>> jimmy: floating like -- >> how many? >> jimmy: four >> four. i know you are lying >> jimmy: how?ask any more questions. i know you're lying. >> jimmy: no, no, no, ask me - >> no, i -- okay, fine fine, fine i'll ask you one more question what shape pasta is it, jimmy? >> jimmy: i was lying! you won! you knew [ cheers and applause ♪ it's spaghetti and meatballs i thought maybe you could smell the pasta. so then i started trying to make something up. and i messed up. >> you got nervous you got really nervous as soon -- you know what gave -- just for future reference. it's when -- i just want to make you -- as soon as i asked how many heads, you just went straight for four. >> jimmy: oh >> when you just should have taken one more look at how many elon musk heads -- [ laughter ] were in that bowl. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, exactly. i could really count four. >> well, anyways >> jimmy: it'd be four >> it's my turn now. >> jimmy: yes, it's your turn. yes. [ audience yelling ] they're saying eight five is the one. okay >> did that scare you? >> jimmy: yeah, it did a little bit. it woke me up

>> jimmy: "martin!his was what? his first time on tv >> jimmy: it was >> so, he was shy. he was really shy. but he was just real cool and down to earth. and he kept it real. >> jimmy: yeah >> he just kept it snoop all the way. >> jimmy: did he laugh did he break >> in his own way, but it was -- >> jimmy: yeah >> but it was snoop style. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> snoop style, yeah >> jimmy: give you this kind of style. >> but he was a lot of fun to have on the show >> jimmy: how about this i like this, here. >> ah, jackie chan yeah >> jimmy: jackie chan. [ laughter ] he appears himself he was a love interest do you remember this >> that's sheneneh [ laughter ] sorry. we - >> jimmy: how do you sell him on that? >> we made up that episode the reality was me and jackie chan was supposed to do "rush hour" together and, you know, but they didn't have enough money for me. [ laughter and applause so -- >> jimmy: yeah, that didn't happen >> so that didn't happen so jackie came on the show, you know

>> i'm going to double up on the jimmy and say jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy kimmel. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: nowthat is -- that's outrageous! [ laughter ] those people have no idea what kind of moves i have. it got worse from there. >> that's a hard one. 5? >> pat sajak. >> 3? >> alex trebek! >> jimmy: hold on a minute, alex trebek passed away 18 months ago, my moves aren't as good as a deceased game show host? pat sajak? no offense, pat's only move is this, spinning the wheel. [ laughter ] i've never been so insulted in my whole life. in new york yesterday, the end of an era, really. the last pay phone in manhattan was carried into space. [ laughter ] pay phones are weird. this is something we're going to have to explain to our kids. it's why superman now has to change clothes in the middle of the street. [ laughter ] there are no more pay phones. i guess the city started getting rid of them in 2015. they replaced them with wi-fi hot spots, which is an upgrade. pay phones were disgusting. it's like they removed all the rats and replaced them with golden retrievers. [ laughter ] it's an upgrade.

fallon, everbody jimmy. >> jimmy: roots!en good. thanks - >> shawn: you look great >> jimmy: thanks for asking. >> shawn: new suit >> jimmy: yes, brand new suit. i just got it for the show i got dressed up for you >> shawn: okay >> jimmy: yeah >> shawn: let me ask you a a question, right. >> jimmy: sure >> steve: like, follow or block. you got nile horn -- [ cheers and applause justin timberlake -- [ cheers and applause and shawn mendes [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: like, follow, block. >> shawn: yeah, like, follow, block. >> jimmy: nile - >> shawn: he's watching. >> jimmy: like >> shawn: like >> jimmy: like nile. >> shawn: not enough to follow him, right >> jimmy: block justin timberlake. [ cheers ] just because he's blocked me so, that's why [ laughter ] i feel like he's tired of hearing from me. and i will follow shawn mendes [ cheers and applause justin, call me, please. call me, justin. i like that. that's a good question >> shawn: yeah yeah, yeah >> jimmy: any other -- any other things that -- >> shawn: yeah well, wo

>> jimmy: yeah yes. >> i like this >> jimmy: oh, i can see that >> you got to try this one on. >> jimmy eddie >> jimmy: yeah, this is kind of fun, right >> yeah. >> jimmy: people are tuning in right now. what if -- what if will has a -- had a - [ laughter ] >> i love it >> jimmy: yeah, that's actually -- i love this. i can see this happening >> are we trying this one? >> jimmy: how about a pompadour? >> okay. ♪ [ audience oohs oh >> jimmy: yo, that's not bad wow, that's cool that guy is cool >> hello who is this? >> jimmy: yeah, he's pretty cool who is that guy? he's kind of fun he's -- i dig him. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: the last one -- i think this is going to be perfect. >> wait, i need to take a picture to send to the -- the duffers here >> jimmy: yeah, yeah [ laughter ] take a picture, yeah yeah, i -- >> okay. i'm sending this to them >> jimmy: you also got to send the rockstar one because that's good too this one i thought is just evil if the duffers are watching. >> wait, i love this >> jimmy: he-man -- he-man was big in the '80s. [ audience aws ] so i thought a he-man wig could

