>> jimmy: he really is. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah.> jimmy: oh, i love him. yeah. >> so, this is an 8-pound sloth. >> jimmy: uh huh. >> and he doesn't like to be held, but i've got a 25-pound sloth who loves cuddles. >> woo! >> so this is serenity. [ cheers ] yes! so you can just -- [ laughter ] so, she'll just wrap around you. >> jimmy: what do i do, what do i do? >> there you go. >> jimmy: i don't know. am i good? >> want to feed her a little grape? >> jimmy: okay. all right. here we go. >> well done! she loves grapes. [ cheers and applause ] you know what? i think -- i think it's official. you are the sloth whisperer. you're amazing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you were going to tell me that you were leaving. i was like, "wait don't." oops. she's starting to eat me. >> there you go. >> jimmy: that's not good. now, what does she think? >> there goes the grape. >> jimmy: does she think i'm a a tree, right now? a talking tree? >> yeah, i think so. she -- i think she really likes you. she really does. and it's amazing -- >> jimmy:

jimmy?ve: human -- >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i got that from gordon. >> steve: human or animal? >> jimmy: no i got that from -- what? >> steve: human or animal. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] you're wrong. quest, do you know the secret ingredient is? you can win this round quest. >> questlove: yeah. i think it's called, i quit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. you got to play the round. [ buzzer ] you got to play. >> steve: no, let's go to round two. >> jimmy: what was it? >> steve: it was a -- it was cool ranch doritos. >> oh. >> steve: cool ranch doritos. >> quest: no. >> jimmy: that was just so -- >> that was disgusting. >> steve: how could that be disgusting? >> that is -- you have destroyed. >> steve: all right. well let's try it again. cleanse your palate with a a glass of wine. for your next course our chef has prepared for you a a amuse-bouche. a foie with fermented large grain mustard and raw french vinegar bu --. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: foie. foie. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> steve:

fabulous. >> jimmy: dad, you can go by jimmy fabulous. >> yep. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] soname is gloria. my sister's name is gloria. >> hmm. >> jimmy: very -- yeah. so yeah. i know exactly -- so, yeah. it was like -- jimmy fallon. >> my dad's 70, and we look nothing alike, and he was advertising, come see john cena. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. that would be like, "oh, that's funny." i was like, "oh, no." >> jimmy: oh, that's the best! i love stories like that. >> no. >> jimmy: because it's so real. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to say also, two quick things. you were great on kid's choice awards. gosh, you're just so funny, man. i love you. [ cheers and applause ] >> come on. it's fine. >> jimmy: you were a a fantastic -- >> it's the most magnificant stage, almost like the stage that you'll see at wrestlemania on april 2! [ jimmy babbling ] >> jimmy: but also -- >> sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: on stage -- >> it's coming up, though. it's coming up. >> jimmy: you are reprising your role in the sequel to "daddy's home" with mark wahlberg and will ferrell. >> yes. >> jimmy: wh

here we go. >> jimmy: on your mark -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: get set, go!evan, look, look, look. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's he doing? zoning out. >> it's a volcano. >> yes! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] so smart. >> okay. that looks a little bit like one. >> jimmy: no, that was pretty good. that's actually great. you went -- >> it's like 2d. >> jimmy: yeah, it's 2d, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, okay. >> jimmy: very, very smart because i'm the one holding the diamond. so, yeah. [ laughter ] absolutely, right back. okay, you're up, buddy. >> oh, i'm up? >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. >> all right, all right. [ audience shouting ] >> okay. [ chuckling ] >> yep. okay! [ light laughter ] >> yep. okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> okay. i'm coming in, jimmy. here we go. >> jimmy: here we go. [ light laughter ] >> whew. >> jimmy: you ready? >> yeah, i'm ready. i'm ready for you now. >> i have no plan. >> jimmy: okay, let's do this. >> yes. let's do this. go! >> jimmy: all right, here we go. okay, it is a -- of course. it

>> jimmy: yes! >> yes! >> jimmy: ooh ooh. >> ooh ooh. >> jimmy: eh, eh, eh.n it, man. >> i'm scared. >> jimmy: this'll be good. no, don't be scared. i'll just put this thing on your eyes, and then you pull it down. >> you set the bar really high, though. >> jimmy: alright, you're ready to go. >> alright, oh god. >> i've done this before. >> jimmy: the only other time we've done it, we asked you to do it. you're like an old pro. >> okay what number? [ crowd shouting ] five. five. >> five. >> what? >> i know exactly what it is. >> oh, my god, this is so hard. >> jimmy: no, it's not. here. you have to hold this and pull this trigger. >> whoa, this is trippy. >> jimmy: i know. it's cool right? >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i know, it's awesome right. >> wow, alright. let me know when i should go. this is such a hard one. wait. what are you doing? >> jimmy: nothing. [ light laughter ] no. you ready? whenever you're ready to start. >> oh, my god, i'm getting nauseous. okay. alright, ready. shoot. >> square. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what if it was square? >> ten com

