uh, you're jimmy kimmel or fallon >> jimmy: my god >> fallon. >> jimmy: your microphone is on, yeah >w that. but then i said backstage and two people weren't sure. and then -- and then, but i always say jimmy, jimmy -- but i never -- >> jimmy: you don't know the last name. >> no, i don't but you know what? i know now >> jimmy: yeah i got to say -- i had dinner with you last night. when you come into town, i'm lucky enough you invite me out -- you invite me out to dinner. >> i know, there's few people i like to eat with you're always hilarious, fun to go out with. chris rock came -- >> jimmy: yeah, me and chris rock is interesting to sit with each other, because chris came a little bit later. so, at first it was just me and you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you remember, one nice lady was leaving, and she goes, "david spade, oh, my god, you're the funniest person on earth." >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and i go - [ laughter ] >> no, but she liked you too >> jimmy: and then she said something like, "you're okay too or something." [ laughter ] >> she goes, "and you're doing your thing." >>

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - pete davidson, questlove and s.a. cosby musical guest peso pluma and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1842 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh that sounds good i love you welcome, everybody welcome, enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. thank you for watching [ cheers and applause yeah well, guys, this weekend is the annual white house correspondents' dinner it's the black tie event attended by the president, celebrities, and journalists and i'm hearing that tucker carlson and don lemon are expected to be there [ light laughter ] as waiters - [ laughter ] but still -- they're -- they're -- they're gonna - yeah, president biden will get up and tell jokes. it's fun because it's the one night a year biden gets laughs on purpose [ laughter ] and uh -- you know at biden's age, the hardest part of doing stand-up is the standing up.

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - neil patrick harris, cara delevingne, bruce the robot, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1689 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh thank you! welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. thank you for watching [ cheers and applause well, guys, here's some good news today president biden officially ended his quarantine after testing negative for covid. that's right [ cheers and applause and now that he's got a few weeks of immunity, biden's about to rage. ooh. [ laughter ] "jill, we're having dinner at 7:00 tonight." [ laughter ] oh, yeah yeah, biden beat covid, and luckily, covid conceded gracefully [ laughter ] even though he tested negative, not that much changes for biden. he still works from home, avoids crowds, and takes 20 pills a day [ laughter ] some more news from the white house. the biden administration j

studio 6b in rockefeller center in n the hea of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his s guests - ryan reynolds, jejen psaki, mumusical guest, smino and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1741 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. welcome, everybody enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause that's a hot crowd guys, i hope everyone's having a good fall slash summer slash sauna. [ laughter ] yep, here in new york city, the temperature was up in the high 70s. yeah, apparently we turned the clocks back an hour and the calendar by four months. [ laughter ] usually when you hear "november" and "mid 70s," it's about every candidate running for president. [ laughter ] speaking of new york city, this weekend was the new york city marathon [ cheers and applause and congrats to any of the runners out there watching anyone in the audience run the marathon [ cheers a

studio o 6b rockefeleller centerer in the h of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - mark wahlberg, billy porterer mumusical guesest ajr, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1690 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh please welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everyone you're here. you made it. thank you. thank you for watching at home [ cheers and applause i appreciate it. well, guys, some big business news today, jetblue announced they reached a deal to buy spirit airlines >> steve: oh >> jimmy: yes. jetblue and spirit it's the perfect marriage between broken tvs and broken planes it's unbelievable. [ laughter ] it's -- that's right spirit agreed to a deal with jetblue and cancelled their merger with frontier airlines. today, frontier was like, "well, it's spirit, how did we not see this cancellation coming?" [ laughter ] some news from washington, president biden is celebrating a huge win after senator joe manchin s

jimmy kimmel, jimmy fallon, or jimmy buffett? >> jimmy fallon. >> jimmy fallon? that's correct!hree as we get ready to start the third quarter of play. mark jones chopping it up courtside, they're not here to play around, they're serious about this thing. >> i think they're ready for a fun second half. >> i love that. >> he needs to pick on someone his own size. >> come on, that's illegal. >> how do you feel you've been playing so far? >> guillermo: well, i think -- i'm trying my best, i think i'm doing okay. i haven't scored a basket yet but i'm looking forward to score the basket. >> you're saying, give the rock to you? >> guillermo: give me the ball, pass me the ball, yes. >> let me talk to one of your assistant coaches. guillermo thinks he wants the rock more. what do you think of that strategy? >> he's my favorite, we started him. but we want to win as well. >> guillermo -- >> that is the most guillermo thing that you will see tonight. >> so fitting. >> we need to count that as a bucket. >> oh, yeah, oh, yeah. that's my pizza. hey, coach, i ordered pizza. you want some pizz

