. >>> jimmy kim ill leave next, filled by nate line. "action news" continues at 5:30 with eva pilgrim and meteorologist chris sowers. for cecily tynan, adam joseph, ducis rodgers, and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. have a good night, and have a great weekend. >> ♪ "action news" is sponsored in part by elkins chevrolet south jersey's premiere chevy dealership featuring 204 silverado. visit elkins at the r >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, gary oldman. nathan fielder. the world's ugliest dog gets a makeover. and music from bleachers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, from this moment on, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. you're very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i appreciate that.

. >> jimmy kim up next with actor dane cook >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! -- dane cook from "tammy." mark duplass. and music from trey songz. with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here tonight. i appreciate that. it's very nice.

. >> jimmy kim up next with actor dane cook [dramatic music] ♪ >> oh. hey, what's up?what's up, what's up? how are you? how are you, babe? what's up, girl? what's up, babe? good, good. yo. yeah. hello and welcome to millionaire. what an amazing time i've been having this week. big stars, big cash, all for charity. it's celebrity week! [cheers and applause] and today's show is gonna be hot, you know? it's gonna be hotter than hot. it's gonna be smoking because we got one of the stars of abc's hit show scandal, y'all, right here. show some love for josh malina. >> here we go. all right. okay. thank you. >> oh. >> thank you. thank you. >> hey, welcome to the show, man. >> here we go. >> glad to have you here, man. >> very excited. >> you are on one of the hottest tv shows in the country right now, in a word. >> thank heavens. god bless shonda rhimes. >> yeah, right, i know that. >> she's been good to me. >> you play david rosen on there. i like this character. >> i do, yeah. >> u.s., uh-- >> u.s. attorney for the district of columbia. >> right. >> yes. >> but you also kin

. >>> jimmy kim ill leave next, filled by nate line. "action news" continues at 5:30 with eva pilgrim and meteorologist chris sowers. for cecily tynan, adam joseph, ducis rodgers, and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. have a good night, and have a great weekend. >> ♪ "action news" is sponsored in part by elkins chevrolet south jersey's premiere chevy dealership featuring 204 silverado. visit elkins at the >>> jack hanna's "into the wild" is brought to you by nationwide insurance and the columbus zoo. partners in conservation for over 30 years. >> hi,er. i'm jack hanna and welcome to "into the wild." it's no secret elephants are my favorite animals. it might be because i've spent so much time hanging out with these guys here at columbus zoo. we're getting up close and personal with the largest land mammals on the planet. it's full of big surprises. >> that's something else. >> and awesome adventure. >> i see it! big elephants. >> join us next as we head "into the wild." >> i'm trying to take a dust bath with you, buddy. >>

. >> jimmy kim up next with actor dane cook >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dane cook from "tammy." mark duplass. and music from trey songz. with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here tonight. i appreciate that. it's very nice. there's so much going on today, and i want to start with the world cup, because the u.s. team today defied all expectations. they were not expected to get out of the first round. they took the dreaded belgians into overtime. they call it extra time, but i don't. it's overtime. unfortunately belgium won it, which is ridiculous because i didn't know belgium was a real country. did you know that? i was under the impression that belgian waffles were a made up thing like grape nuts, but they're real. you know what they call belgium waffles in belgium? waffles. it's hard to lose to a nation of pacifist chocalatiers. team usa did, but they made a game of it. but all work stopped this afternoon when the game went into overtime. not that there was much goin

. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kim kardashian is getting her own video game.t's called kim kardashian hollywood. it will be available next week. in the game a virtual version of you gets to accompany kim around hollywood to "hit the hottest clubs, flirt, and fall in love." you and your friends can also wear fashion styles, send gifts, and see who can become the bigger celebrity. or you can read a book. [ laughter ] if you're just sitting on your couch doing nothing all day, aren't you already playing the kim kardashian game? [ applause ] meanwhile, mattel just introduced a new barbie doll called entrepreneur barbie. that's her. mattel says barbie is ready to make a bold business move and strike out on her own to achieve her career dreams. it's about time. she's like 80 years old. she comes with a -- you can see the tiny little smartphone and tablet computer, so you can look forward to fishing those out of your kid's nose in the near future. and by the way, she has her own linkedin page. i already spend like, i don't know, half the day ignoring linkedin request