>> jimmy: yeah. >> aw. >> jimmy: it was very nice of you. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: you don't have to do thatur mama gave you. [ laughter and applause ] and so i was wondering, why i'm in that chapter. [ light laughter ] you can see my confusion, but i was still emotional. >> i mean well -- >> jimmy: i was like oh my gosh, she's seen me dance. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. >> you know -- you know what it was, was when we met, and you walked out of the room, i looked when you walked away, and i was like, damn, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] that's not -- >> damn, jimmy! no but for real, the title's supposed to misdirect you, but it's about how when you walked in, the first time i met jimmy, he walked into my change room. i was obviously fangirling, because i adore you, and we were having a conversation, and you paused because you realized you didn't introduce yourself to everyone in the room. so you said, hi, my name is jimmy, and shook hands with everyone, and when you left everybody was taken so aback because you were so sweet and down to earth, and i thought, he

>> jimmy: did he say?e: daiquiris. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, i'm just here for the daiquiris. [ laughter ] this is pretty crazy. apparently house republicans are keeping their obamacare replacement bill hidden in a a basement in congress and other lawmakers can't get to it. have you heard this? that's crazy, right? and then nicolas cage was like, "don't worry, guys. i got this. [ laughter and applause ] i gotta break through the dome and find the hidden treasure. the clue's on the front of a a five dollar bill. [ laughter ] in abe lincoln's beard!" [ applause ] awful impression. [ light laughter ] hey, guys, here's a little business news. i read that snapchat's ipo launched on the stock market yesterday. or to put it another way, something that your parents don't understand just launched on something you don't understand. [ laughter and applause ] you help each other out. and finally this is pretty cool. this week, fresno state was playing boise state in college basketball and the ball got stuck above the

>> jimmy: no.ere actually several march madness upsets this weekend. wisconsin taking out top overall seed villanova and michigan beating louisville. [ cheers ] i haven't seen wisconsin and michigan knock out the favorites since the election. yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey-yo! >> jimmy: this is kind of scary. a man claims that, this weekend, he snuck pass secret service at mar-a-lago to take a a selfie in president trump's private study. [ audience oohs ] but trump is denying this, saying there's no way he'd ever have a study. [ laughter and applause ] this weekend was actually trump's fifth visit to mar-a-lago in the eight weeks he's been president, and this is weird. each night at dinner, he makes the staff dress up as a clock, a teapot, and candlestick, to sing "be our guest." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: he got all that money. >> steve: yeah. got to flaunt it. >> jimmy: don't believe me? ask the dishes! [ laughter ] that's r

>> jimmy: welcome, hey, man. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: nice to meet you. >> hey, "the roots!" >> it's really good. it's really good. >> jimmy: it's a big deal. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. it's fantastic. >> it's a great movie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's breaking records, shattering records. i don't know if you know this. >> tell me. >> jimmy: they're selling -- you can't even get a ticket to it. >> wait. i need to see it. >> jimmy: you're in it. >> yeah, no i know, but disney is very stingy. they wouldn't give me tickets. >> jimmy: that's not true. that's not true at all. even -- >> you buy it, too. >> jimmy: no, but this is the first disney movie that you actually see you're face in because you were the voice of olaf. >> yeah, yeah, which originally was supposed to be a live action movie with me running around in a snowman. [ laughter ] my daughters freaked out when they saw me in "beauty and the beast" the other day because all they've really seen me in was the snowman, olaf, in "frozen." and so they -- they saw me on the poster, and it terrified -- [ laughter ] >>

>> jimmy: that's so good. >> jimmy: well, congrats on the book. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: it'sr the fact that last time i saw you we had a dance off and just haven't talked since. >> that's because i won. [ laughter ] i'm sorry i won. >> jimmy: but i feel like, why not give the people what they want? i mean, we have people in canada watching. we have america watching. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: mike and i are having a dance off when we come back! [ cheers and applause ] stick around, baby! this is what i'm talking about! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (vo) maybe it was here, when you hit 300,000 miles. or here, when you walked away without a scratch. maybe it was the day your baby came home. or maybe the day you realized your baby was not a baby anymore. every subaru is built to earn your trust. because we know what you're trusting us with. subaru. kelley blue book's most trusted brand. and best overall brand. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. the little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. you naughty little... (spank) did you just spank your