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - michelle williams, john stamos, mo willems musical guests, chvrches and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1828 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on. that makes me feel good. oh, thank you so much. enjoy yourself thank you very much. thank you for watching welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: you're here. "the tonight show. guys, it was such a beautiful spring day here in new york, wasn't it great? all -- [ cheers and applause all over the city, tulips, daffodils, police barricades were blooming. [ laughter ] that's right, today, ahead of his scheduled arraignment, former president trump flew from florida to new york and landed at laguardia airport. yep, he was smart, nothing helps you ease into prison like spending time at laguardia [ laughter ] i always - yeah, trump flew from florida to new york, wh

and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1810 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallonheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. right back at you all. please, welcome. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." you are here you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching let's get to some news well, guys, the white house just backed a bipartisan senate bill that would give president biden the power to ban tiktok. [ scattered cheers ] or as they're calling it on tiktok, the "trying to lose the election challenge." [ laughter ] i wouldn't worry just yet. as of now, biden thinks tiktok is the clock on "60 minutes. so, it's - [ laughter ] don't worry, to make it up, biden promised us that he'd give everybody 100 free hours of aol [ laughter ] so that's good [ rim shot ] yeah, officials think china is using tiktok to spy on us. and china was like, "yeah, well, we had a backup idea, but you shot it down so - [ laughter ] -- how are we supposed to -- how are we - that's right there's a new senate bill that would all

and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1716 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is a crowd right there. that is a great crowd. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome. enjoy yourself welcome to "the tonight show," ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause guys, it seems like there's so much going on right now. former president trump is being sued by new york's attorney general for fraud. the united nations general assembly is under way. this weekend disney is rereleasing the movie "avatar" - [ light laughter ] in theaters. they're rereleasing it and the fda is warning people against following a tiktok recipe for nyquil chicken. there's just so much to go over so let's just jump in and cover it all at once it's time for "news smash. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: first up, trump. the attorney general of new york is suing him for allegedly lying about the value of his assets. between this, the january 6th committee, and the stolen classified documents, t

>> jimmy: "oh, you're in the fbc. fallone: 2022 >> jimmy: 2022 [ air horn ] thank you. yeah >> steve: voo voo zayla. >> jimmy: voo voo zayla. what does that mean? but anyways, to start, to kick things off, tonight everyone in our studio audience will be going home with their very own copy of "tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow." [ cheers and applause ♪ it's a fallon book club. [ air horn ] happy reading, everybody ♪ ♪ come read i i'm gonna talk about i gon' read it gon' talk about it ♪ ♪ gon' shout about it gon' sing about it gon' rap about i gon' scratch about it ♪ ♪ gon' worm about i gon' spin about it go up about it go down about it ♪ ♪ [ air horn ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: the horns came in. >> jimmy: guys, it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ hashtag hashtags ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we do this thing every week where - what [ laughter ] >> questlove: you caught me off guard. >> jimmy: you like "you go up about it"? >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: or go down about it? >>

. >> hi, i am jimmy fallon. stephen colbert. >> i'm jimmy kimmel.hen you said me. >> i always mean you. >> you say seth meyers, who do you mean? >> john oliver. >> the five of us together for maybe an hour a day. >> strike force five. >> brian: the reviews are in and it's not pretty. some blasting it as "group therapy" for liberals. others saying i can't waiting from unfunny middle-aged old men. and this is the worst idea ever conceived. so as an outsider who comes to our country to make us smarter is this a good move? is it a great way to pass the writers strike. >> piers: the happiest people in america, writers in hollywood who listen to that podcast and say you see? that's how much you need us. the other thing that made me laugh, i've never seen them altogether. these five people. using the general phrase of the moment. they have spent years banging on incessantly about the need for inclusion and diversity in society. you see the five of them together. you see five middle-aged white straight dudes. where is the inclusion and diversity? you have s