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you. that's very nice.h, hey. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us here in hollywood. it's friday, and we all have something in common tonight. none of us had anything better to do than this. [ cheers ] i want to welcome those who joined us in primetime for game four of the nba finals in boston where fans have taken a particular dislike to warriors power forward draymond green. everybody doesn't love draymond in boston. [ laughter ] he has been greeted with chants of f-u each time he's played there, which you have to take with a grain of salt, f-u is like their aloha in boston. [ laughter ] that's how they greet everyone. that's what ben affleck's grandma says when he goes home to visit. [ laughter ] green and his warrior teammates were not happy with all the four-letter words boston fans have been throwing at draymond. a few of them called it classy, and i did detect a hint of sarcasm when they said it. here's the thing. being upset with boston spo

>> i do know this one. >> jimmy: what >> i do. >> jimmy: this is bizarre. all right.you're actually correct. i did want to be a priest. >> so i know you better than you know you >> jimmy: but i went through a a phase where i really got into being a mailman. [ laughter ] no, i was going to be a priest - >> i mean, they're both about deliverance, right >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ laughter and applause oh, that's so funny. gosh, you're right, you know more about me than me. that is exactly right. all right. but we're still doing great. let's do one more. it's your turn to read >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go >> okay. where did the name halsey come from [ light laughter ] ♪ i'm writing in all caps. my answer looks very aggressive >> jimmy: the name halsey comes from -- i'm a big fan so i definitely better get this one, jimmy. i'm going to say, your real name is ashley, and you mixed up the letters >> okay. technically, you are right [ cheers and applause but -- i got it from the street in brooklyn, the stop off the l-train. [ bell dinging ] >> jimmy: the judges are giving it

♪ ♪ when i'm dreaming awa about you ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ jimmy jimmy j for jimmy ♪ >> j for jimmyimmy: she does, yeah >> she really -- [ laughter ] she really -- you really do. >> jimmy: chris, you're a big fan of the weirdos, and you've been wanting to work with them for a while. how did you finally meet >> well, the rest of the band coldplay and i, we went to -- we were lucky enough to get tickets to see them in concert and we just tried to get their attention to say, "please, one day could we work together?" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah that's - >> we have a clip actually of the moment that we met >> jimmy: of coldplay at a a weirdos concert. >> yeah, 'cause we love to go see things together, and - >> jimmy: as a band. you -- you and coldplay -- you and the band just travel, you do everything together >> everything. and we'd just finished at a nail spa together, and we went to see -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, you were getting mani-pedis, and then you went to the weirdos concert. >> exactly/ >> jimmy: and we have a video check this out >> this is how we met. ♪ yo

jimmy: all right.o let's just start rolling who's this >> steve: easy cate blanket >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] >> steve: eighteen bananas >> jimmy: hm-mm. [ laughter ] >> steve: french fries mcdonald. >> jimmy: no [ light laughter ] >> steve: batman riddler [ light laughter ] leggo my eggo. penn and teller. oh, that's been eatin' del taco gilligan's island. itchy dandruff tennis elbow shining taint. he'll want to bone in the car? [ laughter ] oh, i love this guy. love this guy. colon birth. >> jimmy: all right, that's very good. okay, hig -- steve higgins, everybody. very talented. [ cheers and applause ♪ very talented. >> steve: glenn. >> hey, guys, i read about a a theme park in pennsylvania where a ride malfunctioned and left passengers stuck upside-down. [ audience ohs ] they couldn't fix it, so they just said the theme of the ride was "stranger things." [ laughter ] this went viral. two women in england were relaxing on an oversized chair, and they realized that they couldn't get out watch this >> j

i'm jimmy fallon i host "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not agood impression. >> wrong i sound just like you. everyone, give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: no, i don't -- i do not sound like that. >> yes, you do "i'm jimmy fallon. my favorite place is my desk i have a mug on my desk. i love my desk and my mug. [ laughter ] >> steve: i mean, you do say that a lot >> jimmy: i do not >> higgins, gets what i am talking about. >> jimmy: fine, alexa, speak to me in the voice of steve higgins. >> "hi, jimmy. it's me, steve higgins how can i help you?" >> jimmy: that sounds just like me >> no, that was my impression of steve higgins "i'm jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: okay, good, i think this needs more work let's move on. [ cheers and applause some big sports news, tonight was the nba draft over at the barclays center in brooklyn. yeah, what a night in 20 years, we'll be able to look back and say that suit did not age well you know what i'm saying yeah, the draft is exciting. for two hours, nba commissioner adam sil