>> jimmy: yeah. >> is that right? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, you're confident. you're doing it for tariq though. >> right, right, yeah. no, no. that was just the intimidation. >> jimmy: yeah you really are, that's unbelievable. i felt it, man. blue steel. blue steel. >> okay, is there a timer or how does this work? >> jimmy: yeah. there's a timer. >> okay, and -- >> jimmy: go. >> tariq: movie. ah, baby -- drunk -- drinking! over. what? headache. oh! "the hangover." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was good. >> good. >> wow! >> jimmy: this is going to be tough. this is going to be tough. that was pretty good. >> that was really -- >> jimmy: that was fantastic. >> i'm intimidated. >> jimmy: man oh man. all right, what number, guys? [crowd shouting numbers] all right. all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: everyone yells four for some reason. that was weird. oh, no. [ laughter and applause ] >> damn it. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ready? >> okay. movie. forward. um, second word. small. the -- and -- be -- a -- do -- >> jimmy: all right. [

>> jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel made me do it!> jimmy: i didn't make him do anything, he did it on his own. this was one of my favorite challenges. this one is self-explanatory. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, this is me spraying my dad with a hose. >> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: you get the idea. [ cheers and applause ] you understand that's the sort of thing we're looking for. tonight i would like to invite you to participate in our next video montage, a winter storm youtube challenge. go outside, get a ball of soft, fresh, beautiful snow, don't pack it into an ice ball, don't kill your family or dent their heads. just get a nice snowball, bring to it the bedroom, and throw it on a loved one while he or she sleeps. record and it post it to youtube with this title. hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowball in bed. use that title so we can find it and look for a message from us. hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowball in bed. we'll watch all of them, good luck. i'm counting on you to do the wrong thing, okay? [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: oh, he's licking. >> oh. >> jimmy: he's licking you. >> oh, oh, oh. >> jimmy: oh, he wantswhat that sound means? it's similar to the other sound, but it's different. [ laughter ] should have added a different sound. >> what is that? >> jimmy: that sound means that it's time for final puppardy. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is for all of your opponents' puppies. [ light laughter ] >> they sure smell like puppies! >> jimmy: and the game. so, it's three to three. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. you can pick up your ipads, if you can, next to your chairs. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is a numbers question, okay? >> okay. [ barking ] >> jimmy: you'll write down your answers, and whoever is closer to the correct answer is the pup quiz champion. [ laughter ] no secrets. no hints. >> come here. >> jimmy: no helping. no helping. >> okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, ready? here we go. come on. [ clears throat ] roughly how many pet corgis has queen elizabeth had during her reign? [ barking ] no -- no hints. [ light laughter ] >> wait. >> jimmy: ready? okay. [ light laughter ] here we go. oh, com

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy -- >> jimmy: hmm?♪ >> jimmy: all right, guys, okay. guys what is up first? >> all right. for this first s'more, we thought we'd start with an italian classic. the pizza. >> jimmy: pizza. >> all: "will it s'more?"? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. what a fantastic -- have you spend time in italy? >> no. >> jimmy: all right, this is it right here, let's take a peak at this. okay. first let's -- guys, let's put on our goggles. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: let's talk about this. >> why exactly did we put on goggles? >> jimmy: i don't know. is there any reason? >> not that i -- >> jimmy: there's no reason. we don't -- we don't -- >> just be cool about it, though, when we take them off. >> jimmy: sure. >> be cool about it. >> now. okay. as you can see, we have replaced the graham crackers with cafeteria square pizza. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> mm-hmm. >> what do you think we should call this one? >> how about -- ♪ that's a s'more-ay [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it. that's exactly it. and this is like a di

bae. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> total bae. >> jimmy: bae?so old. it's just -- i'm just so old. [ laughter ] there's nothing i can do about it. there's nothing i can do about it. first concert? >> first concert? the invincible tour, which was the album that came out in 2001, and then the first one that i like actively really wanted to see was -- "high school musical live." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me too, me too. >> really? oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: yeah, oh, my gosh. zac efron. like, oh my gosh. [ light laughter ] >> he actually wasn't there. i was so bummed. >> jimmy: what? >> he wasn't there, he was filming that movie with the -- the horses. >> jimmy: what was the movie with the horses? >> wasn't he in a movie with like, some horses or something? >> jimmy: zac efron in a movie with horses? i don't think so. [ laughter ] >> he was like, he was busy filming it, when the tour was going on, so they had like, some guy play -- that was like the most depressing part about it. >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> he wasn't there. and i was like --