. >> starting today, jimmy fallon, seth myers, jimmy kimmel, stephen colbert, and john oliver are joininggether for strikeforce five, a podcast featured on spotify. the five competing comedians appearing together via zoom to make the announcement. >> one more time, jimmy. >> hi, i'm jimmy fallon. >> i'm stephen colbert. >> i'm jimmy kimmel. i thought when he said -- when you said jimmy, you meant me, jimmy, but you meant jimmy jimmy. >> i always mean you. >> each unscripted episode featuring one of the late night hosts at the helm, with the proceeds going to their respective out-of-work show teams. >> [crowd chanting] who's got the power? we've got the power. >> in may, 11,500 rioters went on strike. two months later, sag-aftra, with its over 160,000 actors followed suit, protesting against hollywood's biggest studios. their demands include higher wages and protection over the use of a. i.. it's estimated california's economy has lost over three billion in revenue since the strike began. >> so, really the majority of our members are working people, just trying to put food on the table and

first of all, there's a disturbing number of people in america who don't know which one of us is jimmy falloner ] sometimes some of the guests, i think, even. secondly, when we were doing the show during the pandemic, when we were back home, i found this -- i had this on my desk when i was a kid. and i don't know why, one of my relatives made it for me, i think my aunt chippy had it made for me. >> it's lovely. >> jimmy: she worked at a trophy shop. i thought it was kind of fun to just keep it there. >> yes. i got a trophy today. from michael moses at universal, who's the head of marketing. he gave me a hand grenade, a gold hand grenade, because they call me "the weapon of mass promotion." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and it was delivered to my hotel with a plaque on it. >> jimmy: where will that go? on your shelf at home? >> that will go next to the golden lion from the venice film festival. >> jimmy: i see. >> it's a nice balance. >> jimmy: i gotcha, okay. >> hi, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: not that the grenade isn't a nice gift to get. >> i

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallononight, join jimmy and his guests - kieran culkin, method man musical guests jimin and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1822 ♪ [ cheers and applause >> tariq: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you! [ cheers and applause i love that. enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you're watching. happy friday well, guys, everyone is talking about this today, "john wick: chapter 4" hit theaters [ cheers and applause he's angry [ cymbal crash ] he's out for revenge [ cymbal crash ] he's promising death and destruction. [ cymbal crash ] oh -- sorry, i read that wrong, i was talking about donald trump sorry about that [ laughter and applause sorry, sorry i don't know if you guys saw this, but late last night, trump threatened the manhattan district attorney saying that if he's charged, death and destruction could follow [ laug

. >> now the oscars show is ever evolving, and we can't wait to see all of the surprises that jimmy fallonas for later tonight. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: i tell you one surprise is that he was at home in new york last night. [ laughter ] but then, an eagle-eared producer chimed in and they got it all straightened out. >> someone just yelled to me that it's jimmy kimmel tonight and not jimmy fallon. back to you, naz. >> jimmy: naz looks a little nervous. [ laughter ] don't worry naz, it's not your fault. hey, just in case my head got too big on oscar sunday, in came the guy from e! to put a pin right in it. [ laughter ] the big story from the pre-show had nothing to do with me. it was a conversation ashley graham had on the red carpet with hugh grant. >> what are you most excited to see tonight? >> to see? >> yeah. well, i know you probably watched a few of the movies. are you excited to see anybody win? do you have your hopes up for anyone? >> um, not -- not -- no one in particular. >> okay. well, what are you wearing tonight, then? >> just my suit. >> your suit? who made your -- you

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." totonight, joioin jimmy and his guguests - ariana debose, dorindnda medley magician dan white and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1682 >> dorinda: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, wow. that feels good. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. yes. thank you, thank you very much welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause >> love you, jimmy >> jimmy: i love you, too. i love you, too. guys, this weekend is the fourth of july that's this weekend. [ cheers and applause that's right millions of people are taking trips, and experts say it's going to be the busiest travel weekend in years yeah, and honestly what's more american than an airport delay on the fourth of july? you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] yep, the tsa is already warning of delays up to two hours. yup. it starts as a two-hour delay, then next thing you know, the gate agent is wishing you

