and now, all kidding aside, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's spring break and we have a special guest tonight. dave chappelle is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have naomi scott and weezer too. by the way, i said we have dave chappelle. he's not actually here yet, he's late. there's a chance dave chappelle might be here later on, if he arrives. before we get to that, i got a call and said hello, for a second you don't hear anything, and you assume it's your mom. [ laughter ] then a woman's voice says, i'm sorry, i'm having trouble with my headset, can you hear me now? like an idiot you say yes, then you realize you're having a conversation with a tape. have you had that, where they trick you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so everybody. i looked it up, turns out it's a scam to try to get a recording of your voice saying the word "yes," that way they can say you ordered something. when you when you say you didn't

>> stop. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, i served a snowball in bed. >> [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel! thank you. i'm glad i could help bring families together. we got a great show for you tonight. music from weezer, from the power rangers, naomi scott is here. and we'll be right back with dave chappelle. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey, bud. you need some help? no, i'm good. come on, moe. i have to go. (vo) we always trusted our subaru impreza would be there for him someday. ok. that's it. (vo) we just didn't think someday would come so fast. see ya later, moe. (vo) introducing the all-new subaru impreza. the longest-lasting vehicle in its class. more than a car, it's a subaru. because when it comes to great tasting water... ♪ fill quickly and pour immediately, for great tasting water... fast. new brita stream. a small town in the heart of tennessee. where families and neighbors work together to make every drop of our whiskey. if you can't get here, just look for one of our postcards. we send them all over. they look like this. we send them all over. the unpredictability of a flaree

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. >> for all >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, dave chappelle, from "saban's power rangers," naomi scott, the results of our youtube snowball challenge, and music from weezer. and now, all kidding aside, here's jimmy [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's spring break and we have a special guest tonight. dave chappelle is here tonight.. we have naomi scott and weezer too. dave chappelle is not here yet. he's late. there's a chance he will be here. this has happened to me a few times. i got a call and said hello, for a second you don't hear anything, and you assume it's your mom. then a woman's voice says, i'm sorry, can you hear me now? then you realize you're having a conversation with a tape. have you had that, where they trick you? [ applause ] i looked it up, turns out it's a scam to try to get a recording of your voice saying the word "yes," that way they can say you ordered something. this is how the russians hooked trump by the [ la

>> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> don't! >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> sarah?kimmel made me do it. >> you went out and got snow? >> yes. >> okay, clean it up. i've got to get [ bleep ] in the morning. >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> get it out of my ear! >> look at that girl sleeping. jimmy kimmel told me to do that! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! >> what? >> jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> ha ha, really? really? >> yeah. yeah, really. >> what? >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> matthew! >> stop. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, i served a snowball in bed. >> [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? thank you. i'm glad i could help bring families together. we got a great show for you tonight. music from weezer, from the power rangers, naomi scott is here. and we'll be right back with dave chappelle. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ today, unlimited gets the network it deserves. verizon. (mic thuds) uh, sorry. it's unlimited without compromising reliability, on the largest, most advanced 4g lte network in america. (thud) uh... sorry, last thing. it's just

>> jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel made me do it!jimmy: i didn't make him do anything, he did it on his own. this was one of my favorthis on. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, this is me spraying my dad with a hose. >> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: you get the idea. [ and applause ] you understand that's the sort of thing we're looking for. tonight i would like to invite you to participate in our next videomontage, a winter storm youtube challenge. go outside, get a ball of soft, fresh, beautiful snow, don't pack it into an ice ball, don't kill your family or dent their heads. just get a nice snowball, bring to it the bedroom, and throw it on a loved one while he or she sleeps. record and it post it with this title. hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowba bed. use that title so we can find it and look for a message from us. hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowball in bed. we'll watch all of them, good luck. i'm counting on you to do the wrong thing, okay? [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how many of you are here on spring break right now

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, matthew perry -- from "chips," michael pena -- and music from paul shaffer featuring jenny lewis and shaggy. and now, stick around -- here's [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. hi, there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything, really. i want to send a warm welcome to those of you watching on the east coast where winter storm stella has not been as terrible as everyone seemed to think it would be. this was supposed to be a huge storm. then rachel maddow talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. this is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. stick with this one because it's worth it. >> tell me how those waves are. >> a little bit sloppy. >> were you able >> floated a mile. do you have a van here? >> we do have a van here, that big news van. >> do you wan

and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! rs and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wis

why does kal penn look like jimmy kimmel? hy does kal penn -- >> how come you're not the white kal penn? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe i am, maybe we didn't collect all of the -- >> are there more? >> jimmy: have you ever heard i've heard that, and i've heard russell wilson, which is also flattering, i'll take it. >> jimmy: you consider it flattering, that's nice. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i consider it flattering as well. i mentioned earlier you worked at the white house. which is i'm sure you probably get tired of talking about. such a novelty for an actor to have had a real job. to like go back and forth between a real like serious job. i'm so interested. >> it was amazing, man. look, i never thought -- that was never really a goal per se. i worked on the president's 2007 -- ex-president's 2007 campaign. it just sort of flowed into an opportunity to serve at the white house. but incredible. i agree with you. sit agent a desk for 18 hours a day as opposed to being in your trailer with people bringing you coffee is very differe