>> jimmy: "esquire." >> steve: and "gaq." >> jimmy: "gq!"'s top shelf. people who do this, classy top-shelf people. >> jimmy: this is, like, yeah. this is "electric boogaloo." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? i'm not a trend follower. oh, you're doing it, too. >> jimmy: oh, what's up? oh. >> steve: sup? st. patrick's day is up. >> jimmy: i think james -- everything good over there, james? there you go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oye! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, snowblower for looking like a lawnmower that's flashing somebody. it's like, "whoa, hey." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hello! >> jimmy: hey. >> steve: hmm, christmas goose came early. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "beauty and the beast" for teaching kids an important lesson. it's okay if you're hideous and everyone is scared of you. you can still get the girl as long as you're crazy rich. [ laughter and applause ] good lesson. >> steve: it's america! >> jimmy: it's a good lesson to learn. >> steve: it's america! [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, little

hey, jimmy. jimmy, stop it! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on, let me get you out of this thing.n the president? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that, adam pally, everyone! welcome, have a seat. that was an amazing entrance. wow, that made absolutely no sense, whatsoever. >> well, it's all about making moments, jimmy. going viral and making moments. >> jimmy: that is going to go crazy. how you doing? >> i've been better. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, they say here in hollywood, people are living in a bubble, but you don't live here anymore. >> no, i'm back in new york. >> jimmy: yeah, what happened. why did you move? >> i have too many kids, and my family lives in new york, it's an easier kind of -- >> jimmy: oh, i see, i thought you moved away from the children. but you took them with you. >> that's a nightly dream that i have. >> jimmy: how many kids do you have? >> i have two and one on the day. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ applause ] who from your family is active with the children? >> i don't know. i just leave them on the upper west side and i assume some jewish

and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so he -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then -- >> jimmy: you're still aroundso interesting. it was 1992 -- no. '93 -- no. '92. [ light laughter ] no. it was '93. no. it was '93 definitely, definitely '93, when was hoobastank? when did they have a hit? was that -- you know what, it was '92, it was '92 the whole time. >> i don't know. [ ding ] >> jimmy: but when you go to a a concerts you can just go by yourself? >> alone. sure. i guess. what do you mean? >> jimmy: i mean, you're not -- you don't have a -- entourage or, you -- >> why would i have an entourage? >> jimmy: i mean, you're going there and you're probably like, probably seeing the band. you're like, hello! [ light laughter ] you know? >> what's the -- hello? >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- it's an honor to have you here. >> thank you? >> jimmy: biggest fan. and how is -- >> you know i'm not british. right? [ ding ] >> jimmy: ♪ i know you're an american and from this country here ♪ ♪ massachusettes ♪ so we'll get together we'll drink some whiskey and have some ice cold beer ♪ ♪ oh jimmy [ cheers and applause

jimmy: oh, wow.hat's generous. >> that's a pretty good run for the bachelor. >> jimmy: do you feel that pessimistic, january? do you think they will make it for the length? >> my title is professor of love, right? >> jimmy: yes. >> on the screen, okay, food. so i'm going to say they're going to make it till death to they part. i'm a romantic. >> jimmy: and january -- >> and a professor. >> jimmy: what do you think is next for raven? will she die alone? [ laughter ] >> no. no, no. she can't die alone, she has that orgasm montage, someone's going to scoop her up. >> jimmy: that's true. >> die alone, you mean "bachelor in paradise," that's true. >> she's going to be on "bachelor in paradise" and she has a lot more orgasms in the her future. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. january, i know you're single, would you ever consider being the bachelorette? >> do it, do it, do it, do it! >> 100%. >> jimmy: what did you say? you would? oh my gosh. >> sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you

>> "controversy." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's the one. >> yeah. >> jimmy:ifferent and -- >> jimmy: he's great. >> he is amazing. but i think he had something about hugging because the first time i met him, he didn't quite hug me back, but i kind of felt like it was because it was the first time. he didn't really know me. >> jimmy: right. [ light laughter ] he's really not, like, a a hugger? >> yeah, and the second time -- >> jimhui'ed prince. >> did you hug -- he's so pretty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, i don't know if i hugged him. i don't think i hugged him. no, i don't think i hugged him, eineed to take it personally? >> jimmy: no, no, yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: was he wearing a a guitar? >> no, he was not wearing a a guitar. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hmm, i think every time -- yeah. >> but the second time i met him was -- actually, he used to give this oscar party after the oscars, obviously. [ light laughter ] l >> and i was at the "vanity fair" party with reese witherspoon and ryan phillippe, and i was like, "i got invited to the prince party." and