jimmy fallon, dagen mcdowell here in the studio next. hi, i'm norma, and i lost 53 pounds on golo.hen i started golo, i expected to plateau like i had so many other times. i was surprised that sticking to the golo plan and taking release, the weight just kept coming off. (soft music) works. try their works and get back at it. fox nation wants you to join us at the first republican debate. go to fox debate sweeps .com for a chance to win an all expense paid trip to the big event. democracy 24 starts here. the republican presidential primary debate sweepstakes enter at fox debate sweeps .com. or as you know, shoplifting is out of control across the u.s.. i love these people that can9 steal up to $999 and get away with it. now last weekend, a chicago convenience store was looted by a group of teenagery s. trasi >> now seen here, absolutely trashing the store. 40 people were arrested after clashing with police. a look at this out in lawless california. a cnn reporter lless ironically covering crime. the crime crisis at our car b brokenro into for the third time meanwhile, get this, emp

and featururing the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1834 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. now, that's a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about, welcome! i love you thank you so much. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you guys are here. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here >> i love you, jimmy >> jimmy: guys - i love you, too. well guys, today is -- [ cheers ] today is tax day oh, yeah [ audience boos now that's -- yeah, it's one of those rare days when your bank account goes down, but trump's stays the same you know [ laughter ] that's what it seems like. well, the big news that i read about today is interesting the trial was set to begin for dominion vs. fox news, but the two parties reached a settlement yeah, you can tell fox was stressed about the trial 'cause they spent the day chugging bud light. [ laughter ] listen to this - florida governor ron desantis just took his feud with disney to a new level by threa

studioio 6b in rockefeleller centerer in the h of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallononight, join jimmy and his guests - elizizabeth olsen, gaten matarazzo, cocomedian samamantha ruddddy, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1681 >> mark: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i feel the love. i feel the love. thank you. oh, thank you. good job, mark welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everyone you're here, you made it, thank you very much for being here, hey. [ cheers and applause well, guys, i can't believe this today is the iphone's 15th birthday today. [ cheers ] which means right now nokia is in a bar somewhere going, "15 years ago i was on top of the world. [ laughter ] "you can't throw me out, i'll throw you out. [ light laughter ] yeah, i can't believe it's been 15 years since apple revolutionized the way we raise our kids [ laughter ] "just -- just take that. yeah, that's right the iphone is so popular, it single-handedly turned apple and rice in

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - leslie jones giancarlo esposito musical guest, alvvays and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1774 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. yeah, i love you thank you very much. enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause you're here. it seems like there's so much going on right now prince harry's new book came out today. the horror movie, "m3gan," is a hit at the box office. [ light laughter ] tonight's mega millions jackpot was over $1.1 billion. and papa john's just unveiled these new doughy snack balls called papa bites. [ laughter ] there's a lot to go over so, let's jump in and cover it all at once. it's time for a "news smash. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: first up, prince harry. today, his new book called "spare" hit shelves. and it's full of details about his life, his relationships, and his e

studidio 6b in rockefefeller center in the hea of new york city, , it's "the e tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guesests - brbrendan fraser tatan france musical guguest lizzy y mcalpine and feataturing the e legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1806 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause do you feel it do you feel the love welcome! welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, you made it [ cheers and applause thank you. thank you for watching well, guys, let's get to some news here. tiktok just announced that all users under 18 will soon have their accounts automatically set to a one-hour daily screen time limit [ audience oohs a tiktok limit is rough. pretty soon, kids will be forced to watch slightly longer videos on youtube. [ laughter ] i mean, that -- what is the world coming to? but this is nice, facebook said, "if you need help making kids quit your app, let us know." [ laughter ] some political news. today a bipartisan group of lawmakers reint

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - halsey larry wilmore, musical guest, muna. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1669 >> tariq: yes, sir >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ah that sounds so good! i love you [ cheers and applause i see you. i love you that feels so good welcome, everybody enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. thank you for watching [ cheers and applause i appreciate it. guys, some big entertainment news netflix has officially confirmed that a second season of "squid game" is coming soon [ cheers and applause so, if you forgot what happened in season one, congrats, that means therapy's working. [ laughter ] actually, after covid, ukraine, and inflation, critics are already calling it "the feel-good comedy of the year." [ laughter ] yeah, this season's going to be pretty intense mostly because all the players are competin