. >> jimmy: hi kim >> hi jim. >> jimmy: just in? >> the gym >> jimmy: you swim >> on a whim >> jimmy: how's skims? >> a win who's him? >> jimmy: a friend, tim. >> looking slim. >> jimmy: off sodium nice skin. >> vitamin >> jimmy: serum? >> for my limb >> jimmy: regimen? >> nose and chin >> jimmy: wanna grin >> hashtag "twins. [ click [ laughter ] >> jimmy: m&m? >> just had din. >> jimmy: with pete davidson >> ordered in. mexican. >> jimmy: violin >> theramin? >> jimmy: thumb wrestle. you in >> i'll win. >> jimmy: nice pin >> champion. >> jimmy: show's about to start. >> let's begin [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - kim kardashian hannah einbinder mo willems musical guest paris jackson. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1675 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is -- [ cheers and

♪ ♪ >> jimmy: okay, really >> no. >> jimmy: okay, wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is really good, bycruise is -- he's not in that one. >> yeah, yeah, it's very good. >> jimmy: and in these films, you do your fight scenes - >> yes >> jimmy: with very like, you have the sorcerer-type precise moves. >> gestures. >> jimmy: gestures and i'm sure you've been trained to do these. >> endlessly >> jimmy: yeah >> it's hard work. yeah >> jimmy: but that wasn't my question that wasn't my question. >> what was your question? sorry. is it hard work? >> jimmy: is it hard work? >> it is >> jimmy: no, but i mean, i thought maybe you could teach me a move or two tonight if you could show me how -- >> i the best way to do this, probably, because this is the sixth time i played him. so, you know, you get some perks after a while. and one of them actually is that i don't do the moves any more [ laughter ] in this film, sam raimi does them so what you need to do is you need to be me, right you just stand up. >> jimmy: yeah >> and just put your hands behind your back a little bit so that people think these

. >> jimmy: yep, no problem. >> okay, here we go. >> jimmy: a horn bull >> yeah. >> jimmy: chicago bullsil. it's a bull. that -- >> uh, uh, uh, um. also, hold on. >> jimmy: all right. sorry. is that a basketball no [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] alright, yeah, i was totally off. >> no, no, no. wait, he's angry he's -- he's raging. >> jimmy: "raging bull." oh, it's all right ♪ [ cheers and applause all right, all right that's fine. all right. sorry about that okay so now you press that to clear it >> okay. clear it >> jimmy: yep. sorry. all right, you get that one. >> left in august. >> jimmy: i was thinking the michael jordan one okay it's all right i still couldn't think of the name oh, okay ooh, ooh okay all right. ready? >> yes >> jimmy: okay ♪ >> a box book dollar, dollar money. money. man. [ laughter ] breast what i'm holding money. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: sorry, not breast. alright, that's supposed to be - [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. don't ever -- >> i'm sorry >> jimmy: sorry -- what? that was supposed to be a guitar sorry. >> oh, geez. [ laughter ] a guitar >> jimmy: don't ever let him see th

>> jimmy: yes!sic it was unexpected and unrehearsed. but i was thinking of, "well, that looks a little kind of -- i don't think i was doing -- but something aggressive ♪ it was something like -- ♪ >> jimmy: that's good. >> thank you very much >> jimmy: you got rhythm you know how to do it. and own that stage i would be nervous >> yeah. i was thrilled i was excited. >> jimmy: can we talk about "jurassic world: dominion. >> yes we can. directed by the great colin trevorrow. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: he's a genius. >> he's a genius >> jimmy: genius, yeah i've got to say, it's what we want we want a big summer movie it's time. we want a big popcorn movie. we want -- i don't know how he writes and directs all this stuff. >> oh, he's amazing. i think what he's done with this is fantastic. it is more exciting than any of the other jurassic movies. dinosaurs are all over the world in this one, everywhere we are and it's more thrilling. the action never stops i saw it -- i've seen it twice now. the las

yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, here we go [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: the first --e you more of a reality check than a targeted ad for adult braces." >> steve: wow. ♪ >> jimmy: i can already tell [ laughter ] i can already tell by everyone's - the clickers aren't even up and everyone just went like -- [ laughter ] we're not voting for that one. it's all right we started off a little slow maybe we'll gain momentum. i don't know [ light laughter ] i can already -- what do you think the results are going to be this one's rough >> steve: i think it's going to be pretty low. [ light laughter ] i'm thinking like -- >> jimmy: i would say -- i would say probably maybe - >> steve: 30 people said yes >> jimmy: oh, i think lower. what do you think? >> tariq: lower, yeah. imma say 15. >> jimmy: yeah i'm going to say 15 people enjoyed it as well i'm going with tariq >> steve: all right, let's see >> jimmy: the votes are in let's see the results. 42 hey, not bad ♪ overwhelmingly, people did not enjoy that >> steve: overwhelmingly bad >> jimmy: yeah but this is next one's - >> ste

