la camioneta que arrolló a la mujer e sé percató que se trataba de ana bárbara, dijo que estaba muy nerviosa y trataba de abordar un taxi y tenía aliento alcohólico. >>> la hija de la fallecida respalda la versión. >>> el policía cornelio que me dijo lo lamento dicen los taxista que fue ana bárbara que arrolló a su madre, luego arribó el investigador adamo chávez a quien korn lío entregó a los acusados. >>> más adelante en la declaración del agente asegura ver al hermano de ana bárbara y josé gómez discuti

jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches, fight the morning fade. hall of fame. jon miller...t with the oakland a's in the 1970 >> san francisco giants broadcaster now in baseball's hall of fame. >> john miller who had a stint with the oakland as in the 70s was awarded the four c frick award yesterday. in his acceptance speech he told a story of bringing his daughter to work when she was 3 years old. >> i turned and said what is it em and she said dad, i have to go potty. i jumped up grabbed her ran her down to the bathroom put her in a stall and said okay now don't touch anything and don't leave i will be right back. so i ran back to the booth, and the runner is now at first base. but i don't know how he got there. it was a 3 ball 2 strike count when i left so i turn to the engineer and he is sitting there reading a robert parker novel and i say hey, how did he get on first base oh, there is a guy on first? >> john miller grew up in hayward. very funny guy. >>> a man in texas succeeded in eating a 7-pound, 7,000-calorie hamburger. >> part of a contest to celebrate the opening

jimmy harris, please join me.plause] and every year, our presentation guests are handmade by a japanese american artist. this is actually a very special piece of artwork of japanese origami. [applause] next, at the heritage partner level, i would like to first call off our bank of america fund, a senior vice president. [applause] then, one of our best food companies in the country and in the web, kraft foods has joined us this year, and i would like to invite the area vice president to join us as well. [applause] [applause] our last one as for our friend, wells fargo, who is always with us since 2005. is the sentence is the metro district manager here? i think he is still on his break. thank you for joining us in this celebration. this is the official celebration of the city, and it has really touched me every year to see our major bout here with us. it means a lot with us. -- to see our mayer brown here with us. it means a lot to us. >> these and gentlemen, da mayor, willie brown. [applause] >> thank you very muc

el primero no es jimmie johnson aunque éste, a menudo llega primero. permitir los matrimonios de las personas con el mismo sexo. >> este fue el ambiente que se vivió afuera del congreso argentino esta madrugada cuando quienes apoyan el matrimonio entre personas del mismo sexo esperaron de la decisión tomada por los senadores la ley fue aprobada por 37 a favor y 27 en contra. >> ahora tenemos muchísimo que festejar. porque es un avance en materia de derechos humanos importantes somos el primer país en latinoamérica. >periodista: fue una decisión histórica que permitirá a las parejas homosexuales argentinas casarse en cualquier lugar del país, la presidenta cristina kirchner dijo que es un paso positivo para qde depende er ef minoría. >> viene a reparar una situación de injusticia y de discriminación sobre sectores de la sociedad argentina. >periodista: la medida fue aprobada a pesar de una fuerte campaña realizada por la iglesia católica y grupos e vecino gel van g evangélicos. >> vengo a defender el matrimonio entre mujer y varón porque creo que cualqu