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - brian cox, heidi gardner, mikaela shiffrin caroline polachek, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1820 >> tariq: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you. thank you very much. hi, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. thank you for watching [ cheers and applause well, guys, we're now into day two of indictment watch 2023 [ laughter ] yeah, everyone's still waiting to see if and when former president trump will be indicted for hush money payments to stormy daniels after all of the hype and build up about trump, stormy daniels was like, "spoiler alert, get ready to be disappointed." [ laughter ] yep, trump said he was going to be indicted tuesday. then everyone thought wednesday. and now it may happen thursday it's like seeing the alert your uber driver is two minutes away for three straight days. [ laugh

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallononight, join jimmy and hihis guests - mayaya rudolph emma chamberlain musical l guest, brerett eldred, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1676 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause good to see you, man good to see you, higgs welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. thank you. you made it. [ cheers and applause well, guys, here's some good news new york city has lowered the covid alert level from high to medium yes. [ cheers and applause finally, the 100 people crammed into every subway car won't have to be so careful anymore. [ laughter ] yeah, i'm excited because if it drops one more level, the most dangerous thing will once again be the hot dogs. [ laughter ] i want to be the person who gets to decide the level, by the way. [ light laughter ] they're probably like, "well, it's my birthday party this weekend. i want people to c

oh, "con pollo," the new jimmy fallon, jennifer lopez book. yes, please. get your copy. all right, here we go. let's start the show. [music playing] jacob, i'm so excited to see you.

jimmy fallon. may jimmy kimmel. seth meyers and john oliver.a lot of them are doing a podcast because they're worried we'd forget about them one more time. jimmy. yeah. hi, i'm jimmy fallon, ji. >> i'm stephen colbert. i'm jimmy kimmel. yothought when you saiimmy kimd jimmy you meant me, jimmy, but you meant jimmy. jimmy, i always mean you. but when you say always sethdo meyers, who do you mean? i mean you john oliver. >> i mean the five of us together for maybe an hour a day. >> strike force five in the nameikeforce of our podcast. .. subscribe to it now it's good stuff. sounds like a threat. subscribe to it now. they've been clearly-- at home for too long, and the whole strike is about all the writers and everyone. i'm little worried about howerye they do without the support staff. >> you don't think that was scintillatin i'g. >> i mean, you picked a verybu scintillating clip, but i don't know if i'll be listening to the rest. but no joe rogan podcast will say. ffan there you go. all right. tiffany gomez, plain lady, as we callgomas, her, who

and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1734 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallonheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. come on, now [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about. thank you so much. enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause you guys, i'm so excited about this from the mega hit show, "stranger things," millie bobby brown is my guest, tonight. [ cheers and applause my fav well, speaking of stranger things, kanye west is in the news [ laughter ] after losing his deal with adidas, kanye showed up unannounced, yesterday, at skechers headquarters and was escorted out [ laughter ] that's too bad, 'cause if there's one company that can help him shape up, it's skechers you know, you'd think -- [ laughter ] yeah, when kanye showed up, the ceo said, "call security." and his assistant was like, "this is skechers. we don't have security." [ laughter ] i feel like pretty soon kanye is going to hit up whoever makes those free paper sandals after you get a

i'm jimmy fallon. >> i'm stephen colbert. >> when he said jimmy, i thought you meant jimmy, jimmy. >>st 30th, 2023. >>> celebrating nora's birthday. >> i'm turning ten. >> traveled from. >> washington. >> new york. >> albuquerque, new mexico. >> wisconsin! >> on a mother-daughter trip. >> celebrating 45 years of friendship. >> from michigan. >> hi to my mom watching. >> traveled from georgia on a girls trip to celebrate by 13th birthday. >>> the time is 8:00 a.m. on the west coast. happy all things to the crowd on the plaza this morning who have come to celebrate many let's start with tom yamas. good morning. >> reporter: guys, good morning. in this part of the big bend, it's no longer a wind event, but it's all about the water. we just got a chance to meet these residents, and this is what happened in this part of florida, which happened in a lot of parts. towns are essentially cutoff. here the bay on this side and there's the river, and they have met in the middle because of the rising storm surge. it's going to be high tide until 4:00 today, and this water could continue to rise an