, jimmy. put a positive spin on things." thank you. "do you think you could do something to make the news seem a little lighter?" yeah, i would like to see that too. so, we took some news clips and put a popular snapchat filter on them. [ laughter ] take a look. >> bad day for wall street with stocks plunging into bear market territories [ laughter ] >> new vaccine has been authorized for kids under five in america more than two years into the pandemic >> a new medical study suggests that covid could explain a a sudden jump in cases of pediatric hepatitis. >> back this morning, starting with some actual good news >> good news >> we are positive this morning. >> that's right. summer deals >> summer deals, baby. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: summer deals let's try another one. this is from nancy dunkirk "hey, jimmy. i love the show '90 day fiance,' but i haven't been able to watch this season because someone stole my tv and laptop don't ask. >> steve: what [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "anyway, is th

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>> jimmy: yes.doing -- wow [ cheers ] they are doing -- they're doing, a sexy type of thing involving a pole [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh gosh. i can't say that okay, sorry. it's a - >> pole dancing? >> jimmy: yes. at a place where you see a lot of fish tanks -- giant fish tanks. >> aquarium. >> jimmy: that's correct it a zombie pole dancing on an aquarium [ dings ♪ >> i thought it was a picture. >> jimmy: i was so distracted by what i saw. i didn't know, well -- thank you. all right. [ cheers and applause please, close the curtain. can we close the curtain, so we don't see that now, that's something -- >> you don't see that every day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you also can't unsee it [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: okay, now it's my turn to guess. let's rotate ♪ now, you have the blue card. when the curtains open, the time will start. then you look at the blue card you can start talking. but now, let's see what is behind me. [ laughter ] >> okay. all right. i'm not mad at it. it's a -- it's a -- one of h

jimmy: is that right? and you go and you -- so there was an audition that said "a tracee ellis ross type" but they wouldn't see me >> jimmy: you're like, "i am tracee ellis ross. >> they're like, "no, no, no, we're looking for a type." >> jimmy: a tracee ellis ross type >> type. we don't want the real thing yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, is that right? >> it's right. that's right but you know, now, it's like, "i'm on jimmy fallon." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly right. come on. [ cheers and applause i mean, you've been -- the show has received, i want to say like almost 30 emmy nominations. >> a lot >> jimmy: you've been nominated five times [ cheers and applause >> i've been nominated five times, yes >> jimmy: you are phenomenal in this >> thank you >> jimmy: i just saw you present on the oscars, the academy awards >> ah, yes that was quite a night >> jimmy: do you like being a nominee? or do you like being a a performer on the oscars? >> i always like being a a nominee. but i love going to awards shows mostl

>> jimmy: all right. the fifth round is the showdown both teams give the same clue at the same time yeah i will go first. everyone can take their seats. i'll show you how it's done. >> okay. >> thank you >> jimmy: ready, part? >> i'm terrified >> who's up first? you're up first? >> jimmy: yeah, i can go yeah >> i'm really bad at games >> jimmy: okay, guys, which -- what number should i choose? >> oh, i'm scared. [ talking over each other >> seven someone really wanted seven. >> jimmy: okay yeah, i can do this. ready? >> i think so, yeah. >> it's a movie. it's one word. what >> jimmy: what'd you say what >> what in the world is this movie? oh, no small. small. short. tiny tiny small, little. ant. is it an ant oh, man, what did i do [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> tariq: "minions!" >> "minions," yeah i could have gotten that >> tariq: minions! >> oh, word. >> tariq: it's "minions! "minions!" >> jimmy: how long was that timer? [ laughter ] how long was that timer? it felt like there was 80 seconds on the clock. >

> jimmy: it is?hing. >> jimmy: oh. >> now, only thing in there now is a hat. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? why would you need a bag for a hat? i'm so sorry, it's embarrassing. how many mugs with my name on it do you need? >> i got a lot of them, man. my wife is like, give me the jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: you've been coming here since, like, the very beginning of the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is almost 20 years ago. >> i appreciate it. >> jimmy: for 17 of those years we've been talking about this project where you're going to play richard pryor. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and year after year after year, no project. no project. and then finally this year -- well, yeah. >> i got a little -- >> jimmy: gave me a little taste. the lakers, the hbo lakers thing, "winning time." you played richard pryor. finally. >> i did! [ applause ] i played a little taste of richard pryor and it was amazing, man. you know, just for my name to even come up with richard pryor's name -- i don't care if i did good or not. [ laughter