. >> jimmy: out celebrating the end of a work week with julie, steph. my main man kimthat's nuts. why wouldn't you untag him? >> jimmy: drinks guiness appatently. >> steve: he loves guiness. >> jimmy: let's see that next photo. manny mondays with my besty, abu yahia al-libi. manny monday. >> steve: yeah, manny monday. >> jimmy: and here's the last one here. my idea of a perfect sunday afternoon -- wine, pizza and nas nasir al-wuhayshi. [ cheers and applause ] we're making it real easy for the nsa. [ cheers and applause ] too easy. >> steve: untag. >> jimmy: oh, the bachelorette was on last night. [ cheers and applause ] great thing for america. [ laughter ] well, andy is still getting to know all these guys. and last night's episode she was talking with a guy named markell and i think she may have been trying to tell him something. >> favorite color? >> is black a color? >> duly noted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what they say -- once you go is that a a color? you never go back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's what they say. by the way black is a color,

jimmy: yeah, two weddi wns. but this picture of -- it's beautiful. kim and kanye, right there. i instagram. kendall: flowers on mother's day and then a huge one o wedding, so. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. that's the way to do it, man [ laughter ] >> kendall: seriously. how do you top this? >> jimmy: i don't know how he tops i took my wife to waffle house, and -- [ laughter ] very surprised but not the same what was your favorite part? >> kylie: lana del ray performed and she's one of my favorite artists. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i love lana del ray, yeah. >> kylie: she's beautiful and it was amazing, so. >> kendall: i enjoyed the fireworks that went off at versailles. i thought that was beautiful and really romantic and incredible, yea >> jimmy: i almost had fireworks at my wedding too and then it was just a car exploding by the -- [ laughter ] waffle house trying to get out of the parking lot. oh, that's fun, man. i'm glad you're here. now look at this. this thing right here. >> kylie: yes. >> kendall: yes. >> jimmy: now, this is your book. you just decide -- this is what you guys do. the kardash

kim kardashian's new mobile video game for phones? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she has a video game. ng to believe this. i'm glad -- i'm happy you're sitting down. [ laughter ] it's so popular, it's expected to make $200 million this year. >> steve: what? kim kardashian. $200 million, which is why today mario and luigi made a a sex tape. [ laughter and applause ] [ as mario ] "just'a close'a your eyes and'a do it!" we have a great show. give it up for the roots right there, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a fun week so far and there's more ahead. tomorrow night, the incredibly talented john lithgow will be here! [ cheers and applause ] he's always fun. plus, supermodel miranda kerr is going to be here. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: ooh-la-la. and i'm going head-to-head in a a game of flip cup with her. >> steve: ooh, flip cup. >> jimmy: you know flip cup? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, she's going down. we got music from jason mraz. he's going to be here tomorrow night, too. [ cheers and applause ] and i'm very excited about this. next tues

jimmy fallon!" [ cheers and applause ] regis, thank you, but you're yelling at me. we love regis. next up, we have "get shorty," "smallville" and "stuart little." let's see who this is. kim. [ laughter ] i didn't know he was a movie buff. >> steve: he loves movies. he's a big movie buff. >> jimmy: here's another one. we have "juice," we have "liar liar" and "the nut job." let's see who this is. lance armstrong. >> steve: oh, my god! [ laughter and applause ] why would he watch those movies? why would those be the movies that he picks? >> jimmy: i don't know. that's just his queue. i can't -- i can't tell you what he does. >> steve: i wouldn't watch those movies. >> jimmy: let's take a look at one more netflix queue. we've got "fried green tomatoes," the one direction documentary "this is us" and, finally, "magic mike." let's see whose netflix queue this is. oh, that's mine. oh, yeah, i gotta get around to seeing that. i like those movies. >> steve: those are good movies. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for celebrity netflix queues. stick around. we'll be right back with heidi klum, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what does t-mobile have that at&t

jimmy: this is weird. i read about a woman who recently spent $30,000 on plastic surgery to look like kim kardashian.t woman is kim kardashian. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ ryhtmic clapping ] [ mimicing stadium echo ] >> steve: coming up with the joke -- jimmy -- fallon -- >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. [ laughter ] oh check this out. i saw that the number of pot delivery services has tripled in the last three years, because more states are easing their marijuana laws. pot delivery service. [ cheers ] pot delivery. the first person to figure out how to combine that with pizza delivery service will be the country's first trillionare. just going to hang out in your driveway until you're broke. [ applause ] and finally, this is just a a crazy story. a couple in delaware was arrested over the weekend for having sex on the roof of a a chipotle. [ laughter ] it's crazy. normally when you hear someone scream, oh, god, at a chipotle, it's coming from the bathroom. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show! give it up for the roots, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. we got

. >> jimmy: pro, he believes in a a bright future for the middle east. con, mostly because he thinks that the middle east is one of kimter ] northwest, middle east. yeah, no, i get the -- >> steve: southwest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, for a secretary of state, he'll pick someone who is fluent in several languages and well-traveled. con, dora the explorer. that says that -- [ laughter and applause ] strong choice. >> steve: you can go a lot worse. >> jimmy: yeah, you can do worse. pro, he's looking forward to working closely with the fbi. con, he still thinks it stands for "female body inspector." [ laughter ] that's -- that was grade school. >> steve: you would think he would learn that by now. >> jimmy: i know. >> steve: he's been in the government a long time. >> jimmy: pro, biden has already spent hours in the oval office. con, mostly spinning around in president obama's chair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wee! >> steve: wee! [ applause ] [ impersonating obama ] >> jimmy: "joe, get out. get out, joe. he's your snack." [ laughter ] "then, it's naptime." pro, he's not afraid to ask the tough, hard-hitting questions. con,