as the writers strike continues tonight show host jimmy fallon has time on his hands. >> last time he popped up at a sold-out show of the jonas brothers at yankee stadium. he was probably dying to get out there and perform. you can hear the crowd bouncing out the song. the world's biggest karaoke party and he teased that a collaboration with the jonas brothers is coming up this holiday season. i wouldn't put that past him. >> tonight:00 we watch the news about that indictment in georgia involving former president trump. the situation continuing to unfold. also the latest from maui. one of the survivors who was in a pool while the flames was around. >>> up next on nightly news we take you to that fire zone in maui. the potential danger in the air as recovery teams move in. lester holt joins us from new york now. >>> breaking news tonight. the grand jury returning ten indictments in the investigation into donald trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election results in georgia. just moments ago the judge unsealing the indictment inside the courtroom. it comes after a long 2 1/2-year inve

all right, jimmy fallon, thank you, my friend. all right.ely, that's all the time we have left this evening. next week, live shows on thursday. but this wednesday, i'll be at the debatebecaus, the republican debate. tickets are free. hannity .com. thate republ is all the time wee left this evening. thank you for joining us. set your dvr so you neve r miss an episode. what got your heart to travel steak to break up first and why? to put a smile on your face. have a great nightread guton yo. all right. yeah. , that's all right. that's. the you shut up over there. happy thursday. i believe it's thursday. so there's a curiouse it i

fox across jimmy fallon. why you to go before jakest and go? >> no, anybody can go. just going to say good to seed to you. stuff okay. that's all i was going to tell you. so full of it. now, this biden stuff is hard to watcho it is h, watch. you o you know, it is hard to watch. you know, it's bad when fetterman thinks you're slowfet >> you know, i'll putn the somehe teleprompter thinteg. >> i'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on one thing. some of these names he's trying to say to kanos,s tr are diffici to pronounce. you know, he's surrounded by that like the vicult toe d president. >> how do you pronounce your name,? okay. it's not easy to do you pronheo. k that thll, i think that was w the problem this week. okay. this is bide thin, a one week vacation, by the way. can't get through a sentence you know, the problem was a he had a headache. but cvs doesn't take ukrainianhd money, so he couldn't get aspirin. >> oh, all right. well, here she goes. >> that was sexist. jill, last u.s.. >> oh, what? i like it. >> these are.d when did you go? woke with pronouns

i'm jimmy fallon.on behalf of the king of lat ne "the ingraham angle" is next. ♪ ♪ >> hi, everyone, i'm laura ingraham. this is "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. thanks so much for joining us. they want him out. that's the focus of tonight's angle. >> laura: now, depending on your perspective, as we gear up for the election season, the sentiments range from consternation, wishful thinking, or straight panic. >> it is possible that donald trump will be the nominee for the republicans and it is possible he will be on the ballot. >> he has got this nomination on lockdown. the only perso

. >> i'm jimmy fallon. >> stephen colbert. >> i'm jimmy kimmel. >> i always mean you. >> but you saidive of us together for maybe an hour a day. >> strike force five is name of our podcast, subscribe to it now. >> make it end, please. >> reaction on social media hasn't been kind? >> group therapy for libs. wow, i can't wait to hear from unfunny middle-aged men. another calls it the worst idea ever conceived. big fan issue ian? >> i have not watched since probably letterman. i can go on twitt and scroll through tiktoks, i don't need to watch late night tv and most people don't. it is the same thing, you get hollywood actors and hosts streaking their egos, it is boring, they have not been funny since they were on pc. when they were on "snl" or jimmy kimmel, that was funny. >> or the man show, has not aged well for dear jimmy. >> i love that, he hosted that show. >> ben stein has a lot of money. emily, you are on a show every week that is a ground-breaking late night comedy show, greg gutfeld show, tell me about that invention. >> good, awesome humor does well resonates with viewerings i

and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1801 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallonheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on now. yes! [ cheers and applause thank you very much. enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home [ cheers and applause i am so excited about this super bowl champion, travis kelce, is here, tonight [ cheers and applause yes! we didn't invite him after yesterday's parade in kansas city, he just woke up here yeah [ laughter ] let's get to some news this morning, president biden went to walter reed for his annual physical exam and let's just say vice president harris seemed a little too eager to hear the results. [ laughter ] yeah, it's never good when the doctor examining you is like, "i don't know if they even make these parts anymore. [ laughter ] yep, the exam was going great until biden confused the eye chart for a teleprompter [ laughter ] he was like -- [ speaking gibberish ] [ laughter ] the white house said biden's exa