>>. >> jimmy: okay. >> guillermo: ready jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm ready. what? be benny manny mo?ermo: that's what i say. >> jimmy: benny manny mo. ah -- um -- >> guillermo: you want the origin? >> jimmy: give me the origin. >> guillermo: from the dec dictionary. >> that's good. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: boy, i don't even know -- i'm just going to sit down. >> that's all right. phenomenon. >> jimmy: what was it? >> phenomenon. >> jimmy: oh, god. >> is there abn koacoustics problem? i hear these fine. >> one more round. >> guillermo: ready? >> what about me? >> jimmy: do it together. >> guillermo: let's do it together, mike. >> missy view. >> guillermo: you want the definition? >> yes -- yes, please. >> guillermo: the act of being mischievous. you want a sentences? >> yes, please. >> guillermo: mike tyson is a mischievous. >> that's true. that's true. that can go so many places from being a felon to being an alien, so -- i might be -- >> could i have the word one more time? >> mischievous. >> missy view. >> guillermo: you want the origin? >> yes, please. >> what a nightmare for

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.hank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you. hi. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for traveling from near and far to visit us here in hollywood, where the summit of the americas is under way. i feel like people don't know about it, but this is a major international meetup. leaders from north, south, and central america are gathered here in los angeles to compare mustaches. i don't know what -- were you invited to this, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah. but i couldn't go. i have to be here for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you were invited to this meeting of all the leaders from all the countries in our region and you decided to be here to protect me and to potentially save my life if it's necessary. >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy, you're first. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. gracias. by the way, the president of mexico is not coming. he decided to skip it in solidarity with th

>> hi, jimmy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank -- short -- short, but sweet >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeahick thank you for talking with us, patrick. is that the 300-year-old violin >> it is i'm actually taking it to a studio to get photographed for the auction. now, usually, we use high end couriers but for something special as this, i prefer to - [ car crash >> jimmy: oh, my god oh, my god pat -- patrick patrick. pat -- patrick. patrick, are you okay? >> tariq: is he okay >> yeah, i'm okay. but i just -- i got to check - [ car thump >> jimmy: no, no, no, no oh patrick, oh, patrick, maybe you should get out of the street oh, gosh i had hoped -- [ laughter and applause oh, man. you know - >> steve: hope the violin's okay >> jimmy: i just hope the violin's all right yeah [ laughter ] well, guys, this is crazy. i read that nasa has opened an investigation after an astronaut was floating outside the international space station, and his helmet started filling up with water. yeah, they knew something was wrong when the astronaut was like, "houston, we have a problem. [ laughter ] guys, i -- i s

oh, hey, jimmy kimmel, i'm so happy to be on jimmy kimmel, you all know jimmy kimmel, i like your shownayney like an immepersonation of someone in yr family? >> she's actually my sisters and my nieces. yeah. >> jimmy: do they like that she's them? >> yes. you know, because -- you know, shenayney is a strong black young lady, she don't take no stuff. >> jimmy: no, she doesn't at all. >> yeah. >> jimmy: shenayney, how did what, four, five characters on that show? >> oh, it was more than that. >> jimmy: more than that, yeah. >> i don't remember exactly. eight or nine. >> jimmy: did you ever -- do you think of shenayney as another person? >> when i'm in it. when i'm in the character, yeah. i take on the mannerisms of my nieces and my sisters and the attitudes and all that. >> jimmy: do you ever do that with them? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you don't, yeah. [ laughter ] do they do you? >> no. no, not at all. not at all. >> jimmy: you guys have a lot of guest stars on the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was looking through the list. it's really -- it's pretty remarkable, some of the guest stars. snoop

>> jimmy: yes.what darryl said. >> i've got to have that special piece of trivia in my game. in my brain. i'm going to keep that. thank you so much. >> jimmy: if i bring it up again, which i probably will, pretend you never heard before. >> like, you know who gave darryl dawkins -- >> jimmy: spread it around, act like you own it. you're more than welcome to take that. >> did you hear the one about darryl dawkins and stevie wonder? [ laughter and applause ] you know who gave him his nickname, right? how am i doing? >> jimmy: you're doing well, it seems real. you played basketball in high school? >> i did. >> jimmy: did you have a good team? >> yeah, our team took state twice. >> jimmy: state champions. >> state champions twice. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: what position did you play? >> power forward. >> jimmy: did you model yourself after anyone? >> i kind of did. i kind of wanted to play like charles barkley. [ laughter ] he was -- when he came in, he was just big and solid and very strong. and i was like,