>> jimmy: all right.er. who can do that? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: because, man, oh man, you couldn't be crushing it more. "black-ish," just got picked up. just got another season. what season you on there, three? >> we just finished season 3. >> jimmy: come on, man. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys, for your support. >> jimmy: great cast in that. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: okay, but let's talk about, you have another show, too. this is "animal nation." >> with anthony anderson. >> jimmy: with anthony anderson. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: how did you get cast as anthony anderson? [ light laughter ] >> they were looking for an anthony anderson type. and i showed up to the audition. >> jimmy: they go, "hey, i got the type." no, how fun is that, though? >> it's a great show, man. think "the tonight show" meets and that's what our show is, man. you know, i have a celebrity guest come out talk about their love of animals. i'll have a comic come out

>> hi. >> jimmy: yeah? >> hey. >> jimmy: hi.e you so much. >> jimmy: i love you, too. >> that's my husband tim moore but you as well. >> jimmy: okay but i love -- [ laughter ] i love him, too. not as much as i love my wife. but thanks. >> perfect. >> jimmy: still we have something. and that's the thing. what is your name? >> phylicia. >> jimmy: phylicia. >> with a p. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: with a p. okay. >> p h y -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, like phylicia? >> phylicia like patricia. my mom. hi mom. >> jimmy: okay. phylica. hi mom. [ light laughter ] i know it doesn't matter how i'm spelling it. i just wanted to make sure i have it right. [ light laughter ] >> got it. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> akron, ohio. >> jimmy: okay. akron, ohio? that's o h i o? >> yep. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] phylicia. "the voice." the new season of "the voice" premiered last night. there's lots of great singers on the show. if you were a singer in a band, what would your band be called? >> the phylicias. [ light laughter ] it's my band.

>> jimmy: wow. >> it really is. >> jimmy: here's why i love the game. first of all, without you, the show wouldn't succeed. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm not just saying this. i say this without you here. [ cheers and applause ] you are the best in the biz, man. >> no way. >> jimmy: you get right in there. but also, the game evolves. and i feel like, it's not just about eating bugs and seeing if you can't throw up or something like that. it's a mental game. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a social game. >> social. it is. >> jimmy: it's a social game and i love the -- i love that aspect of it more than the physical stuff. >> yeah it is. it's this weird sort of popularity contest. sort of human poker, where you're strategizing -- >> jimmy: did you think that it would this big of a hit? or be around? >> no. when we -- when we're in the south china sea in the first season, i remember specifically thinking, this is really interesting. people who listen to npr, sociologists, they'll talk about this show and they'll

>> jimmy: wa >> i'll go for it. >> jimmy: who is on the dime? who is on the dime?got caught up. >> would it be adams? >> jimmy: oh, still not adams. i think what we've learned is our college students aren't that bright. well, thank you so much, erica, sorry that didn't work out. thanks for playing our game show on the money. we have a good show tonight. we have music from mondo cozmo, noah hawley is here, and we'll be right back with shaquille o'neal. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by dreamworks "the boss baby," in theaters march 31st. ♪ only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. they release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® ♪♪ we be way too fly,e team bout to take flight ♪ ♪ i don't know what you've been told ♪ ♪ it takes two just like hot and cold ♪ ♪ it takes two to make a thing go right ♪ ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight ♪ >> jimmy: what are you going to do this week? >> i'm going to big bear. >> jimmy: what are you going to do up in big bear? >> take my son and -- >> jimm

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>> jimmy: yeah. >> any blues. >> jimmy: okay, any. a-n-y? a-n-y? comedy. did you know that? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a great comedy. that's you -- >> i'm glad you like it. >> jimmy: i love that. i love michael caine. michael caine. it's two very odd college boys because they talk like that. >> sort of. >> jimmy: sort of. i got it -- i went into -- [ laughter ] i started with michael caine and then i went into mick jagger. [ laughter ] it happens sometimes. you know? yeah, when i'm having fun, yeah, but -- michael caine. he talk -- he talks like this. and he talks and he goes, "i got --" no. that's mick jagger. >> well, he started out real cottony. >> jimmy: yeah, he did. >> when he was a young man, he spoke with a really strong cottony accent. but then he got in his first movie, which was a a picture called, "zulu." which they hired him to play an upper crust. you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and from then on he was starting to learn how to talk regular. >> jimmy: yeah, but now everyone -- [ laughter ] but now everyone wants him to go bac