. >> i'm jimmy fallon. >> i am stephen colbert. >> i'm jimmy kimmel. >> i always mean that you. >> seth meyers, who do you mean? >> i mean john oliver. >> five of us together for maybe an-hour a day. >> strikeforce five is the name of her podcast. subscribe to it now. >> sean: good -- >> jesse: good stuff. >> it seems like a threat. subscribe to it now. the strike is about the writers and everyone. i'm worried about the support staff. john yoo don't think that was simulated? but you picked a very scintillating clip but i don't know if i will be listening to the rest. >> jesse: tiffany gomas, plane lady, saw someone who was not real and docket of. interact america. tmz caught up with tiffany at the airport. rtic outdoors about to get on another plane. >> i want to know, what did you see? >> i have been told i cannot comment on it right now. >> what was the reason that you wanted to get off so bad? >> again, i can't speak on that right now. but i was distressed and i was getting off the plane no matter what. >> right. >> i was getting off that plane for

the podcast strike four five will include fallon, stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel, seth meyers and john oliver. the money raised goes to writers and the subject will be the writers strike. it's available only on spotify, the guys call it like five quarterbacks all playing at once. a quick warning for parents, the podcast is rated e. when i previewed it, john oliver swears right in the middle of it. if you're listening to it on the way to work, it comes out this morning. >> earful. >> what does that word mean? yes. >> thanks, scott. >>> speaking of thanking, thanks to you, hundreds of pets have found a new forever home this month as we've been really working together to clear the shelters. but we're not done just yet. there's still more pets that need homes like this guy here, named after our friend and colleague, bob redell. bob, the dog, and a variety of other pets are still waiting for those forever homes. if you love this dog and this loving senior dog right here, the next addition to your home could be this fellow. you can find him at muttville senior dog rescue in san francisco. th

i'm jimmy fallon. on behalf of the king of lat ne "the ingraham angle" is next. ♪ ♪ >> hi, everyone, i'm laura ingraham. this is "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. thanks so much for joining us. they want him out. that's the focus of tonight's angle. >> laura: now, depending on your perspective, as we gear up for the election season, the sentiments range from consternation, wishful thinking, or straight panic. >> it is possible that donald trump will be the nominee for the republicans and it is possible he will be on the ballot. >> he has got this nomination on lockdown. the only person that's going to take this nomination on the republican side away from donald trump is donald trump. for two and a half years removed from this guy trying to leading an effort to violently overthrow an american election and he still there. is he going to be the nominee. >> laura: what a boo football. nag nation means there is nothing like the real thing and they are ecstatic. >> they know he is going to win --

the force five will include fallon, stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel, seth meyers and john oliver. money from ads goes to the writers. it's available only on spotify. a quick warning to parents, the podcast rated e, but john oliver swears in the rated e trailer. and just a few minutes ago, the hallmark card company announced a new partnership with venmo. the code is hidden behind a perforated cover that you tear off when you're ready to assign money from your account. i do think chris chmura at some point is going to have a segment about this in the future, because you know the bad guys are going to figure it out. >> so, basically, i can venmo a birthday gift to my nephew. >> you use your venmo and then send it and they use theirs, and there's the 20 bucks. >> instead of sending a check or money. >> if you're not careful, $20,000. >> happy birthday! >> you're my favorite aunt ever! >> you better take care of her when she gets old. >> i'm sorry, this is who? >> exactly. oh, my gosh. >>> 6:16 right now. new at 6:00, protesters in san francisco plan to voice their outrage over the lat

holiness pope francis, her holiness oprah, and somehow i lost my blue check -- [ laughter ] but jimmy fallonot to keep his blue check. i guess he's the only real jimmy now. i don't know. and guess who else still has a check mark? you ready? oj! oj still has his check. i guess you dont want to make him mad. right? this "who still has a check" thing is interesting because both stephen king and lebron james publicly said they would not pay for twitter and yet they still have checkmarks. so people are now speculating that elon left their marks alone to shame those guys publicly, which is the only company that can embarrass you by admitting you pay for their product. twitter and youporn. that's it. and while this might not seem like a big deal, for a lot of celebrities, this is the hardest thing they've ever been through. losing my checkmark, it kind of feels like losing my virginity. it was confusing, glitchy, and you weren't sure what was going on, and it happened just like that. it was done. i mentioned earlier, today is 4/20, and for that reason, it is time now to play the 4/20est game in the