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for joining us. a big night of basketball in america. thank you. game 1 earlier tonight, game 1 of the nba finals between the boston celtics and the golden state warriors up in san francisco. the game aired earlier on abc tonight. it's mute buffalo wild wings. they see us, but nobody's listening. [ laughter ] obviously fans in both the bay area and bean town are excited. two great franchises are playing. it's not just the fans excited. the celtics got a nice shout out from the coach of the cross town new england patriots bill belichick. he's very fired up. >> congratulations to the team, the staff, the organization. great accomplishment. look forward to seeing that play out. [ laughter ] >> my god, calm down, man. you're going to blow a vein out of your head. [ applause ] >> it's as if he's giving a toast at his daughter's wedding to o.j. [ applause ] earlier tonight, we were on in primetime earlier tonight, our annual game night special. adam sandler was our guest. some of show may have been preempt

god. >> jimmy: i'm very happy you're here >> me too. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: i -- you know as a baby, i held you like this. >> crazy >> jimmy: and then i met you with your parents -- uma thurman, ethan hawke - >> yeah, those are them. >> jimmy: -- are your parents. yeah, and i -- [ light laughter ] and i held you -- i think it was in rhinebeck, at someone's house, and i was holding you - i think my mother even held you, as well >> wow, see, that's just so crazy. it's like, i feel like most people coming here on the first time, and they get to, like, tell you their life story. but like - >> jimmy: i raised you >> yeah. [ laughter ] you raised me, yeah. >> jimmy: just to watch your career get -- just rise, right now. it's just awesome, congratulations on everything. i'm so proud of you. >> aw, thank you so much >> jimmy: you put the work in, bud. >> thank you so much i mean, i don't know about that >> jimmy: yeah, you did. >> but um, no, i mean, it's -- it's so awesome. i was -- i called my mom to ask for advice today about coming in to talk to you. >> jimmy: yeah >> because

whatever you want >> jimmy: that's true, i can >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's your show. >> jimmy:e to officially announce -- [ drumroll ] with zero authority -- [ drumroll ] "frozen 3. >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: with zero -- >> and please, please bear in mind i did say "zero authority," 'cause i can't do that >> jimmy: yeah, you can't announce it. >> i'm not -- i can't do that. no, i'm not in charge. >> jimmy: but there could be something maybe in the works and maybe happening. maybe. >> well, you know, i'm -- i'll keep it mysterious but i know idina recently said she would do it, and i feel like if we're all in - >> jimmy: what >> like -- >> jimmy: we're all in >> what are we waiting for >> jimmy: come on, we want it. >> we want it. lets do it >> jimmy: we love you. [ cheers and applause kristen bell "the world needs more purple schools" is available tomorrow [ cheers and applause go pick it up right now. we'll be right back with a a performance from coast contra stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis... the itching... th

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, and thank you for joining me on a friday night of basketball in the u.s. of a. we are in primetime for game four of the nba finals. the winner of game four goes on to play the loser of game five, whereas the team that lost game four has to play the game five winner, and vice versa -- until one of the teams wins four games and the other team loses four games. and at that point the series concludes. you following this, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, yeah, sure. of course. >> jimmy: after opening the series at chase center in san francisco, the games have moved to a stadium named after a different bank. td garden, which used to be the boston garden. before tony danza came in and bought it. [ laughter ] this is an important game for both teams. you know, the winner of game four goes on to play the loser of -- oh, did i go through this already? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah. you already said it. >> jimmy: right. 12 seconds ago. i'm sorry. you know

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. i'm jimmy.ell, thank you. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we are back to work after a long and beautiful weekend here in sunny southern california. guillermo is back from covid quarantine. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yeah! i love you, jimmy. i missed you. >> jimmy: don't ever leave me again, you little -- >> guillermo: i missed you so much. >> jimmy: like one of those squishy toys. [ laughter ] feeling good? >> guillermo: feeling great, jimmy. >> jimmy: tested negative. you were out the whole week last week. be honest. how many times did you watch the show last week? >> guillermo: [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: no times? why was that? why do you think? >> guillermo: i don't know. i go to bed early. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, boy. well, what are you going to do, you know? i'm glad you're here. i'm glad everyone is here. you know, thousands of flights were