and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers a >> jimmy: very nice. welcome.i'm jimmy the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks. very nice of you tonight. i'm going to admit, i needed that. i did, i needed that tonight. this has been a difficult day for a lot of people. this is a day on which we all, with the exception of those living in hawaii and arizona, suffer bigly. it is the monday after daylight saving. not the good daylight saving, the bad one. i absolutely hate it. what i do, the way i try to deal with it is i try not to think of it as losing an hourive sleep, i think of it as losing an hour of my life. it's kind of nuts how moving the clock ahead one hour can ruin my whole month. my wife and i spent a good 20 minutes trying to figure out what time to put our daughter down for a nap yesterday. okay, so she got up at 6:30, when she was -- actually, 7:30, so -- anyway wear skipped the nap. [ laughter ] then you have to change the clocks which as nightmare. why is it the time on my phone adjusts automatically? no effort at all. but t

have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, the bachelor nick viall and his fiance. from "this is us," milo ventimiglia. and it's mashup monday with music from the ok go-go's. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hello, i'm jimmy the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks. very nice of you tonight. i'm going to admit, i needed that. i did, i needed that tonight. this has been a difficult day for a lot of pe

i do it all the time jimmy kimmel live. that is what he did right.l next on channel six followed by night line and the guest is shapel and scott and music from weezer and action continues at 4:30 from pamela edwards and matt o'donnell and karen rogers and dave murphy and you get them together and it's the weezer show and from the entire action news team i'm jim gardner. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight, dave chappelle, from “saban's power rangers,” all kidding aside, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's spring break and we have a special guest tonight. dave chappelle is here tonight. we have naomi

and now, all at once, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. welcome. all right.g. thank you for -- thank you for joining us. today, if you don't know, today is officially the first day of spring. magicj

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice.i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. thank you for coming to the show. we have a lot going on, beginning with the start of the ncaa basketball tournament. the round

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and now, no need to worry, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. delighted. very nice. welcome to one and all, we have visitors tonight from near and far. i thought we might start the show tonight with a l

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and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wish i had a fresh new brick of post-it notes. wait a minute. amazing! [ applause ] you know, the last time shaq was here, i surprised him. the lakers let me tell him on the air, that they were putting a statue of him up at the staples center. at first he didn't believe me. he thought it was a prank. i have a credibility problem. but that's the statue. this is also to get shaq off the couch when he fouls asleep watching tv. it's nine feet towall, it weigh 1,200 pounds, actual size and weight. [ laughter ] shaq was all over the news for saying the earth is flat. if he's wrong, he'll jump up and down a few

and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] the president spoke tonight before a joint session of congress. we're going to ignore it. [ laughter ] for a very good reason. the reason is i need a break from it, to be honest with you. tonight if anyone says the name of the orange-colored man with the russian boyfriend they will have to put $100 in that jar that guillermo's holding right there, okay? [ cheers and applause ] that's the rule, it applies to everyone, you understand? guillermo, just to recap. people have to put $100 in the jar if they say what? >> guillermo: uh -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good, he's smarter than he looks. all right. [ laughter ] this will be refreshing. meanwhile, especially here in l.a. everybody's still talking about what h

and now, guess what, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome.hat's very nice. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. we have -- oh, we got a great show for you tonight. the reason for all the extra security. one of the most famous painters in the world is here tonight, president george w. bush is with us. [ cheers and applause ]

and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ]

and now, first things first -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. host of the show. thank you for come watching. thanks correspond coming. we have so much to get to. starting with -- a very exciting development for those of you who love shopping at costco but hate shopping at costco. soon you will be able to soon have your

and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.hello, i'm jimmy the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks. very nice of you tonight. i'm going to admit, i needed that. i did, i needed that tonight. this has been a difficult day for a lot of people.

and now, first things first -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, thank you. welcome to the show. welcome, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. we have more to get to than we could possibly shove into one show. i hate to bring anybody down but i have a little pin to put in our collective balloon.

and now, all kidding aside, here's jimmy kimmel! use ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's spring break and we have a special guest tonight. dave chappelle is here tonight.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, very nice.you for watching at home. thank you for coming to my work. for those of you who are watching from home, joining us after a long night of "the bachelor." don't worry, we have more. we'll tell all about the women who told all.

♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. welcome. all right. you for coming. thank you for -- thank you for joining us. today, if you don't know, today is officially the first day of spring. magical

♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. welcome. all right.ou for coming. thank you for -- thank you for joining us. today, if you don't know, today is officially the first day of spring. magica

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and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for not giving me up for lent. i appreciate that, too. today is ash wednesday. it'she

the galaxy" trailer -- and music from hank "the hawk" knutley -- and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ]

and now, no need to worry, here's jimmy kimmel! heers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. very nice. welcome to one and all, we have visitors tonight from near and far. i thought we might start the

and now, hold tight -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hola.he host of the show. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. as soon as we get started i want to take a moment to recognize and acknowledge international woman's day which was marked today. [ cheers and applause ]

and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! use ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wish i

and now, first things first -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there.y kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for come watching. thanks correspond coming. we have so much to get to. starting with -- a very exciting development for those of you who love shopping at costco but hate shopping at costco. soon you will be able to soon have your

all of that is ahead, but, firts, here's look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy. >> it's very important that you see this. >> i love humor. >> right. >> the best humor is when you in any case fun of yourself. >> well, tell that to the president. sfliefrmt developing news. san francisco's health department has released an urgent warning about a toxic tea. this is what it looks like. the health department says this herbal tea contains a deadly poison. it was purchased by two people from an herbalist at the sun wing world training company on grand avenue and china town. both a man and woman became severely ill and had to be hospitalized with life-threatening heart problems. it was that bad. the health department is now asking anyone who has this tea to throw it out immediately. please don't take any chances if you have this stuff around the house. >>> well, with spring around the corner, have your allergies kicked in yet? mine have started. a lot of people are sniffling and suffering. it's likely to only get worse. as cornell bernard explains, the early predict