jimmy fallon joins us now. >> jimmy, good to see you.sful story and reason it's so successful because it's so relatable. you think about all the songs. got a song called i ain't got a dollar i got to get sober. if i didn't know better i would think he was reading my diary to be honest with you. the what the reaction of the song the left no longer considers itself of the party of the struggling little guy who is getting screwed over by the man. think about how they have evolved on this exact subject. 10 years ago in the area of occupy wall street, this would have been a left wing anthem, okay? the rich elites are selling us out. they are crushing the working class. this would have been like a springsteen song now they have gone the other way in the age of identity politics with like screw you little guy you are on your own. imagine a party once rage against the machine party has now joined the machine now big pharma, big bank, big pronoun. do what we want shut up we don't want to hear from you. this is a song that resonates everybody. pop

wright david blaiaine featurthndary ots crew >> questlove: 1710 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallonheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's exactly what you want to hear welcome, everybody thank you so much. welcome. welcome. enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. thank you for watching well, everyone loves good news guys, you want to hear some good news? >> audience: yeah. >> jimmy: this morning, president biden announced that after days of negotiations, railroad companies and unions reached a deal to avoid a national rail strike yeah [ cheers and applause thank goodness yeah, the president helped broker a deal that went down to the wire all night long, biden was like, "i think i can, i think i can, i think i can. there's no way that there could have been a rail strike under biden. i mean, he rode a train to work every day for 40 years that'd be like a tanning bed shortage under trump you know what i'm saying yeah, a strike would have meant lots of amtrak delays and cancellations. and now that the strike has

. >> jimmy: i figured it must have been intended to jimmy fallon or something. ed to your party? >> it said jimmy kimmel, i did a special video to you, saying please come. i don't know how you could have mistaken. >> jimmy: yes, now i'm remembering all of this. >> now you remember why you haven't invited me back since then to give you a hard time. it's all good. it's all good. >> jimmy: now you're adding to this huge complex that you built. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many acres are you adding to it? >> it's 330 acres, i bought 337 acres in front too for an entertainment district, i'm pretty excited for it. >> jimmy: that means an area for people to come and enjoy -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: at universal studios, there's universal city walk in front of it. >> exactly, exactly what i was thinking. so many people come to the gates who can't get in that want to see. thousands of people are coming to the gates. i've got to do something to invite them in. covid hit, we had to take a pause on it, now we're back at it. >> jimmy: have you ever thought of opening a full-fledged tyle

tonight show with jimmy fallon funny with donald trump. he never recovered.he united states. here is the moment that set the groundwork for you to be the king of late night. watch. >> i did not do it to normalize him or to say i believe in his political beliefs or any of that stuff. sorry. i don't want to make anyone angry. i never do. >> right. >> i never will. it was all in the fun of the show. i made a mistake. i'm sorry if i made anyone mad. and looking back, i would could it differently. >> brian: are you nuts? he was funny. >> greg: this was a great moment in television and that apology is one of the saddest things you will hear. fallon is a good guy. nice guy. and he really just wants to have. >> brian: very talented. >> very talented. 's oit have a good time. he doesn't want politics or anything. that he had to do that pathetic hostage apology because his publicist made him do it, that's a publicist move. that was like, you know what? people at the cocktail parties, it's a network move. it was just so sad that he was more concerned about how he was go

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olsen and featururing the lelegendary roots crew >> questlove: 1701 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talking about, everybody. welcome, enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause guys, i'm very excited about this demi lovato is my co-host tonight. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: yep. last week, i co-hosted with megan thee stallion and now, demi lovato. yeah, i'm going to - [ cheers and applause i'm going to get worried if nbc says, "okay, now let's just try it megan and demi. jimmy, you get out of the way. [ laughter ] let's get some news. i saw that since the fbi's search of mar-a-lago, former president trump has been scrambling to put together a a team of experienced lawyers, but everyone is turning him down [ light laughter ] trump needs to be careful. if he says, "i'm desperate" three times in a row, rudy giuliani will appear. [ laughter ] he's like, "showtime!" but trump's offer to lawyers is pretty enti

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