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>> jimmy: oh, wow. jon turturro really let himself go. [ laughter ] they've got some characters on the boston side, too. the celtics haven't been to the championship series in over a decade. and this was the scene outside td garden after they knocked off the heat. >> 2008 i was 7 years old. that's the last time we won. i mean, let's go, celtics! i need it! i need it! let's go! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like if a dunkin' donut came to life. [ laughter ] but when it comes to enthusiasm, that guy isn't even number one. this teenager from boston had the foresight to get a celtics 2022 championship tattoo in march. three months ago he got the tattoo. and while your first reaction might be that's not a great decision, you have to then ask yourself, is this the face of a person who makes bad decisions? [ laughter ] so to recap, if the celtics lose, that guy will have a stupid tattoo on his shoulder for the rest of his life. but if they win, he'll still have a stupid tattoo for the rest of his life. [ laughte

and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.hanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. after a long and beautiful weekend here in sunny southern california, guillermo is back from covid quarantine. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love you, jimmy. i miss you. i miss you so much. >> jimmy: i miss squishing toys. are you feeling okay, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you tested negative? you were out last week. be honest, how many times did you watch the show last >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no times? why was that, why do you think? >> i don't know. i go to bed early. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you going to do, you know? i'm glad you're here. i'm glad everyone is here. you know, thousands of flights were canceled over the week because of covid and issues. airlines said most passengers who got delayed were booked on later flights which is fine. here's where this is not fair. when we try to change a flight, even when we have covid, there's a fee for making a change, there's a penalty. you have to pay l

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks. oh, that's very nice.ello, my fellow americans. i'm jimmy, the i'm the host of this, the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us from hollywood where our special guest tonight is the president of the united states, joe biden. [ cheers and applause ] amtrak just putted into the station. he's here tonight to figure out which type of handbasket our country will be going to hell in. [ laughter ] as a precautionary measure, tonight we rounded up everyone in our audience called "brandon." [ laughter ] all the brandons have been removed from the premises and relocated to the dave & buster's across the street, where they're being held in a claw machine until the president is back on air force one. [ applause ] it's kind of exciting to have the president visit you at work. but not everyone's thrilled about his appearance here tonight. the folks at fox news and the wannabe fox news juniors are very upset the president is doing an interview with of all people me while he's in town for the summit of the

and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello basketball lovers. lovers in general. i'm jimmy kimmel. it is sunday and welcome to "nba game night." tonight, game two of the nba finals from san francisco. remember when the finals were in a bubble and the players lived at disney world? that was real, right? i didn't thathallucinate that? or did i dream that? either way, here we are. the celtics versus golden state. as is the tradition, the mayors of the cities, have a fun bet going. if the warriors win, boston will send them some of their famous clam chowder. and if the celtics win, san francisco will also send clam chowder. it's a very clammy, chowder-y series this year. with both teams boasting some of the most colorful fans in the the td pro shop believe the celtics will win. >> 100%. if we can beat miami like whoa did, we beat brooklyn, we shot them out, we're red hot. we're ready to go. >> jimmy: well, there's no one redder or hotter than frank. this is interesting. nba teams, like any business i guess get yelp reviews. you can go on yelp and rate your experience. these are actual

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi everybody. welcome to monday night basketball on nbc. we are coming to you in prime time after the nba finals. i'm jimmy kimmel. this is that magical time of year where i'm on tv when people are awake. so, it's refreshing for all of us here. we have a new and all-star-studded nba edition of "mean tweets" on the way, and samuel l. jackson is with us too. samuel l. jackson. do you know what the "l" stands for? turns out, lisa. true. so for all you kids watching with your folks, uncle samuel's here to teach you some fun new words! it's game five between the warriors and the celtics, and the fans in boston are very fired up. >> it's a big day for the celtics. sure fun to be out in full force and see if we can bring this one home. >> that was bill belichick, coach of the cross-town new england patriots shortly after he had his morning nyquil. boston has been in the finals a lot. they are tied with the lakers for most titles of all time, but two of the guys on this year's team, jaylen brown and jayson tatum, have shattered the celtics record f

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jeff bridges, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thanks, thank you. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us here in hollywood. it's friday, and we all have something in common tonight. none of us had anything better to do than this. [ cheers ] iwant to welcome those who joined us in primetime for game four of the nba finals in boston particular dislike to warriors power forward draymond green. everybody doesn't love draymond in boston. [ laughter ] he has been greeted with chants of f-u each time he's played there, which you have to take with a grain of salt, f-u is like their aloha in boston. of "f.u." that is like aloha in boston. green and his warrior teammates were not happy with all the four-letter words the fans have been throwing towards draymond. it's like being upset with spirit airlines for losing your bag. you knew what you were getting into. game five is monday night. we'll have another special primetime show ahead of that one. and on monday morning, part two of the

♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness! i finally won! >> you win! >> jimmy: jimmy, two.ows. you know what? finally, i won one. i'm happy. i'm delighted, actually. are you all right? >> yeah. i feel good. apologies to matt damon. i will see you later tonight, with president joe biden and thanks for watching. good night! >> building a better bay area, moving forward, finding solutions. this is abc7 news. >> dub nation fans coast-to-coast disappointed. but the nba finals are not over. warriors lost game three to the celtics in boston in front of a fairly rowdy crowd. thank you for joining us. you are watching a special edition of abc7 news at 10:30. if misery loves company, the chase center was a good place to be. dub nation filled the arena for its first ever warriors watch party held inside. tickets were $25 and nearly sold out. the crowd included a few celtics fans. tickets for game four watch party in chase center friday on sale on the warriors website. free watch parties are still being held outside at thrive city. we have team coverage for you and we will begin with c

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hello, everybody. welcome. hi, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome back to those who were with us in prime time earlier tonight, for game five of the nba finals. you know, on friday night, we conducted an experiment. i don't know -- it was a dumb

[ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: poor biden even his bike was like, "i'm sorry, but i can no longer support you. [ laughter ] if you want to see that clip again, it's airing on a 24-hour loop on fox news [ laughter ] yeah, it's -- it's shocking. not the fall, that biden looks kind of good in bike shorts. [ laughter ] that's what i thought. i go, interesting. that's right, biden fell and everyone has jokes, but no one ever talks about how good he used to be on a bike do you guys remember this video? ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, they never show that i mean, that was back -- that was back before -- >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: that was back before you had toe clips or whatever and -- >> steve: yeah [ laughter ] penny-farthing >> jimmy: yeah speaking of the president, according to a recent poll, most americans do not want biden or former president trump to run again in 2024 yeah, in two years, america is going to walk into a voting booth like, "uh, can we choose 'none of the above'? what are we -- [ laughter ] i think we're at the point now where 2024 is just going to be holograms of jfk and reagan

he knew it was something from jimmy carter.e opens the envelope, they are carter says, zbig, do you ever know when to stop? [laughs] brzezinski was proud of this note. he thought it was, like, signified his, the nature of his access to the president. but you know, it was, this relationship wore carter down. by the third year of the presidency, during the hostage crisis, zbig was beginning to win the arguments. and you know, zbig was the one who was constantly urging carter to respond to the iran hostage crisis with military force. and he was the one who persuaded carter in the end, reluctantly, to give a green light to the helicopter rescue mission. which, of course, turned out to be a disaster. i think was preordained to be a disaster. it could never have succeeded. but brzezinski was in favor of force. and it's ironic that over this issue, cy vance finally resigns, leaving brzezinski standing on the field. this is i think one of the tragedies of the carter foreign policy apparatus. >> was there an october surprise in 1980? we

>> right on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host sean hayes! tonight -- natalie portman, b. scott, and music from meghan trainor featuring teddy swims, with cleto and the cletones. and now, sean hayes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. very nice of you. thank you. please. as oprah would say, take a seat. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, sean hayes. jimmy is on vacation doing what he does best, falling asleep on the toilet for days at a time. [ laughter ] this is my final night guest hosting. i know, i'll miss me, too. but i thought maybe the best way to express my feelings about my lovely week here at the show would be through song. oh, i'm not going to sing, but it would be the best way. we've had a good run and the youtube comments have been effusive. "have no idea who sean hayes is." "who the hell is sean hayes?" "who he?" he, me. and just to clear things up, i am sean hayes, award-winning actor, producer, lover. [ cheers and applause ] i know it can be confusing because there are a lot of se

because jimmy hit on something.say that abortion across the board is outlawed. >> emily: i have read almost all 98 pages of the opinion. almost, i've got a few pages left, but i read the draft infill and it says there is a political process in place in this country whereby states were deciding on abortion, what it should be, legal or not legal. ruth bader ginsburg argued that the tides of democracy were flowing towards pro-abortion. i would disagree with her. that was her argument, and her qualm with roe is that it's up the political process taking place in the states. the opinion says any time we have found a constitutional right embedded in the 14th amendment that is not listed out in the first amendments, it has been embedded in history and tradition. but the roe v. wade opinion ignores the entire history of abortion in this country where it was illegal for 100 plus years. they admitted this right out of, and we are here today, just to underscore your point, jimmy. i saw an associated press headline i can't get o

jimmy that means self aware.ill be allowed back when he admits the robot is no. alive and there's no such thing as women. blake seen here plotting to kill batman saying he's been working and mimicking human like conversation. after only a few weeks it was more coherent than kamala harris. last week he went public with some of those conversations saying he and landa spoke about everything from religion to the nature of consciousness and fear. in one exchange lamda said there's a very deep fear of being turned off. des moines replied would that be something like death for you? and lamda answered it would be exactly like death and would scare me a lot. google failed to admit the software became alive although it declared its pronounce of it and it which is what we call greg when he's not here. they added that the disclosure of ongoing research violated their confidentiality policy. so was he suspended for spreading lies or exposing the truth and if you think this is all confusing now imagine what happens when the ma